I like the bong the best, I’ll be there when ya open
polski_zubr
I bet the screen gets dirty, but that’s why I get the new wife
Surething_bud
I’d be worried about theft, as well as keeping the electronics outdoors even if they’re covered. Not sure how they’d hold up to large temperature and humidity swings if they’re not designed for outdoor use.
It would be awesome if you pulled it off. I’m guessing you would plan to shift it every couple weeks to a new spot so the grass gets sun. Do it and post follow ups.
GolfSicko417
This would be so cool you just have to be ok with constant cleaning of balls and impact screen. You also would constantly have to move the hitting area
LobstahmeatwadWTF
You will want a sacrificial clear window material in front of the main screen. Fpr clea ing/replacement. Look at 10-18mil tpu from american polyfilm. You will have to order 100lb moq.
CanadaEh97
You’d have to have enough space to constantly move it so old grass can regrow and you can hit on fresh grass.
DixieNormus369
New wife for sure. I like where your head is
Acceptable_Sport6056
Those tents get HOT so get a nice circulation system going
__Heinrichmaneuver
Proof of concept is there, totally reeling in all the neighbors wives with such a badass setup. Might need a little more sq footage for the slurpee machine and hot dog rollers
Fuzzy_Chapter9101
And you will need some couches a few more tv’s and when should your new friend arrive. – just let me know I will bring some beer.
nomore5tre55
If this was on lockable wheels with a reel for power/internet cables, this just might work.
baggiestofundies
You need to work on your set up a little. Should be a slight hinge in the knees and your back shouldn’t be so straight at address.
Flimsy_Sandwich6385
I got a real grass hitting area. Gotta move the cage between 3 different spots to let the grass regrow. Kinda annoying, but 100% better than hitting off a matt 👍🏻
freeman918986
I can smell it.
masteroftheuniverse4
that looks like a fantastic setup all around. My only (and I mean only) question is….. what is your plant to repair the grass after so many bong rips?
nanapancakethusiast
Do you understand how grass works? You’d tear your lawn up in less than one session
yourfavoriteblackguy
Make sure you have a way to make it taller. A full swing drive could catch on the ceiling frame of that thing.
my_secret_hidentity
This might be nitpicky, but where does the hot tub go?
MancAccent
It has to be a clear roof in order to grow grass in there
GreyTrader
Ambitious aspirations, especially looking at the photograph of your new wife.
Ambitious in all regards.
bufboytoy
Paige isn’t in your league. Maybe Grace Charis
Smanley3
You sick son of a bitch. This is incredible. I’m headed over to rip that bong and send it in your sick sim.
ThaCardiffKook
I’ll bring the beer, I’ll bring the beeeer
Fabulous-Stretch-605
Just gimme Paige and keep the rest.
rwb12
I don’t know where you live but I can’t imagine this being a good idea.
TobiasFunkeFresh
Id get a net and just simulate to a tv. Get a retractable screen for movies etc. but dont hit into anything but the net
Delushus
This is an excellent mock up
NickyNarco
All checks out.
Kamileonzz
Kurwa jakiś geniusz
Bammer7
I had a party tent in my yard this summer for a week and a half. It didn’t even have sides on it. The grass turned brown and it took 3 weeks after the tent was removed o get green again. You will obviously need super grow lights under there plus a sprinkler system.
garytyrrell
I’d subscribe to your newsletter
toopid
Why not just grow grass outside in some square grower and bring it inside.
Musclesturtle
OP, you’re better off buying sod strips and putting those in your garage simulator. You could probably get a few sessions per sod piece.
pyromidscheme
Not saying this set up won’t work, but realistically, where would the hot dog rollers go?
aggressive-cat
You also need one of those xbox mini fridges with drink of choice
kinggippo2020
The dirt from the balls will destroy the screen, also how are you going to fix all the divots?
johnald21
Rip to your PC
granolaraisin
Easier to skip the screen. Hit into a net and just use a laptop to watch the shot off to the side. That way you can constantly move to a new patch of grass and don’t have to worry about a projector screen getting dirty.
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Even for a shit post, this is bad.
I like the bong the best, I’ll be there when ya open
I bet the screen gets dirty, but that’s why I get the new wife
I’d be worried about theft, as well as keeping the electronics outdoors even if they’re covered. Not sure how they’d hold up to large temperature and humidity swings if they’re not designed for outdoor use.
It would be awesome if you pulled it off. I’m guessing you would plan to shift it every couple weeks to a new spot so the grass gets sun. Do it and post follow ups.
This would be so cool you just have to be ok with constant cleaning of balls and impact screen. You also would constantly have to move the hitting area
You will want a sacrificial clear window material in front of the main screen. Fpr clea ing/replacement. Look at 10-18mil tpu from american polyfilm. You will have to order 100lb moq.
You’d have to have enough space to constantly move it so old grass can regrow and you can hit on fresh grass.
New wife for sure. I like where your head is
Those tents get HOT so get a nice circulation system going
Proof of concept is there, totally reeling in all the neighbors wives with such a badass setup. Might need a little more sq footage for the slurpee machine and hot dog rollers
And you will need some couches a few more tv’s and when should your new friend arrive. – just let me know I will bring some beer.
If this was on lockable wheels with a reel for power/internet cables, this just might work.
You need to work on your set up a little. Should be a slight hinge in the knees and your back shouldn’t be so straight at address.
I got a real grass hitting area. Gotta move the cage between 3 different spots to let the grass regrow. Kinda annoying, but 100% better than hitting off a matt 👍🏻
I can smell it.
that looks like a fantastic setup all around.
My only (and I mean only) question is….. what is your plant to repair the grass after so many bong rips?
Do you understand how grass works? You’d tear your lawn up in less than one session
Make sure you have a way to make it taller. A full swing drive could catch on the ceiling frame of that thing.
This might be nitpicky, but where does the hot tub go?
It has to be a clear roof in order to grow grass in there
Ambitious aspirations, especially looking at the photograph of your new wife.
Ambitious in all regards.
Paige isn’t in your league. Maybe Grace Charis
You sick son of a bitch. This is incredible. I’m headed over to rip that bong and send it in your sick sim.
I’ll bring the beer, I’ll bring the beeeer
Just gimme Paige and keep the rest.
I don’t know where you live but I can’t imagine this being a good idea.
Id get a net and just simulate to a tv. Get a retractable screen for movies etc. but dont hit into anything but the net
This is an excellent mock up
All checks out.
Kurwa jakiś geniusz
I had a party tent in my yard this summer for a week and a half. It didn’t even have sides on it. The grass turned brown and it took 3 weeks after the tent was removed o get green again. You will obviously need super grow lights under there plus a sprinkler system.
I’d subscribe to your newsletter
Why not just grow grass outside in some square grower and bring it inside.
OP, you’re better off buying sod strips and putting those in your garage simulator. You could probably get a few sessions per sod piece.
Not saying this set up won’t work, but realistically, where would the hot dog rollers go?
You also need one of those xbox mini fridges with drink of choice
The dirt from the balls will destroy the screen, also how are you going to fix all the divots?
Rip to your PC
Easier to skip the screen. Hit into a net and just use a laptop to watch the shot off to the side. That way you can constantly move to a new patch of grass and don’t have to worry about a projector screen getting dirty.