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The Rory hating crowd has not shut up about Rory’s missed 3 footer at the US open, but Chamblee calls Rahm’s back 9 collapse an epic choke and the LIV crowd is up in arms. How can you call this anything BUT a choke/collapse?


I actually like Rahm and I miss having him playing on the PGA. He’s fiery and his temper can be a bit much but I don’t mind someone who plays with passion. I feel the same about Hatton. But I feel like Rahm is genuinely miserable playing LIV and has serious regrets about his decision. I don’t know if that contributed to his performance on Sunday but calling it anything but a choke would just be lying to yourself if you’re a LIV defender or Rory hater or Rahm lover…. There are more squares on that back 9 than my tiled bathroom floor.

by FatFaceFaster

33 Comments

  1. datnikkadee

    It wasn’t a choke – Jon Rahm was simply doing his part by getting Tom Kim a medal to avoid mandatory military service. Clearly Scottie didn’t get the memo.

  2. Maleficent_Guide_708

    It was a total collapse but golf is too polarized for any logic from the masses. The PGA side loves a LIV choke in the spotlight, and vice versa. Trying to apply logic to this will only get you a headache.

  3. unsolved49

    4 shot lead on the back 9 and he doesn’t even medal; given the caliber player he is, I think the choke term is more than acceptable here.

  4. Step 1: Don’t worry about the LIV crowd. Half of them are bots/troll farms anyways

  5. No_Albatross916

    It’s a pretty massive choke honestly.

  6. tibbles1

    There’s a LIV crowd? 

    Like, one that isn’t being paid by the Saudi’s?

    I don’t think that “crowd” is real people. 

  7. DiminishedProspects

    Brandel haters have a hard time admitting when he happens to be right.

  8. saynotopain

    He hasn’t been the same man nor the same player since going rogue

  9. Rahm’s boss, Greg Norman must have been giving him some advice.

  10. Foreign_Time

    I left to do a grocery run when rahm made the turn, thinking it was done. I checked my phone at the grocery checkout lane, seeing Scheffler in 1st place and rahm nowhere to be found. It was a fucking bonkers turn of events. And learning he double bogey’d without hitting into a hazard? Bro choked hard, full stop

  11. uspezdiddleskids

    Turns out 72 holes are a lot harder than 54.

  12. dom_corleone

    I think because Rahm made his bed with LIV, people just don’t care about him/ care to hate on him. But because Rory is still thought of as the golden child of PGA & that is all the PGA channel can talk about, there will be more down talk for him.

    I agree Rahm fuckin crumbled from the Gold to OFF the podium as huge choke job, but omg was annoying how Chamblee just wouldn’t shut up about it. Clearly Rahm punched his dog or something

  13. PlanetElephant

    He lasted 10 holes longer than he’s used to.

  14. tee2green

    Maybe we shouldn’t turn every little fucking thing into a LIV vs PGAT debate.

  15. Murky_Extent8054

    This is Greg Norman at the 96 Masters level of choke job. If he did this at a major it’d be top 3 all time.

  16. homiej420

    Of course i know him, hes me

    (The guy who always explodes like that)

  17. TheRougeFog

    I liked Rahm a lot, and the more I see from him at LIV etc. the more I’m starting to dislike him. Which is a shame, because for all intents and purposes he seemed like a good dude and now he’s coming off more and more like Tyrell Hatton which was funny at first and now it’s just annoying. At least he’s a bagillionare though.

  18. bondguy4lyfe

    The first two bogeys were sloppy. The double on the par 5 was a 10/10 choke.

  19. ilikepisha

    He gagged worse than Linda Lovelace ever did

  20. AdComprehensive7879

    Yes, this is also a giant choke job. 6 dropped shots in the back 9…. He played that back 9 +4.

    Tho just like how rahm supported and provided context on rory’s missed putts, the back 9 is played tougher than it looks. Hole 17-18 are crazy man. Idk exactly what made the holes super hard, maybe the rough, but people were dropping shots here for all 4 rounds

  21. BatMean2045

    It was a choke and Chamblee is a douche who couldn’t shine Rahm’s shoes.
    So partially accurate.

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