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Michael Jordan, WNBA All Star Teams, Scottie Scheffler Has More Wins Than Who? | Ep. 188



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[Applause] [Music] what hello and welcome to the Jungle we got fun in games we got everything you want honey we know the names well Guns and Roses right rock and roll Wednesday we are the people that you find I just heard old people and high pitch voice this coming from a man in a Mac shirt ladies and gentlemen all right the name of the show is punch signs I’m your host of the party Frank nicaro welcome to the John no no I’m I’m I’m stopping the show because every time no every time we introduce a guest host or Ryan everyone [Applause] [Music] go I ask for it once I ask once once in 188 shows Frank I never get those all right I’m a life what is it longtime comedian lifelong sports fan and Today’s Show will be funny and I got to tell you Ryan sent me this last night I watched this seven times uh hopefully our show will be as funny as this clip of the Colorado Rockies walk-off win in a video game that resembles not so much a celebration but an exorcist this was this wasn’t a video game this it was no it was not what was it this was the stat cast from Monday night when we picked the Brewers the stat cast do like their own player animations yeah all right let’s do it live yeah it’s not okay so so JK had walk off hit now you think okay all of a sudden his body he’s the girl in the ring I don’t know he’s being sucked to Heaven by the baseball gods and then he’s vanishes you want to see it again yes I do this will be my 10th time I watched it seven or eight times so yeah we won the game rock you say way to go Jake nice H man Jake Jake what’s up with you man I’m leaving the Earth poof that was no rehearsal that’s all I that’s why I got the that was a good timing good timing is the key to Comedy Keith right he’s on his phone over there okay uh sitting behind the glass he’s like the guy who brings all the good stuff to the Fourth of July cookout and then Cooks it our producer Ryan McCormack Ryan what’s on the picnic table today tell me it includes wieners I swear to God I thought maybe today you guys would skip them because never mind Ryan what’s on the menu I don’t know about wieners but definitely winners there you go so we’re going to have picks at 1236 we’ll have hump day homers yeah home what kind of homers we’ve got a special edition one for you today since all the baseball games are in the afternoon or later tonight so we’re each giving you two homewor this two this is a two hump camel oh my God we’re going to have to change the graphic before we do it all right and then uh of course a HUD day Wednesday a staple with our guest today and then uh some great punch post of punch lines all right see I got Ann and a soda so what we do we pick up drinks uh me and an and and uh what’s her name Alex we like uh we like to have sodas or pops and I picked up today you give Ann a little extra of her uh her drink there you get this and a snack and a snack I of course know her name ladies and gentlemen uh on the show for her final appearance this week because we’re off Friday I don’t know if did we mention this yet you just did I just did we’re taking Friday off ladies and gentlemen so uh to our loyal fans in there uh lucky Joey B Keith Lyle who’s in the chat room and again it’s always weird he’s right there uh we’re not doing Friday’s show we’re we’re taking a day off because Thursday night as an pointed out Ryan and I was put the show together Thursday night why don’t we we should be out enjoying fireworks and trying to figure out to not let my Doug have a heart attack during them so anyway this is her final this week she’s going out of town she won’t be here next week uh Vonnie Vonnie will be filling in next Wednesday and then next Friday I don’t know we don’t know good replacement I must say w we got GV uh let’s see here she is a two-time national champ for some reason a Baltimore Ravens fan and third generation sports betting Alex white Is Here Yeah Alex it’s the John Harbaugh effect you know the John Harbaugh effect do you like Harbaugh he is one of my favorite coaches and Lamar Jackson great athlete yeah doesn’t get enough respect so I need him to he doesn’t now will you root for the Chargers now yeah I like Jim too I was wonder if it was a harbot thing I know yeah I think they’re both I would like it that Super Bowl when they coached against each other I thought that was one of the coolest things it was cool I was pretty hard to believe the two brothers made two teams in the Super Bowl and then there’s that conspir iracy Theory because it was that power outage and then Baltimore rallied and they won the game because they were behind at the time I don’t know I’m just saying just saying I don’t know what that had anything say well they said the Niners were winning and that some Ravens people made the power outage happen right so they could regroup but what does that have to you’re just you’re just mentioning yeah story I hate okay okay I just I yeah I wasn’t sure where that was going uh M white what is on uh for today’s picks at 12 well as Ryan already mentioned each of us have our home run prop I’m excited to give those out and then a couple baseball picks nice yes and we all have our I mean we’re all kind of talking and right we all have some good baseball picks today got some good I need to get back on the winning track I was on that 13 and4 13 and five run I think I’m now like I think I’m now like 13 and 10 I am I I lost again who do I have last night I took uh oh I took the Pirates Mitch Keller who at home I thought for sure and um they didn’t win so I need to get back on the winning track and I have taking a taken a team I’ve never taken so this will be exciting all right Alex thank you for being here as always of course we like to do the comedy clip of the day something to give you a little chuckle I don’t know if it’s going to be funnier than the exorcism clip because that was super funny uh now we showed a clip from these guys before Ryan pointed out yeah where they made fun of what sports fans I believe Arizona sports fans I’m pretty sure it was Arizona fans now this time they’re targeting Anaheim now I just want to say Anaheim you’re a lovely town I’ve been to Anaheim many times you got Disneyland there uh don’t be mad at us that’s our disclaimer but this is making fun of Anaheim fans and it’s pretty darn funny sports man we watch Hall of Fame players come to waste away in a sports man all of the teams are created by Disney [Music] in really close to the train station in [Music] a at least we’re not we not Sacramento thank God see Vonnie was I knew you were going to say that thank God Greg vau wasn’t here he’s a northern cow he’s a Sacramento guy he would be hella mad that’s what they say up there they say Hella has anyone ever been to Northern California in this room K I knew k they say h that’s their big thing actually going to Northern California later this month what you are yeah yeah going to the Palo Al area what’s up that’s where Stanford is yeah is Aubrey enrolling yeah yeah you got to get kids in early full scholarship full SCH what sport is she playing uh academics actually oh she’s smart I I do have to you you you know always wear like sports stuff shirt’s a little different for you today there a reason be I was up until 3 o’ this morning okay all right so there you go so I didn’t want to put the effort into something else well it’s a very it’s a very handsome shirt I like it it’s like a little I like your shirt too yeah guys my what about me okay all right all right that even brought mine up you’re correct I was going to we had a whole special tribute we have a okay we do you want to roll it now we have a wardrobe Montage of you what you worn all no I’m she literally went that was an [ __ ] almost uh no but it is odd so the oat milkers they were when were the oat milkers last Saturday um something like that yeah I think it was last Saturday might have been a week and a half ago okay yeah times fun yeah I know I just I forgot to wear this more recently so I decided to and then the back says baseball player yes it does do you want me to try yeah sure why not there we go number five baseball player any significance to the number five no so I just got a leftover what the players didn’t grab and there weren’t very many small soes what I got number five very cool all right so where were we oh I know oh Anaheim Anaheim fans they’re stupid Anaheim of course is known for what when you think Anaheim what do you think Disney Disney and their mascot is Mickey Mouse now what animal according to cartoons is best at chasing mice H I don’t know Alex do you know what animal oh cats cats it’s time there he is let’s bring Chalk in what that’s crazy that’s oh an did her usual meow and then Shawn in the corner did a very deep baritone meow he did his usual meow I I don’t know if I’ve ever heard that one register is it it levels out go Sean we have to point out before I forget Sean is here he’s with us on Wednesdays Thursdays and Fridays Shawn won the cycle he won the Cy he won the $55 it was supposed to be $50 but he got the extra five that Andy martello threw in one day that’s right he came in big big big big Willian big will threw it extra $ five dollar and it was what I was trying to say so $55 Sean what will you do with that money and you w on your birthday by the way happy belated to Sean so cool uh but a snowboard I don’t know if that cover save up for a snowboard what was that I said I don’t know if that covers it it covers the wax got to get that sex wax that’s the brand see Kane’s like nicaro knows man he’s down holler okay so uh it’s time for that’s crazy ladies and gentlemen and Alex you always go first um we usually only do that’s crazy with you we have done it once in a while we’ve done it once with maybe Matt I don’t know do we do it with parls I don’t know parl is more of a Li’s guy all right so anyway Alex that’s crazy what do you got well we’re going to the WNBA because Indiana Fever were here again last night in Las Vegas but they did not play at their normal mope Ultra arena nope in the Mandalay Bay instead they played at the T-Mobile look oh my God holy wow and briyan this is the fifth the fifth largest crowd in WNBA history since 1999 it is the largest sporting event crowd in T-Mobile Arena history history wow and can we see that one more time and please I just wanted to see that graphic that’s amazing and just that shot of the Arena where I’ve been for games uh you guys all remember what it looked like there I just I don’t know video sorry just look at [Applause] that 20 over 20,000 fans and because why m mostly Caitlyn Clark yes she has elevated the game uh unfortunately well I guess fortunately yeah the team the local team won I guess yeah Kelsey Plum outscored the Fever by herself in the fourth quarter un and as we know Kelsey Plum’s like my favorite player I love Kelsey Plum uh and speaking of the game last night and we can go ahead and talk about it right we can reveal that later in the show Drew dog our own Drew dog with 5gs ladies and gentlemen could he possibly earn a six G Kaden’s saying s because kayen did say he goes oh he’s getting the fifth one for this week’s Montage we we might have to start limiting it because then we’re going to have to go g be like popey all right uh that’s not dating myself 100y old cartoon Jesus all right so uh that’s amazing I mean that’s great I you know my friend okay Frank mg’s probably watching he’s obsessed with Caitlyn Clark in the WNBA he’s like are you not he what do you mean you’re not going he go first of all he said you’re not pulling up because that’s like a big thing yeah see Ryan’s like again all guys also also works for basketball you know you can pull well pull up yeah but anyway he’s like are you going I’m like no I want no nowhere near that and then I ended up getting caught in the traffic a little bit afterwards so just a little bit you want to read yeah let’s read what Keith got last okay I should say hi to everybody oh God Frank says jump and they wait what Keith the first time two brothers coached against each other I know I’m getting there oh God I just I’m trying to set you up okay that’s the arena where Ryan got middled really hard I got midd really hard I’m glad I’m in the middle of the frame Ryan I also want to point out that out of nowhere the the other day uh Courtney brought that up we’re in the car and she goes yeah I got midd real hard out of nowhere you’ve become part of the Zeitgeist to pop culture and you know what the hell one more time can we just see it one more time is it possible just so I got middled really hard see I don’t know what’s icier the ice or his eyes I don’t know he’s like all glassy eyed how much did you really lose that day uh not much more than the tickets all right put it on my tab all right ladies and gentlemen I would happily do that cats that’s crazy Jr’s watching Jr always welcome to have you all right Ryan what is your that’s crazy or am I up who’s up uh I can do yeah go for it I’m going take a siage off camera do the the baseball diamond last night uh pitcher for the Nationals DJ HS who was acquired by the Nationals from the Chicago Cubs in a trade for Jer candelario last year um is the second pitcher in Major League Baseball history since 1901 to have 10 plus strikeouts and no walks in their first first six career outings the only other pitcher to do it was in 2010 Steven strawber meaning that both of these pitchers that have done it in Major League Baseball history have been for the Washington Nationals I don’t believe that that’s an incredible stat uh let me ask you this Steven strawber he unfortunately had to retire after signing a what was it $200 million deal1 whatever it was ridiculous amount for a pitcher who’s often hurt but was it worth it because they won a World Series so I mean it’s worth it yes yeah they’re going to have to pay him out a franchise like that yesal it be worth it but the trades that they’ve made acquiring these prospects they are built for the future they are loading up 100% buil And you and I were talking last night I had never heard of this guy so when you sent me that stat I was like yeah the Cubs could use him oh he was a cub he was a cub he was drafted by the Cubs and traded last year to the nets for uh jamer Kario oh you know there’s one thing you you have to be patient with in baseball and that’s left-handed pitching a lot of left-handers don’t figure it out until they’re older I mean Jamie Moyer who we talked about on the show with Greg vau I think Jamie Moyer won more games in his 40s than he did in his 30s pitch till he was like 50 and there was a weird stat about Jamie Mo he participated in like like 8% of all baseball games ever played or something ridiculous I don’t know because he was around forever anyway uh that’s a good one right there uh and the title was really good too what was the title National Treasures National Treasures that was mine yeah that was Frank Ryan and I we we we like to we do the little titles thank you for pointing that out yeah we like the det oh we forgot to switch to red all right anyway I just looked I was going to say look it’s red like the Nats all right so Maya that’s crazy right yes okay so Jaylen Brown who we know is like a renaissance man right he’s a genius he went to Cal Berkeley he speaks like eight languages he’s worked at Nasa right he’s uh curing every disease known to man he’s unbelievable just won a ring now he lost a ring during the parade it was not his championship ring because obviously they’re not getting those till next year and a couple found it and they just wanted to get the ring back to him did you see this yet you already said okay that’s all it’s awesome so roll it crank the volume so here they are he gets out of um that’s an Uber is that an Uber XL no I think that’s it’s probably a style probably a his driver his driver so look they bring him a ball they just wanted to meet him so it’s this dude and his girl they get a hug he brings him a signed ball also gives them jerseys gives him a jersey and to opening night for the ring ring ceremony and I read Courtside I believe that is courtside seats and there’s the ring that’s pretty cool and they just like they say that oh I just wanted to meet you and to think that he hooked all that up this guy’s amazing man this guy’s living like 10 lives in one life let’s take a let’s take a look at that so there you go there’s the picture Jaylen Brown that is crazy and uh they’ll be their Courtside because that’s unbelievable so did he post something that he lost the ring I think so yeah they saw it the sad ending to the story is the couple actually stole it and they found out and they don’t they no they didn’t they found it yeah he said during the parade he lost his ring and somehow they found it like in a little I don’t I forget where they found it but they found it and look what they got see being good look what you get yep could have sold it probably could have sold it hot for a couple Grand I know a guy you know what that’s crazy there you go that was that’s crazy ladies and gentlemen our favorite segment of the week today let’s talk about the DAT today’s July 3rd oh my God tomorrow’s 4th of July Brian what are your fourth of July plans getting some sleep uh up for fireworks have to see what’s going on with TI and Aubrey but yeah with the ladies all right well anyway we will be working tomorrow I had a couple people text me I don’t know why I’m looking around like who wants to know if we’re working we are working tomorrow we will be here myself and Ryan and Ann will be here kayen are you here Sean you’re here all right so everyone will be here tomorrow Jeff par will be here I was going to get to Jeff I was just making sure you didn’t forget about JP we never forget about JP parles will be here we got some stuff we’ve been holding for him we’re even going to do a little little soccer thing yeah yeah that’s G to be fun actually yeah and tomorrow ladies and gentlemen you’ve heard about it we’ve we’ve we’ve teased it the first ever South Point on Air versus production crew Hot Dog Eating relay contest Chris Andrew is out of town but we need odds oh we do need odds yeah well who who could make well ke on the hot dog eating content the hot dog like to make yes oh god there you go they’re our punchies Alex you’re part of the red parl panda so uh guys right now if you want to give us that would be your little uh thing of the day so do we want to write in there yeah maybe an or shanen who oh yeah maybe do a poll we could do a poll too yeah we could do a poll who’s going to win will it be the on I’m GNA tell you the on air crew Jeff parl doing play byplay the on air crew was started by who went first Alex Alex went first then Keith then Keith then me then Chris Andrew Chris Andrews yes and then for over here Drew dog Drew dog Drew dog started myself yourself Kaden then Shawn Kaden and then Shawn is the anchor all right so who do you think won that hot dog contest you’ll get the results tomorrow not GNA tell you today great great idea and oh my God Joey B our resident odd maker no oh let me explain and you’re plus a thousand and’s not even in it hold on Joey B let me explain how it worked it’s we each eat one hot it’s not like we took one bite and pass the hot dog down everyone had to finish one hot dog so it’s four on four everyone has to finish a hot dog show an empty mouth to Jeff parl and then that would be the winner so now Alex is plus 400 on the solo I’m I’m minus 100 why would I be the favorite little old M oh I know why it’s my old hair style you mentioned wieners earlier in the show that’s why thank you Keith what’s up said you mentioned wieners earlier in the show that’s why I did you did hold three four okay so anyway so H Joey B get back to your lab let us know who you think is going to win between the on air staff or the behind the glass oh wait a second J.R how can someone not name Drew dog not win a hot dog eating contest he has to at least be the fave Jimmy varo even all right they’re having fun in the chat room let’s move on while they do that today’s July 3rd 2024 and we love to look at the national days you know a lot of other radio shows TV shows they talk about the national days and make fun of them we make fun of them but no one on earth does what we do we put them into an AI computer and combine them all so today’s uh three are American redneck day you may be a redneck if you got a TV on top of another TV you don’t dip that was a Jeff Fox were the original so it’s uh American redneck day national beerun day and national baked clam day if you like baked clams or any seafood or clams come here to the uh the bar right here we have a seafood chucker bar Clam Bar oy Big Sir is it called o Oyster Bar come down all right so AI we have some music now we have a sound effect for the Ken put it in kayen throw those days in the machine please The Machine’s booting up we had to reboot it here we go there it is oh it’s like Mike TV and Wily Wonka the particle flying all right what do we got here let’s see here so there’s a man with beer running and he’s a redneck and uh does he have any clams are those in his pocket okay then in the upper right there’s some baked clams that looked uh baked that look what baked baked oh they’re all stoned or they look like Stitch when we had stitch on the program last week was whacked out of his mind and then what’s in the Rednecks mouth there clams clams he has clams and he’s got beer there you go yeah those are we that’s that’s you know there you go and by the way why does the guy running with the beer kind of remind me of like I don’t know Sawyer from Lost maybe I don’t know that’s Sean before he had to cut his beard Sean before he had again and he he just bought he just bought $55 worth of beer he’s running into the car I want to point out that uh when we talked about National Beer Run day young sweet 21-year-old Kaden goes so is that like when you go to and you steal beer and you run out with the beer you’re running like No Beer Run is like if you’re at a party you’re like I’m going on a beer run and you go and buy beer actually a beer run is when you run down the burm at the Ballpark and you pick up a beer run back up get another beer run back down pick up a third beer in 30 seconds I won that I was in that contest one and I won that was outstanding ran very good Sean see that I looked over because I did that against Sean and Sean’s like this I had him the whole way here’s thing you have to run up a final Hill and I don’t even feel Shawn behind me I’m like I got this boom and then Shawn who can take long long strides he beat me because I I’m this I’m p p p p we didn’t get video of that or maybe we showed it before we have yeah was there video of that I’m I don’t think we% sure that we had video of that I don’t remember but anyway let’s just burn it if there is because I I lost I like to lose so uh there you go great job you to keep the beer I got three beers right now someone who I shouldn’t name I’ll tell you said can I have one and I gave it to them they’re of age but it’s someone who I they were working that day and I don’t think they were supposed to have it yeah it was not me it was who watching Gary it was not Alex was not and someone no one knows here Jr probably knows her but I’m not GNA say anything her her oh sh that that limits moving on that limits the options beer run by the way there’s a good movie on Apple Apple TV called be what’s b n beerun beerun I don’t know this tune he’s singing who is this is this post Malone oh b e Ru n I’ve never heard that oh yeah it does it b e r n Beer Run I’d be way too drunk to say it like that I like go get beer someone here’s a tunkin that’s a 20 I yeah figured that one out where oh 20 that was sck all right so anyway uh Beer Run oh there’s a movie that Zack e Ron’s in about the world’s greatest beer run it’s called where his buddies are in Vietnam it’s based on a true story his friends are over in Vietnam serving and they needed beer so he flew to Vietnam and found out how to get beer and found him in the and brought him beer pretty good movie it’s based on a true story newer or older it’s about two years old okay uh it came out a couple years in right mind oh I don’t know what his jaw looked like what is going on I tried to watch Iron Claw in the opening scene I see him and he’s just hard to look at he used to be like this pretty guy well apparently he fell and yeah broke so we’ll just leave it there he looks like a superhero now it’s weird like like not a good one uh today is episode 188 ladies and gentlemen road to 200 road to 200’s happening and and who do we have lined up what are the SP oh you don’t want to tell me yet you don’t want to ruin it right that’s gonna be surprises uh we took a look back in 100 shows ago we always do this and we have animation for this it’s always fun it’s a cute little song our good friend in Vegas Legend sports caster Ron futr arrived right on time at 12:15 and immediately got into a debate with Ryan over the Oakland A’s moving to Vegas watch this minutes anyway Ryan hello welcome I’m glad to be here thank you we’re excited when I saw that you sorry for being late you were not late you were on at 12:15 you’re walking at 12:15 okay the convention Authority had a meeting there today at the convention center talking about the Super Bowl form one upcoming the A’s moving to Vegas those were all the topics that they’re talking about he doesn’t want the a he doesn’t want Ryan doesn’t want what do you want what do you want instead team he wants his own team you think that’s going to be good yes I think much better than joh what’s the history of baseball expansion teams and how many years okay not even that they need to be successful in their first few just they’re not going to be any more successful than the A’s would be if they move okay let’s let’s go yeah they would go go there with the same how many how what how much okay can we have a debate here going we have a debate here I love seeing Ryan get worked up how many how many years does it take for us to get an expansion team how much money does it take and who is the person who is going to give us all that money Counterpoint Ryan John fiser is going to give us the money John fer oh he is he’s putting a billion dollars more than a billion dollars into the Las Vegas Strip but he into the strip not into the product on the field that will actually get that well he’ll have the money to put the franchise and become fans and all that kind of stuff the franchise has been surprisingly effective e okay you get just getting me in this okay no no the franchise has been surprisingly effective on a on a short budget they made a movie being said it still has been a very good franchise over the last when you say MoneyWise now the last couple of years sucked they’ve moved out of their towns for what five times now out of their what moved out of their the the fr the Athletics franchise has moved out of were Philadelphia at one phelia Kanas City Kansas City Oakland and then here to Vegas so they they’re coming here by the way they’re coming here so you unfortunately not going to have a home fan base here that will not happen the Raiders don’t have a real H right you know okay because they moved here that have a real fan base is just the knights but the AC the aces have a fan base because they’ve won back to back and what if the a went back to back is it really a fan base it’s still the WNBA yeah have the A’s win and they yeah it’s still the W good thing Alex is here today I’ll tell you I could join with you on that and get in some real trouble and get in some real trouble here end the debate a good debate luckily those two uh just settled it on the golf course after I was going to say that’s right unbelievable uh and I love run but Ryan definitely uh beat him out that day oh really oh get Futrell on the phone get me fut TR and now I read something last night I was gonna tag onto this that okay so the Tropicana where it’s at can’t be higher than uh a certain height so big big hotels can’t put I know the stadium is supposed to go there’s like all sorts of problems now with the property did anyone see this last night I did not it might have been Vegas hello hello hello Vegas poly see your favorite I why does everyone hate Vegas polyc he does good content he says Nevada this is why Ryan hates him because he says Nevada not Nevada she also hates the voice every time I go hello hello hello he literally gets like he’s that’s yeah he’s always but he said it was something maybe it was him or whatever that I don’t know but whatever they’re coming no all right so that was 100 episode8 yeah yeah so this is the 188th episode so for our who day today Ryan and I have picked a player who wore number eight oh okay so start thinking and it is baseball I think you’ll be able to um oh he played for all those teams okay is this the order Ryan usually puts them in order yes why do I feel like that silhouette of the arms above is always same one okay so oh he played with the Dodgers too I didn’t see that Padres Phillies Dodgers Red Sox angels all right I’m going to need a minute on this hold on and we can start giving you some some Clues when you need them so drafted by the Dodgers out of high school in 1999 okay 199 wait stop there let me see if I can take it from there you mean Padres no drafted by the Dodgers oh okay then somehow he became a padre and then a Philly made his debut with the Padres yes oh my God Boston it’s not Kiki hernand no he has played for he hasn’t been around that long uh Kiki Kik did you just we’ve talked about this American sweetheart okay two World Series two World Series with two different teams God all right let me just ask this pitcher or position player position player yes Ken CTI no Phillies let me go around the horn Holland no catcher catcher no so he played Adrian no over 50 games with the Dodgers he played under 40 games with both the Padre’s and the angels r no so he’s known he’s known in his career for playing with the Phil in the Red Sox right yes oh my God and that’s who he won the World Series with yeah Shane Victorino oh is it the Flying Hawaiian oh my god there you go very good there you go okay well that that I needed help on that but the clue you gave me that he won the World Series I went Phillies and then I’m like I think Shane Victorino all right very good Shane Victorino that was great that’s great I love that game guys dra drafted by the Dodgers in ’99 yeah that’s shocking then was taken by the Padres in the 200 2 rule five draft made his debut with the Padre’s playing in 36 games in the 20 in the 2003 season and then drafted by the Phillies in 2004 of the rule five draft and then spent eight years in Philly winning a World Series before being traded to the Dodgers in a 3 to1 341 deal he was the only player that the Dodgers got oh my God in that deal um then signed as a free agent with the Red Sox in the winner of 2012 played in 199 total games with the Red Sox had a grand slam to help the win the Red Sox win the ALCS against the Tigers in the year that they UL won the World Series uh traded to the angels in 2015 with cash for Josh rutage I don’t know that name exactly okay who has a negative. n war and then signed and released twice by the Cubbies in the first half of 2016 and never appeared in a game well it’s funny because I don’t remember him with Anaheim at all like that was probably just for a short short I mean yeah he played less than 40 games with them he is or I don’t know if he still is but he was a Vegas local right he lived a couple doors down from my nana so I got to get a couple Halloweens I got to see yeah he gave out these Pez dispensers that were his head oh come on that’s the coolest thing ever not his head but the teams that he was playing for so I had a Phillies one and a Dodgers one and he gave out his autographs too oh that’s really cool so yeah and he’s been at the Ballpark I’ve got to introduce him and I have a signed Ball by him too and he used to go to a lot of Gorman games okay very nice I would bet a million dollars that Vonnie knows him yeah good chance we’re going to get him in here we’re going to get chane Victorino in here the Hawaiian flying what flying and threw me off with spilling or dropping Flying Hawaiian what what did I say I said Haan fian yeah yeah I knew the nickname right away that he was and what a what an October player those he was so clutch in those postseasons you know Reno Paul was sent me something the other day he’s like uh do you remember Ricky Henderson playing for the Dodgers and I’m like I kind of do uh there’s a there’s someone on on social media that has like here’s some players you forgot were on these teams and you swipe and there’s like five and it’s always really cool because you forget uh guys Ricky Henderson one of The Inspirations for our segment of H day Wednesday there you go all right excellent job I love that very much um all right so I think we should I think we should sound the do you ever Sound the Horn I I did last week actually so Corney you want El Sound the Horn Sound the Horn there we go all right that was show all right sound Hornet post with punch signs ladies and gentlemen coming down the back the post this is where we comb the internet boom we find some funny stuff and interesting stuff and uh Ryan we’re kicking oh I should set this up ladies and gentlemen we’re setting this up with a feature within a feature and is your head exploding right now it’s within posts it’s a segment it’s called is this funny Alex we will have you be the judge uh we’re going to do this every once in a while we’re not going to do it just whenever it comes up Ryan and I send a lot of videos to each other and one of us will go like oh that’s funny or it’s not funny so this one I kind of thought or someone thought no I talked about it yesterday on the show I already revealed I thought this was funny all right so here we go we’re gonna ask the punchies uh if you think this is funny or not so I thought this was funny Brian being a DieHard Chicago Bulls fan I thought he would think this guy who can impersonate Michael Jordan’s walk did you see this yet okay all right so here we go I’m GNA be the judge okay you’re gonna be a judge so look that is Michael Jordan’s walk with the hands I think it’s pretty good okay and then he turns and then the the St this is the best one ah screw that is how Michael Jordan walks so is it funny yeah it may be accurate just not necessary this guy spent this guy spent an afternoon setting up on a tripod him walking in his backyard as Michael Jordan and he Nails it and there’s more of him doing this there’s several he does several impersonations all right we’re going to our judge for this today Alex is that funny it is pretty funny the the punchies are the judge we’re doing the poll for Joey B ha yes funny Joey B is not allowed to vote Joey okay so there we go Ann has just put up a poll you can vote is it funny um we don’t have any more examples today but when this comes up it happens frequently and uh we’re going to do it like the exorcism one that we LED with today we knew it was funny we knew that was gold so that’s why we put it first so there you go wait I can vote on this oh yeah there you go I’m voting wait why is it 100% no yeah because it’s not funny you accidentally emailed me that oh did I forgot to send it to Ryan no you sent you sent it to both of us oh I sent it to both because that that’s why Alex sent the actual video of Jordan walking yeah what that’s why Alex sent the video of Jordan actually walking oh yeah right then you found that yeah right okay but we can’t use that it was a right thing on that we were going to follow it up with that no one really cares okay uh Dean Hill they’re talking about number eight Yogi Bear was eight Bo Jackson was number eight but you have to they have to play on multiple teams so Yogi Bear didn’t right oh yeah you had to play no yeah I think they were just point out great number eight no I know I just that I wanted to use him by the way can I point out that Jr who you know from the ballpark uh during the game he he asked if the HUD day was Mike Adams Alex Alex will never live down Mike Adams all right my favorite relief picture I know why he’s the best Mike Adams and then uh let’s see here so Keith you’re trying to tell me that the airport’s closed but there was a 16 Story Tower I what I read online was that the tropicano might not be where because it’s close to the airport and planes got to land got to get the money in here gotta land planes got to land people got to eat he issue because nearby issue yeah that’s what I was saying jar and Joe Morgan is probably the best number eight I’m probably gonna go Yogi Bear I’m looking at the clock three two one cue my phone it’s time for pick 1236 gentl 1236 we go to Alex Wyatt on Wednesday’s first for picks at 1236 Alex what do you got okay so we are going with this hot New York Mets team just for their offense though in this one because we do have Christian Scott coming back um so I don’t know how he’s going to do so we’re just going to go with the team total Mets over four and a half minus 120 kind of fading the Nationals here in Mitchell Parker who has been pretty good this year but relies on the fast ball about 48% and I really just think that the um Mets are going to be able to hit him today I like you do single team totals by the way I like those yeah because then you’re watching the game and you only care about one thing right like I mean I’d bet over unders a lot but it’s like when it’s one team there’s something cool about it so all right Mets today over four and half I love that and here I really enjoy those you can bet on every team over or under what are the Pirates over under today okay Pirates over under 4 and a half to the under minus 150 so if you think they’re going to get five runs you get I don’t know all right I’m sorry I wanted I actually yeah I was more leaning that game to the under with both those but here’s a here’s an over I do like and it is the San Francisco Giants and the Atlanta Braves we’re going over seven and a half now this opened 8 and a half moved down to eight now seven and a half now we’re going on that over Jordan Hicks has not been very good this year he has three quality starts in his 17 games that he’s played he’s allowed 77 hits in 85 Innings of work including nine home runs he also has 33 walks 76 strikeouts on the season so even though the Braves are struggling a little bit to get their bats going I think this is a good spot for them and I know we have Chris Sail on the other side he’s a beast right now but yeah the Giants can hit Lefty so we just got to get a few runs from them and uh I think we can at least get eight runs total combined between these two teams I like that one more I’ll go quick so you guys can get yours but we have Chicago White Socks okay and Cleveland Guardians we are going under this hit for us when I was on punchin it was actually Chicago white sock this is the one great V Vonnie bet that game when he cashes parlay ticket and he goes yeah Alex gave me that one Eric fetty was pitching day so we are going back with this he is pitching for the White Socks today um yeah so we’re going under here in eight and a half that’s that’s a little too high too high for these two she sees the number shocked that’s how much he likes that one all right I like it I like those a lot is that it that’s it all right Ryan you got anything I have a good amount today I was able to do I was up till 3 in the morning with I was able to do a little research ran taking care of his daughter and his his girls a little under the weather so very nice R but you know what does he stop does he sit down and watch an episode of one of his cartoons that he likes a lot I don’t Jurassic Park 3 jic Park three a that was the joke damn it no he works he keeps going all right what do you got for us so starting off uh with the Reds in New York taking on the Yankees uh the overun in that game is eight and a half it is Andrew Abbott versus Carlos rodone um Abbott has allowed at least one Homer in 11 of 18 starts and two at least two in five of 18 starts and rodon is driving The Struggle Bus he has a over 13 erra in his last three starts crying in the Dugout yeah he is he is not doing well so I’m going over the eight and a half in the Reds Yankees game um and then going to the Padre’s Rangers game I do like the Rangers on the money line uh they have scored 18 runs in the last two games and are now facing a rookie pitcher in Adam uh maer who has a 725 erra in his six career starts the Padres had the hottest bats in baseball after their walk-off win versus the Nationals in which we got a little drama after the fact with Machado um and and that stuff um but they’ve crashed in their last two having only scored one run um against the Red Sox and getting shut out last night okay um so I do like the Rangers money line and then you guys had mentioned the team totals I do like the Rangers team total over four and a half going against the rookie pitcher being that they’ve scored 18 in the last two games um and we’ll get to the hump homers in a bit so hump Frank it’s on you I do have one and oh sorry were you gonna say something I like that Rangers team total over too because I was trying to figure out a way to to fade that I would look the Rangers in the second half they get shers come back he’s look good they get deg Grom their GM will probably make a move is a Chris Young actually Chris Young I think he won the executive of the year last year former pitcher uh for the Padre’s he’s 610 I believe right he was like huge guy anyway I that Ranger team scared me you kind of feel like the Astro I’m going to talk about Houston Astros you like the Astros to possibly come back and win that division plus 150 right now to win that Division and Jeff and I talked about it on Sports by the book it was a better number but I mean I still think this is a good time they’re only three games back yeah and Seattle and as Ryan pointed out the other day they are last they are the worst team in baseball in batting average I can’t believe that and and I and their last 10 games they’re batting under 200 I looked at that game I looked at the Seattle game who are they playing again Baltimore Baltimore like Baltimore in that game we’ll get to that again too but my pick of the day which I need to get back on the Winning Side here at one point I was up here bragging 13 and4 13 and5 like 13 and 10 maybe now could be 13 and 11 I don’t know Keith what what was that [ __ ] what was that what was that because I’m losing a lot are you happy about that so I think we just go 13 and 10 uh I like the Astros and I never I hate betting Houston they are 8-2 in their last 10 games and they’re hitting the ball really well they’re playing the Blue Jays the blue jay right now I just feel like that’s a team where right now we’re going to learn a lot about the Blue Jays in the next week or two are they going to be buyers are they going to be sellers I know they’ve kind of gone a little streak there but uh you’re getting uh you’re getting the Astros at home I think Blanco’s pitching and they’ve just been playing well eight- two in their last 10 batting average is a team almost to 300 blue JayZ is uh over five and a half I just like the Astros I never take the Astros but I do like them on the road so go Houston is my pick of the day I’m on the Astros as well there you go just one quick note on the Orioles Mariners yes so Dean Kremer is pitching for the Orioles today he’s coming off the iil he made three starts in Triple A yeah and had over 11 erra in those in those three starts combined so but he’s play he’s facing the team that can’t hit so perfect time he was not doing well in his Rehab start but facing yeah the worst hitting team in baseball could be a good time for him to ease him back into the big leagues but just be weary that he has been struggling he’s going to eat is that what the kids say he’ll eat did I do that right I don’t know if that one I always look at Kane right away when I try to be young when Kane just goes like this Frank move on you’re embarrassing yourself okay uh by the way yes Tommy you point out Willie starel is the greatest number eight if I would have thought I mean number what it was show 88 and of course when I think number 88 I think Lyn Swan but I also thinkk uh Willie starel who was my favorite uh Frankie Fungo got to start a winning streak today thank you Keith ly and uh oh and by the way Joey B with one of the most accurate guesses in all time history on the show mimics Kent toi while pitching Whiffle balls on days off when I do pitch whiffle ball I’m I’m te the rubber bandman the you know he was a submarine pitcher see it yeah brought the room to a stand still right there yeah the sub now what’s that again I said the submarine pitcher I think of now is one of the Rogers Brothers in San Francisco yeah and then the A’s had there was a uh there was a guy the a had for a couple years I don’t know if you ever played down here anyway moving on uh post with punch lines time uh we’ve already we’ve already opened it here we go no we have oh wait oh we doing hump oh no you want okay we’re teasing humpt homers we’ll get back to it all right what do we got Ryan okay so going uh the the first post we did was the is it funny with Michael Jordan it was oh so we’re sticking with basketball going to the WNBA the fever posted on their Tik Tok a challenge that they did with each of their players uh on the team doing a couple different kind of fun yard games um so we’ll start with yeah they got flip cup R most popular player in the league in kin Clark Clark so you got to throw a frisbee to knock down some some cups and each cuup that’s left standing you get a second penalty uh so Caitlin had one c one cup left and then you get three shots you got one yeah putt into the hole it’s like being on Price is Right Bob Barker lines it up for you or Drew Carrey now she missed so maybe she’s not a golfer maybe she can’t do everything oh rim and then you got to play a game of Flip Cup right which I don’t understand why there’s no penalty for this one if you don’t land it oh wait oh I would lied oh it said no there was Yeah a different one I like that she gave kayin Clark’s not a she’s not at fraternity and sorority parties playing flip Club she’s she’s shooting threes and then this one you have to sort Skittles so weird by their color so weird sord Skittles I would do that so fast what’s the best Skittle flavor why would you do that so fast I I do think we need to try this as a studio we could have done this what’s your favorite Skittle color there’s a correct answer to this favorite Skittles flavor oh there was still moreell that’s yellow and orange purple yeah we wanted say it out loud see her final time Ryan what’s your favorite Skittle uh I like the tropical bag or the sour bag I do too you have kids today in these sour bags Keith what red it’s got that dye in it you don’t want that okay uh and then you had to so the end of the clip is you had to bounce the the ball into a cup at the end of the table so Caitlyn Clark ended up finishing in 50 seconds uh was her end time all right so who’s the other player that doesn’t we’ll have Alex predict if she gets over or under Caitlyn Clark’s time and so the other one that we have is Erica wheeler okay another yeah another player for the fever oh Wheels yeah do you think she’ll go under 50 seconds or over she’s gonna beat Caitlin Clark so under that never happens but let’s find out all right so here’s Erica will so yeah everyone doing the same thing she left two cups standing taking it way more serious let’s see golf oh my God I thought that oh that that kind of bounced in that first one go flip cup bam she doesn’t get a 3C penalty now she’s got a sorts of Skittles which for some reason Alex believes she could do this very fast is this something you’ve done before with jelly beans or Skittles I believe she hasbe well we have to try this Challenge and I’ll just all right we can try that all right and then just got to roll one ball into a cup don’t do this to me boom 37 seconds she ended up being the fastest on the team there you go but again she she’s yelling at the flip she took it seriously Caitlin car’s like 10 million in the bank but anyway yeah do you want to do it now is that what you’re saying it did sound very odd yeah Keith is laughing I know up all right let’s do it then yeah sure we have more WNBA but yeah it lines up with the fever yeah okay so yeah your dog was all right so our lovable uh Drew dog with 5gs was at the game of the year 20,000 people and he filed a report we have not seen this I can’t wait to see it because he always does great work roll it [Music] in after sitting in an hour of traffic we made it to the biggest event in Vegas last night the Indiana Fever playing the Las Vegas Aces I’m Drew dog with 5gs and if you’re wondering who that short man getting out of the V6 Mustang is that’s Drew dog 5G senior he’s a big Asus fan and work here on a mission let’s count how many Caitlyn Clark jerseys we see [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] today as for the game game itself it was energetic competitive and extremely entertaining to watch Aces players Jackie young and Kelsey Plum were on fire Clark on the other hand was not having her best night this was unfortunately a game for her where she was not hitting her threes and she just seemed offer Rhythm the aces were consistently and successfully defending her we got a halftime performance by the Jabba walkies where this performer spun on his head for 15 seconds but for a better game than analysis let’s go back to Drew dog Senor to hear his thoughts on the game well Kelsey Plum and Asia Wilson just did both did very well especially Kelsey Plum uh she was shooting a lot of three-pointers uh just hustling her butt off and uh Asia does Asia thing she started off slow but uh she started hitting uh some outside shots and she got uh better in the second half the games were always exciting halftime entertainment uh in show uh promotions are fun uh the crowd great and they’re just a great team the 2024 WNBA season is seeing popularity that was unimaginable even just 2 years ago total attendance for this game was 20366 fans the most attended sporting event ever in Team Mobile Arena we’re entering a new era for basketball and the WNBA is shining and getting the recognition that it deserves reporting for the South Point Studio in Las Vegas this has been Andrew AKA Drew dog 5gs I’m doing it I’m standing up for that he’s out done himself ladies and gentlemen where is he downstairs right now that was unbelievable I mean we kept looking at each other laughing and going oh my God how good is this yeah like is he in journalism school it was fantastic again in one night I mean I I feel like app I exactly I almost want to give him a 6G but I I like him well you you I think deserves five more G’s for that I was thinking the same thing we just straight up double keep him at the five with I mean power to the two he yeah dog 5G squared 5G squ so 25gs there it is absolutely TR I need as a screen grab him pointing to the 5G section I need that as a screen grab anytime we refer to him on the show or if he ever calls me I need that to pop up like your horse picture uh your horse picture I need the I need that I I that’s that was outstanding that was awesome dude I had no idea what we were in for and uh tremendous that was I put that as a short on the on the internet we’re going to get a lot Monday Montage that’s that’s that was excellent that was better than the Montage this week which was I thought hard to top oh my God all right where were we Ryan back to it still WNBA sck with the WNBA they announced the allstar game jerseys and teams so it will be the team WNBA versus Team USA so all the team all the players that were snub from Team USA are now on the WNBA Allstar team specifically the WNBA Allstar team why do I feel like that’s going to be like a grudge like they’re going to try hard to win this game it’s not going to be like an exhibition if it really happened yeah oh yeah we’ll put it in a simulator we’ll figure it out so danana Bonner Aaliyah Boston Caitlin Clark Alicia gray de’ Hami biona Jones JN quell Jones Kayla McBride Kelsey Mitchell arque agumba Nico uh o mik and Angel ree are on team for WNBA very nice that was well done that’s yeah wow and then Team USA as we’ve kind of gone on before that does not have kayin Clark U nefisa Kier uh Kalia copper Chelsea Gray Britney Griner Sabrina ionescu juel Lloyd Kelsey Plum Brianna Stewart Dian Diana terasi Alyssa Thomas Asia Wilson and Jackie young I’m impressed at the rundown on those names that was done F that s was up till 3: a.m rehearsing that that was great uh that’s you know boy that would be it wouldn’t you love to see that game actually being played it will be I know when is it being played uh do we know let me I mean like in person that would be great fig out yeah let me Kelsey P I mean they that team the USA one though is just so many more veterans but the other one looks I mean that’s a good roster it is like as Ryan was going down it I’m like okay so Saturday July 20th where are they playing that in Phoenix road trip petty cash what do we have in petty cash that would be in petty cash a good time Sean you got 50 bucks on you for gas money in California unbelievable and then they had those Jersey I saw the are we doing the jerseys too so they did Le Fanatics yeah um so this is for the team WNBA specifically Team USA is going to be wearing the Team USA jerseys um so in the first half they are going to be wearing those uh gradient pink ones and in the second half they’re switching jerseys to those black ones okay wh why switch what I don’t so you’re going to watch a game and then you’re going to tune in the second half and go this is a different game I don’t know what what the hell’s going on they switch team that’s really dumb but again that’s them trying to make as much money as they can on jerseys Jimmy vicaro just walked in Jimmy jump in on the mic here make sure you’re talking the mic lunch for you guys you and your crew Hershey bars that’ll be $27 Jimmy varar just dropped off Hershey bars thank you Jimmy have a good happy four thank you look at that we got Hershey bars from a legend we’re making sport what’s up we’re making s’mores yeah oh I don’t know wait Ann’s running Ann’s running for her someone needs a snack where’s she going there’s two choc and deserves it she birthed Dre Dog who made that amazing video Ryan you got I would throw something but in this studio I’m not throw and and on camera throw it you gave us five of them just hang on to that by the way how did he know milk that’s what you want is the solid milk chocolate oh yeah I don’t I don’t want the nuts in my milk chocolate what is this sixth grade over here keep snickering what page you we on I’ll take the caramel Snickers ah Hershey PA we’re on fire this week didn’t we know we have Friday off fire okay so all right so WNBA All-Star game now going to the MLB allstar game but the game before that game and before the Home Run Derby is going to be the Futures game so uh they do yeah they do the the prospects Futures game MLB Futures game uh so the rosters were announced for that can I just read the first name I’ll just take a shot at one name what’s the first one in the upper left let’s see the graphic here we got that would be the right side oh right uh timing is everything 17 oh wait no 17 17 17 there uh oh Bubba Chandler yeah yeah the one on the right in the center yeah Bubba Chandler oh yeah I knew it was on there somewhere anyway you also have tomor Johnson yes we do um kid’s a slugger he’s like 20 years old so yeah that that is the roster for the full game but they are also going to be a there’s also going to be a Futures showcase so they’re going to do a skills-based competition um on with rounds uh that’ll be 18 um so in round one you have to hit it to a specific spot um over a barrier in the infield so you get eight or points based on where you hit it and then there will also be a bunt Target so I you you don’t obviously you can’t bunt it every time um but yes bunt targets and then you go to call your shot so you have to hit it to where in the field where you said it would you would and then swing for the fences Home Run balls so depending on a right-handed or left-handed hitter um the Oppo would flip sides uh but in in this uh Prospect showcase will be the twins number two Prospect shortstop Brooks Lee who is the number eight overall pick in the 2022 draft the Rangers short stop there number one Prospect the MLB pipelines number 73 Prospect Sebastian Walcott who is 18 years old and is known as the Bahamian Bahamian Phenom Bahamian Phenom um tomato tomato uh Red Sox outfielder their number two Prospect the MLB’s 14th ranked Prospect Roman Anthony who is 20 years old and the re Red Sox paid extra to have his rights the Ray’s first baseman uh their 13th overall Prospect J Trey Morgan who hit 332 at LSU and was drafted in third round of last year’s draft then on the national league side will be the Reds third baseman their number three Prospect the MLB’s number 85 Prospect cam Kier who is 19 years old and has 13 homers in high a uh ball this year the Pirates middle infielder their number two overall Prospect MLB’s number 77 overall Prospect as we mentioned Tomar Johnson the number four overall pick in the 2022 draft just turned 20 in May um then now he’s doing well the Cubs catcher sherfield Prospect number five Prospect the MLB number 61 Prospect Moises uh bistos who is 20 years old and already in AAA and then the final Prospect for the national league will be the national the Nationals third baseman their number three Prospect the Major League Baseball 34 Prospect the number 11 pick in the 2021 draft I want you to run down those all again and the NBA and the Dream Team game it’s a lot of names man and you’re you’re running on short sleeve dude I was up until yeah I feeding Aubrey and just doing coming up with information to excellent job the Futures game’s always well I want to tease something for tomorrow when Jeff parl is here we’re gonna talk Home Run Derby tomorrow with Jeff right because there’s new rules no I figured we’d save that for vonie We’re Gonna Save oh we’re gonna save it for Von considering he participated in y but tomorrow with Jeff we are going to be doing a soccer roster we have plenty of stuff we have plenty of fun stuff when when he is here want to point out I want to give Drew dog a little more praise during this um uh Joey be well done Drew dog now walk to the barber shop come on we like his hair that way Mom likes his hair although I apparently need a new hairstyle Jerry toino said that’s amazing then someone said was it Jerry that says he has a great voice for like those Tik Tok YouTube videos when you watch all those videos of like girls like I flew to the hotel and they did that’s exactly what he did tremendous job I want to point that out again how good he was and everyone else was pointing that including Jerry Drew dog 5D squ Bohemian rap city thank you Jerry all right uh what’s next bamian um okay so now going to Major League Baseball brooksgate another brooksgate stat uh so he decided to chart the the top payrolls or I guess all teams payrolls charted in uh yeah you had it uh so the top 10 the middle 10 and the bottom 10 and combining their records so the top 10 in baseball have the best win percentage of a 532 win percentage held down by the Cubbies who are now one of the or the worst team in the National League since the beginning of May um and boasted up by the Dodgers Phillies uh Yankees yes and then the middl 10 uh just over 500 uh 430 wins for 16 loses help out bottom 10 who are actually held up by the Guardians and the Orioles um have a 460 win percentage so if you move those two teams they are a lot worse yeah um so it kind of uh the Pirates are only $70 million of that silly stat so yeah they got to spend some money got to make some trades but again brooksgate does it again another good stat another painful one to see the Pirates at the bottom all right show me the money uh so yeah uh moving to another brooksgate stat uh postseason wins since 2010 so the Royals technically have the best win percentage playing in 31 games having won 22 of them the Dodgers and Astros have played in 103 postseason baseball games since 2010 the Astros have a better win percentage of a 602 the season the angels have the least amount of postseason games played since 2010 and they are 0 and three in them poor Mike Trout the Pirates have eight postseason games since 2010 and are three and five three and five uh the Cubbies are below 500 with a 19 and 20 record in 39 games but you have a ring right we do have a ring it’s all that matters man get that ring for that franchise I think you need more than one ring wow yeah well they really should have considering it took 18 years took a while took a while took a while um uh just to know where are we at here how many more do you have or do you want to push a few or what uh we’ve got two more okay um and well three cuz I accidentally skipped one talking about the jerseys uh but so go into a j Cuda post um another one looking at the records of Major League Baseball not necessarily records but win percentage so win percentage and your latitude on the globe um so this guy’s up later than you apparently cuz he was up till 6:00 a.m. so the this hurts my head markers um so the international Bowling Hall of Fame um the only teams that are below that in latitude are the Marlins rays and Astros uh the Astros are the only one that are above 500 um and then the Grand Canyon this one hurts my head and Mount Rushmore so the only teams that are more north of Mount Rushmore are the Blue Jays the Twins and the Mariners the Twins and Mariners are the only ones above 500 uh the best team win percentage wise is the Phillies uh they are right in between that Mount Rushmore and Grand Canyon um so this means absolutely nothing but um it’s funny to look at uh I you know I love you dearly but the Immaculate Reception was on over here on TV and I was watching that so yeah no I know you normally tune me out so that I said I know you that one I just that one H the isn’t the the Hall of Fame the Bowling Hall of Fame in Reno is that you said that yeah my red hand I didn’t I didn’t say it is in Reno though it is cuz that’s where they filmed the ending of the movie Kingpin if you haven’t seen Kingpin tremendous movie fairly Brothers movie uh I was almost in it but I had to show I had to leave I was going to be in a strip joint scene that sounds weird anyway uh it was going to be a custom yeah not really my cousin made the hand for it um all right what’s yeah the hand Roy M uh mson he has the fake hand Woody harlson had the fake hand it’s a classic movie go I thought you were talking about a hand in a strip CL I was I was like what are you talking about I did too you should have seen both both Ryan and I had the exact same time go H Monday Montage there’s uh there it is Drew dog there you go we’re doing your work for you I’ve pointed out every Monday Montage clip possible and seen Freeze Frame okay okay uh so this one is going to be a golf stat combined with the National Football League uh Scotty Sheffer since January of 2022 has more major wins than the Cardinals Panthers and the Chicago Bears have wins in the National Football League brutal brutal caral have eight wins the Panthers have nine wins and the Bears have 10 men wins since January of 2020 why did he use like crayon on that though uh this yeah makes a little serial killery Scotty Sheffer versus the world that’s a good one that I know that’s painful for you to see but don’t worry your Bears they’re going to win the Super Bowl 100 shows in the future we already saw it yeah they’re going to have more wins than they have on this chart they’re gonna have 11 wins they’re going to have 20 wins 20 20 and know I forgot undefeated um okay so this one getting into our hump homers this is great uh well yeah we could we could do this one so yeah Skittles pick a rainbow back to yeah we’ll go we’ll go with this one so Shaq is known for having a rainbow of jerseys for the teams that he’s played for trous Chris Paul now joining the San Antonio Spurs adds that white jersey and has a rainbow himself do you know how you remember the the colors of the rainbow the the the acronym is it an acronym Roy G Biv Roy G Biv and I was doing it and this person actually took the time to put in order oh you have RGB you actually have it there yeah shout out to Kaden for putting that one together Kaden nice job imagination did the full bow um very nice yeah that’s great Chris Paul I know he’s on the uh what team now the Spurs right yes yeah good job Panda it’s good it’s a great move for Wy good veteran that’s good all right is that all the post uh so yeah technically yes uh this one you sent me uh $5 parlay seven home runs oh yeah yeah yeah um so to get get into our hump homers this guy had seven legs each of them to hit a home run Luis Robert Jake Burger Francisco Lindor Aaron judge uh seven of them Austin Riley yordon Alvarez and Trey Turner $5 parlay $5 parlay would have paid almost $128,000 but but he cashed out for $26 because he still needed Trey Gordon and Aaron judge he needed The Three Bs who ultimately did hit homers last night yep so this would have been seven for seven but he cashed out for 27 why would you do it’s a $ five bet you ride that to the finish line and you’re like oh I got two back I could go with the hand in the strip joint I don’t know but you know you could have 100 how much could have be had 100 almost $128,000 ridiculous that was actually painful she actually dropped her head she was like oh my God crazy well when we’re so we have two each and Ryan figured out our odds yes I was literally thinking it’s impossible it never happens and proof wow cuz we’re doing six that guy did seven we’re only doing six we are doing six all right humpt homers it’s time for humpt homers hump here it comes here comes the uh Forest Hump is that what we called him that was an Aaron o Conor by the way I still I miss him moving his head oh yeah we’ll get back you get them both we’ll get both Aron o Conor uh the wife of the very funny Bob zany wants to know wants to let Jeff parls know that Bob zany will be nowhere near the South Point tomorrow so Jeff you got a break tomorrow and it is that Joey B is it’s a very dry heat but yeah what do Jeremy Knuckles played bowling and Reno in the show Sonic oh it’s a Sonic head yeah I should have the the red character from Sonic and Joey B I’m not reading that okay what do we got hum Homer Alex I want to go last you want to go last all right I have I have uh my strongest play would be I like the Orioles to win that game probably against Seattle who’s string but I’m going with rushman he’s got I’m going with Ali rushman and uh that’s do I give both of mine and who is my other one I didn’t give another one did I did I did who’ I give yeah oh Jose Ramirez no oh yeah yeah I did do divers Raphael Des I did too so I’m doing two rushman and divers Rd Des I divers Des Des in Miami bamian Bohemian got to use the what you got to use the pronunciation if you ever see Alex staring at going like L she’s getting pronunciations of names all right who’s the orial guy sand all right uh who’s next you want to go last um I go last Ryan homers so starting off I will go with an astro Kaden decided to open a pack of tops cards this morning pulled your Jordon Alvarez oh who I was looking at and maybe wouldn’t have gone with and it’s to the moon it’s one of those round this is one of the two the moon cards so took it as a sign uh yordon has hit a homer in both of the games against the Blue Jays already in this series they’re playing a four- game series so this would be a third straight um looking at a stat uh from Matt’s brother Drew nett um going against uh Kikuchi for the Blue Jays he has a two 86 batting average against versus righties Astros have seven righties in the lineup and yordon Alvarez who has a 318 batting average and a one Ops in 22 career at bats versus Kikuchi so one of mine yordon Alvarez who is going to be plus 300 so three to one for y yordon Alvarez to hit a home run and then in Minnesota I’m going with Jose Miranda oh the best who has at least one hit in n of his last 10 he has the highest slug percentage on the Twins versus right- handing pitching at a plus five or 547 has the highest batting average on the twins against righties at a 327 tied for second on the team in extra base hits and is third in total bases he is going against a rookie in kaider Montero who is celebrating his 24th birthday on Saturday but is allowed three homers in 8.2 innings in his last two starts so Jose Miranda is a 5 to1 yon Alvarez is a 3 to1 those are my two homers for Wow and do you know what Jose Miranda’s mom’s name is it’s Carmen Miranda you’re doing a joke for 70y old people ke Carmen Miranda you might not know by name she’s a woman in the used to dance with the fruit on her head she go chicky chicky boom chicky chicky boom that’s in the Montage isn’t it okay anyway uh I believe she knew babalo Aloo or Baba Aloo you son of a gun Keith ly uh I like it I’ve never heard of Jose Miranda but you crunched your numbers uh round Applause for Ryan being up till 3:00 a.m. and digging deep you’ve read more things more names today on the show than you ever have gotta get ready for sports by the book on Saturday there you go we’re giving you and by the way you didn’t know about this we’re giving you a second B it’s Ryan BB mccormic two B’s five GS two B’s we got everything uh we’ve done another long show did you give out yours yet okay so Alex is going to it’s okay I usually go first um I know it’s always ladies first I apologize o milker okay so we all like the Astros today you bet them you have a player on the Astros who I was also looking at but I’m going with Jose Altuve okay and then I’m going with Christian Yelich who does not have that many home runs this year but I really like uh the match Up’s good for him yeah they’re in Colorado yeah well there you go and Dakota Hudson is pitching oh he sucks yep he’s two two and 11 now okay good job yeah I KN was like two or 10 two and 11 yeah okay all right I think Al is a great bet the guy that the Astros are coming they’re coming bet that future is 150 to win that division plus 150 taking her 20 bucks right there ladies and gentlemen uh an outstanding Show Ladies and Gentlemen thank you to everybody Sean congratulations on the one happy birthday and thank you and thank you for Drew Doug who did an amazing job we have to thank an for that Kaden always doing great stuff Ryan again up till 3 in the morning we want you to get some sleep you’re rushing out of here man why what’s left so let me explain you do a six- leg parlay on each of our home oh I know I was going to end with that because it’s Crescendo well I I have I have a video to end with that kind of go with it so going for the record show Raphael Des plus 650 Jordan Alvarez 3 to1 Jose Altuve 5 to1 Jose Miranda 5 to1 Christian Yelich three plus 375 and adley rushman plus 450 a $5 bet same amount that that guy bet on a seven leg would pay $141,000 all right are we do who’s who’s putting this in someone’s got to put it in we’ll give some cash the app the app that I use doesn’t allow the the the two Astros on this team but I know a guy in a back alley on Freemont Street will take that action with that Homer in spirit okay last night fan favorite at the Ballpark yoel poo yeso the catcher for the aviators uh it’s in the thing poo Homer celebration I actually saw him had a walk-off I think one day or no that waso he was just the player of the game when I was there he was player of the game the other he’s always good I like him I like Hoy Park I like uh what’s the short stop Nick Allen or Nick Allen love Nick Allen that kid’s always he has two hits every game I go to oh yeah thank you Aro Conor happy fourth to you there’s a guy in the miners named chendo I’m not falling for you Keith anymore so yo Alo has this thing going with the grounds crew the ground’s crew loves to give him slack and saying that he isn’t good enough so when he does do good enough his celebration in The Dugout after given high fives to the entire team yes he gives them a little bird what he G he gives the grounds crew a little bird so deep Center off that back wall and then it’s going to go to him in the [Music] Dugout he gives the ground and he’s done this several times this is how I walk into work a lot other times too I got do to Keith ly on the way out tonight Ah that’s amazing I love that guy and he got he yelled at Andy martello and I a couple weeks ago when the player of the game we didn’t speak to him like ah I was like ah blame Andy I’m the new guy here uh I think we set a record ladies and gentlemen for our longest show ever every show no we’ve never gone past 113 with the the Clydesdales yes we did we that one doesn’t count we had two horses in there for God’s sakes it still counts still part of our show well we have a stud here stallion tan Stein with apparently a really old hairstyle all right uh Alex we’re going to we’re going to miss you you’re going to be gone I will will be gone have a good holiday check in with us I will I’ll be watching and I’ll uh put in some pics in the chat while I’m gone love that all the chat this was one of the most active chat rooms we had in a long time very hot in Colorado take the over says Joey B the show is Jerry trino very active he’s saying something about Bugs Bunny I don’t know what the hell it is I think I thanked everybody Ryan great work staying up very late are we doing a tap room or no oh yeah I was going to throw to the tap room to close you guys I was crescendos I’m building uh by the way let’s step into the Tap Room let’s hear that frosty beer being pulled which we’ll have a few of on the 4th of July remember new show tomorrow Jeff parls there are the pcks ladies and gentlemen those are that’s Alex’s picks Mets team total over four and a half I love that bet Giants Braves over seven and a half white socks and Guardians take the under I didn’t call them their old name thank God because I’m reading from a screen tips and picks these are whose picks uh these this is mine so the Reds Yankees over 8 and A2 minus 110 the Rangers money line against the Padres minus 136 in the Rangers team total over four and a half runs minus 120 I think Jerry’s asking if we’re we’re we’re the fantasy draft for NCA football was a little longer than this one exactly uh and then but I look so pathetic I just got why it’s got one little thing located in the middle there uh Houston over Toronto good phrasing at least at least I don’t have to explain how the show ran along with Courtney because she’s here thanks for coming uh with little th live in every show lines Alex have a good trip lines stands for live in Nevada every show [Music]

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