Look, the Under Armour Flow Velociti Wind isn’t going to change the world, but it’s actually a pretty nice and simple lightweight daily trainer/tempo shoe. We’re just happy we don’t have to donate it to Soles 4 Souls right away.…

We start out with the worst Penn and Teller impression ever, then actually talk about the ASICS GEL-Cumulus 23. Other comparisons include McDonald’s burgers, Burger King Whoppers, and specialty burgers with a variety of toppings. Look, it’s the ASICS GEL-Cumulus.…

Normally Robbe is here to write a great description, but right now he is in Florida taking a well-deserved break. Here is something he wrote for the Instagram post: “Despite its name, you’ll probably still be a mortal human wearing…