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[Applause] [Music] tell me why I Don’t Like Mondays that’s a Boomtown Rats classic song but I do like Mondays because it’s High Noon here at the desert we’re at the South Point casino right behind me is the sports book this is the TV St studio located right here it’s time to kick off another week of punchlines I’m Frank Niko longtime comedian lifelong sports fan and today’s so well hopefully hopefully we can help you place a bet I know there’s not a lot of sports going on that wins or at least something that keeps you in the running for hours unlike this dude who lost $10,000 in less time than I’ve been talking M here we go so uh R so Ryan this guy bet $10,000 on an underdog was going to pay 225 y so he’s watching it it’s the guy on the right and the black t-shirt and the guy he bet $10,000 on gets knocked out right here and boom he’s out there he go so he just lost $10,000 in 15 seconds I believe this is the same guy that bet on the underdog in every March Madness game oh is it I think so it’s which he ended up losing he was winning right I don’t remember what he finished out we did follow him yeah yeah in the first couple rounds he was up and then the second round third round he went down ladies and Gent and you hear the voice behind the glass he’s like a skilled NASCAR driver steering the show into tight turns leading us to a checkered flag of a show our producer Ryan McCormick Ryan start your engines and tell me what’s sitting that poll position today uh well we’ve got a couple videos from Drew dog today uh being two videos yeah so trying to earn those extra G Monday montage and it’s something special that happened over the weekend in the city um and then we’ve got a bunch of good post with punch lines looking at stuff all over the sporting world so stick stay tuned I had a little race car theme going there intro it’s uh to remind people that in just 3 months the South Point 400 will here here in Vegas we’re all going out together right no okay sorry I I realized that is Ryan is this a camera or his microphone it’s my camera well we have to did we see him yet we haven’t seen Ryan yet oh my we just hear him we just hear him ladies and gentlemen uh all right on the show today this is very exciting uh her return I believe this is her third time here sitting in with us today the only comedian ever in the studio to receive a standing ovation from our director an oh yeah yeah we just we had you on the show Friday we end cuz it was 100 shows ago you were here to talk about uh her special her upcoming special and a big night she’s doing here in Vegas The Bagel Mania comedy show the one the only she’s such a super sports fan it’s a perfect fit ladies and gentlemen es seinberg is here y I’m wearing the I’m wearing a WNBA Jersey because I I want to look like I want to look tough now where did you get that Jersey um a Nike outlet and it was um I was I went into the Nike I was like do you guys have anything under $4 and they handed me every WNBA Jersey possible and I went with New York do you know who the player is that you’re wearing yeah yeah yeah yeah you want to talk about her or no well I know that she did the the three-point she did contest she did against Steph Curry actually I know and lost she lost it I was like Steph Curry you’re such a jerk he should let her chewing on his retainer yeah he puts M and then and then he’s like wins which like come on be a gentleman yeah I should have it would have been good for it would have been good it would have been good but she I mean she only lost by I think one shot yeah one or two he had to he had to hit the last shot to win um and I know I’ve told you this before but my my grandmother’s name was Esther that’s so cute yeah I really do appreciate there’s not a lot of Esters around anymore right yeah they’re dead and and they they all died tragically and I know that because when I was single every time I’d meet a guy like let’s we’re at a bar and they’d be like oh my great great grandmother she’s also Esther and died of tuberculosis and and then I started hearing about like all kinds of fun diseases um so yes my name is ancient but it’s Unique it’s nice thank you there are no I don’t think there are no Esters in the WNBA I don’t think there’s any Esters very I don’t think there’s any Franks in the WNBA I do relate to the WNBA because I’m a female comedian and it does sort of feel like I’m in the WNBA of Comedy I I see which I see what you mean there I if I worked for like HGTV it’s just like oh it’s a women it’s very feminine very female now I’m the boss of the female thing like Vogue fashion music but then it’s like comedy and basketball are like actually you’re just this weird female tiar of a thing that’s for but it’s growing it’s growing as is female standup yes we always get these moments we’re like wait a minute they’re good and then it’s like back to No One caring um but at least comedians like well female comedians I do think as they age they can still be f and WNBA well I guess all athletes are going to age into it’s yeah father time yeah Father Time wins being funny is timeless yes there you go um we usually do a comedy clip of the day right about here and we usually show something funny from the sports world but we have a very very funny and well-known comedian here we have Esther so we have a clip uh that we’re going to show of you excited and I believe this is now you’re married to a comedian Noah gwartz who’s been on the show yes and I believe this is you talking about being pregnant and the different reactions that men and women get when being pregnant again women are getting a very different Slice of Life than men all right well here’s the proof when I got pregnant I noticed that people reacted to us very differently like my husband would say like yeah we’re expecting we’re about to have a baby and people would freak out they’re like bro that’s amazing your boys can swim and they chest bump and get all excited I would tell people that I’m pregnant like yeah I’m pregnant they’re like are you okay are you feeling okay if you need anything at all like you let me know okay are you okay blink twice if you’re not okay are you okay for once I just wanted people to get excited to celebrate me where I’m like yeah I’m pregnant they’re like you fertile little [ __ ] you got them good eggs got them good eggs very funny Esther thank you isn’t it always strange to see yourself Clos captioned yeah and also like sub to my YouTube I’m just like it’s so and it’s also I I I get like a lot I get attacked from that special because I was supposed to film it pregnant but then Co happened so I filmed it postpartum so I was six weeks away from giving birth to a future MBA star who was 10 PBS and everyone’s like your legs are huge big fat legs and I’m like internet come on on internet the internet is Relentless but yeah I was I go to now I’ve had the baby and now he’s in basketball practice at 4 years old no one’s got him in there and I watch this like it is the Olympics and I’m just like he just bounce passing and I’m like come on come on and I I’ve never been so invested in sports than when my four-year-old passes a ball that’s awesome that’s tremendous uh Ryan you’re back we have you now we can see Ryan I I I believe so we officially want to see Ryan can we see that Ryan’s alive please show us there he is ladies gentlemen Ryan is there Ryan uh what’ you do over the weekend uh well we we celebrated Tiff’s birthday actually today so very nice happy birthday to Tiffany um and then we also had battle for Vegas on Saturday at the Los Vegas ballpark so this battle of Vegas I don’t know if you know about this eser it’s it’s at the Ballpark the minor league ballpark have are you aware there suland yes yes it’s right by my house okay it’s right by the Red Rock it’s yes it’s it’s where you pull into Trader Joe’s and it’s like don’t park here for baseball so I’m super familiar very so anyway uh this is a it’s a charity thing right yeah and it’s the Raiders versus the knights yes so you know the the Raiders of the football team the kns of the but this is baseball right they’re playing softball for charity baseball softball softball softball yeah well they can’t play hardball it’s dangerous what’s that one in the same one in the same all right so we have a little footage little sights and sounds take a look here’s a little event that happened over Saturday and we can talk over this so and there we go beautiful ballpark right there at Sumer is there like a home run derby too yeah you got the nice girls there were the raiderettes also there yes okay you got to fly over okay yeah the there’s true D the best buddy is Charity got to run the bases instead of a first pitch oh very nice that’s the most beautiful ball minority ballpark you’ll ever see lots of fun in games and a big crowd looks like it look pack they saying Take Me Out to the Ball Game and raise a bunch of money how about that and who won the oh fireworks you got to have fireworks down the night Charities only accept enormous checks you have that big I don’t know can we V MOS like no we’re going to need a huge check trying to deposit it on the app you’re like I can’t seem to get it all in my phone uh very nice so it ended up being $225,000 to the knights Foundation which is going to best buddies and the one of the clips that you saw was the best bunch of kids running the bases they did the best buddies members ran the bases instead of throwing the first pitch yeah that’s neat so it was yeah it was really cool very cool and the game let’s talk about the game the final score was 30 to 17 30 to 17 yeah and then oh the knights uh the knights won yes the hockey team okay yeah uh Ryan Reeves ended up winning the MVP named by named by Jack eel he had a couple couple runs also got called out for batters interference for interfering with the catcher that kind of a Char softball game yeah yeah they C interference yeah with the Umpire kind of got into a funny moment so yeah H it was like a the umire fake fight thing or was it a real fight yeah well Revo thought he was joking okay and he wasn’t joking and so he kind of got yeah a little upset but all right you know a lot of people don’t know this but the WNBA is also like non for-profit not not that it’s a charity but they haven’t turned a profit yet well Caitlin Clark’s trying to do her best right I mean the league is bigger than I think it’s exploding and my husband’s making a lot of money off of uh betting on the betting on the WB I look at his phone and I’m like are you texting someone who is it and he’s like no I’m betting on women and I’m like all right just let’s let’s hope you’re up um but well he’s always going to tell you he’s up by the way always up he’s like I lost money but like for the month we have like monthly breakdown of his and if you have a losing month you go but for the year I’m up so it’s we all know how this works uh there’s not a lot to bet on right now because of the All-Star break but uh there is a lot of stuff that’s crazy and didn’t know’s coming this is our that’s crazy and that’s the cat CH what crazy you can’t meow oh and’s under the weather thank you Esther for being here so this is where Ryan and I kind of find something was crazy over the weekend can’t I don’t I can’t think of anything at all well maybe something happened to you that was crazy over the weekend what did you guys do was there a basketball game did you I went to my husband invited me as a date night he’s like do you want to have a date night I was like yeah dinner a show he’s like we’re going to see the best basketball players in all of America play against Canada which is oddly enough the one player that I knew the best was the Canadian player Jamal Murray because he’s a nugget yeah right husband’s a nugget and um and we watched it and like when we walked in there was such a big crowd of people I was like this is a popular place the hot ticket so we go to T-Mobile and it’s a big place and we start heading up this giant escalator and I’m like what is happening and we just keep going up and up and up and up and I get up to the top seats and I am shaking like I didn’t know that I had a fear of heights and the whole time I was like what are these tickets and I was like I can’t be up here and he and the whole time I gave him so much [ __ ] about how bad the seats were and I was like sorry but I have a I’m a fear of height so if you want to take me to a sporting game we’re going to have to be Courtside maybe he’s not winning as much as he’s saying on the women’s basketball those are the tickets he could get so we’re there and I’m like all excited I was like this LeBron and other people and I was like LeBron and others they were not jelling with each other it was too many Alphas they were just like I’m the best no I’m the best no on the best and everyone was just missing see that’s the problem with this American team they throw them together they’re over in Abu Dhabi training for the Olympics or something or uh United U whatever they they got a jail they only have a couple weeks to jail because the season just ended I would be surprised if they lose well those other teams play constantly the other countries France is going to be a big favorite who else is going to be pretty good Australia is usually pretty good Serb Serbia yeah okay see see I only am like rooting for nuggets but I’m like really proud like like America like like there’s something about the Olympics where all a sudden you become the most patriotic absolutely it starts in a week or so yeah it’s going to be great and you’re like America’s a bir and then then then and then like LeBron misses every shot and you’re like well have you seen his son play yet I know I did say bronn’s not Bonnie’s not on this has he hit a three-pointer yet I think he’s like over for like 25 or 30 he’s not doing well they’re recruiting him for the aces I think maybe that would get some people in the seats that’ll put asses in the seats uh let’s see here Esther all right so Ryan do you have your that’s crazy ready sir uh I do okay um so mine will be looking at the Oakland A this season oh boy they they put up 18 runs on the Phillies on Sunday uh Lawrence Butler had a three home run game but the A’s are the only team in major league baseball to score 18 plus runs in a game they’ve done it three times insane so all other teams in Major League Baseball the 29 of them have a zero for 18 plus runs in a game and the a have done it three different times this season Now esther Oakland A’s aren’t considered one of the better teams so the fact that they’ve scored nothing in Oakland is considered the better of anything have you ever been there yes I have unfortunately yeah it’s not I went to it’s great it’s great I was uh shooting sign I don’t know I remember we walked over where the A’s were playing and we were outside the stand like hey it’s just a big cement and there was a security guard or a guy looking at us me and my buddy goes guys want to come in we’re like no he goes I’ll let you in like he didn’t care he’s like no one’s here we went in it was a Sunday afternoon A’s game this a while ago let us in he said just sit anywhere he just like let us in through like like I might have been the players entrance cuz we were outside let us in sit down like he just they just want people there but they’re moving to Vegas and Ryan who is a Vegas native is not happy about this because he wanted a brand new franchise but he doesn’t want the leftovers just like everyone in Vegas you know you fail in another city and you start over in Vegas that’s what we’re doing yeah exactly but uh I don’t know they’re they’re coming I know right I don’t want to talk about it because it gets him upset we’re going to stick with baseball from I that’s crazy the Yankees uh the Yankees play Baltimore this is this game could be huge at the end of the season these two teams are battling for first place they just they just a little Force out at second what ended the game it didn’t prolonged the game then the Orioles won it on another blender so yany fans are already pissed off I know you’re New York you know name one Yankee Aaron the owner no Aaron guy Rogers no he’s a jet no the guy who like if you go if you go a court they bang a gavl Aaron G Gavin gavl no he bangs a gavl what what profession does some judge Aaron judge that was really hard all I can hear is as you guys like the things that happened this weekend I was like our President was almost oh yeah they made that shot I’m like you know what else was shot I only follow sports that’s this thing here can I just say they are doing some more investigation and that guy actually was hired by Melania and that’s breaking news oh my god um disappearing everyone’s like oh my God you have a shot in the ear and I’m like and his wife has completely disappeared when she came out she made a little statement saying I I was go SC my husband yeah right uh all right so anyway we have this this clip of the Yankees all right here’s the grounder short little Force out just flip it flip it flip it uhoh game still going well you have Clayton Holmes in there right best relever one of the best relievers in the American League uh this Verdo oh no Alex Verdo o no here’s the Fly ball to left 99% chance of being caught he comes in instead of going back and then dop Falls Baltimore wins the game Circle that game on your schedule ladies and gentlemen CU it could come down to one game you know where the you know who the Yankees play to end the season Ryan the last three games at home for the Yankees who is it the Pittsburgh Pirates I don’t know I I just looked at the schedule of the Pirates over the weekend they they end their season against the yies so it could be a lot of playoff it could be CR but I think the Pirates are going to win the whole thing I think that people are excited about Pittsburgh and people are going to show up this is why I Yer was here L if that happened I have a Future’s B on that so if that happened that would be good all right I’d be like your husband I’d be like look at all the money I we’re up for the year we’re up for the decade I’m doing great I would have to look into that today is July 15th it’s already like that’s like Summer’s like at the halfway point kind of I’m like I don’t know what it is as time goes by I’m like you should be doing something I know or like I feel like I should be back to school shopping for tough skins uh July 15th now here’s what we like to do Esther you know these stupid national days you hear oh it’s National you know take your kid to school day today July 15th it’s National gummy worm day fan of gummy worms I love a gummy worm gummy what’s that you nothing take your kids to school yeah I don’t know why that was the first one take your kids to work maybe right that should have been better well you don’t but most parents don’t take their kids to school the bus does you got driven did you get driven drove drove depends if you’re from Oakland or not yeah wait you got you didn’t take a no oh really the plot thickens on Ryan McCormick I I took a buz for a little bit and I got I got into some I don’t know what it is the bus is like there’s a lot of fights happening on the bus and you took a bus right Jerry all right I took a bus and then I got my license and I had a [ __ ] an orange Mustang and then I drove you know how many chicks I got in that thing zero okay um so it’s National gummy worm day it’s national orange chicken day National Beador day M and National I love horses day which one would you celebrate the most on that gummy worm orange chicken be aor or I love horses well I like all of them but I like be a dork there’s something about like if there’s like a really hot girl and she like puts on like glasses she’s all that she’s like I’m so dorky and then she’s like so and like nerds are just like she gets it yeah um but when she takes them off for the dance oh no now she’s super hot but I like I like the nerd I I feel like there was a moment in time where all the girls were like I’m such a nerd and everyone and guys loved it yeah we did that is true right um horses horse every day should be horse day horses are Majestic they are that’s a great word for and plus we have our we have our Race book right over here where you can come bet on horses I mean I don’t know do are you can bet on horses you can bet on women or you can bet on WE we’ve got it all we got it all here at the South Point come on down so anyway what we do is we take these days we ask AI to combine them all and then we find celebrity birthday and it’s Academy Award winner Forest Whitaker who I remember first from Fast Times at Ridgemont High but also an Oscar winner so here we go AI do your thing let’s hear them the computer working and it spits out this image there you go ladies and gentlemen there’s Forest Whitaker not in the best shape of his life maybe he’s looking a little dorky because of the glasses or the hat is that what we’re thinking what’s he eating there uh it’s a bowl of well he’s got gummy worms in his hand in the left one right and then the other one is a bowl of gummy worms Plus oranges and ore they didn’t I don’t think AI understood orange chicken yeah okay they don’t get everything yet and then there’s is there a horse oh yeah there it is the horse is like the most the the horse on the left is awesome so there you go a lot of people mention national days but we combine them all into one AI is sometimes really misses now you know a lot of a lot of comedians uh Chris Newberg do you know Chris Newberg Jay Chris Newberg plays guitar yes yes so he was like saying like you can put in in write a joke in the style and he put his name in and it actually and it actually wrote a joke that was kind of in the same vein of his style unbelievable right uh people are writing scripts that way I mean if I was a student that AI wasn’t around when you were a student but I mean like they’re just writing papers shortcuts but also in real life when are we writing papers that we can’t use AI um I don’t know I say like if if you can use it as a working adult you should use it as a student isn’t it supposed to prepare you for real life right wait a second I have an idea can we can could I put in to AI no not right now but could I put in write a script for a show and it would kind of spit something out it would be terrible but yes I know but you know what we don’t have any sports this week so maybe we’ll try that on uh maybe we’ll do it later this week we’ll see what spits out write a show for us and we’ll do it verbatim okay so anyway uh it’s Monday Monday Montage Drew dog over there he works hard up till the start of the show ladies and gentlemen he puts together our Monday Montage yester and this is some of our favorite moments uh that he has selected from last week nice and I never know what’s on it but it’s always entertaining so uh do we we have a Graphic for Monday Montage right Dan what’s that it it it’s part of the video it’s part of it oh okay all right roll the Monday Montage please there Ryan what’s on the flight plan for today today we’ve got uh two special guests in God he suck in hel so we didn’t celebrate it on this show but he did oh you’re taking another to would you like to introduce Our Guest the host of God Racin forward Asar racer yeah son of the Elder of the show or own of the casino brenon g brenon g ladies and gentlemen don’t get aoll it’s my favorite video game of all time Arc if you want to talk what’s that snake snake mind blast or Minecraft this is a high desk it’s a very high desk no no I like doing this one oh go up I actually and then then you I don’t think I’m tall enough to ride this ride hi we need a thing when we all right I’m coming down hold on what was what was his name what was uh buddy buddy the old guy from uh buddy hacket buddy it would be 53450 to one oh my God so $10 would get you $534 no $10 would get you $5,000,000 god5 I’m going say they didn’t do math in Pittsburgh huh no which game are you talking about uh Twins and white socks in Chicago oh oh I we yeah we had Guardians twins for orans taret for you but if yeah twins twins White Sox is over nine did you think I had Cleveland did I mention Cleveland yeah you yeah you did no I didn’t you said Guardians and tigers over before the show but that’s okay it’s all right we can yeah oh I did I want that that’s the one I want go the first gun oh crap oh crap oh F and I’m using my underwear when I watch you so congratulations back he had to let go too you you one hand by the way I never hit the ball I looked good though I looked really good I can I tell you that I love the fact that Frank you’re doing the show from the dudio cuz if my dad ever watches this we’re both hey what happened to the Pirate game that was on what happened to that did that monitor quit again no I I turned it off all the Mariners are going to go off now oh no I’m power hungry I always like altu cuz I like guys anytime they’re close to my size right I like guys he’s bigger than you okay God’s Oxygen’s good enough for me he got 190 RBI and he said he played drunk half the time he said I see three balls coming at me and I try to hit the one in the middle one of 38 homers were hit yesterday and so MLB decided to put out a compilation of all the homers hit yesterday okay here we go oh my God ladies and gentlemen MLB is watching hump day homers and say it what this is all against the PIR funny Ryan Yes show all the homers against pirates pirates are 500 at the All-Star break 48 and 48 how are the Cubs all right do you follow baseball at all oh no no but I I I do like a matter of fact no I like that the Montage is you also just like figuring out if you have Alzheimer’s you’re just like oh right oh right okay all right that happened there’s a lot of moving Parts on the show I know it’s a memory game sometimes I forget what I gave the pick 20 minutes before the you know like 20 minutes ago I’m like wait I didn’t say that one plus I always confuse the AL Central that and the pick I the pick I I should have stuck with one and the one I said no go back to the original and that lost I did win on Friday though I had the over Astros Rangers eight eight and a half and final score was 6 to3 so I won on Friday did you have a Friday pick um no I did not you did not all right so uh Monday’s headlines all right so Esther this is something we do here uh Ryan and I and Alex or whoever’s here we try to predict the future so this is the Dune 2 popcorn thing did you see this before no kind of creepy isn’t it this was a hot seller on eBay but not to hold popcorn that’s all I want to tell you all righty so we put in predictions that we think on Friday might come true on Monday I think that old this is Alex Pereira K yeah that’s the old that’s the old one oh oh you folded put it back huh don’t put it back put it somewhere else any did anyone write attempted presidential assassination or let’s see well let’s see let’s find out here we go uh okay hold on uh here’s Ryan’s Caitlyn Clark records career-high 31 points in Minnesota yeah she had she dropped 17 on 17 so you were that one did not happen well don’t put it back in the bucket well I don’t want to just what happens when you put back she’s not part of our Olympics team yeah I mean you know the the Vets really yeah I know kind of weird yeah because they figure like oh you your time will come in four years I hate that I know I’ve once got feedback I’m going to leave them in there for now what I I don’t want to litter the stage the stage the set whatever um they could have put her back in or they could have put her on the team but it’s there’s a lot of jealousy going on Esther it’s like comedy they say that like of course with women’s sports oh everyone’s so jealous that’s right Steph Curry he’s just a star he’s just a star Kay jealous jealous that is a very good and a [ __ ] like what where did this come from all right so here was my headline uh Vlad Guerrero traded which did not happen over the weekend not yet and uh Wimbleton clip still not funny thank you an so you’re wrong on both right I’m not don’t make me show eser that clip you know I watched it again because I told you I had Friday show on again in the background yeah it was hysterical you know we do have a professional comedian here we could show it to her later May so funny tennis well we’ll find out one of us we’ll get your we’ll maybe end the show with that if an can pull it back up it’s um it’d be interesting all right so now it’s time for uh post with punch lines this is where we have a bunch of funny clips so someone usually has to Sound the Horn you know like when horses go to this they go so if you want to yell Sound the Horn go for it Sound the Horn Sound the Horn an all right kind of appropriate it’s National Horse day that we talk about horse I mean we saw Forest Whitaker on a horse and that horse it’s why is force Whitaker so heavy in that he is a bigger guy uh all right so posted punch lines we kind of scour the internet find some clips uh are you excited about the Olympics oh yeah I am so you’ll be all USA what are your favorite Summer Olympic events do you have one I love gymnastics gymnastics is always big Simone biles is coming back right I’m very excited I think she’s she’s amazing doing a lot for a many there’s many levels to like how great she is okay um yeah we we’ll leave it at that well basketball I don’t want to bring up the the doctor but she there are things that athletes have to endure and we just like shut up shut up and jump shut up and flip and she’s like actually like some crazy stuff is happening they’re like let’s see that flip girlly Point your toes like my my doctor is no no no no no no no I think what you mean is you landed it and it’s like it’s not just about stick stuck it they someone I I think she’s incredible and then she does her whole her mental health it’s just like she’s a great role model for women unless you’re trying to get everyone to just be like sh stop it stop it so anyway the Olympics starting I’m sure no’s happy about the basketball and you can say hey I saw the saw warm up against Canada so bad right a miracle that they won swimming are you into the swimming um I like lounging by the pool no but um by the way can you Lounge by a pool in veg this my first summer here when it’s 110 there is no lounging by po I’m from Florida I’ll Lounge indoors I like I can like bask in this indoor I’ve been outside but like how long can you Lounge outside when it’s I mean are you reading a book or you what are you doing I don’t know I mean it’s like a 10 minute and then you dip in the water it’s it’s its own sport they should do if they had lounging as a sport you’d be a gold looking at a gold medal um but I I I like all the I think it’s just seeing people get excited about America even though there’s something about being excited about America that feels racist like you’re just like America and just like hey everyone else is but in this case it’s like we can finally just hold hands for two weeks we have glorious American RAC all right so anyway the beach volleyball is an event I actually enjoy watching beach volleyball who are the women that always won the girl the tall one and the other one yeah they were great so anyway beach volleyball it’s in Paris the Olympics are in Paris so Chic so Chic W so um I this is the coolest spot I’ve ever seen for an Olympic event so here we go uh what a View Beach so here we go the this is the this is what where the beach volleyball is going to be played there we go so right there are the seats those look pretty traditional sand look at that I just said they should put sand in front of the Eiffel Tower boom you called it I mean come on is that not going to be the coolest TI in town so vasy of them just to be like hey you want a beach in Paris I got you guys in France well I was going to say in Vegas everyone’s like you want a pool you want a peach go to the you know go to the casino they got a beach uh did you ever replace ports in high school so I had a traumatic event why did I know it’s what coming at basketball camp my sister who’s a lesbian was very good at basketball and I was not and so my mom was like both of you are going to basketball camp and those girls just killed me oh no it was just it was hard and they gave out trophies to every single girl one by one by one participation whatever I did not get a trophy and they they said like most the last trophy was most improved and I was like obviously like I I had I stood up I was like and and they’re like not me they were just like an not Esther Steinberg I’m like are you kidding and I went I went to the car and I was crying you didn’t get one my sister Sarah has like 11 trophies her back’s hurting and and I’m just like are you joking my mom goes I’ll buy you a trophy and I go thank you Mommy and my sister goes you disgust me she did not so for my 30th birthday my lovely sweet husband got me a trophy that says like Tampa basketball camp from 2004 good husband very good that was very traumatic I I didn’t want I was just G to blow by I ask basketball but I think I had a sister who was just like hovering it’s like if Michael Jordan was your brother would you be good right and I was always just sucked all right have you ever seen Michael Jack Michael Jordan walk I screwed up that all that’s a call back to something else all right anyway uh we’re gonna stick with basketball now does your husband like Steph Curry or does he hate Steph Curry I think we I think our house doesn’t like him there’s something about him I I don’t like him okay well he’s the he the Rival of the Nuggets yeah he chews on his retainer I okay he just seems really cocky all right so I’m going to I’m going to I’m going to ask you what what happens in this clip we’ll make a little multiple choice here so Steph Curry they’re over and I I want to say Abu Dhabi I might be wrong but anyway well it is the Abu Dhabi it is Abu Dhabi is all that invisaline and he still has messed up teeth so what does he see for the first time that shocks him does he see a belly dancer does he see a falcon or does he see people dressed up as him to welcome him to the country which one do you think happens in this clip Falcon why’d you go Falcon weird Birds scare people let’s find out if she’s right roll the clip it’s a falcon yeah I can’t believe you will without I’m triying to make it the most banal boring one but look at his mouth mouth of gape usually P people are mouth the gatee watching him shoot I look the guys like would you want the Falcon on you and there’s uh I don’t know what his arms are insured for but so he has a falcon on him Steph birdie instead of Steph furry the dog who misled me on the Dallas Mavericks winning the NBA Championship so there you go Seth that’s kind of cool I don’t know can’t believe he went with falcon I’m a winner we should we should I should be betting on it’s not what your sister Sarah says anyway uh um have you ever been near a falcon or any dangerous bird like that no but a friend of mine did a commercial and they did it over and over and over and the commercial involved a falcon and I was like how much money did you get for this and it was like I and I was like that is so insanely dangerous and it was in a bad mood so they like open up they like they’re like they’re like Tweety’s pissed get in here and then it was like a angry Falcon had to do a all right so I worked on a show called Riot it was a terrible show for fo love that show you did not see it so it was produced by Steve Carell and I uh matter of fact one of my buddies might even be why oh btown dummy why does Forest Whitaker look like I’m not reading that Christian all right so anyway this show riot was horrible they had stars come and participate in improvised games so they had a bunch of improv actors and they would give them you know and then these Stars would jump in so they brought out a monkey they they thought we’re going to do some monkey stuff now it was a young monkey so turns out legally it wasn’t even supposed to be there cuz it wasn’t old enough so I was uh I was doing warmup and they’re like a lot of issues with male comedians people not being old enough so they say all right we’re going to bring the monkey out okay now the audience cannot clap or make any noise so when the monkey comes out all four people have to go like this and fake cheer whatever so the monkey comes out right away a couple people do clap and the monkey’s like on edge already right so it’s like this so they’re like whatever you do they tell oh it’s pixa 1236 we’ll get to that in a second so whatever you do don’t if the monkey offers you something do not grab it well there were two comedians there that day that were a little under the influence of whatever I probably shouldn’t say Andy Dick and Chris Katan but I will so anyway they’re doing a sketch with and Andy Dick is hammered he drank a bottle of vodka in his dressing oh I love Andy Dick so the monkey he he passed he’s anyway so he the monkey has a banana and it’s supposed to be like a sales part and they’re returning ban and they’re not supposed to grab it so Andy Dick being a grabs it from the monkey violently and the monkey and the trainer runs in and there’s a trainer under the stage that has to pull the monkey down it’s it goes wrong people a couple people scream couple girls it the monkey wants to rip Andy Dick’s face off turns out because the monkey was underage none of it could be used they were going to be sued by Peta because they found out and the monkey wasn’t properly trained to be around people so it was a nightmare of a show it lasted like two episodes it was the worst you’ve ever seen if it’s on YouTube watch I it sounds like they were doing their due diligence with who they’re hiring and how one of the one of this one of the bits at the end every week they would have this inverted stage and they’d have to improvise so they’d have like a waiter and a table and the stage would slowly do this and one of the waiters I can’t remember his name he’s an improv actor slid down broke his ankle on the set it was a nightmare Fox great show riot there you go okay 12 P pix of 1236 ladies and gentlemen and he di was drunk so anyway uh time for pic at 12:36 every day aser we do p at 1236 12 if you don’t know sports that well the All-Star break in baseball is the day before the allstar game and after there’s nothing to bet on very slow Sports week uh the Home Run Derby is tonight Jeff parl our co-host and uh on Thursdays and also the regular host of Sports by the book which can be seen here Wednesday through Sunday God damn it when is it Tuesday through Saturday Tuesday through Saturday you changed it not in a couple just for a sign right there just tell me the times of the shows anyway Jeff has Pete Alonzo he thinks Pete Alonzo will win his third Home Run Derby uh I’m gonna take Garcia I’m gonna take the Texas Ranger I it’s not AR Aldis it’s Aldis why can we never say his first name adolis adolis whatever take Garcia at home that’s my pick of the day it’s going to be fun to watch I can’t wait for the game tomorrow which we’ll talk about more tomorrow so do you have a pick on anything tonight is there what are you watching tonight what who gets the control of the remote control um the kids so kids what are you watch what Disney or Pixar movie you’re watching tonight okay we watch Little Rascals which is now on Netflix so it’s like a movie from my childhood not the original but yeah no the original no but no I mean like the black and white ones that I watched as no the original from the original movie like yeah I’m very I’m very old and by the way the original Spanky uh came to my school when I was a kid in California and spoke and it was a big and and Alfalfa who later was shot in a bar and killed but anyway oh my God it was um but anyway so so they like the little Rascals it’s cute py the little dog with the circle very cute very cute we watched that what movies played the most in your house so far what movies yeah or TV what do the kids like Moana like I I try to go for like musicals that I don’t mind the music to they’re watching gree yeah not yet that’s like inappropriate 40-year-olds talking about abortions in a weird like high school way I found problems with Little Rascals too I was just like I don’t know there’s a little too much lipstick on that four-year-old girl um why does this kid have to be naked in this scene okay I’m sorry what’s happening you think that’s wrong watch The Originals all right so anyway what are we moving on to next we’re going to uh we’re sticking with NBA stuff right uh yeah yeah you big deal yeah talk about their deal yeah go for it so they got the NBA I mean this is why Kate Cunningham got paid what over $200 million place for the Pistons the worst team in basketball he gets $200 million because this deals for how much Ryan it’s 11 years 76 billion doll who they have a network deal with ESPN NBC and Amazon and they also have a deal with peacock to make sure that watch those every single day of the week Monday through Sunday has a nationally televised NBA game so there you go your husband will be able to bet every day on NBA games yay sounds fun this is why some of these players are getting like what did Tatum is it 70 million or Tatum and Jaylen Brown are making like 70 million or 80 million and with the ES contracts yeah they will yeah so big salary for the NBA and uh do you know what the WNBA rookies make their their salary I heard the same amount that they get paid at Zara the store at the mall yeah uh it’s 30 I want to say 35 or 36,000 and Caitlyn Clark obviously is getting paid that but she has endorsement deals for Millions right but the salary for WNBA not a lot of money oh but the NBA it’s like a janitor out of school that’s rough that’s rough right well but the NBA finances it’s the WNBA sticking around and it’s growing it’s growing the aces are two time Champs in a row yeah how do they live are they all like part-time sales people like do they they’re just starting to fly charter flights this year they were flying commercial they were they were flying commercial till this year and then they go door to door trying to sell solar so I mean these women are working so hard and they’re having kids she works hard for the money she does and everyone every five minutes they’re like but the NBA but the NBA is giving them money I’m like well not enough and where’s it going uh all right so we’re gonna Swift we’re gonna talk about the WNBA because you know you’re wearing your jersey the New York what’s the team name we don’t care um the the New York ladies New York what torches well who holds the torch Liberties yeah New York Liberty nice so you own the shirt you weren’t even I used to be a tour guide in New York in the Statue of Liberty I would say in in the winter she takes the torch and puts it under her dress to keep her warm got a big laugh probably yeah and actually the torch sways 6 Ines side to side some people say uh six and a half seven but it depends on who saying it yeah I’ve actually I don’t know if you can still go up in the torch but when I was in school we took a trip to New York and we you walk up and you just kind of walk they keep the line moving and you look out and it was really scary and I had a disposable camera and I took a picture and I had the camera backwards and I blinded myself but anyway yeah it was a little dispos winding it up yeah it was bad but it was beautiful to see but I don’t I don’t know can you still get up in there I’m not sure I don’t think so you can get close but you you can I pretty sure yeah you just have to reserve all right St Louis Arch is similar yeah uh all right Keith ly Andy Dick lives up to his name uh hey Frank if the monkey behave bad okay I’m not everyone wants to talk about the monkey yeah everyone’s like if the monkey beh badly did you spank it Jesus CHR uh Joey B says punch lines equals free therapy for Esther oh thank you I pay a lot of money for therapy um no I thanks for the free therapy uh ryyan mcorp oh okay so well oh yeah WNBA they make between 72 and 79,000 the top 12 picks in the the top 12 picks make that the other girls they went up to like Museum dosent they’ve been increased I only see like all right uh where were we uh Ryan continue oh with the w WNBA tips they get tips did you imagine after a game they pass a basket around I had 14 points come on help me out yeah all right Ryan we’re talking WNBA yeah yeah talking about one of the local girls AIA Wilson um the only player in WNBA history to average 25 points and 15 rebounds on 50 uh% from the field 40% from three and 90% from the free throw line over any span of games she’s done it in her last three averaging 28.3 points per game 18.3 rebounds per game over five steals plus blocks and then her shooting percentage she is also she now holds the record for the most games in aing sing Le season in WNBA history with 25 plus points and 10 plus rebounds she’s at 11 and we are just at the halfway point history history we watching his and if they win and they’re going they’re going for their third title in a row the Aces and she’s playing with nails I mean that that I’m like put okay if all the NBA players had acrylics I’d like to see I’d like to see that game I would pay a whole lot of money to see all the NBA players just with the ball they can’t even type it’s hard look like Steph CRA Falcon but I think Asia Wilson I need her Jersey I’m sure you it might not be four bucks it might be a little more than $4 I’m just well then never mind my husband although is up for the year in gambling he is might want to check into that the app keeps history all right I was going to say you might get to see a player on the on the Sixers wear acrylic nails their their newest draft pick mcain he makes a lot of Tik toks that aren’t oh really very okay that aren’t very what masculine yeah all right well guess what works it’s 2024 what works a man with nails there you go a woman playing basketball the future is now right what about female comedians still no uh you’re you’re one of our favorites that’s why we love having you here uh go ahead so sorry this one I had to do selfishly uh so Asia Asia Wilson going into the stadium I believe on Sunday was wearing pretty cool basketball shorts or shorts in general they have Dereck rose on them Chicago bow your favorite team firmly believe had he never gotten hurt he’d be one of the best points in NBA history I love the fashion show both men and women I love the fashion show before they play the game yeah like I know yic like comes with his suit and his like what Despicable Me outfit became as grew a little cross promotion there that was all we showed that clip I just like I like that there’s a fashion show to the sports well you know it’s been the mail they’ve been showing football players basketball players arrive and I think only really this year has the WNBA which is the league that should do it more than any other league have really really it’s the NBA with the skirts yeah exact the WNBA is like we’re wearing basketball shorts and the NBA is like what about a cute princess dress well like Kelsey Plum is always wearing something uh and then the girl from I can’t think of her name yep her oh niik mule there you go I was going to say mu or mule yeah she’s always looking for and these the aces always come looking this year I’m going to get super into the W I’m going to learn it’s all like half over already so how discouraging like that’s it I’m gonna who’s the biggest star in the WNBA right now the plum no no the Wilson no the number one pick the one everyone talks about every day Caitlyn what county do you live in Caitlyn Clark who’s yeah yeah yeah yeah she plays for the she plays for the Indiana Jones I’m getting really like quizzed and I I do I’m actually getting quizzed on my psychic abilities not my sports abilities you’re like it’s the Seattle is it the IND okay is it the Indiana links the Indiana Fever or the Indiana comets fever it is the fever there you go I did again because I can do multiple choice I understand how people question ABC but why is it the fever again in Indiana like someone told us why right yeah yeah it just the fever of Bas basketball oh basketball fever right because Indiana’s who your town okay all right so Caitlyn clarks’s yeah oh okay yeah that makes so much sense so anyway uh we have some Caitlyn Clark stuff here we pretty much have Caitlyn Clark at least three times a week because she’s she’s it she is her as the kids say she’s her that’s a thing now he is him she is her that’s what like if someone’s like Steph Curry he’s him this is just hiplink am I right am I using that right well who’s the big male star uh the LeBron I knew you were gonna say that I so disappointed but Jason Tatum he is him yeah yeah yeah yeah uh did very good at the Olympic who was Tatum yeah he was the only one bringing it is Jo Jo playing is he playing for okay all he’s like I am only for one for a little bit and then I go back and play with horses like okay it’s National Horse Day Perfect all right so Caitlyn Clark what did Caitlyn do uh she took a team photographers camera she took the team photographer’s camera so can she we know that Caitlyn Clark can shoot basketballs but can she shoot pictures well we see the after after she lot of shootings this week camera basketball so let’s see the result look at her shots aren’t those look at the Quality wow there’s nothing she can’t do there’s nothing she can’t do ladies she’s moments away from getting her late night set as a comedian probably had offers already on I’m excited that people are excited everyone’s like women and basketball and I’m just like yeah yeah yeah yeah all right uh Ryan is there another kayin Clark thing or yeah yeah this one uh was a certain fan that went to the game I believe this one was also on Sunday this is cute that’s true you’ll like this so 90 years old at her first WNBA game all the ladies at the senior living are talking about number 22 that’s K and This Woman’s name Esther oh my god wow I don’t know if it is could be what are the odds multiple choice is it Esther I don’t know her name but she looks like an Esther Obama was at the Olympics game and they were like Obama’s here and I was just like help us that’s yeah we saw he was going around saying hi to all the players and stuff yeah he look good he even did like a little uh some of uh not do Staley Don Staley took like a selfie du Staley was a running back in the NFL du stale Don Staley is the coach of everyone knows South Carolina yes am I right yes okay college basketball all right what’s next Brian uh so going from one person that sells out Arenas in Kaylin Clark and AIA Wilson to another soldout Arena this time a baseball field um in the nation’s capital the Washington uh Nationals ballpark was sold out by the Savannah bananas 42,000 people to watch banana ball do you know about the Savannah bananas I don’t they’re like a baseball team it’s just a bunch of like uh former maybe college players High School whatever they’re entertaining they they do like back flips they’re just like they’re like Comics they do all of a sudden they’ll break into like a backst street Boy song do a flip and P everyone thinks they’re funny right well they’ve tried to make baseball more hip and cool to the younger generation is it like the Globe Trotters yes thank you perfect perfect uh I love I like tricks I like like like um magic show or like a show off I want to see someone like juggle balls more than they do that run around yeah they do that they do all that stuff and they’re they’re selling out major league stadiums that started as this guy’s idea and now they’re huge they’re a lot of those baseball teams don’t sell out but this these do the savan it’s just the Savannah banana yeah obviously add banana to things and people go ape [ __ ] they do monkeys Apes I see you did they with the bananas very good anyway uh who said didn’t Joey B send that to you and I also yeah he tagged us in a video this morning yeah Joey B’s a regular in our chat anybody have any questions for Esther in there or has anyone any comments you want to read Ryan they don’t know how to process me let’s see they’re like we want to hate her but we’re kind of like turned on and laughing I’m just saying the Indiana Jones is probably the funniest thing why didn’t they go the Indiana Jones that would have been good they should just do they should just pick me to be the team name cuz I’ll just like I’ll just ramble off a fun name the Las Vegas haters not the Raiders oh okay no I just like I looked for an explan the strippers what you know C there’s strippers here oh yeah that too okay uh all right is this another strip St strippers double on Tandra uh what do we have we have the in it Arena right if you want to go back to basketball store Oh I thought the in Arena we were taking a tour yeah yeah but that was we can do that oh we were supposed to do it up here my eara look at my notes is there a basketball analogy or a sports analogy for someone who’s like getting off course I guess that would be a like Esther’s going off-roading on the I love analogies I love the analog he’s like uh struggling he’s in a slump I don’t know I don’t know all right we’ll work on that just straying From the Path sure we’ll go with that all right sorry I skipped this one my bad it was going to flow nicely but anyway the new int Arena which we’ve showed a lot so this is a look at the in AR this is how many billion dollars did he spend on this he just said it okay so it’s uh getting into it I love the title so this is where the Clippers are going to playing La okay they’re moving they’re not going to share it with the Lakers anymore they’re going to their own stadium Steve Balmer spent like billions and billions of dollars there’s Wi-Fi ports at every seat look wow Wi-Fi and phone chargers Wi-Fi phone chargers I’ve seen a lot of Clippers games yeah well not like you’re going to see him here this this place there’s he built a whole court that people can rent out and play their wck games in they used to have to change all the flags for like all the Lakers and they take all the winning Lakers stuff down and then put up no exactly and they would just over and over someone’s job and they get paid more than the WNBA players to just take down Flags every day probably but anyway that St is going to be out and they have that wall for just like the hardcore fans they’re going to measure like decb or who’s cheering the loudest and reward them he’s really integrating some I want to be the I want to be a hype person at a sports game you could and it’s a wall right it goes like straight up where like the seats are you but you were afraid at T-Mobile this is even steeper than the sphere on here I was it was part me being afraid and part me telling my husband that I want like better seats I was like oh I’m so afraid of these cheaper tickets he’ll he’ll hit a big bet you’ll be Courtside don’t worry uh all right so Ryan what was next uh so we were talking about the Savannah bananas um and then going sticking with baseball um from the Nationals Park in their division is the Miami Marlins yes Miami Marlins have a giveaway oh boy coming up you love the SpongeBob it is a SpongeBob night um giving out this kind of this jersey celebrating the 25th anniversary of SpongeBob okay so firmly grasp it is the title of this I have a feeling that’s probably a SpongeBob reference that I don’t get yeah yeah uh that yeah that was courtesy of Jerry uh very good Jerry Jerry yeah from an episode where they break grid breaks his whole body okay and they use the jellyfish net and firmly grasp it okay now es I’ve never watched SpongeBob and these guys have they’re younger I never watched it I watched a little but apparently has come out and it has ruined the youth and the brain and ADHD because they like do too much jump Cuts okay I don’t recommend it unless you want to have ADHD which I do and we probably all have as I I’m with you that’s a cool Jersey though you would you you’re going to try to get one of those aren’t you no oh you love SpongeBob that’s pretty cool anyway uh the guy who did the voice for SpongeBob Tom Kenny used to live a couple blocks away from me wow used to see him on outings yeah I don’t know it’s a great story isn’t it all right was that the last one or do we have one more sorry uh we have a couple more yeah okay good I’m sorry um so from the NL East and those two teams to the AL East oh boy the New York Yankees championship ring was put up for Reggie Jackson’s 2009 their last World Series championship ring was put up for sale um and sold for $164,000 uh but yeah like I said that’s their last championship yeah and he was an executive Consulting whatever so he gets that but was it his then or I mean is did he put that up for sale uh or did he give it to somebody who then went thanks Reggie I’m going to go make uh 150 Grand I’m not sure if he put it up or not but I would not say it’s a good investment because if they do win anyone anytime soon that that won’t be the last year correct I don’t know look at the blunders we did at the top of the show and that’s crazy with them against the Orioles they are freef falling I think the white socks have more wins than them since like mid June or something last month and a half or early June Yankees are struggling which by the way I love to see not a big Yankee fan are well you were well Florida not New York I’m from Tampa so they had the Yankees Derek Jeter would like you know hang out around Tampa and everyone got all excited did you know apparently Derek Jeter uh he he he had quite a a run of dating very famous beautiful women and maybe non quite a run quite a run see what I did there he was a hit but anyway uh he would give he had all these b a gift basket he would give them that’s not the only gift he gave him what herpes he would give them like a gift basket with a signed ball like I would love that you know I used to hang out with guys and I never got a gift basket so anything I would love like if you’re going to if you’re going to make some bad mistakes after the club you might well leave with like a signed t-shirt like Mama guess what something you could sell on eBay for 164,00 I don’t know if any of those baskets are up but that is a true story you know when Denny Nagel is here August 5th through August 9th co-hosting we’ll ask Denny cuz he uh he played with J Jeter I didn’t know about the herpes so I I want I did he have that was that’s like a confirmed thing also I mean who cares we love it um but I just think that that came with the gift basket something you’ll never forget uh yes Ryan next uh so from going from baseball to now football there was a celebrity golf event over the weekend yeah oh yeah yeah um in Northern California are you a Travis Kel you know who Travis Kelce is I love Travis kelse why because he’s just such a good player yeah that’s why and he dates the most famous he likes the game okay no I just think he’s great all right well watch what he did here this is Travis Kissle as we call him hit a golf ball hit a guy in the arm so watch what he does they’re going crazy he’s like sorry bro kiss and then he kissed his arm how about that is that sweet does that make him even sweeter now well it’s funny cuz all day long my kids like bust their head and hurt themselves and I’m like can I kiss it and right now they are at the age where they want Mommy to kiss their boo boos they oh anything they’ll be like I have a boo boo can I anyone we talk to they’re like can I show you my Boo Boo and there’s nothing and we’re like a it’s very sweet so I think guys like showing their boo boos and getting kisses so no but he’s he’s he’s great I like that he’s able to have a a fierce you know partner and be supportive T says all right uh Ryan all right you’re good we’re good uh well we we did have two other things from the same they Taylor Swift related or they are not they are not all right what else so the first one Josh Allen was walking by the crowd and somebody asked him to accept a trade for him fantasy league uh the trade happened to be Josh Allen and Mitchell trabis for Patrick Mahomes so the guy got Josh Allen by having Josh Allen selecting the accept button so I’m sure your husband know it does fantasy football but I think momes is going to be yeah I don’t know first of all Mitch trabis thrown in there what are you going to do with that but um that’s pretty funny that he he said can you confirm the trade and Josh Allen came over and traded it’s pretty cool gosh it’s the fantasy world is is so interesting what would be the best female fantasy league what what would be good uh doing something productive with your time oh that’s why I retired I retired a few years ago but they’re bringing me back in to the fantasy world well we’re going to do a league here we got got to do one and I know everybody so it’ll be fun yeah no a woman’s fantasy we we want um who Odell Beckham um Travis Kelsey um the Sam something he’s openly gay like I want to take all the anyone who’s openly gay dating a Kardashian dated has video footage of him going down on a woman like anything anything that’s Google that later I’m not sure if we have that that’s Odell Beckham I didn’t know about this are you kidding that didn’t make post with punch important Sports facts I didn’t know are you aware of this am I insane or was that famous I don’t know oh oh see I’m gonna go for like all the football players who’ve made a splash in different okay okay all right uh what else there there one more uh so Aaron Rogers uh there was a fan holding a picture of them from from when they were and this is when he was with the Green Bay there you go he has to say suck after you say Green Bay Packers so they reenacted the shot all me and Tommy lorta that I did shakes his hand and weirdly has his hand in his pocket the whole time uh yeah it’s cute picture I mean that’s re recreated the moment it’s very cute is that JLo’s X Aaron Rogers no he had dated like shayen shayen Woodley he dated Dan Patrick I wait who’s the who’s the JLo a rod yeah yeah A-Rod yeah Aon that was Aaron Alex Rodriguez oh Alex Rodriguez that’s Aaron Rogers it’s a different nicknames need to get better uh women’s fantasy league having their man do housework says Keith La there you go there you go uh I’m not reading that okay very good they’re called the Anna fever oh not reading that one okay all right ladies and gentlemen uh Esther Esther I want you to talk about July 25th this you’re very excited about this locally here the bagel year show you looked at me like what’s July I was like what um July 25th so I really wanted to make some kind of footprint in the Las Vegas comedy scene there’s there’s there’s all kinds of places you can go to Comedy but most of all you’re walking through a casino or something like that but this is really targeted to locals cool um I want local people I want it to be really fun there’s going to be excellent food when was the last time you saw a comedy show with excellent food so you’re gonna I honestly I would go to Bagel so Bagel Mania is this delicious Place yummy yummy food and they’re going to open their doors at night just for us to throw a big comedy show and they’re going to have like a special menu for the show but I’m always like if I’m going to go to a comedy I mean I go to comedy clubs and they’re like what do you want and it’s always like uh nothing fingers or Wings yeah they do like queso that’s from a machine it’s bad and so this time it’s like come watch Comedy and we’re going to try to get locals and friends coming in out of town but me and my husband are running it together tremendous and where can we find out should we go to social media for this Bagel Mania comedy B eser Steinberg uh is my insta I’m going to be posting about it and then and other than that like I just want it to be a good hang and a community I feel like a lot of times we walk into comedy videos and it’s like we don’t like who are this like weird Hodge poder people it’s kind of fun but this is going to be like hey what’s up like we know each other like I don’t know I’m inviting everyone I know and what day of the week is it including like the person who does like my laser facials my bikini waxers the girl who did my colonic obj yeah I’m getting like all the weirdest people in my life who have seen some parts of my body and I’m like come see me do comedy and they’re like so basically Me and Everyone your people you’re your everyone who I’ve paid to do interesting things fashion and beauticians and or what’s uh what’s what I acian there you go 7 o’cl you come in you order some food eat and then we start the show promptly at 8 and I’m going to host it CU I don’t trust anyone okay hosting is so important and it’s not my favorite thing to do but it’s NE when you’re good at it they keep you in that position for a long time right because they if you’re a good opener that’s that’s what yeah so you need a good opener though so that’ll be great yes I will be opening the show and it’ll be lots of funny comedians Michael Yo is going to headline okay and uh Noah gardenswartz is going to be doing a set we’ve got I don’t know we got good people and it’s gonna feel yummy all right follow Esther on social media ladies and gentlemen you have a special coming out later this year correct yeah it’ll be tiny bit closer to the election it was shot in La it’s called shmear King campaign okay there you go you play a little guitar I remember see play a little guitar and I roast my dad who’s run for office five times and he’s lost I remember you telling this last time all right well we’ll look forward to that Esther thank you so much for coming in on a Monday you kicked off the week right here on punch than uh where is Bagel Mania J.R says from the ball right by the convention center in Las Vegas boom there you go Jr is a a big fan of the show watches it all the time and uh Keith Lo says this this show this episode has an LA vibe there you go being host you get stuck there for a long time that’s what I just said Keith yeah Keith actually he’s just repeating he opened for me and Jimmy Kimmel that’s why he was good because he’s a good host oh did I just see the Wimbleton clip we were going to see if Esther thinks all right all right Esther do you think this clip is funny let’s see here we go okay so tell us what you’re seeing at please do play byplay I I I’m I I it looks like someone lost an earring like I don’t knowon it’s a lot of retired players in a in a in a exhibition right and then the queen is there she’s dead no she and then so this looks ridiculous it looks like a a fire drill or something that’s crazy I like I I mean it’s chaos yeah is it funny um I guess it would be funnier if I was like best friends with one of them but right now it’s just like they are all an identical outfit so it’s just kind of like well you have to wear white it looks a little minion like a minion sketch like banana yeah not invited no see we had an argument if that was funny or not I didn’t think it was funny they thought it was funny okay on hold on let me stick with it my God we’ll do an insert of that later for everyone watching later on ladies and gentlemen Esther Steinberg great job thank you so much for coming in tell Noah we said hey we’ll get Noah back in here too we’ll be back tomorrow with Matt neverett the new play byplay man for you and LV football on the radio this year and he’s always great on our show Ryan and I will be there tomorrow at noon hi noon in the desert I’m Frank Naro punch Lines line stands for live in Nevada every show Happy Birthday t [Applause] [Music]
