Oh man I can’t wait to eat Cookie Crisp with my friends for breakfast uh junior where do you think you’re going with that um me and my friends are going to be eating Cookie Crisp for breakfast no you’re…

Hey um Daddy can I go outside and try to eat my golf ball no Jeffy it’s raining outside Jeffy how many times do we have to tell you do not eat golf balls well then why they look so…

All right guys are you ready to go to the movies oh yeah dude but we should bring our own candy it’s very expensive at the movie theaters already got you covered you think don’t notice all the candy I’m…