Today Pro mo and I played the Lam Lukka Golf Course on the outskirts of Bumf*ck I dunno. It’s a challenging course with tiny greens. Some of the tiniest I may have ever seen where they were actually created that way and not just having the fairway reclaim the land.
In this round we take a look at the difference between a Tour Pro and a 4 handicapper. We’re going the full 18 holes here and you’ll see the differences in the rounds especially the middle and end of the round. It’s just more stable as a pro. As a low handicapper, it’s a rollercoaster.
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The video is here as a comparison. The required IQ needed to watch my videos meaningfully is above room temperature. 135,000 subscribers get this and are in the higher echelon of IQ. This particular is a disclaimer to the inevitable midwit Karens who will find the video:
1. Yes your course is much more difficult than any course in the world. And the greens there are even tinier either due to poor maintenance or just the SMALLEST GREENS IN THE WORLD! I get it. Your father is not proud of you and women don’t like you.
2. There are countless tours around the world. The US PGA Tour is the biggest but it is not the only one.
3. I am not a real 4 handicapper. I am a 21 handicapper who identifies as a 4 handicapper. That’s just my personal truth.
4. The caddies line all the balls up, tee them up at the correct height, place the ball on mounds in the fairways, roll the ball on the greens before we putt to get the exact line, take practice swings on our behalf, throw the ball out of the bunker after we pretend to hit a shot – they basically do everything, include hitting the shots in green suits and we superimpose our bodies and heads onto them in post editing.
5. The caddie is to be blamed for everything and if there are less than 7 birdies per round, there is no tip. I am infallible. This is common sense – nothing controversial. I have actually hired a possible Ian’s carrier now and she carries every thing for me all day. I literally tailored new pants without pockets because I don’t need them anymore as my personal items carrier keeps my wallet and phone, in addition to the car keys for my driver – my driver has his own personal items carrier. The driver waits in the car park at my pleasure with the elephant I use as my mode of transport. This is living.
How can I talk like this? It’s my channel and I’m sponsored by waddaplayagolf.com – the best brand in the golfing world, and they DGAF. and also email me regarding a piece of the Eiffel tower I have for sale, and also 4 hectares of land on Saturn for sale. Am I a terrible person? Yes I am.
