Orange Bowl Boys – Add Jalen Suggs to the Front – Chapter 114 (Full Show)

All the boys are cooked after a crazy week, and somehow Toast managed to piss off a whole new group of college basketball fans when he disputed if Caitlyn Clark was really the GOAT of women’s basketball. And we take a rare trip to Greentree during the off season as we reflect on Henry Parrish leaving the U, as we now have to take a good look at the running back room.

We also throw a little love to Kam Kinchens after he showed out at Pro Day, and reflect on what Mark Richt did for UM Pro Day while he was here. And as we stare down the tournament, everyone has thoughts on the popularity of the women’s game this year as compared to the men. Plus we rejoice in the glory of German-suplexing basketball-playing Russians as we discover Rugball – a combination of basketball, rugby and wrestling.

And this week’s wheel of topics includes Kevin Harlan’s epic call of the confetti mishap during the A-10 Championship Game, the hilariously unfortunate circumstance of Dan Monson who was fired before his team made the tournament, and the Paris Olympics lifting the intimacy ban during this year’s games. Plus the hilarious jersey swap of the year between Gradey Dick and Anthony Dick, and we hang out in Scoop’s golf corner

And it’s another round of Five Questions – including questions that qualify friendships, our desired trade job, death row last meals, unusual pets, and the topics of our speaking engagements.

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Land ah how is Scoopy land how’s toast land how’s it going boys it’s been busy it’s busy it’s a week bro it’s only Wednesday that’s what I said I can’t believe it’s only Wednesday yeah I knew my hat found my hat b b accidentally like in a it was in a bin

Under [ __ ] like for I don’t know how it got there and I would have never looked there for it I did look around for it and couldn’t find it and I was like well [ __ ] what happened to the Hat accidentally found it the other day I

Don’t even know why I lifted someone had to put it in there they were cleaning up while you were gone it was probably me oh okay all I don’t remember things very well I got [Laughter] you uh all right so should we uh anything you want to talk about before

We talk some football we do have football to talk we had Pro Day Spring practice uh getting back underway anything you guys want to hit before we do that I’m good I’m good I’m good I’m chilling all right G Pat myself on the back for for pissing off college

Basketball fans again but this time wasn’t kan’s basketball fans it was just women’s fans in general oh all six of them who boy don’t don’t say that out loud because oh you don’t understand BR Caitlyn Clark has bought brought an army to this and you oh if

You dispute that she’s the goat watch the [ __ ] out I threw out there that you it was it she’s the goat and I said well you know I’m going to kind of say either terazzi Stewart or Candace Parker um and then wow that just I had to mute that

[ __ ] you went after you went after the golden girl huh I’m like why I didn’t they just said she’s like go I’m like the perspective bro she’s not the she’s not the greatest of all time she’s isn’t greatest scorer of all time sure but yeah I mean well I’m not getting into

This again cuz [ __ ] that [ __ ] well i’ prefer you didn’t get into it because I don’t want to talk women’s hoops no I got well listen I could I could I could talk men’s Hoops I mean do we have any players left I’m not at this point I’m

Not sure we do but we’ll we’ll we’ll we’ll digress the whole it’s a sinking ship over there yeah but you know what’s funny I think with that bit of news and obviously this isn’t the first time where the University of Miami basketball team their numbers are depleted but it

Looks like the stock just Rose in the into the filthy casual side know just you know if it’s all honky Dory like you said you wouldn’t be having these issues that no you wouldn’t just saying but I would say this man it’s amazing how [ __ ] up the NCA has

Gotten everything we talk about how the transfer Portland football’s [ __ ] up bro basketball’s just as [ __ ] up you got 500 kids that were able to go into the portal before the tournament even starts you have schools that declined nit invites because they want to focus instead I’m talking about Rick patino

And St John’s at the portal and recruiting players right now they don’t want to have to lose two weeks to do the NIT Tournament like dude how the like d portal shouldn’t open till the season’s over like what the [ __ ] yeah that’s the thing the nil is a factor in this and we

Beat this drum very loudly but the biggest factor is you got to fix these portal dates you got to fix this you know what’s weird too is that you’re right so the basket basketball portal opens it was like Monday but it’s right in the middle of the

Semester true it is yeah well but I mean it was well yeah it is yeah it’s March in the middle of right in the middle yeah they got two months left which is weird like why there’s no reason to even have that why don’t you let the kids finish the semester in

School and then go into the portal the beginning of summer so they can be there for the next uh right school year that is that’s worse than football Dumber I was I was going to say more Dumber more dumb that’s dumber than football Dumb and Dumberer dumbest yes no it’s just insane it’s

Insane how an organization like that has just completely [ __ ] up everything no credibility left theyve completely just oh my goodness you see the story about Jeff Bridges how in Dumb and Dumber they wanted a Comm iian right like the the producers and the casting members they wanted a comedian and Jim

Carrey didn’t want a comedian Jim Carrey wanted somebody who could be funny but would also support him without trying to overtake him as a comedian so they had some guy on hold and the F the whole first week that had one shot with he and uh uh and Jim

Carrey I think it was the the playing swordfight thing in their orange and blue suits epic scene and then he was nice scooters yeah and then Jim Carrey was off for the rest of the week but they shot a bunch of stuff with Jeff Bridges and then essentially on Sunday

Jim Carrey was going to look at it and they were G to either give him the call that you go ahead keep doing what you’re doing or go to the other guy who was a comedian who’s the other guy did we know no he wouldn’t say so I thought was pretty pretty cool

Story I mean listen having a comedic Duo like that it’s not easy because you can’t have two Alphas in that situation like when you look at Farley and Spade there has to be a straight guy and that’s basically what Daniel not so much in that movie but to his sense he was

The kind of the straight guy and let and Jim Carrey had the open canvas um but ab and Castell man it goes back man but it’s tough to have a Duo because someone has to so I would think yeah getting another comic to bite their like that

Might have been too ego MH you know stifling but an actor yeah I mean that’s what they do you know they did the uh the the moped the motorbike was the first scene they shot of the entire movie they went to Boulder did it and uh

And then did a couple but that was the first thing first thing in the whole movie man that John de is full of [Laughter] [ __ ] oh landed on the moon we could be here all night just quoting quoting that and only one ad lib in the entire movie which I found very fascinating really only one ad lib in the entire movie he said was it remember I know what it is

What is it want to hear the most annoing sound in the world yeah I mean yeah how do you yeah you don’t really you can’t really write that in yeah yeah I don’t see I don’t see a writer writing that in absolutely he said so I just did it back to him

Because I didn’t know what else to do [Laughter] nice all right let’s uh let’s talk some uh let’s talk some canes I guess okay football we’re going to head out green tree no we don’t do that in the offseason football C football and green tree they had let’s go they had Pro

No hey portals the portals active Henry Parish on his way out we wish him nothing but success in the future saw rumor he might go back to miss quite surprised by that leading running back for the University of Miami is now walking out the door and the Rumor

Initially is that the University of Miami realized that they have something very special at the quarterback position so they say and they’re going to try to do everything they can to give him the best shot so and that includes getting another Bonafide running back one in the portal

I think a wide receiver one in the portal because they’re going to do everything they can to take a playoff run this year do you think they need a running back one in the portal I mean citizen is back now you’ve got Fletcher you’ve got Johnson I mean

You’ve got uh the the hyphen sorry you have a deep stable you really really do I I just got some concerns I mean you got some injury concerns you mention the first two guys that you mentioned toast citizen both hurt both hurt right AJ Allen hurt not playing in the spring so

Right the only one not hurts Chris Johnson who man I’d love to see him get some more Burn Right but they yeah they you you can never have enough running backs right but I mean that it’s Spring right now so I mean we still have injury issues in

The fall but you I mean you think we need like a we need to go get like a one but if you think about it this way now we love Mark Fletcher I think they’re going to be able to get it done even with the absence of Paris Paris a very

Fine player for the University of Miami I am not going to take away his what he was able to accomplish here but he won’t go down as one of the um greats right no but he was a steady hand for a couple years yes absolutely and I’m it’s just

Truth I’m not knocking the kid whatsoever We wish all kids the best of luck if he goes back to miss good luck right but say if you can get that really great guy that a guy that can even Eclipse Mark Fletcher like this is a dude he’s the dude he’s the guy maybe

You entertain it because you realize you have something special quarter that’s all I’m saying maybe you entertain it I’m just I’m curious how that how a move like that impacts the rest of that room I mean with with the portal I’m just I’m just I’m just wondering it’s

You got to go out and compete man it’s they’re never not going to be without it right I mean it’s a it’s a constant it’s a constant thing um when we have the portal uh what are you going to do so any room’s G to have to deal with

This no matter the running back the wide receiver so how are they going to deal with it you you go out and try and win your job listen that Pandora she’s a [ __ ] right you let her out of the box you don’t know how she’s gonna act on

One hand you guys are getting paid great that’s the nil on the other hand people could come willy-nilly in and out and get paid two and take your job and look for money it’s just it is what it is that Pandora lady is a [ __ ] and you’re

Going to have to compete and we love the guys that are coming in that have to compete but if they have the ability to make impact Talent like incredible impact Talent moves maybe they try you know we we talked about it they’re going to try to do it at the wide receiver one

Position we think they have a good wide receiver one even though he plays that slot position but even in the NFL that’s not a high value position when you play slot receiver you need the guy on the outside so okay you have Fletcher and all of a

Sudden you have a guy that’s better than Fletcher like he’s the dude and Fletcher’s the spell back maybe maybe gotta try gotta try it’s going to be a fascinating portal season here oh my God the we thought the fall was crazy right I think spring is going to be complete

Insanity and dude like you imagine the amount of gallons of Kool-Aid that’ll be drunk if they bring in an rb1 and a wide receiver one in the portal stop this fan base will be unbearable before this I’ll give you mine I’ll give you mine go ahead no I

Don’t need any I’ll give you my Kool-Aid okay yeah I’m good I’m good you’re starting to sip some Coy Scooby you’re you’re starting to sip some thumnail th thimble thimble I and I drank it like three weeks ago I haven’t had any sense H nice hey speaking of pro day cam did

Much better cam did much better that 40 time was improved and uh I think that’s going to help him because that was the one thing listen his film doesn’t lie guys very instinctual um All American Safety from the second that we got him blue nailed it and you know just had some concerns

Coming out but on his Pro Day 40 times much much much much much much much much better so I think he made himself some money on that 40 time good for him he just needed a little bit of a home field advantage and then I saw a

Real and it goes without saying it was a touching Post online but again thanking mark rck because not too long ago not too far were the days when we were watching monsoon season when these when these kids were asked to do their Pro days and like oh my goodness it was

Terrible at least they have the facility now at least he was the spearhead on that so thank you Mark rck thank you yeah thank you for giving giving us the the best round we’ve had in 20 years yeah besides the ipf on the field as well thank you for giving us the best

Win of the last 20 years like Mark Rich is still the man in terms of the last two decades until this train gets going again and if he his health obviously started to fail him later on and I it kind of makes sense now but if he would

Have been the CEO and just got updated the offense and he would have gotten Rett Lashley I mean things have gotten things would have gotten spooky with him in a good way in a absolutely absolutely one one of great wh ifs that Kane fans can always debate moving forward but but

Still does not have that hel lacious appetite for recruiting and isn’t Built For This nil kind of Market he’s another guy that would have Nick sabon it this isn’t what I signed up for he wanted to make a difference in men and develop men on in off the field this isn’t the

Landscape for Mark Rick listen dude it’s fascinating just looking at all these coaches both in football and basketball just all these old guys you see what is okay Mountain set so things that mid Majors now should get less bids I mean it’s just it’s insane these old guys are

Not digging the change they just are not digging the old white guys are pissed off get off my lawn telling you they are all these oldtimers are like bro too much change and listen it’s out of control there’s no governance it’s nuts we said it’s gone off the rails

But I don’t know it’s [ __ ] up our Sports boys both these sports are in bad spots right now both college football and college basketball because there’s no governance and it’s a [ __ ] Wild West the only thing good about these sports are the games being played during the time they’re being played it’s the

Only thing good about them the rest of the landscape of these sports are dog [ __ ] it’s wild I mean it’s crazy I mean it’s fun because there’s pandemonium but it’s like it’s me it’s just it’s hard to you can’t keep up like we can’t even keep up

We keep getting berated by some guy on on Twitter and you know it’s funny the the guy who says I’ve stopped listening to them and everyone should to you’ve got 11 followers bro no one sees your Tweet okay so all you and your friends in your mom’s basement

But what you do say some I do say that we’re underprepared now let’s not blanket this podcast with unpreparedness okay if you want to say somebody is unprepared you talk to scoop right that would be me and if you’ve listened to this show for any particular amount of time you’ve known from the

First show to the I don’t this is probably the 600th show I don’t know how many show shows it is a lot of shows I’m always underprepared and it’s on purpose so don’t blank it at all it’s just me they send I saw Jenner sent a uh a prep sheet last

Night I’ve had 24 hours to open the email you had the open it because you had to click on the link I open the email to hit the [ __ ] Zoom link tonight I have no idea what’s going on ever well get ready cuz coming up we’re talking black dick yeah I did see

That what a what a great Jersey exchange that was I mean that’s really good right I mean we can talk about it because it was funny and it was public so so so don’t get mad at the show you can get mad at me because of anyone who’s on the show who doesn’t

Give two shits about what you happen to think of him it’s probably me so I got thick skin so um to what you were saying what we were talking about though so there’s an interesting quote that came out uh this week from Shaquille O’Neal made a bit of a bold statement

About the college basketball season and he said I haven’t been paying much attention to the guys only been paying attention to the girls he’s like I hate to say it but the women players are kicking the men’s butts you’ve got Angel ree you’ve got all the girls from South

Carolina you got Juju Watkins at USC you got Caitlin Clark O’Neal explains it’s a better game just more competitive how do you feel about that is it is it more fun to watch well so I will I will tell you this because I know certainly of everyone on this show no one has

Watched more women’s basketball than I have um just growing up in Connecticut you don’t have really a choice man so anyways but I would say it’s been really cool to see the explosion Nationwide that she has brought to it because there is Absolut now my concern is does that

Stick next year after she’s gone you know what I’m saying like so that’s the thing it’s great that they’re that these stars are being illuminated in the women’s game I’m just hoping they’re not there just for the stars that they’re there for the actual game and that once

The Stars leave they’re still going to be going to Iowa games and selling that place out and doing that [ __ ] are you being serious with that statement I’m yeah I’m yeah dead serious I hope that that is the case that’s not the case well I mean listen they’re they they’re

Excited because of what Shaq just told you and they’re excited because Caitlyn Clark makes threes from from uh Port St Lucy over to Iowa that’s the reason why they’re watching that’s fun right but there’s stars in the women’s game every year and the great thing is they stay around for

Three four years yes I wouldn’t say there’s stars in the women’s game I will tell you what women’s basketball needs to do and it’ll be immediately a better product tomorrow 9 foot rims no I need to see them why not why not each other they use a Whipple ball for

Clam slam themselves right like just dunk and posterize and start clam slamming let’s let’s go if you don’t think that’s a great idea you’re nuts amazing get rid of this traditionalist [ __ ] idea you have foot Rim in a women’s game God yes yes this not BK and then every LA

Fitness at every LA Fitness you have the women’s hoop and the men’s hoop and all the old AG dudes are going to be playing on the on the women’s sh because they want to dunk too it’s going to be the greatest I mean come on well now now we

Had short we had short Hoops on the playground so that we when we were in high school we could dunk Absol freaking lutely but and we had a blast doing it you sure you want to revitalize all basketball all the way around get nine foot Hoops for the girls let them let them

Slam let the girls be girls slam yeah let’s do this I mean cuz all the dunks you’ve ever seen right from the woman’s side they’re not explosiv boring even Britney Griner even Britney grinder didn’t have any great Dr can’t even you can’t even you can’t even get excited

For that like she just goes up there and just dunks and everybody’s supposed to get excited no I’m not getting excited for you Britney there’s no windmills going on there’s no exactly at Tak off eight and a half now scoop’s talking and I know cuz

I want to I want to see some creativity I don’t want to see want see take off I need I need some effort I need the girl to like Sean Kemp 2.0 just dunk and literally just point just like just point right at him like I just dunked on

You you I gonna even okay so if you put eight and a half right if somebody dunks on it they raise your basket up to nine so now we’re turning it into basball it’s every six you get dunked on three times you’re back to a 10- foot rim

Well move cotton yeah well we were somebody from the Orange Bowl boys account it wasn’t me you guys saw that German sport where all of a sudden you can like take off your yes dude I I tweeted that out there are you kidding me I have so many questions so explain

It to scoop expl all so what it is it is basketball where you’re apparently allowed to suplex the opponent but before you suplex them you have to rip off your shirt and they’re playing on like a mat so I know how they dribble the ball cuz I don’t think you could

Dribble the ball on that so it must but yeah bro you got to go to the account I there was a it’s in Russia it was uh like guess is Putin’s favorite sport I don’t know but it is so insane and every single dude that got suplexed was the

Recipient of just a cheap shot every time because the guy wasn’t paying attention he’s got his back turned and this guy behind him rips off his shirt like he’s on prom night it’s so fast and then grabs a dude and just literally like legit scoop legit super Lees to do

They special Hulk Hogan t-shirts like the rip ability ones no and then I guess put you got to put it back on yeah yeah then you got to put it back up only you can only suplex somebody if you take it off and then that’s it and from what I

Was reading in the thread only one player on the team has the ability to be the suplex and the other team doesn’t know who that is until they rip off the shirt until the first time exactly exactly yes it’s called rug ball rug ball rug ball only played in Russia of

Course it is of course it is of course it is of course all right oh I would watch that [ __ ] in a second I would have you got to have money placed on who you think the suplex are is [ __ ] 100% right yeah now you do that game with the eight

And a half foot rims now you’re now you’re talking oh especially well we’re treading yeah we’re women taking off their shirts we’re ball yeah let’s do it in Russia still men I was going to say I mean they’re they’re pretty small typically yeah all right oh God yeah a Russian

Ukrainian rug ball tournament that would go over well yeah what do you think yeah now now let let’s just let’s just stop right here okay wow for those all right what do you say no he’s got something to say hold on go on for those people who don’t know who we are

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Uh well no actually no this was this was actually the conference Championship right for the Atlantic 10 or something this is the A10 Conference Championship this happened last Sunday or Saturday I forgot and VCU it’s a [ __ ] Kevin har Barn burer yeah the um you know obviously after the championship game

They’re going to they they Dro confetti right guys from the from the rafters sure someone hit the button a little bit early in the middle of the game of the confetti the confetti and Kevin Harland gave us the play byplay my goodness oh my gosh they got confetti falling right now confetti is

Falling on the floor they’re going to have to stop playing we can’t see our notes players can’t work on this court confetti is everywhere somebody hit the wrong button well Kevin to be honest with you there’s not a lot of this confetti that made it

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It now for the winner I mean my goodness it’s so I’ll tell you right now you remember a couple episodes ago and a guy just simply said oh no that’s not good you know that’s how you do it rookie like he didn’t miss his spot he he ended

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Spanish squirrel um there was another uh March Madness story so did you hear what happened to Dan Monson of Long Beach State no so he was he’s been he used to be the Gonzaga head coach before Mark F then went Minnesota he’s been at long be

State for I don’t like 10 years or whatever they aren’t very good and he was told that they’ll be moving on but they fired him before the conference turned tournament started and oh [ __ ] they wound up winning the conference tournament and so now they’re in the

NCAA tournament so he had to do a press conference let’s listen to what Dan had to say yeah I don’t have to answer anything I don’t want to because I’m working for free today so it’s like a you guys see the Seinfeld when he when when George

Castanza was trying to get fired and couldn’t get lose his job and still going to work every day and that’s that’s me is it an opening statement was that it what do we got going yeah I think you nailed a coach oh my God you know what I took away from that

He said you know that that show is Seinfeld yes I’m pretty sure everybody knows the show Seinfeld you know that guy George George cast like you had to say both of his name just say George it’s like you know George castanza come on rookie no wonder you

Got listen there’s a whole generation of 20s and 30 year olds that wouldn’t have any idea if you just said George I don’t think yeah if you said Seinfeld and George and you still didn’t know who it was after George you didn’t you’re not going to get the reference you don’t you

Don’t know it all you had to say was Seinfeld and George that’s it Long Beach State there’s a Cinderella for you right is he gonna coach now he’s gonna coach yeah no he’s yeah he’s still the coach he’s still the coach absolutely yes he’s the coach until the

Season ends they thought it was going to end in the conference tournament they thought he’d lose the first game and be out this’s a little lesson for ads wait until the season’s over before you fire a coach or you’re going look like an idiot and look at that do it after the

Yeah press conf premature ejection premature ejection I two in a row nail it he nailed it heed no this is not good not this is not good I mean imagine if Harlem was like oh no this is not good he sounds like David Spade that’s the second David

Spade oh no this is not good really I mean I mean I mean what if that guy now what if harlon says something like this I don’t have a penis what oh we have we have dueling producer boards we do come on baby come play with these

Titties okay okay I found a uh I found an old Neil Roger soundboard that had Jim mandit drops on it okay rest in peace sir Michigan migan Michigan all right so this is uh this is good [ __ ] so you guys ever listen to uh Harvey Who ah what was his first name

Harvey like Paul Harvey Paul Harvey back in the day before he died 20 years ago yeah sure yeah yeah yeah the news report yeah he was so good legendary so good he had that he what was this he had that closing thing and now you know the rest the rest

Of the story there you go it was so good dude just the fact that he had all these fake people on just to piss people off you know what I miss oh you’re thinking of Phil hry that guy hry Paul Harvey was the old man who would give you some philosophical lesson on

Life Phil Henry yes Phil Henry was a legend pH names yeah Phil Henry is a legend you know Whately is he dead too no no he’s in La still does a podcast yeah stop really no the Phil Hendry show yeah y That’s so good you know who I

Miss though the this weekend baseball guy oh yeah that guy was amazing twib notes man Mel Tucker what was it Mel not tell not Mel no Mel something wasn’t melot no was I think this week in baseball’s still on but it’s now who knows who who

Was it let’s see I just Googled it Mel Allen there you go hey that’s good he had a really cool voice it was like made for him it was made for him that show and this week in baseball did I used to watchh it like every Saturday morning

Same religious best it was the best had so many good things back so many good things when we were youths when we were youth when we were youth all right so check this out um the last Olympics we had for the summer was in covid right so

As a result there were strict uh there were big- time restrictions on socializing and Gathering even within the Olympic Village and stuff and obviously as you know in over history it’s always been known as basic I guess it’s a horny Festival it’s just you know there just there’s just so much [ __ ]

Going on um but but there wasn’t four years ago so they’re anticipating there’ll be um a significant uptick in it this year in Paris right the romance capital of the world so they’re giving out 300,000 condoms to the athletes 300 this is enough this is enough condoms so

Each athlete will have at least two for each day that they’re there like dude wait a second wait a second they’re not all dudes though they’re yeah all the all the GU well no everyone gets them so way so the girls will have two for each day and the guy will have two

So they can have sex like four times a day yeah wow you probably trade with someone that’s like you know absent or something hey what do you who do you think okay which sport would which one do you think they they are the uh the prime the most yeah like rabbits yeah

You’d like to think the gy the gymnasts the gym water polo water polo water polo water polo really explain uh I don’t know I don’t know get no explanation in bathing suits I think those Italian soccer players I think they’re those probably swab those dudes

Are swab and I don’t mean to uh you know cover your ears real but I’m pretty sure when most of the athletes get there they’re looking for the beach volleyball teams yeah the Brazilians yeah the Brazilians yeah I think the swedes are probably pretty good I find it I I mean

I find it wildly crazy and this I’m not trying I’m not being showmanistic for the women to be that promiscuous at the Olympics guys are just guys they’re just [ __ ] idiots well like these women have trained for and and and they’re doing whatever they’re doing however often

They’re doing it and then they’re going in they’re competing it’s wild kind of wild to they’re the highest competitors in all the land right you’re an Olympic athlete this is the best of the best of the best they compete how wouldn’t this woman she’s still competing she’s like I bet

You I’ll bang them before you do you know what about this what about the whole thing like May some of these athletes may not be having sex during training leading up to the games and then once their events over now they they’ve been you know cuz you don’t want

To you don’t remember what’s the whole thing you don’t [ __ ] with the winning streak you don’t want to blow your mojo or whatever listen to Mick Mick told Rocky hey is waking the legs Rock You Can’t Do It Rock but after you event over it’s a free-for all but they had an

Extra deleted scene with Mick and Rocky and and he’s like on his deathbed he’s like you won Rocky yep now go tap that ass all right so I’ve got uh I tell I will tell you who the most promiscuous people are oh nice he looked this up

Google never lies well unless you ask it the it’s for a reason here let me see go ahead what is the ending though is normally um no no you ready the first event that gets to the metal stand couple of them archery so they can do their thing and

Then they can for the rest of the time there they want to takeit the arrow out of that quiver yeah then you have uh then you have diving is very early is very early they don’t have to take off a lot you know oh bro you know what

I I bet the divers man because they do they’re they’re basically gymnasts right but they like to be in a hot tub yeah underwater gymnasts yeah yeah yeah I bet there’s some banging going on there big shoulders I’m not I’m not sure how you can see a swimmer from a mile away man

They their shoulders are massive you know also also BR you know we got to we got to realize that a number of the uh the competitors uh you know May dig their own sex yeah you know so then if they don’t need the condoms because they’re in

Their at persuasion can they just pass those along I think they can yeah I think absolutely yeah okay all right hell of a story it wasn’t it now this is that’s pretty funny it’s not as funny as black dick no no so this is the best story of the week hands down

By far so Jenners what’s the story behind the black dick well you see a long time ago no um uh this is uh uh Grady black oh what’s the other guy’s name hang on I gotta find the story here Anthony black iny black and Grady dick so this is

During the Orlando Magic game the other night they’re both Rooks and you could see with about I don’t know maybe two or three minutes left in the game they start talking to each other and then they’re laughing and they’re giggling and the whistle blows and one of them

Runs over and grabs a photographer he’s like get over here get over here and the photographer’s like what are you doing he’s like we’re doing a jersey swap so run over they flip the jerseys Grady dick and and black and they flip them and they’re just just black dick

The two of them and they got grins on their face from ear to ear Dutch sixy the Orlando Magic put it out on their social media they and according according to toast they fired the social media manager this week within an hour of of them tweeting that out there was a

There was a post there was a post on their website looking for a new social media not is it’s true no isn’t yes it is true yes find find Jenners find that social media manager person on show there’s no way they fired him for that they fired him according to the Twitter

Feed names that’s their real names they’re not even to get fined for that it’s like how could you sure how could you find them for that like listen we saw theot F him for that it’s my name I walk around with dick on my back does

For 82 games I’m a dick you see it on the back of my name and he walks around for 82 games and he’s black right because it says it on the back of his name that is who they are you cannot find them for that and you can’t fire

That guy for that way that’s Terri no way [ __ ] sake way way no way [Laughter] oh my goodness people were saying Orlando Magic social deleting this mean they are against black and Dick Florida so racist oh come on they just let unreal they totally fired the guy they totally

Fired the guy the other was the best was people started suggesting what other players would line up in the name someone’s like Jaylen Suggs needs to get out in front of that yeah oh my goodness oh [ __ ] my goodness oh my god oh well I mean you could get

Julian love to stand in front of and then anyone blank love black dick you have a lot of f with that yeah get them all in an All-Star Game Allstar names there you go all right so let’s uh before we get into five questions Let’s

Uh give scoop a little uh we’re a little scoop time here he has no idea this is coming so he didn’t look at the show prep yeah what all right so we need to the question is is this the Jenn you go ahead and feed this out to him we’ll see

What he has to say about let’s see if he knows about it all right do you know uh oh they took the story down in my link no they didn’t um Austin eot is his name e okay he won the cognizant two weeks yeah he was at the TPC SASS and did you

See the putt that didn’t go in right away oh the one that the one that end up falling yeah yeah the one and it hung for like I was they said it was like 40 seconds almost it wasn’t 40 seconds I actually saw this too was even close to 40

Seconds so maybe maybe 15 to 20 they didn’t give him the putt they added a stroke to his score they added a stroke to it so because I guess it has to fall within rules within so the rule is that it’s got to fall you can’t you can’t let

It uh stay there by itself without the without marking it or continuing and uh putting it in for 10 seconds right um they did penalize him a they didn’t penalize him they just gave him the EXT because it was over 10 seconds I I think it’s total [ __ ] to be honest with

You I get the 10-second thing but the ball was moving so if the ball’s moving you can’t then Mark it or putt it right you have to mark it if it’s stationary that’s why so you know a lot of time not a lot of times every now and

Then you’ll see somebody like hurry up to Mark a ball right because it’s either on a shelf on a Ledge they know it’s in a spot that’s super fast so they want to mark it before it starts coming back so you can’t mark it if it’s moving and you

Can’t put it if it’s moving so the fact that they added the stroke because it was moving and it fell in but it was after 10 seconds total Croc of [ __ ] like totally totally nuts see there’s coming out with these two stories too right in this in both cases the the obvious thing

To do it’s right in front of your face let them take a picture with black dick and that shouldn’t count as a stroke it is still moving it is still moving still moving yes it was moving like they show the closeup and the ball is literally it

Has to it has toally falling like otherwise it wouldn’t have fallen in exactly exactly so what a dumb move was pretty let me ask you a bigger question scoop was Rory lying I think he was I think he was too um I thought he was when it happened um I

Think be thought he was I think the only reason he interjected because um who’s he playing with oh um oh [ __ ] I forgot yeah he only W the FedEx I literally have a blank in my head I can’t remember um so it’s yeah I mean I just don’t see

How that hits above the line in that rough there but and and it was L I think it’s less more I think it’s I don’t even know how to say it I think it’s less that but more of the fact that he was probably 50

Feet 30 to 50 feet further ahead than he should have it well and the drop too where he was able to drop I mean like bro like he had a perfect [ __ ] lie yeah just like at the top of the hill I think that one was bad I think

The fir I mean look they had to do it twice for God’s sake right so yeah I think spe got involved in that one because um there was no resolution happening they’ve had issues with that before and I look I I like Rory I don’t I don’t think like I never

Think that there’s an issue with Rory but that was a little I don’t know it was a little egregious on his part I’ll tell you this he had him get his ass kicked throughout the tournament so maybe was you know little Karma yeah maybe little bit little bit all right

Five questions there a row five Questions questions if you have to start a brand new F friendship off of one question or finish one quote what would it be I’ll go first because mine’s a quote if I just meet you say we’re at a bar and I go to you nice [Laughter]

Beaver and you say thank you I just got it stuffed we’re going to be friends we’ll be just fine and you’re also talking to someone that’s over the age of 40 yeah it’s true we’re going to be friends come on all right um what’s the question the first question you’re asking to

Determine if someone can be a new friend yep you got one question one question and you can and they have to tell the truth yeah okay are you a pedophile and now you’re friends with that person just you got to start a friendship oh you to start a friend ship

Yes if you have to start a friendship off one I thought we were eliminating like we can eliminate them or finish one quote what we all right are you uh are you a kan’s fan that’s a great one because we can absolutely Bond over that yes I don’t give a [ __ ] about anything

Else like us except for the pedophile thing yeah that’s a deal breaker for me I’m sorry Scoopy left he’s he’s out I’m here he disappeared I’m here I’m here uh would you rather play Pebble or Augusta oh there you go what’s the answer for you to be friends with

Them I don’t think there’s a if if they know what I’m talking about we’re off to a decent start okay one of them you can play because it’s public and the other one you can’t play uh unless you’ve got some connections so Pebble you can play Augusta you can’t right

Jenners uh who’s your superhero oh there you go that’s a good one who’s your who’s your who do you roll with who do you roll with says a lot about people it does does it does it yeah Victor hoblin by the way oh right there you go I couldn’t think of it all

Right if I know what we all do for a living if you have to work a trade which one would you work and why you’re not doing what you what you currently do you have to work a trade job which one trade job um window washer I bet you see some interesting

[ __ ] as a window washer I don’t want do the highrise stuff I don’t want to do the highrise stuff no you can do where you get plent window washing yeah that’s that’s the big pay in window wash well whatever okay um I would be a cran

Operator oo that’s a good one there’s a lot of power those dudes make cash man they just sit all by themselves in that cab all day long and everyone just go [ __ ] yourselves leave me alone I’m the crane man I would want to be a pilot Captain you know the little

Boat that goes out there and brings the big boats in yeah okay yeah yeah just go out there and bring in Big Ships bringing in the tankers and everything for Lauderdale yep okay you bank that’s a cool job that’s cool at the bar too

What do you do I’m a pilot Captain D I saw which one are you you fly planes or you do you do a boat which one I can’t I don’t understand you which one do you need it to be I saw a whole show on Discovery Network about being a boat pilot

Person fascinating [ __ ] yeah Jenners that’s a tough one I’d probably be an electrician just because I’m I think that’s they make a buttload of money and if you know what you’re doing it doesn’t seem like it’s that hard but people have to hire you everyone’s way too afraid to do it

Themselves it’s that’s like the one trade where it’s hard to be bad at it because when you’re bad at it it’s gonna instantly let you know you get selfed yeah you can only be bad at it for so long yeah hey uh keep touching those wires H all right you are on death

Row what is your last meal then what did you do man our last meal fun with it’s your last meal yeah I’m going uh I’m going with a uh like whatever the best steakhouse near the penitentiary is you know New York strip uh baked potato spar with all

The fixings give me some uh you know pie a whole pie for dessert go yeah go and then like a like a case of uh you know freaking if you don’t get beer or anything like a case I like soda wash it all down and what did you do to end up

On death row well I would think I killed somebody probably that [ __ ] guy that lied about being a pedophile that’s exactly where I was going yeah that’s fine if that’s everybody’s answer yeah pretty good I mean I would have gone there if he hadn’t taken it so you know it was

Gonna be toast guy we are quite good at wrapping stuff back into certain things that’s kind of aren’t we yeah that was both I I I will tell you it’s gonna start off with one of the most epic shuder boards ever so I’m gonna start that gonna have me a

Little wedge salad by the way you know your wedge salad with balsamic and blue cheese good right you usually get it just with blue cheese because that’s what a wedge salad is but I promise you add a balsamic glaze underneath it very very good so we’re going to go that this

Your last meal yeah last meal New York strip best one you got I’m with there with lobster and a loaded baked potato they don’t give you all this [ __ ] Bro yes they do we’re fantasizing bro yeah yeah you put rules on five questions who does you’re going to if if not then I’m

Just getting a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken Man with you know all all those sides and [ __ ] and yeah they’ll give me that [ __ ] and I’m just the last thing that’s touching the the last thing that is touching these lips before I get electrocuted or whatever they choose to

Kill me whatever state I’m in uh is is like a strawberry cheesecake and then I’m good after that I’m good after that and what did I do I John Wicked a whole pedopile ring and that’s why I’m going to jail I John Wicked their ass he went

All Parabellum on them yeah yeah yeah I love Wick she’s the best Jenners or scoop well I was raised Italian so my favorite dish is chicken parm so give me a nice huge well-cooked well breaded chicken parm spaghetti some New York style cheesecake and I probably killed a [Laughter] salesperson

Mur every day radio salese jeez scoop what you got uh I would do a uh fillet mashed potatoes some uh some nice mushrooms and then uh go totally opposite direction get a fla for dessert right a lot lot a lot of orange orange orang on there mhm uh well I

Don’t know I mean what you do for getting on death row you kill somebody so yeah somebody it would have it would have had to be intentional maybe maybe the person who didn’t turn right in the right lane one day and I just had enough I gotcha Road R finally

Hit nice is that five or four three oh three Jes three oh all right sweet I love this segment you know some people have pigeons like you know that’s like That’s Mike Tyson’s got pigeons yes he’s got a lot of I love these pigeons it spinal uh what unusual pet do you

Prefer oh I know exactly I don’t know where you would get one but I have seen videos that people do have them living in their house with other pets as well and that is those [ __ ] crazy flying little rats that that spread out and they like they have the we those are FL

Well I don’t are they actually I think it’s something I think it’s more than just one thing but whatever it is but they’re in houses and people like yeah it freaks out their cats yeah 100% cool what did you just say they freak out people’s cats I know people that H have

Them yeah I I know people who own Flying Squirrels yeah really multiple people uh or they’re a husband and wife and they have two in this room and they’re them I swear to do they fly around the house you mean two in this room they just have

A room for flying squirrels what the you never [ __ ] tell us that you have friends that have flying squirrels locked in a room yeah yeah I I at 1,000% they keep him in like a big cage and then they let him out and then yeah they go flying around and

Stuff it’s pretty cool now do they actually like fly or do they like jump and like Glide jump and glide that’s what I thought okay what the [ __ ] are you talking where do they get them at where do they get them at no clue the

Pet store an exotic pet store we have an exotic pet store in my city I’m sure it is they own one I doesn’t mean that it’s legal yeah well there maybe they go on death row too I’ll ask them what what their meal is I don’t know I want you

Find out how much it cost to get a flying squirrel okay I think Franken Stella would love a flying [ __ ] squirrel listen my answer I I thought about this question because I actually came up with this question and I didn’t know the answer and I was helping by

What you said I’m just going to steal my son’s because my son has this weird obsession with a cppy Bara oh some people own them as pets they are kind of cool I don’t know what to make of them but I would just have them swimming in the pool all day

So I would have a a cppy wappy what’s that a Cappy bear what’s that it’s the world’s largest rodent yeah it’s huge it’s huge they’re like 200 pounds yeah in a past life I would have picked koala until I found out that they’re vicious bastards and they have a high incidence

Of chyia I had no idea but there you go yeah that’s good to know as well you Google you Google you Google koala and chlamydia and you’ll be surprised wait what was it what was their uh disease that the uh the what the thing Chas the scoop was chasing around the golf

Course leprosy Le lepry the arill leprosy at leprosy un un unlean Brian’s yelling unclean and we Circle back once again scoy what animal would you what what crazy what crazy animal would you uh I’d have a goat just to remind you do they crap everywhere bro dude I think they’re

Awesome though they really are goats are so cool the screaming ones that just scream and fall over those are cool they’re all cool they’re cool as [ __ ] I will tell you that I mean like if we if we ever live on acreage which we may at some point we will have goats Steph

Wants goats uh they’re just cool and like they’re they’re docel obviously but they’re cool so our newest dog Lola is a is a dog cat goat like she’s she’s the strangest dog like she stretches like a cat right the big high hump thing when she comes out of her crate she stretches

Like a cat and the dog [ __ ] walks on the back of the couches like a goat mountain goat like a hops all four just just straight up like this I’m like this damn thing is a they sold us a goat but I would have a goat for sure

Jenners before I get your answer because I just got this I’ve been literally laughing my mind over this story you guys know that I I have a rescue dog so I have he’s he’s been with living with us it’s been tough it really really

Really really has I mean I he is just so hard to domesticate he’s off in his own little world but I have a funny story with him so I got two of them I have two French Bulldogs and the one his name is Gage he’s chilling in his bed with a

Bone right chilling it’s got the big bone now the female my little Frenchie Cooper she looks at this I’m like look at this little [ __ ] I know exactly what she’s doing she takes another bone and she basically goes into her crate and teases him like I got a bone look at I

Got my ice cream I got my like so what do you think he does of course he leaves the bigger bone to go get her little blue bone and like this little [ __ ] you guys are teasing each other so then I jump in as the big dog right and I’m

Like trying to take the bone and he’s growling I take the bone from and he’s growling I take the bone and this little bastard okay it was morning it was breakfast I had my coffee on the ottoman boys when I tell you as soon as I took

The bone out of his mouth the third time like playing as game aha I got your bone look at me he ran over to the Ottoman and immediately started drinking my coffee like just Lip lip Lip lip Lip lip drinking my I’m like bro you drinking my

Coffee and I’m like say stop drinking my coffee lip Lip lip lip you dick like I wanted to murder this dog anyway did you did you drink it after he did or did you pour it out I accidentally did take a sip and as soon as I did it was horrible

And I threw it out and I bursted at him some more I did I swear to you because after I did it and I went over I didn’t pay attention I was like walking and I said I was like oh my God I was like skunk ass terrible ah anyways Jenners if you

Remember the question what kind of what kind of pet would you have so far gone from it at this point um those you know what I think are cool I don’t know how dangerous they are to have those big Savannah cats like those cats that are

The size of like dogs mhm they look awesome they do cuz it’s like what do you feed those I have no idea but they’re awesome yeah like you’re they’re just huge but I don’t know how dangerous they are you know need my cat eating me

In the night I mean it’s not a it’s not a vegan cat no guess not you know that oh wait that’s yeah you know if it’s a vegan cat it’s not by choice a maincoon you’re talking about yeah manun my my well no manun are like regular sized cats I’m talking about the

Ones are practically the size of like small Tigers I think they’re called Savannah cats Savannah cats I think that’s what they’re called how about Tiger Cats but they’re leopard oh yeah no Savannah all right so Savannah cat here it’s uh according to this list it is a

Few sounds smaller than the uh manun is it really yeah may even think of somebody else then but I’ve seen those cats that are like they’re like the size of they’re like coyotes they’re awesome the litter box they’ll take out a whole litter box BR your house is the litter

Box you’re do dog’s missing you got to just have them crap in that room with the Flying Squirrels yeah uh last question you are getting paid handsomely to go across the country and speak what is your topic of expertise woman’s college [Laughter] Basketball uh what is my what am i g to talk about going across the country huh yeah they’re they’re paying you handsomely oh man I don’t Know I have no [ __ ] idea man I guess with the insurance industry well there you go talking to people about something with that health insurance let’s go scoop I mean it’s kind of a dumb question because we’re all experts in our field so obviously that’s what we’re going to talk

About what putting rules on five questions well yeah I’ll change mine I’ll do uh speeches about doing a Miami Hurricanes podcast there you go that’s a great idea there you that’s a great idea and the and the crowd for that in Seattle will be huge yes in Vancouver

Yeah yeah yeah yeah New York there’s a big Mi heart sure sure Arizona yeah yeah Jenners what are we doing oh man probably the value of being prepared that sounds like a TED talk really does sounds like something I got to be really stoned for it’s it’s any and like I’ve I’ve worked

Around people that I’m not nearly as talented as and managed to make it just by being prepared and not as talented as they are so you got you got Hardware to back that [ __ ] up that’ll point yeah bro there’s an Emmy back there somewhere oh yeah

There an Emy on the Shelf yeah yeah yeah there’s an Emmy on the Shelf this everyone has one of those yeah I mean related in my field sure but I mean I could stay related in my field but I I would kick ass as a motivational speaker I could okay all

Right is that it we believe you Scooby Scooby I don’t know that’s he’s getting paid I think you nailed it there you go all right show title like I have so many I mean it was only an hour and a half I know I have so many

Was not let’s let’s go John Denver’s full of [ __ ] unprepared on purpose eight and a half inch rims women’s rug ball then you’re a [ __ ] tap that ass Rocky Minaj tuah on the podium add jayen Suggs to the front except for the pedophile thing and koala

Cyia there’s so many I’m gonna add two to the list too because the suplex go the suplex was kind of suplex and to go along with that Olympic Minaj so wow there this is a record here how only thing I wrote down was Jaylen Suggs yeah I like Jaylen Suggs I just

Wrote jayen Suggs I just but I like Jenner’s one add jayen Suggs to the front yes sold done Jaylen sugs to the front and Jaylen Suggs to the front all right all right kids that is a show God that a that’s a t perfect typical offseason show and I just want

To end this because I I think I could see it but you guys can’t see it because Jenner is like you know not in the video box but he’s totally totally rocking a Bucky sweater and it’s amazing I’m going to go for my first time so we

Here’s what’s going on so Jen and myself or some this is insane bro we are going to just say screw it and drive to Ohio for that eclipse and then come home said we’re g stoping out of bies on the way the [ __ ] are you talking about

Stop at like 4 so there is a uh a totality Eclipse that’s happening uh April 8th Monday April 8th and it will go from like Arizona all the way through Maine and the nearest place basically is Ohio and so gonna drive up there and uh

Take a few days and we’re going to see this eclipse for like you know totality Eclipse bring fire one suggestion you while you watch this Eclipse a song needs to be playing in the background okay yeah we got to get we got special glasses no no no you got

No I know the song what song total eclipse no [ __ ] yeah come on let’s do it if you’re couldn’t do it yes what song has eclipse come on come on toast you have to and you got to put it on IG how about I wear my sunglasses at night there you go while

Listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart to all right we’ll do a mash up yeah there we go there we go so yeah yeah that’s what we’re doing happy wife happy life um over we got to get odds from btb on this on what that she actually brings

You home oh think she’s gonna just dump me somewhere I mean distinct possibility hey buddy can you do me a favor can you do me a favor yes um just just prep just after the the backs of this show can you just ask her what her favorite last meal

Is just just just sure absolutely yeah and what she’s gonna be uh convicted of yeah absolutely well I know what she’s getting convicted of yeah no see here’s the thing she she watches dude she watches all those dat line shows like she could make me die and she knows exactly how the autopsy

Would come back nothing like just a heart attack CU he was a fat [ __ ] no this not good no it’s not it’s not good it’s not good not good in any freaking way I mean are you guys fascinated by the you know she watches all Dateline stuff the like the serial

Killer stuff those shows yeah like the Ted bunny n or Netflix show and man these people’s minds are BTK B bind torture kill guy yeah do you think I watch those shows you honestly think I watch those shows you don’t no of course it’s awkward television you got to watch

That [ __ ] no I don’t that’s not awkward TV of course it is how’s it not awkward somebody’s killing him and getting away with it’s awkward it’s trying to catch it like yeah yeah no it’s crazy dude yeah all right all right there’s our show get the [ __ ] out of here God damn

As always goains help bange