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A Jaguars Fan Reaction to the 2023-2024 NFL Season



The Jacksonville Jaguars came into last season with high expectations & started 8-3…Then they missed the playoffs.

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well we had an amazing comeback against the Chargers and yes we did lose to Chad Henny but things are only going to go up from here I cannot wait to see what this season holds for the Jacksonville Jaguars Calvin Ridley has been reinstated I’m telling you this guy is going to be the best wide receiver in the league offensive lineman with our first pick it’s not sexy but I want Trevor lawren to live so and we resigned Evan Ingram I’m so glad he learned how to catch football here do you see the Calvin Ridley videos coming out of Camp do you see how good he is all right new season and I have hope and expectations oh [Music] no okay uh that was an ugly win uh agu thank you very very much I’m going to want you to get the ball a whole lot more this season also Calvin Ridley looking good beat the Colts we did what we had to do week one and then we have zero red zone offense cool can anybody tell me what press Taylor actually does here remember when I said I wanted agnu to get the ball more never mind and also what the hell man the Texans are literally a corpse and they beat us God I love London we’re not moving there though we’re not moving there also the pass rush looked a little bit better and the Falcons are awful all right that rough in the passer call was a bunch of BS but the real Josh Allen W baby let’s go also Bills fans you really think the NFL is rigging it for us us yeah yeah we swept the Cults and they can never win in Jacksonville but is Trevor Lawrence okay first win in New Orleans Trevor Lawrence is okay and the streak stays alive also just wait till we really get clicking with this offense they’re going to be so good wave the towel Steelers fans oh 6 and two and again our offense isn’t even at its full potential yet just wait till you see it a week of rest Trevor Lawrence gets to heal up a little bit coming out against the 49ers is’s going to be tough but apparently that means we’re not going to score a single touchdown maybe the offense is going to look good next week it’s always a good day when you beat the tits okay uh paid Josh Allen all of the money all of it Trevor Lawrence is hurt and we lost to Jake Browning I’m in hell you remember when we were hyping up Calvin Ridley all off seon where is that guy seriously where is he also why do we keep getting our ass kicked by backup QBs we’re not even losing to starters fire Trent bulky fire press Taylor don’t fire Trevor Lawrence even though he didn’t play well but he’s the only reason we’re winning these things is the offense clicking yet can it please start click clicking I miss Christian Kirk also why are we spending so much money on an oi and they’re terrible just keep clicking just keep clicking well we got back-to-back winning seasons also I love cam Robinson also Josh Allen has the franchise sack record so that’s good yeah we were eight and three to start the season and now we are finishing 9 and8 and not making the playoffs and to make things worse we lost to the tits but don’t worry I’m sure that offense is going to start clicking any week now all right well I fired M Caldwell uh that’s a start but where’s the Trent balky firing news oh great the Texans won seriously are we not firing Trent balky again okay thank God the Texans lost now it’s time for us to lose a GM still can we fire him we hired Ryan Neil as a defensive coordinator Falcons fans seem pretty upset so I think that’s good we got Mitch Morse we finally have a center and Gabe Davis okay we’re just going to sign all the bills players and we resigned Alin let’s go baby did you see how many tackles that guy had this past season the Titan signed Calvin Ridley are you serious I mean I know he didn’t do well for us but to go to the oh they paid him that much yeah they they can have him they can have him we resided Josh Allen oh thank God okay at least there’s one good thing that came from this season the throwback Unis they’re beautiful this was a very Trent bulky draft and I don’t hate it am I okay and Trevor lawence gets extended everybody Waffle House is on Trevor tonight please don’t let this blow up our faces so what’s going on with that Brandon iuk thing [Music]

27 Comments

  1. Jags fan Grossi: "This was a very Trent Baalke draft."
    Niners fan: Oh, so he blew a first round pick on a reach wide receiver, drafted a bunch of players coming off of injuries in the hopes they rehab, suddenly remembered he didn't draft a corner so he drafts 3 in the late rounds and sign as an undrafted free agent a non-football player who declared under the hopes they can turn him into a football player
    But on the plus side, the defensive lineman he drafted is a beast.

  2. Took a couple weeks, but dont fuck with the terrible towel curse.

    Its a charity for children, dont invoke the wrath.

  3. Going #2 in the South while having the same record as the Jaguars and Texans with Gardner Minshew and not beating the Jags was kinda funny.

  4. Not a Jags fan, but it''s funny how a lot of people see them crumble this upcoming season.
    They were running the division before TL got injured and they swept both the Colts and the Texans.
    Not saying that they will run the division, but with this Texans schedule, I wouldn't be surprised at all if the Jags win it this time.

  5. I’m just convinced that the last 2 years was supposed to be flipped and the universe just swapped the years 😂 jags are making a playoff run this year!

  6. The offense was clicking. It made that depressing "click" noise your car does when the battery is dead for the entire second half of the season.

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