It’s the second to last game in the United Football League and we get to see the St Louis Battlehawks host the San Antonio Brahmas for the XFL championship. Will the Brahmas take down the home favorite or will the Battlehawks get two home games in a row in the post season. It’s all on the line right now in St Louis and the UFL. Turn up that heat and get your Spring Fever going because it’s all coming to a head.
e e e [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] hello hello hello everybody we are back I already have my first guest here Chase what happened what happen what happened in the third quarter of the panther stallions game on my list for one of my favorite quarters of football of all time shout out NASCAR my man what’s what’s good shout out NASCAR shout out sir random guy by the way he’s also doing a live stream I believe for these games so shout out sir random guy go follow on Twitter as well what up Sir random guy all right all right yeah what happened in the third quarter was I watched you vomit into a McDonald’s bag a lot speaking of which when Uncle Ric comes on I did clip it Chase so I have about a three minute clip that uh when Uncle Rico gets I want I want him to see what he missed out on can can you tell how close I personally was to vomiting durp at the end at at the end yes at the end because you’re just [Music] like there’s no McDonald bag here today well hopefully there aren’t seven turnovers in a quarter today I hope not it was seven turnovers and then the super challenge which killed it no chase today is a different day today we are to Bear witness to the XFL Championship the long road for the brahmas from one of the bottom teams in the League last year yes to makeing the playoffs Baby Woo or SA Lewis the team who so narrowly missed out on the postseason last year the city that begs for football like no other finally has a postseason game in their own backyard this game should be good we get full garbers we get uh we get AJ McCarron love McFarland are back two good defenses two fantastic offenses this game should be amazing I’m looking forward to it you should too this is the [ __ ] UFL baby God I’m hype I’m ready me we were both talking about how we were waiting at like four o’clock we were like man will this stream just hurry up and get here exactly so uh I’ve been talking with uh with Jon Snow a little bit on Twitter since he’s from St Louis I might not even need an Uber from the casino there he says we could just take the metro and it’s like $5 and it’s close enough yeah man the Metro is a good way to get around St Louis I’m looking forward to it I enjoy public transit like that you know that’s so like parts of Los Angeles I absolutely love for that [ __ ] yeah Michael chiming in yo yo yo I am glad the stallions won and now we’re going to see some more epicness that is a fact I don’t know how this game can be crazier than that last game uh maybe if it comes more down to the wire like it felt like after Midway through the second quarter it felt like Michigan was just destined to lose like slowly but surely yeah they everything just stopped if they if they scored touchdowns instead of kick field goals they might have been in it but then they couldn’t even kick field goals they literally only had the first touchdown of the game and that was it they just they couldn’t hold on they would even have good drives where like a they would either start in the Birmingham stallions territory and have really good field position and just pet her out and have to for like be forced to take a field goal or they would March down the field successfully and then when they get to the Red Zone they would pet her out and have to kick a field goal and as good as Jake Bates is couldn’t couldn’t put the team on his back couldn’t do it just couldn’t do it proud racer back Jake Bates he only missed two he only missed two but it does raise the question it does raise the question is he only good in domes is he a the thing with him at least that the NFL will probably definitely look at is no matter what his misses he has always had the distance yeah I think he I think he ends up a kickoff specialist I think that’s the deal I could very easily see that especially now where kickoff is going to be so important with the new like with the NFL going to the old XFL style kickoff those are GNA be how do you feel about that how does that make you feel um so like I know a lot of people in the community I know Co like vehemently he’s always hated that he hated it in 2020 he hated it in 2023 um there’s plenty of people I know that like don’t like that sty of kickoff I was cool with it I I liked it it was fun I thought it added something unique um it added some cool return possibilities That You Don’t See in a regular style of kickoff reveres and [ __ ] reverses were sick that was sick like when St Louis did that year in 2020 that blew my mind I was flipping out it added like a cool wrinkle um but I like what the UFL is done incorporating the usfl style too I like that style as well I’m kind of just like take whichever one whichever one gives me more returns yeah whichever one gives me more more returns of chances for touchdowns on kickoffs it’s boring watching them kneel every single time or just like force it out of the end zone for sure right I am also of the mind I wish more people would incorporate the cfl’s punt returns where you have to return the punt returns but you get a five yard halo around you to make [ __ ] happen make fun [ __ ] happen I wasn’t I was never really a fan of the Halo rule when it was in college football but it was only like a two yard Halo I think it just it allows some cool things to happen on the return right also just selfishly I think it would be fun um to see what would happen if the NFL allowed receivers a running start like the CFL does oh to see like Tyreek Hill get a running start my God that would be crazy that would be unfair him or Xavier worthy whatever his name is from Texas oh yeah that would like 42 that would be pretty awesome so how did you pass your time uh I did a lot of cleaning today uh my my space is clean now uh that it wasn’t yesterday it was kind of a mess here did some laundry did some dishes um I smoked way too many sigs today um just trying to like make time go faster I took a nap it was awesome nice nice it’s uh it’s about to rain here so my knees and back and everything were hurting me so I’ve been in bed all day so do does your like pain with that does it start like pre- weather getting there is it like a uh it’s a sign that weather’s coming in yeah it’s it’s an ominous sign that weather’s weather’s coming the way it’s the way the wind is blowing right now it makes me wonder if I’m G to lose power during the middle of this thing uh NASCAR is asking what are the picks today boys I am on on the I’m on the under I’m on the under in this game What’s the total let me see what the updated total is let’s go over to our friends over at DraftKings Casino let’s see 44 44 and the battle Hawks are a three-point home favorite I’m on the under I’m G I’m gonna take the battle Hawks to cover and then I’m going to go with you on the under uh my boy on Twitter that messaged me a lot um what’s his what’s his name what’s his name uh nick vatel uh he’s he’s big how do you forget nick vat’s name I know I know dude I have so many people that just messaged me out of the blue but Nick my boy uh he’s big on the under and big on the battle Hawks I like ni he’s what we call in the in the biz exposed he’s exposed he has a lot of exposure here on the battle Hawks all right chase this time next week oh my God I can’t this time next week I’m going to be like at in the environment what time does the game start next week I don’t know damn it did my TV just die I’m looking it up right now hold up 4M hold up did my TV just die what the something along those lines something something get [ __ ] some something got [ __ ] it’s back it’s back I don’t know what happened there but it was weird yep 4M is the game next week 4M that’s gonna be a very long day for me I I’m I’m jealous I wish I was able to go with you but Father’s Day and all you know it’s a big it’s a big day I understand I understand what’s cool as your dad’s like I get it oh he definitely gets it we don’t really I do something like before or after um Father’s Day we don’t like do a lot on the day right I need to up look today and uh tomorrow I probably look tonight and uh see what the status is on the rental and the the hotel and all that just confirming I know that I got it what your rent a random one I just picked the the random package that they just pick a car for you as long as it has uh you just specify what size you specify like cuz they go like has to have doors and a steering wheel and [ __ ] well they they go like Compact and then d d d as long as you pick like what sizes you want and you just say just give me something you should rent a Hellcat right I just went with the cheapest option what channel is the game on Fox fo on Fox that’s right I was on ABC as long as the journey to St Louis goes better than my journey to Canton uh two years ago I’ll be fine I can’t remember what happened on your trip to Canton it just a it was a long that was a 16h hour drive it was brutal and B halfway there somewhere in bum [ __ ] Illinois uh the original car broke down I had to switch over to a a Chevy Colorado that’s right I remember that now I remember what Happ I was stranded for like two hours and then I fell asleep in like a Walmart parking lot for another 3 hours cuz I was exhausted I didn’t get there till like 11:00 p.m. oh I have a feeling I’m gonna get cut in on with uh with uh weather yeah damn it weather with severe thunderstorm warnings you know the weather team around here likes is likes to stick their dick out a little bit Jim I think I might be obsessed with the little wolf you remember the Little Wolf the Little Wolf is adorable the Little Wolf is adorable the little wolf that runs around with the big wolf because he’s either running around with a [ __ ] wolf or he’s running around with it’s a or it’s contributing to the delinquency of a minor which I think is hilarious it’s a son it’s a son you think so yeah it’s a Son 100% it’s a son 100% dude I’ll show you some of the outtakes what now some of the outtakes some the ones I didn’t post oh do you download all of them no I’m just I’m looking through them on Bing because it saves them you know I like these these are strong these are real strong I would make a t-shirt out of wolf Little Wolf this one is more Joes you should way more Joe pesy than than that one’s more [ __ ] than kid [ __ ] or kid wolf [ __ ] or kid that’s the way [ __ ] or small child is that how is that it that we might have just um created a new game [ __ ] or small child I like it I like that’s a good game to play and in no way offensive to anybody children or midgets we sure are using the mw a lot which word the MW [ __ ] I think that I think that word’s fine I think it’s little person Jim I think I think they pass I think they’re I think they’re past that I think they’re past it yeah little person or small child or but aren’t small children also Little People isn’t that how that works yeah that’s true I’m that I’m going to fix myself a dinner played I’ll be right back nice I’m ready for the game damn it wonder if we’re gonna get Uncle Rico too oh yeah dude Michael this game’s going to be nuts this game is going to be amazing I’m excited for this game the defense should be incredible with garbers in I I’ve soured on dorm I guess but with garbers in the offensive like Style should be very fun I’m expecting an incredibly close game I’ve been looking forward to this one for a while selfishly selfishly for my environment and my enjoyment next week I want St Louis to win this game but I also have a future on the San Antonio bromas so I expect the battle Hawks to win I also want the battle Hawks to win we’re we’re trying to we’re trying to just roll with the Vibes right now and yesterday’s game kind of left us with some questions too didn’t it true the line is St Louis minus 3 True Facts Dre true facts I also I’m intrigued um I wonder who Birmingham is gonna start next week is Adrian GNA be back yeah like who’s it gonna be for next week because they pulled Adrian do you dance with who brunga and Groll Adrien and just have have him on a short lease I so depending on who they play I think the Michigan Panthers were the worst team in the playoffs I don’t know if like Stan Antonio or St Louis if they have the opportunities that Michigan had early in the game I feel like they’re capitalizing more often than not so you kind of like I don’t know maybe it is a super short lease leash and he gets like he might get pulled first half right you don’t you don’t mess around in championship games no especially especially Birmingham Michael B says the great thing is both quarterbacks are starting quarterbacks in this yeah true you remember when I wanted the Saints to Draft Matt Carrell I do remember that I thought it was gonna be fine for the Panthers dude I thought he was going to be way better yeah oh it’s delicious what are you having it’s like a tomato basil rice with meatballs oh that does sound good I made some of the blandest Hamburger Helper of my life today I even tried to season it up it didn’t do nothing oh wow what kind of hamburger helper was it just regular just Hamburger Helper yeah I uh I tried to season it up too I think I’m going to I’m I’m going to I still have leftovers so I might just try and add some hot sauce or something uh oh we get Joel clatt yeah Fox we get Joel clatt you know how it is you’re going to definitely be ahead of me yep it’s Joe Clon who Kurt miny I don’t mind Kurt I like his voice yeah he’s got a good voice I’ll give him that I think we’ve just all kind of turned into Uncle Rico’s rubbed off on us enough that we’re just fully anti- jol clat anti- jol clat he’s annoying speak of the devil Eric hey hey Eric you you want to see what you missed out yesterday oh show me buddy is is a beautiful so the third quarter was insane for a good chunk of it you take a little time before you do that next one yeah I’m gonna take a little time the the funniest thing now is if Mike Nolan’s super challenges oh my God oh my God he’s super challenged oh my Lord he’s super challenged that was it’s a good moment no no he did not yeah he did John snow johon snow I appreciate your official Jon Snow pass and I love you man I always appreciate we’re we’re doing it we’re doing it okay while the challenge is going on we’ll do one of them chase pick a song I don’t care what it is also good good streams there Jon Snow I appreciate that let’s go what am I watching this is what this this is what you missed out on Eric this is what you missed this was an amazing third quarter of football but this is what you missed being on the stream boy I’m so sad I missed that yeah cuz you’re a [ __ ] my B was being my how they but they stay in place get this is what you missed oh [Laughter] D I would have loved for the people this is what this is what you missed Eric I’ll consider that one done you don’t have to drink ER it’s fine Eric you’re fine you’re fine I’m [Laughter] good Eric that’s what you missed oh God that was pretty entertaining I almost listen I wasn’t even drinking and I almost felt through up there at the end of that one oh God ER Eric who are we on tonight um I have people asking plus the three and on the money and on the money line did you have anything with the total no I nothing with the total okay both quarterbacks are in boys God I’m hype this should be a good football game this should be a really good game Vibes look high they just flew over where I’m going to be sitting cha so Chase I’m wearing this but underneath I’m gonna have the tank top you’re not GNA out what you’re not GNA go for just nip out well I’m doing this and then I have the tank top the mesh tank top underneath that’s what you’re wearing to the game so I could rip this off and go full mesh tank top yeah Jesus is your buddy gonna carry your wallet and [ __ ] for you well this this has pockets oh okay I have pockets in the shorts here so we’re good there um he’ll probably be carrying the phone just so he can record that’s a good idea um but it it’ll be a good time big EGS big stepper cut off my [ __ ] she was being too extra thank God for that McDonald’s bag dude I run running back to the bathroom is not the move yeah at least you don’t have to clean your shower too true the [ __ ] the worst part of puking in the shower stomping it down the train damn truth Eric how were the kids yesterday kids did fine yesterday today was a little rough got into it with one dad that was fun would you get into it about um so like if the kids split sets there’s a thre minute window where they can be talked to so this person they won the first set lost the second set and the um the dad is there and he’s just yelling at this young kid saying like you’re the better player just remember that you’re the better player hit it to her backand you’re the better player and I get there I’m like dude like what the [ __ ] are you watching dude this girl misses every fourth [ __ ] forehand [Laughter] so I just immediately stop him and I just I talked to her she stopped crying she went out there she won and the dad comes up to me he’s like you’re lucky she won that I go well she wasn’t gonna win it if you talk to him and then it just kind of spiraled out of control after that he was like you don’t know my playing record you don’t know what I’ve done on a court I was like dude I really don’t care fact the fact that you said what was happening on the court was nothing what was actually happening tells me you [ __ ] suck and we’re like going at it it was pretty cool it was inspirational look at this they got T facts who do they got they got Tory Holt out here along with Miss Missouri godam by the way looks looks nothing like Miss Alabama have you guys seen Miss Alabama this year noog um I heard about it yo I’m into it yeah I knew you’d be I knew you’d be yeah buddy looks like saving strength and conditioning coach retired too we go Tory Hull coming and saying what’s up to Wade Phil yeah this is a good this is a good crowd this is Good Vibes dude I may be in I may I’m just letting you guys know Eric you’re always in and out it’s fine it’s my thing dude I know man I’m a busy [ __ ] uh Miss Missouri is a CutiePie yeah she is so Chase dude I [ __ ] was in two of those little I was Al in the acorn like the Miss New York Daily Double the pick [ __ ] five all to mind form and [ __ ] Ortiz why did he wait so long to switch the whip I don’t know I don’t know that horse was green as hell if he doesn’t drift he wins I mean I was in line for some nice a nice little chunk of chunk of coin hey man my horse didn’t run a step so it could be could be worse broke broke like a shot but he did not run a step and another question why is it that they never these people doing it never say hey you know what that jockey ran like [ __ ] they do they just don’t say it on camera that’s yeah like I was behind closed doors yeah I was talking to my friend Sarah uh who does like the FS1 uh FS2 day at the races uh she on you know on camera for them and with like Paul Luka and she said like her and Paul Luka were losing their minds uh after after like a somebody’s ride I think it was L cono or somebody somebody today they were just like what the [ __ ] yeah they they say it they just can’t say it say it out loud can’t say it out loud on on uh on the broadcast want me to say that’s [ __ ] we gotta get we gotta get Uncle Rico broadcast TV all right it just kicked off for me we’re interviewing Asia McCarron for me it just it it’s like it’s about to storm so hard that it’s like full dark out here oh what’s s Thunder what what now Eric elwe uh e lb a d WI this girl looks like she’s like 12 she’s in her 20s she’s on my podcast all the time she is literally one of my best friends in the world man love that girl yeah she’s hilarious on your pod too yeah man she’s great okay we’re getting to the kickoff and just kicked off why does it say oh okay decent return DEC return I haven’t got the kick off yet I don’t understand how Eric is further behind than me we live in a simulation damn talking about Jordan Mosley who got jipped he kind of did dude also the rahas do get both running backs back so that’s going to be huge for them yeah having love it back is Big Time love it and McFarland dude oh dude one parent got mad at me because like he came up started talking to me and I went to them I go oh I usually have my headphones on so people think I’m [Laughter] busy my favorite was yesterday whenever you were you were talking [ __ ] about the other coach on the electric scooter oh that was good like how big of a [ __ ] loser are you to show up an electric scooter on a game when it’s gonna [ __ ] rain how the [ __ ] are you gonna home God ER you need to put some respect on electric scooters they’re awesome that’s fine but dude it’s going to [ __ ] rain the it was it was so you like looking at him like this going like what what are you doing was the best part that was so funny six swing pass bro that’ll be a lot that’ll yeah that’ll that’s going to piss me off of those keep up I forgot you hate the swing pass so much it was the staple of Nebraska’s offense for like 10 years and I hated it every time Tim Beck loved to call the swing pass I just now I just blindly hate it with a passion it’s an extension of the Run game yeah yeah H and it’s awful it’s a staple of the air raid yeah I like it in an Air Raid Offense sorry guys I’m making my little videos oh AJ AJ oh what a oh Butler’s you gotta catch that dude how does Hakeem Butler not catch that dude how does he not catch that you gotta catch thatth oh it’s crazy that all these Graphics just came out of the end zone it’s it’s rough for the people who have inzone seats though they probably can’t see through them for what now I don’t know here they’re they’re doing the the graphics that like pop up out of the end zone you know oh I was saying those are cool except for the people in the end zone who probably can’t see through them if you wear special glasses you can see all the graphics at the game is that true no that would be kind of sick though it’s just like an augmented reality thing yeah dude why’d you get my that cool why’d you get his hopes up dude you want to see gra they would just do ads and [ __ ] with them that’s all they would do oh [ __ ] there they are right there again so what so who’s the top quarterback from yesterday uh I mean Matt caral saved the day well I’m just saying like our plan to go with this guy from San Antonio and do the Kirkland Butler oh like like DraftKings wise yeah probably Danny Eden because he played the whole game but like he also had four turnovers Jesus like waiting for tonight it was kind of [Music] are you singing Jennifer Lopez is waiting for tonight I am singing waiting for tonight I just saw a picture J my phone waai for tonight moment to be by your side uh let me see hey buddy you know what what her and Ben are getting a divorce oh so you’re there’s a chance Uncle Rico could sneak in there my buddy used to play in the NBA he tells this story about how um his trainer was like Hey get to the gym a little earlier so he goes to the gym early and jayla’s working out he’s like dude she was going harder than LeBron in the [ __ ] gym dude dud she’s in her that’s that’s how you keep it tight when you’re in your 50s you know all right what are we doing here third down and eight I’ll move those stick seven thir hey move those sticks [ __ ] oh my God they made the wolf even tinier look at this they did oh my God that’s that’s a little wolf that a little wolf kirking that dude look at that one aren’t those awesome these are amazing thank you for the explanation Brock Huard love it baby love it I love how John [ __ ] love it how I make these little things and cap cut and every time I say e 21 it always comes back Utah too much War show you do there we go posted it’s posted the caption Me and Little Wolf down by the [Laughter] schoolyard this brahma’s offensive Drive is sexual right now this is hot you just do it all on your phone with cap cut Eric yeah it’s just easier for me to do my I Tred do it on my computer dude cap cut on the computer is awful look at the brahma’s putting a little Drive together dude this opening drive is something nice AJ Smith fresh off a haircut at Super Cuts it looks like he’s feeling himself oh I’m loving this play calling too he should go to Super Cuts more often is he actually running the ball he’s running the ball in like cool ways he’s not doing like he’s not stalling them out with bad this the play calling has been good but they’ve had good opening drives before it’s like the endgame decision making that he kind of like scried stuff has always yeah the scripted stuff for the promise has always been good hey on the commercial break we talk talk about the [ __ ] Elks did you guys did you guys see the end of that [ __ ] game I I caught it later I mean missed field goal and when I say missed field goal this was like [ __ ] like it landed like the corner of the [ __ ] end zone yeah all the all the kickers in the CFL are complaining so uh if you guys remember two years ago when the usfl put microchips in the balls and how bad the kicking was in the usfl two years ago uh the CFL has microchips in the balls and literally every kicker is complaining dude this kick was off by like 35 yards they say like it it’s it’s happened multiple to multiple kickers dude this was kick was awful and then they then they made a great stop get it back and then who’s the bethl Thompson high school high school fumble High School fumble he’s an old man Eric he’s an old man they’re up big in the fourth quarter just a complete melt job dude same old I told you I told you a new streak Starts Now Same Old El never have to see this golden Carell car assada commercial again I will be so happy don’t tell me that’s coming up dude i’ be so happy changing Dude that [ __ ] commercial for that new Kevin cner movie dude that is that looks ter it looks trash like you were right if the goal is for me not to want to go to the movie you accomplished your goal and it’s gonna be a threep part series a three-part movie yeah like three movies they’re trying to make [ __ ] Star Wars uh yeah he is like what the [ __ ] look at that one Chase what’s that do for you how do you like that white boy a golden cor you know what commer I hate the buff little what is it not but what’s the other Wings thing Wing Stop yeah and they play that rap song in it is it because you hate is it because you hate rap dude I love rap I just don’t we were we were talking since it’s commercial now we were talking about the Elks collapse which is just perfectly Elks herb chiming in shout out herb Eric’s rooting for your brahma’s baby what up herb what up oh [ __ ] was it the Field of Dreams game what dreams isn’t it the Field of Dreams game where they go to [ __ ] Iowa to play ball yeah yeah in the actual Field of Dreams rickwood oh sorry [ __ ] my bad oh Eric you’re ahead of me now you [ __ ] hey buddy you know what Giants Cardinals tribute to the Negro League yeah are they gonna be the with the St Louis Browns or whatever that’d be kind of cool I don’t yeah it would be cool I don’t know what San Francisco was I don’t either oh that’s that’s a cool stat that’s that plays up to our opening script for San Antonio has been amazing five scores on their opening drives yeah so they’re good at scripting drives apparently really good really really good oh that was almost a that was almost a real bad fumble yeah it was that would have not been the tits that would have been real bad been pretty rough for you Brahma backers I’m cheering for what’ you say did you have any action this game uh I went ahead and went with the went with the uh uh the battle Hawks minus three ooh ooh I selfishly want the battle Hawks to win just because I think that would be the best environment for me next week look at AJ dude [ __ ] the the the niit cat tilt tilt to the side right look at this he’s he’s feeling his bag right now look at Wade dude he’s like got these [ __ ] right where he want them Mastermind Wade Phillips front butt God oh the god of the front butt I wonder I wonder if I could get a like a picture Eric don’t spoil nothing I wonder if I can get like an image of his front butt like shooting lightning bolts or something I mean you don’t want that yeah yeah sorry people are enamored with the with the little wolf I have to make I have to your little wolf is adorable is the best people people demand more Little Wolf how have you not seen this [ __ ] play yet dude Eric I saw the play I saw the interception oh well I said I said you don’t want that to happen jeez okay well let me go get my beer let me go get that ready to get Stu let’s [ __ ] go this is like his M I was like Jesus dude is oh [Music] [ __ ] I love your way every day yeah uh let me see let me see let me see let me see let me see girl come [Music] [Music] oh yeah bam felt good for the love of [ __ ] football you’re damn right Still Still settling [Music] there I like that I like that sanum guy can either of you guys do a good Al Michaels impersonation no I can’t yeah I can’t either I wish I could I’ve been doing uh I’ve been doing a mean Jamaican accent at work that’s what I’ve been doing Bumble clot let’s hear it let’s hear it w w me fiber Breen we be pulling this cable something fierce brother it’s hey it’s better than my British it’s better than British dude it is way better than your British accent and they were colonized by the British so maybe I don’t know what I was I have no idea I was gonna finish that stat it’s related somehow they’re related somehow most accurate Jamaican representation there yeah Bumble clot oh dubside Aram Moon I do a pretty good Jamaican accent you do look at that Eric you want to complete the trifacta no I gotta deal with this [Laughter] Sorry God this defense is super good oh oh sailors Sailors is like one of my favorite kind of running backs the like the short uh feisty angry guys oh NASCAR I’m sorry I’m sorry that you’re behind it even me damn we we’re gonna spoil it for you NASCAR I’m sorry I can’t not spoil it I’m sorry oh the oh oh my God what are you guys doing what are you doing I lost the game where is it fight fight fight I I am sorry what was the question try trying to get too [ __ ] cute we were asking what you we were asking you to do make an accent yeah H dubs side Aram dude can we talk about that [ __ ] hit by 11 can we talk about how dumb that play call was they’re just trying to get too cute there hey Flea Flicker either greatness or tragedy was that even a Flea Flicker that was like a double reverse AJ it like a double reverse Flea Flicker it was fair AJ go put that [ __ ] hat back on bro his cool hat yeah no so that’s a that’s another NATO my dog hold on let me turn the sound down we’re starting off strong on this one Chase we didn’t we didn’t get into it till later in the last game oh yeah baby wof wof these defenses are feisty what did I say under boys these defenses are mean [ __ ] mean [Music] [Music] oh yeah I really feel like I’m I’m adding something to this stream whenever I am the one doing in the uh the DJ the soundboarding yeah in fact I’m gonna go to one of my favorites this promis defense is so [ __ ] [Applause] good one my oldtimers John Snow charm and maybe the first quarter of this game will be like the third quarter of the last game I God I hope not they only have four and minutes we’re still down four four turnovers though Chase we still need four more [Laughter] [Applause] turnovers yeah baby yeah baby them San Antonio bras what do you know about them bras what do you know about them [Music] brahmas dude what the [ __ ] am I listening to Eric that’s the sound of cows having sex the brahma’s touchdown sound why the [ __ ] are they going for one I hate that they’re going for one I hate that they’re going oh my God they they are only one of seven for two this year yeah but they’re not that much better from the one he got it though good for him what the [ __ ] is this yes Michael that was loud oh sounded like me after eating those spicy noodles a few days ago oh that was like a week ago Dude that was rough those spicy noodles [ __ ] me up I need I need to go get some more though I might get some more this week wide open wide open Stevenson there holy [ __ ] is live tonight who’s the guest this week Eric you want you want to let you want to give the people a taste my boy Matt we’re gonna talk golf which I know nothing about oh I love it when you talk golf I will say this though I gave out three bets and one of my bets hit last time so you know what I can’t complain Uncle Ric Uncle Rico knows ball okay there dude brahmas are looking good brahmas are looking really [ __ ] good right now oh [ __ ] Michael says could the Brahma upset well of course they could of course they could so who starts in the championship game Maddy Corell or uh Nebraska’s finest uh probably caral so is this her Martinez’s um uh maybe a tad maybe maybe a tad so with that being said who would be a value person to B on for MVP I mean it’ll still be Adrian okay I assume I assume that’s like kind of locked up I’m just trying to create value for the B bud no probably probably Adrien uh NASCAR says if Brahma lose I’m going to go missing you got you got a bookie after you or something buddy or what uhoh uhoh that’s that’s scary that’s scary for NASCAR sounds like you need to drive really fast out of town I’m getting shades of Oz hey y’all I’m gonna go missing just out of the hey he comes back next year I think I think back next year uh you might I mean he’s been on he’s a he’s a big friend of the show been one of the earlier guys that have like tuned into every stream he was here for like every stream last year wasn’t he yeah he was there’s some people here have been here for almost every stream this year we got herb Herb’s been here here NASCAR’s been here for a lot been here for a ton of jonon snow has been here for like [ __ ] everything yep Jeff oh Jeff my boy Jeff actually Jeff hasn’t been in today yet but he will be shout out Clyde he say he’s gonna get chased by Ray [ __ ] Lewis murdering Ray allegedly oh dude he murdered allegedly oh he yeah 100% what we do it here Street dude they run angry they run angry just they they just run angrier in the UFL I’m a big J in the XFL Conference Championship damn I hope they kept the uh XFL trophy for the conference Championship game I hope they 40s after the game like they did that was in the usfl sir dude sorry dude oh look at this little section at the bottom you gotta keep it with the lore dude was that a design AJ McCarron they’re trying to get way too [ __ ] fancy dude was that a design to AJ McCarron run no comment uh Clyde asking will they get an OKC team people some people speculated uh Tulsa Tulsa or OKC would makees sense Oklahoma city was the third largest TV market for the UFL this season what trips me out is that no one goes to the games in Birmingham but they all watch the games in Birmingham yes it’s like the second largest TV Market easily but only 10,000 people go yeah they were putting like 5,000 in the in the stadium per game roughly they run like Ed Reed is chasing them I will say this for the UFO in particular they did a very bad job of like doing the marketing for the preseason so I’m not like I’m I’m I’m holding I’m withholding judgment till next year to see how the attendance looks yeah Clyde says it’s too hot trust me well you’re kind of like it’s been it’s got to be hot in Texas too right I guess that I guess like Houston and Arlington haven’t had much better I guarantee it’s hot in Alabama also yeah it do be hot in Alabama [ __ ] zoa we stay saying [ __ ] zoa also I don’t know about like I still don’t see zoa for sale anywhere me either maybe they’re only maybe they’re still being discriminatory with who they give out their samples to like I feel like you have to order it online dude I really want this flippers Jersey oh that’s strong yeah I can’t remember it says something on the back I can’t remember what it is hold on yeah it says hustle 24 can we uh oh I like that can we refrain from ever saying big Dwayne energy ever again yeah never yeah can we like all agree to never say big Dwayne energy and if I unironically say big Dwayne energy you have the permission to punch me in the throat oh that’ be funny nasar it would be funny if we see a massive fumble in the ball flies in the endzone because someone just kicked the ball trying to get it some strong player just keep the ball it’s it’s entitled to you to keep that ball I think yeah you should that or keep a Sharpie in your sock and sign it and then throw it back into him oh that’d be a cool move that would be a real cool move sad sad sad day today dude what’s last day the last right that’s right the last day of Golden Gate and don’t worry I got knock first leg I got KN knocked out of the pick six first leg pick five so unfortunately I’m going to be leaving there a loser I do like this take from Clyde if I was the league the northern teams would have home games towards the end of the season Southern teams give him more home games for the start of the Season makes sense that definitely makes sense with the weather and all that yeah because I say it’s just now it’s we’re I mean I’m in Little Rock which is not that far away from a lot of these places and um we we just hit the 90s like a couple times so far this year right now like today it hit the 990s but it wasn’t too bad yeah it got D to the 90s here too uh what name would you have for the uh Oklahoma City team the dream oh oh Michael says the Outlaws Outlaws would be good too the OKC Outlaws I like that I like that you do you pay homage to the old leagues by taking up some of their franchise names you know I like that I have a question for you guys ask away do you think we get to a point well first of all we all agree that this was a success this year there’s going to be expansion in the future correct yes I would say within five years you might see expansion like after next year expansion talk will probably get to an annoying level and then I think year three you you start like legitimately getting um uh talk about it do you think we ever get to a point where um where a teams are assigned to an NFL team oh as like their developmental team like their g-league team sort of thing maybe but probably not people signing two-way contracts G here by the way we do need the breakers back I agree Jesus that use another timeout Yep they’re down to one damn let’s do it that’s how we do it Jimbo just burn those [ __ ] man yeah who needs them it’s like [ __ ] wasted energy oh you guys can watch a little Germany SC Scotland on Friday uh no Germany SC no probably not I’ll be honest that’s that going to make the cut But to answer your question yeah I don’t think there would be like assigned UF teams to the NFL teams okay I think they’ just be more of like a blanket like if you want to go play in the UFL you’re allowed to kind of like what they have with AJ McCarron maybe see like other players have like deals like that someone just had a good idea which was I need a we need a sham do and mini wolf collab oh we all love sham do it’s been a while since I’ve done anything sham do related can you get mini wolf on sham do I kind of want a mini wolf on a mini sham do next next to Wolf on a sham do how how difficult is that gonna be to be probably hard probably hard what’s up Eric you don’t know what sham do is no I’m not that no sham do is the uh the Orca whale jet ski that I’ve made with a with AI it’s like it just looks like a orca whale except he’s got like handlebars coming out of his blow hole and I have the wolf so you know he’s like a a Seido but a sham do okay uh Bree Kong asks oh oh nice one right there Bree Kong asks um when they expand do they go to towns that didn’t make the merger cut California New York Seattle first I mean probably I would say go for towns I don’t know what it’ll take for them to like go re-expand west I didn’t need to get Seattle dude Seattle Seattle back too Seattle was Seattle’s like the third second or third best it’s probably the second best market for like a fan base I agree love it love it good run NASCAR says I need my Las Vegas vipers that ain’t ever happening buddy that ain’t never going to happen where are they going to play that a that ain’t ever gonna [ __ ] happen that was field we did that was the biggest [ __ ] show of a [ __ ] venue I’ve ever been to you want to talk about like Cobble together that [ __ ] was thrown together with duct tape they had like the Vegas golden Knight drum player guys you know with the light up drums like went in was oh this is and we were like this is going to be awesome and then it just it was the worst was the worst the food was good food was good I what’s the name of that again what do you call it you’re the elote the elote the corn I also had a I think you also brought me a gigantic hot dog too I did we had a gigantic hot dog the elote and some nachos that were really good brought him a big Wier yeah he did bring he he he slang me that big wiener of his I’ll be slanging that thing around town baby Michael’s right though if they do do uh if they do do Seattle there’s a lot of [ __ ] soccer going out if they do Seattle they have to like do a couple teams out west that’s right it’s Euro 24 isn’t it it’s the Euro tournament yeah maybe I will watch Germany and see Germany and uh whoever they’re playing Scotland I will probably not I’ll be driving at that point I’ll be probably yelling at somebody at that point when are you not yelling at someone Eric I spent a good majority of my days just yelling at people I was gonna say uh oh that’s that’s that’s a great one would Portland be a good option or Gamble and go into Reno or San Diego I would go San Diego before either Reno or Portland what would Portland be the Portland like hypodermic needles something like that they love heroin in Portland uh Salt Lake City uh select is a decent option they had all right crowds with the uh um with the stallions that they had right there was the Salt Lake stallions back in the aaf they had like decent crowds guarantee no beer snake though oh no a milk snake a milk snake possibly in Utah but I mean like John say I thought they already picked a new locations I I think they have like options but I don’t think they have anything set in stone oh the Portland Pioneers would be pretty cool so with the Oakland Invaders Oakland in bring back the XFL Oakland Invaders I don’t mean to be mean but there’s zero chance of Portland oh for sure like literally I just think if you go to Seattle should I have a better chance of going on a date with JLo Portland getting a team I do think though that if you’re going to go Seattle you should have another team out west so you should probably go like Seattle and San Diego or something oh I agree with that 100% maybe go a little uh I like the the Yukon Yukon the Oregon thing where would you go in Oregon Oregon not Oregon [ __ ] a dude Utah Salt Lake Salt Lake City proo the Omaha Nighthawks baby give me a team in Omaha oh my God what a catch oh oh Jim Jim can not spoil it for me dude Jesus oh Jim oh my God that was so hot this keep ask I swear I heard those things laughing too oh well [ __ ] I made a sale on Mera is either laughing or crying you made a sale on Mera yeah on [ __ ] what now is that merch yeah is that eof 21 Sports merch no ah they’re going for one again dude brahmas are cooking the bahas are [ __ ] cooking what’s the live line right now for the uh the battle Hawks oh come on I do like cheering for people who have the same name as me it is fun to chew I I love Chase Garber live line [Music] is plus 210 plus 215 for the battle Haw money line plus s and a half plus seven and a half and then money line is plus 210 do you jump on it because you know if they score it’s only gonna go down yeah I I don’t trust the brahmas to not kind of like make this into a super close game right dude I’m [ __ ] dude I’m pumped dude [ __ ] making merch what kind of merch oh this old tennis racket oh an EOP 21 Sports tennis racket no I’m just I’m out here playing with my custom eof 21 Sports tennis racket like this so what does this say to do the buyer now eagerly awaiting his purchase we ask you shipped item within three business days taking my time but I don’t know where goodbye Ros the queen of Corona see me and little wolf down by the school I’ll be right back and get more water what play Oh Denver go will be a sick one Michael by the way and add tracking number get that tracking number out there broy all right well looks like I’m doing this tomorrow it all shipped and everything getting it shipped to Big Nick out in Rhode Island [Music] hey the San Diego Thunderbolts I don’t know if I’m sold on that I say go back to the AF and say like go with the San Diego Fleet is there a chat thing here is there a [ __ ] what now all I’m just trying to figure this out is there [ __ ] what now there you go uh Rebel says I family just outside Atlanta they said Atlanta is getting a UFL team they’ll most likely play at Center Park Stadium former Turner Field oh Atlanta had a team in the AF days I think they had pretty good uh crowds there dude St Louis has been able to run the ball for the most part that play was bad but for the most part they’ve been the ball I hate how they just don’t have hey I need help live chat oh for whatever your shipping [ __ ] yeah they don’t have someone live to talk with is it just a machine it just blows my mind contact us orders [Music] account is there just a live chat contact us just gonna run the ball yeah second 11 you’re gonna get a lot of yards there boys I gotta figure this out I’ll be back okay I I don’t even know I have so many goddamn windows [Laughter] open so many goddamn windows open oh there we go there he is there I is there we go there we go there you is Gabriel Sandu says can the battle Hawks do a comeback I believe AJ oh oh no no dude they’re giving that an incomplete that looks like a tutter to me dude that looks like a tter to me inbounds inbounds inbounds feet down two feet that’s touch down that’s a touchdown got it got it feet in that’s a touchdown dude that’s a that looks like a touchdown to me that’s a touchdown yeah I think so let’s see what Dean blandino has to say press off his shabot rest oh yeah John snow I did see this so like they’re doing um people are wondering if they’re like kind of experimenting with some uh expansion markets with their showcases cuz the UFL is going to do showcases in Atlanta Orlando and San Diego they might be testing the waters Dean you better get this [ __ ] right you better not [ __ ] us here Dean he did he did though Jim he did that’s a [ __ ] touchdown dude I guess he’s saying he didn’t have control of it it looks like it was yeah damn damn damn it’s not a bad call it’s just not the call that I wanted yeah I mean looking in real time I thought that was going to be a [ __ ] TouchDown for sure that guy is your guy I didn’t understand why they were trying to be so cute nor do I okay or seism MIT let’s see what you got Schmid good job Schmidt that was a they they’ve been weird uh Rebel said it’s like a hell of a name it’s a hell of a name hell hell a handle there for college football now but it would be the shared Stadium which UFL does already that’s fair what’s the uh what’s the uh uh college team that plays there I would assume uh what are the college teams Georgia Tech Georgia Tech or Georgia state Georgia Tech is the only one I could think of is Georgia State Atlanta I thought they were like or something uh who plays at I’m going to look up who plays at Central Park Stadium yeah Georgia that’s Georgia State’s Stadium home stadium okay I agree UFL and Atlanta would be kind of hot I think the uh I think Atlanta had the second highest attendance in the aaf like Orlando was high Arizona was pretty good Atlanta was pretty good even XFL Orlando they had they had a good number of people yeah they did I don’t think they or maybe I’m just thinking of that that one gigantic fan and I’m turning him into a bunch of people no I don’t think the Guardians went below like 13,000 it’s impressive and they were awful that’s a team that should have a that’s a city that should have a professional football team I agree Clyde says we beat Atlanta in attendance so I’m thinking that’s Birmingham I might be thinking wrong that was like five years ago so it’s true Michael’s right another so the ufl’s doing camps in Atlanta Orlando and San Diego as the new cities they might be testing the waters which would make sense dude if I can get AJ Smith on the show dude also like that’s another thing I’m pissed off about with the the not getting the media credentials I don’t get to like talk with AJ Smith or any of these cool players right pisses me off assuming AJ Smith will be there well I mean I shoot up with Anthony Beck too that’s fair are you gonna get your hair cut into a mullet this week I’m looking for salon to do it uh literally I looked a little bit today I might have a place we’re going to we’re going to try and get that done this week okay bras o good hit good hit there good coverage Danny Elling with three interceptions that was that was hard to watch that was a that was hilarious to watch that was [ __ ] amazing oh come on come on ainet come on Internet [Music] please Jesus I’m just falling further behind Chase right now I’m at 11 11:30 right now I’m at 10:46 and Counting God damn I’m like a full minute behind it’s cool though I don’t spoil Jim all right the the [ __ ] Fox broadcast is not working for me YouTube TV is bugging out we’re gonna we’re going to change it up a little bit we’re GNA go back go to meth streams and see if that does any better there you go we’re going to see that’s what John’s know is using that’s what I’m going to try using either that or my internet’s just bugging I’m bugging I’m at 1058 right now 56 55 I’m at 104 103 102 about about the same rumors are deep in Center Park boy rumors are deep I’m at 10:33 John I think we’re lined up I switched over to meth streams I’m getting a better quality than YouTube TV which is kind of [ __ ] God I love Chase Garber so much snap that ball get him sometimes I love wearing just this simple chain there just a simple wolf pendant it’s a good pendant sometimes a nice like big old wolf pendant is just perfect for the the occasion this is what you need you know this is what everyone needs you guys got to hurry up there I don’t know what it is with San Antonio in this play clock dude oh do you go for it here I don’t know I I think they’re going to but I don’t know I think I do the way your offense has been kind of moving I think you go ahead with the running backs that you have yeah you could get another score here and like kind of put this game away a little bit come on Wade [ __ ] nut up get your front butt out there and just go for it 32 Ines that’s not nothing that’s not nothing unless it’s Cheno size then it’s something that’s actually uh probably a medical issue at that point it’s yeah I have a threefoot dick uh did they get the did they get the off sides they got the offsides son of a [ __ ] St Louis you fell for the oldest trick the book what are you guys doing it does not look good for the battle Hawks man they look like doooo to be fair both teams that won last week early on in the game looked like doooo like the the stallions looked like [ __ ] yesterday right I like how most of Mo most of Uncle Rico’s uh comments to you start with Jesus Jim Jesus Jim Jesus Jim I was looking at our group text and it was like Jesus Jim this this Coster movie looks as bad as you has advertised Jesus Jim it does it’s so he’s so I love Uncle Rico I love Uncle Rico but stallion did score 28 answer points yeah that’s true they did they did I think Rebel wonders what the ATL team would be called Braves is taken so I say call them the ludicrous yes call them the the Atlanta Germaine Dupri [ __ ] call them the Falcons yeah just make a different color yeah call call them the Falcons but spell it FCU NS or make it like a an Airship like a yeah like a falcon jet yeah uh whatever team they are they should be sponsored by Waffle House that sounds about right the the Atlanta hellcats Killer Mike would get behind that that would go kind of hard though that would go hard bring that purple in the league I agree let’s get some League oh they’re going to punt it cool and a good purple too not like the crappy Clemson purple offand Clemson purple off yeah gross let’s see if he I bet he punts it in the end zone I’m I’m going to say he probably punts in the end zone oh okay okay pretty good punt then solid ass punt I agree with Michael we do need the Kelly Green there needs to be pry good there needs to be like a a a good Green Team like the guardian green was was kind of rough yeah uh johnon said they will use old usfl names did do the usfl have an Atlanta team I don’t think they did who are the teams in the 80s uh let’s see who they had they had the Arizona Wranglers and outlaws the Birmingham stallions uh the breakers the Chicago Blitz the Denver gold the LA Express Michigan Panthers generals Oakland Invaders the Stars the bandits the Orlando Renegades Washington federals gamblers Jacksonville Bulls showboats Oklahoma Outlaws the Pittsburgh MERS the San Antonio Gunslingers yeah no Atlanta team it’s amazing that they had that many teams team well they were some teams like would fold and then other teams would like they never had all those teams same time no no I know it’s just it’s a lot of teams though yeah I so like the Legends in the AF had some sick looks like these are like these are pretty clean like let me like these are clean if they brought these back those are pretty clean that’s that real [ __ ] yeah the Atlanta Legends were sick San Diego Fleet would go hard too Waffle House colors for a uniform hell yeah brown and yellow if they didn’t already have a a yellow and anthracite team maybe they just make the name make make the team the Atlanta Waffle Houses uh the Atlanta um oh what’s uh what’s the best order at Waffle House um I don’t know it’s all good I know well Michael the hot shots were the uh Arizona team the Apollos would be sick too bring back the Orlando Apollos from the AF I’m gonna say if St Louis scores this drive that they’re gonna win this game oh Chase I’m liking your um your bold takes with these drives I was right last time you were the Atlanta Cherokees be very respectful to the to the uh the nations of the of the indigenous peoples oh oh we didn’t catch that okay we got a little offsides though little off sides on the bahas little off sides oh I do like that with the Jacksonville Bulls yeah if they score here I’m going to go with Chase I’m rolling with you that they uh they win I think they get their [ __ ] together halftime yeah get that first he got it he got the first right together forever yeah he got he he got he had the first Chase who are you betting on the NBA finals tonight uh I’m gonna say the Mavericks okay I want the Mavericks too Uncle Joe was asking me he was texting me I want the Mavs friend of the friend of the program Uncle Joe friend of the program I might have to get it see if I can get him on sometime I want to get him and Uncle Rico interacted together that’s that’s a Duo I want to see is he hurt o that bromas defense is nasty dude nasty the Atlanta patty melt yeah yeah the Atlanta smother covered smother covered a chunt oh I’d roll with that get water house to cater a game oh Butler’s making it we’re going to rely on Butler I guess the Atlanta colas that’d be pretty good too that would be that’s very that’s very trappy I like it cooking the cola I do like that oh three for third Downs God damn dudes that’s [ __ ] rough AJ make something happen don’t get sacked you [ __ ] yeah I felt like he had time well they’re not winning this game because they didn’t score that DFT no no no they might not lose but we know for sure they’re not winning right now yeah is Rebel new I haven’t seen Rebel before I’ve not seen Rebel before I feel like I would remember that name yeah I think [Laughter] so uh NASCAR uh asked what happened stream froze uh St Louis went basically three and out there y they’re they’re going to punt the ball here we’re at the two-minute warning right now so you’re you’re good good time for it to freeze [Music] God we need St Louis to step it up dude Birmingham had a great second half uh last week we need St Louis to step it up and have a great second half we needed to happen I don’t know man San Antonio looks really really good I think the game is completely different if the uh if they call that a touchdown for oh 100% 100% Dean blandino let us down ah blandine don’t blandine don’t here here think he is a cool guy who likes brunch Danish women’s handball little eggs benedict I [ __ ] with eggs benedict hard dude I wonder how goofy he felt doing that I I wonder how many like actual requests he gets like who’s requesting Dean blandino yeah who’s like going out there and requesting Dean blandino I bet you this is just off of his like his on this is like his off season for for Cameo requests I bet you during like the regular football season he gets them from like fantasy football leagues all the time oh yeah I could see fantasy leagues doing it for him can we get a cameo from the female ref [Laughter] I’m for it I’m for it man because we’re about to hit half halftime we’ll be spending that bean in no time they Ain got no time this this first half has gone way quicker dude the uh the game yesterday that first half was such a ref show that it was going so slow and then all the turnovers in the the second half well the third quarter was just beautiful that was just art that was a work of art there Michael why does the female ref have to be sexy for no reason I don’t know but they usually are yeah they are is the one that’s got like a lion man of hair uh she does have a lot okay so that explains the name right [Laughter] there come on St Louis I would love at least like another field goal before half if we could squeeze it in would be amazing I don’t think it’s going to happen but I would love it to I think I end up punting this ball back yeah maybe use a timeout or something maybe they might they might dude don’t have to use a timeout there the Atlanta banshees I always felt like banshees have lady energy it do does I’m kind of like I I said it and now that I thought more about it I kind of do like the hellcats I like the hellcats too and like have an actual like cat themed one what about the Bubbas oh just call them the the Atlanta Bubba the Atlanta Bubbas that’d be a sick mascot their mascot yeah just a dude with a overalls and a and a gun a and a gun oh garbers is Shifty garbers garbers oh super overthrown oh an owl team would go hard yeah the superb owls oh if Kirkland threw that yeah we do love some jontre Kirkland he’s had what almost two touchdown throws this season yep yeah Kevin Coster mov is gonna be so bad it’s gonna be absolutely [ __ ] awful dude I might end up seeing it though for the just how bad it’s going to be maybe uh I think maybe my girlfriend’s family might want to go and I’ll just go just to go when are you moving again uh end of this month so in like 3 weeks my man you didn’t even last a year did you no I we’re passed a year in this apartment really yeah we passed the year at the end of April dude that’s yeah I guess so end of April is when I moved in it’s been it’s been just over a year you made it a year on your own I’m so proud of you hey I lived for years on my own in Los Angeles I wasn’t doing the whole XFL stick then though just playing video games I was doing some video stuff um but it wasn’t XFL Jim until [Music] 20120 Atlanta Thrashers because the Georgia state bird is a brown thrasher that’d be pretty good rasher would go hard Thrasher would go hard I just want him to keep the purple color I just want him to not be red that’s for any new team I just don’t want red yeah it seems like they’re all red right so the Panthers are like an off- red The Defenders are red the Houston rupnick are red the stallions are red and then we have the battle Hawks are blue the showboats are blue and yellow and then the bahas are luckily yellow and anite and then the Renegades are blue and like gray so it’s all red and blue I would love like a purple or a green or just something off the beaten path an orange a good orange would be good like I like the orange and the dragons right like I like their colors quite a bit like it can’t be like dreamsicle orange like it’s got to be like a darker Orange yeah and I well I didn’t like the Orlando Guardians I really did like the uh when they were the Tampa Bay vipers the color scheme was kind of sick the orange the yellow and green I liked it yeah that that is pretty good La wild cats had a cool thing they were orange and black with like a a highlighter red it was pretty good color G yeah there should be a black team though in the league like a just straight up black the Vipers almost had that last year they did they’re black and red I’m talking just like I want black on black and an all white yeah that’d be kind of hard that’d be real hard okay brahmas what are you cooking up oh overthrew him son of a [ __ ] oh golden black if they went with the gamers would be sick um they were just red though they were red and silver like that’s what they went with with the colors right I I will say this the New York Guardians if they ditched some of their the New York Guardians were the closest to what Chase is asking for they were they were black and like silver which was sick I thought black and silver with like a little bit of red they had a little bit of red but if they got rid of that red it would still be sick yeah 22 seconds do you actually try and do this or you just try and get in the halftime I think you should just get to halftime and regroup you’re only down 10 you should be down probably way more with the way that you’ve played you should be down like 20 yeah like those overthrows were kind of killer for garbage because like his guy was open what can Brown do for you oh yeah AJ bomb it oh god oh get rid of it get out of bounds there okay they’re going to try and make something happen it looks like not enough not enough time not enough not enough yardage I don’t think Hil Marriot maybe I don’t think he’s they’re even close enough to try that I don’t think so either you got 14 seconds you’ve got yeah now they’re on their own what like 28 uh 27 they’re on their own 27 okay yeah they’re not going to do nothing here yeah eight seconds left oh no no CH oh no no no spoilers Chase come on no spoilers I’m waiting I got eight seconds left I got 19 seconds on the on the play clock do not get beat deep Joel clatt says no duh no duh Joel clatt no [ __ ] Joel clatt look at way Phillips’s hair amazing okay okay I mean that sucks for AJ like AJ got slammed there what the [ __ ] was even the point of that I don’t know man should have just taken a knee should have just taken a knee there Jesus Christ guys dude he’s still down yeah I don’t think that was worth it I don’t think that was worth it person either wellp this game may be over this one might be over if AJ’s [ __ ] you g ready to spin that bean yeah I’m getting my phone set up getting ready to spin that bean AJ’s heard and that sucks for St Louis it’s a good song okay audience chips right here you got 22 Chase is sitting with 74 74 give me 10 on the second 12 that is a back breaker for the battle Hawks there that’s awful yeah it is it’s not over they have Wilkins I do not trust Wilkins whatsoever does the chat have any bets here does the chat have any bets no more bets waved off nine red woof you’ve got a first 12 ass table uh let me go five yeah let me go five on the first 12 Jon Snow wants the double zero okay johon snow wants the double zero get you there John Snow he also bets nine you I also want nine you’re not bet nine no more bets 15 black W one more bet Chase you know what put it all on the first 12 everything it’s the last bet of the Year might as well well we’ll still have some for the CFL everything except for 20 because you’re putting on that mesh tank top Jim okay so we’ll keep 20 away uh Jon Snow says he wants 15 you do not bet 15 I’ll give you the I’ll give you the double Street there John for you your first 12 ass table ass wheel come on here no more bets 14 Red O hey win for Jon Snow though yep Chase can you look up and see what a double Street pays I want to say it’s like six to one off the top of my head I’m looking okay a street is 11 to one and what’s a what’s for six numbers five to one okay I was close you were okay let me go put on the tank top and I’m gonna have a little smoke all right hey e I’m back I’m back there we go I had trouble finding it I just had one of my kids comeing in here and surprised me with a hug so I had to drop off that’s okay John I’m back I’m [Music] back beautiful that one there we go out the ble HW are done for right like I think so it has to be they have to be done I think there’s I really have little hope little hope at all the brahmas might be RT we were on them to start the season little wolf look a little wolf with the fireworks and the beers Little Wolf is one of your better Creations I think he’s even he might be better than big wolf nah what what is Anthony Beck thinking going for that last Drive I don’t know but it it cost him a champ a chance at a championship I think like they just seem desperate here’s a hot take Anthony Beck’s not destined to win the big one maybe not he keeps making these bad decisions like they they should have been in the XFL championship last year they should have they did like give up a couple games that they shouldn’t have right didn’t AJ get hurt sometime last year too I think so but I think it was a lot more minor than it is now yeah he looked hurt hurt he looked real hurt you have halftime to kind of like go over everything but he looked real hurt think he’s taking the needle right now giveing some of the good drugs some of that tramad doll I don’t even know what that is that’s how good that is yeah a little trazadone while he’s at it methodone maybe a little methadone get them all drugged up just out there and St black tar heroin AJ’s a player he’ll play through it that hurts that hurts when I do that just give him a line and then he can just go just all he needs is a little toot just a little toot now I’ll do some toot now give him a toot off a Bowie knife and he’ll be fine have you ever seen the video the I I I do not smoke cocaine video oh yes yeah I do not smoke V smoke cocaine that smoky white devil is no longer part of my life now I’m do some toot now I’m just doting I drink that tequila last time I drank that tequila I went upside Sal his head God smoke a little reer a little poop it’s a warm one today yep let me know when the game is back on uh it should be any minute now there you go speed smoke that cigarette I made that mistake once I’m not doing that again you can’t speed smoke I did it uh I did it like five weeks ago and I got a major headache and I felt like throwing up I tried to speed smoke it from like from start oh okay yeah that’s that’s a lot yeah it was a lot I wasn’t getting enough oxygen okay give me one sec bada bam bada bam I think my kids are getting ready to go to bed I’m gonna say good night to them real quick and I’ll be right back sounds good I just can’t get over how dumb of a decision I just don’t I don’t understand you Anthony be sometimes I do not understand you in the way that you think oh my goodness I don’t I don’t really understand why the battle Hawks felt so desperate there need a big second half now we need the battle Hawks defense to keep standing up though BB Drizzy baby Drizzy Anthony why were you so desper ALC a big business Anthony can you explain why you felt so desperate in the first half when you were the favor right here he comes oh oh he’s looking pretty good he’s got a little bit of a limp on it yeah he’s you could tell he’s favoring it he’s going to get looks good he looks he get super hurt he might get like real hurt I hope not though I hope what he does is come back lead this team to a [ __ ] Victory oh Katherine Webb McCarron shout out BR mus Brett mus shout out Brett musberger yeah BBL try white mustache who has a white mustache I think he was talking about AJ was he talking about Brett musberger I don’t know I love how the first thing I search on YouTube comes up is BBL Jersey oh it should be yeah come on AJ BBL Drizzy BBL driz first off though we need the battle Hawks defense to step it up and get a stop oh AJ has a white mustache got yell in history white mustache CH do a little totin uh Jeff Stapleton chiming in said I said the same thing putting AJ back on the field was a mistake yeah get a stop nice job nice job good job defense I know you see blow up does it inspire you what people can do with AI Chase it does now we need the battle Hawks offense to look completely opposite of what they looked in the first half you don’t know me these games deserve a trophy those Gams do deserve a trophy o the way the guy falls on him that just looks rough come on AJ the best in history I’d be blitzing the [ __ ] out of him honestly right you know he’s not going anywhere and that run game isn’t anything to write home about no it hasn’t been like spectacular that’s a real late flag wait what what’s the flag for was that after the first play also I I’m not what time what what time do you have on the clock I’m on uh 1207 all right I’m at 11:44 so something in the future is going to draw a flag I still don’t know what it’s for after the second play yeah oh yeah that makes sense now uh well what was the flag it was a personal foul oh was it on St Louis yep yep falling apart baby no disciprine you rre a disciprine as uh the character on South Park says the their karate teacher I just watched that episode a few weeks ago how old is that episode that was like a mid 2000s it’s got to be like 20 maybe 20 years old right it’s crazy how long that show’s been on that show premiered the night before I went to seventh grade damn come on Jared also who spells Jared that way I don’t know man that was a unique unique take on Jared that’s a that’s a very individual spelling of the word of the the name Jared Jeff Stapleton wants the brahmas again I say be careful what you wish for true I can tell he’s a stallions fan yeah okay Sailors get some of it back what it going to be now what’s it going to be third and uh like 19 something like that come on give me something give me something here give me something let’s see what we got on this punt that was a good punt oh oh yeah that dude got blown up what that was awesome Yep it’s a penalty but it’s awesome oh it should have been a penalty uh Block in the back or something no Blind Side block yeah yeah that was I’d be laughing too if I was the Brahma player that done it yeah that’ll do her okay St Louis Jesus guys come on you’re still not out of it yet you’re only down 10 how do we feel about tiny Troy what now tiny Troy palalo that’s in the people’s hair uh I’m Pro I’m I’m getting on this tiny bus now now that you now we have tiny wolf I’m kind of pro tiny Troy palalo yeah why not I’m glad that tiny wolf has changed your opinion on Tiny things he has he’s uh he’s making the world a better place for tiny things baby it ain’t no mystery got the best BBL in history uh NASCAR Chim in this has been the most focused I’ve been on in a football game since uh Super Bowl 49 or whatever Super Bowl it was or whatever cool so we’re just supposed to figure out what Super Bowl you’re talking about by the number when you’re not even sure what are you why are you having us do the heavy lifting here in askcar Jesus Christ you gotta Google see the reason I want battle Hawks versus Brahma is cuz it’s the two most insufferable fan bases and that would make for the best game you mean battle Hawks and stallions yeah sorry battle Hawks and stallions so it was Super Bowl 49 now you’re acting like I remember what happened in what Super Bowl by what number it was come on dude Super Bowl 49 that [Music] was Super Bowl 49 was the patriot Seahawks uh where the Patriots won it uh with the last minute the uh interception the interception yeah that was a good that was a good Super Bowl was it Malcolm Butler that picked it up yes yes I believe so that was a really good Super Bowl come on Battle Hawks get that defense going we’ll see if they can oh they [Laughter] cannot they cannot was that McFarland baby yep was that M Jesus Michael says battle Hawks attendance lower than expected 3,237 still pretty good still pretty de adir Farland is a dude that might be game that might be that might be too much now yeah with the hert AJ McCaron it might be over the way this battle Hawks offense has looked that probably it 16-point game about to be probably an 18-point game nope still 16-point game I mean anything’s possible in the UFL but I just do we need a good drive here we need a good drive here I have we’re not going to get it they haven’t sustained any sort of drive yet you got a hurt AJ McCarron I think this game is Just toast No Way Around It I agree I agree with all right yeah all right AJ is the battle Hawks offense pretty much yes I think this one’s done right so I’m starting to get sleepy that’s how done it [Laughter] is when it’s nap time for Chase you know it’s over it’s over oh it’s at least close in the Mavericks and Celtics what’s that one like it’s a 4847 with two minutes left in the second quarter [Music] o okay okay let this game go to overtime actually let next week’s game go to overtime that make me a happy boy that would be awesome Jeff saying y’all watch the CFL I do I am not currently double screening it right now though but once the UFL season is done I’m full in on CFL mode yep speaking of which that game is pretty close too Argos are up 2623 on the Lions did the Rough Riders hold hold out last night our Rough Riders got the win the the comeback win they stopped dropped and opened up shop on the elk ass whoa oh it’s how the Rough Riders roll damn right come on good good return good return let’s see what AJ has in the tank you’re down 16 points you still have a quarter left he looks like an o line coach who does the guy that uh they got Brock hu interviewing for San Antonio I want I want my old line coaches to be either like big old boys or the tiniest person on the field just the most the littlest guy yeah I I love the littlest guy as an no line coach Good Start Sailors Good Start Angry Run oh always forget against Bruce gregowski it’s calling the plays for St Louis yeah he does run angry dude Jacob Sailors they’re putting it on his back they got to get some sort of Run game going because they can’t throw the throw the damn ball they can’t throw it for [ __ ] I decided to get comfortable you look comfortable Sailors AJ oh damn son dude do you know who really didn’t show up today Hakeem Butler no he did not dude that dropped to start us off and then I he just tripped on that one yeah man some people are arguing is Hakeem Butler not clutch it might not be they have not converted third down all game can they do it here the answer is no the answer is no they cannot Jesus Christ guys what the [ __ ] you knew they you knew what they were why would you I don’t like that play call I don’t think I like that play call there Chase I don’t I don’t either do you know what my favorite part of them showing AJ McCaron wife is that she always seems super annoyed to be there yeah she’s like annoyed that she’s given her children high fives and stuff she’d rather be doing almost anything else anything else AJ oh there you go there you go Butler that’s what we [ __ ] want that’s what we need she always does seem a little annoyed God the one-hander too I think they call that RBF she does kind of have RBF glad you glad you picked up what I was putting down there yeah what she’s probably like a very nice person she is she’s got to be no she doesn’t have to be she’s too she does not yeah she does not have to be yeah come on push him in yeah she definitely doesn’t have to be nice she’s very pretty married to a [ __ ] NFL player right to married to the best kind of NFL player the one that doesn’t ever get like hurt or anything because he never get never plays yeah dude that’s got to be the sweetest gig May a backup maybe that’s why she doesn’t like him here because now he’s the starter so he has a higher chance of injury yeah maybe G get a fresh set of downs oh really oh is that a face mask little bit of this action a little bit of that action uh Jeff saying y’all sound like me watching the first half the stallions and Panthers not as much cussing there was plenty of cussing in our game yesterday yeah that was definitely a face mask this Ki gonna make you show up I know he seen this glow up this BBL Drizzy BBL Drizzy okay so if we get a score here we’re we’re we’re a breath of life a breath of life for the battle Hawks I still don’t feel good about it like they’re going to have to like start you know not let them rip off 70 yard runs or or anything yeah I don’t feel great about it but I feel like a small sliver of Hope Uncle Rico back oh Get It Wide Open Wide Open easy easy right there oh they’re not giving it to them they called it a they threw the bean bag he called it a fumble on the field wow what’s going on in the game and he’s over the end zone that’s not a fumble they get it right they corrected it okay good yeah that’s a tutty that’s a tutty thank you Dean [ __ ] Dean Dean who loves eggs benedict and danish ladies handball and is like pretty up on danishes too yeah pretty up on Dan pretty up on Danish pastries so dude I have to get, 1500 more public watch hours to be able to be monetized on YouTube uh yeah it’s tough 15 and I need a 100 more followers yeah you can do that dude I’m up 42 this month just by doing the little short stuff you getting a shitload from shorts yeah any copyright strikes no uh just wait till this just wait till Wednesday Jesus dude I’m there’s a going to be a b there’s a basketball game oh the double pass did it work yeah yes yeah did they’re only down eight now yeah maybe maybe they’re not dead maybe they’re not they’re not dead they’re not [ __ ] dead dude I think they’re calling it incomplete and uh yeah I think he might have only had one in do that they got and no he that’s T yeah he’s in one foot’s not you only need one foot I think no you need two but they called it they looked at it and called it in I think he had two feet how many points does Butler have in our fantasy thing not many uh I mean with that touchdown he has some uh Eric that was a two-point no but he had didn’t he have the touchdown too no oh okay ER Eric can I uh can I confess something to you you didn’t put it in yeah I did not put the lineup in probably the smartest thing we’ve done and neither one of us put it in jesz garbers is easily the number one quarterback oh my God they’re not dead they’re not dead no they were dead they’re not dead anymore now they’re on live supp live support right now that was a ballsy to go for it on fourth down but they got it yo Eric how many Subs do you have on YouTube now with your blow up only 393 hey that’s hey you’re almost at four how about our boy mantis getting to 200,000 Jesus dude that’s pretty good hey pass the 200k mark this week good for him should I get cocky and fill my W9 because I think I’m GNA be selling stuff on amera America America Amer America Jeff this is this isn’t a you thing I’m rooting for St Louis exclusively because I want a St Louis versus Birmingham championship game The Vibes will be through the roof they took the two point witer away that’s fine that’s fine hey can I clap Jim can I clap Eric you could always clap we’re a pro clapping show here we are a pro clapping show you know what dude I’m gonna be confident and I’m going to fill this out should I fill out a W9 um because I think I’m going to make money from twitch are you serious you’re going to be making money I mean I can make money I don’t know if I’m that doesn’t mean I’m going to make money that’s true how can you make money on Twitch uh since I’m an affiliate now you can get like subscribers and uh like donations and [ __ ] so you can always do donations but now I can get like subscribers and stuff that give you money like Eric if you were a twitch affiliate I’d subscribe to your Twitch for $5 a month actually they bumped it now it’s $6 a month really let me be careful what I wish it’s The Vibes it’s for the Vibes Jeff I don’t care if St Louis wins next week it’s for the Vibes right that Stadium will be packed out if they that stadi will be rocking dude it’s G to be a ghost town if they’re not there I still think there’ll be probably like 20 plus thousand people there just a [ __ ] ghost to now AJ has his head on right he’s always had his head on bro head on right it’s not up and tilted to the side yeah yeah he’s not rocking the teeny weeny beanie the teeny weeny beanie oh [ __ ] me oh the F that’s a good that saw a good tweet if the UFL had the XFL one foot catch rule this would be a completely different game yeah who said that just someone on Twitter well too bad it’s not [ __ ] get [ __ ] [Applause] wrecked life life what the [ __ ] was that dude that was life being breathed into the St Louis team because the brahmas are [ __ ] this down their leg dude that’s a tornado by the way too what happened there was a fumble recovery over for a touchdown Jes Christ D St Louis Jesus Christ let’s go what a [ __ ] joke let’s go let’s go come on let’s right here woo [Music] [Music] [Music] yeah Jesus Jim that was a lot of FO in that one I worry about your insides I think most people do yep we do we don’t want you to die early but you’re gonna I worry about your insides D I think a lot of people worry about my insides how how much Pepto bismo do you have during a week I go through like three or four Tums Jesus well it’s like the what do you mean Jesus three or four rolls of Tums no no no like three or four like actual like little of like the chewable Tums things like three of them it means your body means your body’s talking to you buddy yeah I need to eat less spicy foods I ate like three I ate like a whole [ __ ] case of spicy Ramen this week I had really bad heartburn oh whole case yeah I was doing like two packs a night Jimmy I worry about you my friend I worry about you I truly do you truly do yeah some people I just say I worry about him I really give two shits but you I actually worry about what do you worry about me I worry about you too buddy thank you I need more people worrying about me I appreciate you worrying about me we’re live though we’re definitely alive yep I’m not live I I also can’t believe AJ McCarron said [ __ ] on TV oh I missed it oh now he’s got the Hat there’s just a lot of TR after play we’re trying to make some stuff happen and they’re doing a little extra pushing and shoving we’re trying to get our [ __ ] job done dude the fact that that was like game number one made it so much better do you think he got fined for that one he definitely did not I don’t think he did stop that [ __ ] God damn it John love it can run stop that [ __ ] God damn it John love it can run dude stop that [ __ ] dude I spend way too much money on groceries how much you spend on groceries I don’t know I’m doing my monthly spreadsheets right now you spend as much on groceries as I do eating out I don’t know as soon as I’m done with this I’ll I’ll let you know how much I spent on groceries okay I spend about $20 a day eating out Jesus weekdays it’s less on the weekends but on weekdays I spend my average grocery bill is 519 a month I think I spend roughly like let’s say an average so probably average if I average everything out when I like go a little bit bigger a little bit not i’ say I probably average about $30 a day eating out it’s a lot D it is a lot um like some days are way less some days it’s like zero dollar some days it’s a little bit more if I like spend up and deliver something to my place that’s like 50 60 bucks on average or that or you just don’t like cooking or well so like work if I go to a different town or something a lot of the time I don’t you won’t bring give no I like I bring something like they they’ll ex they’ll let me they give give me a per DM if I’m staying somewhere but not if I’m just going making a day trip so like I keep stuff in the fridge sometimes or like I’ll just swing back to my apartment for something if I’m here in this town working but if I’m like in the town over Jesus Christ John love it Jesus Christ the to over I’ll eat out and it varies what I eat out so I’d say probably average like 25 to 30 a day so 30 that’s probably it’s like around like 800 bucks a month probably just eating out 600 to 800 bucks much just think how much money You’ save buddy I saved a lot this month I did not eat out nearly as much in April there you go there you go I ate I ate I came back to my apartment a shitload that’s got that’s good it’s been it’s been a good move get a [ __ ] stop what’s going on talk me through it I’m not watching just San Antonio just running the ball down their throats basically yeah they’re in the red zone now oh nice are you watching the NBA game oh no I’m doing my monthly spreadsheets like a nerd oh yes you said that what a like a nerd I love you I love that for you like a [ __ ] nerd uh 451 Celtics at half time Jeff asks do you like the new way to measure uh for first downs that NFL is using the same system this fall I like it I liked it in the usfl I like it in this league yeah there’s nothing wrong with it they just got to keep doing what they’re doing and don’t use the balls with chips in them for um kicking y you think are they going to get away from that in uh Whatchamacallit in the CFL I think they will every kicker is against it every kicker is bitching dude kick came out and said something you have to watch the one from Emon I saw it you saw it yeah I mean that’s that was a fck one of the worst misses I’ve ever seen in my life it wasn’t great but I told you a new streak for Edmonton starts now they’re not going to win at home for a while okay if they hold him to a field goal here Chase how are you feeling feel pretty good they’ve got a lot of momentum going they kind of do I’m still sleepy which makes me think the game might be over they do have they do have the worst kicker in the league with my luck with field goal kickers he’ll probably miss it he has missed the last five in a row Eric oh is it a Pacifico Sunday dude I love me some Pacifico I love Pacifico he nailed it he he nailed it Eric um what am I looking at here only down seven though only down seven I feel I feel hopeful oh Chase is sleepy sleepy you’re so comfy am so I can’t get Katy Perry out of my head what song you’re hot and you’re cold you’re yes and your no yeah dude I see what you did there Jimbo Jimbo I see what you get there buddy and I respect you for it you’re welcome come on we will will this and then I will check my emails and everything after this game and make sure that my hotel and everything is locked in which they said it was Katy Perry is hot still hot still hot Katy Perry still hot hot take by the way hot take Katy Perry hot this is my bold thing Katy Perry is [ __ ] hot bold take Kate Upton good looker just hear me out here K Upton H hear me out hear me out hear me out Christina Hendrick would wouldn’t think twice about taking her to town the old booes oh yeah oh God who’s like the one girl that does it for you who like usually doesn’t do it for other people that makes sense you’re like oh [ __ ] I think Billy ish is hot she is hot I don’t like the whole uh weird relationship she has with her brother but yeah what is that I feel I just feel like she [ __ ] her brother you just kind of get you kind of get I get I get I I [ __ ] my brother Vibes oh my God that’s actually kind of funny uh who does it for me but not other people in an exclusively sexual sense Hillary Clinton what what dude you I know you see this dude she has to be crazy in the sack Hillary she has to be crazy in there Jesus dude that’s out of left field I was expected that dude oh dude tell me tell me you haven’t seen some old pictures of like Hillary Clinton been like damn that’s a [ __ ] she’s banging I I I haven’t should I Google old pictures of Hill Duff I I’ll do it for you whatever name is Hill [ __ ] I don’t know yeah Hill dog was H lary Clan ever hot I mean take a look take a look at that dude are you screen sharing damn yeah I do it that does nothing for me oh it does it for me Eric the pants too oh yeah I’ll tell you who does to get enough credit who could get it artha Franklin oh for sure Nancy Reagan the throat goat thrus yeah thrus thrus Nancy R baby throat goat oh free play Come come on that was off sides hey the other Jeff in the house hey Jeff oh he’s on YouTube this time get those fours up boys get them fours up [ __ ] fours up only uh only three tornado this this game Chase it’s a little bit different than yesterday it’s better than the seven and one quarter [ __ ] rough did they have to stop it or not we’re [ __ ] feeling it dudes we’re feeling it going into the fourth quarter look at this go uh Michael bias’s take is a Scarlet Johansson no she’s legitimately good-looking yeah I think I think everyone thinks she’s hot I’ve never said anyone say that’s Scarlet Johansson she really doesn’t do it for me that’s a real dog right there call me crazy uh call me crazy but uh Sydney Sweeney yeah she’s pretty hot good looking hear me out hear me out here guys just hear me out she’s hot um the so Amy SM does it for me dude I’m a huge Amy Smart I don’t even know who that is oh yeah yeah I know who you’re talking about that works that’ll work that’ll do oh yeah she’s great you ever seen that movie Road Trip you ever seen that movie Just Friends with her and um Reynolds uhuh dude pretty [ __ ] funny dude pretty [ __ ] funny yesterday tornadoes made history I showed Eric a little bit of that and I’m glad you and I hate I hate that you did hey Chase was there by my side that whole stream you know what I’m actually glad I was in Hell yesterday have to see that dude that McDonald’s bag came in clutch I mean did you have food in there and then you ate the food wait like food after I threw up in it yeah no what do you think Eric what do you think of me is your opinion of me that low Jim you’re a wild Factor do you think I’m that disgusting you’re like the [ __ ] wild Factor dude no of course ew damn I didn’t know I didn’t I didn’t realize you think of me this Jesus all right dude I hate to be mean but I’m over that is mean because this game is close as [ __ ] I know but I’m really financially invested in this basketball game that’s fair that’s fair score here the [ __ ] was that what was that was that dude that that was turned it to ABC dude it was a commercial I mean like what am I supposed to do here so I have a bet I have a bet that Tatum will get a double double every game this series I just need one more point one more assist I bet Tatum will have at least five assists in every game he’s have nine I bet for Holiday to have two threes every game I just need one more and in this game I have Maxi keer to just make one three he’s a solid 0 for two okay and then I have the plus point plus the seven and a half for D nasty and the basketball show I did somehow the audio didn’t [ __ ] record I hate that dude I had a I had some stuff I was recording luckily since I use two mics I get a double like feedback sometimes um but the audio off the camera wasn’t recording uh Michael hot t Nicki [Music] [Laughter] Minaj extremely hot take guys Meg the stallion yeah I wouldn’t turn her away rip Gangster [Laughter] Boo come on AJ come on oh AJ running it what what are you thinking oh God I was sweating my ass off guys this is going to be a two pacifical day for me four for 23 from Beyond The Ark dude Jesus [ __ ] it’s been a been a three High Life day for me Eric after you nearly put down a 12 pack I basically did put down a 12 pack yesterday respect it’s it’s different if you’re chugging every one of them yeah it is hits a little harder you know what fans I can’t [ __ ] let loose damn it damn it what I can’t stand Celtics fans I I can’t stand most Boston fans that is a foul though uh Jeff says give him give him Reba you know who I also kind of like I I like grut and Wilson dude you know granted she’s kind of aged a little bit but she was a looker back in the day man share if if only I could turn back time Bravo Eric Bravo here this is the this is the sealess celebrity I used to date way back when I was cool uh Jeff Stapleton I can’t stand Auburn fans hey Jeff oh my God what was that stop Michael cannot stand West Virginia fans I can’t stand oh my God let me let me let me speak on this what fans can I stand what fans can’t I stand Kansas Colorado Kansas fans are annoying I will give you that because I I dealt with some KU fans when I was at like on K States campus they were annoying as [ __ ] for like a team that had just gotten above 500 for the like the first time in a decade [Music] oh Jon Snow coming in hot I’ll be right back Arkansas fans even worse God bless us I feel like if Arkansas if like if I was an Arkansas fan and my team was doing like good I would just woo Pig sooie in everyone’s face yeah yeah that’s what we do and it’s super annoying it is super annoying but you have like that go-to thing like with Oklahoma Boomer Sooner is annoying as [ __ ] like certain schools just have like a thing they can do over and over again like like Georgia fans just bark at people right and it’s it’s it’s hilarious but if you’re like a Florida fan that has to be that has to just drive you up a wall all right so let’s go through it college basketball f f i I can’t stand I’ll say duke what do you guys that’s fair yeah Duke have we not talked about the worst fan base ever the University of Kentucky I don’t mind I’ll tell you what dude I don’t mind Kentucky I don’t mind Kentucky football but Chase has like brought me around to like actively hating them NFL jeez NFL Patriots easily easy easy [ __ ] them to death yeah I’d probably say that [ __ ] him to death starting to come around to that with with the Chiefs H Chiefs are pretty annoying too uh Jeff St says LSU fans but he says LS who nice little bird uh Jeff chman in how is the league G to fix this in the fourth quarter UFL is [ __ ] if St Louis isn’t in also [ __ ] Kentucky fans hey buddy right money line to get home jof snow Cowboys yeah Cowboys fans are annoying as [ __ ] mhm oh chase you look so comfy H what’s up you look so comfy y I am oh get him stopped I could watch this on my phone McFarland’s the dude McFarland is a dude who’s got the ball what’s the game situation paint it for me Jimbo uh brahma’s ball they just got a first down Eric that’s a good celebrity by the way what that you sent that’s when I was like that was when I was like really cool in my early 20s like really she’s like uh she looks like Rihanna’s stunt double but she was like before Rihanna I’m just saying in the looks Department she looks like Rihanna’s stunt double here I’ll send you the I’ll send you the music second 10 baby come on come on get this stop get this [ __ ] stop dude John Love’s been an amazing player this entire game it’s only a seven-point game give us overtime the overtime would be hot overtime would be extremely H here here that was the um I just sent you the music video she was in garur get the stop st you open field tackle you [ __ ] so what down is it with you guys third down um I got 10:15 on the clock I got 954 Jesus Christ Eric oh I’m at 916 and Counting I’m at 13 I’m at 132 I’m at 952 I’m at 108 game is over oh run backwards get that [ __ ] tackle let’s go we’re live Chase we are alive we’re coming off like we’re about to be out of the ICU and just put in gen pop just put in gen pop Jesus oh what the [ __ ] are they doing here so uh I know I don’t know if chasea but I added you or something uh friend of the show ducky has been obviously [ __ ] talking lot the XFL and specifically St Louis he got a DM on Twitter of someone saying that they’re going to put him in the ambulance if he comes to St Louis oh what amazing so uh my friend ducky he’s a he was a big usfl guy and he loves trash talking the XFL it’s he’s a very good troll um let me see if I can find [Music] it um I got it somewhere in here Ducky’s been like obviously [ __ ] talking like St Louis and whatnot so someone dm’d him on Twitter said just out of the blue dm’ him on Twitter you better hope your ass don’t show up to St Louis for the chip boy cuz your ass won’t be walking out of here you’ll be leaving in an ambulance Stay classy St Louis I was in St Louis for tournament many moons ago was hot as [ __ ] and like hot take Miley Cyrus is hot and um we we we went to this gas station this dude walks in he he goes man it’s hotter than wolf [ __ ] out there just heard no I’ve heard that too I’ve heard that just just announces it to everyone in the [ __ ] Amo and then just leave just walks in says it leaves that’s a that’s a that’s a power move oh oh man what Kyrie what are we doing here bro Kyrie ain’t doing [ __ ] you got [ __ ] porzingis on you dude christops yeah my man have you heard his rap video no I didn’t know he had a rap video it’s like Kristoff Kristoff porkin ear I just got my double double for Tatum dude congrats how many more you got well I just need um holiday to hit a three because I did those like parlays for the games but it doesn’t look like Dallas is gonna [ __ ] win this Dallas is gonna cover this game for me so let’s play hypothetically hypothetically battle Hawk score uh they score right here they go for one or two or what go for two go for two they go for two yeah go for two they’ll go for one though that’s what they’ll end up doing that they’ll probably go for one but they should go for two oh [ __ ] Kristoff Kristoff oh man come on AJ get rid of the ball let’s go darus sheeper baby oh shout out Jeff for making me now associate Josh hypo with Bobby Hill it’s pretty good it’s pretty good that’s a good yes he looks like Bobby Hill but I want him fatter I want I want Josh hpel as fat as possible then I will bet Tennessee to win The Natty so if he comes in at three bills You’ bet you’d bet him I would I would fat Josh hyp is winning that Natty dude if he’s under 240 uh like nine and four4 oh [ __ ] complete the come back now I love an INT right here I’m not going to lie I would not AJ get rid of it dude okay good good moves good moves oh yeah action two Jeff stomp boys oh [ __ ] so I guess the bigger question is are we all gonna get the new NCA game and like are we just gonna like rotate does that mean we each does that mean we each have to get a like a PS5 or an Xbox I figured you had one dude no and we could just [ __ ] just each take turns playing a [ __ ] game each of us have one week you want to just mail mail the console like between the three of us we just overnight the console to whoever’s turn it is I’m I’m Legit debating about getting one if I didn’t have a $21,000 home renovation project I’m I’m Legit deba like I want to see I’m going to watch people play it first if it’s like as good as advertised it’s as good as like the old games I might get a [ __ ] console just for right held him to a field goal though huh Dante x- Dante come on [ __ ] that’s another n we got dudes arguing in the chat between Tennessee and Alabama that’s a real rivalry right there that’s that’s good [ __ ] about arguing about what uh just the season upcoming or something I don’t know I just know it’s another tornado [Music] [Music] I’m getting good at these getting pretty good at those Eric bzzy B driz I need to look I need to dive into some college football research I hav [ __ ] started looking Michael Michael this is a great question I know Weir I know weird question but has any guy here been with a black woman before because I haven’t so if so how was it like it’s glorious it’s awesome it is great shout out Jeff he has a he has a lineup with Quinton dormy starting and he’s in sixth place that’s hilarious that’s hilarious right there dude I’m a Veno you money and I want you to get me a a championship t-shirt from the [ __ ] uh from the from the game yeah it’d be really cool if the UFL was like the usfl where at the usfl we got free Championship shirts and I got mine signed by blob I don’t want mine signed At All by anybody no not even uh Wade you wouldn’t even want if it was Wade in there oh was Wade I definitely take it I was I was gonna say if you seen Wade at the steakhouse I’ll uh I’ll try and I’ll I’ll stalk Wade after the game if he’s the one there best steakhouse in St Louis that’s where you’ll find them the the night before so now that I like now that I messaged them and emailed them all the stuff to try and get like the Press like credentials instead of just being under the radar they’ll probably actively be looking to block me now why I don’t know they just ghosted me after like sending so he he asked for like some links and [ __ ] for stuff that I’ve done I send him Links of stuff that I’ve done and just nothing I’ve been ghosted since then almost 200 rushing yards for the Brahma tonight all right let’s play what if what if probably the best run team in the league what if the battle Hawks win what’s the spread uh stallions minus uh two and a half did prey and pritchet really Bank in a [ __ ] three at the buzzer Jesus Oh that first down was he’s saying this is my house Jesus dude just banking a three Cal down um oh they got a Ruth Chris there they got a what now Ruth Chris Steakhouse oh best steakhous is in St Louis am I gonna have to hit a steakhous uh the night before you’re gonna have to be lurking he’s probably going to be at the Chop House okay you should you should just call be like yeah uh reservation for Wade Phillips please I need to figure out where he staying shout out Jeff for getting fifth place without a quarterback somehow this would have been a good week for us to do DraftKings Eric if Jeff is up in fifth place without a QB dude that I dude that stadium is g to be [ __ ] bar as [ __ ] you think so yeah I think I think they’ll still have around 20 some thousand people really yeah interesting interesting chase chase you Jason he’s so comfy right now just comfy they can’t stop this run game [ __ ] dude this game is over they can’t stop the run come on just get one stop you you can’t even really hold him to a field goal here you’re kind of [ __ ] yeah this game’s over yeah this game’s over yeah dude about to go 9 night guys this Run game for the brahmas is so strong Chase you’ve earned your sleep I’ve earned my sleep I’m going to bed good night everyone night Chase dude you ever seen that movie um was it oh my god dude cuffs with Christian Slater no nope dude he’s I go out I go on my way to not watch a lot of Christian Slater films dude this is one of his this is his best one and he like Signs it he goes he goes to the flower shop he’s like yeah sign it hugs and kisses in all your pink parts that’s a good move that’s a good move Jeff chman the streets are going to be flooded with battle Hawk tears Eric how do you feel about this being the last live stream of the UFL season dude that’s why I’m here dude I have some stuff I had to do but you know what I’m here for you I I didn’t realize that this is the last um this is the the last live stream of the UFL season garbage oh almost caught it oh my God that would have been the nail in the coffin that would have been the nail in the coffin for this battle Hawks team back on Live support though [Music] third and 11 Eric third and 11 uh King Joshua I’m so happy you look like I’m going to be watching the UFL Super Bowl damn right we are okay two-minute warning Eric they uh brahmas are going to attempt a field goal here I imagine if they get this field goal they’re up 10 Rebel chiming in Eric what do you think of this name right by by the way great name okay Rebel Jew says no live stream for the UFL champ no I’m gonna be there I’m going to be at the UFL championship game next week you should live stream from the stands I I bet the service in there is awful though I bet the service will not be that great uh Jeff CH I day drank all day but made a point to T an in my man I appreciate you Jeff’s a real one king Josh it would be nice if it was the Panthers versus the battle Hawks 2o but stallions versus uh Brahma should be a good one if I didn’t just jinx it CFL game ended right like that game’s over right I have no idea I know minute 10 left Argos are up 3527 on the Lions oh wow that’s actually crazy I thought the I thought the Argos were going to fall apart oh King Josh his team was the third worst team on the season who was your team again King Josh third if if if I’m guessing Eric who was the third worst team in your mind the Renegades yeah either the Renegades or the Defenders yeah Renegades the Renegades would have been sick to see because they ended the season strong and very entertaining okay here’s the field goal attempt this is either going to send this into like light like dead territory for the for the battle Hawks or they’re going to be alive somewhere this is a 50 some yard no sorry 45 y 45 y Eric and I think he’s got it he’s got it San Antonio is now up 10 they are up 10 I think you’re I think you’re feeling pretty good Eric there is a comeback mechanic for the UFL but I think you’re feeling pretty pretty good so if you go [ __ ] if you get the touchdown you know you’re going to be going for the fourth and 12 no matter what do you go for two still to potentially like tie it up with a field goal or do you go for three to win it with a field goal I go for two I think you go for two right yeah I go for two oh my boy Maxi’s in dude I need a maxi cber 3 why is pray and preer you need a [ __ ] what now you need a [ __ ] what now Eric Maxi keber to hit a three the kebler elf the kebler elf Kyrie is just gonna Jack this dude he ain’t passing well he did pass no I’m saying so King Josh like they they kind of they need the touchdown though um if they get like I would still go for two because you still if you go for two you get the eight you still win it with a field goal you go for the fourth and 15 every time like you’re going for that no matter what but do you go for one to tire or do you go for two to win it I would say go for two isz if you if you miss the conversion no matter what then you have to have another touchdown can I just say this [ __ ] Jason Tatum yeah you could say that you can say that all day [ __ ] Jason Tatum [ __ ] him AJ you guys gotta go you guys got to go you got to go here boys gotta go get rid of it AJ AJ bom McCaron almost picked off almost picked off oh my God Jesus that was desperation right there that was desperation you got to get rid of it AJ you can’t take a sack get rid of it get out of bounds oh got the first he got the first no no no no no he got the first okay they’re G are they giving him the first or they not giving him the first he I think with four progress he had a first down I think okay they they gave him the first cool good good good are you GNA watch Germany versus Scotland Eric no I’ll be recording stuff for my uh for the eof 21 Sports podcast probably the best podcast out there for those who haven’t subscribed record on Friday I record pretty I record a lot of people’s stuff on Friday okay I piece it together because that dude W who comes on we do UFC stuff yeah and hard to record the UFC stuff until after weigh-ins ah Brandon the NASCAR guy with our work schedules we can’t record till Friday so I’m the only one that does Thursday you and I do Wednesday that’s true sorry we do Wednesday on for horse racing we get him oh get that [ __ ] hold on to the ball Hakeem come on Butler second and 10 minute and 10 Eric so how low do you let the clock get before you take a field goal on this drive that’s a good question Jim I would actually it [ __ ] they’re not in field goal range yet but how low do you let the clock get before you actually do attempt the field goal and then go for the fourth and 15 oh good get the first down yes as soon as get the 25 yard line I kick it you wouldn’t like try a couple pass attempts to the end zone yeah yes Jon Snow this is the last UFL watch along sadly get out of bounds okay cool good move good move 50 we’re at 52 seconds right now Eric all right we’re at 52 seconds they’re on if they give me an actual angle I’ll tell you what what they’re on and then you can tell me what You’ do 52 seconds second and two they are on the i’ kick it right here they’re on the 28 I’d kick it 27 sorry no they’re on the 28 they’re on the 28 I’d KCK you you kick it here yeah are you watching the game again or you on basketball still dude I have my phone on the game and I have my computer on basketball okay you kick it here though yeah what is there 32 seconds left uh 42 41 40 39 38 37 take a shot at the end zone didn’t get it I’d probably kick here cuz you need the points so kick your field goal here and then go for the fourth of 15 yeah or do you do a or do you do two more shots on the end zone I’d already kicked it dude they’re going to they’re going to keep going for it here get out of bounds you have to get out of bounds dude okay 25 seconds left yeah you got you got maybe one shot at the end you guys are like wasting your time now I don’t know if they’re going to be able to get it AJ first down out of bounds got it whatever still though wow no fou there 21 seconds good take this is maybe they just want maybe this is their best shot to get the touchdown I go for the End Zone here you have to go for the End Zone they wasted way too many times 15 seconds you I mean every shot has to be for the end zone and then you still have to go for the fourth and 15 and then a Hail Mary like you guys are kind of [ __ ] now like you could still always score on your fourth and 15 attempt but still that’s not likely and oh 12 seconds kick the field goal come on you guys are going to lose now you just wasted all that time you wasted so much time it’s third and 10 with 12 seconds left I would have kicked it a half an hour ago I was gonna say you would have kicked it at like 40 seconds yeah oh they’re not kicking it again this is like absolutely pitiful dude this is not I would have kicked it Wade’s gonna go pop pop that high life yeah he is oh my God and then you just waste that now you have to waste another time out what are you guys doing this is some of the worst coaching I’ve ever seen dude well that’s a that’s [ __ ] GG boys that’s game that’s got to be game s Antonio is already getting the Kool-Aid ready although it would be very funny it would be very funny now if St Louis like kicks the field go does the fourth and uh 12 and then like wins the game it would be very funny you think that would be funny I think it’d be very funny all in five seconds five seconds left to go and they’re going to take some time off with the field goal right I mean all with this play Eric you’re still ahead of me so don’t don’t spoil me Eric don’t spoil me oh they’re still going for it and that’s it and that’s it congratulations to the San Antonio bras for getting to the UFL championship game nice [ __ ] work boys nice [ __ ] work that’s what I love to see business cash three and 0 on Spring freeo um I think I had the rough neck Rough Riders I don’t think I got the bomb I think I picked the bombers well I’m only talking in uh oh UFL yeah dude I can’t wait Brahma versus stallions all right let’s play guess the line uh stallions minus uh four maybe three and a half I think it’s gonna be three and a half yeah probably stallion minus three and a half over under 45 under over under 43 maybe 42 uh for those of you watching on Twitch we’re going to find someone to raid I’m gonna do my boy Vibe stance I know I already know who I’m doing what what does raid mean I’m not a twitch aholic like you are you take all the people watching your stream and you send them over to to someone else’s oh I’m either going to do Vibe stance or yeah we’re going to do Vibe stance I just said the same two to three guys always watch My Stream let’s see we’re going 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Battle hawks played like garbage, 0-8 for 3rd downs in the 4th quarter is garbage
Let’s gooooo Brahmas!!!!!