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Cooking with Sketch, but we’re high…



Cooking with Sketch, but we’re high…
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Oh my God it’s working we cook hello there it’s me I like in my don’t do that come on it’s okay it’s okay no more cursing now we start the cooking stream here this is how we do it we’re going to be cooking spaghetti and lasagna heating

The pot heating up the pan at the same time break them up sketch yep my hands are sweaty and I just honestly so wash your hands it’s going to be hot though don’t worry we’re going to kill the germs wash your hands gud we’ve been touching hands and I’ve

Been rubbing my nuts it’s all right brother dude what the bro you grabb the pasta G okay sketch listen here’s what we got to do bro plain and simple this sketch people act like cooking is some of art listen listen sketch Focus I’m Focus here I’m turning on people are like oh cooking

Doesn’t cooking is an art it must be no cooking is easy you heat the sh up you put it in the pan you heat the up you put it in the pot mash it together when they’re all done that’s it bro that’s literally all we have to do the

Meatballs sketch what are you doing in the fridge we have chicken nuggets we throw some chicken nuggets in there leftovers yes we do where is it at who threw him out was it your cousin again the one who at the pizza wait there’s left over there grab

That black box that’s chicky parm dud that chicky chicky parm parm we can throw that in there sketch put it in the marinara dude wait that is not I don’t know what this is that is a zapoi get a good shot for that’s the one that I touched thank things could be going

Worse but look at us when it the red sauce starts popping which one didn’t you eat this one or touch this one are all these on dude you got to help me with this look that’s on why is that on it’s on medium why off I’ve had it

Over there I just moved it from there to there but why is this one red sketch there supposed to be red is this one not red why is this red dude put the pan it’s red it’s heating bro it’s heating up sket I’m trusting I’m trusting you

Okay now add we need chicken where’s the chicken nuggets from earlier bro SC did you even look bro yeah to me like I live here it’s in the garbage oh nice grab those are we cooking alfredo sauce too what’s going on we only have like yeah here throw the

Alfredo in is it heated it’s definitely not enough noodles there is it heated we only put in like 10 noodles we over we need a stir I’ve never done this before we need to stir that now M oh wait where’s the spoon at guys do it like a man I am doing it

Like a man we’re breaking it watch out it’s going to be a little hot there things could be worth good now I need a spoon got scissors looks like queso I love it this is actually going good what how hot is this supposed to be what makes what temperature

Boil is this all me just wait till it starts sizzling dummy sizzling you mean boiling it’s water oh dumb ass AR you’re making fun of me here boom roasted it’s okay you’re a great guy more Alfredo yeah chug a beer Steve let’s get the beers going should we yeah I got land

Landies no I got it landies I’ll be back look at him on the Run land shark you got you’re looking for a sponsor I got you McDonald’s if you’re looking for a sponsor get me please I don’t know I spend a lot of time at a lot of different places one of

Them is Twin Peaks I would like to start the relationship did you use promo and AD bro Twin Peaks I’m I’m manifesting there’s difference there difference there where’s the bottle cap opener that sh like testicles you know why oh yeah is this on me now I

Don’t know what I’m doing here jinxy get in here dude stirring this dude I don’t know where the bowl the bowl testicles one is why are you looking for beers bro we need a can opener bro you’re doing good thank you brother it’s okay A little more alfredo stir yeah

Stir maybe if you want I got it oh nice he got it now I know this is like a listen this is like a Next Level thing a lot of chefs do this this is really common trust me a lot of chefs do this just trust

Me what happened chill them out dude no don’t pick up this sauce for me that’s what you do I haven’t eaten all tap seriously listen you can use wine or I’m going to start hyperventilating here you can’t give me some listen you can use wine or beer for pasta mixes trust no

There’s there’s no way that wine and beer or hand in hand okay either those are completely two different things you lying to me here trust me I swear the chat’s spamming W’s right now that’s what you do bro you always they’re going to sleep I think they have’t school in the

Morning you add beer to the pasta trust me bro yeah go for it just get just a little just a little drop a little drop there little driet is this thing get any hotter it’s getting pretty hot um now why is this not working you’re supposed to boil the

Water how do you boil water Sur CL I would pull well you can’t pull the spaghetti out but turn the heat up as high as you can that was uh pretty much most of the noodles that we have here we have to make pizza then we have bread I’m just kidding but we’re

Not going to scrap this yet we’re doing this fun no no we’re not scrapping this this is good as bro this is going to be really good now sketch is this crazy is this insane if is this insane if I do this do it please I want to see something

Magic oh my God this drop dude that tastes good as wow wow that was amazing that turned me on there it really got me going there whoa what’s going on here did you do that to me what’s going on here what you you put something in here you put seler in here

Or something shut the up oh it’s starting to boil look at that cameraman look David that’s good that’s really good r that is good crispy spaghetti Pat it pat it sorry for clapping so we’re in Champion so we’re in Champion so we’re in Champion Maybe I’m pretty

Close what you say dude maybe after we eat one more hit that’s it one more I’ll one for the road hey no he come on oh look me I’m a wizard don’t worry I know how to you know how to roll it what do you have here is it Swit or is it

Backwards I don’t smoke backwards backwards yep don’t do that don’t like to smoke them swishes ho thank you brother thank you brother look at this boil we got here look at that I’ll be honest I don’t see any bubbles yet there’s no bubbles no they’re bubbling bro why is the pasta

Not bubbling yo this actually making me hungry dude cooking your own food is such a cool feeling why are the ones at the bottom just like white and then the ones at the top haven’t even been touched that’s what you’re supposed to do good you see what I’m doing yeah cuz you’re

Gonna make them all hot now I’m gonna piss real quick you go do it little guy mute my mic little guy here M mute me mute you like mute my mic what does that mean we don’t miss around here sketch you can un mute you can un mute

Sketch un mute me you were not muted that whole time are you serious I was letting I was let you just wa are you serious love the sound of water there you heard no flush too no hands washed you come in here whoa you did not I

Swear I wash did he wash his hands check VOD no check no I want to know check VOD bro no oh you’re you’re lying there you’re lying to me get get some soap too dirty sorry for cussing sketch I literally I didn’t flush but you can

Literally see I washed my hands it’s all the Clippers and the cringe Lords I literally wash my hands okay sketch you’re a lying I’ve never lied in my life I’m just kidding that was a lot wait we’re actually cooking bro we’re good Cooks just keep stirring it

Bro you’re doing so much here dud you’re you oh you’re born to be a cheerleader really that’s your hidden talent there things could be worse things could be worse things could be worse brother things could be worse can’t control the past can only control the future unless

You have a time machine can’t control the choices of others can only control your choices unless con motivate meditate levitate but what you’re saying motivate here we go thank you brother the spaghetti it looks like it’s a little behind the sauce there you know what I mean let’s do this should we do

This right here watch the stir watch the stir now that we’re rotating that’s bad right so we’re in silver you get this one of medium and this one on four so we’re in silver sketch why would we switch that watch it needs to be boiling than okay we’re getting no progress here

This water’s been stained sow for we’re not allowed help from anyone but just thumbs up or thumbs down on the pasta okay or show the camera um why say thumbs down you uh decided to cook the noodles before water was boiling and you put beer in your sauce the beer is going

To taste delicious hopefully turn one of these up here just watch out here it’s go let me see something don’t let this guy cook don’t don’t ever let bro cook again no don’t ever let broke let let me cook please it’s okay I don’t know so we’re just waiting on the pasta

Right now I’m doing I’m doing an interview this is I’m I’m Kyler we’re behind we’re behind time on this I’m a fraternity bro here interview me I’m a frat bro interview me come on you have a wooden spoon yo what’s up Kyler just got off a little bit of a

Dy little bit of a Dy is it good yeah it’s good little bit of a dty you know couple birds chirping about but just got to play the hockey game what the are you talking about here got a hockey game coming up this Saturday you know thank you for helping

Me cook here me and the guys we got a big oy game and after we’ll probably hit Twin Peaks with the lads eh oh yeah little beer I will I subscribe that I will subscribe for that little beer for a little cheer cheers to all the beers I’m too drunk to taste this

Chicken where to go Ricky that’s your Ricky B oh yeah KN nights look at him I’m too drunk a scissor in that drawer jinx’s seen tal good Knights more times than he’s seen the sun he’s a great guy though um you seen Ricky Bobby like T nightes all of it I’m a grown

Man what do you mean I thought we were going to watch something later what are we watching later if you ain’t first you’re last you Dad you to whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa we good it’s hot there um that’s getting really hot sketch dad you told me if you ain’t

First you’re last I live my whole life on those words dad oh Ricky I was high when I said that it’s really not helping me cook here you could be third dude help here you could be fifth these noodles are still crispy we need them to be soft I’m

Starving dude sketch stir this bro you’re supposed to stir my hand’s already sweating i d I dropped two drops in there already Stir It All look at this pretty sure you’re supposed to do that let’s go R let’s go R let’s go R um so we’re in Champion dude sketch this actually look

I’m really worried about the noodles so I’m really worried about the noodle should we turn the top one down it’s on me I’m Flying Blind here brickton buddies SL with the B man leave to in your hoodie not yet bro relax it’s okay it’s okay it’s like an amusement par dude I

Don’t know what to do about not progress like the pasta is not progress I don’t think so bro sing start sing it before it all SS together here I’m going to put on the highest this now it’s on the highest sketch yo watch out it’s on the

Highest now sketch stop stop you said Stir It come on you got to listen to the coach here okay keep stiring here I’m Gordon Ramsey oh your video game what are you doing you donkey look at what I’ve done at least it’s melting put it

In the bin give me your give me your robe is you’re a better cheerleader than a coach you know SC stop bro you’re like pound on me you’re helping no you gave me a metal spoon here too like that’s not going to help it that’s just there you go nice

Back wash love to know what that breath smells like just kidding I can smell it from here very hot thank you just kidding just kidding it’s okay I’m not a liar I’m just a thief hey check how can you give me your phone I want to see how the stream looks and sounds

I missed my chat it’s okay Chad part-time jinxie is dead pull up dashb on your phone I’m the most consistent streamer pull on your phone so you can see chat okay awesome awesome okay something’s fart maybe we remove the pop maybe we remove that sauce it’s got to be it’s

Got to be the sauce on the side there sing get the so here get the sauce out we’re done right the sauce is good I think the sauce is good I’ll pull up chat on my phone there I haven’t even like been looking at chat why are we even cooking where’s the meat

Here is this a that way you putting Chicken in there look you’re fat okay I why did I even that’s a good one give that guy a sub there camera too perfect yeah no I can’t read chat I literally can’t read this chat I mean it’s looking like it could

When is fan mail yo okay it’s looking like it could be done here not yet oh my God are you stupid what do you mean bro that’s like some stir that bit here give me that thing is limp give me it what do you mean that thing yo cameraman stop rolling a

Backwood and get good shots who there not come on here come on what was it got to keep some of this slow key here it’s okay family friendly I’m going to get away from this I already know what going to be bad for the dream the stream and the a

Amazing for the dream the stream and The A Team amazing now why is there water oh we got to drain it here we got to drain it here sir pause brother pause on that it’s okay you think it through and I’ll think it through too

Dude I don’t know the pasta is kind of looking comp now the last step sketch is we just get the pasta in there blend it up and just it’s going to be good bro really good how does that taste nice and lukewarm Monday Mike is calling my dad’s

Calling yo Dad what’s up yo we doing anything wrong here or what well you see thing over your head oh yeah it’s called an exhaust you might want to turn that on okay you might want to turn that on it’s warm in here exactly sketch and the sauce has

Been done for like 10 minutes taste like and usually people take a bigger pot and put a lid on it and boiling and then they put the pasta in there and then they stra it and then they keep and Dad we Mis Dron we Mis Dr we Mis

Droned in the preparation phase yes you totally Miss Dr but we can still save the round and it looks good no you can’t this tastes like absolute dog look at it right now look at like Mr Mike Mr Mike look at this here is that not limp

He hung up he just hung up something smells like it smells like a burnt toast it’s a sauce on the side there it’s got be that look at that look at what I did solve a problem we saw one problem we solve one problem at a time we get to go home

Interstellar great movie there great you see what I’m saying great movie look at not sure what that is not sure what that is floating in There when is Over looking good sketch it looks pretty noodly it’s looking limp look at that is limp noodles what you want do you have a limp noodle right now pretty limp here pretty limp here half ch half job things could be going worse that thing’s pretty hot there full

Chum we got to turn R of them off here got are we getting close here what huh are we getting close here is this CL is this it yeah no we’re good bro just got to keep just keep doing it I think that’s done Ray just said I’m ugly that’s

James that’s done there all right throw it in there let’s do it okay listen here we said throw it in there Heat this up listen to strain it strain it dude you don’t have to strain throw it in there I need a strainer here I need a strainer here watch out I

Got something very hot it’s like a clay board oh bro we got a strainer here just wait with some soup here so cocaine water than Lizzy McGuire if this stayes bad we’re going to get 100 Wing Stops don’t up my dinner here don’t up my dinner here it’s enough I think we good

Good all right turn that off that one oh they’re both off cool let’s eat this this is going to be good as this is going to be it’s going to be so good everything’s off everything’s off the table’s closed the plates are hot time to Sur tell you what this really does

Look all right who’s eating it first you are actually no I don’t you going to eat right here bro I don’t want this to be good cuz if it is I’m going to eat like all of it and my taste buds are Beyond knowing what’s good or

Not y Let’s Do It come on plate it plate it plate it plate it stay still plate it g that’s mine that’s mine this one’s yours no yeah yeah give me mine plated it’s plated you’re giving me some hot here that that’s not going to be edible we up

Here thought you did at least lock in come on dude just one bite you see that there’s your weapon there’s your weapon sit down bro in jail so i s him the wire yes in got to scoot over a little bit thank thank you brother thank you brother better than

Expected yo that’s good as some of them are hard but it’s okay some of us are hard I’m not going to say you but it’s not the cameraman I don’t know so what about them chicken nuggets

25 Comments

  1. I ain’t even Italian but jynxzi breaking the spaghetti like that is gonna give me nightmares

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