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HANK HAD THE BEST DAY OF HIS LIFE + MOUNT RUSHMORE SEASON IS BACK



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00:00 Intro
02:49 Summer Of Hank
13:13 Stanley Cup Game 7
28:09 Who’s Back Of The Week
45:45 Ryan Whitney
01:23:28 Mount Rushmore Of Guys Who Haven’t Won The Big One

Hank had the greatest day of his life on Friday and is now a member of Joe Mazzulla’s family after riding a duckboat in the championship parade. The Oilers force a Game 7. Protestors tried to stop Scottie Scheffler and the Hawk Tuah girl has taken over the internet. Who’s back of the week including Klutch going after MJ’s stats and the Oilers girl has found more fame. Ryan Whitney joins the show to talk about the Stanley Cup Final, how the Oilers have come all the way back, what he expects Monday night and more. We finish with the return of Mt Rushmore season and the Mt Rushmore of people who can’t win the big one, with some bonus case race recap. 

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I did see a meme that uh swifties don’t Hawk Tua ah I don’t know if that’s there’s a lot of Swift I don’t know if that’s true I saw the meme I’m just reporting what I’ve seen we’re journalists I’m reporting it there’s not a lot of crossover between like Reagan voters and Taylor Swift fans probably HW Tu yeah h on today’s part of my take we have maybe I think he had actually leads the PMT in most guest appearances it is Ryan Whitney getting us ready for game seven of the Stanley Cup Final how we got there what we’re expecting for Monday night gets us pumped up we’re going to recap the weekend Hank is now a member of Joe maula’s family we have who’s back of the week and we have Mount Rushmore season officially kicking off we’re going to do the Mount Rushmore can’t win the big one so uh maybe there’ll be someone who’s playing on Monday night in that uh and it’s going to be me vers Max vers PFT vers Hank solos this year we’ll have to think of a punishment too we’ll have to discuss that 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Championship parade I was like what the [ __ ] there’s no way there’s absolutely no way it looked like you had the best time ever Hank so again I’m reluctantly happy for you it was it was definitely the best day of my life I can honestly say that I’ve I’ve been riding the high all weekend just just running it back and thinking about how insanely ridiculous it was I had absolutely no business being on that boat uh the fact that I got invited is is a testament to to you guys in the show that it somehow ever even happened uh oh thank you did you crash the boat did not crash the boat I did take a I was take that take that he just said basically we got him on that boat welcome I was on the boat pretty much I did take a couple branches to the face I was standing up we we got hit with some branches but karma we got there we got there early got there at like 9:00 I I woke up we we got to Boston around like 2:00 I couldn’t sleep I was excited so I I didn’t have the best night of sleep I was a little bit running late so I didn’t I didn’t eat I didn’t have any sunscreen was that my fault no no no no it was it was my fault but I I was probably not great time management showed up and I you know I was feeling it out cuz I told you guys before I was like I don’t know how to act I have no business being on this boat I didn’t win the championship I don’t know what the vibe is going to be like and uh right when I got there missoula’s team was like you guys didn’t you didn’t bring any beers I was like oh and I didn’t know the vibe they like oh no we’re we’re going to get after it uh it was his whole family they were all absolutely incredible his whole team his brother his sons his wife everyone uh and and one of his best friends that he grew up with and and me that was it that was it started and I was like still feeling it out his wife before even the duck boo took off she took out a huge bottle of tequila everyone started taking shots and then from there it was just off people were at like throwing beers throwing nips and Mill cuties I probably had like 10 or 15 of those to the point where I was like I might puke like I was just taking them chugging them grabbing beers Stone coling them on people people were bringing out Ace Ace of uh Spade bottles we were like spraying the crowd with champagne you were the front duckboat we were the first duckboat so how did that work when you were you were driving down the street and you see people on the side of the road and they’re like cheering for your float at first are you like intimidated to wave back at them because you think to yourself like they’re not waving at me they’re waving a coach well it was just the whole time I kept thinking how crazy it was that if I wasn’t on the boat I lit I was just looking out at a sea of of myself like I was just looking out at at you know my people people from Boston I was like if I wasn’t on this boat I would be in that crowd and they were all just so excited like the energy was so high Missoula was the first person they saw and so when they saw him they started going nuts so it was just like getting the crowd you know pumped up for the rest of the parade which was super easy people were people were so excited there was so many people like I could not believe I kept thinking like it’s got to be over soon and we just kept going and it just got the crowds got bigger and bigger and bigger people were just going insane it was it was it it was the greatest it was something I’ll never I can’t even put into words how how lucky I was to be able to do you got to experience what being a champion at the highest level of sports is like that’s what you got to experience on Friday biggest biggest uh parade in NBA Championship history 1.5 million people I love parade math that’s my favorite where they have a hopter that flies over they’re like that’s 1.1 million and they just show the heat picture yeah uh Missoula is the best he’s the absolute I mean he’s he’s couldn’t be cooler we hung out with him for like 45 minutes before we started uh the funniest there was a very funny moment like right after the parade route ended they kind of turn to the side they were stopped and then you know they get back on the freeway to go back to the Garden so everyone has to sit down and and everyone’s buckled at this point too and Missoula you know huddles everyone around like I said it’s literally his direct family and you know his personal team and then me and and he gives you are you are one of his best friends now yourself in that group he’s like every single person here you all played a part in this Championship except Hank and then everyone started laughing yeah was so it was so it was so funny that’s good so max you were in charge of cutting up social stuff and and having your eyes on the internet for Hank content of which there was a whole lot what was your favorite Hank clip said I looked awkward yeah he what did what was he awward you were so salty you’re like yeah I’ll say it Hank looks awkward up there you did you look you looked awkward as [ __ ] you didn’t know anyone on the boat you were the oddd I didn’t know I’m I became lifelong friends with everyone on that boat no they’ll always have that moment together awkward and you know it you know you were awkward up there he it’s a it’s a very I don’t think you looked awkward the only time he looked awkward was when the flag bodied him yeah yep that was flag was yes that that’s my answer that’s my answer that’s my favorite video that was when I that’s when I realized I had to stop drinking and the only way to do that physically because I kept catching beers and then you know you want to pump the crowd up and just chug it or or throw it down so like I get two hands on a flag and just wave it and it just the flag dominated you I mean I was yeah there was a couple couple moments where the flag got caught up and I didn’t know what was going on you’re double fist pumping the flag you did a lot of double fist pumps almost every clip that I saw was HKS and sending the two fists out there just a classic move Max was mad that people were bringing up in bead no I wasn’t I actually was ecstatic to see that the fact that it’s their Championship parade and they still can’t stop talking about in beid that’s a great sign great that was a great thing for you that they did I was so happy to see that sign rent free so so yeah it was a it was a very cool situation Hank I think that most people would be awkward put in that situation but I know you get along pretty well with anybody in situations like that he a good vibes guy you’re a good vibe guy well and his whole family they’re they’re you know they’re from they’re from one Island it felt it felt very natural I was I was definitely a little worried but then literally his wife like before we even took off was like all right everyone’s doing shots and I was like all right I’m going to fit in just fine here there’s got to be a word for that to describe a guy like Hank who is uh just real [ __ ] to everybody that he actually cares about and then if you’re a stranger he’s the biggest ray of sunshine of all time always have good times always good times outside podcast he brought more Vibes on that duckboat than he has on the show in Forever that is a fact yeah yes maybe we need to start throwing him nips I’m just happy this is the last day of Hank suckfest the past few weeks just wait I mean Hank’s on a roll right now I understand I understand people are upset about the Hank suckfest but our [ __ ] producer and very good friend like was on a duckboat with the coach of the NBA champions that’s how can we not lead the show with that I just want the people that are complaining to know that their voice is heard okay I will be I will be that person thank you for your service Max just know that if you’re in that camp you you are a Max yeah good and and Max if if a Philly team ever won we wouldn’t do the same for you we would yeah but that’s different oh okay that’s different because it be you we would definitely do the same for you well yeah I mean it’s whatever yeah okay know who was uh who was the drunkest at the at the speech they did the speech beforehand smart uh porzingis porzingis was late which honestly was great for me because everyone was uh in the tunnel waiting cuz they all came out as a team to the court and did the speech before the the parade went off and so everyone was just waiting around for poor zingis cuz he I it almost happened to me too where he basically tried to get off and then you know that the road was blocked off so we couldn’t get across so it was like there was probably 30 minutes where we got to just mingle with the players cuz they were just waiting for poor zingis that’s awesome uh Derek white did he like your hair love the hair he came in said what up uh Sam Hower was was drunk he was also the man though him and his whole family AKA porzingis his brother Joey of porzingis yeah you went up for people who don’t know Hank told uh Gaz I’m gonna go take a picture of porzingis and then it was just a picture of Hank standing next to Joey Hower who was like 68 yeah he’s tall white he was wearing this he was wearing the Hat the same way I mean that’s yeah I was I was very drunk at that point who got the bigger pop Tatum or brown I was in front of them so I don’t know good question yeah that be interesting I did see that Jaylen brown lost his ring yeah he had like a nice fancy ring that he brought with him to the parade some people were saying that Hank stole it he also said that he was there’s like a cash prize if someone finds it why wouldn’t the c k you buy a new one it must be I thought that too it must be it’s probably a Sentimental ring yeah it was Putin there I did not see Putin oh okay you must have missed him um okay so great great weekend it was yeah it was it was the greatest day in my life I have a question yes what did you what what did the night look like well he took a nap there yeah so there was an Afterparty uh at Cisco like with just the the organization that was blocked off to the public till like 5:00 and then once the public you know they open the doors for the public people kind of filtered out cuz it you know people were tur into a [ __ ] show so I went back to the hotel uh me Gaz was checking into the hotel I said I’m just going to go up to my room for a second I texted him at like 4:45 and said let me know when you’re ready I’ll be down and then I woke up at 7:15 uh so I took a little nap but then yeah I went out I went out in southy and had a had a great time little Napp so you didn’t go out with any anyone on the team at night not at night now okay all no yeah I I was just curious Max that wasn’t that wasn’t that wasn’t a dig I was was curious that was dig that’s a big dig that was dig I’m I’m one to admit when when it is a dig that was not a dig that was I was actually just curious so so Hank you just went out with your friends at night and partied Yeahs which could be Joe Missoula no you say you’re going out with your friends do you have his number now I do have his number uh he I mean he invited me to his house he was like trying he was like you sure you don’t want to come back like I was like I appreciate it but uh I’m I’m could have napped on his couch yeah yeah could have choked him out could have could have punched a hole in his drywall and and that would have been good for him his house um okay so incredible weekend for Hank we do have a game seven Stanley Cup final game 7 Monday night tonight uh the Oilers back from the dead have absolutely Dom dominated the Panthers we’re going to talk with Whitney for 30 minutes about the game but this is this has chance to be just an all-time alltime game seven this would be I think the most iconic moment in Stanley Cup finals history if they’re able to pull if McDavid does I I think yeah and then if the Panthers do it it kind of becomes a footnote and at the same time becomes another tally in the check mark box of McDavid can’t win the big one choke but it has been an incredible series incredible like I I thought this series was absolutely over I thought it was going to be a sweep and then boom you look up I mean the games are it’s you know like two nights in between three nights in between each game but Oilers have just kicked the [ __ ] out of the Panthers did the Oilers figure out Bob I did I think they figured everything out I think they figured Bob right out they figured out just in time yeah and it’s going to be awesome we also have uh I think we have double championships on Monday night because Tennessee and Texas A&M play for the College World Series yeah the vs vs battled back yeah the jell shot challenge let’s talk about the jell shot challenge because I always thought that it was like a cool thing that the College World Series had did you read the same tweet as me that ruined it no no I I’ve been thinking this since last week so you can tell me what ruined it for me uh but the jell shot challenge is at every College World Series in Omaha you go there and every team has a list for their fans and it it updates the tally based on how many jello shots at that bar certain fan bases have purchased in the past it’s been kind of fun because it’s just like people that go into the bar and happen to order the jell shots now we’ve got people drone striking in jell shot orders from out of town and is it does it go to charity at all or is it just the bar cuz if it’s just the bar they’re Geniuses I think it’s just the bar and there might be some charity element what ruined it for me was uh someone said that they have them prepackaged and yeah people show up and just buy a bunch and then like walk away yeah and like that’s not in the spirit of the rules or you can call in you you should have to take the jell shot yes for it to count yes I feel like we’re in a um the live ball era let’s get back to just the basics yeah drunk people fans taking the jello shot right in front of you organically I want I want you can order them for your table that’s cool order a couple for your table but they all have to be D they all have to be taken by your fan base yeah but walking in and saying like I’d like 10,000 jello shots right and then just having and and then that doesn’t tell me anything about your family it just says that you have someone who Rich who could buy a bunch of jello shots yeah you should have to drink them yeah 100% you’re and and it should it shouldn’t count like drink them or eat them eat them SL drink them take take them but you all it also wouldn’t count like if we walked if we walked in and uh I were a Tennessee fan and you were wearing like NC State stuff and I bought two jello shots and you took one that shouldn’t count for two for Tennessee that’s NC State right they should just do uh the breathalizer challenge breathalyze every person wearing a jersey that walks out and then do an average at the end of the week yeah that’d be good do you want to talk about the Haw Tua girl uh apparently she’s signing merchandise now good for her she making hats good for her got to take advantage I like the Haw Tua girl just because um who is the Haw Tua girl well there was a man on the street video was Nashville I don’t know where it was I think it was Nashville and uh do you want to play the video can you play the video for us spit on that thing yeah spit on that thing so um I like how simple this meme is because I saw it going around and we had a busy week last week and I I kind of missed it at the beginning and then I caught up and I was like oh that’s as simple of a meme as it can get yeah there’s no other thing to it I like those all right go ahead play the video what’s one move in bed that makes a man go crazy every time oh you got to give him that HCK too and spit on that thing so yeah that’s it it’s as simple as possible how many it’s a girl talking about spitting on a [ __ ] how many tag Evola jerseys are just going to be labeled on the back next year oh yeah oh yeah that’s that I mean I think we can already say that’s the number one fantasy football team name for 2024 righta yeah she uh she’s she’s a star she’s an absolute star a legend she’s a complete star yeah what do you think about her form hack H Tua I like the message I like the message she was sending one HW Tua guy to to another H Tua Hank Tua Shane Hawk Tu is his own [ __ ] yeah but it’s crazy like he doesn’t eat anything else like Shane Shane didn’t have his first sandwich until last week he he had his first sandwich oh yeah no she’s uh she’s a star in the making it feels like we’re on a really good run right now of you know with emmans Oilers fan yeah talk to a girl we’re just getting back to the basics the basics of the internet yes attractive female does something and we’re like yes she rules well I mean it boils down to like [ __ ] or tits yeah right turns out those things do well damn she’s a star if the protesters at the uh at The Travelers the fifth major if they just had tits that were just poking out there I think their cause would be celebrated a little bit more yeah so those guys uh so Scotty sheffler won again all he does is Win although only won one major this year M can’t win the big one he won he won one big one he won one big one uh but yeah we had protesters on was it the 18th 18th hole they’re coming up and uh the one guy had what like a s foot putt Tom yeah Tom Kim they should uh like I protester Justice is never because because a guy remember when they were doing it with the Timberwolves games they were they were gluing themselves to the floor I don’t think that if you protest something at a sporting event you shouldn’t just be like okay now I go to jail pay $1,000 fine whatever it is it should your punishment should just be directly related to this sport they should have to go stand at the t- boox and Scotty shuffer and Tom Kim get to T1 like right at them that’s what it should be or you just get handcuffed to a tree yeah and you have to just live on the golf course yeah or like when you if you if you glue yourself to a basketball floor you should have to then they should just reglue you to Center Court and you have to just be trampled on for the entire of entirety of the game glue you down right underneath the basket and you get dunked on yeah right like that you got yeah you got Rudy goar landing on you don’t have to then go to jail but if you do it at a sporting event you you should have you should have to get your punishment immediately at that sporting event yeah so they were they were stop Big Oil people right okay and I think that the Edmonton Oilers fan did so much that was Pro Big Oil yeah it completely overshadows any counter-protester yeah just if you if you’re going to do a protest and you want people who are watching sports to pay attention just have your boobs out yeah and people people be like you know what I’ll I’ll look at some of their literature yeah the cops won’t tackle you as hard yeah that was it was funny watching the cops be like this is our big moment there was like four or five of them running everywhere it’s what you train for if you’re a security guard and you’re working at it’s either you either get to arrest Scotty sheffler or you get to arrest somebody that’s threatening Scotty sheffler yeah and they were dumping stuff all over the green I don’t know what they were dumping it just looked like cocaine it might have just been cocaine there’s like a red flare I think as well yeah shout out Scotty keeping his composure yeah he probably thought they were coming for him his hair looked great did it Scotty’s hair it grew it grew right in grew all the way so it looks pretty good right now and then and right after it was over like the second he stepped off the green his wife just hands him the baby he like here you look after the baby now well it’s also for the pictures it’s for the pictures the pictures the baby picture after a win is I mean Jason’s hait him we talked about his whole Aura but the the the video of him with Deuce is you can’t not like that yeah you got you have to have the coldest heart in the world to not like that if you throw a kid into a Champion’s arms it’s instant this is awesome yeah but then if he loses I want to see that baby face the music afterwards and the baby answer the tough ones did uh did Jason Tatum did he have Aura at the parade so much Aura really that look like he was carrying around the trophy said said what ups that sounds like the trophy asora yeah a prop I mean just the pictures and videos he looked like the the greatest champion in the world the the Beau beautiful part about winning champ that this time when you know you win a championship you can just reply with the picture of him holding the trophy and it’s tough It’s a tough argument it is no I’m not arguing that he’s not a champion he’s definitely a Champion a player a star player holding a trophy in front of 1.5 million yeah that was a cool picture I saw that but that was Sun going off of it but that’s Aura it’s more the sun and the trophy the sun and the trophy have the sun has Aura yeah sun has a lot of AA that’s just that’s you can ask Neil degrass Tyson about that he’ll tell you son’s just radiating Aura all over the place um okay what El what other sports or any any other things we have from the week did you win the 50-50 raffle I didn’t know I I was I SP I spent I think 300 bucks on 50/50 raffle and the guy just sat down next to me he’s like thank you so much for doing this I was like do people not normally they don’t buy that much get that much and I was looking at I was like I’ve never wanted anything more in my life than than to win the 5050 raffle that might have been the end of part of my take it actually I thought about it when I saw the picture I was like if he wins I this will ruin me yeah you even get a number what do you mean like did you get the first number CU I I usually don’t even get first that’s when sucks when you’re like all right okay none of them were correct yeah you you have to buy them every inning yeah I bought them all at once and then when they they make the announcement after the games over I go to the website and I looked at it and I had to like refresh it because I was like this must be a different 50/50 raffle because the first number is different from all my tickets yeah um but yeah no the I mean the bleachers at Wrigley Field are incredible got to take the tarps off out there Friday afternoon nothing better beer snakes going a lot of uh Edmonton Oilers fans and full kits out there in the heat Really Brave in the Sun and uh yeah you got also you got to drink beers out of a bat they they got the bat beers out there yep yep so now I just have that in my kitchen now that I just pour every drinking to I’m drinking out of a bat there’s nothing better yeah you had a a perfect Chicago weekend and Max moved mhm that was fun too though probably I went to the sphere it was sick Max you moved yeah I drove like 40 hours in two days so we all of us had had incredible weekends yeah yeah no that was the max parade no I had I had a good weekend I had a good dinner it’s then I drove a lot okay nice a lot of driving yeah anyone who uh is thinking about going to the sphere do it yeah it does look incredible it was mindblowing you know who else had a great weekend was T was it like a a part part of me thinks my mind would get permanently blown there was of like there was a couple moments there was a there was especially a moment on Saturday night and I’ll be fully honest I had had a lot of mushrooms both Friday and Saturday but I did have that thought of like will I ever go be able to go back to real life because it was that cool yeah I just want I would want to just live in the sphere it was it was like I said the expectations were high and they blew them out of the water incredible yeah um shout out James Dolan one good thing he’s done in his life and his kazoo band yeah and his K do you think his kazoo band’s ever gonna play at this I’d go see it I would go I would go I’d be front row yeah I I I didn’t know if it was the mushrooms or the sphere and then I just realized why not both and it was both it was definitely both uh but yeah Travis Kelce had a great weekend too mostly because he just missed Beer Olympics yeah so he’s he’s probably very happy that he’s hanging out overseas instead of having to go to Nashville and we have a new war Dave gr versus swifties yes we do I saw that I stand with Dave gr um I do too what do he do he diss her he said that uh they’re doing the errors tour because they play their music live Foo Fighters are unlike unlike Taylor Swift who’s not playing live she just lipsyncing that’s what his claim was some people are saying yeah but it’s also like why can’t they’re just what is he thinking why can’t there [ __ ] talk why can’t swifties just do [ __ ] talk that’s what they do no they don’t they don’t let sh they don’t they don’t anyone who says anything mean about Taylor Swift ever they [ __ ] go to Defcon a million I don’t even know if that’s Defcon yeah but it should be like sports you should be able to to take the [ __ ] talk fire back in kind without trying to take away his entire career bun of Mean Girls Dave gr will be fine I did see a meme that uh swifties don’t Hawk Tua ah I don’t know if that’s true there’s a lot of Swift I don’t know if that’s true I saw the meme I’m just reporting what I’ve seen we’re journalists I’m reporting it there’s not a lot of crossover between like Reagan voters and Taylor Swift fans probably H Tu yeah it’s so good it’s so I I love that for a while all we had was the uh the Gluck luuck 3000 yeah we we’ve been waiting for a worthy successor and I think Haw Tua does it it’s finally been released what do you think her dad saying right now um that’s my girl yeah yeah like that was good work yeah nice you you you you you asserted yourself well in that interview yeah Haku uh okay anything else from the weekend trying to think oh we did have the first ever uh walk-off pitch clock violation yeah those electric yep happened to the Rockies right yeah happened to the Nationals yeah yeah with Rockies won I believe and uh yeah we finally got it we were waiting for it we needed it thank God we also had a uh another rematch of the fever in the sky and then nothing really happened it was just like a normal good basketb they just like the Washington generals and the Globe Trotters play every game they seem to play a lot how mad they’re playing every other night how mad are people that there wasn’t a hard foul on Caitlyn Clark there’s a [ __ ] people who only watch the game for hard fouls on Caitlin yeah like a hawk they’re watching and they’re they’re just like rewinding every frame that seemed like an unnecessary shoulder uh there was like some [ __ ] talking but it was just normal sports right which is I think what it’s going to turn into yeah now if I was a player on the fever what I would do if I’m like into the rotation uh type player I would just become her enforcer just get out there and wreck some people’s face if they touch Caitlin Clark yeah and then you just develop an enormous fan base based off that yeah just become the the Caitlyn Clark uh stopper Yeah by physically assaulting are the Caitlyn Clark stopper stop no I’m saying her teammate oh her teammate oh her the protector yeah she get real violent yes the prot violent yes um okay let’s do who’s back the week um max are you gonna start doing whose backs of the week should he that that’s that’s not my choice I think you I think we should try it and see how it goes yeah it probably would go poorly do you have one uh yep okay uh who’s back of the week’s brought to you by Kors light the perfect summer playlist may be elusive but one thing is for sure it gets better when it’s enjoyed with a cold 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had some of the Grimace Shake on his on his wrist he was Hawk toing into the ball so I’ll just say my my added inspiration to dunk that that was the only thing I didn’t really mention was uh how’s it been going this Bender you’ve been on it it’s been I’ve been trying to do as much as I can but after spending you know the day and basically being invited as a as a quasi member of the Missoula family I feel like it’s my responsibility to live up up to the high expectations and standard that he sets and I I feel more motivated than ever to just put in the extra work and make it happen because that’s just that’s that’s what he would do that’s what mouas would do so earlier earlier in this you said that this was probably the best day of your life you just hung out with Tom Brady like six days ago oh my God I forgot Hank has been on such a streak that I forgot about that so this was better than chilling with Tom Brady yeah I mean it it the the one before was the first Patriots Super Bowl when they won and we got invited to the hotel it was random like we weren’t expecting it we were just at a bar got a text ended up at the team hotel after party and and got to party with the team when it was like you know maybe a 100 people there that was previously the greatest night of my life this one this one tops it I think Brady’s probably top four geez so you had two of the greatest nights of your life in the same week I I wish you hadn’t said that there will be downfall I completely forgot about there will be downfall yeah the downfall is football or real shame in a boat or real shame trying to dunk real shame if if you popped your Achilles trying to D PFT it would be I understand I would I would I understand why bad bad Bo on me bad Bo he deserves it after I was going to say ACL he deserves bad boy I didn’t I didn’t deserve to be on that boat but it’s one of those things where when you’re in that situation you have to just enjoy it I I enjoyed it as much as I could even though it was no but but BF is right like the the world evens out but not for Hank yeah I’m just going to enjoy it you know people are going to try and take me down tear me down his bald head doesn’t look that bad show the bald head how how the suntan get I got a oh kind of already back the uh his his one of his assistants and his wife like you have to put on sunscreen you have to put on sunscreen we brought it don’t worry and then as we’re taking off they started putting it on me he he he’s like hey I said no sunscreen and they thankfully they overruled them like he’s got to put some on yeah yeah but you didn’t at the start and I was going to say that the two biggest pieces of advice you should have gotten or at least tried to follow up on going to the parade would be put sunscreen on your head and eat something for breakfast right that’s why when I was on the way there I was like oops you wanted to blame me so bad no yeah you did anytime you don’t eat uh looks good thank you it looks good I don’t know how it looks good but this is Hank’s just on a heater man what no shames happen Okay PFT your who’s back the week uh my who’s back is the USA Baby us dosao what did we do we beat the dastardly bolivians oh [ __ ] yes we crushed them into Bolivia and it was a it was a great game for Christian p and he scored uh in like the first three minutes and then had a great assist later on team looked good we should group stage group stage what do we get if we win our real we get uh the honor of beating imortality we own all of Americas because it’s a Copa America so we get um we get rights to South America too that just South United States of America Panama they stink and then um Uruguay who’s always good in these tournaments is there any is there a weird uh country in this remember wasn’t it wasn’t qar inar was in it last time yeah they were honorary Americans do we have any of those we are the weird country in it okay so we’re not supposed to be in it we’re not in it every single time but we’re hosting the Entre tournament which is Major cuck move yeah uh but we’re using it to I get guess get things tuned up for the World Cup when we host it but team look good the lads look good it’s still bur halter out it’s always bur halter out but yeah dosao I’m excited for some soccer yeah Uruguay is gonna be a good game they’re good they’re very good yes is uh Luis Suarez still playing uh I don’t know I don’t know love that I don’t know if he’s playing this tournament or not just biting everybody I love that guy um okay my who’s back of the week is uh Lebron and clutch being salty I don’t know if you guys have followed this it’s the most pathetic thing I’ve ever seen uh I guess clutch has hired a bunch of people to go and look up old MJ stats and try to rip down MJ and it’s the most transparent uh move ever knowing that LeBron might not win another title so now they’re going to try to find other ways to progress the goat conversation but I know obviously I’m biased I can’t I don’t understand how you can look at this and not be like this is the pettiest saddest thing possible so what are they doing they went back to the 1988 uh def uh season and when MJ won a defensive player of the year and like looked up games where he had uh an inordinate amount of steals and then they went and looked and like saw the crediting of it which happens in every Arena like the home road splits always happen yeah it was really bad in the 70s ‘ 80s and I think early 90s you can’t even go back and watch some of those games right and now we’re in a war where like now LeBron’s old plays are getting posted it’s just I don’t know I don’t understand what the end goal was why would you try to tear down MJ if you have to try to tear down MJ to elevate LeBron you’ve already lost in my opinion MH correct yeah like if you have to go back in time and trying to nitpick Stats you’re essentially admitting that you’ve lost Al no one really cares about that much and also in the in the in the quote in the story Bob Ryan uh basically said he’s like I you I I don’t use stats for all my voting I used the it test and he was the best defender in the league like what what does it matter yeah he’s the best in the league at the time compared to other players that he was playing right sure but yeah there’s a lot of like the John Stockton assist numbers Home and Away splits happens all the time happens it happens all the time and every player that was in that era dealt with it and and what you know what would be real shame you know what would be a real shame if anyone finally did a story about LeBron and peeds that’ be real shame that would be a shame I’m not saying there’s anything there but you you’re now opening the box to to ask questions so we’re going to go back and and do stats he actually had his guys from his management team go back and look at MJ stats I don’t know if I mean listen it was it was Tom Habra who I I like but I don’t I don’t like his work in this uh Nick Wright who we do like as a friend he he I don’t know if he was joking but he was saying he had a piece in the in the working of this um of course he did clutch Media or clutch they they do like they have media members that are in their back pocket so it wouldn’t shock me if this is what happened yeah they’re like hey go look at all these stats well I think I don’t think Nick Wright you would even have to pay him for that because every every little bit that you can make Michael Jordan appear worse makes him appear more right right and I like Nick but like it’s just a very pathetic thing to go back in time and try to nitpick every stat and what’s happened now is people are are digging up LeBron stats and and Game film and there’s you could do it for every single player ever yeah how many times did he travel right how about we take a look at that how many how many carries did he get away I watched one today where he got credited with an assist it was an outlet pass and the and the guy passed to caught it at half court and took like 15 dribbles yeah it’s the it’s the home finger right which happens but it’s pathetic um and again I don’t want it to get to a point where we start asking peed questions that would be a shame yeah also just because I don’t think LeBron did PDS but some people might think that the fact is that he’s played a crazy long amount of time without significant injuries also what I don’t really get like the LeBron MJ thing is going to just be an age thing at this point it’s going to be if you’re 30 years or younger you you would think LeBron’s the goat if you’re 30 years older you think what you’re you’re not going to change really anyone’s opinion who’s on whichever side they’re on just let it play out and then there’s going to be another player that we’re going to do this for that’s how Sports debates work but you can also look at the two years that he didn’t play and then say what would MJ have done if he had played those another couple titles yeah but it’s just there I think it’s been decided in the fact that there’s the camps and the camps will have their thoughts but to go back and and watch game film and try to tear down MJ is so again I think it admits that you’re you’re desperate well it definitely admits that you’re playing from behind it’s it’s loser Behavior for sure I could see myself doing it to somebody that I hated yeah but I don’t think I would ever do that to somebody that I was just like trying to prove that my favorite player was slightly better than right right you saw this Hank but if I hated that player I would definitely do it 100% desperate desperate desperate desperate uh okay what what were you gonna say no go ahead Positive Vibes I’m I’m Good Vibes say what were you gonna say I’m Good Vibes no say it no I’m good VI say no what were you gonna say it is the same Playbook as you and Coach K uh no I’ve actually had all facts what are you talking about that’s what they’re saying no no no no I didn’t go back in you’re you’re trying to get losses credited to him no no what he he left the team a bad team because of an injury that’s just a fact I didn’t have to look anything up but you think those losses should be on his record well I think Pete godet should get an apology more than anything it’s not that big cat hates Coach K he’s just a massive Pete godet fan yeah and there’s also not I’m not trying to elevate I’m not doing it on behalf of anyone else that’s true so it’s not like this is my goat I’m trying to take down Coach K I just hate Coach K that’s why I didn’t say it and I also all the things that I did I didn’t go and watch film and try to take away uh wins from him you were in the lab though I mean I I know my Coach K history very well know that’s why I didn’t say but who am I propping up that’s true and there’s no one I’m propping up on the other side pette yeah P godet I guess but who else would I be propping up it’s not like a goat debate I I know that people say Coach K is the goat I just don’t like him but there’s not like another person I say oh he’s actually better true that’s why I didn’t say I wish you had stayed posi but but that’s what that’s why I didn’t I I did I did I did say positive I didn’t say it I didn’t that’s what that’s what makes the whole LeBron versus MJ thing so so annoying is that people that are massive LeBron James fans I think they still like Michael Jordan I think they acknowledge that Michael Jordan was a great player but because they have to do tricks on it they they have to give them the HW Tua and they have to go back and then try to tear down somebody else who they also likes accomplishments to make their guys seem a little bit better I admit that Coach K if you make the argument is probably the best college coach I hate his guts Roy Williams had more success in North Carolina God damn it I wish I no the Achilles wouldn’t be the worst no no it would be it would be a real shame it wouldn’t be the worst you can’t just have POS V I’m positive one thing that’s why that’s why I didn’t say it Hank Hank w i i can think of another guy that waved a flag on television that then had a uh a massive Achilles problem that could be Hank Hank you’re not going to like this when when when Mahomes fans start doing this to Brady you’re going to be very upset they are going to come and do that they’re going to be like oh Brady’s defense is carry like I they’re going to do that I just don’t I don’t pay as much mind I guess to like the debate it’s like who like a real article the article was crazy that is clutch and they’re they’re basically like being they came out the report being like if you draft bronny it doesn’t mean LeBron’s coming back Lakers right which just you know opens the door for trying to hold everyone hostage the if this were just memes online I would not have paid any attention to it it was an actual article like journalists doing work trying to tear down MJ for what what yeah for what uh okay Max you ready yeah debut who’s back of the week uh who’s back of the week is Playboy why uh Oilers girl is posed for Playboy and she looked good okay this might is it still a magazine steak uh I I just read this it is actually only fans esque now what yeah Playboy has like an only fans es site that you have to like pay for like a subscription based service so they don’t even have the Articles anymore I think they also have that but this is this is fallen off they fallen so far well now they’re back they basically invented porn yeah now they’re back because Oilers girl did I think she just did that photo shoot for the Instagram but yeah they were basically the original Instagram algorithm Playboy I got I got a question for you guys I mean they were just pictures of hot chicks yeah yeah I got a question for you guys uh ter talk about algorithm um I don’t know why but I saw the video of the Russian guy getting shot in the head like a hundred times today I didn’t see that but you know what I I actually that was too much I don’t know why that was just on my in my algorithm I just said this to Max a second ago I was watching a video and sometimes like the next video just Auto plays yeah on Twitter X where x videos and the next one that I saw was just a guy in the middle of the street getting hit by a car going like 100 saw that too we’re doing snuff films what the [ __ ] we’re watch I saw that as well it was like 140 M hour yeah I hope he’s okay yeah I think he is when he lands what’s going on you guys didn’t see the yeah the Russian one was wild I mean Twitter’s just the Twitter you can’t there’s no if you go on the replies it’s just all Spam yeah I don’t know either of these these things you’re talking about it’s just a guy getting hit by a car mine was just a like three Russian soldiers like running in like an open field and then a drone hits one of them and then he’s like badly injured and he tells his buddy behind him shoot me in the head and he shoots him in the head and like I didn’t need to see this those drone but I saw it way too much those drone videos are everywhere they’re terrifying terrifying terrifying um okay yeah that was a nice uh who’s back with that what you don’t you don’t like boobs anymore no no no I I took it to a bad place I’m I’m putting my hand up we went to boobs to that I just it had been bothering me how much I had seen that one guy die all day also Playboy just completely lost the business model here we’ve seen her boobs you get Playboy to see boobs of girls whose boobs you haven’t seen yet you could kind of see her boobs again though kind of but the boobs were way better in in the original video yeah we said it we said it at the time boobs in in the wild are are the hottest boobs boobs you don’t expect yeah yeah but it’s always good to see other angles of boobs that’s true you do you do your research yeah but they were covered it wasn’t I don’t know it felt like a step back for her actually I Do I Do stand by her I do stand by her take on uh the haters need to shut up she’s right [ __ ] the haters [ __ ] the haters [ __ ] the haters [ __ ] the ha Ben affle Oilers girl [ __ ] the haters [ __ ] the haters uh okay let’s get to our interview with Ryan Whitney we’re going to talk about game seven get real hype for game seven before we do that PFT you got a couple ads then we’re going to do Mount Rushmore part of my take is sponsored by better help when life goes so fast it’s important to take a moment to celebrate your wins and make adjustments for the rest of the year therapy can help you take stock of your progress and set achievable goals for the next 6 months if you’re thinking of starting therapy give better help a try it’s entirely online it’s designed to be convenient flexible and suited to your schedule just fill out a brief questionnaire to get match with a licensed therapist and switch therapists at any time for no additional charge take a moment visit betterhelp.com PMT today to get 10% off your first month that’s betterhelp hp.com PMT and now here’s Ryan Whitney okay we now welcome on one of our uh favorite guests in the entire world it is Ryan Whitney and I cannot believe we are talking to him before a game seven of the Stanley Cup Final the Edmonton Oilers have come back from 3 to force a game seven on on Monday night tonight as you’re listening to this they dragged the Panthers back to Florida yes so drag them back to baa baby so uh Whit let’s start with this how the hell has this happened what is what has occurred in the last three games that have gone from a team that looked like they were absolutely dead to now look like they are the better team on the ice I I would say many things but I I kind of lean towards what you guys trolled me and trolled pkub bandwith and have trolled forever nonstop about Conor McDavid and him being the greatest athlete in the world right now better at his sport than any other person is at their Sport and you made jokes about the ice time and jokes about the LA lack of titles and now he’s one game away and everything changed in game four he had four points game five he had another four points first player in the history of the league to get back-to-back four-point games in the Stanley Cup Final it’s been insane to watch this team just just thinking about tonight and thinking about this game it gives me goosebumps and and obviously I’m an Oilers fan but I think all hockey fans even feel that way because we’re we’re kind of witnessing history it’s happened once before 1942 pft’s boy Hitler was alive when it [ __ ] happened I know he’s I know he’s not your boy but you you have made many a joke but it’s just something that this team has figured out each series how to play against their opponent as the series has gone on first round not necessarily the case they made easy work of La they were a lot better team than them but then the second round right they’re down 3-2 to Vancouver they come back and win that he made a goal tending change steuart Skinner’s been incredible since but he ended up putting in Calvin Bard and started him a couple games in that series and the team figured it out and they were able to come back and win that thing and then against Dallas they won game one all of a sudden they’re down and then they boom they rip off three straight in that series as well so it’s been figuring out your opponent um somehow changing the lines the way Chris noblock has he’s had a master class in coaching that what this guy’s done it’s incredible he’s had numerous guys in and out of the lineup guys up and down the lineup different lines changing up pairings on the defense it’s been wild to see and then it all came together with that offside challenge in game six which was just the biggest Turning Point I’ve ever seen Florida makes it 2-1 10 seconds after Edmonton makes it to two nothing they challenge it it was offsides by the slightest margin I actually didn’t think it was but then a picture came out after and showed that it really was just barely but everything that this coach has touched has turned to gold from him coming in when they were in last place or second to last place like in middle of November to now where they one win away from winning the Stanley Cup it’s an incredible story not only in hockey but in all of sport and I think it’s going to be just a wild night I I think it’s going overtime which I didn’t think it ever happened somebody told me it did it might have been in the 20s or 30s for all I know but game seven overtime for the Stanley Cup I feel like this season’s been so crazy that it might happen tonight I’m P I’m very excited it’s been an awesome series to see how how it shifted around with McDavid do you think that there’s any chance he he heard the haters out there saying you’re never going to win the big one if you’re so great how come you haven’t accomplished this do you think that he’s H any of that I don’t know he seems like one of those Ultra Focus super serious guys that’s that’s I’m not in the room I I guess guys love him um and and he’s seems like one of the dudes when he’s in the room but in with media he’s always been I don’t really want to say standoffish but almost just like I have no interest in doing media he’s not somebody that’s looking to get his brand out there or anything like that I think his whole singular Focus his entire life has been on winning the Stanley Cup he’s a he’s a a child prodigy he’s been the greatest player since he first started skating he’s one of those stories that for everyone who says yeah like uh you don’t the best player at eight is never the best player at 12 and the best player at 12 is never the best player at 16 he’s he’s the anomaly he’s him and Crosby and Gretzky and Lemieux there’s there’s a few guys that are just born in every sport to be the greatest and that’s been him since a very young age his dream’s been to win the Stanley Cup now he’s leading a team that has had a lot of I would say dark days I mean when I was there it was called the decade of Darkness it certainly hasn’t been the case since he arrived but they still have had some devastating playoff losses and to me it’s like you’ve lost the last two years to the Stanley Cup champs they got swept in the Conference Finals by Colorado in in 2022 last year they lose to Vegas in the second round and and they go on to win and it’s now it seems like it’s his time it didn’t seem this way a week ago or whatever it was when it was 3 0 and and it looked like it was going to be a drumming but something has happened and and I think for him it’s like nothing matters until I get that cup and he could go on and he’s he’s breaking records that people thought were never even going to be sniffed I mean he’s touching Gretzky Point per game levels in the playoffs he grabbed 100 assists this year which coov from Tampa Bay did as well they were the fourth and fifth player to ever do it after Gretzky Lemieux and bobor so he’s done things along the way that have proved that he is the greatest player in the league and in the world but nothing matters without the cup and and all the great ones they end up getting a Stanley Cup no disrespect to Joe thoron or Jerome MCA like Conor mcdavid’s different than these guys so without the cup it’s it there’s this emptiness there and now he’s this close that’s why I I it’s one game momentum I don’t believe carries over in game to game in in in the Stanley Cup Playoffs it’s just like a new game within itself but when you have a guy like this I I just I can’t imagine he doesn’t take over well he has those plays I think it was was it game five when he had that assist uh to Cory Perry that was just he basically just took on the entire Panthers team and then at the last second dumped into Cory Perry for a perfect one-time with an open goal it’s like those are the type of plays that no one else can make and he’s making them at the highest level at the highest stage he has the assist record yeah I mean it’s been awesome to watch it’s been incredible to watch you always want to watch greatness so in terms of the game to game adjustments because that it’s a great point and it’s one of my favorite things about watching seven game series just whether you’re talking about you know Hockey baseball basketball but the game- to game adjustments that teams make to get to figure out their opponent and like finding that special sauce like that was even when the Blackhawks were making their runs quinnville was always like we were down a couple times in the Stanley or the series and just be like find those adjustments so those adjustments been found what do the Panthers do back because it feels like they’re on their heels right now I that’s what I don’t know for the Panthers I think their fans right now are are most panicked about the power play and and Edmonton’s power play has carried them for years it’s been it’s been I’ve called it on chicklets the the greatest power play in the history of hockey which people laugh at but then you look at some of the numbers and they snap it around and create so many opportunities even if they don’t score it’s like momentum switched in the game because of their power play but the Panthers they have nothing going now credit has to be given to the Oilers PK when when Woodcraft was fired um in November and noblock came in he’s talked about that he had no idea uh he had never really ran a penalty kill and he he wasn’t ready to do it at the time so he he had Mark Stewart who had been coaching there prior and stayed on the staff when when Woodcraft was let go he played in the NHL long long time I played with him in junior um he was a hard-nosed defenseman played on the penalty kill knew what he was doing he gave it to him and their PK has been outstanding since I think they’ve killed off 44 of the last 45 in the playoffs it’s clipping like 94% it’s just Unstoppable what they’ve done they ended up taking McDavid and dreidle off the PK and just giving guys really like significant roles on the penalty kill and they had pairings for the forwards so the same two forwards are out each time one after another and they’ve like had this cohesiveness where they have so much uh trust in each other that that every other team’s power play becomes really like bad against the Oilers right for Florida there’s so much skill there but they’re they’re like standing still and Edmonton pressures they’re not moving the puck around they’re not getting into their set so they’re carrying into the Zone Edmonton’s pressuring and all of a sudden they’re never able to get set up so much so that Edmonton’s getting breakaways short-handed they’re scoring short-handed goals they’re getting chances when they’re down man when it’s one of those things where you need to like at least get two three four shots on net on the power play and nobody can do it against Edmonton so if I’m the Panthers going into the game I guess this morning or or Sunday morning at practice they were working on the power play a lot they’re throwing terasen go onto the top unit for tonight’s game seven he hasn’t been there uh Brandon Montour who’s a really good offensive defenseman struggled in the playoffs even kind of struggled this whole season he’s now off as as the number one guy running that power play it’s now all over reckman Larson they’ve moved him there so they’re just looking for answers it’s a great question big cat because they had they had everything wrapped up it was done it was done and I was actually in Edmonton for games three and four it was such a bummer I think they got three goals in about six minutes in game three all of a sudden Edmonton mounts this comeback at the end they’re unable to tie it it’s like ah series is over and all these lunatic Oilers fans like Oilers in seven Oilers and seven I was playing golf with a guy and he’s like no they’re going to they’re going aeven I’m like do you believe that are you just like saying that as a fan he like no they’re they figure teams out throughout the series just win game four at home steal one at five we ain’t losing in six and then it’s a coin flip they all they all described it to Perfection and they blew him out in game four and I think I think Florida really needs bosski to show up too is he hurt is he hurt I don’t know apparently he didn’t practice Sunday either which is very rare for him I don’t obviously at this point you’re not getting any news you’re not getting any updates from anyone so he could be hurt I mean he’s looked like he’s struggling all of a sudden now they’ve kind of figured out on these breakaways they’re going to their backand you saw Conor Brown score a goal like that um somebody else scored a goal like that I’m just drawing a blank but Florida just needs to get that first goal too and and like I said going into game six I was like everyone’s picking the owners I don’t like this I’m kind of panicking because everyone’s saying no chance they lose at home Edmonton scores first it ends up 5-1 but if Florida can get that first one tonight and then the crowd gets going what happened in game five I wasn’t down there but uh Biz and granelli all the guys were there and they mentioned like the crowd just went silent when Edmonton went up scared and you you know what yeah they get scared that was game three in Edmonton that these fans they went in nervous it’s nervous energy they’re loud but boom all of a sudden it’s like [ __ ] it feels like too in a game seven that like every shift’s like overtime almost right yeah right can you can you decline a penalty I wonder I wonder if you can I mean talk about a coach getting fired immediately after the game if they lost if he’s declining penalties but it’s one thing that yeah like Dan they’re getting more chances down a man than they are giving up I I I said that during the uh the Caps Rangers series I think I think big cat called me an idiot I’m like no but I think it does work I there’s something to it where you’re just so you’re so pressed on these on these power plays and you don’t even think about defending um it would be awesome if it worked though if the coach did it and uh and it worked out for him that’ be and they scored that shift five on five yeah yeah that’d be great damn you really holding on to me calling you an idiot well no it was a lot of people called me an idiot yeah uh so i’t forgot this one idiot no I remember I was I was an idiot for a second I am still an idiot it’s a bad take don’t get me wrong but uh but yeah so hey I got a question though important question about Biz um did he just Jinx the Oilers with the champagne with the champagne spring he doesn’t he doesn’t count for anything he’s not a real human being he he picked the Panthers picked the Panthers he’s picked the Panthers in the series he’s picked champagne picked them every game but he’s on so many different substances that are ripping through his body that he might have thought he was at like a pwl game like he doesn’t even know what’s going on he’s just walking around in bizland with belly button cut off shirts just living his life like I I don’t think I saw the champagne and it was disgusting it was more about the fact that that was the last Oilers possible game of the year so all he was in a swe I don’t know whose Suite they were in so all the sweets were given champagne to celebrate a season as a as a season ticket holder and a sweet owner so that’s why the champagne was there and the city Edmonton knows the job is far from done that’s just What’s So Scary About This is you have this legendary comeback and you force this game seven and still it nothing matters if they can’t get it done yeah yeah I I did spray champagne I think after game two with the Stanley Cup so I don’t necessarily believe in those jinxes and you guys won and we won but Biz doing it when he’s actually like picking a that team it was just very confusing to me I didn’t know who he was jinxing but Nikki smokes nck he so confusing he’s so confusing Nicki smokes is has been the greatest move I mean that’s like the one thing that should make you should make you feel uh comfortable is that Dave has another Million Dollar Bet on the Oilers and it seems like all he can do right now is win I don’t know if he pulls this one off it’s like he should retire for life cuz it’s he pulls this one off and then he hit sheffler today I think for like another 340 Grand profit it’s like what the [ __ ] is going on with this guy right now so yeah having him in the corner with all his million doll winners that’s a great thing and then as I mentioned McDavid um in 2010 the Olympics in Vancouver I was on the team I wasn’t playing really at all I I was sitting on the bench tied it up going into OT we’re in Canada and you’re just thinking like Crosby’s scoring this goal right like these are the people that are born to do these things that I brought up that’s why it’s like more than Dave’s million dollars and more than mush Nicki smokes and more than anything else in this series I think Conor McDavid is born to end up like winning this game like that’ll be his legacy not only did he get his first cup in Edmonton the first cup in Canada since 1993 but he did it coming back from an 03 deficit against the best team in the league all year pretty much yeah it’d be incredible so who had a better weekend uh McDavid or ra because I heard that ra and the Oilers lady are they engaged now I have no idea apparently Ra was presenting her and she was talking about only fans and then we brought her on the show in easily the most awkward bizarre 10minute interview that chicklet has ever been a part of cuz she got on and all I think it just hit her like what am I doing right now so ra is telling us that you know she’s got only fans and he’s reaching out on her behalf I’m like what what world am I living in then she comes on she’s like no I don’t even want any of this it was like this is bizarre we look like absolute creeps now she’s assigned with Playboy apparently she was at the game I saw her chest bumping with ra and Biz once I I’m at home I got the newborn we got Cal we got Ryder Wyatt we’re just hanging out I’m like what is my show doing what are these guys doing they’re with tits mige they’re with Biz has a belly shirt on Ra’s crippled Nikki smokes is crying in the corner what the [ __ ] is happening to the NHL season it’s been awesome are you going are you going Monday night yeah it was funny um we have to go to Vegas for the awards and the draft so I have a I had a flight like Tuesday evening and um you know things are crazy around the house right now and she’s like are you going to the game I was like no because I got to go to Vegas Tuesday and I knew I’d already be away for four or five nights she’s like you have to go to that game I know she knew she’s like you have to and and I and to be in the building with a chance at like hockey history on the team that I root for and it’s going to be something special I just can’t wait for the vibe of like the game because like I said before it’s it’s every shift is like OT it’s just it’s just and I think that this I think it’s going to do amazing ratings wise because people kind of were dogging on the fact that it wasn’t on Saturday or Sunday it couldn’t be Saturday with game six Friday maybe they do Sunday but they’ve given the teams two days off in between the travel because it’s about 9,000 miles away from each other so Monday night nothing else on TV and boom here we go game seven yeah this has got to be the most mileage that the cup has ever put on it right because the cup in the building when it’s a clinching game so ever since game four the cups just been going back and forth yeah ex exactly I think that uh oh I yeah I see what you’re saying because Boston and Vancouver I don’t know if that was technically further than Florida Edmonton but that was two to2 so it’s like it wasn’t going to game five you’re right so this cup yeah the cup is just gas apparently apparently game four which is like a I don’t know if it’s newer but now like when teams are have the chance to clinch at the away teams Arena they fly in family friends everyone’s coming in so Florida flew everyone in they flew in like the morning of the game and then they flew right back out I guess on the way back out like there was a couple like people passing out on the plane from the turbulence from the dehydration then there was a doctor helping people on the plane and the the the the overhead compartment open and a bag buried him in the head it’s if I had known that before game five I would have known the Oilers were winning cuz the Florida trip back home for the family members was such a disaster so then they they lose that game five I guess then the Florida GM’s like nobody’s going back there for game six we’re getting the job done no they get smoked now they’re coming back so it’s just been crazy to see the switch in in what’s happened for each team because after game three we were talking about what Florida had done to Edmonton and In fairness Edmonton played unreal in game one yeah they did they they there’s there’s a there’s a new thing I guess it’s in every sport but with hockey it’s somewhat new I’ve seen is like the deserv a win meter all these Advanced stats like Edmonton was like 99% desero win meter but bosski stole the show then he gets the shut out in game two where where Florida played really well and then game three I already mentioned they they just bang bang bang it’s 4-1 and that game’s over so even though they were down 3 0 I was like Edmonton has played way better than 3 shows but it’s three 0 it’s done they need one more holy [ __ ] we got to seven it’s crazy it’s awesome I just did the math real quick the cup has traveled I believe 10,000 miles damn damn that’s a lot of Mile got a lot that guy Phil Pritchard The Keeper of the cup he’s got to be hurting right now does the cup get frequent flyer miles or does that go to the league how does that work out I who who I think the cup could be on a private jet I I I would I would hope the cups with like League me League members on a PJ yeah yeah they yeah because like that’s you got to keep you got to keep the cup safe back and forth um Whit go moving away from hockey for a quick second do you have anything to say to uh Joe missoula’s first cousin Henry Lockwood summer of Hank baby poor Maxi’s over there crying in his Cheerios just hating life because Hank keeps on winning the man even had to shave his head and looks pretty freaking good I’d say I I I saw a couple pictures of him at Loco which my friend actually owns great spot South Boston and Hank just look wrecked he look crippled I said summer Hank baby yeah yeah he’s crushing it he thought he saw kristof’s porzingis but it turn out that’s what I wanted to ask I I thought it looked like him Hank but were you just so smothered you had no idea I mean the guy’s probably eight inches shorter than christops yeah well it’s Sam Howser’s brother and he’s he is he’s like 68 still he’s still yeah five or six inches smaller than poring but he was like a and you’re like hey christops can I get a picture I said it to Gaz and he’s like that’s not poor zingis I was like oh [ __ ] but then I knew I I I met them before so I I went up and talked to him but Hank was let me ask you a question let me ask you a question as a guy who whose hair is like thinning and it’s slowing down are you a little nervous like that it ain’t going to necessarily grow back to what it was I’m a little nervous for sure uh but I got good reviews on the Bal so like worst case scenario I can just kind of keep it keep it short yeah that’s true that’s very true he said that he got more gazes than Nate’s so that’s good well that’s cuz he had a goddamn hat on the whole time like that idiot sales guy what what do you think about Hank’s nap he took a big nap after the parade so that brought me back to a marathon Monday in college in Boston it’s a very special day and you rip it up hard and you go as hard as you can from about 8:30 a.m. till I’d say 3:30 to 4:00 in the afternoon then you get a quick shutdown before the big night out so I did not hate on that nap at all Hank that’s exactly what happened the after party ended at like 4:30 I slept till like 7:30 had a great night I’m a big sleep as Death guy though there cuz like if I go if I if I go to sleep I’m just never getting back up so it’s like Dan that’s that’s us old yeah true at younger you you hop back up ready to go and the only other option would be to do some very illegal ra substances instead of napping and you don’t want to be a part of that Hank would not do that no you don’t want to do that at all it actually reminds Hank you wouldn’t do that right absolutely not remember Hank when we went when we went to the final four in Wisconsin beat Kentucky and then they played Duke on Monday night Sunday we had this like client thing and I made the clients give me we they they’re like we’re going to show you the court and like you’re going to get to go see the whole court and everything and I was like I have to drink while we’re on the court and they’re like you can’t I was like if you don’t let me drink while we’re on the court I’m done like I have that’s it I’m going I’m going to bed and I’m done and so they let me bring like a Sprite in vodka as I walked around on the on the court I was like there’s just once you once the seals open you’re like if I stop drinking I’m going to be hung over and then I’m done one hour of not a drink and you’re just like I want to go home so bad well if you see if I look at a couch I’m done for the night yeah right you sit down for too long that’s too good I sat down I’m not getting off well that’s why the thing I’ve been thinking about was that was a crazy two days feels like Biz has been doing that for a week straight I don’t know I don’t know how him and RA are alive he’s an did you guys see the uh did you see the clip on uh chicklet so Biz hadn’t Drank In about 9 months months I think and I don’t even know how he does that it’s crazy he’s very he’s he’s very active in the weed game I’d say throughout that that process but um so we went to Edmonton uh no he went to Florida to start the he’s been to every game he’ll have gone to every game I think and he hadn’t drank and he starts drinking and then the first pod we did after he started drinking he just started off he goes boys I forgot how awesome drinking was he is so back in the mix and he’s just hammering pints he’s crushing pink Whitney he’s just doing everything and the yeah the biz the biz bender and then the fact that we go from this to Vegas and then he goes then he goes to the Calgary Stampede which is an all-time 10day like Jes rager in Calgary so who knows when the hell he’s at the end of this thing we’re going to see another 9month California sober BS yes yes yeah I mean it is just watching ra and Biz going like I don’t know how either of them are alive and just listening also to spit and chicklets like Ra’s voice when he’s he like intros the show it’s great this is what people love though because they want to see everyone get in the mix you know it’s like you guys are you’re not covering it like journalists you’re covering it with with tank tops and champagne we see our we see some friends of ours that are like legit journalists or legit on TV at these Cup finals games and all of us just have beautiful buzzes on and they’re just like you know they’re they’re going to have their beers when they’re done when the game’s over we’re like ah they’re like what is wrong with you guys like chicklet baby yeah Biz has to be so happy that the cups on ESPN and not not on TNT so he doesn’t have to work afterwards right because he he couldn’t be doing half this stuff I think if he if he had to get on maybe he could he is built different yeah who knows with that guy it’s every other year so yeah next year there will not be the uh the biz run of the Cup finals that we’re seeing right now how how much credit do you give yourself personally for the Oilers having this type of resilience because I mean going down 3 nothing in Stanley it’s tough to battle back from uh but getting told that you stink and that you suck by Ryan Whitney has got to be pretty demoralizing too so you you sewered them multiple times this year I quit I quit yeah you had to do your emergency press conferences yep I quit when they lost to the San Jose Sharks the worst team in the league and um I yeah I would say I regret that one a little bit i’ i’ i’ I’ve I’ve said how sorry I was and and I I got to be honest I never stopped watching games and I knew I really couldn’t quit them but I felt like I had to quit them and maybe that woke him up I would like to to think it was me a little bit in the end it might have been the coaching change and McDavid and dreidle and some amazing play from Evan bushard and many others but now that now that they’re they’re at where they’re at it’s like well thank God I did that it did it did possibly get these guys going true I can’t wait to see I can’t wait if they can get it done I’m going to get down in the room I’m I’m friends with the the equipment managers there and I I’m going to sneak my way down there maybe get a picture with the cop and say Hey guys you’re welcome they probably just going to throw up get your name on the cop yeah I get my name on the cup one way or the other yeah all right so last question rowback question rhob bac.com promo code take 20% off your first purchase qips polos hoodies joggers shorts instead of a prediction why don’t you give me what it looks like for the Panthers what do they have to do to win and what do the Oilers have to do to win Panthers to win need bosski to play great uh the Oilers have have proven that they’re going to be able to get their chances and they’re going to be able to have chances and opportunities to score he’s let in some weak goals I’d say he’s going to need to be great and they’re going to need to score a power play goal the Oilers I don’t think they really need to change much I think one thing that they made this third line as I said before they’ve switched up their lines constantly and all of a sudden they have this third line of yanm Mark Henrik and Connor Brown Connor Brown was brought this year he tore his ACL last year couldn’t play this year he comes in on a one-year deal and he’s got the ability to play with McDavid they played in junior together there’s all this promise and he didn’t score for about 65 games whatever it was like it was a nightmare for the guy and I said before the playoffs like it doesn’t matter how bad you are in the regular season you can change the entire discussion of your season based on a playoff performance he was a healthy scratch I think the first four four or five games of the playoffs and has been incredible since so that third line has been huge for them if that third line can get a goal and then their power play can get a goal Edmonton goes on and wins the stand of the cup so I know I’m mentioning both power plays but when when they’re that valuable in a game like this you got to think that both teams get two to three I think they’ll the the refs hopefully will keep it pretty even and and at least give if a chance to one team if another team has a chance you know you can’t really end up calling this game three power plays for one and none for the other unless it’s really dominating on that one team’s uh aspect or or ability to play the game but I I just think it’s goenda is undefeated in games four through seven this this this playoff Biz told us the story about Wayne Gretzky because Wayne Gretzky’s Brothers in the Edmonton organization said Stuart Skinner you might not think he’s an elite goenda the way he’s won big games and he’s shown up in big moments and he’s like that’s the guy who at some point will win us a cup that’s what he you know Biz told us that story so there is something for those big big those big game goalies like that’s that’s a real thing just just just show up when it matters that guy’s done that I guess he’s the youngest of 10 kids so you know he was just as a as a youngster just trying to get anything he could just looking for food at dinner just getting beat on by older siblings and he’s he he seems like a super level-headed guy too like he does interviews after he plays bad he’s like softspoken very open about what he was bad with he’s not trying to blame others just seems like a real level-headed guy and that I mean a personality trade like that only can help you the the higher the pressure he did an interview today I saw where he’s like I’ve been dreaming about this my whole life and I can’t wait for tomorrow so every guy’s going to say that and and I just can’t wait to see how it plays out it’s it’s true drama and it’s going to be an amazing game yeah cuz he’s from Edmonton too yeah that’s the other part [ __ ] awesome all the pressure to a cup for the Oilers and I know that there’s some like Canadians who probably hate the Oilers but overall I I I would think that to tonight the the entire country or most of the country is rooting for them to get the cup back to Canada it’s the McDavid part McDavid kind of transcends that I would imagine I was thinking that I I I think that Toronto Maple Leaf’s fans probably aren’t and I think that Montreal fans might not be rooting for him too just so that they can say like we’re the last team to win it yeah that’s that’s possibly true I don’t know about Toronto as much as Calgary fans definitely aren’t Calgary fans the Battle of Alberta they’re not [ __ ] around they don’t need Edmonton with a cup especially as they head towards like a rebuild but you know and I know they beat Vancouver so maybe those fans aren’t but overall I think some people in Canada that even though they have their favorite teams they want to see the cup come back to where they think that the game you know originated from it’s coming home I guess it did so this is it’s interesting because going into this game seven I feel like if Edmonton wins this is the most iconic Stanley Cup finals in history right I think so too I think being down three nothing fighting back and mcdavid’s first and mcdavid’s first cup yeah going up against the Panthers like everything says bet on Edmonton in this game because it would be an alltime moment for the NHL it would be an alltime moment for the league and then like at the same time like Florida has this Panic for [ __ ] three straight games and then if they can get it done it’s like oh who gives a [ __ ] we won the cup like it it just it’s so crazy that that the difference in storylines depending on who wins this game because no matter what if Edington loses like yeah amazing comeback but it did you you could have just lost that fourth game at home like you lost the cup and yeah I I I 15 years ago uh cydney Crosby who was the you know the the next great one the and has turned in who out outperformed every single expectation that was like laid before him he won his first Stanley Cup in a game seven on the road in 2009 and now the the next greatest player since Sid has a chance on the road to get his first uh in 2024 so the storylines are just through the roof Paul Maurice I believe he has the most wins in the history of the league without a Stanley Cup he was this close up three 0 there’s that coaching storyline noblock and him I think it’s the biggest margin or the biggest difference between games coached in the NHL and the history of the league going up against each other in the Cup finals so there’s just so many different things that that you can kind of Point towards to like this game decides everything you get the greatest player in the game in the greatest game possible so it’s a dream scenario for the league are we expecting like on the uh the officiating side referee swallow their whistles in game seven I would hope so um I I think that they will I think like even those guys know like Let The Players decide this thing and I I would be shocked if we don’t have a really well refed game tonight because like looking at these that how how the finals has gone I know there have been a couple complaints from Panthers fans maybe a maybe a couple calls have gone towards the Oilers but overall I think it’s been good and and and and I know I’m biased but I think that if you’re watching these games you know that the guys are letting the refs are letting the guys decide who’s going to get this thing done so it should be no different tomorrow night a blatant penalty call it but little Ticky Tac stuff you got to let that stuff go on both yeah yeah um all right well Whit have fun hopefully the oers bring it home and have fun in Vegas and thanks as always we love having you on all right guys hey big cat you going to uh Beer Olympics uh we got kicked out oh yeah yeah real shame real shame that we got kicked out are you going what a bummer such a bummer I really wanted to go and spend a full day in Nashville and uh drink get my ass kicked by a bunch of offensive linemen and beer drinking PFT what happened with the hair and the leaf blower yeah it was a tough little incident there uh all time moment all time moment so we were trying to get you looked a little scared in that video you were wrecked I guess I was hammered so I I was only competing for like I feel like it was 30 40 minutes so I only drank I think seven or eight beers during those 40 minutes but I was drinking afterwards because you don’t have anything to do except watch other people drink so you’re going to sit down and have some beers after it was over we tried to get Dana beers into a Balloon by filling it up with hot air with a leaf blower as one does and it wasn’t really cooperating so I was bent over trying to lift this [ __ ] balloon up and he’s a he’s a girthy man he’s got legs and so I was trying to lift this thing up we’ve got the leaf blower in there on full speed and my hair gets sucked into the intake of it and I just feel it jerk my head and then because everyone’s yelling and having a great time no one can hear me saying stop stop stop the [ __ ] leaf blower no this is serious no it was serious so it was in there for I I don’t even know how long it was Pro it felt like it was 20 seconds probably not that long uh when it was actually turned on uh but then I uh I just have to take get down on a knee and we’re holding the leaf blower there so it doesn’t pull out any more my hair and I’m looking at uh Zach from The Bachelor and he’s looking at me and I can see the fear in his eyes the actual Bachelor yeah I can see the fear in his eyes and I know that it’s bad because he’s like he he takes good care of himself and so when he’s looking at hair that’s caught somewhere you can tell when he’s scared and then I feel big cat coming up behind me and I was just like don’t let the most drunk person here do anything irreversible to my hair and Zach looks at me he’s like it’s going to be okay this is all that we have to do there’s only one way to do this and then big cat comes and just Snips off so that then I saw some videos later and it looks my hair I had a great hairline almost uh no hair loss whatsoever until they cut that thing out and now I’m going bald because they cut the hair thing out so big cat Big Cat made me bald it was never going to happened I tried to get the hair out of the thing uh without the scissors cuz I was like in my drunken stuper I deal with my daughter’s hair all the time like ponytails and that [ __ ] and so like I’ve gotten a little bit better at it so I was like I got this like I’ve done this [ __ ] before I got it and I started to pull it out and it just was it was it was stuck a thousand different ways in that thing yeah there was no way I was like it’s scissors time it was the right decision but in the moment you and your hammered and you’re you don’t know what’s going to happen because if that thing turns back on I feel like it’s going to rip my scalp off so yeah it was a it was a little scary but I think we made the right call yeah hey and and and of course in summer of Hank fashion he goes bald winning a championship and you go bald via a leaf floer in a case race you see me not puke I didn’t puke yeah very impressive I’d be puking everywhere I would I most most people are kind of [ __ ] and they’d be puking I I did not puke you would have puked if you tried actually get in the hair out of that leaf floor that’s why you use the scissors uh all right Whit uh maybe someday case race for you never come on never come on you have to admit it was fun you have to ADM it look like a good time it did look fun we were just beating the [ __ ] out of Brandon he texted me halfway through he’s like I think I’m going to quit we’re just beating him up it was bad yeah but Brandon does a good job of being the the hapless WWE ref that just gets [ __ ] on and he’s just crying the entire time it was great yeah uh all right man all right we’ll have fun tomorrow night and uh we’re rooting for the Oilers all right guys appreciate that have a great one Ryan Whitney was brought to you by Chevy as everyone knows this is a Chevy truck podcast the greatest trucks ever built and our good friends at Chevrolet have been a big part of the part of my take story The Silverado helped us dig the biggest hole ever dug in Ohio during grit week the Silverado partnered with us to give College fullbacks all the rightful recognition they deserve with the low man award they also powered our non-stop CrossCountry trip to the Super Bowl in La behind the wheel of a Chevy Silverado Silverado has been a part of it all Chevy Silverado longtime awesome partner of the show a truck with commanding and Unstoppable grit legendary capability and dependability too 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shout out our guy Stu finer who doesn’t understand how Mount Rushmore season works because I asked for Mount Rushmore submissions and he said lifetime body count most women in a day most Donuts eaten most cups of Stella Blue coffee which I’ve drank 15 and 12 hours I’ll have more but for now how about that that’s a good start Mount Rushmore of most women in a day most women in a day I’ll start one uh are we talking 24 hours yeah but I think in 12 yeah it’s one okay but yeah he doesn’t really understand it all right so uh what are we gonna do for a punishment so we’re going to do solos this year uh Hank Max PFT and I are all going to be on our own uh what should we do for punishment I had an idea for I don’t know if if this translates well but we’ve all got a shitload of numbers in our phones right like we’ve accumulated them over the the years okay what about cell phone roulette where the loser has to have their phone scrolled through and then randomly they have to make 10 phone calls to people who are in their phone friends that they’ve known from years past somebody whose number got put in their phone at like a uh a networking event in 2011 oh that’s dastard and you have to try to have a conversation with everybody okay you have to keep doing it until you you have 10 minute long conversations I think you get like more than a minute one veto H yeah you got to have a veto you got you got got to have a veto yeah you got to have a veto you get one veto I like that but like my Skin’s crawling just thinking about it what about so if they if they don’t pick up I’m going to lose this [ __ ] thing I’m no you’re not just pick don’t pick Jerome Bettis I’m the least C what if they don’t pick up this count as a call cuz I I think you you can’t get 10 calls like I mean you can’t get 10 if we have to make it 10 answers that could take forever 10 minute long conversations but I I think it should be you have to do 10 calls you have to have at least five answers or something well because the the punishment we did last year was this the 24-hour stream right yeah yes yeah so that took a long time yeah I just think that yeah I mean that we could do it 24-hour stream is better for the for the fans we also don’t need to do a finalize one we don’t but we also could do that we could do that idea and we could make it we could edit it so that we get 10 calls and put it on the podcast yes because that would be interesting because like if you have if you have called 20 people but they don’t pick up we could just edit out the people who don’t pick up and put it on the podcast I like that one veto but people could also potentially go through their phones ahead of time and take if it looks like you’re going to lose and take out some real hot button names I don’t really have hot button names I just have I think there’s just a shitload of people I don’t want to call yeah yeah I don’t want to talk to anybody on the I don’t really know who I don’t want to call until their number came up yeah can you scroll like because I we used to do this in college when we were drunk we would do on the old uh flip phones we do it where you just press down can you you can scroll right yeah yeah you you swipe it up and it you can swipe up so just scroll at random and then stop all right I do think there a lot of people just won’t answer like how many times do you answer a phone call from although no they might have your number know them cuz you do know them they’ll be like why is this person calling me and they’ll be like hey I would just play it off like oh it must be that software thing where we both called each other crazy well you can’t do I think you have to like try and make a conversation oh man this is good it could be bad all right I’m doing a random I also don’t think that we should random swipe I’m G to come in last wait you’re doing it yeah I’m doing a random swipe it’s going to be completely random oh yeah I just wanted to hang up on him so bad I knew it was either Darren or Marlin’s man no uh uh no it was not Mar it was not Marlin’s man it was not Marlin’s man Marlin’s man you’ll see when we do the intern interviews Marlins man invited me to some things and then I was like I’m going to be in Vegas and then he sent me his top three strip clubs uh Okay who wants to go first we got to do uh some sort of random drawing for this I like this punishment though I think it’s I think it’s the I think it’s phone roulette at the end of the summer well let’s let’s also see let’s if you have some good ideas let’s see you know it’s a good punishment when Max can’t talk yeah when he hates it he can’t talk anymore we’ll see some ideas how about you just win I’m not going to win I know I’m going to lose maybe you you’re the only other person who could lose it’s your me no these are going to be anonymous polls it doesn’t matter we’ve split up we’ve split up the espo we could also make it more fun this summer and have it be uh the same pfts idea but it could be last last place has to do four second place has or second to last place has to do three second place has to do two winner has to do one yeah that win have to do none yeah winners should do but it would be fun if you’s the point of win what’s some pressure of yeah but that that’s what I’m saying like there wouldn’t be the the severity of the loss wouldn’t hurt so bad the severity of the loss should be bad it should be I think it should be to 10 minutes you should feel the pressure okay all right all right so then we’ll just keep it to 10 but if anyone has idea for a punishment let us know we’re we’re open to everything we let us know okay get a perm who wants I thought we were going to do a positive Mount Rushmore season that was on I I was slamming myself I know but Hank is gonna get mad I’m not mad I have the term scheduled all right uh should we do closest to the number or something yeah yeah okay guess 40 eight 80 65 I like my chances yeah now you have best think you no eight 88 let’s go 88 Max what would you like the order to be um I’m going to go second I’m going to go second let’s keep it in the course you are keep it in a circle so who either PFT goes first or Hank goes first cuz we’re going to it’s going to rotate for the whole summer and this is how we always sit so to not [ __ ] it up yeah you know what I mean I’ll let Hank go first all right so I’m going fourth so then the next one I’ll go first yeah yes yes yes okay all right Hank I’m happy I got the first pick I feel like it’s an easy overall one1 Cristiano Ronaldo ooh okay interesting he has won some trophies but the World Cup is the big one it is the big one I like that is the biggest biggest trophy in sports biggest event in sports I like that a lot never won I like that Messi has correct yes facts it’s actually a small trophy I like that a lot that’s going to get people pissed I know pissed it’s crazy too considering how good Brazil has been over these years and he still hasn’t managed to find a way to win one them that’s true okay Max uh I’m second pick I’m GNA go Jim Kelly oh uh it seems mean but yeah okay yeah you can’t yeah you can’t win the big one okay I can’t believe this fell to me yeah Dan Marino yeah that was going to be Dan Marino should be W I was going between Jim Kelly and Dan Marino but Jim Kelly lost four big ones in a row that’s the definition of can’t not wining can’t win the big one win the big one D Marino could even barely make the big one he made one of the big ones but not as many as yeah yeah yeah but he was really really good can’t win the big one yeah but yeah I mean Jim Kelly was there four time I I was between Jim Kelly and Dan Marino but just being there four times I feel like is the definition of can’t win it that’s an alltime clip from Fox on CBS I think it was Boomer SC and said like if he doesn’t get his act yeah they’re talking about pton Manning yeah pton Manning doesn’t win one that he’ll just always be known as like a Dan Marino type guy that can’t win the big one and then Dan Marino is sitting right next to him he’s like what why did you say that yeah okay uh hm I was going to go Dan Marino Jim Kelly’s a good pick I’ll go with uh as much as it hurts me say Charles Barkley it doesn’t really hurt me but couldn’t win the big one Charles Barkley couldn’t win the big one uh Max Cy’s become the producer of PMT yeah it’s my second pick I had Max Charles Barkley and then Max since he’s become the I mean he he literally he you want to talk about Jim Kelly he can’t win the big one yeah can’t do it can’t win the big one that’s a good pick thank you I thought he would be on the board later yeah I was I I the fourth pick is tough because it’s gonna be a long time to it gets back to me but I feel good about my picks all right so I’m up again yes snake draft yes all right second pick is going to be Chris Paul y Chris Paul can’t win the big one just can’t do it he’s never going to win the big one never going gonna win the big one absolutely not is anyone GNA do Conor McDavid I think they’re going to win okay but as of right now he can’t win the big one you’re kind of saying that he he has won the big one already yeah you’re you’re calling it over well yeah by the time people some people might listen to this podcast Tuesday and and you like a fool okay is there gonna be a like Huck Tuesday yeah all right Max you’re up uh I’m gonna go James Harden oh good pick now how much of that was James and how much of it was the city of Philadelphia well that he’s done it every 166 career playoff games whoa that’s a lot can’t win the big one okay I will go with um I don’t know if I want to stay with two sports here Barry Bonds okay I had him on my list but it’s always tough with baseball but yes he could not win the greatest yeah the greatest no he couldn’t win the big one you’re right oh [ __ ] yeah you don’t get that discourse as much with baseball A-Rod had it for a while he did yeah you never get it with like Mike Trout no well he’s got to make the playoffs that we’ll do another one make the playoffs the wild card is his b one okay jol and beid oh good good pick very good pick he can’t even win the the one before the the one before the one before the big one mhm any playoff game is a big one you can but the second round is his is his big one and he hasn’t been able one win that he had to go ring chasing to sign up for Team USA yeah that’s how desperate he is to win a big one yeah what do you think about that pick Max uh I’m happy that it was picked before me okay cuz you were going to take him no I was not going to take him but I’m just I’m I’m happy okay because that’s a bad pick and somebody else has it um I’m going to go with Randy Moss oo now we’re fighting here that was that was on my list but I yeah I had on the list too yeah couldn’t win the big one good pick okay I’m going to go Kyle Shanahan ah good one recent addition to the list good one but it’s it’s a bubbling narrative friend of the show sorry Kyle I’m um yeah no he can’t win the big one but I mean he’s just had a couple big ones that he should have won can’t win the big one and he didn’t um I’m going do a pick that uh will probably get me last place but I don’t care because if we’re trying to get the most interaction which I think we all agree oh no what go ahead Caitlyn Clark can’t win the big one she can’t win the big one has not been able to win the big one that’s a good pick that’s a good pick had her on my list that’s going to be no I think that’s a good one that might be a winner mad at that that might be a winner oh they’re GNA get so bad she cannot win the big one fact or fiction she lost Angel ree can win the big one she is yeah she’s a a better winner oh uh okay uh I have one more pick call alone k never win the big one mhm he I mean he literally he couldn’t win the big one with the Jazz went to the Lakers trying to win the big one chased the big one and lost to I know he got hurt that year but lost to the Pistons so can’t win the big one that’s right usually he chases little ones not big ones but he did that when he all right last pick that would have been funny if it was like when uh when Kendrick was doing his popup show if if it had been like 20 years ago MH and he had all the Lakers out what’s interesting you said Kendrick right there big cat oh because my pick was gonna be Drake oh can’t win the big one he lost the big one he did lose the big one he lost on the big he lost a couple big ones has he not he keeps losing the big ones yeah yeah you won against Meek though oh but he’s from Philly so that a big one yeah that doesn’t count okay Matt yeah Drake good pick uh I’m gonna go all right now I’m gonna go Henry clist oh good one the king without a ring that’s a great pick Max that’s a great pick all right uh Hank finishes off then we got a bunch of honorable mentions there’s some good ones still left out there go Barry Sanders oh yeah I bad he wasn’t in contention to Wi yeah he was never close that that was one that I thought about but or yeah kayin Clark was going to be my my my home run anchor pick so yeah yeah I took her she can’t win the I didn’t want to do more baseball all right what what else we got I have uh kangari Jr MH yeah baseball’s tough though you’re right I didn’t want to do baseball because it’s it’s so much harder to be like one guy who couldn’t win it basketball and football it’s like on you ta Cobb ta Cobb couldn’t win a big one um I we can’t do teams but US Men’s National Team can’t win the big one can’t win the big one they literally cannot win do the state of Minnesota yeah I had the bills as a whole Jim Kelly’s good though yeah elen Baylor oh eight finals appearances lost everyone that’s tough Mark F yep can’t win the big one cannot win the big one can’t even make a final four yep I had I had pton Manning on my list because I still feel like we should say pton can’t win the big one do you know what I have on my list that you could make the argument as one a big one but you could also make the argument has not who Kevin Durant yeah win the big one it wasn’t the big one can’t win the big one not on his own Steph won those big ones uh I had Gordon Bombay the player yep choke artist that’s a good one the uh Dak Dak can’t win the big one OJ OJ couldn’t win the big one I well he’s not guilty his taste was pretty big that’s the biggest one that was the biggest one he won his freedom yeah Greg Norman he’s two and0 in KN fights yeah Greg Norman Tony fow yeah unfortunately I love Tony fow Greg Norman’s a good one yeah yeah uh Alan Iverson yeah can’t win the big one he had the worst team of all time around him okay uh Reggie Miller Reggie Miller couldn’t win the big one big time couldn’t win the big one Germany Patrick Yuan Patrick Ying couldn’t win the big one me in Super Bowl Futures can’t win the big one uh Hillary Swank for Million Dollar Baby did she lose I think she lost oh she got paralyzed right I don’t know I never saw that movie yeah that’s too bad England England couldn’t win the big one just in lots of stuff in a lot of stuff yeah yeah who’s the is there an actor who hasn’t been able to win the big one was Leo for a while yeah and but then he won the big one it was Scorsese too right for for best picture because I don’t think Goodell is one best picture he got he got hosed on that one but then I think the Departed finally that got him over the hump Bob Odenkirk he’s not been able to win the big one get robbed every year [ __ ] I think damn there’s some of the best can’t win the big ones yeah PT Manning was was one of the best can’t win the big one debates yeah I’ll always I’ll never be able to forgive him for winning a Super Bowl for taking that away from us Phil was a great can’t win the big one Sergio yep those were those those rocked just can’t win the big one Conor McDavid if he doesn’t win tonight yeah he’s definitely on that list hard in the can’t win the big one yeah Kaylin Clark is definitely already on that list yeah I mean she literally cannot win the big one and like I don’t know what else you could say about it that’s going to get people mad real mad ah you could make the argument Taylor Swift hasn’t won the big one because no one’s proposed to her that’s the ultimate one no rings we’re talking about Rings here RS can I amend my last pick and make a Taylor Swift oh all right right uh anything else it’s good show boys good show good to be back back in the studio with the boys um we got a great show on Wednesday such a shame such a shame that uh this whatever the [ __ ] what do they call it now beer games yeah the the beer games the beer games um I after the case race you want to do two minutes case race recap I think I’m not ever again were people were wondering like I was I was so out of it I don’t ever want like when Missoula invited me I I told you after I was like none of that really processed in my mind because I was just deathly hung over yeah if you haven’t watched it PFT and Hank joined us uh for the yak case race on Friday it was a Royal Rumble case race we were all dressed as wrestlers I had to cut pft’s hair out of a leaf blower uh it was Hank you you started the first fight Hank yeah um I I was so violently hung over it reminded me why like I’m just I’m washed as a human being yeah we we had to come to work at 9:00 a.m. the next day and uh it was it was interesting it was very very tough for me to wake up we’re dead yeah but that was one of those moments that I woke up on Thursday and I was like I’m if if you had told me we had done that case race and then we had to be in Vegas for the Beer Olympics I would have I would have probably quit no I I quit drinking I’m never drinking beer again no I didn’t on at the sphere I didn’t I was like I’m not drinking me neither I’m doing drugs but I’m not drinking yeah California sober way better way to go mincy sober I uh I I finger [ __ ] Steven Shay’s face and found his G-spot y squirted yep the clip Steven Shay was was in the bathroom puking and there was someone was filming him from in the bathroom and he’s like literally going oh crying about how bad he felt and then he must have been on his phone he goes Kelsey plum only has three rebounds and then he had another clip where he was crumpled in the bathroom that was like an hour later and he stood up and he just started telling himself he’s like I’m Neo I’m in The Matrix and then came out and just looked so bad it was just so chaotic it’s crazy I mean we have people that can drink a lot of beer I’m not one of them so like we had guys drinking 15 beers being like come on keep drinking I was like I drink nine beers in an hour I’m I’m I’m done if I keep drinking I’m gonna puke yeah and I did I didn’t thank God held it in uh Shane I might have said something about you earlier just so you know you want to put the headphones on Shane is our great uh behind the scenes guy who we’ve I don’t know why it’s started but we’ve just started well he’s a weird guy but we’ve also started just making up stuff about him well no it’s not made up it’s real yeah you you haven’t had a sandwich until last week right I might have said that the Haw Tua girl oh you did oh yeah and but you agree you do Hawk Tua your own dick that’s a yes that’s a yes that was a yes that’s weird dude that’s [ __ ] weird you’ll self suck no he not even sucking he’s just spitting on his own dick and then jerking off yeah it’s crazy lubing himself up uh okay numbers eight 20 three 44 56 99 pug 21 19 19 love you guys

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  1. Rushmore idea: top teams who couldn’t win the big one (patriots undefeated season etc)
    Punishment idea: every has a tattoo that they’ve always wanted to get, end of season loser draws one out of a hat and has to get it

  2. Lebron has been picked apart his entire career by big cat, watching big cat spazz out and cry over Jordan getting criticized for the first time ever is hysterical. What a fucking baby

  3. What got me in this one is the MJ vs Lebron talk and Big Cat confidently said they’d win couple more titles if he didn’t retire but didn’t mention how they would’ve played Houston in finals, the team that would constantly smack them.

  4. It’s funny they do the same thing with MJ that they complain about for with Lebron lol. Jordan fans have been trying to discredit Lebrons accomplishments his entire career, so what does that mean BC?

  5. The only fitness ad on PMT and the most obese uninspiring fatty has to be the one reading peloton ads….

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