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Jynxzi and Sketch FUNNIEST Moments 😭



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Come on brother take this conversation sorry who’s taller chat be honest whose dick is bigger sorry okay thank you cameraman thank you sir here we go what’s up brother but Chad doesn’t get the joke but see you got a barrel on you brother it’s not there you going to talk about

My midsection there 15 here I supposed to respond to that you just talking I thought you were commentating not talking [ __ ] to my face here I just think one for 15’s horrible now one for 15 that’s what I would have probably graded your haircut after you got it but you

Know that’s between you and the lady at Great Clips great lady first off it’s Big League Haircuts I’m sure how long it take 20 seconds okay really dude it’s okay you know give me a weed whacker I do the same [ __ ] I’m just kidding no you know what

How he got me out here Brey Hill okay dude can you [ __ ] watch it no no hand no me moist versus sketch and mat I’ll be guarding sketch and I may or may not grab his penis I’m definitely going to grab sketch’s dick come out here and reach okay you’re guarding yourself at

This point light mode is crazy yo cameraman um is this a phone stream or a jinxy stream Chad do you guys like my cameraman or hate him let me know fire his ass right now no pension yeah you are a fat fck all right the 2v2 basketball game against sketch and Matt

Matt is about 6 foot five but moist is a giga Chad and I’m a giga Chad and sketch is an alcoholic so we’ll be fine sketch you shoot I want to have my eyes I’m watching right now yeah no we won bro what the [ __ ] what’s your McDonald’s order jinxy

20 nuggets two sweet and sours one honey barbecue two large fry shamrock shake as much diabetes as the heart can take shout out McDonald’s they will hospitalize me one day hasn’t changed it since seventh grade you won’t believe it neither has his Rim changed it’s crazy I’ve never

Seen more crazy uh you wouldn’t believe him you know he said I’m a grown man you wouldn’t believe him you’re close you’re getting close you know chat jinxy sketch you want to know what jinxie B smells sketch go to go to Cava get a get a bowl

To go and put in your bed and don’t take it out for two weeks Cava that’s what a jinxy smells like okay good bow all right hey hey we’re on Twitch not brazers dude whoa that’s even crazier than it’s what is brazer is a basketball team all right

Dad there he goes driving on the green like he’s Donald Trump look at him great guy the Texas wedge whatever you say Steve straight out of the all right got a nice sketch no that’s a stroke I don’t care no no you’re talking in my [ __ ] back swing there you made

They’re coming for you jinxie they found your hard drive sketch that is the worst shoes I’ve ever seen in my life uh sketch yeah you’re bro there’s literally no red around that that’s not a hazard it’s not a hazard I know the game here on my first

Road here sketch hit the ball bro were those cop cars for us or like what was that like a I I think they are they found your hard drive jinxy all right they found it thank you sketch all right hit the ball wake up in the morning boner go to sleep

At night you hang out with Nerds you turn intock butc hang you turn into little veiny you play down to the level maroon red you know I got bans boy and it’s in my pants boy disrespect him old boys you won’t speak again boy thank you brother

[ __ ] just too short there just too short there it’s okay shut the up you’re down like eight Strokes right now not bad for 5’9 okay this guy’s such a 58 look at him lovely shoes there it’s my turn to hit scetch if I were you I would putt

This because after looking at your web I were you I would try Old Spice deodorant okay but you know personal personal preferences and all that for nine you know Listerine have you heard of them Listerine if you’re listening he had some hot breath cut cut cut

Cut damn it that went over the green looks easier on TV huh looks easier on TV it’s fine I’m not worried about numb nuts here another shot here might be a little bit of an awkward bounce oh it’s awkward bounce nice Shooters shoot though Shooters [ __ ]

Shoot you air thanks camera man lot of pressure here so here’s our game plan I take sketch of the paint every day of the week moist critical three-pointers looking really consistent right now keep the ball out of Matt’s hands keep the pickpocket in that right there pickpocket in that right there mat in

Sketch’s hands all I do is take it that’s our game plan 11 points ones and twos Moy gets hot I might [ __ ] him tonight I might [ __ ] Moy critical in the ass it’s horrible how do you feel SC 53 I’m battling right now [ __ ] I’m gonna [ __ ] this guy in the ass

Tonight off stream we’re [ __ ] this is insane oh that’s dope as [ __ ] um okay why are you in the bathroom with me right now want a Johnson revealed or something hop out in the hallway bro okay my cameraman’s like delusional what I did what I like to do

Is when I go use the restroom when I have to go number two is I paray it with taking a shower so I never really have to wipe my ass I just get in the shower sorry jinx’s got the right jinx’s got the right type of drains for it

Though you actually [ __ ] in there okay open sketch’s room and just tackle him fun fact jinx’s haircut came with a Tapout shirt it also came with a mouthpiece with fangs on what what you me wait is Brey text me oh God tongue [ __ ] a Corona bottle sorry for cussing family friendly all

Right J save me from from this camera here good night Chad I’m GNA [ __ ] sketch in the ass no know what’s going on me and sketch are GNA [ __ ] each other riding the [ __ ] okay [ __ ] wrong with you dude oh my God bad to the right out of bounds out of bounds

Shot shot golfers don’t get [ __ ] anyway catching fire Catching Fire cat call me I volunteer hit the [ __ ] bre tell Brey I volunteer I’m like 21y old jinxy lots of nuts in my room I’m just kidding oh you’re going to tip this thing you know we got two Predators out here we have

Alligators and we have guys like jinxy sit bunker see God damn it now you’re hitting for the same I’m aware of sketch no you’re hitting for a four I’m hitting for a three cuz you dropped it’s okay you’ll be five by the time you’re up there this guy’s such a [ __ ] prick

Look at jinxy he’s built like a lunch lady okay okay thank you cameraman I’m aware that I fell nice and wet there King lotion okay can you get your head checked bro great shove it in my ass till I Cry get the camera out of my [ __ ]

Face so who jumps in the lake um no no so we did match play six holes it was 5 to one and then on the last three we did stroke play which you won so technically you beat me in fake golf I beat you in

Real golf way to point that out no I beat you in golf and then you beat me in golf so no one jumps in the lake you know you look like a top golf guy anyway it’s okay this guy’s pitching a tent in his pants not me jie is 3in tent little

Small one man army here you ready Kim Jong yo what that’s a slogan that that passed every time take it easy I’m just kidding one1 I guess that’s confident zoom in more it’s kind of far away no it’s perfect I get all three of you in

Here and I can zoom in on your little face just like that little face why did you say little he’s got a nogin on him he’s really got a noggin on him it’s okay Hammerhead sketch can we talk about the shoes bro the shoes they’re all purpose trainers show the chat that’s

[ __ ] show them yours you’re wearing all black Rosies there you go no look at them my shoes are good dude oh that smells horrible my shoes are my shoes are great don’t do that again that’s a mustard gas are something something crazy there

21 Comments

  1. This is real friends not posting pics to try embarrass them do it in person or behind closed doors if you have an issue

  2. Jynxzi not being a loud=funny type of guy is so refreshing , I hope he gets the recognition he deserves , legit reminds me of BruceDeo

  3. "we got two types of predators ones like alligators and ones like jynxzi" sketch just keeps spitten heat

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