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H little Bob do Sports Gladiator Challenge we’re just going head to head to head to head first match out of the gate Bob vers Joe then me and Jet Jet’s going to give me 10 aside 10 strokes and six holes and the winner of those two six hole matches meet in the Coliseum which is the last six holes here at aboa have you seen this manand play Lately Mason type [ __ ] out of me today I feel good I feel really good if I win that match I want Y and and I want him [ __ ] bad this is the first time I’ve ever brought my clubs the only problem is I don’t have any balls and I also bring any golf balls it’s an important day I I would say it’s an important day for me there’s going to be blood probably some drinks I want this [ __ ] bad feeling good going into this match although I will say this and Bob has made it very apparent in the past that he always plays better when he can’t rely on someone else which for the life of me I don’t understand why he wouldn’t take that mentality into the team play but nless is say this is a different cat when he’s playing solo so let’s see what we get feel like he’s going to start striping the ball today went to take one of my golf balls there’s gum on so okay we’re going to do stroke play six holes bracket challenge George Mason type [ __ ] Starts Now flip of a te who goes first Joy do me or you are about to find out all right Meck how you you wearing all dark colors you got to be hot as [ __ ] fix that AC not in the car but yes to the apartment oh that’s huge I’m 50% better than where I was the other day that LE Little D all right that’s down tell you what that’s not bad either just stay away from that bunker and off all right we’re off we’re Up and Away May the best man win or the worst man suck less you’re going to be nice and comfy here for a little while until you can just come off the bench essentially and just six Man of the Year a war that’s me bro there’s nothing that I want more than a one V one for you I I want a bad dude I want a bad you know what I hate to tell you is the odds of it happening swim did not well if I’m getting Strokes against FP by way I cannot open this so you You’ think you would have opened it before you got here and now you’re going to have to [ __ ] with the battery like this is a disaster yares on the cour but you would think on paper this is probably going to be a pretty close match I I would I would imagine for both of y’all’s sake I hope that’s true you’ve been the more confident golfer of late is he a two-time or three- time major Champion two time two time Bob Sports Major Champion you’re like a seven time and I’m one time I’ve got my name finally edged on I think I have the Canadian open the Canadian open is a big one though lot of FedEx points on that are we doing an unboxing right now can you just go one hole without being a scumbag today’s mukbang Mr Mr Sher only 87 yards it’s not right no that very well could be right get up move thank God I chunked it beautiful day out here8 y oh that bounc like crazy you see that you entering the Green P cars the pth that’s where I’m going no you got reverse just reverse out oh my God reverse out why want to know why figure it outse [ __ ] time what happened no it’s not what we need just come on baby come on baby come come on baby come on girl you want to come with me to New York for what I’m going in a couple week we going to hang out with the boys you know what we’re doing Joey B going to be there Joey B is going to be there all right we are hitting up a Yankee game oh know and we got some seats do you really yeah we do and I didn’t even pay full price for them huh um code bds10 on Seiki you slippery and I got 10 off I’m telling you it’s a real deal you slippery it’s a real deal you got a couple tricks up you’re slippy well so listen I those are not easy tickets to get first place um second of all I got 10% off and it wasn’t even my first purchase it was like my I a bunch of times I still got a 10% off go Ys BDS 10 Sir George srer appreciates that all right I don’t know what happened I mean you had a closer look at that that looked like it sprung like a trampoline up that’s not less that’s off the green h it’s not ideal but it’s not terrible thank you sir wow it’s my guy my horse who does he have a better shot against well he’s got to get through my fat ass first that’s true I’m thinking about who I want to play I think you want to play Bob think you might be I didn’t say it you said it I didn’t say it what’s the percentage that I make this 14 okay I’ll take it oh you got to be kid oh oh no they are who we thought they were that’s why we took the damn field that’s why we took the field if you want to Crown them Crown their ass but they are who we thought they playoffs Doubles Doubles hurt dou are no BL are okay yeah now this is short part five I normally do pretty decent on this hole let’s hope that that continues who do you got your money on if you had to pick like a March Madness bracket between me and Bob and then FP and yam and then the overall winner what do you like I I like you here okay I like you in this spot I like him FP in the next spot and I like FP overall you’re going shock [Music] oh I mean that’s right down Broadway sure is that might be in the go Zone there Ys we might have to go for that in two be all right A little I mean listen part five you can lay up keep running Wait nothing wrong with that big shout out AO Golf Club been having this circus around for for a little bit of time now AO is the best the first of all it’s one of the only public courses out here so if you’re out here playing golf you come to have a CO right come to come to the co come to the co we already came to the SIP we went to the SIP we went to the co we went to the clip grass clipping we went to the clip nice nine iron you HD in here have you heard that million dooll baby song yeah that’s a great song that song I like I Vibe with that song I need that perz mix but it’s on Spotify and I don’t have Spotify so oh are you talking about FP starts only FP darts only oh yeah yeah yeah if you’re talking about FP starts only and bangers only is what we’re looking Spotify starts only um I hit the piss out of golf is that him and that’s you yeah you could build a Target and a Home Depot not not quite a Walmart Super Center I don’t think we’re going to get a Hobby Lobby in there but maybe like yeah he chunk his and I and I rip stick Joey D’s way down there little BB lers oh oh is that a four four whoa we have a chance to really establish a lead here I’m going to take that opportunity it’s about 185 to 190 wind blowing right to left we’re going for it could be stupid I don’t think so oh down a little bit I mean special pretty special [Music] oh my God he’s skipping across the water drinking every night because he drinks to his accomplishment that’s a lot of drinking I had a belly full of red wine in me last night and I didn’t stop I brought a case of have a days to The Grove there was a period of time at the Grove bar in the clubhouse that have a days are around the cool this could get ugly fast we are chipping for par now let’s get it on there not terrible I’m putting now for bogey which is tough Cut’s got an eagle putt so we’re trying to limit the damage here get something tight probably draw that up better for your guy there yeah we talked through it you know what he is he’s nothing if not coachable I like it I like it a lot all right all right it’s so that’s good he’s in for double I got an eagle putt I’d love to make an eagle cry solo Eagle that just doesn’t happen on this channel but two putt for birdie we’re in good shape I’m going to be down a minimum three out of the gat off you need a piss po putt here you’re going to need a three putt yeah all right we got that for birdie left all right so I’m down three Strokes early would say a lot of game but it’s only six holes the good news like seriously it’s because it’s stroke play play 18 holes he’s going to blow up if you’re playing six it’s a little the chances are low but they’re not none third hole nothing tun this got to just hit a fairway which is what I’m going to try to do right now oh what that set that really not what we needed swinging for the fences and he boy opening of the door has established yeah I think it rolled into the water though I would have loved it just to stay that was a classic case of um swinging a little out of my shoes which perhaps maybe outsmarted yourself all right y massive break I thought it was in in the water as hoard as a shot as that is I could get away with that as long as I make a good second shot cannot make back to back bad shots all things consider I could even possibly go up and down for car but we’re back we’re alive we needed that golf God’s giving me another chance there that’s uh that was unexpected I said your Hail Mar’s last night H yeah I said said a couple of them he’s driving the ball better than anybody 100% we banged ourselves classic classic not many people bang themselves as much as we do by the way can we talk about getting getting Xander on the channel I think we should just keep pushing that oh I I we had that with Xander where the way he is I don’t mind people just continuing blog he can take it his um his Instagram after he won the PGA he had like six or seven posts and all the comments were like come about the sports come about the sports now he doesn’t give a [ __ ] no right he’s also going to use it as reason not to come on that’s why we don’t mind it yeah but I figured you know he won the PGA maybe he’ll out of the kindness of his heart come help out some poor YouTubers you why not now would be my time to make a good shot you would think so let’s go right here right [Music] now pretty good Ys look pretty good Ys oh we’re back we’re back talk about living on the edge here Ys we’re living dangerously out here I’m going to put this height and I am going to secure a little up and down par all right that rolled way more than I wanted it to but I landed it close never I’m standing behind them and I’m not calculating what what’s going on with this pot I’m all right here we go damn good go all right that’s [Music] good I missed it and even even I mean put it in there Joe so I think Bob you’re only down one now down one let’s take the sucker down to the wire Bob is right back in this [ __ ] that zone defense got penetrated we to go back to manto man yeah I think we’re going back we should go back to man it was never Zone you started you started protecting a lead in the first quarter I and I and it has bitten me in the ass um we’re not even at halime now and the other team is right back you still have a lead I have a lead but not much not where you had it manto man no open threes maybe some like like full court press like some Havoc defense just just out of the inbound maybe just just kind of make him feel a little something Force the force the issue I think that that’s the play 100% make him take it up the look the difference you’re right there you’re in the middle of the Dance Floor D middle of the Dance Floor he is in the middle of the Dance Floor he’s looking for that Ace you won’t get it though whoa oh hang cat you want to catch that long long might be bad there Bobby no that’s all right think you’re okay see he now come around okay it’s fine stick sticker in the Sund Dam okay do you have any nicknames in here in high school it’s going to be so bad what do they call you like no you’ll never guess it like flash or some [ __ ] yeah yeah that’s it they called me CCE cuz I was obsessed with CC yeah that’s tough that’s really tough trust cuz the thing is like looking back I was obsessed with sports I loved all that [ __ ] it’s it’s kind of a tough looking hindsight well you name yourself you named yourself yeah maybe oh that’s even tougher mind I was throwing 77 mph oh okay did you have the hat did you have the hat like CeCe no the co the Coco Crisp there a tough look for me [Laughter] man he’s strong now he’s ripped somebody’s calling when he came into the Four Seasons Hotel I was in charge of all the Bellman and I said to the Bellman I said he was on the arrivals list I said I’ll give you guys a tip no matter what it is but call me when Sabathia comes in I got to take the luggage to his room cuz I wanted to meet him so bad so I went to the room and his wife answered I saw CeCe lying on the couch and I hated to do it I brought the bags in and I said Mr Bia I I swear to you I never do this I feel terrible trouble you for a picture couldn’t have been nicer I’m not a good enough wedge player to hit the wedge so I’m going to putt it put it close get a par move on not bad not high enough keep going not terrible not awful not great all right looks like a pretty good shot there from Joey D my turn here right now come on Bob what the [ __ ] I love it it oh just missed it all right par putt see if we can drop one St up a little this for bogey yeah all right got to have this oh down two got to make something happen looks like Chalk’s starting to come through here tick yeah well how much juice are you going to have to lay on Perez versus Jet though that’s like 240 The Strokes even it up oh that’s true I think I’m getting FP just atus 130 no he’s getting stroke on every hole this guy’s going to par every hole just going to have to bogy everything I plac my back you feeling [ __ ] limber yet ready for this [ __ ] smoke dude it was always man apparently yeah man defense is um is the play oh no there’s no drink opportunity for your boy fat [ __ ] sh jumbo sh Jumbo Jack hey just you always been fat hey CCE can you drive get your fat ass up you want water all right you want some dip with that I think CeCe likes dip you getting this guy’s [ __ ] water now yes when Sabathia wants water you get Sabathia water you make the show see I’ll drink that the thing is when we were growing up if you like play like little league or whatever every kid thought they could throw a curve ball but nobody could you know what I mean they were all like you put your fingers you put you put a finger here and you your ankle here and then you throw it and it’d be like shanking golf balls like but I can throw C it’s always the Hardo dads that have the kids 50% curve balls hey how about you finish this [ __ ] guy off that would be nice there’s nothing about me that on the golf course has the Killer Instinct okay we’re the kind of team we’re going to waste every second that we’ve got left until we can knee this [ __ ] out you know how you cook a pig put them on the spit roter you give a little bit of that simple Jack Simple Jack would be nice come horrific welcome to the Boba Sports pillow fight it’s like the old days what inspires you you ever cried at a movie oh yeah you cried in a movie I Like Money Ball I don’t know if that’s like the sure Philly this is John Smith fat ass playing in minor league ball he hits 158 but he takes a lot of walks now Billy what’s the most important thing in baseball getting on base I want ring cone we’ll give you Ren cone do you remember that he’s like we’ll give you Ren give me Ren cone and then we’ll do this and then they got bounced in the round it didn’t even work out do you know what I mean you got issues this is a tough visual oh my God it’s got to go oh oh where’d it go it’s on I think I believe we went somewhere in here this is marked off I can’t get in there so we’re taking a drop this is our third shot not the way we want to protect this lead today but h a green let’s keep it moving that’s going at TI car oh just short he the car path we’re going to have to try to go up and down for bogey oh Bobby boy ripped it you like uh Remember the Titans my brother used to watch it just every day in the summer we eat bacon egg and cheeses Taylor Ham EG and cheeses and just watch them under the Titans Y’s just a little bit caught in the middle hates his life wants it to be over he don’t know what to do too many videos for you the people that Scott hatber over there Bob threw a dart over there I’m shooting for par here I have got to put this close contact Nice Peter Peter D ladies skipping one on up there now py Rich aelia that’s [ __ ] do you remember Jim to Ramiro Mendoza Jeff Blum pinion STS Bronson Royal Bronson Royal how about AJ Bernett Bob’s putting for birdie so this is a interesting turn of events all right great jot from Joe kind of sucks I got to either put it in or put a close and then one this next hole oh it’s puts a little pressure on them we’re just like exchanging Jabs yeah and uh if I miss s we’re back to all square with one play so how about we make a putt [Music] Joseph once again another double Bogey and we are all squared with one to play I Am banging myself here man I went bogey birdie you’re all tied up right yeah I would love a par three here no you you got a par five and this is my least favorite hole on this course with all respect down there yeah you got to like hit it this is a a course a hole for like real golfers who like plan [ __ ] that’s what you get at the co come to the co come to the co I mean it’s out there it’s just it’s a par five though so even if it’s on the other Fairway all right I got to wake up and put a hole together here nice shot Joe get down yeah fine up there Buckle the [ __ ] up Peter here we go that’s what it’s all about you Ain you ain’t getting Strokes anymore this ain’t more parking heads up t i called as [ __ ] loud as I [Music] can don’t go down that Hill that was crushed yeah every now and then y when I said that Xander actually texted me and said that the odds of him coming on the channel are extremely low right which in reality that actually means that it’s really high no does that make any sense no people say if the odds are very low that means he’s likely to come on the chance no it’s incorrect if somebody says the odds are extremely low that means low chance that’s what I would think but it turns out in reality by definition that’s not the case Works yo this is wait till you hear this one said that the odds of him coming on are extremely low which I thought meant that’s not a good chance people were saying that that actually means that there’s a good chance cuz the odds are low this is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard in my life stupidest thing I ever person St it’s that person it’s not me he’s buying that tree well no I was I’m not drinking that cool you were originally correct the what you thought it’s low and then you were you allowed the public to I’ll tell I’ll tell the whole world the fact you wanted them to be right almost killed ticket scream bloody murder I think the ball actually might have hit his cart I don’t know we have 100 yards we got to put something close Bob’s ahead of me just for all the marbles I mean listen it’s middle of the green that’s fine I have an uphill putt I got a gap it’s 100 yard which be too much but that’s a lot of [ __ ] wind look at your hand the odds are low just going on the green run run down the front oh he got downhill line e I really [ __ ] myself there that [Music] stinks [ __ ] myself it was kind of the match you would expect for me and Joey d double here two up tied three down jop’s out done let’s put it tight secure the par walk out here wi that is not a great P you still got a few more to work with can they both lose just wondering all right I got to put this in the can so slow you son of a [ __ ] this is for par that’s all me what happened you farted nope didn’t get the pen it is so [ __ ] slow man Joseph takes it home put it right here was like a pillow fight that we just couldn’t figure out who stunk worse but somebody has to go on we will get pummeled in the next I will get pummeled in the next round now on to the next Main Event young Yaman versus the prize thorough bread Mr press did you throw that match you’re like so happy that you lost I know you lost a happy go lucky guy die in all reality yeah now I get to just chill I’m about to leave the biggest egg of all time not on this I don’t want that I don’t want that let’s go you so we got six holes me vers you head to head I’m going to give you a pop a hole Yeah stroke a hole I think it’s fair stroke a hole is fair if I keep the ball on the course I got a chance yeah good luck y’all take how about I’m going to need two strokes Two Strokes on the par fours three on the par five put one out there come on hey took the water out of place all right could be a long day Pop I should have taken you up on that advice that’s good news is I’m here with you great news I got Bob in my car damn damn why do you got to be such a prick how did you make that about how did you make my Duff about yourself about me yeah yeah I did I did that was selfish this is an intimidating first shot off the sea I will say there’s a lot of water on these holes that him and I are playing not on eight they’re kind of on 9 10 11 now he’s got another water shot yeah he does and I you’re okay not like in your head but like right now you’re fine it’s not my fault you took an aggressive line there my man well I I didn’t take a line I just swung as hard as I could [ __ ] this could be over real fast I’ve got CH w 133 I’ve been sitting so I’m going to take a little extra I’m just going to carve this little [ __ ] turkey dude you white me or dark some dark [ __ ] oh my oh the dark meat with the dark meat bro give me a little stuffing with that action th bro the good news is that he he plays his best against his best competition like when we have a pro he plays amazing that’s that’s what he thinks of me good news is it’s Mash play no it ain’t and you’re [ __ ] the worst part about this what is that is that it’s stroke play I know that’s the worst part of this fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight this is not good I hope my guy just doesn’t get whack cuz I don’t want that all right that’s got to be good y look do that there it is yeah I’m doing the thing where I’m counting Strokes I’m like one was there two was in the water so three is a penalty welcome AB board four was there five I got a seven I need more Strokes from the guy is there wind behind it bunch of wind in the face oh it’s in the face it’s a lot different when you don’t got guys yanking you around the course you know pulling you along yeah you’d like that one I’m like waiting every time I hit I’m waiting for FP to like hit behind me and put me close oh wa so good look at they pierce through the win oh oh she going to sit let’s go got to be now oh yeah oh keep coming don’t do it don’t hit left don’t do it go go okay all right that’s fine yeah Florida people are are built different you see that [ __ ] she’s letting kids just hang right on the edge there absurd that those two children are playing right by the P line yeah but they’re Florida grown and their mom’s there you think that how Gators give a [ __ ] where they were born I think you guys are way too scared of these Gators man they’re not Croc they’re not saltwater crocs they’re not that vicious that’s the type of attitude that’s going to get you eaten by a gator fascinated by Gators yo if I get up and down he tups I’ll pick up a stroke right that’s what we should I will say cuty is Sonny he’s like my dad have you when I hit a shot he’s like all right buddy like good job yeah I don’t need that man good job I really felt like a kid who like want to contact cut he’s acting like my dad you know what I mean like I’m hitting shots and he’s like good job buddy it’s not good what would you prefer out of him just silence or just to be treated like a normal person if I get up and down and he T putts I mean we’re I I get a stroke and he’ll get another at a boy hey come on H come on buddy yeah it’s tough just a little chip Bud W it up there pal I’m done I’m done I’m done I’m done yes oh yes oh no no oh what Mr Mr Shaker I’m what’s that in that’s a three for two you hear that y thanks pops bu an [ __ ] for making him put that comment below you know what break is a little hard I [ __ ] make this sit sit uhoh damn I wanted to make that real bad I I told you just up and down for three it just got to settle the [Music] nerves I’m back I’m officially back two behind it’s like one behind feels like stealing I’m a thief in the the night aoni Robert Anderson Oracle Steve Norton Swift equities Jimmy Brown Windex what a [ __ ] trash move that was yeah I mean come on bro I feel like you watched me for the first six hes just [ __ ] trash get back to that full court press I did we put buddy beheim in and he gave it was never buddy dude it was never buddy beim he gave up some points pretty quick yank his ass let’s put the starters back in Sal big orac a lot of Fairway lot of Fairway oh in the water over there oh my heaven there’s Fairway out there I know right back on the saddle now [ __ ] bre there that’s the ball special team special Tuesday after Tuesday what’s up brother all right 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see Nissan Towing guide and owner’s manual for additional information always secure cargo oh seems about right my sweet habit that seems about right that is new daddy oh my did you buy more sunscreen if it’s not sunscreen you’re swe profusely I’m sweating yeah that’s profusely yeah I’m sweating hard I’m over there on four that’s all right that’s all right home baby it’s like me and you at our standing tea time I’m a different golfer at our te time and so are you I’ve never played on the channel by myself there a lot of pressure what a beautiful dog what a beautiful day a beautiful dog if me and you were in grade school together high school together do you know how good of friends we would have been we might even be better friends back then than we are now well I never went to high school I just never went when I was in when I was a senior mailed it in pretty fast oh yeahum and this right in your wheelhouse right in my wheelhouse 43 3 wood should I lay up or should I just rip it no we don’t do that here so just rip it FP is in great shape I’m going to hit through it I don’t have the distance I don’t think we’ll see oh no oh my God that might be in the water it’s definitely in the water I saw a bounce see a bounce I saw a bounce we got a bounce it’s certainly in the water I got bounce it saw bounce we saw bounce it bounced probably bounced into the water but it bounc sure how about this how about you give me an and one here put it to bed little and one Euro Step for the boys at home and the girls at home I think this bounced Into the Water by the way that was CH that question but I wanted to let him know I saw a bounce both things are true there was bounce and it’s definitely in the water oh go Polie Oh I thought that wind was really helping but the record show it was not smoked a lot of weed at dumy Donuts tremendous amount of weed do you like blunts or papers I like joints joints that’d be papers I used to smoke out of a bowl too and it was cool just like an easy no you smoke out of a bowl now you should pack it in get it pack it in I went in the water this will be my fourth all right you’re all right you’re having fun you’re keeping a good mindset and I like that pop Fu it takes like a a Five Guys to keep this guy’s head in a decent spot [ __ ] you who see we’re not doing a good job no we’re not just for far it’s not good not good at all there you go yeah it takes a village tick I’m Mr Shaker I’m Mr Sher H la la la la la la Double B classic speed P go sure did Center cup never doubt up two up two with as shitty as I’m playing and play and am as a person I’m only down two here’s what I’m going to do what I’m going to get a tuna sandwich would you like one yeah I want the turkey sandwich you want a turkey sandwich I’m going to get you a turkey sandwich that’ll get us go to the next no chips no pizza no pudding I got egg salad in the 95 de they’re fatter than advertised dude you think so some people trying to lose weight not me Poppy’s been shredding uhhuh he got a bow Flex machine no he didn’t you know you have to hit a shot by the way soon fact that in where I up two three you just ate a sandwich do you think that’s going to help or hurt irrelevant na that’s stuck oh that’s all right yeah away with it tryce Sal I need to GRE out dude know when you got that bowl of chili in Dallas Texas in the middle of [ __ ] col let’s talk about that [Music] oh is it worst play to get in 90° heat egg salad or chili egg salad’s cold yeah but it goes bad I would say at least egg salad starts cold starts cold Chili’s crazy start to finish there’s a point where egg salad is it was a bad play doesn’t start off a bad play chili is just across the board doesn’t make any sense there sh isn’t it when you have something hot when it’s warm out it actually cools you down that is true it’s 100% true that’s true right you hot it cools you down yeah it’s like the it’s like the polarizing effect it’s because when you drink something cold when it’s hot out your body works harder to bring that up to the correct I just got pipped out of my yeah I don’t know what happened there I think you should go on Joe Rogan me I’m not well known enough to go on Joe Rogan nobody wants to hear what I have to say you would be after going on Joe Rogan you hear about Wesley Snipes I call him Esley Snipes cuz that W2 is outstanding as an accountant I like do you think you would be like just befuddled by me or do you think he’d be like fascinated kind of the same thing maybe it is but I think one has a negative connotation like fascinated is like you don’t know how to process it but like you’re intrigued right whereas the other one is just like this guy’s a [ __ ] idiot yeah I think it’d be a little bit of both oh that’s that’s tough to take that for what it is I’ll tell you what that’s tough to hear be a great episode you know what was tough is it wasn’t tough I mean it was fun doing that episode with Grant but when we were in Myrtle Beach and I sat there watching you watch me on the episode you were in your [ __ ] penultimate Glory just watching me whatever was going on there nobody to me in my life has ever been more entertaining than you it’s you it’s my dad where does that guy rank up in the in the he’s up there he’s up there y he’s a psychopath too look at him he looks like a crazy lost person walking down the Fairway if I was going to like ask him to play through and then I saw him I’d be like all right never mind I’m good like I’ll just play 15 by the way people think he’s always angry partially cuz he just looks angry dude that was a hell of a [ __ ] drive [ __ ] you all right I’m in the trees so this is just a layup Bobo Sports I found you two weeks ago no way the thing with the sandwiches and the landscapers yeah you are a freaking bride thank you so much California bagel shop yeah this guy just just rolled up on Bob and you lost weight what oh well I think you’re thinking there you lost we I think then he look he go oh there he is he goes to BBY goes you got like this Vince vaugh kind of fun and then he looks at me he’s like and you’ve lost weight I think and then Perez drove by just oh no there he is black guy you speak up oh man do I hit my ball I I don’t know I got banged up at the airport judge funny did you really buy an Aaron judge thing yeah I did how many followers I see your likes you sometimes have 100,000 likes he just said 100,000 this guy’s talking engagement out here he’s out here he’s like your ratio is good your follower to foll is good there you now where do you live you in right that’s perfect all right good let’s make let’s make some moves tick all right well you got a happy follower my man thank you nice meeting you yo that was an absolute total that man just murdered me oh you’ve lost some weight oh nope there he is was Twix Fox you got a cold I got a cold Twix I sure did hold [Music] it no not a bad shot did you find sunscreen in the end in the end I did okay cuz in the end it doesn’t even matter sure I’m already dying all right is it par six for me I have shanked that club three times in a row now you’re in play oh oh no I’m going to punch an eight iron in the hole yes yes that’s so good y I almost did it don’t wo whoo whoo I got to read yo the time that he takes over the ball is crazy 30 think you’re good you’re good put it down oh that’s got to go good thing I took all that time scumbag yo that’s got a gy up dude even up juice too much juice that’s a nice bar there he is lost another stroke now I’m three back I don’t have a chance do I say where’s the Drone didn’t you land it somewhere I did I I just left the Drone out there there’s a drone back in the Fairway one of you guys lost weight give me two hey Cass give me two Utah D that’s fine [Music] dude oh got [Music] it that’s fine here to wh wh whoa yeah it’s helping 110 with help okay I can do that one time pop one crispy iron shot can’t hit an iron I can’t hit an iron 108 downwind oh look at that offs spree oh wow oh would have be bir let’s name it Offspring this is the only part of my game I’ve been able to execute today 54° go If You Ain’t Talking Money then I’ll I’ll you know I’ll still hear you out note to self never do this again here you go going to make that five got to start wearing shorts cuz I’m worried about your safety why you just look beat red hey PR you may want to get a read from cutsy come back oh it’s coming back come back this guy’s not playing he’s completely checked out hey Dave a little bit green last time I did something can never just say can never just say you’re right I got it keep it moving I’m three back with one to go I need him to die eag how do I [ __ ] this up right I mean you have three shot lead right tough hole I just the only thing I can’t do is go left oh is that what you think oh oh oh oh oh I’m sorry did my pin get in the way of your ass oh I’m still waiting for the part where I asked for the opinion yeah oh I’m sorry I must have blacked out the part where I asked for your for the opinion oh oh there he is oh oh you guy down side smoked that’s tough that’s what losing looks like it’s he’s been laughing at you the entire time you’re real trap [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is wrong with just a big moment you know just really step up to the tea biggest moment of his career I did want to play well though I really did want to play well I get that that’s me every time I want to play it’s a lot different when you’re man on your own of course like and I can only imagine how you felt when you sucked ass in the maxom match you know what I mean and when the pros show up and you just stink it’s it’s I get it I get it I’m going but you know what though I’m like sck I give oh there’s another one all right do I want to play well sure when I don’t you know hello hello okay right over I’m okay if there’s anybody’s phone that I could go into you know who I would Peter de for sure man I I I would just really enjoy that ride how do you kill a man that’s already dead you embarrass him in a golf match real trap meanwhile you’re almost on the green I hit that one really hard you hit that with every fiber of your I hit that one really hard this swing right here I want the most I don’t give a [ __ ] tors saw swing all right all right come on come on T sauce all my dads my dads are all proud of me TR [ __ ] D son where’ you find this all right I got Buck 30 uphill but downwind not much spin out of the rough pins in the back I’m going to hit a pitching wedge I think it’ll bounce back here whoa that it got uh it got back there I think I I think I caught a flyer all right give me a little claperon here come on you want to get Wawa after this sure what would you get classic pogy Italian pretzel extra onions extra jalapenos pretzel soup hey I’ve been chipping all right great shot okay this is not [ __ ] cool Sandy lie like this I can look pretty dumb pretty quick here yeah that’s so easy to do on that [ __ ] Li bro wowe all right that’s good you want to go good good dude yeah dude all right let’s go good good you know you put up a fight sure sure humbling you beat me by four and think with stroke well if you made bogey then you’d beat me on that whole R if you asked me to edit a video like and you had to and I I had to learn how to edit well let me finish the question how long do you think it would take me to get it month do you think I’d be the worst out of everybody editing would probably be the best yeah you’d be the worst for sure he would put together like the most ridiculous he’ put together one of those like you know when like the iPhone will send you like pictures from the vacation or something that’s what he put together yeah and he’d put like some lame ass music behind and think it was awesome and then he’ he’d be showing it to you but keep looking at you the whole time to see your reaction you know what I mean you at least would be like yeah I put up ass he’d come in being like I made the greatest video of all time you have FP going against Joey D Joey D is going to be getting four strokes throughout six holes for all the marbles see how I fa I could get killed oh got to sit sit down [ __ ] a I took too much Club took too much Club oh I P it bu bunker bunker and bunker I think I was so torn there cuz I felt the wind and I was like I don’t know do I take more club or less but because of the water I took more and I landed on the green and just [ __ ] shot out nothing really scarier than like a front pin with water in front down I know it’s really hard to like get that number right I fig you’re better to be long and then you know what I can live for another shot than if I go in better to be dry BBL called they want their Jersey back yeah B Jersey this is a brutally difficult shot man that being said let’s do something come on hero time best you can do I mean I hit it pretty solid you got to just get it so high and get some spin on it all right can I do this that’s really good not an easy B no it’s not right idea backward T yeah why not let’s change it up a little bit got to keep him guessing sometimes who do you like in this match chuny’s playing good it’s hard to go against that man right there um gun to my head Cho it in my head all right here goes nothing tick how about in The Cup oh dear I really went for it man [ __ ] parut good after slippery little one here man slippery little putt here this is to uh get a bogey and stay even with FP [Music] oh good putt Joe all right I had a little meat on that bone I couldn’t give it to him feel good he made the putt one up for me doing no Strokes on the par 3 stroke on every other hole so I am one stroke up you put your smoothie in the wheel it’s one of the fatter moves that’s fat that’s just big boy [ __ ] it was it was it was terrible was your body he was a booty that was a tricky [ __ ] hole Yeah it’s never a good setup there I felt good too after that sand shot and then I got way too aggressive on the [ __ ] pot left myself with a downhill slid oh my sweet God that’s getting real good you’re bathing that’s bathing that’s got to be poisonous to if that gets in your mouth that gets in your orifices nice that is right near the car path too an accident I have no idea where that ball is it’s right oh I see another trees okay it’s fine there too fast and too [ __ ] you know how joean just like comes out with like a random podcast like like just like a random person imagine if like poppy didn’t even say anything to us and like he just dropped a pod with with par three puy and like he didn’t say a word to us about it he go to the greens what are you doing up on the greens Jimmy Jimmy pull up pull up Sports so you guys you’re making golf content you they call you the poppy because you go to the greens but where does where does poppy come from all right right I need a guy named po I can give you a Bernie Sanders by the way give me Bernie Sanders we need better Healthcare okay not bad not bad what the senator from Virginia has said is that we need Healthcare okay all right Ys uh terrible shot um but we managed to somehow have a decent line getting into the wind let’s see something special or not oh no that’s got to get out it’s okay come down it’s okay that is not going to be a fun [ __ ] putt there man I that looks good go oh oh wow this is not fun tick you’re obviously got to chip this down that Hill you going to have to chip it to funnel down that Hill there you know how hard this is Tick this is I mean I’m not a good wedge player oh boy oh come on I needed another few [ __ ] feet that’s just a [ __ ] tough break dude this one’s getting put oh my God I have been in some some tough positions the last two holes man all right this for Par Four for three I mean there’s no way to stop it sit you’re going to have to make that five for four now I’m so [ __ ] sick and tired of [ __ ] burning edges every [ __ ] time dude I’m so [ __ ] over it drop one [ __ ] time I was going to give it to him he just he went so fast yo this is good this would hurt that hurt this one hurt that’s good FP good one two 3 four five 6 seven for six FP had a four I am down two on that hole I’m down three after two holes and I tell you what man between the lies I’ve had I know I have not made great shots but some of the lies I’ve had have been so tough and the [ __ ] burning of edges I am so done with it one time all in the hole you’re talking about a guy who is a great a ltic Peter Peter tough to see tough to see you got to keep moving little [Music] chunky oh settle all right not ideal but we got to start making some shots here I’m all over the place and I don’t stroke here I can’t afford to lose more Strokes oh you’re on the green dude great shot J you got an uphill uphill put nothing wrong with that I got another tricky little dude these finesse shots are banging me you’re fine not easy though pleas settle he all have a downhill CT looping putt again we banged ourselves uphill par putt par putt pretty putt it’s pretty F that’s uh that’s all we wanted my mind I was thinking F you know what I got no one to blame but myself here hand up accountability this might be the most anti-climatic vinyl six holes we’ve ever watched pretty damn good all right good pot yeah he is now 4 up after three I have got to birdie holes otherwise I have no [ __ ] chance he getting ugly he’s got three holes left stroking on every one of them still in there he’s still got something in here at this point if he comes up and beats me that’s fine but I can’t beat myself like last night I cannot beat myself got it yeah it took me a minute uh-oh get left get left [Music] nice job that’s I think that’s really good I’m going to be aggressive now I’m going to try to go out and do something and I might spiral but you know what I’m going to try to fight and get something cuz at this point you’re what four four strokes so I I’m going to need like birdies and P there he is oh my God you skirted two bunkers that’s you didn’t deserve that 128 downwind out of the rough this that’s a flyer kids at home you wonder when a flyer is that’s a flyer we have a flyer line that’s flyer Line This is got to hit the very front of the green or just in front of the green and bounce up all this flyer that long it’s on the rough brother now and never we got to do something here great Drive pretty good all right we got a look we got a look damn all right I mean I needed something I need I mean at least I got a birdie look probably won’t make it but it’s a look and a look best I’m going to do is four if you net 30 the next three holes I’m going to have to play well that’s just facts I have to get up and down here he’s going to he’s going to at least two put 43 it oh that came out so hot was that necessary I didn’t fart on you by the way you have squeakers dude those things slip out of your ass dude it’s a slippery squealing eel thing you can come back pretty fast with that stroke hard diesel G him more juice a big pot this would limit it to one stroke back well if he misses this it’s a five then I down two strokes with two holes left wow what a big time P wow shouldn’t have been that hard that that was yeah was that should have been a four all day long disgusting that it gets to that point sick but you did it but I did but I did you did it but I did it who Do You Think You Are I Am it’s a big putt man that was a big time Putt and you know as soon as you hit it it had the perfect Pace it was going Center cup the whole way it was never ever deviating at all cuz if if you miss there it’s a boogy I’m I’m only down two with two to play we need a [ __ ] cutsy bomb here this is a par five I want to try to birdie this and just give a chance I’m down three with two to play stroken stroking for sure oh that’s way up four up that’s on the otherway yeah I mean it’s part five it’s fine but it’s not ideal whatsoever left is okay here though that’s uh that’s like perfect that is uh the definition of perfect sit real hot I got lucky here can’t go for this I’m going to lay out 180 shot 190 give myself a look hopefully that’s all I wanted wasn’t trying to be too crazy with it that’s fine yeah I wasn’t trying to go over there 106 sler rough I think that was like Daddy I hate that thing I hate that thing oh I needed all I need all I need is his love tonight all I need is his love to sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe [ __ ] to give myself a birdie here would be a net Eagle that could bring me back I I can’t leave this thing short I got to give it a run both of us have birdie P it should be big for me to make this good good 5 four yeah all right we wanted birdies we got pars and down two with one hole the playlist and it’s still it’s still a possibility a 54 and he bogey it’s or sorry a 43 and he Bogies five we’re even so I just got to make a good t- shot and give myself a look onto the green and red Simple Jack time need a good drive and we need a good approach shot and then we need a good P three steps to this hole and starts with a good drop all right we’re in Fairway that’s First Step completed all right a couple good drives there FP I think we’re neck and neck up there let the band play neck yeah sure I’m rooting to be this one and I’m not why did you want that one cuz I get to [ __ ] hit first put a little pressure on you if I hit a good one make you do something crazy 156 yards going to be a nineiron easy n that’s got sit that’s way too hard that’s not too much get down Sit yeah but that’s not that’s not birdie material I mean it’s a birdie pot I need it nice sh I mean we’re both out there I mean we’re playing the whole we’re playing it the same I put this in then I mean that’s I mean that’s why I would needed to go tight though I’m not nearly tight in now what’s the biggest mistake you think you’ve ever made in your life not playing golf in high school I’m not playing golf earlier that’s nice I would have liked to play golf when I was younger I feel like I would have enjoyed I would have had a lot more opportunity to make memories and stuff but listen I can’t complain I’m happy just right right where I am now a lot of people tell me tell you I made a lot of mistakes in my life we’re not here to focus on that we here to have fun leav in Miracles you think I put this thing in for birdie [ __ ] yeah all right whoa wa dehydration pr5 uphill right to left this goes in I this takes care of everything oh bad boy I’m down two so if I make this we’re Square it’s not going to happen but you know what Dare To Dream pops haven’t you heard of Miracles haven’t you heard of them good enough for Team USA it’s good enough for your boy all right let’s make a pot High match oh what a a good a good ride I tried man I gave it enough juice that’s another par three pars to end I can’t do much better than that it up up great job comes out the Victor that was fun that was a fun approach I like that that’s a fun video we had a good time good oh sure gentlemen played great out there [ __ ] you too y ladies and gentlemen that has been another Edition there of Bob do Sports and thanks again to Nissan for supporting Bob do Sports and for the reminder to chase bigger better more exciting adventures and enjoy the ride along the way learn more at Nissan usa.com we’ll see you next time Bob the sports you know how big a gator needs to be to take me down dude not as big as you think not as big you think be a [ __ ] big boy this every Gator within a mile they would have a Thanksgiving dinner over your yeah well they’d call over all their friends and they go to town damn right they would for one to take me down dude it’s got to be big old one