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A Man Playing on a New Golf Course got Confused

a man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on he saw a lady playing ahead of him so he walked up to her and asked if she knew what hole he was playing she replied I’m on the seventh hole and you’re a hole behind me so you must be on the sixth hole he thanked her and went back to his golf on the back nine the same thing happened and he approached the lady again with the same request she said I’m on the 14th you are a hole behind me so you must be on the 13th once again he thanked her he finished his round went into the clubhouse and saw the lady sitting at the end of the bar he went up to her and said let me buy you a drink to show my appreciation for your help he started a conversation and asked her what kind of work she did she said she was in sales and he said he was in sales also he asked what she sold she replied if I told you you would only laugh no I wouldn’t he said she said I sell tampons with that he fell on the floor laughing so hard she said see I knew you would laugh that’s not what I’m laughing at he replied I’m a toilet paper salesman so I’m still one hole behind you

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