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SKETCH Gets A NEW GIRLFRIEND



SKETCH Gets A New GIRLFRIEND

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This is going to be easy this is going to be a lot easier than I thought it was going to be that’s the that’s the great part here I don’t know who we’re playing against here yet okay so it’s going to be a little rough start you want to hear

A s you want to hear an un relas song here watch This still that was a great song Good shout out way to go awesome got to focus on the task at hand a good do one by one here okay and it’s going to be pretty easy stable Ronaldo easy win there per e beat him before Asian je first round

Elimination Lola that’s probably our competition there jinxy part-time kette easy this is not going to be a great start here not really cut for this whole eat date [ __ ] this is my last one that’s for sure I don’t know I should be doing something more productive right now 2

Minutes here and it’s showtime I’m not scared of these people anymore look at how ugly this mother the green do-rag is seriously first round Li there not going to make it far there with that do-rag over there look you look like an idiot sorry for cussing I’m not going to deal

With this here look at this my shoe rack [ __ ] what is this 2005 I don’t know I bet he gets he gets on a little short ladder to grab the the top shoes doesn’t he Le he’s fat he’s ugly he’s old he’s washed look at that wow look at me this

Is going to be very easy for me Lacy if you make it past the first first round you get a donut sketch I look better than you br your chop oh I bet all you fortnite nerds are going to be running trios real real soon really sketch this

Will be a 15 15-minute stream for yall this is going to be a cakewalk look at the competition here it’s is my turn put me in coach I’m ready for this show to get on the road here that’s too much there why does he get to put it I don’t

Need a PowerPoint here not worried about him that’s a that’s the last one I’m worried about Monday Mike looks like he’s pissing his pants over there love what I’m seeing already it’s okay jinxie you said you had a babe but I’m impressed I’m really impressed this time

I’m looking for love what’s your name Lola you know let’s get past the formalities I don’t know what do you want to do you asking me questions or you want me to ask you questions I don’t talk like this all the time maybe you should ask me questions I don’t know

Anything about you do you like video games no not not particularly I like Minecraft fortnite’s okay but that’s it I don’t play video games now what do you like what do you like here what do I like here I like what I’m seeing you

Know I don’t know I feel like I’m in a museum looking at art it’s it’s amazing here I don’t know there an all day pass for this thing I don’t know if this is going to be long enough here jinxie you could have told me to prepare questions

Here you know I like this stud for the test Lola um what would you rate sketch’s appearance like he’s dressed up he’s got a Blazer on yeah let’s talk about the appearance these are some big headphones like you must be a real gamer and in the suit I like it you you came

Dressed up it’s nice thank you glasses those are pretty cute jinie you want to give me some fire questions here yes cat where would you take her on a first date you ever been to champag I would love to take you I’ve never been

To Japan what else do you like to do you like to surf or anything I don’t know I’m an Outdoorsman kind of sometimes when I’m not gaming I play games a lot where where you from I’m it’s very far but I love to fly it’s okay I have lots

Of I have lots of points there you know how did the other fellas before me do where am I where am I pacing right now they did okay you’re not you’re not the worst I promise you know survive in advance it’s March Madness right now and

That’s kind of what I’m looking to do I make it to the next round I would treat you nice you know I’m a gentleman that’s what that’s what the other that’s what the other people don’t have here I hear that k s out kind of a [ __ ] W sorry for

Cussing but that’s kind of true whoa I got to I got to make my arguments here this is not my closing case did you see how big Lacy is I don’t know this is going worse I think I should have ended it first okay okay all right all right z

A scammer Zim scams people I don’t scare people all right sketch good job sketch brother she rated me higher than you she rated me higher than you don’t ever disrespect my name again Lacy what she rate him five and she rated both you five and me a second sketch is

Tragic too that sheit was pathetic what do you mean pathetic you could you better watch your little mouth over there little [ __ ] and Aiden I didn’t even drag you I didn’t need to drag you I was trying to take out the mid-range of the pet you know I don’t got to worry

About them after that D that was the worst thing I’ve ever [ __ ] seen bro really I can tell you you don’t do much I won the Brey Hill e date what the [ __ ] did you do I pulled Brey Hill Brey followed him on Instagram actually you know

Eat ity you’re looking great today SK you have to win Sketcher you have to [ __ ] win I would keep that uh camera off too if I were you you’re not turning it on right now you ugly [ __ ] yeah hey you’re not going to talk about him like

That talk I’m talking him like that I’m talking to you like that you like that too look better than take that hat off right now before you trying to talk to me you are ugly as [ __ ] bro you need to get it fully [ __ ] off I can get you

Right bro I know Barbers clips and clips huh your cost hair look at your look at your trash ass suit look at your trash ass suit really you see that hairline brother you couldn’t pay for it it’s okay why is he back here there’s no

Way Jeff Jeff I love you but I don’t think I don’t think you made it to the next round brother Chef you’re the lowest rating actually it’s okay bro cuz I’m going a [ __ ] full boxer [ __ ] I I it’s okay it’s okay you should have said that on the [ __ ] main stage

Aiden and Jeff are going to be running fornite Duos ladies and gentlemen if you want to watch them go watch them they’re going to have a great time running fortnite Duos here in two rounds that’s BR I don’t think you’re going to make it past the next round bro I don’t know I

Should was sorry you’re so lucky you have plot armor you’re so lucky jinxy wants you to win what what is this we want to watch Kai bro he’s entertaining unlike you’re trash ass bro that was sorry to watch thank you brother don’t choke on it when the last when the last

Time youve been in a relationship last time I was in a relationship was like 2 and a half years ago what about you U last time I was ship was about a year and a half ago um she cheated on me yeah we went to like a Drake concert and then

He called her up on stage and it was from there it was it was bad she’s catching what and putting down so right now I’m taking it slow I’m doing good and [ __ ] like that just just trying to find the one thing I’ve ever if you

Don’t mind can I get a UT out for the day oh yeah um I’m kind of just in my cozy stuff but um okay God damn damn I love it I love it let me show you my outfit you know what I really needed a middle I’m just kidding no I’m just

Kidding I can’t not gonna lie before I came on this date I just finished beating a [ __ ] ass you feel what I’m saying um but it’s fine had to let you guys know I just you know that because I’m a Protector first before anything feel

What I’m saying so when I am Rel like that I am a protector and I make minutes he did not go to jail he did not get into aight that’s actually not impressive there I kind of would have expected more this I feel great fellas and survive in advance sketch

Brother okay um sketch what’s up brother why did you say that I was a slot what are you like what are you talking about you’re in first place I got to do something about it you can’t throw out logos here what do you what’s Louis be

About okay you got on the hat there I could have done the same thing I’m not going to lie he should they she should have gave you a higher rating we we’ll split it okay me and you will split it okay look at this we have an outfit

Change is your it’s your turn change your outfit we’re not doing suits we’re not doing suits no more sketch that was first round hey um sketch get rid of can you get some glasses or something these are my glasses some shades come on I know you got some shades bro I don’t got

No Shades I need some Vision here oh okay my fault my fault my fault my fault yeah what’s up here I love the shades you got on just kidding I’m kid I I Ain lie it’s nice to meet you bro nice to meet you too brother you know yo it’s um

The guy who saying pay phone yo is it just me or is she dry as [ __ ] bro she’s drying bro I need some help here I you know I like a little flavor not not much to work with here yo sketch what’s up brother why’ you change clothes what

Made you change clothes peer pressure plain and simple was it on me they were nervous they saw that I was dressed a little B sh you like this a little Adidas a little throwback here I don’t know I think she’ll like it you look really good sketch oh uh okay I don’t

Know what you’re doing but I already have a girlfriend what should I do should I just start playing man and talk to her on the side here I don’t know where’s the starters at come on there’s no way why do you have a mattress on

Your wall it’s a green screen my f me the screen bro where are you right now you in like a dorm no in my streaming room I’m in I’m in my one of 18 of one room can we see your like haircut at all

Or no you have waves and [ __ ] all bro I just got I just got a question why you targeting me no I just wanted to waight check that’s that’s a good question there you’re kind of asking for it like let’s let’s see them know I was

Competing for a guy and a girl but all right you’ll get an auto next round dude come on no no that’s not how that works D what do you think Lola I think you’re ready for St Patrick’s Day all right bro look at that peninsula of a [ __ ]

Heroine I’ll pray for you what would you rate Tucker one out of 10 absolutely not what all right no five no dad got four you’ve got to be [ __ ] me by grace of God it’s okay someone call Life Alert his hairline I don’t know your hairline

Is a fugitive someone get him I don’t know how we have the same ranking here but you know I think the next round it’s I’m going to separate here and that’s what I’m really happy to do here I’m making the final four that’s all that matters sketch my brothers my brothers

How’s it going how’s it going look at us sketch yeah nice to meet you brother nice to meet you too brother Final Four nice to meet you love you to Bro y I’m looking at all of us bro we all just some handsome men bro that’s what I’m

Saying they should be compet for us sketch you should have to comp for you oh yeah I I have I have a line here you know she’s going to need to make a reservation this isn’t going to be on the SK I’m not going to sketch I’m not

Going to lie if you was to roam the streets of the you would have so much people throwing ass on you I would love that if you can arrange that I would love to participate wait sketch how you 5 51 what about you brother you oh whoever made whoever made that flyer is

A lying son of a [ __ ] sorry for cussing family friendly I don’t know who made it but they shrunk me a quarter of my size yo guess that’s who I thought we was coming for bro I’m not the smallest here and yeah false advertising I like the

Press where is this chick at it’s okay as long as I beat the kid next to me I’m fine Lacy You’re Next Too buuck it this is no longer a friendly conversation everyone in here it’s going to go lazyy first Tucker second Jeff third Aiden fourth final four sketch give give this

Guy a minute he’s he’s really bad at working his dream just give him a minute here hear me Ariana this is my friend sketch sketch this is Ariana Ariana sketch Hi how are you doing I’m doing great how are you I’m doing perfect I don’t know Chie is this your this the

Forest you order from where are you from Texas what about you America I’m just kidding Houston s sorry get a little I feel good here I feel like just right at home I love that where are you from you’re back at home I’m not at home I

Have my own house you know what I mean I’m grown man working on it oh you got your own house I’m just kidding I rent it I split it with other three other my fellow friends very nice people you might meet them one day really yes ma’am

Are they your besties I don’t really like Marco but Cooper’s okay I’m just kidding great people you’re really goodl looking there you’re really a you’re goodl looking too thank you I don’t usually wear just like this I was peer pressure I was wearing a suit I thought

I was talking to the same chick I thought it was first date now this is second first date and I’m and I’m I’m very impressed so how old are you 25 he’s 21 bam 21 no I just bam I gave it up it’s okay you know cat’s out of the

Bag the cat is out of the bag you’re 21 though you can drink yes I can do you like to drink what is what is your drink of choice there I like shots of tequila just Straight Tequila is probably my drink of preference just cuz like it gets you straight to the point

That is actually what I like too you seem yes you seem perfect for me I don’t know like what type of tequila do you like is it oh [ __ ] I like to use my friend Mr Amigo you see how I did that you see how

I did that and I can be I’m on point I’m quick I’m witty I like repo not Blanco the second the second date you know it’s going to be a lot better than this one because we’re going to know each other is this one not going great or something

I could do it better you know it’s all about reps here and I’m coachable that’s what separates me here I’m coachable oh you’re coachable I’m lovable you are lovable you’re coachable and you’re of age so you’re doing good Crossing boxes Crossing boxes higher on the ra look

Look at this look at this you know I can feel chemistry right here Walter White pman here it is in my pants wa thank you next round second date awesome I did it fellas could have been worse fellas I need help here this next dat is going to

[ __ ] here I don’t know if I’m going to beat the guy with no [ __ ] hair Tai’s pretty he’s put together pretty good man I ain’t going to lie he’s a cheater you with a black guy uh yeah I love my black men oh that’s that’s not fair I ain’t

Going Li your skin look I literally love watch watch that is not fair you you you got some milk I’m some chocolate feel what I’m saying that’s milk chocolate you feel what I’m saying and our babies would be pretty cute oh trying to have

Trying to have my kids no no no no not for 10 years wait up are JY shut the [ __ ] up [ __ ] Nerf him shut up bro up there’s got to be a timer he’s unable GG’s bro shot clock violation what is the time here I’m in

The waiting room what am I doing here I’m in a waiting room too where’s everyone where’s everyone else at wait we’re not in the second room here right wait re yeah we’re trying n nah y’all [ __ ] ain’t make it y’all ain’t make it no what you I think you guys got

Eliminated no that’s not nox so you got lemonade too Max yeah try go yet I a go yet how you said yeah that’s Jimmy it’s all right Jimmy nron you’ll do great where Lacy wait Lacy’s Lacy’s with where’s where’s Lacy has a second round yo I think y’all ain’t qualified bro I

Think you got to get at least oh wow going go through it now yo chill no no chill [ __ ] y oh yo yo this [ __ ] crashing up yo yeah y’all definitely didn’t make it to the next round that’s [ __ ] that’s [ __ ] there that never got a second chance we’re eliminating half the

Field here they put me in the wrong room here they mix me in lazy wait I left the second date Channel that’s what they’re saying this is a discrepancy here yo what’s y’ what’s y’all type what’s your type man like black queens okay you like ass okay like he

Making some Curby [ __ ] I don’t know if bro made Ruby Rose or peaches though defin made it to the next round there’s no way they would deny you guys I’m in the wrong room H come on Save meay if they make it go us head against head

Here at the end that’s not going to happen we’re both in damn it I’m in trouble here get me in the next room ha boys you arm me could I get an outfit of the death it’s not good right now I told everybody this n it look great this last

Minute no that’s a damn damn yo wow your type like what type of guys you like she has no respect I like chocolate men I like um Hispanic men and phom she like me phom I feel about light I’m not either of those I like light skin um that’s not fair I

Don’t discriminate I like anything to be honest okay that’s fair what would you rate Max one through 10 I give Max a um an eight it’s too easy I’m six’ five look I can’t even fit in lying he’s lying everybody else is short you know what I mean everybody else got all these

Crazy attributes crazy attributes that’s the only attribute you need is that peanut butter complexion that’s all I got to say that’s I heard you say you like chocolate real question is carel like chocolate she’s allergic to nuts that’s what I’m hearing over ver to see

You I mean what’s your style of guy like lit fall out of her [ __ ] ja dou bags douche bags I would say I’m an [ __ ] come on sunglasses is a joke I think of a black guy do you like cuz we come in all different shades we got Mike B Will

Smith we got low tier God I mean we come in different archetypes see that’s the issue is that I like every y yo she’s St I don’t you ever heard of white chocolate yeah that’s what I thought I want to hear more about so I got a couple

Questions I told you 5 5 and2 that’s a perfect height so 5 5 and2 that means if we were to procreate we would create a specimen 6555 oh my God it would ruin me that’s what I’m I mean God I mean it that big I’m going to be very upset next man up

Back to the go log if all you can sell is height you didn’t make it playing a sport or something I don’t know what to do with that information you know 18 years it’s you’re you you’re calling on an 18-year investment there with me you got short-term games I’m like Bitcoin is

He still in here what the [ __ ] can we get the I really don’t know what you’re saying cricket cricket just a blue hoodie blue jacket I’m turning my cam off and I’m jerking off wa family friendly here God damn it bling you know that song that little baby said he said

Me and you can have a baby let’s name it Dior you know my God thank you party it’s party but like I like party you can just you can just call me baby don’t worry no girl so nice meeting you oh she’s not it was very nice meeting you

You know I’m I feel like not feeling it not feeling it y no okay so this is the first round round number one question number one how big is your penis probably like this metal finger right here that’s not when it’s hard you know what I’m saying laar lier all right I

Wanted to apologize for a horrible start oh did not accept it God you’re not the only big [ __ ] in here hold up I’m sorry family friendly here ain’t nothing little over here uh Ariana Ariana I don’t really like uh talking numbers but uh when I’ve been with a girl they’ve

Always said something about the size you know what I’m talking about maybe they couldn’t take it sometimes it doesn’t mean go in I Feel This Is A Lie that’s a lie okay uh give the next gu I’ve seen this before usually I would usually I wouldn’t answer this question you feel

What I’m saying I would like to answer this one one onone but since you ask it I’m going it’s a little over an iPhone and does it curve yeah and it has a curve okay good Bo you not dude all right uh LTG I once was told it was kind

Of like a baton I’m just telling you what somebody else said I’m not going to gas sh it like Dr or some going just say I’ve I don’t know a couple of girls they claim I ripped himf perfect I thought he said something else oh my God I thought Lacy how big is

Your schl um you know I’m not going to come in here and lie you know like some of these other guys will do I’m I’m a good 5.7 to six but I really know how to work it you know and I know how to make

Love I don’t [ __ ] I make love so um yeah he’s talking about the V system dad going to keep it family friendly next question bro who’s who’s asking for my [ __ ] size you were hurt bro cuz you yeah next question too bro what the [ __ ] no I

I love that idea I love that idea I veto veto next round sketch that’s not how this works that’s not how this works sketch my [ __ ] I six 27 he’s in Taiwan he’s in Taiwan so he’s talking about centimeters Ron how big is your dick uh

So hard it’s like a real 5.7 but soft it is so tiny I’m not going to lie like it looks like shorter than my thumb it’s like a turtle head in it shell but that’s just real and I think I should be real with you you know but when it’s out

It’s about you know what I’m saying that’s what I like to hear Tucker how much are you packing I’m I’m a 5050 I’m not going to say but I’m going leave you with this and I did put on this shirt for you I’m going just put it out there

I might be white but waist down I’m looking like low tier God skin color not his dick size his I’m I [ __ ] it up I’m white but I’m black from the waist down sketch how big is your dick sketch I need to say how big it is I’m showing

You oh Ariana you have to eliminate two of these fine gentlemen here okay so eliminate Ron I think all right and you got to eliminate one more I don’t think I like Jeffrey like I like you I I’m going to perform here it’s all about execution

Now I feel great serious this is about to be a different Z so I was going to ask did anybody ever cheat in any of their relationships Zim have you ever cheated on a girl never cheated on a girl I I could not imagine cheating as I

Told you earlier I got cheated on I’m not going to lie I just wouldn’t do something I would would would have went done to me so no I mean I can’t sit over here and lie I mean the main reason I did is because I got played crazy like I

Used to be this real nice sweet dude and like I just kept getting [ __ ] over so I just turned to a Savage for a little bit Lacy have you ever cheated on a girl kiss a death I actually have never cheated on a girl but my last relationship actually did end with me

Getting cheated on in October so I would never do that to anybody else no cheaters allowed here I’ll eliminate you B Monday Mike I’ll never have cheated let’s go Mike I’m actually proud proud of you straight to the point Max yeah I I cheated once it wasn’t Middle School

Though it was grab ass day you feel me I got the it got the best of me type [ __ ] you feel me c that’s not normal that’s not normal D have you ever cheated on a girl before uh I’ve actually never been with a girl you’re going to be my first

Love you know my first you said that no girls were ever able to physically ride your penis now I’m confused how you’ve never been with a girl but Li he’s a liar he’s a liar hey have you ever cheated on a girl before hell no I’m as

[ __ ] I’m going to be that Kobe nakers curing [ __ ] wor as you heart good answer right uh Tucker N I never cheated you know I really care about feelings and emotions and it really you know I’m type of dude that really just care about that and I would never really chea on

You cuz I know that really [ __ ] somebody up have you ever cheated on a girl uh technically never had a girlfriend or you know what I mean never I’ve been on a date before you know what I’m saying but never sealed the deal okay but that’s because I’m SEL for the good

Reasons you know and you check you’re checking all the boxes here you know you give a little bit I take I take a little bit you give and this relationship is like a lot of positive and negative a little bit of ying and yang did you

Change did I change I only changed for you I wanted to level up you know this is you amazing thank you sweetheart thank you sweetheart the things that I would that I can show you the places that we can go you know I’m not Dr Seuss

But you know I’m sweet with my words and I’m nice with my touch I would really love to see what the third date’s going to look like know I love that that was amazing thank you Ariana you got elimin I’m going to eliminate who’s the

White guy with the SLO oh Tucker at the bottom Tucker do you have a rebuttal yeah yeah I’m just wondering like is there any part Reason by chance that you like targeting me you said that you got me a sloth and flowers but none of that

Is like for me or here what you mean though I said as soon as I get this dub I’m about to bring it to your house though M I’m sorry okay okay okay that’s a fluke LeBron James do miss sometimes what’s like an ideal first date maybe we

Go on a beach you ever been to you ever been on ji no I haven’t actually yeah we go take a ride I got two JIS a yellow a red one you can picks typ Kai what is your ideal first date ideal first date I like activity so I might do go-karts

Real quick you feel what I’m saying little activity um and then uh you never had Jamaican food at the culinary art so I cook you some rice and peas with some oxtail on it and then I might just you know settle down and just it’s know you

Got a good vibe while we eating ideal first date saying too much I do feel the first date to like DLC content when it comes to me what does that mean yeah like downloadable content I don’t know to me first days blew up in my face

Plenty of times so for me I just let’s do some you know let’s do like a activity this man is a been beaten and batter in every round he’s about to smoo sandpaper over there I want to be I want to go now you have my answer and not go to I tookies

And I’m really starting to feel Man Ray what is your ideal first date I’m got to fight out fight you out to my country and then we’re going to get activities and after that [ __ ] crazy Taiwan and then I’m going to get a good ass restaurant dinner good views Vibes yes I love

Sushi sushi and good views GNA see some T [ __ ] you know what I’m saying and Good Vibes first date you feel what I’m saying yeah Sketch you’re next ideal first date you know I’m a simple man I like I like to uh under promise and overd

Deliver and I think the best way to do that is to keep it simple you come over to my place and don’t worry I’ll keep it safe I keep it clean you know I run a tight ship here but in all the best ways and you know I can cook you a dinner

From scratch you know I could do a lot with a little that’s really what I’m known for you know I love that and that’s why I’d like to keep gu what do you like to cook for dinner you know pasta La I’ve tried a lot of things I’ve

Been to a lot of places you know and I know what people like and I know what people people love and that’s what makes me special that’s pasta that’s what I would love to cook for you people love pasta I love pasta and they say it tastes better with love and that’s what

That’s what comes with me you know that’s what I’m looking for here I’m looking for true connection and me and you it’s like Bluetooth here but in person it’s going to be like a magnet and I cannot wait beautiful thank you all right good answer scatch good answer

Now it’s time for the elimination have you made up your mind as to who you want to eliminate oh the Chick-fil-A guy I feel like you have the highest rating in the introduction rounds what the [ __ ] happened hold on wait hold on though hold on S what was the reasoning like

Interference interference your finalized your answer correct no wait wait wait yo let me get my robotto J I’ll allow it I’ll allow it Cofe shut up Bally we G get chick-fil-et we would go chill little picnic you know blanket but and we going to talk we going to

Talk for hours I get to really know you it’s not low it’s not low effort or typ chip here Ari are you are you eliminating Max yes or no no I’ll do I’ll do Taiwan what the [ __ ] R that’s not fair that’s illegal no next question what are your guys’s

Biggest red flags when it comes to a girl sketch you go first sketch what’s your biggest red flag at a girl you know my biggest red flag would have to be a girl who doesn’t trust me cuz in my mind in order to really love somebody you

Have to trust him it’s what she can do and what she can’t do it’s when you’re not around and when you are around that’s what comes when you have trust you have loyalty there’s a lot of things that you hit with trust and that’s my biggest red flag you know that’s Ground

Zero for me great answer sketch Pary what is your biggest red flag Chad Chad Chad Chad okay listen my biggest red flag is when a girl is not loyal you know if you’re cheer you three down here there has to be some collusion here my biggest red flag is

Like little to no ambition you know I like someone that you know work hard or want something in life better answer than l oh he’s Shing he’s Shing what your biggest red flag your biggest make it real simple uh smoking okay so I do smoke weed I’m talking cigarettes

Oh no AUD here U my biggest red flag is probably lying if you lie about things literally anything like even the simplest things if you’re if you lie to me then it just gives me the immediate ick because I just can’t trust you after that LTG what is your biggest red flag

The main one for me is celebrity worshiping like I can’t compete with Drake I can’t compete with super duper lit [ __ ] like that celebrity I can’t compete brother is your biggest red flag hygiene um like bad hygiene you have to have you have to have good hygiene I’m

Not going to lie no agreed yeah and repetitive arguments back to back to back with no growth from it um it gets it gets real bad you feel what I’m saying so yeah yeah I agree with you he went out of here my biggest red flag probably be like commitment like I like

A girl to know what she wantses do we already need this guy before he came here um Ari you got to eliminate One of These Fine gentlemen here wait are we are we dating her or her friend bam thank can you tell your friend can you tell your friend to mute

Her mic real quick thank you you know my friend to help me with advice CL it’s sh Clap That might be my fatal mistake there doesn’t remember me anyways because I’ve met him before and he screamed at me before on a stream so goodbye R this whole time all right wow

Camera’s getting big now lights are shining here gentlemen Ariana what is your next question what is your ideal type of girl for your next relationship like what would you guys look for definitely a loyal girl a girl who got a goal in life um I’ll say my my ideal my

Ideal girl is somebody who’s like 55 like pasta live in Arizona nice smile but has a lot of ambition on top of that that sounds almost like me it is you sweetheart it is you all right me my next ideal girl I’m going to keep it real simple somebody who just

Understands the grind understands what I do if you see me on a collab you see me at events you know this is what I do eating is crazy like what I’m I’m say do that oh [Applause] no Shing water so um my next uh girl

That I would be looking for I want the next person I date I plan to marry I want somebody who you know matches my personality traits but can also have fun at the same time with me and just somebody Who’s down to you know enjoy

Life with me and and start a family all right uh dad I would say somebody that likes to have fun doesn’t mind waking up at 10:30 in the morning 11:00 in the morning uh and just chilling lik to go on adventures um my dream girl I would

Say like supportive genuine you know fat ass you know nice kind family or oriented I don’t want to get dead like the the Omaha [ __ ] you feel me your ideal girlfriend look like you know for me someone that’s ready to be loved I got a lot to give I’m looking for

Someone to receive and you know we need to be on an equilibrium you know wavelength matching you’re in a different spot again thank you I love to make you smile because it’s really a beautiful picture to look at you know I feel like I’m in a museum I know to

Respect art you know I’m it’s not all about touch when you’re in a museum so sometimes it’s just about strolling through and admiring you know the past the future and the present I love your cross legs right now you’re just looking So Divine thank you great answer sketch

Great answer brother sketch all right Ariana you do got to eliminate One of These Fine gentlemen here I forget his name L LTG I think since we’re in the later rounds you have a 30 second rebuttal you said eate and kiss other cross know what I meant was so like

Entertainment as a profession so I used acting as is somewhat of a metaphor as an Entertainer that’s all I meant Ariana your final answer you want to eliminate LTG all right do you have your next question so what makes you guys think you’re a good fit for me oh my God I

Forgot our Hobbies what are our Hobbies oh no I’m blanking you say you like Hispanic man you say you like black man I’m Black and Hispanic right so that’s already a plus yeah you say you like the beach I love going to the beach I love

The beach every time I’m in La I’m going to the beach that’s one of the reason I moved out here really to go to the beach I would have said the same thing I moved up to California to go to the [ __ ] beach that started off communication is very important you say

You like basketball players I hope I got some mix tapes to even back it up and prove it and like I feel like we got chemistry like you got a good you know how to hold a conversation like the last girl I was on here she was [ __ ]

Boring as [ __ ] you actually have some good personalities added to you you have to send me your mixtape I will don’t worry about it don’t hear it uh Lacy why are you a good fit for Ari and um how does your haircut look um yeah so I’ll

Start off by saying you know I think me and Ari are a very good fit we uh clearly have chemistry and um I think our personalities mesh very well we also you know we both do the internet so we understand that uh part of our lives and

I think that we would just fit very well we’re both spontaneous and um to answer your second question jinxy you know what let’s get it out of the way um I did get my haircut okay and I am just to tell you uh the hair is going to charity just

To put that out there maybe a little 180 Lac a little like you’re going to have to tilt your head down a little Lacy Lacy what did you do little 180 oh what did you do hair GR back ha grows that for a good cause wait was your hair long

Enough to donate so yeah this is like a chunk of it so it it’s definitely long enough oh my god dude put that down all right we’re done oh my God some people probably eating right now dude Jesus dad lucky dad why are you a good please

Reset the question cuz that [ __ ] dead hair about may be gag okay but I’m a good fit because we can have really great experiences also uh you know jinxy LLC president uh Max you like animals right yeah I love animals yeah I love animals too you feel

Meim my favorite animals is horses and giraffe and I grew up on I grew up on National Geographic um and brother nature sketch why are you a perfect fit for Ari sketch I think we have something going here and I don’t have to undersell

It or oversell it so I just like to you know my offer is on the table I think uh I think I’ve laid out the the foundation you said incredible things so far thank you sweetheart and know I I can vouch sketch is a very good guy he’ll take

Really good care of you thank you jie just wanted to say that just want to you see that’s what I’m known for and it’s the things that me and you can do together that really makes it perfect you know I think uh my conclusion that was my conclusion there you know and i’

Really love to see where this things go wow really good answers across the board Lacy I love you but your haircuts just not going to do it for me right now I told you Fatal mistake I’m going to say you know if you want to vote me out off

Of a physical attribute that’ll be changed in a month over somebody who said The only thing you have in common is that he’s black in Hispanic go ahead what was his Z I love Z in the glasses there right there with the curly hair I am going to have to eliminate you but

Lacy like we both like La I have to eliminate you both I can’t just like everybody in America likes Pizza you [ __ ] idiot think of something more creative [ __ ] dumb ass Shut the [ __ ] up [ __ ] I wasn’t talking to you okay I’m sorry Daddy uh wait what

No I’m getting voted out cuz I cut my hair are you redeeming a double elimination here AR it’s against the rules but I’ll allow it final answer is it Zim or Lacy who’s getting who’s getting the boot here I said wow sh [ __ ] I’ve ever heard in my life I’m oh my God

Oh my God oh my God okay okay wow top four just like that uh we’ll start with Kai we’ll finish with Sketch Kai if you were to describe your sex life as a car what car would it be and why I’ll be a a Rolls-Royce I’m real you feel what I’m

Saying I know how to hit all the right spots um I like to be nice and and like romantic with it stars on the roof you feel what I’m saying and I I you know I’m a rul wish I could also turn into a Hellcat now I could get on some crazy

[ __ ] you feel what I’m saying I would say a Hummer uh you know it’s uh it’s you know b car yeah okay I’m gonna say a Mini Cooper no no no no no no no she laughed that’s bad then I’m gonna say uh

AMG be a Mini Cooper no no no I don’t no because I was just thinking of cars it just it’s the first thing that came I say an AMG sketch if you were to describe your sex life as a car what would it be and why you know I would

Consider mine a a cup car cuz it’s usually only me and those who make bad decisions well I’m just kidding you know what I would call it a Tesla because I’m very smart and I’m calculating when you’re ready to make that move it’s okay uh AR you got to eliminate one I’m going

Do justice and I’m going to eliminate your dad AR if you have a good question cooked up Now’s the Time to pull it out who is the most important person in your life the most important person in my life is my mom the reason why she’s the

Most important in my life is because she was a single mother with four kids she’s like super mom she done did the impossible so and she never got to live she took sacrifices in her early life for me to just make sure she relaxes for

The rest of her life in the long run though she’s the most important no no dick riding no dick riding but um my mom too my mom and dad though it’s a tie type [ __ ] because I actually have both parents in my life type [ __ ] yeah and um

It’s both of them because they both believe in me you know they beli in my journey they believed in the streaming [ __ ] and what I wanted to do and they never doubted me you know all right sketch who’s the most important person in your life you know it would have to

Be my mom as well I don’t mean to piggy back but you know it’s from it’s her that taught me how to love you know she taught me how to be gentle how to be thoughtful for what other people need you know she is a great woman and I

Think you would you would you would really love her and I think she would really love you yeah it seems like all you guys are great wow really good answer got to make it decision and then we get to the final round script I’m sorry I do not script these all right uh

Oh you’re saying script Oh you mean sketch sketch sorry oh my God sketch you got eliminated I’m so you got to be [ __ ] kidding me no I’m me saying script the whole time oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] sketch you have a rebuttal or oh I think he’s turned I

Literally love you wait wait wait wait wait wait rebuttal rebuttal you know I really don’t see where I fumbled the bag here but it’s okay you know what you saw there was just my passion and I promise to bring a lot to the table not everything’s about streaming not

Everything’s you know about your goals in life you know sometimes at the end of the day you only have your family and that relationship is built on love there I agree and maybe we can have a retry hey [ __ ] you

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  1. idk whose watching this now but bruh, “i would consider me a cop car, because it’s me and those who make bad decisions” killed me🤣🤣

  2. “She’s allergic to nuts, is what I’m hearing “
    “You ever heard of White Chocolate” 😂😂😂😂

  3. you can’t have all these guys and then kai cenat ffs😂 obviously kai will win all these dates, he’s too famous.

  4. "and maybe we can have a retry"

    Sketch: "hey fuck you" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    I have never left so many comments on a video I fucking love Sketch

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