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Golf Bad. Hot Dog Good.


Had to quit keeping score to keep my sanity today but had some elite dogs and at the turn and got to avoid work so really I chalk it up as a win!

by HootyHooAccountant

34 Comments

  1. RIVERTOAD1929

    Can’t get mustard on your glove if there’s no mustard.

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  2. Illustrious-Pea2665

    Tainting that beautiful dog with that sweat stained glove. Supposed to eat ’em with no hands like an animal.

  3. GoldRefrigerator2931

    A dog with no toppings is wild.

  4. trees138

    That is not a top-tier glizzy.

    Sauerkraut, onions, & mustard is my preferred turn dog. Jalapenos as well some days.

    Just raw doggin a dry bun frank is wild.

  5. JoeyBaggaDonuts843

    There’s a golf course that I play every few weeks that I really like. However their delicious chili dogs are on my mind for the entire round. My reward afterwards. Lol Cheers

  6. mustang19671967

    That’s the best dogs. Costco good sporting events good , after nine at the food shack with ketchup and relish is perfect

  7. Never glove your dog. Always raw dog. Hygiene 101.

  8. katzunderground

    Just going at it dry like a fucking caveman?

  9. My friends and I agree that the food stand on 12 at our local course is the best hot dog in the area. Golf dogs are built different.

  10. Idk what kind of magic they make hot dogs with at the golf course but I’ve never had a bad golf course dog

  11. thewhiskeyinformant

    My fucking man, that raw glizzy is what life is about

  12. Go play Tobacco Road, get a spicy dog at the turn.

  13. Office_Dolt

    Raw digging it so you don’t end up with ketchup stains on your shirt for the entire back nine.   
    smrt

  14. TheGreatRelocate

    A good hot dog can save a bad round

  15. fiduciary420

    I had two of the best hot dogs at the turn at Silver Lakes GC in Orland Park, IL last weekend. Their condiment bar was SLAMMIN

  16. doublebogey182

    Hey hey hey hey…. turn dogs every day.

  17. fillerbuster

    You wouldn’t happen to be playing at Mirror Lake in GA, would you? That tee box looks familiar.

  18. Prestigious_Buy1209

    You need a new glove sir. Then get mustard on that new glove. But make sure it’s a glove that fits! That’s what mustard cares about.

  19. garter_girl_POR

    Hot dogs at the turn. You betcha. Doesn’t matter how shittybthe feont nine was. Back nine will be better after eating a dog at the turn

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