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Finally happened


After 20 years and working to get down to a single handicap, I finally ran a golf cart into a lake. Stone cold sober 🙁

by FaeVectus

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28 Comments

  1. Raised-Right

    You have to give us more of the story.

    How did it happen? How did the course react? What’s the damages? How’d they get it out?

  2. JamesLaheyRandy

    Yes…. How do you drive your cart into a lake..

  5. jshultz5259

    This is why we can’t have nice things.

  6. Cart1_c

    I did this once. The reverse was broken on the cart :/

  7. FaeVectus

    Soooo what had happen was….

    557 par 6 over the lake (carry about 220), smoked a drive. Got into cart and wife yells at me to take the coke the kid got back to club and exchange it due to it being flat (did anyone know coke can be expired?). Headed back to the fairway noticed the fam already teed off, as I was making the turn onto the land bridge I started sneezing and pulled the wheel left. Opened eyes and the slope yanks the cart further left and next thing you know I’m wet. Phone and scope bottom of lake.

    Edit: par 5.

  10. SouthOrlandoFather

    …# 1 reason never marry a woman who might want to golf someday

  13. RealMatthewDR

    We need Tesla to start making autonomous golf carts

  14. fuze524

    That’s the “Man, I wonder who did that?” Stance

  15. ThunderBacon21122

    ![gif](giphy|5cBBUJGiIniZZWtBSa|downsized)

  16. Typical_Winter2935

    Finally?
    I killed dozens of those

  18. NVSK

    That sucks my dude, but you gotta drive it where it lies

  19. printergumlight

    “Finally happened”

    Sounds like this was an inevitability for you. Have you been expecting this?

  20. ieataquacrayons

    Lmao what do you mean finally happened. Driving into a lake isn’t a right of passage.

  23. HeagherMeister

    C’mon Fae. You’re better than that. The staff might’ve seemed concerned but I wouldn’t be surprised if they contacted their lawyers after they made sure you were safe.

    Sneezing is not excuse for running a vehicle into a pond. Gotta have some semblance of control for that motorized vehicle.

  24. DalvaniusPrime

    Was expecting someone posing with a hole-in-one ball, this is much better.

  25. RazorPhishJ

    Once you hit the ball into the lake it’s gone man, just give it up

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