I had been topping shots all day and also kind of thought that the geese have spent more time on the course than I have so they knew what they were doing. Terribly enough, as I teed up my friend bet me I wouldn’t hit a goose and we chuckled. Lo and behold, drilled it about a foot and a half off the ground and just domed the poor thing square in the back of the head and it just crumpled immediately. All its goose friends immediately looked up and stared at me, thought I was maybe going to get charged black swan vs Larry David style.
So needless to say, I took the drop.
by jsnowman97
32 Comments
Are you in Springfield?
We need to get you on the course more often.
If those other geese put two and two together and realize you are responsible for the death of their compatriot you are in deep shit. Geese don’t fuck around!
I would have wrote down birdie, and moved on!
Not all heroes wear capes!
Did you take it home to eat? Only decent thing to do
did that to a Sand Hill Crane once…. Knocked him senseless for a few minutes.
Flock around and find out
My buddy hit one square in the body, sounded like. A pillow!! Goose face killah!!!
Birdie!
I got some good recipes! Goose is gooood eatin! Haha
Nailed it
Did your drive through the flock or around for fear of retaliation?
So…was the goose just concussed or did you kill it
When we were teens we were golfing Marquette Park in Chicago. A public course absolutely covered in goose shit. A buddy of mine hit a screamer like yours and hit a goose in the neck. Which broke its neck but didn’t kill it. This thing was waddling around with his head upside down near its shoulder, if geese have shoulders. It was so messed up. We couldn’t get anywhere near it as we thought about trying to put it out of its misery. We ended up telling the people at the course what hole the goose was hanging out on, so they could handle it. At the time it was pretty traumatic, we were definitely not trying to destroy any wildlife
Save the neck for me, Clark.
Damn “goose head height” made me laugh so hard I think I woke up the whole house.
Gotta stencil in a goose outline on your club now.
Or Anthony Edwards, whichever…
That’s going to be a nice roast. +a red wine and cranberry reduction, very tasty.
I hit a window last week and I feel like I’d feel worse if I did this. But I have to say, he shouldn’t have been standing there.
DID YOU KILL SWAN, LARRY??
Mr. Takahashi isn’t going to like that.
Better you than me
If You Got A Problem With Canada Gooses, You Got A Problem With Me And I Suggest You Let That One Marinate.
“He shouldn’t have been standing there”
fatality
That’ll buff out.
You must be Haitian
Good Fuck geese
This could strain relations with your neighbors to the north.
Pro tip- geese are insanely easy to herd. You can literally drive your cart toward them at an angle, cut across when you get close and just keep repeat that 2 or 3 times and they’ll all be gone.
I do this for my playing partners cause this would absolutely ruin my day lol
Afraid I’m gonna need to see your immigration status, OP.