Golf Players

John Deere Classic | Emergency Stream | PGA DFS | DraftKings Strategy | (Not) Picks | Ship It Nation



Degenerate75 breaks down The John Deere Classic during this EMERGENCY STREAM!

#PGADFS #DraftKings #FanDuel #PGA #DFS #FantasySports #PGAPicks #SHIPIT #Masters

[][][][][]

Ship It Nation (https://www.ShipItNation.com) is a Daily Fantasy Sports site dedicated to giving you “Everything you need to have SUCCESS with DFS!”

[][][][][]

Join the Nation TODAY: https://shipitnation.com/join/
Get THE SOLVER DFS Optimizer: https://thesolver.com/pricing/shipitnation?ref=shipitnation
Get RUNTHESIMS (PROMO CODE – SHIPIT) to get 10% off any membership: https://shipitnation.com/rts/
Get DRAFTERS (PROMO CODE – SHIPIT) to get 100% deposit bonus up to $100: https://shipitnation.com/drafters/

Follow our Socials:
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ShipItNation
Podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/show/daily-fantasy-sports-by-ship-it-nation

[Music] see you guys don’t know but the the the banjo keep playing in my ears just a little bit longer so the fist pump I can’t I can’t help it it’s going to happen uh I who’s ready for some John Deere golf I got us hear one more person say oh this week’s boring this is the worst week of the year what the [ __ ] is wrong with you what is wrong with you right you want to know what’s worse like uh um um what the [ __ ] are those called the the the select events right where we get no cuts and like oh I’m excited cuz Max H’s playing who gives a [ __ ] give me this week with all these slime balls where I get a cut and the donkeys have to pay because it’s going to be random chaos this week this is a great week for PJ DFS if you say any different you’re [ __ ] wrong I don’t give a [ __ ] I’ll fight you on it what’s up new guy my name is James better known as the degenerate 75 I’m a content creator and I’m here at chipet Nation to give you everything you need to know about PGA DFS and get you ready for the John Deere classic tomorrow which I assume if you’re watching this stream you’re a sicko who is excited for the John Deere classic tomorrow a couple things to know a lot of you are coming over from my old Channel degenerate 75 well I’m might ship it now and I ain’t going nowhere you mother fathers so like And subscribe hit the like button hey 69 likes right now nice and hit the like button and then subscribe get subscribed over here don’t be a [ __ ] all right don’t be a [ __ ] also new schedule I need to tell you guys about because you know the big guy’s Health fluctuates it’s a roller coaster you never how I’m going to fill every day so if you want to know when I’m going to be doing the emergency stream you can see right here whenever the [ __ ] I feel like it right which basically means when I don’t feel like [ __ ] the big guy’s feeling good he’s feeling vibrant this week so you know what I’m [ __ ] doing a stream that’s how it works right I I might have pushed chemo back a week because uh you know maybe there’s a really big thing coming up Friday that’s number two on my bucket list to do and the big guy’s Chasing The Bucket List hard you want to know what it is too bad wait till Friday I’ll tweet it out if you’re not on Twitter we’ll I don’t know I’ll put it in the shipet Discord if you’re not there I don’t know what the [ __ ] to tell you okay get with the times you old if you don’t know this past week I was in Detroit with my Bo hoop and Tambo and shaloo and Nick and Hearns and the whole crew the whole ship of crew was there it was unbelievable uh it was a great time you can see the picture right there just a bunch of good-looking dudes um and Tambo cuz he refuses to smile I won’t call him handsome until he learns to smile you can’t get him to smile um you can see we had a great time there we right there on the 15th hole uh it was awesome uh uh uh got to meet all kinds of top players I enjoyed most of them didn’t have to beat up a single [ __ ] neck beard always a win there so awesome time in Detroit shout out to all my new guys I met and I spent most of my time just smoing up with the DraftKings guys making sure that they know that their contests are are sometimes kind of shitty and they need to fix them all right there you go that’s what I spend my time doing most people are like oo blah blah blah players here I don’t give a [ __ ] about Players I Want guys who are going going to fix these shitty contests all right yes if you don’t know I’ll be giving away a $200 single entry ticket at the end me and you will build I’ll split the profits with you 50/50 so hang around for the end and and then you’ll see if you win okay and then we’ll build a ticket tonight just shoot me a DM or something right all right no time to go or no time to waste we got to get going very simple question for all the new guys out there and it’s it’s as simple as it gets new guy it’s this have you made your lineups yet you have you [ __ ] have I know you have you dip [ __ ] you don’t make your lineup until you watch this stream because like you don’t know all the relevant information if I ask you what’s the weather look like this week you’re probably going to say well I heard on this other show there they said the windfinder right there I’m already out if you’re using windfinder don’t talk to me okay you are below me right uh and you can blow me uh and so there you go uh also what about like contest selection what about like the chalk you need to know these things don’t get married to your picks Wednesday morning or God forbid Tuesday wait till Wednesday night till you watch this stream and yes I know it’s not here every week but it’s here enough Bob and I plan on being back next year because I got that [ __ ] alligator Blood let’s get going contest selection as you can see most of the good contests are already f look we already have a secondary $5 up right which is actually yeah what is this 15 th 60 ah get the [ __ ] out of here quarter to first get the [ __ ] out of here Polly tell him hold on where’s Paulie there he is the [ __ ] thank you Paulie this is what happens right they really make a really good $5 contest that $5 Drive the green that they make is really good if you insist on playing in the lottery which honestly you shouldn’t play in the lottery unless you have aett pretty good bankroll because the payout structure is like unless you finish in like the top seven eight spots on that you ain’t even probably going to have a profitable week Bob so I’m not a big fan of playing in the Lottery Plus it is so hard to get those outcomes I mean you’re talking like 99.99 percentile outcomes to get that top five to get that top three or whatever it is right so like I I don’t love playing in contest that big but if you insist on it the $5 does tend to be way better structured than the main $20 like the main $20 this week which God dang is it full too hell even the shitty $20 even build the pitch and Putt it’s already full which was 700,000 priz pool 200,000 to First that would be roughly what is that 28 points uh what is that 28.2 28.432177 that’s how the 90% of the money is only going to 10% of people so those are the only people that are profiting right so like if you’re going to play in that that’s fine but if you’re one of those people that [ __ ] man I never win DFS well you playing in this [ __ ] because even the guys who are doing 150 Max every week are only are only profitable 10% of the time that’s one out of 10 guy who’s not good at math so if they’re doing that what me what are your chances when you put in your three lineups that you made on the [ __ ] 8% congratulations right and the worst part is is that’s 8% and that just means you’re breaking even that doesn’t mean you’re going to get that top 10 finish so as always I’m going to encourage you to play in smaller contest just just if you just do this for a full year and never playing a contest with more than 2,000 people in it you will enjoy PGA DFS so much more but if you’re going to play in those shitty lotteries do me this one solid try to follow three rules you never want first place to be more than 20% of the entire price pool so if it’s a a $100,000 pricee pool if first place is more than 20,000 just don’t play in it right number two get second place to be half of first so if the first place payout is $10,000 make sure second place it’s at least 5,000 it’s even better when it’s higher than half and the third one which we hard we ever get is we want 10th place to be at least one tenth of first place that’s what we want and if it’s not following those three I try to stick away from them the third one sometimes I’ll be a little more flexible if it’s 12th 130th so be it um but the bigger the contest the more they should be able to flatten up these payout structures this is what I spent my entire time I know you’re watching Jay I know you’re watching C over there at tra Kings I people give a [ __ ] about this look at the contests that are filled the well structured ones um okay there you go that’s enough about contest about how you’re blowing your money in the in the the the the the the uh lotteries all right new guy second question chance oh 232 people already in here it’s 707 the number one stream at PGA DFS let’s go guy in the back he’s dancing around I shouldn’t have gave him that dark chocolate he gets [ __ ] feisty when you give him that sit down no no sit down you’re getting out of control do you want to you want to [ __ ] eat tonight all right he’s calm down you just got to threaten him with with food uh the guy in the back chubbier than you would expect for a dude only feed three times a week so new guy question number two chance Redemption here you go what’s the first thing we always check at PGA DFS I don’t know I hate when they say wind I it’s the weather okay we got to take it in to complete totality the weather and here’s the weather if you don’t know they’re playing in Iowa which is like right next to Illinois like right on a river the four cities but the cities are in different states weird [ __ ] goes on up there in that country okay they core that’s all I know I know that’s all that’s all I know about him all right so here you go here’s the weather you can see of course we are using H raar raar raar raar raar it’s the big guy Filthy Rich yes and that is why I can afford the $18.99 a year to give you actual weather projections not [ __ ] windfinder actual projections from H the most reliable forecast in a 24-hour period so we’re we’ll use that to look at tomorrow and you can see tomorrow morning looks divine look at that weather right there Bob you can see in the morning it is going to start in the mid 60s we’ve always said 60° is kind you don’t want it to start lower than that cuz it’s just a little too cold the ball doesn’t fly right but you get into that 60s and 70 you know mid-60s mid 70s range that’s kind of the nutted scoring conditions of what we found with scoring when it comes to temperature and you know what else helps with it uh no wind blowing and as you can see they’re going to have to deal with massive 1 mph gust around 8: a.m. I don’t know how the [ __ ] they’re going to deal with it Patrick Rogers will still find a double bogey I promise you but you can see the wind doesn’t even kind of think about picking up till noon so the morning guys are going to have all [ __ ] morning to do it and there has been rain in the area so we have to assume this course is going to be soft so we have no wind we have perfect temperature and we have soft greens and we have a birdie Feast a birdie Fest course okay birdie Feast I kind of like that great accidental name there so here’s what I’ll tell you tomorrow morning they’re going to [ __ ] get it Bob they’re going to get it tomorrow morning I will bet my right testicle that tomorrow morning outscores tomorrow afternoon okay so if you want your guy to run out get off to a fast start in this tournament go grab that minus five minus 6 round maybe a bogey fre round maybe a streak I am telling you having guys out there tomorrow morning going to be a really really good start for you okay if they can’t score in those conditions they’re basically leodes I’m sorry you slap dicks I got to make fun of you you 24% [ __ ] okay so that’s what you need to know now I don’t want you to get twisted tomorrow afternoon it’s not like it’s going to turn into a gusta out there okay yes the winds do pick up the temperature does get up to the upper 80s and of course the greens will get a little chewed up as people walk on them and the course will get a little bit firmer but I don’t think it’s going to get firm and fast or anything it’s just not going to be [ __ ] dart throwing like it’s going to be in the morning right so yes scoring will go down in the afternoon but I don’t think it’ll be brutal I think tomorrow morning the scoring average will be awesome and I think in the afternoon it will still be good okay but remember this is a this is this is week long we got to consider both days so let’s go over to Friday we’ll switch over to n CU once again I’m filthy rich I can afford the $18.99 a year to give you actual projections and you can see that Friday looks a little more blessed doesn’t it Bo and once again I would bet that Friday morning is going to play easier than Friday afternoon a little less wind a little bit cooler and the greens will be less chewed up and uh you know the the the course will dry out whatever little bit it’s going to dry out probably only to medium but you know softer greens are better than medium greens as far as throwing darts so here’s what I would tell you right I would assume that the best scoring conditions are going to be Thursday morning but I also assume that the most difficult scoring conditions are going to be Friday afternoon I assume that the two times that you’re going to have medium conditions are going to be Thursday afternoon and Friday morning so it comes down to a simple question if trying to play a wave edge this week would you rather have easy scoring conditions and then not so good scoring conditions or would you rather have two medium rounds right and maybe the answer’s nothing maybe they’ll just all average out in the end but generally speaking on birdie fuss course I love to get my guys out there in the nutted conditions because if they can go boat race Aus 6 or minus 7 Thursday morning and get them started especially if they’re that like 6,800 slap dick that you’re playing at 1% right and they go out there and shoot that that really takes a lot of pressure on them on how they play Friday afternoon and now even though it’s going to be in the afternoon on a Friday when it’s windy which are not going to be great scoring conditions for the John Deere you they don’t have to score that well cuz they got so much done in the first round right so something to consider uh it’s up to you I don’t give a [ __ ] what you do I’m just here to report on the weather you make your own lineups Bob I don’t he I’m not here to make your picks for you dip ship all right that is the weather once again if you’re one of those people that think that like you’re like a a weather denier I don’t know what to tell you we track this [ __ ] the wave edge is real it’s always real um you can just see like the the the the the overall the percentage of guys who make make the cut the guys who finish in the top 10 the guys who win uh it’s just always a wave edge and yes there was a wave edge PM last week I talked about that over on shippet I was leaning PM a.m and it worked out well we got a nice wave edge out of it and uh you know other than Keith Mitchell being a three putting son of a biscuit eating Bulldog it was a good [ __ ] week right so there you go that is the weather the hardest weather thing uh uh uh report in all of the industry but let’s get to ownership the other thing I’m known for contest selection weather and ownership uh the rumor is I I get off to all three I can Nei confirm or deny these allegations I but I will not deny them I will not deny them all right no Kink shaman on this channel all right here we go this is the ownership coming up for tomorrow all right we’re going to put these guys into three different categories we’re going to have Don get choke which is means you’re a donkey dick if you play it but you know what you got to play some donkey chalk just look at last week like three of the four top guys last week in scoring were donkey chalk guys right you like see donkey choke always gets there okay how Daniel Burger treat you how did Adam Vincent treat you how did Lee hoders treat you yeah Chuck doesn’t always get there right it does not always get there some of it does some of it always gets there but not all of it so the key is determining what is the donkey chalk we’re going to eat what’s the donkey chalk we’re going to fade all right let’s get going let’s start with old sunj the Mr Korean street food himself look I I already have sunj projected higher than almost anybody I saw in the industry uh I I I I I like to look at other people in the industry’s ownership mainly just for a good laugh on a Wednesday afternoon um and like sunjay is he’s just going to come in higher than people think right with you got to remember these salaries were made when Patrick Klay was assumed to be in the field so there was this assumption that there would be an $11,000 player in there when they made these prices if they knew if they they being DraftKings knew that Patrick Klay was going to uh uh withdraw Sun jm’s now 10,000 probably 800 10,900 something like that but we’re getting him at 10,300 and unexplicably cheaper than sept straa and and Jordan Speed what the [ __ ] ever so uh you got to remember Sun checks the Holy Trinity he’s playing well he’s a good course fit and he’s honestly too cheap for his talent relative to the rest of the field we call that the Holy Trinity of donkey chalk and so because of that sun JM we’re going to check in tomorrow I’m telling you he’ll be over 30% right most people have like 24 25% he will be over 30 I know this [ __ ] industry I know these people people spend their salaries they love people and I love sunj too I love sunj I love sunjay like his wife loves a chubby guy right I love him but like he’s going to be chalky as [ __ ] okay so you got to make make a hard decision do you want to play a 30% plus owned s JM only you’re going to know the answer to that but I’ll tell you what doesn’t matter is his coloring that guy is the definition of the man’s donkey chalk and we don’t play donkey CH don’t do that except when we do except when it’s sunj we at least [ __ ] consider it that’s at least what we do all right um uh oh amarie over here saying they play in Illinois I thought they played in Iowa there we go dropping it dropping some knowledge thanks amarie I’ll take your word on it I don’t know whatever they’re right next to each other uh next up old sepan straa I like some sep I really do I I I do find it weird that sep straa is 10,400 like when did substa go from being good to being Elite right like to five figure se straa you know the only thing that that substa is five figure has when he steps on the scale am I right he’s a chubby guy um hey chubby hey chubby guys favorite this people loving the chubby guys this week you love to see it where’s where’s all Harry higs when you need him anyways hey ain’t going to catch any shame from me for liking a good beer or 12 sup straa coming in at 25.9% look he probably should be eh chock right because you know like he’s lower than sunj who’s right next to him donkey CH but I’m sorry man that is 26% for SE sta I I just don’t give a [ __ ] I can’t do it Bob he’s 10,400 that man man is donkey CH and we don’t play donkey do it especially especially uh when sep’s on a diet I have no I have no confirmation that he’s on a diet he doesn’t look like it all right next up Aaron Ry you got to love Aaron Ry this week we’ve had rain in the forecast he two gloves so he has a major Edge when the rain shows up all of his irons have covers so there’s no wetness on the covers that’s why he did so well last week in Detroit with the rain uh and I got to tell you I’m an Aaron Ry hater especially at birdie Fest because the guy only makes bars but here’s what I learned about Aaron Ry last week and I’ll come back to this a little bit later you can make all parts it’s okay when you never make a [ __ ] bogey Jesus Aaron until round four then he made about 12 of them right so Aaron right I I I I’m warming up to him honestly you know whatever you can call him either one I’m going to be generous and I’m going to just because it’s a no [ __ ] it I I I’m just in a bad mood tonight everybody everybody is talking every freaking one of them every one of them all right I’m sorry those guys are real look the reason these guys are getting so much ownership is very simple Patrick H’s out right so that ownership had to go somewhere else it’s getting absorbed into this because what’s rule number one of of making a lineup people spend their salaries and when you’re going to spend your salaries it’s so easy to jam one or two of these guys in right and sunjay and straa don’t easily get jammed into anything is that four fat jokes ready Let It Go all right uh Davis Thompson coming up with this goofy ass smile letting all the donkey dicks get there last week fortunately I played him in every round of Showdown so I killed it um uh just didn’t play him it week long with that goofy ass smile [ __ ] looks like a horse uh let’s see here Davis Thompson pretty good at golf pretty good at birdie thus playing well 23% in the 9000s you know where this one’s going we don’t even got to think about it that man with those teeth the man’s donkey chalk and we don’t play donkey chalk lot of donkey chalk up top guys lot of donkey chalk right while we’re at it I you know what Denny McCarthy I have at 21% but as you’ll see here in a little bit on moon and steam walk I can just feel he’s going to be even higher people love Denny this this freaking uh this community has some weird love affair with Denny McCarthy I think that they just confuse him with the other Hobbit uh who was Brian Harmon but the difference is Denny McCarthy ain’t saving nobody in Middle Earth okay he ain’t Frodo right he’s like pip or something so with that I I I think he’s still going to be 24% I think Denny McCarthy is going to be one of those donkey Chuck guys that shows up so you know what we’re just going to call everybody tomorrow the man donkey chalk we play Don I don’t know what to do I don’t want them all to be donkey chalk all right I think Maverick M at 20% you know he he he saved everybody’s bacon Friday getting there just another horrific donkey chalk play last week uh got there I can’t give everybody donkey chalk so we’re going to give MAV we’re just going to give I don’t love it but if you love MAV get in there get a little overweight on him get a little overweight okay get a little sep on him that’s five fat jokes getting unbelievable uh Jordan spe it’s 16% I look I SM is is is just he’s he’s overpriced versus where he should be and I honestly think he would be damn near single digits if Klay would have stayed in the field but now that Klay didn’t stay in there Jordan spe’s going to soak up a little bit of that ownership even so at 16% I think that’s very reasonable ownership I would just give him a smooth I don’t even call that Chu that’s not even chalk to me you want to play Jordan Speed I think as with him being the most expensive guy and being that much of a lower ownership than everybody else I think you’re getting a pretty good discount you should be pretty excited about it I’m still not convinced he’s back and more than that I am even more convinced that motherf father can’t put four rounds together I don’t even think he can put three rounds together I think he’s going to have two really good rounds and people are going to beat their chest and then the other two rounds he’s going to shoot a one over and he’s going to finish t32 that’s what I think Bob great great Showdown play though JT poting coming at 9100 in the 9000s if you’re like you know only at 15% that’s a little high but it’s not too bad so we’ll give my boy the postman just I love it little little high but not too bad Adam spencon at 8200 he is kind of the chalki guy there in the 800s um excuse me the 8000s so I probably should give him donkey chalk but I was giv nah [ __ ] it as I said everybody’s donkey chalk the man’s donkey chalk and we don’t donkey CH we don’t do that okay I can’t believe people are going back to him after he [ __ ] him last week this is another thing that I messed up I got everybody to quit being mad at Players right remember everybody used to be he screwed me last week I’m not playing him okay just speaking of which Keith Mitchell screwed me last week let me tell you little story a little nice five of six and uh uh it’s looking good it’s going to definitely be a six of six uh Keith Mitchell he’s you know he’s already uh one one past the cut line he’s minus five he’s got a birdie putt on 15 where we’re posted up me Tambo and the crew and he decides to three Jack great job great job Keith not only does he three jack for a bogey there he then goes on to par the next two holes and then finds a bogey on 18 with another three putt so thanks [ __ ] Keith Mitchell missing the cut on the number total Keith Mitchell [ __ ] I wonder if Keith Mitchell can ever make enough putts to ever a birdie Fest because I got to tell you that guy’s body language he misses one 4ot putt he melts down like the [ __ ] Wicked Witch of the West right just I’m melting my [ __ ] visor is coming off I I saw it in real I saw it in real time so uh be aware of that uh but he’s fine he’s fine I whatever he’s he’s just okay chalk I don’t even really call that Chu so we’ll give him okay however you get down here we got the 17K guy a real hun and uh bol’s 5 done in the 6000s who are noticeably higher than everybody else on when it comes to ownership you don’t even need to guess what’s coming here these two guys are the definition and are by worse than all this other red you see up here because the lower the donkey chalk the more disgusting it is so these two guys are the definition of the man’s donkey chalk we don’t play that’s gross that’s right guy in the back he’s vomiting just at the thought of that so there you go that is a breakdown of the 10 highest own guys and two honorable mention [ __ ] for you to consider right but as always you need to we got to learn the art of the pivot right you can’t you can’t just fade all these guys some of these chalky Guys these donkey chalk guys you’re going to play I am too that’s the game we play the key is where do you pivot and undeniably all year we have found that the best place to Pivot is is is down low if you are up top you should probably play the better guys because they are getting there at a rate much much higher than their pivots are yet when you get down to the six and 7ks the pivots are either 50/50 or are outperforming the chalk players right so if you just simply go pick the other guy you would be better off for it so the key is is that it’s not about fading all the donkey chalk okay some of them are donkey chalk cuz they’re really good plays and they’re going to play really well this week if you fade every guy that I just put in red let me go ahead and tell you I can see the future you’re going to [ __ ] lose this week but let me go ahead and give you a flip side of that if you play every guy I just marked in red I can also see the future you’re going to [ __ ] lose this week all right the art is learning the art of where to Pivot and where not to Pivot all right let’s move on of course as always as I make this show some guys are going to watch this and their popularity is going to go up and some are going to go down we call this Steam which goes and we also have guys who are going to moonwalk backwards as their ownership comes back to reality so let’s talk about him first up the first guy that I think is going to steam is Sun JM probably gonna be some steam wons okay I’m sorry I’m sorry I can’t stop with the fad jokes tonight nothing personal sunj I’m a little chubby myself sunj 10,300 I’ve already told you he fits the Holy Trinity of dony chalk he’s a good course fit he’s in good recent form and he’s too cheap versus his price tag I am telling you sunj and will be over 30% tomorrow you get into the single entry and the high dollar stuff I think he’s going to be 40% and that is by definition getting steamed up tonight okay he you know what he really needs he needs to just go in the steam room okay this is getting unbelievable all right next up Denny McCarthy I’m telling you this community has a weird love affair with that little hobbit we’re going to call him pip okay Denny McCarthy is the best putter on Earth okay that’s just that’s like a statistical fact if you looked at the last four years right Denny McCarthy at 9500 people are going to say man Denny Denny’s pretty good he he been having a good year and you know this is basically just button contest I I’ll just if I start SJ Denny man I can build a really good lineup so many lineups are going to start with those guys I think Denny is going to get damn near 25% if not higher in the single entries and the higher dollar stuff so that makes him by definition steamed up next up the last one I’m just telling you weeks like this hear me out on this weeks like this where content is slow where tools are slow where a lot of people are taking the week off a lot of people aren’t even looking at this [ __ ] till tonight they’re just going to go with what the slap dick on Twitter said or what the slap dick on their favorite podcast said and they’re just going to play the names and the name this week in the 7000s is Rio huni right the guy does have game I won’t lie to you right but he’s also going to get steamed up tonight I think we’re going to see him at over 15 16% tomorrow we’re going to wake up and be like what the [ __ ] were you guys doing thinking about playing him because tonight he is going to get steamed up but if people are getting steamed up of course somebody has to be Moon walking backwards let’s see who I think is going to moonwalk backwards tomorrow I currently have Jason day at about 11% projected ownership but I think when we check in tomorrow I think people are going to say man I a playing no Jason day at 9400 I just play Denny mccarth for $100 more okay first of all quit talking like that and second of all you’re right that is a true statement right but if I were to tell you that Jason day I think he’s going to come in probably like 8% tomorrow do you truly think that Denny McCarthy is three times more likely to outperform Jason day okay if you do well I’m at the degenerate 75 on Twitter you slip into my DMs Lay Me 3 to one I’ll bet any amount of money you want any amount of money all right Jason day is a guy that is going to get overlooked he is a little overpriced versus how he’s planned and the guy makes too many damn bogey so nobody’s going to consider him at a birdie Fest so because of that I think you are going to see him moonwalk backwards but don’t forget Jason day can make some birds too good Showdown play next up oh Sammy Steves right my boy Tambo played him last week great call had a great finish last week but now all of a sudden they’re pricing him like he’s [ __ ] Scotty sheffler I cannot believe they priced him at $9,000 this week that is a laughable price tag when you look at the long-term uh medium outcomes that we would expect from Sam Stevens even in a field like this he’s about a $7,800 player yet they put him at 9,000 it’s very simple he is not going to project as well people are going to know his history and they are not going to play him uh at $9,000 right there’s just too many more proven Commodities around him so because of that I think you are going to see samam Stevens come in at single digits tomorrow he is going to moonwalked backwards 209 we almost got 300 people in here on a John Deere week don’t don’t tell me that people don’t care about PGA DFS and last up oh somebody’s calling me let’s see I’m not going to answer it though last up we have Kevin Yu he’s the same thing same problem what the hell are they doing with this pricing Kevin youu is a guy that’s $6,800 every week probably should be about what 7600 this week they somehow find him at 8,800 uh Kevin you priced him wrong okay there that’s his new name Kevin you priced him wrong uh he’s just not going to he’s going to get skipped over as somebody what as sites just said over here in the chat Nick dun laugh $8,900 who the hell is not going to find the extra $100 and play Nick Dunlap out of B Fest a dude who’s already shown that he can go a r real low and who can throw darts over Kevin Yu right and Kevin Yu putts like Helen Keller so do not forget these things so tomorrow when you uh uh I think all three of those guys are going to be single digits tomorrow because all three of them are going to moonwalk there you go that is that let’s get to the DFS tip of the week very very simple guys slap dick equals slap dicks if you’re going to play slap dicks this week at the John Deere and we all know you’re definitely going to be playing [ __ ] slap dicks at the John Deere as it makes up about 95% of the field remember this slap dicks are slap dicks okay and so much of the field this week is going to jump on SLAP dicks uh that are higher owned than the slap dick right next to him who’s literally oneth the ownership right you’ve got to get familiar with this term range of outcomes right a guy like last week let’s let’s take a guy at the fantasy Golf World Championship Lee Hodes or Adam senson Daniel Burger any of you want to take they were all somewhere between 24 to 30 % owned right so you could have played them or at the exact same price you could have played somebody like Sam stevens or a host of other pivots right at like 6% right do you really think that those guys are four or five times more likely to outproduce Sam Stevens now yes I’m taking Sam Stevens after he had a good outcome and after all those three slap dicks missed the cut but you could pick whatever you want let’s say you picked a pivot that also missed the cut right I can’t even remember another guy ecro maybe right did he miss the cut let’s say you played ecro all right here’s what I want you to remember when you go down playing 24% Adam spinson or 24% Lee Hodes that’s [ __ ] disgusting okay when you go down playing Austin ekro at 2% that sucks it killed your lineup all the same but it is less disgusting because if Austin ekro would have had a good week which is certainly in his range of outcomes you’re not sharing those points with everybody else right if Lee Hodes has a good week where Adam sson had a good week last week you have to share those points with a quarter of the field so you’re still not going to win it makes no sense to do that and they’re all slap ticks Austin necrot is the same [ __ ] player as Lee Hodes he’s the same player as Adam spinson they’re all slap ticks they all have this super wide range of outcomes because they’re slap ticks this isn’t Scotty Sheffer who has a floor of like T12 these are slap dicks so don’t play the chalky slap dicks it’s so stupid last week in the 555 I played my slap dicks down low right I played three punts last week right low owned guys I want my slap to be my slap dicks I don’t want to share them with everybody else I played Jake knap I played Troy Merritt and I played beer olison two or three of those guys did really good I had Merit and I had nap both at about 2% and the 555 and that lineup was looking really good until Keith Mitchell killed my six of six but even as a five out of six even though it was a five of six it still finished like 60th place and was a nice payout because I had two guys at 2% who were getting me tons of points and I didn’t [ __ ] have to share them with everybody my slap dicks were my slap dicks they weren’t everybody else’s slap dicks yes did I get lucky that Jake knap and Troy Merritt managed to have good scoring weeks on the same week sure but like that’s part of the game if they’re going to have a good week I want them to be my points and not everybody else’s I don’t want 24% Lee Hodes where I got to [ __ ] share him with everybody else in the field if my slap dicks go off and the chu guys miss the cut I can still have good weeks even with a five out of six all these guys are slap dicks below $77,000 this week so why on Earth would you play the chalky one why would you play the chalky ones make the slap dicks be your slap dicks and don’t share the slap dicks with everybody else CU they’re all slap dicks okay little too passionate about that uh enough slap dicks to go around Sean said it well Sean said it well all right here we go this is the model if you don’t know uh the model is life it’s what I’m all about uh there’s there’s oxygen and then there’s the model the only two things you need in life so here you go we looked at B grass putting cuz it’s B grass greens you dick uh looked at a lot of wedge ranges cuz they’re going to be hitting a lot of wedges you better be able to spin a wedge real close don’t spin it off the green Jake nap uh let’s see uh looked at recent approaches guys who’ve been hitting a good good drives which means that you hit a drive which thing gives you a green and regulation with your second shot uh greens and regulation this this course does give some bogeys right if you miss the green there’d be some bogeys around here right so having good greens and regulation actually has correlated very nicely yes you’re going to want your guy to make six birdies around but you also don’t want that to be with four Bogies around right from there looked at around the green on bent grass long rough and then we just looked at who does well uh on on easy scoring conditions and as you can see number one in the model Aaron Ry what the [ __ ] uh anyways I’m telling you it’s the two gloves you give a man two glove and iron covers in raining conditions true goat a true goat okay Aaron pumper nickel right now I know what I’m having for dinner I’m going to go get some butter I’m just going to slather it on some pumper nickel bread and I’m going to eat it and you know what in honor of Aaron I’m going to eat it with two [ __ ] gloves that’s what I’m going to do all right as you can see guys please remember Patrick can’t lay with Drew okay I know a lot of you probably have done zero research this week old neckbeard can’t lay he’s out okay he is not playing don’t play him he has no friends and he’s not playing this week two facts you need to know about Patrick Klay from there uh Jordan spe whatever you know I like I I I still got concerns about him and I just don’t think he can put four rounds together um but I do get him as a leverage play cuz he will certainly be the lowest owned of these five figure guys right we already talked about sep and sunjay and Aaron these three guys are all going to be very very popular I do think people are going to go back to Maverick mcney I would have loved for everybody to be like he screwed me last week well no one told you to play 40% on Maverick MC [ __ ] um so I I I think people are going to go back to him uh he actually rallied quite nicely over the weekend played him at Showdown did well Davis Thompson we are we know he going to be wild popular Denny McCarthy’s going to be wild popular so someone’s got to get squeezed here I think that’s going to be McNeely I think that’s going to be day are going to get a little bit of that squeeze Cam Davis has withdraw so don’t play him of course fantasy Nationals [ __ ] have that updated Keith Mitchell looks great in the model Keith Mitchell [ __ ] me last week I’ll probably play him again cuz I’m not going to get [ __ ] by a guy in a visor two weeks in a row okay JT poon looks great at the model I love JT Poston he’s a lot like J Jake nap when those guys are playing against slap dicks I like them a lot more than when they’re playing against Real golfers okay uh Sam Steve Nick Dunlap is a dude that like is this guy like are we like seeing like you know like like Iceberg light here like he seems like he’s a real player I have no word if uh Lucas Glover’s wife traveled with him so I cannot confirm if he’s going to be worried about getting the [ __ ] beat out of him every time he bogeys uh Luke Clinton 8600 is laughable this kid’s Got Game he’s good but an amateur at 8600 I’ll leave that for you I’ve got a question for you is Eric Cole back like I’m not sure like Eric Cole was broken but he is showing some signs of getting back and I will tell you this there’s no place to get back better than in a birdie Fest like John Deere Eric Cole I think is an interesting play this week and so is uh Mark hubard right with his little short putter I do think that most of the ownership in this range is going to go to old brother Sheamus batter and fenon hold on sorry sorry I’m from Canada all right uh I no one I I think that dumpy bow is going to get overlooked so is Taylor Montgomery largely because they suck Ben Griffin uh uh uh Patrick Rogers going to be moderately owned Patrick Rogers uh by by the way remembered who he was round four a [ __ ] loser oh the Swedish Chef is [ __ ] pumped look at this we’ve got old Michael the beon and the right here in the same range and honestly let me just go ahead and tell you the [ __ ] up some really good lineups for me last week but I will tell you this the guy had 12T for birdie all day he’s just never made a [ __ ] shot in his life oh I see over here in the chat Montgomery is wded I didn’t even see that uh so don’t play Taylor Montgomery Taylor Montgomery with Drew uh as he realized that he can’t hit a ball 200 yards and straight okay that is the breaking news uh let’s see the Swedish stuff we already talked about being pump pumped oh Michael the beon I’m telling you this guy’s got game he everybody’s wanting to play all these other amateurs uh the beon is a guy that I is I don’t think he’s an amateur any longer but like he’s got game right um shank makes too many pors for me Rio’s going to be the mega Chuck down here we’ve already talked about uh lee Hodes after he [ __ ] everybody uh interested in that I’m telling you this nil Chipley does not get as much attention as all these other amateur and I think it’s cuz he looks kind of you know kind he doesn’t really look like a golfer but the guy’s [ __ ] good I’m telling you he’s good people are going to go back to Daniel begger Daniel begger we’ll have three the traditional ways with mayonnaise sugar and uh olives that’s a commercial that nobody ever knows it’s his cousin doall uh let’s see here think Brenan Todd’s fifth in the model oh man clicking Brennan to let me get that ugly troll face in there okay I don’t think there’s a actually there is a lot of bridges in this area so children watch out the trolls going to be living under the bridge uh always never mind Justin lower to birdy Fest anytime it’s a TPC course I’m considering KH Lee uh Dylan Woo is a guy this really seems to be round in form I’ve already told you that Jake naap when he’s against slap dicks I like to play him when he’s against Real golfers I’m out when he plays against slap dicks I’m in that’s just my rule that’s my new rule Bud col’s number two in the model clearly the model’s broken I don’t know what that’s about but whatever uh luk list longterm is way better than all these golfers but I don’t he’s just not playing well Bob he’s not playing well uh let’s see uh in case a in case a cash game breaks out you always want to have David skins you gota you got to consider that uh Ryan Moore the the model loves Troy Meritt was very good to me last week but this week I haven’t been one of the higher owned guys in the sixks and what did I just tell you the day that I play a six or 7% on Troy Meritt when I could just go play what Garrick heo 1% [ __ ] kick me in the balls kick me in the balls I want want my slap dicks to myself they’re my slap dicks this is why I love Showdown so much CU it’s so much easier to for your to get slap dicks to yourself at one or two% and they can go off because they only got to do it for 18 holes right lastly Sam Ryder just a guy I’m always kind of a [ __ ] for I won’t lie to you I hear birdie Fest I always think of Sam Ryder all night long and of course Ben Cole’s 5 down here uh I I I think he’s going to come in at seven or eight% right uh that’s it that’s all the guys we’re going to talk about in the model which brings me to oh you want a sleeper who’s a sleep let me let me find you a sleeper who’s a [ __ ] sleeper uh who’s a good sleeper who’s a good sleeper I haven’t even I need to go dive into my sleepers all right [ __ ] it uh your sleeper is let me just find one guy I think skins is too high owned you know what Chan Kim can [ __ ] hit some approach shots give me some Chan Kim all right Kim and him there you go that’s who I am we’ll call him the the Eminem brothers and it’s mainly just because sj’s fat that is seven fat jokes about sunj in one stream who’s the one guy I’m not playing this week well it’s very simple the answer and I hate to say this it’s Jordan spe I’m sorry I love speed I like playing him when nobody’s playing him but I do think he will be in that 15 to 20% own range and I would rather just get that ownership elsewhere I just don’t think he can put four rounds together I do think he is coming back I do think he is trending I love what he’s doing off the tea but I still worry about his consistent approach and His short putting and I just I have not seen him put four rounds together in like I don’t know four [ __ ] years so because of that I’m sorry Jordan SM I can’t play you uh uh paully what do we say about Jordan spe this week I’m get the [ __ ] out of here all right I’m sorry I love Jordan spe I do I love that guy but I’m not playing him I’m not playing he will not be in my lineups this week well not in my week long he might be in my Showdown if you know what I’m saying which brings me to the more important question and we’re going to do it a little bit different this week no mystery man no mystery man this week the one guy we’re playing this week well I got down to two guys and I couldn’t decide right the two guys I got down to were well Aaron Ryan and Lee Hodges and I I just couldn’t decide so I had to do some real decision- making and I determined that the only real way to determine this Aaron Ry with wet conditions wearing those two gloves being number one in the model and never making boies for the first three days of a tournament and then you got to consider Lee Hodes because he [ __ ] everybody last week and now I want to be there to have him go win a tournament when all those slap dicks are mad at him so I think we just need a good old game of chicken to decide who we’re going to play so let’s get it going Aaron Ry or Lee Hodes oh [ __ ] Aaron Ry firing up the tractor oh lee Hodes that a John Deere is that a John Deere at the John Deere I see what the [ __ ] we’re doing here man great smile oh hey who’s that [ __ ] up on the hill normally that’s Patrick Rogers or Rory this week it’s spe cuz you know I’m fading him so spe up on the hill he’s the girl throwing off his hat kind of hot it’s kind of hot kind of good looking all right there Dave that’s Ron sunj and sep always stirring up [ __ ] they’re always stirring up [ __ ] by the way can we just talk about this music no wait there’s mountains in Illinois what the [ __ ] I didn’t know there were mountains in Illinois just play along just play along with it what do we need this week guys we need a hero who’s oh [ __ ] that is a John Deere that’s a John Deere Oh Aaron Ry is getting [ __ ] pumped Aaron Ry is getting pumped you can tell this ain’t round four at the rocket mortgage cuz Ry is fired up they’re lifting up their barrels I don’t even know what the [ __ ] going on I do not know what’s going on I guess it’s what I guess it’s what they do in Iowa or Illinois as my home girl told me oh [ __ ] this is getting intense uhoh the suspense of this movie is killing me sunj just qu quit stirring up the [ __ ] uh-oh uhoh leog just his his shoe stuck his his shoelace is stuck on the pedal that’s not good that’s not good either that or he’s humping the chair oh yep that must be symbolic of him missing the cut last week and you [ __ ] playing him at 24% uh-oh who’s it going to be Aaron you’re such a [ __ ] Aaron Ry what is this Sunday oh bye Aaron that’s right Lee hajes ain’t no chicken [ __ ] oh watch out Jesus Christ watch out that doesn’t look safe Lee Haj is looking good he ain’t backing down this week farmer Lee we’re going right to him after he let all the slap dicks down last week this week he’s going to kick ass and I’m going to have all the leodes the one guy we’re playing this week we’re playing leodes Lees yeah all right there it is man him and Ron look good that’s a good-look couple that is a goodlook couple guys you got to know there’s still plenty of golf left come sign up for the golf package actually if you’re playing more than one sport you should just get the monthly but come sign up do we have golf only over chipet do it I promise you won’t reget it I have I’m just tired of say it’s I’m going to just say it’s the best [ __ ] tool in PGA DFS called the Rosetta Stone I do this for class which is what this is we have it for round two Showdown round three Showdown and round four Showdown it has my projections it has my ownership it has the wave edges it has the his historical rounds everything you need to know in one spot so if you’re a [ __ ] working dad and you want or Mom and you want to come home and like see who the good plays are and do this and have it all in one spot where you can read it that is what the stone does and yes I’m going to have this for NFL and yes I’m going to have this for college football and yes I’m going to [ __ ] be back for both of them because you know what as that as that nurse told me when I was at chemo she said um you do know that like I’ve heard you do this stream that’s very like high energy and when you do that while you’re on chemo that K that can cause complications which could lead to death okay [ __ ] that I didn’t ask for an opinion for thank you for that I guess I’ll die doing what I [ __ ] love now shut the [ __ ] up and pump me full of poison [ __ ] anyway sorry I don’t I don’t like I don’t like my nurse my medical team very much all right so there you go it’s there it’s there every time we’re going to have it for foot NFL we’re going to have it for college football which by the way be checking your email soon because there might be a special offer coming out for football and yes we have a whole bunch of winners all kinds of motherf fathers flying that flag so there you go we’re doing we’re just killing it and ship it I’m just telling you and you the best part is is we’re cheaper than everybody else we give you the best product and we’re cheaper than everybody else because you should spend your [ __ ] money on your DraftKings lineups and not on your tout sites [ __ ] like supplementing their shitty DFS play all right let’s get to the drawing big guys fired up I think I’m going to die I think I’m going to die that nurse was right ah I’m fine I’m fine here we go this is for everybody who liked and retweeted over on Twitter this is a split a $200 ticket with me uh shoot me a DM on Twitter or if you’re over already on the Discord uh ship it just reach me out over there I’m not famous I’ll like I’ll like return your message and stuff Nick John 00001 9187 because we’re going to kill it get it that’s police code thank hey everybody thank you thank you thank you I’ll be here all week no literally I’m oh well I am going somewhere on Friday but that’s a bucket list item you don’t get to know that all right Nick reach out to me thank you guys all for being here and let’s remember one thing never forget rule number one it’s the John Deere and it’s [ __ ] awesome it’s another week of PGA DFS and we should be thankful for it we should not take it for granted every day you get to wake up and do something you enjoy check those scores listen to that content make your lineups enjoy the sweat enjoy the Tilt enjoy the results rather you win or lose and just be thankful that you had another chance to play and do something enjoy and most of all enjoy the community it is so awesome to be around like-minded people who are going through the same thing as you and enjoying it just as much as you we play a special game don’t take it for granted every day as a gift that’s rule number one don’t you ever [ __ ] forget it if that’s not worth putting your hands up for I don’t know what is we’ll see you in two weeks for the Open Championship come hell high water I don’t care what those f [ __ ] nurses say to me let’s celebrate with a little Victory lap put those hands up [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] so oh my God feels like the

13 Comments

  1. Your dumbass won my dumbass over, when you were spot on about morikawa a few weeks ago
    Keep on keeping on my man

  2. What an unexpected surprise, you made a crappy day way better ! Give em hell, James !let’s get this money

  3. What's a happening James? Still no commercials? No 11:11 DFS Sign up with us intro? No adds throughout the show? What the fuck is the matter with you? Have you lost your God Blessed Mind? Lastly, why suddenly the excessive swearing? I fucking love it. Nothing better than the Degen75 1.0. May the good lord continue to bless you , my friend.

Write A Comment