Dear US Golfers, I humbly beg for your forgiveness for the hoard of turd drones we are about to send down your way. Sincerely, CDN Golfer.
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Dear US Golfers, I humbly beg for your forgiveness for the hoard of turd drones we are about to send down your way. Sincerely, CDN Golfer.
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I’ll use my loonie as a ball marker in solidarity.
Cobra chickens en route 🫡
As of October 11 we will work on culling the population before they head north.
god i hate those fuckers
There was probably another thousand cobra chickens in the grain field to the west of my home course.
We happen to be directly south of one of the main migratory lakes in Alberta.
Every pond on the course probably has at least a hundred geese or ducks.
I love almost all animals. I’ll swerve out of the way for squirrels on the road. I’ll pet any dog that lets me.
I _HATE_ Canadian geese.
If you’ve got a problem with Canada gooses, you’ve got a problem with me. And I suggest you let that one marinate.
This is why I wish Haitian immigrants were actually killing geese en masse.
Ahhh fuck
They’re eating our cats and dogs, they’re eating our pets!
I see them flying overhead here in WA, memories of my decades in Cali dealing with these fuckin demons
All good bro, FULL SEND, season starts this weekend for us
Just keep the sky carp (snows) up there for as long as you can
I’m boycotting Canadian whisky until they deal with this illegal goose immigration. 🙂
TURD DRONES! love it.
70 on hole one today.
Good, golfing season turns to hunting season next Saturday here.
Look at all that avian influenza just percolating
It’s “Hose The Wheels of My Push Cart After Every Round” season.
They’ve been here the whole fucking time.
Them’s good eatin’! Put the breasts into a crock pot for a few hours, then fork shred the meat (and look for pellets) and mix in a bottle of barbecue sauce.
Geese in Hampton Roads, Va area dont even migrate anymore. Lazy fucks just eat, shit and multiply.
They are already here, and they never leave.
Somehow geese are shitting all over the courses I play year round
Please kill as many as you can
Start by acknowledging that they’re not endangered- wtf. I see more of these things than any other species on the planet.