The Emergency 9 is our weekly segment featuring 9 fun questions that allow our listeners to get to know that week’s guest a little bit better. Up next: Justin Thomas.
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Uh November 4th 2022 is a very special day your wedding day Jordan spe best man I want you to grade how he was as a best man I hate to do this but man he crushed it I give him I’ll give him an A+ he yeah he uh didn’t lose the Rings which
As KN you know Jordan that’s always on the table um had a great speech didn’t you know didn’t throw me under the bus but also had a few subtle Jabs in there um yeah I mean I’m trying to think I he had a great a great opening line to his
Speech it was something about like you know what’s the line from Wedding Crashers you know they say love is is one’s um when you take the early flight home from San Diego now what the heck what does he say he says like they always say that like loves is one something and and
Their counterpart like their soulmate or and their counterpart of the other whatever like that and he’s like and I’ve always known that to be true for Justin and I like it was just a great great open I totally obviously botching the line but it was it was funny but I I
Got to give him an A+ he did well from what I remember he did a great job but I was also staying with K and Gary so I don’t remember everything Bri kiz did perfect uh okay Justin I got a got a true or false for you here um at some
Point in this season we can expect you to work the following phrase onto the broadcast what a shot by me you know the line true can throw in there so good right I gotta throw that in there yeah yeah wait till the timing’s right but I feel like you’ll
Have a lot of opportunities for that get that we need to make that line worldwide it’s too good I I agree I’m man okay Bet all right next one we’re going to go back because I saw recently Smiley Kaufman did something talking about you know y’all spring break trip and
Everything but now all four of you are married three of you have kids you’re not as young as you once were so say we put the band back together who would Thrive most in a spring break party situation and who would be the worst of the four of you um
I mean I I’m sorry to do this to him but I mean Smiley is just is it’s something’s going to hit him he’s GNA he’s going to have to like call a doctor have to get an IV or like something something’s going to happen to him and
Like he’ll be there and you may just not get him till 7 or 8 at night but you’re it it just it’d be tough it’d be tough to get him for for three or four more days in a row like that uh sorry Smiley I love you but um I love it
It is um I don’t know I mean it’s I think Rick would definitely be the most consistent I think you’ll know what you’ll get with them he’s probably you know he’s going to be the kind of the one hanging in here um it’s and Jordan and I we we have a
Lot of this in us don’t you don’t really so it’s kind of whoever hits this peak and and stays up there um but uh he he’s pretty good at those kind of trips so I I I hate to do it but I’ll maybe I’ll give it to him since I can’t choose
Myself fa well Instagram would love it if that does ever happen again I can tell you that you should wait till you’re all like 45 we’re going it’s 8:30 Smiley’s asleep Jordan’s doing a cross word puzzle we’re just probably just hang it up I’m I’m SC of me that sounds like a
Hell of a night by the way all right my last one we’re gonna bring you back I think you’re the only guy the last guy we’ve done this with but we you’re hip-hop guy we like to bring you some lyrics and you explain them to us cuz we
Don’t know you know we’re stupid and we need you to explain this we went by the way I scoured the internet and 99% of the funny stuff not usable wasn’t going to put you in that situation so I got you a fairly easy one just but want to
See if the skills are still sharp okay this comes from our guy the word Smith of Our Generation Two Chains okay he says my crib so big a dinosaur can run through the I’m a shark you’re a tuna fish what’s that mean yeah I mean it’s just his house is
So big that it’s it’s not like saying a cat you know a cat or a dog or even a horse could run through it it is so incredibly large that a dinosaur could run through his house that makes sense um and then again what he he is a shark
Which is you know you could maybe compare that to the lion of the uh of the Safari world and and everybody else is a tuna fish and I’m sorry but I’m taking a shark and a battle against against the tuna fish if tuna fish is everyone else two changes the shark two
Changes the alpha that’s good animal guy dressed that you explained that that was good I get it now so we used to do that segment it was called what do you mean on our serious ex show great we gotta bring it back yeah got some great ones you Scot I
Think so too there’s only a few guys that can do it though and I also think that every quote that you’ve picked is Two Chains Two Chains I got a few nonusers here I was going to go and she got a big booty so I
Call her Big Booty I feel like that was too easy you know what I mean but 99% of the other ones you can’t use yeah no that’s true but he’s the best I love that all right last one better trash talker of the group Gary Woodland Kevin kizner Charlie Woods um
Ah I think Gary’s sneakier wow but but kids just yeah kids is just because it’s you know I feel like it’s just kind of all he’s got he’s like I’m just gonna yeah dude
