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Crossy, what wtf are you doing?



Mark crossfield has fallen from grace, this once respected youtuber is now doing ads for for freaking ball wipers.

Do you hate muddy balls I hate muddy balls I’m arriving to the green I’ve got a birdie pot I’m excited but look muddy balls no Say It Isn’t So but don’t worry in my pocket you wouldn’t even know it’s there look how thin it is look at it

It’s like credit card thin not taking up loads of room in my pocket I can mark my ball pick it up I’m on the green as the other player is putting I can literally pop it into my little cleaner give it a little clean and then I don’t need to worry

About Muddy balls anymore I can hit my putts knowing the role will be true and in get in there no more muddy balls for me under 10 Qui well well I’m absolutely gos I’m spess what the [ __ ] I mean look yeah I get I know it’s an ad it’s ad for the

The golf line on shop now I’m not sure if he’s actually part of that business or they just use him to advertise stuff but does he really need to do that I mean come on I wouldn’t I wouldn’t do it a low a low life YouTuber like me

Wouldn’t I wouldn’t I get people all the time can you review this glove can you review this one of those things what those things you look for for the yardish I don’t know what they’re called I’m not a proper golfer but come on man like first of all right that’s that that

Thing that was trying to fog you it look like a right piece of crap didn’t it just have a bit of cloth in your pocket or use a towel on your bag yeah and when if you look back of that video right even he had a muddy ball he puts it in

He cleans it didn’t he but he didn’t even show you after did he cuz it probably didn’t do anything it should be smeared it that stuff inside didn’t even make any difference yeah again I know it’s an ad right but come on man that’s like cringe that man will set his ass

For anything would he and he’s the guy that was dead against all this stuff on YouTube but name what a hypocrite remember you took the Mickey out of Rick Shields he did a big thing on Twitter saying about Rick Shields and all these silly bollocks videos right and uh Rick

Sh is a good good one from Rick cuz that’s it Mark CR said I’m going to do a a video hitting golf balls with a big salmon and then Rick sches posted a picture of himself holding a big salmon up that was it was a good sport for

Doing that I must admit but Rick Shields must be laughing his bollocks off why does he have to do that I mean the guy is doing all right is it that is it because he’s cashing out cuz what I mean by that is I used I I watch a lot of

Tech tech videos and um there’s one guy that I watch I you used to watch his name is uh or the name of the channel was unbox therapy and he’s a really he’s got millions of subscribers but of L all he does is adverts for cameras and drones and stuff

You know it’s just uh like a QV and a lot of people on his comments are saying about this and I think what’s happened what happens is they start to see the views dwindling and they think well now I can cash out I can just haul myself

Out and I think that’s what Rick’s uh Rick uh Mark’s doing he’s I think he’s whing himself out a bit now and perhaps you might see Rick Shi start to do this because these views are not as good as they used to be and so they start

Cashing out we might get out we’re going to we’re not going to last that long I don’t know comment down below I mean did you think that was a bit of harmless bit it was a harmless video but come on that does he need to do that

[ __ ] come on Mark sort your [ __ ] out mate

24 Comments

  1. His channel's going down the plughole so he's probably pitching himself to shopping channels.

  2. i dunno top bloke, if we go back 147 years to his early days on youtube, he has been hocking golf crap from the get go.

  3. a few years ago you said in a whispering voice during one of your videos slamming Crossy, “ Hey, has anyone else noticed this but Mark Crossfield’s nose is changing… is he growing a new one? “. 🤥 He’s a liar and a con artist salesman … he needs the ad money as his views are not growing. What a lonely man Crossy is… Remember how awkward it was when Crossfield did a collaboration with James fat Shrek Robinson? Both of those a-holes are meant to work alone because they have narcissistic personalities….

  4. If you would have told me in 2019 that Crossy would be shucking Amazon golf gadgets in 2024 and Beardy Moonface would be called "The Godfather of Youtube Golf" by that Good Good "reporter", I would have said "pass me what you're smoking TB!" — lol — what the heck Crossy! Get the band back together and record a course vlog already! lol

  5. I’m unsure what’s more shameful here, Rick Shiels arse licking every young and upcoming Golf YouTuber in a bid to stay relevant or the once mighty Crossfield reduced to selling the most pointless invention ever. Sad times for golf YouTube.

  6. One Man's ball cleaner is another Man's Mercedes. You can cash out upwards or you can cash out downwards… Of the two I'd actually say Crossie comes out with a bit more dignity as I actually think he knows nobody gives a flip and it's all a bit of a laugh for the few quid…the other cash outer? Oblivious narcissist…

  7. How the mighty have fallen ,crossy is the ultimate trouser salesman .crossy ,finch , Shiels ,average goofer ,golf mates etc are being taken over by the new younger generation ,their glory days are gone ,you can’t stop Father Time ,in golfing terms their on the senior tour now ,and who watch’s that .

  8. Mark had another argument on twitter when he posted this “I wonder what the “big joke” will be this year with the cool boys. 🙈”
    A guy responded “do you feel taller for saying this” and mark blocked him. What was all of this about, who are the cool boys and what is the big joke ???

  9. We're witnessing the rigormortis setting into the corpse of Crossy's video career 😢😂

  10. This product gets around those pesky club dress codes that prohibit the wearing of a cap with the slogan, ‘I’m a tw@t!’

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