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00:00 Intro
02:55 Joey Chestnut Banned
18:00 Kristaps Porzingis
36:45 Dan Hurley Is Staying
49:03 Panthers 4, Oilers 1
57:25 Hot Seat – Cool Throne
01:20:23 Michael Collins
01:53:13 Kevin Love
02:25:22 Pardon Your Take
Emergency beginning of the show had to be retaped after we get news that Joey Chestnut is out of the 4th of July Hot Dog Eating Competition after taking money from a vegan hot dog brand and our whole world has been shattered. Kristaps is hurt and Hank had a rough day. Pug might be a coward. Danny Hurley is staying at Uconn and SCF Game 2. Hot Seat/Cool Throne and Buster Olney has been hacked and Kevin Durant is back on twitter. Caddie Michael Collins joins us to talk about the US Open, hardest part about being a caddie, his crazy career jump from comedian to caddy to ESPN golf personality and more. We then are joined by recurring guest and good friend Kevin Love to talk about the NBA Finals, what does Kyrie need to do to find it, his top 5, and how sick it was playing on the Olympics. We finish with listener submitted Pardon Your Takes.
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DraftKings Sportsbook app now use code take that’s code take for new customers to get 150 in bonus bets when you bet just five bucks only on DraftKings the crown is yours today is Wednesday June 12th and PFT this is why we should never take vacations I’m taking a three-day vacation with my family we taped the show earlier today and then I would say the biggest news that’s ever happened in the history of this podcast taking place happened and Joey Chestnut has been banned from the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating competition on July 4th in America is at its knees it’s the end of it it feels like the late stages of an Empire this this is the sign when people say that on the news I was like ah no we’re fine America’s still fine today was the first day where I was like we might be in some trouble we used to be a country a proper country where where men could gather around on the 4th of July and eat 70 hot dogs and have the whole world rejoice it was a positive force for America I love the Fourth of July I love the hot dog eating contest I haven’t missed it going back to the kobashi years when it became an event and now Major League eating I don’t know which side to take here am I taking Joey I want to take Joey’s side because I like Joey Chestnut and he is a goddamn American hero uh but Major League eating is saying that he was doing a sponsorship deal with impossible Meats which is that’s a little weird to begin with for Joey to be doing that sponsorship but they’re paying him I’m not going to judge him for taking the bag uh and there was a sponsorship that conflicted with the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating some people were saying he was going to try to eat vegan hot dogs I know Joey Jess up pretty well that’s crazy and I’m I’m sure that Joey would not want any sort of competitive imbalance that would go along with eating a vegan hot dog I so I saw that rumor going around if Joey Chesnut tried to eat the vegan hot dogs on the fourth of July I would 100% be on the side of Major League eating don’t ever let him eat another hot dog again in his life I don’t think that ever was on the table I also I don’t know about impossible meats are they are there bugs in the hot dogs because I will not eat the bugs so I want to make sure that I have all my facts right before I take a stand here I will not eat the bugs I I don’t know if there’s bugs I don’t think that there’s bugs in them I okay to my knowledge it’s just it’s fake meat it’s like soy it I will not eat the bugs here’s the thing one Joey chess not being not being there is means that like Fourth of July is basically canceled now people who are arguing he should never do an impossible meets uh brand sponsorship I understand I felt a little betrayed as well but at the end of the day Joey Chestnut is like at the top of the list of guys that I root for to be really rich because he’s a legend he’s an American hero he’s one of the greatest athletes I’ve ever seen in my entire life I think I think lucky stars that I was put on this Earth at the same time as Joey Chestnut Joey chestnut’s not rich as far as I can tell because the Dude is still like going to connec New York in the middle of May to down 100 oysters for five grand like I’m pretty sure that he just needs the sponsorships he gets so I’m hoping it’s like a live situation where Joey Chestnut is just getting the bag from impossible meets and I tip my cap to them because I’ll never ever pocket watch or judge someone who’s going to get their money I’m just really sad overall like o overall the whole situation has saddened me and and Sh and Shook Me way more than I thought it would I I was thinking about this from the moment it was announced because then I got on my flight until we were able to talk about it here it’s been just rattling my whole like my wife was like what’s wrong I was just like I don’t want to talk about it right now Joey chesnut’s not going to compete in the Fourth of July I was I was that upset yeah I’m fine with Joey getting paid get paid by any means necessary I can’t I can’t imagine that the uh the career span of a competitive eater goes into your like 50s and 60s I feel like it’s a young man’s game so get the bag when you can he’s he’s also the best to ever do something that everybody that has ever lived does yes we’ve all eaten every person here Everybody Eats Joey Chestnut is the best person the best Eater of all time in the history of the world he needs to be rich for that fact so yes get the bag I don’t know if it’s a live situation there are some similarities there like Kingdom of Saudi Arabia and Peta handshake don’t eat pork I get that but I don’t think that there is a I don’t think that there’s like a comp a competitive uh League that’s forming that’s trying to draw players away I think if anything and our friend TJ pointed this out TJ Hitchens uh he might be putting us all over this might be a work yeah because that’s why I want to talk to Joey about it because impossible meets does some sort of co-branding with Nathan’s so there’s already a business relationship there I don’t know if if this is him turning heel and then he’s going to come back like stone cold I don’t know what what’s going to happen um but I do know that my fourth of July is going to be significantly worse and I know people want to take Hank I’ll get to you in a sec I know people want to take stands and I understand that um and and I get it because my initial reaction was like how could they ban him and then when I realized it was impossible burgers and there could potentially be bugs at stake here um that’s not American like eating bug Burgers eating bug dogs on on Fourth of July is not American which I’m upset that Joey took that type of money but at the end of the day I think this whole story just bummed me out more than anything it’s like one of those ones where I’m just sad about every how everything why can’t we get to the table and figure out why can’t America and Joey Chestnut shake hands on July 4th like we this is put putting the world to pick a side between Joey Chestnut and the country we love it’s impossible no pun intended well because Joey is a a very unique creation of the country that we love Joey Chestnut would not exist in any other country but because of the good old USA and the stars and stripes we have the best person to ever eat food that lives with within our borders and we all get to watch him and root for him on TV and it it is it’s actually sad because this is an example of uh human greatness that we’re all going to miss out on the fourth of July because of some sort of business dispute and so we’re really the we’re the losers here and I I’m I’m hoping we can get Joey on the show at some point in the next week or so I would love to maybe figure out a way to see how many barcel employees Joey thinks he could Challenge on the fourth of July which be pretty fun well or kobashi but like Joey what’s the number of people you think that you could beat on the of July and he just took on like 15 of us Kobe yashi did retire from eating he did but you can always there’s if we’ve learned anything everyone’s got a price what heck I mean we can cut it big cat we were talking of them last year like we had them doing their return match I know but Kobayashi retired since then oh he retired again I think he retired again we were talking about we were going to do a rough and rowdy Joey Chesnut Kobayashi uh M mashup where like it would be like in between fight 10 and 11 they come out and eat a shitload of dogs and then we go right back to fight it yeah would been incred talk about that we we discussed that with Joey when he was on the podcast yeah yeah no then there was serious there was there was serious negotiations was box for for months and it went nowhere but but it was like it was happening yeah I I’m just sad I also uh I love whenever uh a story like this happens where like from the outside people be like are you guys really leading the podcast with hot dog eating like losers no we’re not losers and I’ll I’ll show you uh how serious this is in the press release uh for Major League eating Major League eating said in a statement for nearly two decades we have worked under the same basic hot dog exclusivity Provisions I love that there were hot dog exclusivity Provisions I didn’t know that yeah and then Joey issued a statement four hours ago Joey Joey posted this online I was gutted to learn from the media that after 19 years I’m banned from the Nathan July Fourth hot dog eating contest I love competing that event I love celebrating America with my fans all over this great country on the fourth I’ve been training to defend my title first of all kind of a rat move that he learned about this from the media he found out the same way we all found out he goes on he says to set set the record straight I do not have a contract with mle or Nathan’s and they’re looking to change the rules from past years as it relates to other partners I could work with this is apparently the basis on which I’m being banned and it doesn’t impact the July 4th event sadly this is the decision Nathan’s and Major League eating are making and it will deprive the great fans of the holiday’s usual joy and entertainment to my fans I love you and I appreciate you rest rest assured that you’ll see me eat again soon stay hungry it’s I feel like John Madden died all over again that’s how I feel right now yeah it’s a truing of sadness I’m grieving I I actually have had a I don’t know what to say I just I you can’t have this you can’t have Fourth of July without Joey Chestnut so we’ll try our best to figure out a way to get Joey Chestnut into the Fourth of July whether it’s through na Nathan or not but I don’t know how how we can’t I guess this is like now I understand why countries go to war like how can you not we’re we’re sitting back being like how can major league edting and Joey cheson not sit down and figure this whole thing out yeah they should F the vegan dogs fu the bug dogs so what is what is the core issue here are they afraid that Joey’s going to show up wearing an impossible hot dogs hat no I think he just I think they they they said that it would be like if if MJ was like oh now I’m wearing Adidas but I don’t know it’s not he was gonna compete in Nathan he wasn’t going to talk about impossible Burgers he was just doing that on the outside on the outside of the Fourth of July which I think he should be allowed to do I think he should be allowed to get I I wish he didn’t do the bug dogs but I think he should be allowed to get his money I think they’re soy boys I don’t think that there’s any insects in those dogs okay well I’m not going to eat the bugs I just want that very clear how what how rich do you think Joey Chestnut should be in your in your estimate like if we’re up to you billionaire okay I’m being honest Joey Chestnut what what is Joey Chestnut what does Jeff Bezos do better than Joey Chestnut not a lot lot what does Elon mus do better than Joey Chestnut like I want Joey Chestnut to be so rich that he can do whatever he wants and then every fourth of July he just comes in in his helicopter maybe even in Like An Inspector Gadget suit just [ __ ] swoops in eats his 74 hot dogs Wows the crowd and then swoops out and he just goes back to his awesome life that’s what he deserves the amount that he trains is is crazy too like he is he is literally an athlete he is as good at his sport as anybody has ever been at their sport he is yeah he’s Jesse Owens Michael Jordan uh shotani secretar minus the steroids Secretariat’s heart yeah all rolled into one that’s what Joey is how rich do you think he should be Hank no I was just curious you brought that up a couple times but he’s it’s one event a year I don’t know how like it’s not a year but it but but but that my point is like he he has one event a year he should be able to go get his money outside of that because the other the oyster eating competition isn’t paying he goes and eats like you know you see him and he’s he’s in uh he’s in Bakersfield California eating cake flavored tampons for Seven Grand it’s like the guy deserves more than that he deserves more Hank what by the way what I thought you had a flight tonight why are you at home uh I did have a flight tonight um but I am I’m back in Chicago and I’m feeling it what what happened nice nice drop there what happened uh I was going to save it for firefest because it it it just you know they talk about golf like don’t compound mistakes you know don’t let one bad shot become two bad shots etc etc um my real life version of that was at the end of my last trip which was a couple months ago my suitcase I realized broke like when I put it down the handle and I couldn’t pull it up and I had to [ __ ] like push my suitcase like basically lean down and and and push it and roll it in the airport all the way to my car which was a brutal experience wow completely forgot about it okay and then today I packed up my suitcase I’m waiting for my elevator I go to pull up the handle it’s broken and I started like jamming the suitcase trying to open it I put my backpack down really [ __ ] got in there and started jamming it finally opened it get on the elevator get in the Uber sit in the Uber for like an hour and 10 minutes because of traffic get out gives my suitcase I walk inside I’m like oh [ __ ] realize I forgot my backpack run out like hope I can catch my Uber catch him I’m like y y I left my backpack he’s like no you didn’t I was like I just open the back not in there not in the back left it at my house and it had it had all the [ __ ] I needed like I was debating whether or not I could just not have anything in my backpack but it had my laptop my mic a bunch of the a bunch of shirts I needed like it had a bunch of stuff that I needed so then I had to marijuana Turner no no no marijuana don’t travel with your gun uh my gun you’re full tool set that you Tred toing it was more my laptop and mic wait this is so much worse than I thought you had your backpack on and you put it down because my suitcase was broken did walk down without your backpack yeah cuz I was like I was doing it as my elevator was coming up so like I finally opened it as my elevator got up and I just like I just got right on and then it was an hour and a half to get back so I just went to uh Roseman Illinois got my haircut and about some old woman did it in like 10 minutes ate a depressing Subway stuff so you did compound a mistake with a mistake well I was like I’m not going to sit in tra I just sat in tra for an hour and a half I don’t want to sit in traffic for two hours now like I need to just like I need to go eat and and I needed to get a haircut which I was going to do tomorrow which then I obviously don’t have time to do tomorrow um so I like I need to get a haircut somewhere and I just found the closest place so yeah I’m home um and I missed off all are you flying out tomorrow I’m flying out first thing in the morning morning oh my God set your alarm well Hank so you also had so that that’s bad news also you had bad news with the Celtics which I don’t should we have you read the injury and then do you want an apology for Max what do you want Max famously on on Sunday night said oh Christ stops is heard again let’s go um context I spent the up there when I thought I had my back back I’m thinking I’m just getting on the flight I’m like we’re cursed we’re cursed we’re cursed we’re cursed like is there a chance we’re cursed this is bad I’ve never spent there is nothing like being a sports fan and and going across the various uh Sports Twitter doctors and kind of choosing the one that you like that sounds the best because there was conflicting reports all over the place with like oh this is bad he might never play again oh uh you know they can tape it up and he can be F I don’t know what to believe he’s listed as questionable for game three and it’s like I think Max cursed us wait so what read the read the injury report Hank this is just you’re trying to make me sound dumb no I just want you to read the injury report and I want Max to apologize to you Max are you getting a lot of this is Shams too so who knows uh Celtics Chris SS porzingis suffered a torn medial retinaculum allowing dislocation of the POS Terrier tobius tendon that’s pretty good yeah I I read this I don’t know if he has a sprained ankle or he’s never gonna walk again all right so I I got a report been like 12 people in the last 150 years to get this injury yeah it’s not good it’s not good when the Twitter doctors are putting like parentheses very rare on the injury report and when there parts body that you didn’t even know existed not usually good um our friends Sam Decker said I didn’t even know you could tear the whatever say it again Hank torn medial retinaculum yeah he said I didn’t even know you could tear that retinaculum so uh I reached out directly to to pro football doc because I wanted to get the report to to pass the news along to Max because Max really wanted an update on this he said uh porzingis no bueno you can quote me on this is what he said no bueno out for finals not exactly but the comparison is Kurt Schilling that’s a good that’s good Kurt Schilling won a World Series that year yeah and he won the game I I have a doctor shout out Dr Dan uh who told me that the closest thing that he could find uh that is a little more common was when Von Miller dislocated his peronal tendons on the other side of your ankle in training camp in 2020 he missed the entire season but that’s how rare it is play the rest of the game though that’s how rare it is that he was like the O the closest thing you could comp is someone in football tearing the other side of their ankle which is kind of similar but not really similar because no one ever has done this so what do you think Hank I literally don’t know what to think they already did the injury report for tomorrow he list says questionable my gut tells me he’s not going to play tomorrow and then maybe depending what happens tomorrow like I don’t know it seems he said after game two that he would die on the floor and the only basically the only way he’s not going to play is if the Celtics medical staff uh literally refused to allow it I tried to get some Intel on like if our medical staff are dogs or not uh how seriously do you take that hypocritic oath well yeah like like are are yeah like are they dogs like are they just going to be like let’s [ __ ] go in a championship or they’re going to just like you know the book says sit but he he looked like he couldn’t move after he heard it I know like we watched it and we’re like this looks weird he’s not moving well and it’s such a rare injury I don’t know if there’s a book on this injury that’s what I’m saying like it’s it would be such a rare Blackjack hand that there’s no book on it but he’s walking around fine he’s M doesn’t have a brace on like tape exists they got [ __ ] for that like that you know it’s scary I don’t want to say that I want him to risk never being able to play again good thing you didn’t say that but he said he would die on the floor and if he wants to play he should be allowed to make that decision as an adult I think you guys can win this series without him I do too but like I don’t like even I just don’t I don’t like it pingis you guys have won 76% of your games without porzingis You’ve Won 86% no other way around you think right yeah no with porzingis 76 won 76% of their games with christops porzingis they’ve won 86% of their games without porzingis is that true yeah you looking at the stat I’m looking at the set that’s that’s the regular season and the playoffs this year so there you go you’re fine and Kurt Schilling and Kurt chilling I think you’re fine Max you uh how’s it going online for you because you wished this into existence I did not wish this into existence you celebrated it I did not C I did not celebrate the injury I celebrated the circumstance of the situation why you go run up a [ __ ] tree like a cat are you are you okay I don’t like this I did I’m scared what are you I was hiding and then I got up here and that is scary need some help no I can do it I like having this behind me where are you hiding from I don’t know are you are you okay need come down sit there sit go go with PF are you scared I’m scared I don’t like ladders I don’t know this is a bad idea why did you start climbing I don’t know I just started climbing I was scared and I was hiding because I didn’t want to speak with you Henry that’s why I tried to climb up on the roof is because I was afraid okay climbed I climbed up up lad and I realized start crying cuz it was too high I was I’m scared of ladders okay you wa you that’s where you went wait what what what did you say your you’re the you celebrated this what was that quote the circumstance not the injury the circumstance of this situation the circumstance of me forgetting to update the Hur or injured board and it became relevant again when it was when it would have been irrelevant got it okay but I didn’t actually want him to get hurt I just I was like oh that’s a discussion because at at the end of the game no one really thought he was that hurt Factor fiction I thought he was hurt Henry Henry Factor fiction fiction if he like went down and like tore his foot into two I wouldn’t have said that it was like oh yeah he got a little dinged up or he was injured quite literally that’s what you thought yeah you put him on the you didn’t know which he celebrated the circumstance of the situation if you want to put him in jail for that put him in jail for that I think Max kind of I kind of agree with him I don’t think that he celebrated the injury I think he celebrated the hurt but the question is deep down he celebrated the injury yeah Max aged he the HT and it turned it turned into an injury and then that that explains Max is running away in shame trying to climb up a tree to get away from Hank is because he knew deep down that he might have had something to do with it the Optics are bad the Optics are bad I’m I’m willing to to agree to that the Optics were you stuck in a tunnel on a ladder being like help I’m willing to agree well I knew I I knew that it it was going to look look that way but deep down that I know in my in my head that I was not truly celebrating his injury I was celebrating the circumstance that you’re talking about Sunday night but now you also know deep down in your head that you’re happy that he’s injured that’s where like you and ran piss me off because you’re both scumbags and you know your scumbags and we know your scumbags but when push comes to sub you’re like no no no it’s great well let’s see what I mean let’s see what happens in game three okay how’s it how’s it online for you right now Max I don’t give a [ __ ] I mean Celtics fans are always gonna be up my ass I mean it’s Boston Boston’s a [ __ ] trash ass Town trash ass people and can’t [ __ ] make flights and get shitty haircuts no not the haircut I take the haircut back it actually look you know Hank is thinking about it because he keeps looking and doing the move where he’s just like you you could tell if you’re watching this right now Hank has checked himself out about 17 times I mean it’s a big day tomorrow and I had to go to a [ __ ] 50-year-old woman giving me a fade and I did it did you get did you get your haircut to impress Tom duh what duh duh so wait talk talk to me about your decision- making about where you got your haircut you just picked a random stop and got off and then looked for a woman to cut your hair well also my phone was dying um I had 30 you’re about to be 31 I wasn’t trying to compound a mistake with another mistake you’re going to be 31 in two tomorrow tomorrow and tomorrow uh tomorrow yeah tomorrow Eve yeah no it all worked out um it’s all good but yeah I just I just Googled haircuts nearby and I went to one uh that was close and it was charged it was a 50-year-old woman she cut my hair in 20 minutes so my phone charged like 5% I think it’s all right yeah it’s fine all right La last thing so wait Hank are you you think Chris Sops is not gonna play tomorrow or today my gut says no okay and Max what what kind of Celebration do you have planned for when he doesn’t play uh zero I want him to play uh and Karma Also may have al already gotten me cuz I could have broken part of my hand softball today we why would it be Karma if you were just celebrating the circumstance of the situation well the Optics the the Optics of the karma got it wait but so wouldn’t then the Optics wouldn’t the karma retribution just be like a a superficial injury not an actual injury well it could be like it hurts right now but it might not be a real injury okay so I think that if it’s not a real injury it may look yeah then you actually are Innocent but if it’s a real injury then you’re guilty that’s I’m I’m willing to accept okay ring I had one last thing for us uh I I teased it to you guys on the text chain our guy pug our guy pug Beast um is he though I think so is he Beast he might be a [ __ ] this is my text exchange with POG earlier today I was laughing so hard PG texts me so for context um I have season tickets to the Cubs who suck uh blew another game tonight they’re [ __ ] trash right now uh pug texted me at 240 today he said oh no hey do you know of anywhere employees can get discounts on Cubs tickets was trying to hit a game this weekend and I replied to the text that he asked and I said I’m pretty sure G I know game time has a code we talk about the ad all the time game time has great last minute deals Zone deals Flash Deals get them all and I said you could also ask memes or Hank because game time our wonderful sponsor gives us a lotted amount of tickets uh every month I said you may be able to get free tickets with game time and he said we’ll do appreciate it this was at 2:40 end of conversation 5:11 p.m. he texts me my bad I’m a giant [ __ ] are your tickets available this weekend there’s more to this story that you don’t know about what what what hug has been asking us about your tickets all week and I have told him so many times ask just ask he has told us that if he’s not he’s going on vacation he’s not going to be here all you have to do is ask him if the tickets are available and he’s like yeah but like I don’t know like I don’t want to like make it look like I like that I need that I need is tickets like that’s a bad look I’m like dude he literally tells us yes ask if you want to go to the games and he was like well I thought if I asked him this way that maybe he would have just like on his own just given me the tickets so that’s when he showed me what he sent to you and mes looks at him and goes type this word for word say I’m a [ __ ] [ __ ] are your tickets available this weekend pug writes it out he writes it out he then gives me the phone and then goes you have to click s also not to mention he has two friends coming this weekend and you gave him two tickets tickets pug he’s like I don’t really know what to do with the two wait so now you can’t cuz I sent them to you pug did you get them yes I sent you the Saturday tickets so now what are you going to do you have I sent you I have two tickets did you think like I’ll figure it out I’ll figure I’ll figure it out very appreciative of the tickets how many TI did you think I had p i I don’t know I was just trying to put feelers out you just trying to as many tickets as you can get no no the the initial text was like I was just hoping deep down you would say like oh I have tickets you know what I have three here you go wait but pug this is crazy because like I’m happy to give you tickets like Max says I tell you guys all the time like it just ask like there’s days that I am using them or or the or my friend who I cone with is using them but pug you now have two tickets that are like good tickets and you have three people what are you going to do are you going to sell my tickets and then no no no I would I would never do that you I could get another ticket in that section and just try to like that’s expensive pug yeah or this is now a thing we can probably do a game time yeah we can do a game time pug I’m gonna give you right now I’m G to tell you right now you are you are free and clear to sell my tickets to buy three more tickets now I feel bad again no you don’t feel I’m telling you you’re free and clear to do it if you would like to do that or I’ll just buy you three tickets or just buy s yeah sell the three tickets and go to the bar what are you afraid of why why were you scared to I felt like it would be very like I thought it’d be rude just be like hey you got tickets can I have them like I just felt like that was I I actually can understand that I can understand that it probably would have been better bring it up to you yeah if you would just seen me yeah if You’ seen me this morning you were just like hey um I got some buddies in town cuz then that actually would have been an easier conversation you’re like I have buddies in town i’ be like how many you’d be like two i’ be like well I only have two tickets yeah I think that was the plan and I just that the timeline never lined up I probably could have done a better it all it was all week he he he was terrified to have the conversation I me I get it he was never lined up and I just but pug I offer the tickets all the time I know I don’t know you you overthought this P he thought that it didn’t he thought that that didn’t apply to him he was like do you think that applies to me to I’m like yes you literally work for like you work directly for him like you do I love you punck it’s not like a random like intern going through the office being like hey big cat can I have your Cubs tickets you see him like every single day directly for we pug we I mean we now have to figure out this ticket situation because you have two tickets and three people and they’re in a nice section so it’s like you can’t I’ll buy you another seat it’s also Cubs Cardinals like which is I’m appreciative Saturday Cubs Cardinals game is a very expensive ticket yeah I I’m a [ __ ] I love you pug you guys believe this no I believe it but I everyone here has asked for tickets except pug just been like hey can I use a tickets I’m like yeah no problem yeah it’s it’s a learning lesson next time I’m just going Direct Direct to you next time I want you to come up to me and say Hey [ __ ] face I give me your tickets I’ll respect that we’ll do we’ll do also this whole this whole show while while you guys were doing the rest of the show and we were on mute P just look over me he’s like this is going to be bad bad it’s just funny to get a text from him being like hey I’m a [ __ ] I actually was wondering if I could have your tickets yeah I overthought it oh pug I love you all right I’m gonna go on game time I need you to I need you to just be brutally honest from now on cuz I feel like you’re holding back on us all right that’s fine what if pug is holding back on us and he’s just a [ __ ] monster yeah he’s just real [ __ ] this could be his his Joker fication yeah he just starts shoving us around just being like listen [ __ ] I’m pug get the [ __ ] out of my way yeah [ __ ] you guys actually yeah there you go pug all right pug I’m gonna buy you another seat game time Shout Out game time we’re going to buy you a seat and and we’ll get we’ll get all three boys I apologize for the [ __ ] you sorry pug okay I I think I let’s let’s kick it to ourselves we got Dan Hurley talk we got Michael Collins we got Kevin Love we got pardon your take contentious pardon your take so let’s kick it back to ourselves in studio today is Wednesday June 12th and Dan Hurley is staying in stores Connecticut all is right with the world great job by Dan Hurley getting paid so much money yes they’re upping his contract right now smart move on his part not signing a contract after Kentucky yep waiting so they’re retooling he turned down the offer from from Los Angeles uh I don’t know if he ever really wanted the job I feel like he he might have just played this perfectly used the job to get more money stay at home Dan Hurley might be um the so back-to-back national titles obviously the new face of college basketball coaching and then to turn down Kentucky and the Lakers in the same thre Monon span that’s on that’s a historic run it’s great he’s that’s a historic run to turn down those two uh entities in that amount of time for that much money he’s just flexing on everyone and it might just simply be that his wife does not want to leave uh the Northeast yeah she’s she’s a ride or die she’s like Los Angeles Dan you know you can’t even get a good cup of piss out there yeah you’re not going to be able to find your drinks you’re not going to have fun the weather’s going to be too nice his Vibe is just Northeast bad weather a little bit pissed off all the time I would not like to see him in La I think he he fits in Connecticut sometimes the grass isn’t always greener and now LeBron back to the drawing board I was saying it’s a bad look for podcasters getting turned down by Dan Hurley your guy that you wanted LeBron does kind of get like the Lakers get embarrassed here a little bit this is and Coach K did it uh 20 years ago but you don’t turn on the Lakers are the Lakers in trouble the Lakers might be in trouble oh they’re getting bronny I also always say it’s actually the headline yeah but bronnie is not going to be able to be developed yeah I think JJ reck’s going to be able to develop Ronnie someone needs to develop this boy they need to get him they need to get their hands on him and figure out how to develop him they need to hire a special coach just for Brony just for development Tom crean Coach K yeah already in the building Tom Ken did a great job Anthony Edwards yeah just get him just have him hang out yeah um it’s it’s actually the headline right now on ESPN it says Lakers are embarrassed now but they can they recover after Hurley’s rejection and it just Bears repeating but Rob pinka just is Rob low it’s every single time I see a picture it’s Rob low just like him I don’t understand how those aren’t the same guy they have the show about the Clippers like they got to do it they did the you know the showtime Lakers they have to be doing something with Rob low as pinka at some what would they do just punked fab five he was on the Fab Five team but he was yeah but he wasn’t around for Kobe and Shaq yeah maybe the bubble you know it would it would rock the most boring series ever yeah the Bubble Series that’d be that’d be trash even any movie that comes out that even mentions Co I’m like no don’t want to see it don’t want to relive that in my brain yeah it’d be very funny if they did an episode of punk and it was Rob low playing Rob palena and he’s interviewing JJ reck being like hey you want the Lakers job and then JJ’s like yes and Rob Low’s like you’ve been punked I like that I’m not actually the guy yeah and we got you we got you we got you but also you’re going to get hired because we don’t have any other options yeah but still yeah this was our idea for Punk but now it turns out that nobody else can coach this team it’s a big day for uh they supposed to be the Lakers guys you’re supposed to be the Lakers right you’re supposed to get any coach you want any free agent you want yes yeah you should be able to just essentially I mean it’s the Lakers and the Yankees yeah every every player coach successful person is just a future Laker or Yankee they don’t know yet if they if if the Lakers or Yankees decide it that then it is done you will be mine one day yeah right you you don’t have a say in it it’s not non-consensual they just and and now Dan Hurley has bucked the trend and he’s having he’s having a hell of a run and did you see also he is getting uh free wings for life from Jay Timothy’s Tavern uh somewhere in Connecticut they offered free wings for life if he stays that’s great that’s a great deal that’s uh you don’t even need to do the contract anymore it would be funny if he just stopped coaching and just got fat just ate free Wings every single day this is that’s my job yeah if anybody offers me free wings for life I might just quit I might retire you don’t have to worry about buying food anymore yeah major expense free wings for Life yeah that’s the best retirement plan uh so I I’m happy for college basketball though this is good for college basketball this is good for uh having like this the the hard-nosed old school throwback coach one person in this room though it really sucks for and that would be our guy Maxwell well he’s not in this room uh yeah I guess he’s not in this room I I knew he wasn’t leaving you knew it I never I never got my hopes up for him to leave once yeah it it even when he even I was on the golf course yesterday and I was told that and I was like yep that’s fine I knew that was I knew he was staying there was no chance that he was leaving you were golfing yesterday yep on a work day yep Billy kill still can’t believe it by the way for work you you either die a Max or you live long enough to become a hank yeah yeah I mean you’ve now become a Hank I’m Hank uh did you have a good day great day great Monday I had a question too uh so you I I agree with you that you uh never fully believed it you were kind of consistent with that you’re like he’s going to stay this is I I I don’t want to get my hopes up I did see though when it all went down yesterday um Alex caraban who’s going to the NBA tweeted about uh Dan Hurley coming back to Yukon what why would he care he’s he’s in the NBA Max well yeah he came back what no you told me he was going to the NBA no you you no you told us he came back you you actually sent us the the tweet that saying he was testing the waters for the NBA and you said max was right looking for credit was wrong here there you go oh wow and I said while maintaining his college eligibility and you said no he’s gone you can’t write a letter like he wrote and come back but he’s back whatever so I guess congrats to Yukon on winning another championship probably walting through the Big East it is I mean to go three in a row would be hasn’t been done since John Wooden he’ll never be done again it’d be incredible especially in this era yeah uh okay so yeah you guys that sucks for you Max even though you never got your hopes up it also sucks for Billy we can’t really trust him as a reporter anymore well I’m not I’m not ready to write Billy’s report off just yet okay because Billy told us that well he told the world that Dan Hurley was going to go to the Lakers he confirmed that by getting shush by Dan Hurley’s son yeah uh and then when the report came out that he was staying uh big cat you hit up Billy pretty much right away and just asked him hey what’s going on with this report Billy we we thought that we could trust you on this one and uh Billy said I need to talk to Andrew I need to make sure that this is actually official official it could still happen so we don’t know we don’t know if Dan Hurley’s staying at Yukon per Billy Billy has to talk to Andrew and see if he gets shushed again yeah yeah so he said um he said I don’t believe it the son was nodding his head while shushing they were having mimosas he said if you drink a mimosa at 10:00 a.m. that’s the man who doesn’t have a hard decision to make Billy also sent me right but wouldn’t that he staying in Yukon was the not hard decision is that also true like you know what it sounds like to me mimosas can be a like a great time or like the worst time ever you need a mimosa like there’s no true someone drinking Mimosa could be in any state of mind I think it’s pretty obvious what happened Dan Hurley drinking a mimosa probably the morning of his interview he just got a great vacation with his family anges and he was like oh [ __ ] it I’m going to I’m going to hit the bottomless Mimosa bar before this interview with the Lakers I don’t give a [ __ ] if they offer me the job let’s have a good time getting paid more regardless yeah what’s mosa champagne and orange juice champagne orange juice yeah not a mimosa guy screwdriver screwdriver over all the Bloody Mary Losa all that [ __ ] let me put you on some game big cat yeah do a screwdriver with some champagne in it no I don’t like champagne that’s the whole reason I don’t like Mimosa carbonation the car bubbles are I don’t like champagne but a little taste you know what good no I I I’m telling you I do not like champagne not a little taste okay watermelon Mimosa pretty good too oh that sounds good yeah a yellow watermelon what about a watermelon screwdriver yeah you can do that okay and then add some champagne too no I don’t like the champagne you know there’s yellow water watermelons PF yes yellow watermelons um not for me we had that on the golf course yesterday not for me it was a little weird Hank also when we got there cuz we were doing uh P Chicago we were doing their a golf outing I wasn’t golfing cuz I had to work but I went for the first hour or so and we represented in your Hank showed up an hour late shut up and then and then was was like where the hell’s the food and it it looked like we he was the pi Piper there was about 10 of us following him around the entire private club while he was looking for the food like where the food you got Burgers you got hot just yelling at random people and then he found it t time was at 11:30 big cat everyone to get I did not I did not I did not say anything I I follow Direction been 9:30 we had 2 and 1 half hours I follow direction did you get dire yeah we had lunch we played we hit the range for an hour like we had all the time in the world great spread but you got food got food okay that’s good we we were the first ones to eat too and the first on the r we should tell people just in case there there might be some people listening like hey maybe this show is a little bit different right now you might notice a change in our voice or takes it is 9:41 yeah on Tuesday morning which is early uh Hank does your brain work this early are you fully awake yet yeah I already worked out this morning oh [ __ ] did you eat I haven’t ate oh God you got to eat I know it’s Taco Tuesday down the street damn yeah I’m going on I’m going on a mini 3-day vacation so we’ll zoom zoom show on Thursday although we’ve already done the interview uh appreciate the boys let me do a zoom show it’s you know what it was I I was trying to remember why I’m going away today and then it dawned on me that it’s because my kids are out of school but their Camp hasn’t started yet so my wife was like we’re doing something I’m not dealing with this while you go to work I was like that’s fair yeah it’s completely Fair yeah you forget that kids get out of school and then that’s like the worst time for parents when you’re a kid they just summer vacation was the best it just Flex they’re just like I don’t got school today what what would happen if you just like let them stay at home like okay don’t don’t break anything by themselves yeah very big problems if you came home like 3 hours let them at home for 3 hours I mean they probably would just be crying at the door being like we got scared where’d you go yeah I they got to learn sometimes a five and a three-year-old they they play well together but we like it’s just pre-f fighting when they’re playing well together it’s pre-fight yeah it’s the pre-fight dance it always leads to a fight yeah so uh but wait what were we talking about with the Billy Oh Billy yeah so so Billy’s report saw him drinking mimosis to me that’s that screams guy that’s on free vacation y doesn’t care about interview yeah he basically I’m going to take the I’m going to take the visit so I can get the stake yeah and and get to see the facilities and then I’m done we like being mimosa and DED correct everybody likes that uh Billy said to Big cat’s question so we think maybe still Lakers uh Billy said yeah to be honest I I know what I saw I think him staying as BS or they were straight up clowning me so Billy’s essentially saying I don’t AG I I hear that you’re staying at Yukon I don’t agree with you yes I don’t agree that that Dan hurle is saying it at Yukon even though the report’s out there it could happen I’m just saying it hasn’t been confirmed yet by Billy I don’t agree with your decision yeah my interpretation is correct yeah yeah yeah Billy got shush drinking of mimosa turns out you must be going turns out getting shush shush is not confirmation of your report God we didn’t report it cuz he told us not to yeah turns out a Saturday morning with your family in Venice Beach you’re probably going to be drinking or Santa Monica you’re probably going to be having a Mimosa that’s like one of the top Mimosa spots in the world ful for mimosas and we don’t know Billy might have been having mimosas too he probably had a lot of mimosas yeah uh yeah so that was that was a big news story then we obviously had um the Panthers up two nothing on the Oilers we have the Panthers are just a hockey machine their defense is so good just strangles the Oilers to death they played like great great team defense and now the Oilers are in a must I think they’re must-win game three can’t lose game four I think it I think they’re all must wins okay I I think that the Panthers they have so many ways to beat you they it got a little chippy which I think could be good for the for the Oilers oh I think it was desperate by the way was like we’re going to play your level your your style and the Panther’s like okay fine go ahead play our style we’ll still beat you the nutshot at the end was yeah that that was desperation right there that was frustration U but it got a little chippy there were some elbows to Jaws uh the the leg hit on lerina yeah that that was bad that was pretty dirty probably deserving so I saw some people saying like the League’s getting soft for uh giving gay misconduct for that to me even as a casual I was like yeah you can’t do that in a hockey game yeah triy to take his knee out uh the Panthers they they are a wagon uh I feel like they are the Oilers are going to win game three at home though they need the tits they need the tits they need the tits CU because the Panthers have the little kid the little kid behind the glass flexing B baby gr’s cousin is that really baby gr’s cousin sure feels like it they at some point we’re all related yeah that’s true going way uh I the Panthers do look like a machine they’re a machine they have an answer for everybody except for McDavid who sometimes looks like he has to do it all himself when he’s doing his little like back and forth spins getting the entire defense to chase him and then finding a guy in front of the net who misses a shot uh I was thinking about this last night if you’re McDavid and you’re so so good at hockey do you get frustrated with your teammates for not being as good as you definitely I think you would right definitely I played with a couple guys like that back in the day that just they were so mad at the rest of their team like why can’t you just do the things that I do right and you’re just everyone’s when he’s moving the way he moves and you make a perfect pass and and you know someone’s not able to bury it that would be frustrating it would be like just be me just be as good as me why can’t why can’t you be like me it’s not that hard to do I do it every day BR yeah be brilliant with this uh they did get a goal on Bob though they got one goal they kind of shot it through him yeah Bob saved it and then the puck just kind of made its way through his body somehow Bob’s really good too at always getting his like his mask off or the goal uh comes comes off and they have to stop the play anytime anytime it feels like the Oilers have a little bit of momentum yeah which is a Savvy move by Bob it definitely is yeah he tells his defense like just run into the goal please yeah uh Whitney and the spit and chicklets boys will be there on what is it Thursday night yeah Thursday night Thursday night extra day travel for the long travel yeah the pot is in the building pot is in the building longest travel in the history of the Stanley Cup I saw that yeah very cool the poor poor journalists oh my God think about the Jour imagine being a journal yeah they get the extra day off though so yeah but you the flight is just insane you got to go through customs and they got to go back you got to come back and then come back again might not have to the Panthers keep playing the way they are you get the mileage though the frequent flyers yeah that’s true but do you get to keep those I think so I don’t know sometimes companies don’t do that they just Bogard them for you they’ll they’ll book the flight themselves yeah it is tough it is tough having to make all that travel meals in various hotels that you might not be familiar with maybe you get locked out of your hotel room twice yeah it’s tough living on the road hard hard work hard work that’s why they and then then they have to turn around and do the draft is coming up like right away after that’s brutal it’s I I really feel bad for hockey uh journalists especially Charles Barkley yes hockey journalist Charles Barkley you can put him on any show I when they brought him out after the first period I was just like I hope that Charles Barkley does every hockey game how many I feel like he’s gonna come on this show next year because he’s going to be so bored and like want something to do but how Okay so good point Hank because I or or good comment that I wanted to to just throw out there how many people do you think think that Inside the NBA is done forever right now a lot way too many a lot yeah the way they Hank were you one of them no oh okay year year I was a couple months ago the way they made this scene it I think there’s going to be a lot of people like what there’s they’re back on TV yeah in the fall yeah they still have a whole other year Magic Johnson thought it was over yeah he tweeted out about it and then he had to delete the Tweet once people were like hey it’s actually not over this season it’s next year but you’re going to see Charles Barkley and sha at a level of not giving a [ __ ] that we didn’t think was possible did you guys see the fan yelling at Charles Barkley I really wish Charles Barkley had punched that he should have punched him yeah yeah because that guy dropped an F bomb on the Canadian broadcast Charles Barkley did yeah oh wow should he be in jail no okay just saying how what does FCC apply to different countries I don’t know yeah I don’t I think the FCC is an American yeah so he’s good you can say whatever you want on the air in Canada yeah literally anything Don Cherry was on it for like 25 years yeah the uh there yeah there was a kid is probably like 19 years old going up to Charles Barkley like you have no rings you’re a bum and I got I got mad for Charles Barkley Charles Barkley shouldn’t have to deal with that no it is there’s also an age if if like a a guy a person that clearly watched it went up and kind of was ribbing him I but a kid who’s like 18 years old who just doesn’t you didn’t even you weren’t even alive when Charles Barker was playing that would piss me off it was funny when the kid went to the security guard afterwards and was like that man doesn’t have any rings you don’t understand he doesn’t have a ring yeah Charles said he’s like what if I just punched him I wish he had so Charles the kid doesn’t know that Charles Barkley back in the day he would throw guys like that through a window yeah he actually did do that one time yeah he absolutely he should be allowed to do it again yeah um okay what else any anything else before we do Hot Seat cool throne and then we get some interviews uh did you see I I saw that there I think someone in the H house what is it Congress we were petitioning to have Caitlyn Clark on the US Olympic team that’s yeah could you of time okay I think it was a representative from Indiana that one I saw I’m just like [ __ ] this oh no the guy from Indiana he he uh issued some sort of statement he wrote a letter I think to the WNBA asking to protect Caitlyn Clark Moore it’s crazy crazy uh and I’m I’m trying to think is there anything else that that we got to talk about before hot SE cool terone I just want to say that the unit United States Men’s National Team should fire Greg ber halter on the record why why isn’t this guy fired we every other day it’s bur halter out just [ __ ] make up your mind people he was fired in 2022 and then they brought him back actually fired well not renewed and then they did a coaching search and they’re like we’re going to get back to to Greg with six G’s got it we lost 5-1 to Colombia right and this is I’ve I’ve told you guys this because you guys get frustrated with us soccer being back is the US soccer team good they are a good team they’ve got very good players and in the next World Cup they should be competing to reach like the quarterfinals semi-finals they should be one of the best teams in the world uh but with Greg it’s not going to happen it’s not and we know it’s not going to happen but we’re still keeping him around and it’s very frustrating very frustrating for soccer get him out get bur halter out fire him I might boycott the US Men’s National Team yeah I’m boycotting Greg [ __ ] Greg so you’re not gonna watch no I’m boycotting him like I might not watch Copa America because of Greg I can’t boycott the World Cup okay no no boycotting of the World Cup I’ll boycott some of the games the Euros are com coming up that we’re not playing in where are we what what are we playing right now Copa Copa America yeah that’s the United States version of the Euros got it and we’re going to we have to win this or bur Halter’s out yeah I’m saying he must we have to make it to the finals or else I but we’re not going to watch it I’m not going to watch some of the opening round games okay I just every time I [ __ ] see bur halter out I’m like what the [ __ ] this guy’s still around yeah he crazy all he all he’s done is get into a pissing match where our star player’s Dad it’s crazy and then he won’t let the star player play that get this guy out of here he stinks get him out of here okay let’s uh let’s do Hot Seat cool Throne Hot Seat cool Throne is brought to you by our friends at Coors Light you don’t have to be selling out stadiums to feel like you’re chilling backstage you just need Coors light Coors Light wants to make your summer more chill with limited edition backstage six packs curated by some of your favorite artists because Music Plus chors light equals chill Amplified Kors light 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and it just rolls I love it I love it balls in the rough I saw that one a guy like he was standing next to a giant Bush and he’s like watch this this is how tough this course is he just threw the golf ball into the bush and it disappeared he’s like look at that it’s like yeah dude you just threw a [ __ ] golf ball into a bush love it yeah yeah he’s like the course has its teeth out this week you you’ll never be able to survive this just throwing a ball into the woods yeah he’s like don’t hit it there he’s sitting next to a lake and he throws in look at that the ball just disappeared don’t hit it in the this course isn’t playing around I’m excited Hank you like you you you actually rooting for the course I feel like you’re not you’re a fake course guy you you want to see the guys go low guys like us we want to see we want to see them struggle yeah I want I want want pain not just plus territory I want the winner to shoot a plus 10 no I would like minus5 to minus one minus5 to minus one okay I I think Willie Z might be that’s that’s my pick this is he live yeah I think he’s live so Hank when you said border borderline that sounded like a golf term to me no wiam Clark said borderline I don’t know what that means borderline what I don’t know borderline between what’s what are the borders like borderline even playable oh okay they’re already borderline oh and it hasn’t baked out yet baked out and it’s 8790 93 9290 sheesh going to love it and we played there we were there last summer around this time so it’s like being able to kind of experience the same conditions like same exact holes it makes it really cool play Pinehurst number two we put we ate pizza on the third Fairway of Pinehurst number two yeah holy [ __ ] yeah I did Chip onto rig’s practice screen that was pretty much on Pinehurst number two wow I walked on The Fairway what you trespassed did you hit a shot I didn’t oh damn but like if I did where it would have it would have been borderline it would have been borderline mhm yeah okay uh my cool Throne I deleted my note I can’t find it so it’s Max so you never had one I did no I did I did there no chance I did I did I did I’ll remember it later um your spider at your note Max looks like the guy from County crows who apparently dated Jennifer Anderson oh uh Adam duretz did you guys see this picture no I but I know what he looks like that dude has dated so many people yeah so cool Throne Max that dude is an all-time boyfriend I mean look look at him who I just sent the picture okay podcast this is a podcast we can put it a YouTube show we can put it on the YouTube okay and Rumble yeah and Rumble Jake’s I know what Adam durz looks like you think he looks like Max that picture you don’t think looks like Max not at all not even close I think it’s just the beard not even close if you go through I’m sorry he does what but if if you go through his list of former girlfriends it’s incredible this guy if you he dated Jennifer Anderson I think he dated Courtney Co I mean dude friends he dated Christina Applegate Long December you put that on chicks going to want to hang out what it was uh oh you have the real one so we don’t have to do the one that doesn’t look like Max you’re trying to he does look like Max lighting us Max that does not look like you I I like to sing counting Crow songs okay fine then it looks like you okay um Counting cronuts some people are saying yeah the Roaring Kitty stuff yeah yeah point a tank all right so roring Kitty uh he’s a guy from the internet and I know that part okay well that’s all I got uh he’s a guy from the internet who uh the meme stocks the GameStop he basically so he manipulated the stock market which is a joke because that’s what everyone does so essentially the big corporate uh stock market guys who’ve been making money all these years were like this is illegal what he’s doing he’s artificially pumping up GameStop he shouldn’t be allowed to do this everyone was basically like you’re telling on yourself because that is that is what you guys do constantly and you make money hand over fist for this uh and then he came back so he was gone for what three or four years um and then he came back and all he did was tweet one picture and GameStop went skyrocketed again I think he’s made if he sold any of his positions he would have made like $700 million apparently what happened was he recently just off like nothing he recently just put like hundreds of millions of dollars into GameStop like himself so he is like a big big investor in GameStop at the moment and then he did a live stream last week yep and the stock popped at first and then it went back down so he he might have briefly become a billionaire and then I think he lost a lot of that money yeah but it but but the um the normies of the world are saying that it’s illegal what he’s doing and unfair what he’s doing but he’s doing nothing different than what everyone does including our politicians and anyone who who’s essentially has Insider information and rigs the stock market yeah he didn’t have Insider information he he had I guess The Insider information that he had was understanding the internet yeah and understanding that if he put his case out there repeatedly people would sympathize with GameStop go against the people that were shorting the stock right and then everybody could make money until it reached an unsustainable Peak and then it takes a nose dive and then if you don’t get out then you lose your money so it is risky what people are doing but yeah no money all the way back down and Hank when they do the other part that was [ __ ] whenever he would do the picture or it would start popping they would pause trading and essentially say it’s irregularities like we can pause trading uh so it’s all rigged this was remember this was um what was the what was the app that people were using to trade on Robin Hood Robin Hood this is the Robin Hood controversy because Robin Hood let stopped people from being able to trade GameStop so Robin Hood was part of the institutions essentially saying you can’t rig it like they’re rigging it even though it’s always been rigged I just had a really dumb thought I I almost said a second ago you know what would rock if they made a stock market but for sports teams and like whether or not you thought a sports team would win a game or win a championship that would be that would be cool it would be very cool think about it on it think about it yeah what’s the future Uh Oh you mean like a long option yeah a long option yeah you put a long option on it yeah I think we did a I’m going to say 6.2 out of 10 explanation of roaring kitty yeah pretty much hit it I there would be a lot of people say you missed this or you’re wrong about this but I think we did a pretty good job of surface level we kind of nailed it he also likes beer he likes drinking beers he kind of looks like PFT too he look yeah I got tagged I got tagged a lot that I was thinking about maybe getting into some stock market [ __ ] some STS getting heavy into doing some let’s get back in a Top Shot no are those horses NBA Top Shot no I’m still in still highly leveraged I have a nft I think I bought a Marcus Smart Top Shot that’s probably worth $2 that I paid like 200 for I was I was given a uh yeah I was given I was given a nft that I don’t even know how to get yeah we thought about getting into race horses the nft race horses he make nfts for us oh yeah he made some money off not for us yeah he made some money he just like Drew elepants and said this is an NF it was it was a mammoth but yeah sorry yeah I’m also looking at more of Adam durr’s Greatest Hits here dated Lara Flynn Bole as well wona Ryder this dude this dude’s awesome how did you say that isn’t it Winona yeah wona it’s wiona no it’s not it’s it’s wona r I’ve never heard that I’ve never heard that it’s definitely Winona Rider Winona Winona Rider yeah no it’s wiona Rider no no it’s not gotona it’s Winona Ryder she’s the mom and stranger thing never heard wona ryer why you’ve never heard somebody say wona ryer I don’t think so that’s the first time for me I W Rider H She’ll always be why know it to me who told you you wona Rider I’ve just I’ve always called her wiona that’s crazy yeah that stopped haning his tracks anyways Adam dur great work yeah we have it send I’m sending it to Max what what the official pronunciation from herself yeah it’s Winona Rider from herself yeah there’s a video of her okay let’s sh oh we have breaking moves uh mcaffry is the Madden cover athlete oh oh guys yeah sure that makes sense Max you want me to clean the deli slicer look at Jacob always on top of it all right moment of truth this is taking forever wona Rider how to pronounce wona Rider I mean Winona rer wait so that didn’t yeah that was it that wasn’t her she was she was laughing at how he pronounced her name she probably thought but that was no different than what we’ve been saying yeah yeah but he was she was like laughing at him like that’s not it at all no that’s it’s Winona you guys are kind of simps for calling her by her preferred pronunciation she said how to pronounce it I hadn’t watched the video yet and she was standing there a real man pronounces a woman’s name however he sees fit wiona yeah I’ve never heard that all right what was your cool Throne or was that your cool Throne when I know wait who’s cool Throne that was Hank all right good job Hank good job Hank uh my hot seat is Buster only Yes mine too he got his account hacked yesterday well we don’t know if it was hacked some people are saying it was hacked I choose to believe that these were all actually Buster only tweets uh he tweeted the season is canceled due to covid he tweeted out sh Otani has been banned for life from the MLB in connection to charges with gambling his trial is on August 28th it is speculated he could get life in prison yep uh tweeted a couple fake trades the New York Mets are finalizing a deal that will send Francisco Lindor to the Oakland Athletics sources tell ESPN that one was funny cuz I was at my son’s te- ball and the dad sitting next to me literally said Lindor to the a is crazy it would be wild it would I was like really and then I looked and saw that it was Buster only just tweeting all over the place he also said I hate Mets yeah he this is this is a good use of a hacker’s time if you’re going to hack a prominent account like that at least [ __ ] with with people yeah don’t just do out like the PlayStation 5 tweet or any any obvious scam yeah like giving away autographed iPads yeah I wish that I wish the hacker hadn’t done any of the hack tweets first just started going ripping off news yeah fake news yeah but this is good I I like this hacker I don’t know who he is or she well definitely he yeah uh but good job for this guy yeah definitely a he because he said okay if I get an an unlimited prison sentence who will come and bring panties yeah well could be she could be she yeah this was I swear to you I don’t even know who I hacked who is this Buster yeah it’s good stuff I thought for a second when he started doing the fake trades I thought he might be specifically [ __ ] with his own fantasy league yeah like knowing that some of the guys on his team might trade him Francisco Lindor yeah how how mad do you think I I mean just imagining Buster only sitting in his house having this happen and just feeling as helpless as possible yeah is a very funny visual it it’s very funny and I I know he doesn’t have his account back yet but he has been able to delete some of the tweets or they they’ve been deleted by somebody okay um but I hope I hope this keeps happening to reporters oh Peter King got hacked last we Peter King got hacked big time they put out a crypto King yeah yeah it was everyone’s getting hacked dollar sign King yeah uh okay your cool Throne uh then my cool Throne I’ve got two one is Zach Wilson yeah Zach Wilson is currently in the mix for the starting job what in Denver which is crazy because Shawn pton he compared uh bo Nicks to pton Manning and Drew Brees so imagine how good Zack Wilson has to be to be competing to start over a combination of pton Manning and Drew Brees yeah so think about it um yeah I don’t I don’t know how much we can trust reports coming out right now but I guess it’s an open the saddest open competition of all time I feel like Zach Wilson when he got trade basically every year every coach says hey you know what I’m going to do for you I’m going to put out the there’s an open competition mhm that’s that’s that’s the nicest thing I can do for you and then he won’t get it but there was a competition there there has been competing going on yeah um would if Z Would it be funny I think it’d be very funny if Zach Wilson was very good for the Broncos like what if he just went out there and lit [ __ ] up what if he was better than Patrick Mahomes in Patrick Mahomes own division yeah that would be very funny it’ be very funny that would be a very funny wrinkle uh memes don’t say anything at all if you think that also be funny okay confirm from memes perfect perfect uh my other cool Throne is Big Dom yes big Dom got a promotion yes his old title senior adviser to the general manager Chief security officer new title senior adviser to the general managerchief security officer SL game day coaching operations so I hope he got I hope he got a pay raise he’s basically a coach now it sounds like he just does everything for the Eagles yeah build the entire team at of big Dom I think this was something so that he could be on the sidelines during games oh Loop yes so he was not allowed to be there not yeah and also why not just make him a nose tackle true I would love that could have been on the sidelines a long time ago I also saw one tweet that said that so I have no idea if that’s actually true oh okay that I no one tweet is enough sourcing I’m going to back you up Absolutely I’ll read one tweet and be like yep that’s the story and I’m sticking to it cuz he’s been on the sidelines for years right yeah yeah correct but I think that there may have been something about last year that he wasn’t I’m making this up I’m making this up I don’t I need to stop so if you give him a like a somewhat of a coaching title then he’s allowed to shove opposing players right no he’s just allowed to be on the sideline again I have no idea what I’m talking about this is all off one tweet yeah yeah well shout out big DM yeah shout out big Dom huge promotion uh okay my hot seat was also Buster only I’ll say hot seat wearing red to rodeos I don’t know if you guys saw the party bus that that bull rocks very funny that he jumped over and found the one woman wearing red and then just ragd dolled her she’s okay though she’s alive yeah I think both the people that got sent to the hospital are okay yeah so we can laugh about it but at you got to root for the bull oh always right always you have to root for the bull I don’t root for the bull as much in a rodeo because I don’t think they actually they don’t hurt the Bulls in a rodeo whereas in the bull fighting I’m rooting for the bull every time yeah when that’s a little different when the matadors are trying to kill it I think in a rodeo don’t they like tie a string around the the Bull’s nuts to piss it off uh maybe sure they you read a tweet about it yeah I did okay then yeah they do something to piss the bull off before it goes out and starts bucking around yeah and this bull was just everyone was like clapping for the bull as it’s running around the ring like oh this is awesome what a funny moment haha and then the bull just goes full Bull and just jumps right over that fence yeah party bus is he’s a legend he he when he gets back to his his boys he’s like you’ll have no you you’ll never guess what I did mhm I just [ __ ] everyone up is that running of the bulls is that still a thinga yeah yeah Ro for the Bulls there too people just voluntarily run in the wild with them yeah yeah the Ryan brothers did it one time yeah what you want to do it Rushmore punishment oh grit week grit week Pamplona rushb punishment when is it when is Pamplona it’s uh mid July oh no we can’t do that [ __ ] damn it I was going to say yes but timing doesn’t work out it’s right in the middle get our own we get our own Bulls just have Alex Caruso come in teammate chases around run the blls and then kill them afterwards yeah uh is that what they do yeah what Jake what that’s crazy that’s what bull fights are yeah bull fights kill the Bulls I didn’t know that yeah oh yeah thought they just had a little run well actually they go for a run and then they lasso him and bring him back no I’m pretty sure those guys get killed they kill all the Bulls in the running of the bulls I know in bull fights the goal is to kill the bull like the Matador steps to the side and starts stabbing it with [ __ ] and then the bull dies but I don’t know what happens at the actual running of the they might take those bulls and then send them to bull fights all right what happens during the running the Bulls in pampalon this is from Peta so I’m assuming it’s not great after provoking a few charges from the exhausted bull he aims to kill him by stabbing him between the shoulder blades and threw the heart with a sword so I think they killed them yeah I think they run him into the I think they run him into the the Coliseum whatever and then they kill him yeah the M aim of the Matador is to always kill the bull and his fight is only considered successful if it ends in the Bull’s death ah learn something new every day yeah uh my cool Throne is um Kevin Durant he’s back on Twitter uh I just got a chuckle out of this some guy said actually what we were talking about a couple weeks ago the only way KD can redeem his legacy is if he returns to the Thunder and wins their first ever Championship LeBron style then all his sins will be forgiven we good Kevin Durant and Kevin Durant replied you ain’t God go get ready for work it’s good go get ready for work is a sick Burn yeah cuz you know that guy is getting ready for work when he tweeted it MH and he’s just like yeah go take a shower or if he doesn’t have a job he’s even down worse yeah just a great great burn so Kevin rant’s back and then the guy yeah the guy replied kawhai is better than you you know you have him that’s that’s a lame ass reply so good job for Kevin Durant he’s back uh or he’s cool thrown Jake uh my hot seats the Olympics apparently Paris is pulling the plug on air conditioning in the Olympic Village for the athletes what uh in an effort to go green but now some countries are bringing their own portable AC units yeah you don’t [ __ ] with the man’s air conditioning apparently this is a thing like in Paris they just don’t rely on AC as much as us what if they reinstall the AC if Caitlyn Clark attends that could work and then every athlete has to talk about how grateful they are for Caitlyn Clark attending MH that would be good yeah yeah uh and my cool Throne is Mercedes Lewis this guy’s still hanging around he resigned with the Bears yeah and the fact he’s been in the league since I was in Middle School yeah he’s that’s insane he’s still doing it as a tight end like a physical position it is crazy uh that a guy like him because he it feels like he has a 12th man on the bench in NBA career going right now where it’s like yeah he’s just going to keep showing up but he loves being around the boys yeah you bring him in have a mentor just hang out good locker room guy he needs four more games to play the most as a Titan in NFL history so that’s probably why he’s playing retire after week four yeah Mercedes Lewis played uh in college in for UCLA in 2005 Colorado was definitely not in the Pack 12 Utah wasn’t in the Pack 12 so was his first year and now the Pack’s gone in the n6 200 holy [ __ ] 200 this is insane yeah it’s insane congrats to him uh okay let’s get to our interviews okay before we get to uh Cad and comedian Michael Collins quick word from our friends at vator introducing vator as a solution to ensure you plan the perfect trip and travel experience vator is a tool you can use to plan and book travel experiences around the world the vur app and website makes it easy to explore 300,000 plus travel experiences so you can discover what’s out there no matter where you’re traveling or what you’re interested in VOR can help you plan better travel experiences 300,000 plus travel experiences to choose from means you can plan something that everyone uh you’re traveling with will enjoy enjoy Real traveler reviews to get Insider information from people who’ve already been on the experiences you’re considering free cancellation helps you plan the unexpected plus VOR offers 247 customer service so now you’ll get support at any hour if things aren’t going as planned download the vator app now use code vator 10 for 10% off your first booking in the app find the perfect travel experience for you do more with VOR that’s v i a t o r 10 the number 10 for 10% off your first booking in the app find the perfect travel experience for you do more with VOR okay here he is caddy Michael Collins okay we now welcome on a very special guest you can find him on ESPN he is America’s caddy that is what he’s he’s joined uh the zoom with it is Michael Collins golf expert America’s caddy comedian uh Michael thank you for joining us we appreciate it we want to do a little US Open talk with you but before we do that let’s just you you just said you golfed yesterday on a a former US Open course how how did you Golf and how was the game right now uh the game was fantastic I played the BMW charity prom for the corn fairy tour last week and then went up and played in the Eagles for autism event that was at Maran and uh the game was great in at the BMW and the game was not quite as great at Maran because they could hold a US Open on that course this weekend as well as good as that golf course condition-wise is in those greens were running like a 13 to a 14 on the stim meter right now so it it’s like it was like imagine trying to hit a putt in your bathtub and make it stop before it gets to the drain that’s how the greens were running Jesus wow yeah that sounds pretty intense are you still a caddy are you America’s golfer now because it seems like you’re playing a lot but I don’t I don’t see on many bags yeah it’s kind of funny how that worked out like I put the jumpsuit on and don’t really get to carry bags as much as I as I used to before uh I’ll do a fill in if if need be I don’t know that I’ll go back to CAD and fulltime again on tour as I did for a long time uh but I kind of I kind of like the gigs that I got right now which is which is good and fun it’s not quite as volatile as being a caddy people thought like oh cool man you’re a caddy so you got guaranteed this and guarant n man it don’t work like that like I got fired on a Thursday after the first round there’s no contracts there’s no guarantees for Cates out there and you got to pay all your own expenses airfare hotel rental car food all of that stuff so you know if you got a guy who’s missing four or five cuts in a row and you got a family at home and bills to pay it can get a little get a little scary wait why’ you get fired on a Thursday afternoon after after a first round what happened I was working for a dude me and him almost got in a fight on the golf course I literally put the bag down and was like you want to go when I was I was CAD so let’s just say you know of all the people that I CAD for we’re friends now and but at the time it what seemed like a good connection ended horrifically so I CAD for Daniel Chopra for like three months maybe and at one point we were just not getting along so bad I put the bag down in the middle of the tournament was like do you want to go right here in front of everybody like I got embarrassed you in front of all these people that’s crazy yeah yeah and so then when he when it when it got to its worst Point ever we were in Chicago and uh he shot six over and then was in the locker room and sent his wife Samantha out because he didn’t want to do it face oh no oh no maybe he was scared and she was like uh we’re going to make a change and I was like yeah it’s probably a good idea yeah yeah it’s proba not working out yeah a good idea you’ve got a very interesting career path too I I was reading up about you and how you got into golf in the first place and how you kind of just networked your way and ended up finding a career in media that you didn’t really plan out for at all but um one one of the craziest parts that that I read about was when you started caddying uh you didn’t really know what you were doing you were just kind of like you were a good hang for people right which I feel like that’s not a bad place to for CAD if you’re looking to like switch up The Vibes a little bit get somebody who’s funny that you like out there that can bust your balls a little but when you first stepped onto the golf course as a caddy you did not know how to rake a bunker properly nothing and that made me realize I I don’t know how to rake a bunker properly no idea so you know how many people feel that way it was Robert Gomez I was still doing stand-up comedy fulltime and Robert Gomez called me up and he like what are you doing next week what are you talking about he goes man I’m playing like [ __ ] I’m not having fun on the golf course I need you to come cadd for me just so I can remember to have fun again on the golf course and I was like all right cool and we get to this play it was in Louisiana on it was like Nike tour back in the day it’s corn fairy tour now but uh we get there and the course was underwater no practice rounds no proam they let us drive a cart around the course on Wednesday and said you’re not allowed to hit a shot so I literally got the bib on Thursday and it’s for real and he comes over and takes the head cover off the driver on this part five and he goes he looks at me and I go hey don’t hit it in the bunker cuz I don’t know how to rake like these Pros okay and he gives me this weird look I’m like I don’t make no sense and hit to dead in the bunker and I was like he comes over and slams the club and I I just told you not to hit in there dude and he goes you can’t say that man that’s all I’m G to focus now now you tell me what to say and we start laughing and when we get down there I was like what are you going to do and he goes I’mma hit a three-wood in the front greenside bunker cuz it’s a five I’m going get up and down for par and I was like [ __ ] I just told you I can’t rake you’re hitting it in two bunkers on the first hole and I was like if you hit it in that front bunker I’m gonna call Immigration and tell him you’re illegal I’m get you out and so he laughs and jumps down and he’s posing called his shot right in the front bunker and he looks at me I put the B yo this dude’s not even supposed to be in this country and he starts laughing like get your ass down in that bunker and start raking boy and then the other and we realized yo there’s two other dudes playing with us and both them and their caddies are like what the hell’s going on right this the first hole and we’re laughing and stuff like that and after that other guys were like hey man give me your phone number when you got a week off from Comedy call me but the I I have to admit I’ve even when I started playing golf I’ve always been good at reading greens and I think that was that was like one of those secret things that also helped me stay being a caddy and employed for so long because for some reason have always been good at reading greens so so wait how do you rake a bunker though because I I don’t know so at a greenside bunker what you want to try to do is make the rake marks go towards where the green is so you don’t want to rake parallel to the green so let’s say the green is my head you don’t want the rake lines like this you want them like this okay and the reason why is when you do that when you rake this way and the ball lands here so now there isn’t sand in between the ball and your Club so it gives it a cleaner lie but but wait that’s just you’re just helping the people that play behind you yes you’re paying it forward what if there was just a real [ __ ] C find yeah well then the PGA Tour finds out who it was and that dude gets a pink slit with a little fine in his locker cuz the player responsible for that wow and we take pride as CAD too like there’s nothing cooler if it’s a big crowd and your boy hits it in a bunker and hits it out there to tap in for the par and you rake the hell out that bunker and you’re getting out the bunker somebody’s always like hey man will you vacuum my house and make the lines look that good come on my grass like yeah okay yeah so so what’s the you mentioned the greens uh or you know being able to read a putt what this US Open we’ve seen we’ve seen what it looks like it’s the turtle shell it it looks like like it’s impossible it’s baked out what are these guys going to have to deal with this week at Pinehurst so it’s two things and I caded this event before they made the changes and then I covered the event when if you remember the last time we were here they played both the men’s and women’s in back-to-back weeks and I played Monday after Michelle Wei won so that was Martin ker won the men’s Michelle we won her only major then the next week and so two things they’re really going to have to deal with here one is off the tea this is because they let it go back to all natural it’s not a lot of big rough off of the te but what it is is native areas and what that means is like sometimes you got a perfect lie like it rolls through all this crap and then just sits there and sits up and other times like there’s like this gor grass stuff that it’ll sit behind and and you’re screwed absolutely screwed and so that’s going to be one of the things you got to deal with off the te if you’re not in the Fairway then as you said those Turtle shaped greens almost every Green has a little falloff so similar to an Open Championship you kind of want to play to the front number especially if the weather like what they’re looking at right now perfect perfect weather and a firm golf course you can’t fly the ball to the flag you have to land it short and then let it hop up MH and when the greens are real firm like what you don’t see is one of the things we love as amateurs cuz we can’t do it is when you see those dudes hit those wedges and nine irons and they hit and s in back boy I love seeing that you’re not gonna be able to do that on these yeah they’re gonna take two hops and just stop or even roll out just a little bit they’ll trickle forward like they do it a lot of the Open Championship oh wow so whose game does this favor in these conditions there’s no course that doesn’t favor Scotty sheffler that dude I that you name the type of golf course as the ball Striker that he is he has the ability to just he figures it out and then kind of bores the hell out of everyone to death right so um this is also a golf course that you know big hitters can do well here because the shorter the club that you have in your hand especially if you’re in the Fairway the more that you can control that spin and the better off that you’re going to be able to attack what the USGA is famous for is putting whole locations on these greens that dare you to hit at them yeah the good the one thing about what the USGA and what the US Open is sometimes a 15-footer is a great shot but what the USGA gives you those pins where you’re just like I think I can get to this this is where cadd earn their money yeah when a guy like this fits my shop shape you know I’ll be able to work this this right to that hole and the caddy got to be like n let’s let’s work it kind of to the middle of this green and if it accidentally feeds there cool yeah because you can hit a good shot and get penalized and you can hit a crappy shot and just barely be okay so so what as a caddy what’s the one thing that people don’t understand about uh the job of a caddy because as far as I understand it’s always I’m watching the cat’s there to help but eventually it’s up to the player to make the shot and decide what they want to do but what’s the hard part of being a caddy that people kind of don’t really see dayto day it’s that psychologist that you are on the golf course and it’s the stuff that they don’t show on TV you know the old saying back in the day was just the three UPS show up stand up shut up that was it you know what I mean Cades were a bunch of Vagabond and stuff there were dudes be passed out in bushes and just stumble up there and that was it but it’s the money that’s out on the PGA tour right now there’s no such thing as that anymore right so it’s the relationship between the player and the caddy the the player in the caddy because you’re with a guy for seven hours eight hours for the day not just on the golf course and so what are you talking about in between shots and as a caddy you got to know like does my guy have his aame today and if he has his Bame he knows he has his b game I know has his b game but we got to like figure out a way to get the best out of that b game so some cases he’ll want to hit one club and can I talk him in to a different Club at the right moment I mean I would wake up four hours before our tea time just for wind forecasts to try it if we had an afternoon tea time it was I was on the course early watching other guys hit shots on holes that I know were going to be pivotal for my guy yeah you know yeah so that part of the game people don’t understand they think it’s just you just walk carry the bag and keep the clubs clean and it’s not like that at all and sometimes the hardest part of cading is wanting to say something to a dude and knowing when not to say something where other caddies or people would jump in there and be like hey man it’s GNA be okay don’t worry we’re gonna get through this and then the Dude Looks you like I’ll freaking kill you man right you’re like shut up and and sometimes it’s like just looking at a dude and not saying nothing like you know what you’re pissed off good sitting that pissed off whatever you need to kick in the ass I’m not saying nothing you’re you’re constantly tasked with reading the room and just trying to figure out what what his Vibes are and matching it whether good or bad that’s that’s very difficult yes and you’re the only it’s you and the player that’s it that’s the only one that’s in there that that really can give that legally can give advice y right to a player in there and it’s the only sport like that but for me it was like it was so much the opposite of doing standup comedy so it was like I get to be the vice president behind the curtain the only one that got this dude’s ear you know and then they do the interview and you hear him be like oh that was a great shot you hit on the part three yeah seven iron was the right Club there and I get to stand over the side was like yeah you want to hit eight iron the in the water are you real SI days players nowadays are like players are so much different now than when I ver when I first started cadan like you hear so much more we and team and stuff the you hear the best players in the world that’s what it’s all about look what happened to Scotty sheffler after he brought Ted Scott on the bag it changed everything and people are like really did it make that much a difference what did he shoot the day after he was in jail when Ted Scott wasn’t on the bag there you go right yeah makes a difference are are you a sicko like us and you like uh when the USGA puts out the hole locations and you just stare at the the map of the holes that morning and you’re like yeah I can’t wait 13’s got a great hole on it let me put it this way I might put the pin sheets out on social media when they let them out early yeah and when I don’t do it during Majors I hear from it oh yeah like people hit me up and like yo how come you not putting them pin sheets out man yeah so yeah yeah I’m not gonna lie I’m a sicko too I got problems yeah I like I like that what’s the um what’s the best best piece of advice and then maybe the the worst advice that you’ve given as a caddy um best piece of advice I think the best piece of advice one time I gave was uh I was cading for Omar uresti and he had been a little uptight like going into a tournament in Vegas and the first round I could tell he was uptight and it was kind of a it was a proam back in the day and I said give me the scorecard he goes why and I go I’m I’m going to keep score today don’t worry about it you don’t worry about keeping score just entertain this dude whoever’s with us and play and then at the end of the round he was like what did we shoot and I was like that’s right that’s right and we ended up shooting seven under that day and when I told him he was like what he didn’t even realize that we shot Seven under wow and the worst advice I ever gave um was cadan for John E Morgan it still bothers me to this day were in a Monday qualifier to get into Miami and play Durado and I I had a bad read on on our second to last hole and he didn’t necessarily see the same thing that I saw and so but he went with my read and it was wrong and it to this day bothers me because I feel like it cost us a chance to get into that tournament and if we would have got in we would have we would have done some damage together on the PGA tour yeah damn or we would have both got arrested and ended up like in jail and it would have ended horribly but who knows that’s still fun though yeah would you think it’d be hard to be John DA’s caddy cuz he’s driving around in the car he gets a use of the cart you have to carry the bag and walk plus no you ain’t got to carry the bag though if when you’re on the PJ tour Champions here’s the cool thing about being on PGA Tour Champions you can put the bag on the back of the cart oh that’s walk I got car the bag yeah you ride with the bag all day I don’t care I go I’ll get the yardages for you all day tell you what club to pull off the bat yeah but basically if you’re catting for John dalaly you’re just like giving him instead of shot selection Club selection like cigarette selection like let’s go with the this feels like marble red yeah right here that and be like hey man finish this diet coke because I’m not putting it back in the bag bro yeah Co get heavy yeah yeah yeah I’ve known John forever he is a really good friend of mine I love that dude to death and I I can happily say that I’ve driven him back to his bus on a few late afternoons and late evenings because I didn’t want him to have to drive so yeah yeah yeah we’ve we’ve had some good times together man he’s he’s good people but that’s the one thing I I always love to tell people about John Daly too that like not only is he a great dude to be around like when he’s a good friend of yours like if the [ __ ] hits the fan he coming and if you want to know who your real friends are it ain’t about when it’s perfect right it ain’t about the sunny days and hanging out and having good times but it’s like if it hits the fan you want to find out who your friends are Who coming when it hits the fan yeah yeah um he’s one of those dudes he’s coming yeah uh all right so in terms of this US Open uh is there anyone besides Scotty sheffler that you’ve looked at and you’re like hey this guy is playing really well or this matches up well with Pinehurst uh just because I I agree with you no one can really touch Scotty right now but if you’re trying to find other options there’s got to be a couple guys out there because it does it feels like you know Peak Tiger Woods where when tiger was you know even money against the field or minus one up gambling for everybody it’s like now it’s all prop vets that’s it all you got is prop vets now because Scotty Sheffer messes it up for everybody yeah um it’s tough too especially with the guys coming from live that we haven’t seen a whole lot you wonder like how much a guy like John ROM like this is one of those show me opportunities for John ROM I think I mean this is one of those golf course that there’s never a wrong time to hit it long and straight right and so Colin morawa is someone whose game is trending in a really good direction I thought he might have a little drop off him and Xander after especially after the PGH Championship but it doesn’t it doesn’t seem like he’s dropped off a lot and look we you guys know like golf is cyclical everything is waves except for Scotty sheer it seems like right now right but it seems like when dudes when really top golfers start playing well they play well for a while three to six months it’s like oh it’s all like Donkey Kong this dude’s never going to miss and then after like three or six months they start missing all the time and you’re like damn that dude just fell off and then it’s the next guy and I feel like kind of colore cow is riding the wave right now where this is a spot that might set up pretty good for him his putter scares me a little bit you know and that’s where Scotty just because his ball striking is go so good he doesn’t have to be a great putter yeah but it’s funny with Scotty like when when it’s really on the line and he has that 12-footer to save par must make to keep that two shot bang dead center perfect speed and he’s got that little fist the little Scotty fist pump we call it vanilla [ __ ] fist pump like I don’t want to be showing too hard I don’t want to show up my competition here you know I mean I’ll just beat them every week I don’t want to be you know I mean I don’t you know as a Christian Pride is one of the seven dead s so I don’t want to be showing off too hard yeah yeah but that’s his game like is Hardcore like that so I don’t know man what what about the mentality of going into an event like the US Open where you know that they are specifically making the course difficult uh to the point where it could be a guy’s minus one to win it or plus one to win it is that like the psychology of going into a tournament like that where you know the course is going to be so much harder than everything else what H how does that work for the player that’s where the cad and the caddies earn their money then too yeah cuz as many times listen and you guys been around enough athletes to understand this too they’re going to tell you in the beginning no man it’s cool it’s laidback I’m GNA be chill like we’re just playing ping pong I don’t even care if I win and as soon as the game starts that’s out the window you can kiss my ass it’s on now ah I thought we was gonna be chill and that’s as a great you’re a really good caddy you’re reminding your guy that all the time at the US Open Bogies won’t kill us and the other thing you’re telling your dude is hey everybody else is effing up too bro relax take it easy we ain’t the only ones because that’s what happens golfers they get in their own bubble so hard sometimes and so deep that they’re like I’m the only guy out here screwing this up this is bull crap and then as a caddy you got to be like come here come here look at the scoreboard you see our name is still up there you know why our name is still up there cuz we ain’t the only one effort up relax we got this let’s play the next hole so who do you think who are the best caddies in the game right now do you have like a top five no because here but here’s the thing see it here’s why it’s hard to do that we jokingly made a like I had a joke with one of the caddies because every time I’d see him I was like hey man you still in the top 50 of Cades he was like n this week I fell out right when you’re a caddy on the PGA tour what makes you a great caddy is being able to give the player you’re cading for what that player needs now if let’s say Xander Sha’s caddy went to caddy for someone else which he’s I mean he’s not going to do that right because they’re they’re good friends too but he can’t caddy the same for Xander that he’s caddying for somebody else like Ted Scott is not doing the same stuff for Scotty that he did for Bubba Watson because they don’t need the same things so like who are some of the best caddies out there so I mean you look at like bones right when he was cading for Justin Thomas he wasn’t doing the same stuff for Justin Thomas that he did for Phil Mickelson would Phil Mickelson have been the golfer that he was without B without bones I’m gonna say hell no no there’s no way but does that make bones like one of the best caddies out on tour you know even though he’s not working right now I I don’t know because every caddy has to give something different depending on what that player needs so I think that’s if you want to see what great caddies are it’s like in the moment in the moment did this guy say exactly what his player needed him to say like you look at a guy like Michael G and Jordan spe would Jordan be the player that he is without Michael gr being the caddy that he was for Jordan I I would venture to say absolutely not it’s why they have stayed together for so long so it’s like um there are all the caddies on the PGA tour the reason that they’re out there is because of how good they are in the moments that they’re needed most yeah and they mess up just like players do one of the greatest lines um Mark Wilson won the Honda one year after his caddy accidentally got him a two-stroke penalty and his caddy was so shook up I mean Chris Jones is name is is in Caddy nickname is crispy and crispy were like after the round was just inconsolable and Mark then during the round looked at him and said hey man I’m gonna mess up a lot more than you it’s okay we’re going to get through this and that was on a Thursday and they won that tournament that week and it was one of the coolest things ever yeah that is very cool um I this has been awesome Michael I have a couple uh last questions uh one of the last questions a rowback question rhob bac.com promo code take 20% off your first purchase qips polos hoodies joggers shorts Great Golf attire I was wearing the roback polo uh yesterday when we were out uh roback.com promo code take does Tiger Woods have any chance of finishing top 20 this might be the US Open course that he does are we say are you saying that to me like are you saying there’s a chance yeah then okay we want him to be in the mix exactly if you’re saying it in that sense is there a chance yes because this is probably of all the US Open venues this might be the easiest of the walks okay and that’s what it takes for Tiger now that’s part of the issue it ain’t the course it’s the walks yeah and the and the stances so when he misses a fairway at Pinehurst like he’s going to be a native area but he’s not going to have some jacked up stance like he would like he would have at the PGA Championship like he did at the Masters like that’s the problem now it’s also a sand based course so if they get really bad weather and the course gets soft then of course it’s going to be an issue but this week too the temperature looks like it’s going to be hot great for Tiger Woods in his back yeah right so if he keeps it in play like Fairways in Greens yeah he can hit the shots so Tiger Woods could win the US Open no take it easy bro relax I didn’t say that now there you go but maybe now now you’re being media now you’re like see don’t do that you come on and say that that’s a bold claim this is good for the headline yeah DN Michael Collins says Tiger Woods can win the us over this year no no I didn’t that ain’t what I said man damn what about what about Max Homer can Max Homer win the US Open this year great caddy Joe’s a great caddy was a great Grinder Man Joe grinder another one that’s the thing like so him and Max are such an amazing team together um you know what yeah I yeah I know a lot of people thought like La was the spot for him and stuff but winning a home game in Golf is impossible yeah it’s just too much like that kind of internal pressure that you put on yourself with all the people that you know are there for you but somewhere like Pinehurst and there ain’t that many cousins and nephews coming out from California be like hey you want to walk around 20 miles past Children of the Corn in the middle of nowhere like nah we good we’ll stay here in La so um if Max’s putter is good that’s what it’ll be for him this week yeah okay last question who do you have to win not name Scotty shord do you have a pick you can’t do Scotty so you’re saying Scotty it’s just Scotty come on man that’s yeah listen when back in the day when it was like that to with tiger and you would be like tiger or the field how many people were like oh it’s the field yeah no you’re right you’re right yeah it’s yeah man it’s how I don’t know how you pick against Scotty and the other thing about this year now because of what happened at the PGA what are we gonna say if Scotty wins the Masters the US Open and the Open Championship I and the reason that he didn’t win the PGA was because of what happened on Friday well off pants got destroyed I don’t know if you saw the picture it was around his ankles all right his pants the whole Louisville Police Department’s pants are around their ankles yeah yeah that’s a Playbook how to beat Scotty shuffler just get him arrested Mayberry RFD hit him up before the round yeah that’s going to be what happens like going into the Open Championship somebody’s gonna make a call to TSA over there and be like yo this dude’s bringing in paraphernalia yeah yeah get him get him he went hunting before you know that means might not want to let him in search him good yeah yeah he’s from Texas has a gun maybe check him out do a double check do a double check um all right well Michael this has been awesome man we really appreciate it uh you do great stuff and uh we’re excited to watch some golf this weekend hey I I’m really excited thanks you guys for having me on man I’ve been wanting to be on y’all show for a while dude so this this means a lot for me to be able to come on and hang out with you guys so anytime bro anytime we we got to in person play around with you yeah you could get us you could get in our head you could tell us psychology of of the golf game yeah you could do every actually that’d be funny you did everything wrong like you tried to [ __ ] us up the most yeah it might make us good that is not a problem that’s not a problem you do that you know you can do that on an interview Saturday or even like when SiriusXM used to make me do pre-round interviews and I was like I’m not doing that cuz you ask the guy the wrong question and you’re in his head and then the next time he sees you he’s like I ain’t talking 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on very special guest recurring guest uh it is 6 16y year NBA Pro Kevin Love Uh Kevin let’s start with that 16 years is that weird to say out loud because you’ve you’ve done the gray hair I I’m graying as well 16 years that’s a crazy amount of time uh is it weird to be like holy [ __ ] this has been 16 years it is and I can remember man it was uh because Kobe came into the league at 17 I believe that his parents actually had to sign his contract at the time uh because you know he wasn’t legally obligated to do so so I remember when he was 34 35 years old uh you know he looked at me and was like Kay love I’ve been in the league half my life and that always stuck with me like you saw LeBron had just done that you had seen in in football that Tom Brady had done it so that had always stuck with me so when I hear that I’ve been in the league 16 years I came in at 19 got drafted at 19 back in 2008 um it’s wild like going into year 17 I’m signed through that uh with the heat I can hope to continue to keep going but that goal for me has always been to say be able to say I’ve played half my life in the NBA that isra but I’m getting old that gray hair is really I mean people you know message me there’ll be guys that uh you know on the other side now which is funny coming up from people like Richard Jefferson who doesn’t have any hair but he’s like man those Grays really come out on TV it like really really sticks out and ages you yeah you should do like a little makeover this offseason just remind people like you’re still young maybe go full bleach like Eminem oh full bleach would be good but I always thought like you know I always saw remember there’s like the Touch of Gray where like the guy that’s Young and Hungry has like the full black jet hair and then the older dude has a full gray hair then they merge them I feel like there’s something there that could be had maybe you guys can yeah oh in the right direction you can go poly walnuts just get the wings on either side that would look strong why not yeah yeah very strong going gray and I I do from time to time will touch it up um but I respect you for not like you’re you know representation matters so seeing you out there running around on the court with gray hair it it helps yeah someday I want to grow up and do that the few the’re proud no question yeah sweet sweet you’re not gonna retire right we can officially you’re officially not gonna retire I hope not um no bam uh actually bam and a bio in our Boston series our only series um had said something in the media about oh you know Kevin said he doesn’t have much time left and that he could be on his way out so that kind of led to a lot of questions of of me possibly retiring but I’m I’m a you know to the wheels fall off I’m gonna make this thing go as long as I possibly can so 16 heading into 17 for a kid from uh Lake o weo Oregon not too bad yeah yeah pretty good what was it like being in in year 16 in Miami because I think a lot of people think Miami great time kind of an easy lifestyle but playing for the heat they do like weigh-ins and stuff right they have they have like a lot of structure around their program was that is that easy for you to translate into and to kind of fit in there as an older guy that’s established your in the league it really did and it was you know it was easy to fit in in terms of it being very refreshing for somebody like me coach fo grew up in Portland Oregan he’s somebody that I’ve I’ve you know watched and admired from afar somebody that back in 2008 they had the second pick I ended up being the fifth pick that you know I was kind of hoping that there was a way I could play myself into that um it ended up being um you know Michael Beasley and then it was OJ mayo the third pick fourth pick Russ and then myself but I’d always looked at the heat as as as a team that you know I potentially um like to play for they have just that ethos of uh they talk about culture all the time but just Championship type mentality attention to detail you know coming every game trying to work no matter who we who’s in who’s out um you know we’re going to give ourselves an opportunity and preparation to win so as far as like falling in love with the game again there’s been different stages in my career where I felt that has happened when I first got to Miami last year I I I really did feel that I I loved not only being in the city being around the fans um you know having my family out there with me but you know playing for such a story franchise that um only has one thing on their mind and that’s to win games and to win championships that was you know just refreshing being around uh that every single day and especially having that full year from training camp all the way on through the playoffs this year was was definitely special yeah so you mentioned your your the one Playoff Series this year obviously last year was uh you guys went went deep all the way the NBA Finals but the Celtics the battles that have happened uh you know that team well they’re in the finals now what what is it about the Celtics that they do so well or different versus everyone else that has them on the cusp of winning an NBA title well they turned and and this is no disrespect to those two guys because they meant so much to them but you know Drew holiday uh and Derek white you had Marcus Smart and Robert Williams turn into those two guys I mean uh excuse me porzingis so and then you have and then you have Derek white and and Drew holiday as their EXA factors those two guys being your ex factors it’s just they do everything right all the time I mean game two was unbelievable to watch Drew operate obviously I’m a fan of his being a UCLA guy a guy that I played against um you know a lot in my career and also growing up having watched him Campbell hall guy in Los Angeles so to see him go 11 for 14 um and have 26 and 11 in game two was it just shows you how deep that their team team is I think that he is Drew has continued to be overlooked um not just in this series but in throughout his entire career as well like he could have been a perennial Allstar a guy that could have asked for more um but he’s certainly um gone throughout his career in the right way and Derek white is somebody who just continues to impress he lit us up uh in the first round and you know when other guys you know weren’t having great g games or um they weren’t shooting well or porzingis Went Out in our series that you know he was able to step up and play extremely well um but back to you know Marcus Martin Robert Williams becoming uh Drew and porzingis they just unlock so much for them when you have a guy that’s 73 and that can stretch the floor and then can allow uh you know Brown and Tatum to operate how they want it’s just impossible to guard yeah and they just throw so many different type of looks at you and um it’s it’s tough It’s why they’ve been the best team all year with the best record yeah yeah well you guys you guys showed the road map of how to beat the Celtics you just don’t miss threes just hit every three-point do you think that the Mavericks should try that they should probably try that I mean what game one I think they were uh what did they shoot six for 26 and then maybe seven for 27 uh in game two maybe I have that flipflop but they haven’t been shooting the ball well from three I mean it’s everybody knows that this game three is going to be the series but they’re a team that that they always talk about Missoula talks about playing the math game they’re going to get their threes up uh they’re going to continue to put guys on the island and then on defense they’re going to switch one through five and try to force you to not get those threes they’re going to try to funnel you towards the hoop funn you towards Horford funn you towards porzingis they’re going to switch they have a big lineup um you know it’s tough to get a lot of uh you know shots off um of them if because they’re crashing from the three-point line and you have to hope that you’re going to get transition threes and easy transition shots against them because they find so many ways to punish you on both sides of the ball but if you don’t generate enough threes and make enough threes you won’t beat them yeah do role players actually play better at home um yeah I think uh I mean jayen Hardy was the only one that really did anything for Dallas in game one I think he had what 13 points and in game two they just there wasn’t really you know much help from that side but then it’s funny you talk about role players six-man like you have porzingis that comes out hits his first few shots ends up getting 20 points in limited minutes I mean that’s it just shows you how good of a team that Boston is but they play they play well at home um I think Dallas will certainly do the same I think they’ll shoot better I think they’ll get more from from their ex factors they were well balanced in game two throughout their starting lineup I think everybody scored double figures but you know they’re going to need more to beat this team game one was certainly ugly game two um was you know better in terms of you know a closer score and they gave them uh it was a lot more competitive game but game three there’s certain things need to happen as we talked about but my boy Kyrie Irving really has to step up in game three I was going to ask that because you obviously know Kyrie very well want a title with him like what do you think it’s as easy as like he had two bad games and he can just flip the switch and like he you know he’s got to because he does have to play better you know going into this series the Celtics are the better team overall if Luca and Kyrie can play out of their mind they have a Fighter’s chance but right now Kyrie just hasn’t played well he hasn’t played well and I was he 6 for 19 and then 7even for 18 in game two I you know it’s it’s it’s not only about hitting shots he needs to you know when they come to double him or they switch off onto him he has to continue to create like I was waiting in all the series leading up to the finals you always saw he kind of just let the game come to him in the first half and the second half he exploded and then so I was just sitting there the first two games waiting for it waiting for it waiting for it and yeah he did have two bad games obviously he has the history there in Boston I know he wants to prove himself and I don’t care what says he he he doesn’t care maybe he likes those guys on that team but he doesn’t care for the city um obviously to you know like we said tomorrow game three is is is the series they have to win that one but in order for that to happen Kyrie has to be himself and he just wasn’t in in those first two games it’s as simple as that his shot making and his uh you know leadership this year has taken such a uh a huge stride and and and really taking that team to the next level but it has to be that Batman and Robin with with him and Luca and Luka has again more than done his part and he’s been excellent in these playoffs and um yeah he needs he needs uh Kyrie to be his wingman yeah Luka might be the best player in the world right now do you have a a top five oh a top five in the world yeah yeah top five in the world Joker is yeah yeah Joker is but I’m always like all things considered right so I think you know Joker is up there certainly Luca SGA uh uh and beid um Giannis Giannis I mean like in that Health plays a factor too so like yeah Joel when he’s at in Peak form yeah and he’s feeling good like if he was healthy throughout the playoffs I I believe that they they do beat the Knicks but then the Knicks it’s like they have guys banged up R Randall’s out so everyone get with teams as well everybody gets I mean look at us Jimmy was out um Terry roier was out so you know I think that that that Health plays you know a big part in all that but top top five yeah i’ probably say those guys um yeah and I mean maybe not in that order but it’s it’s pretty close yeah it’s definitely those five though what yeah go ahead uh did you watch the uh the end of the Timberwolves Maverick series when Rudy goer was trying to play defense on on Luca and you were like I did that against Steph Curry I did I I didn’t say exactly that when Rudy was guarding him but I uh I I don’t know was kind of torn on how I felt about you know if I wanted the Timberwolves to to win or not because I I do like the way how that you know the way that their team is built Anthony Edwards how can you not enjoy watching him and love watching him play and as a competitor um you know they play in different ways I like how Nas Reed Jay mcdels all those guys play but yeah I think you get put on that island by somebody like Luca it’s like I said I just you know we’ve gone over that play in 16 probably 200 times within the uh film sessions the scouting reports the walkthroughs so you know when I switched out onto Steph during that possession I kind of just try to keep my feet down force him into a tough shot and listen he just missed the shot everybody said oh this is great stop he kept his feet down but he just missed a shot yeah no you locked him up you locked him up come on I lo yeah I locked his ass up but at at the end of the day like what do you if you’re Rudy gobear on any guard trying to switch out he was an island I don’t know what they were what they were doing where the help was why they switched off but I think I don’t know if it was McDaniels or who it was that they had gotten the switch and when you slow it down you had kind of seen his face just like oh man [ __ ] here we go again yeah and that was it yeah uh all right so in terms of like the Mavericks in that locker room right now because you obviously famously you were on a team that was down two games you were down 3-1 in the series against the Warriors I know there’s the whole we can’t I but what is it actually like is there is there a nervous energy of like we’re we’re up against it right now for sure and I think that’s also healthy right it you it’s important to you you want to feel like all right our back’s up against the wall and you know I’ve been on teams where not only 16 but even you know last year when everybody counted us out and we made that finals run our backs were against the wall um and we felt like that we felt like you know it’s just going to be us we have to step up we have to play better but we can also especially at home you know play into our crowd we’re going to need them it does matter home court advantage does matter um but everybody has to play their best and I think in some ways you also have to play like there’s there’s nothing to lose at the same time you have to play free because you know you can’t go out there and be be shooting under 30% from three and and expect to win so you have to be loose you have to be be free and I think speaking of Kyrie irvid too I think he has to you know because he’s done it all year been been a real leader uh for this team and he’s going to have to come out tomorrow and show them the way because he’s he’s won a championship he knows what it takes he’s played extremely well in the finals um a few times and I think he’s going to be the one that’s going to have to set the tone for him but I do think there’s you know a the healthy emotions and the the appropriate fear of hey if we don’t win this game you know this is probably it so I think the Celtics also know and Missoula also know like Hey we’re g this is going to be their Haymaker tomorrow that they’re going to throw and we have to withstand that but um I know that Jason kid will have him have him ready for tomorrow and on the reverse side I mean you’ve been in series where you’re up 20 do you find yourself having like like uh we aren’t playing with the same urgency because it does feel like that’s the the path here for the Mavs they obviously have to win game three and then you’re hoping that game four is tight and you you can you know go from there because there always does feel that Psych iology of game three going back home other teams up 20 maybe they’re not playing with this type of focus and energy that they should have yeah I think it’s you know some people’s natural instinct is to relax or to think it it it comes I shouldn’t say easy but um you know our our our route here to you know potentially winning a game three which could be a series and and Championship uh deciding game um you know just to pull it back a little bit is probably all that um you know a team like Dallas needs to you know use their crowd to use the city to use everybody you know stepping up and playing well to their advantage but I I do believe that there is something certainly to that when you when you talk about um you know the psychology of the game you you you see that happen a lot guys just it’s a natural instinct just to relax all we’re up 20 we have some breathing room but I I do believe that you know Tatum Brown for for the guys that been there a while are going to make sure that uh that isn’t the case but until you actually get out there lace them up and and toss the ball up you just never know yeah yeah uh it’s going to be interesting and you were talking about Kyrie’s leadership ability that he has this year or seems to have he seems like he’s kind of matured a whole lot this season we were saying that actually he uh he needs to get back to like the wild Kyrie like the completely at least for this series yeah just go unhinged bring the sage out just yeah you know bring them bring the walking stick in like if you do that and change that Dynamic say the Earth is flat again I think we might have a 40-point game out of cut yeah I like that he he absolutely should but when you were playing with him he might have been just a different guy because you you know you mature as you get older it’s kind of human nature was he uh is he a vocal leader do you know about him being like a very vocal presence in the locker room at shoot around or did he like keep to himself most often most often he kept to himself um but I think to his point he knew when when when he spoke up or when he spoke up that um which wasn’t often that guys were going to listen because you know he he kind of um you know would catch you off guard when he did that so you wanted to um you know kind of hang on his every word because he you knew that it must have really been important to him for him to say something but I think he always at least when he was around us led by example and was one of those guys that was just incredible to to to play with and to watch I tell everybody all the time I’ve never seen a better first of all people talk about handle talk about game uh I think everybody says it now but we looked at him and said man if he was 6’5 or 66 he’d be you know Kobe and he already is you know so skilled he has a crazy postup game handle shot selection U best under the rim finisher that I’ve ever seen and in a five on five type of situation or scenario uh in practice I’ve never seen anybody better I’ve never seen anybody better than Kyrie Irving yeah what so uh question about coaching during the finals or the playoffs in general has there been a specific moment where uh one of your coaches gave you guys a adjustment that like unlocked everything because I I never know I I see you see adjustments throughout the series but I never know how much it’s overrated or it’s underrated if if the coaching in a Series game to game really does get a team like oh that once they made this switch it just changed everything yeah and I think now when you have all these Advanced analytics and you have numbers that tell a story there certainly are more adjustments uh to be made but you know it’s such a you know a small ball and switching type of League now that you have to find ways to you know take advantage of that um you know as well as you know understand what where and what the other team where they’re getting their best um you know where they’re functioning at their best and where they’re getting their most points per possession you know depending on where we’re sending a guy are we sending help are we going to double team them or we’re going to trap them or we’re going to send the low man I mean there’s so many different things um depending on the matchup that dictate what those you know different changes are going to be throughout uh the course of a game the course of a series uh could be a lineup change there’s just so many different decision that have to be made throughout the course of a seven game series and I’m sure there’s one coming here in game three what that is I don’t know I think Boston obviously is going to run it back and play the same way but uh Jason kid is going to find a way to uh you know unlock them on the offensive end which is um you know gonna be huge for them in game three yeah I mean he already tried that Jaylen Brown is the best team on or player on the Celtics did you think that was a little desperate do you think that was a little desperate because it’s like it was G after game W and also those guys we were we were joking on on Sunday like it feels like it was maybe like three or four years too late to do that because it it might have worked four years ago with those two guys but it feels like they’ve been through so many wars together and matured so much that they are kind of in I think yeah they don’t care anymore and they just want to win they don’t care yeah and it’s funny they I think uh the the it was posed to Drew Drew holiday like hey did you hear what Jason Jason kid had said about uh Jaylen Brown being the best player he’s like well he is like okay what’s the followup to that there’s no followup and then you know T Tatum after game too was like man goly I I need to he literally said GOI too that’s not me saying that he said uh you know he’s like I need to make some shots but he’s like if why is it why am I focusing on myself right now making shots where we’re winning two basketball games other guys are playing great and we you know haven’t won a championship um what in 15 six what however many years it’s been 08 um why would I care about myself missing shots right now so Jay I mean JB has been J Brown’s been great for them throughout the playoffs and at times he really is their best player so I do think it was yeah maybe a few years too late there’s you know too much Scar Tissue there’s too many layers to be peeled back uh you know after so many tough losses for them whether in the finals Eastern Conference Finals um that no they don’t they don’t care they don’t give a [ __ ] yeah yeah um probably smart on their part like they’ve dealt with this enough if you say at the start of a season maybe it gets in the guy’s head but they’re like this is too important right now we’re in the NBA finals this is what we work for those mind game Jason kid’s gonna need to like spill a couple more Gatorades I think like Step Up step up the Gatorade throw smart man yeah smart that’s a great adjustment I’ve never seen that before yeah it was it was really good uh gotta ask you about Bill Walton so you guys have the the UCLA connection um bill was I I we can’t call him a friend of ours we had him on the show one time but he’s such a unique dude and uh an interesting person that he’s a guy that will leave a mark on you whenever you meet him I’m assuming you got to spend a fair amount of time with Bill and just curious to know from your perspective like any any great Bill Walton stories or anything that’s going to stick with you about getting to hang out with him just the type of person he was I think that I was very fortunate to to have been around him and got to spend time around uh coach wooden and Bill Walton at the same time which for um a 17-year-old was incredibly special I think at the time you know I like to say it wasn’t lost on me but looking back and really understanding um who they were and what they meant to the game of basketball obviously coach would in the overall game but certainly the college basketball game but Bill just everywhere I mean he was a force force of nature somebody who was bigger than the game itself uh made people feel a certain way uh not only about him but about life every time you were around him you just felt like what life is supposed to be about like the goodness of him and him but I can remember the first time that I I spoke to him was when I was 16 years old I was getting um recruited by by UCLA coach Ben hen was um you know he wanted to me to to to take a call and you know it was about a 30 minute call because Bill uh likes to speak and he just told me probably two minutes about UCLA basketball a couple minutes about you know coach wooden and the tradition of Excellence but then he spoke about Pet Sounds The Grateful Dead the beach Boys in that era for about 25 minutes and I was like man wasn’t that that guy was special um but he was just somebody who um again I watched growing up I watched the Boston Celtics Outlet drills I watched him on that 86 team uh you know being a six-man they always said playing when he wanted to leaned on stories about him from Kevin mccale my first year uh in Minnesota obviously furthering the big man Tradition at UCLA was a huge thing for me um me going there in’ 0708 and seeing his photo everywhere hearing all the stories and it’s funny I know I’m a little bit all over the map here but Bill was he’s just a a very special guy that meant so much to the league and he will be uh Solly missed for sure yeah um all right so Kevin this has been awesome we we love having you on I had one last question for you it’s a rowback question rhob bac.com promo code take 20% off your first purchase qips polos hoodies joggers shorts roback.com promo code take uh go right now so the Olympics coming up you are you waiting to see if you make the team I’m not gonna make the team this time we need to stand up for Kevin Love like people are doing for Caitlyn Clark being like this [ __ ] if you want to grow the game you have love in the Olympics you know saying yeah this is [ __ ] but you did win a gold medal uh in 2012 in London how awesome is it playing on the Olympic team just being like we’re [ __ ] we’re so much better than everyone it’s pretty awesome I mean but you know and a lot of these teams that that you play against especially now the the world game across the board has gotten so much better um and you see of of those players that we mentioned earlier in the top five were there four four out of the five um non-american yeah right so it’s amazing to see where the game has gone even since 2012 uh with the Olympics in 2010 where the the World Championships where the game has grown to and also crazy you know when you when I look at those photos and you know you look to your left or your left you look to your right and you’re like okay it’s Kobe keev young Kevin Durant it’s LeBron it’s Carmelo it’s Russell Westbrook yeah it’s just like it’s pretty wild to see um you know just how good that team was but now you look in 2024 what that team is going to look like if MB does indeed play um you know in the starting five and throughout their entire team who they’re going to put on the floor is really going to be um you know special to watch and even though I didn’t get picked for the team I will still tune in and make sure that I’m uh I’m checking that out although the the the women’s I don’t know if kayin Clark’s are on the team I might not watch yeah that’s what everyone say we’re all boycotting yeah yeah I’m boycotting uh do do you agree that if Jason Tatum was from Eastern Europe that he would be in the top five that he would be in the top five yeah a lot of people are having the conversation if he was from Eastern European is it anti-American bias Hank is just mad Hank is mad because Jason Tatum is the sixth best guy or seventh best player in the league and he gets upset that people don’t put him as the third best player no I that’s this this is a lie they’re gas there’s levels to this there’s a lot of chatter that yeah if you know best player best team should he be in the top five plays defense unlike Luca play Oh Hanks get spicy Hanks that’s got to mean something no I think listen it’s yeah it’s it’s tough to say I I feel like this leag is so it’s so much based on like your your scoring output now all the rules everything is pretty much you know manufactured in order for guys to score so I think you look at a guy like Luca who’s averaging you know he’s averaging 30 then 31 32 33 34 35 points a game you know and yeah he’s they basically put him uh on the you know weak side block to play defense so he just kind of has to bad guys in the but he gets to save all his energy for offense offense is his defense but no I I get what you mean like Missoula he does a great job of making sure that everybody that comes in you you have to you have to guard your man and if you switch you have to you have to you know make it hard for the next guy I think Tatum does a really good job of that but yeah it’s I think it’s hard for a lot of people to um put him in their top five and is that fair I don’t know but if he ends up winning a championship I don’t really think he’ll give a [ __ ] we need we need we need this and you won’t either Hank yeah you won’t either we need this uh we need the maps to least win one game because it sucks that we’re two games into the NBA finals and we’re doing uh like where’s Jason Tatum ranked but that’s what Hank does to us shut up I don’t I have never cared about the r gas I’m a team guy I’m a results guy I just want to win Kevin Kevin I got two games in they have to win and Hank’s like hey I know a guest we should have on it’s Kevin Love yeah yeah he is our producer yeah oh when when it comes to the Olympics what was that like for you did you have to stay in the same Olympic Village as like every other athlete or was there a special section for multi-millionaire Superstar basketball players uh the latter there was a special section for us um you know kind of in the epicenter of of of London at the time so we uh we didn’t have we didn’t stay in the uh the lipic village which was uh upsetting because it was I mean it’s like you’re you’re you know back in a college type atmosphere and um you’re in you’re in the dorms andh you just get to be around every other country every other athlete and you know kind of break bread with them but we uh we visited but we usab we kind of had our spot off to the side and um took a bit little bit tougher uh route logistically to get to where we needed to be but again staying in the village would have been uh an experience yeah all right well Kevin thank you as always man we appreciate it when uh the Heat come to town next year in Chicago you got to come in come by and check out the new office we’ll uh maybe we 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show with pardon your take uh breaking moose what’s breaking moose breaking Aaron Rogers is not attending mini camp and it is not excused per Robert Salah so he’s going to get fined he said Rogers had a previous engagement an event that is important to him wait mini camp no one goes to mini camp it’s not excused it’s not excused he’s at an event who cares the iasa Olympics he’s probably doing some politics stuff maybe maybe at the sphere company why would he why would why would Robert why would he just say it’s excused and not make it a whole like you’re just basically asking for it to be a headline for no reason yeah good job memes way to figure it out yeah is a nothing Burger nothing Burger nothing he he’s been to all voluntary uh OTAs unexcused right so but that’s our point if it’s a nothing Burger why wouldn’t you just make it a nothing Burger yeah and should he should have just said it’s excuse and then you give FL the floros of the world a headline oh the floros right right what does that mean the floros how many floros are there there’s so many floros okay name so many floros who are your top three floros right now uh based on the two I saw uh so florio’s one uhuh okay Matt Miller he’s an NFL scout wait florio’s the number one Florio florio’s number one Florio okay still mat Matt Miller two I just saw I think he works for ESPN and Diane Rini Diane is the number three Florio yeah wow sounds like a little anti-italian bias there you Matt Miller include rich seini in there threw Matt Miller in there a rich is fine so wow Diana is the damn number three Florio brutal okay we got a lot of floros out there lot of floros also Max what’s this uh Ben Simmons Jason Tatum thing you keep retweeting I didn’t people people kept tagging me in it and I just wanted to tell them to stop tagging me okay so what is it uh it was just a it was just like a stat line that said that Ben Simmons had better stats than Jason Tatum does in these playoffs in what way or in the finals Ben Simmons was in the finals no no no just like in his career compared to these finals Jason regular season career Jason Tatum was just playing like Ben Simmons in these finals he’s averaging almost a triple double so did Ben Simmons in the regular season yeah but that and what happened in the playoffs I told people to stop tagging me do you think that this is a good strategy to get people to stop tagging you and stuff yes I didn’t I wanted them to stop all add how much people hate like really just no but like even I’m reading the first question that memes sent memes hands Pixies and he goes hey PMT boys and Mavs Max my take is that Jason Tatum is the NBA equivalent of Brock pie like that is just you have to reach so hard as a hater to come to that conclusion you really do I respect it though same with Ben Simmons I respect it he’s a he’s a system guard or system number three it’s the okay but Hank you are partially to blame for this no yes you are because the Jason Tatum discourse sucks because people try to put him in this top three top five range he’s not but there’s a big differ like J I think the aw leader of the team that’s the best team in the NBA and then potentially wins the NBA Championship yeah those conversations deserve to be had Luca doesn’t play defense Jason Tatum is awesome Jason Tatum is it not on the same level as Luca and and joic and like Giannis it’s just not the same but I don’t really care as much about the individual disc the problem I just want the Celtics to win but the problem is whenever no but it’s crazy how much people like Jason that’s not true because every time I’ve said when I said Luca was better than Tatum you’re like you’re a [ __ ] Tatum hater you got mad at me for that yeah okay so then it’s not true that like that’s my point is that you get when I say people just diminish him they gave him like oh he’s not a [ __ ] top five top 10 like Shay has been good for one year but when I say that’s not true when I say that top five level no but he’s been he’s not it’s not just this is the first year that he’s ever been good at basketball as a top five player uh he was really good the year wasn’t he really good the year before and actually I would not say he was a top five player in no he wasn’t but Tatum is not Tatum is not a top five player either he’s like seven which is fine which is awesome but that’s it’s close enough where the conversation could be had no I think there’s levels to it that it’s very different but putting Shai in there and just being like Oh yeah he’s 100% top five good year wait I didn’t say shay was was was in the top five right now got it I also you you pretending like you don’t get triggered anytime anyone says anything even remotely bad about Tatum is a [ __ ] people saying it’s Max you’re right Max loves this because he knows I’m right you’re a liar for I am open to criticism I’m open to discourse once you throw not true once you throw up Ben Simmons Ben Simmons for the record I said I didn’t want people to tag me in that but you’re you’re you’re being completely disingenuous gas no no I’m not you’re Hank Hank’s saying I am completely open to open to criticism is ridiculous I take more criticism than anyone else this is yeah you’re not open to it I’m super open to it bring it on brought on me every day you invite criticism but yeah exist that’s the issue yeah that’s it also the stat comparison is it’s very funny because it’s comparing Tatum’s finals of which we have a a sample size of two games well no he falls gets Warriors oh no 2024 finals it’s it’s just this year’s finals and it’s being compared to Simmons entire rookie year and also only outside of the restricted area so they just kind they kept throwing like little cab there I defended Tatum’s game two performance when people were saying he was trash you you’re be you are disingenuous you are that’s not true you are because you anytime I would say that Tatum is not in that upper upper level you’d be like you [ __ ] just hate him the rest is still Unwritten calling him 67 is not an insult I never said it was yes you have but I think a conversation could be made for Kum top five so the the fact is his game too if if you’re just basing him is in the an average player or not an like the the standard average matter matter played a game compared to average he did not play a good game compared to like what you would expect from a stay healthy should matter sure but the guys on your team matter the Celtics have an awesome team Tatum’s an awesome player he’s not the same as the top three or four guys in the league you’re making people hate Jason tat yes that’s my point he has made it because I’m reacting to he wants Jason Tatum to be considered in the level of the best player in the league he’s just not but that’s okay it doesn’t M it doesn’t mean that he’s bad he’s really [ __ ] good he’s going to have a career where he’s like the fifth to seventh best player for a decade plus it’s going to be a Hall of Fame career you said five six to seventh best player for a decade plus it’s crazy how up you are on anytime somebody hates on Jason Tatum they’re really hating on Hank and you’re you’re be you’re becoming an avatar of uh of everybody that is pain in the ass to root for Hank yeah whatever I don’t I’m just I’m just defending my guy uh which I respect what is your guys thoughts on if college football did a March Madness style bracket was 68 instead of their playoffs you’d have so much football and hit on so many overs OE from Canada are talking about the regular season yeah that would be the regular season football wouldn’t work what do you think is the perfect number of teams for for college football playoffs I kind of like 12 I think 16 get four extra games I kind of I kind of like 12 number they need to I think they need to get rid of um they need to get rid of the conference Championship because that feels like it should just be the top two or automatically in like the the conference Championship should actually be the third and the fourth best team playing to get into the college football playoff not the first and second that would get like Michigan and Ohio State though are going to be playing for say Michigan Ohio State played for a conference Championship they’re both already going to be in the playoff yeah so it’s like an added game that doesn’t really I know it’s the home home field advantages at stake but I would I the only thing I would like to see is like I would like I I’m always in favor of as many ways for teams to play their way in yeah leave it less to the voters it would be weird though if it was a conference Championship and it was the third and the fourth best you just didn’t call it a confence championship game you just called it a a playin game yeah right so you know what I mean like I I I like being able to play as many games on the field as possible so it’s not a judge judged like oh this team’s resumee versus this team’s resume just play it out yeah maybe get Florida State to play against the second place team in the Big 10 and then Florida State can beat them then they’re in 16 teams 16 12 to 16 is good but I I hope they don’t expand it any further than that no no I I I think that’s the limit because once you get past 12 16 it’s teams that are have some big flaws that that would really I don’t think like deserve to play for a uh National Title hey big cat PFT Hank and my brother Max from Philly not enough people are talking about how Luca doesn’t play defense and that if Jason Tatum was Europe then everyone would be glazing him as hard as wait I thought me set it up for you yeah this was a good one oh interesting if Jason Tatum was European if he was if he was Slovak what would happen you didn’t even read the Brock py one yeah you didn’t read the Brock well yeah I stopped at the first sentence because it was so stupid yeah right but you it basically just said that Brock py has good players around him and he’s a good player but he has good players around him which makes him a better player but remember Hank’s open to criticism he just won’t finish the question well you just started screaming GED that I’m disingenuous no you said that bold that’s a those are fighting words you are I’m not I’m genuis as [ __ ] okay Brock py was almost the MVP true take that as a compliment yeah top would you say that Brock p is one of the top three QBs at any point it’s it’s the no I would not oh interesting and the fact that like it’s he said nothing but success Brock Pie has not had nothing but success he literally has had nothing but success a six round pick he was a six round pick draft draft order now well yeah if he had nothing but success he would have been successful in college he would have been successful you know he would have got drafted higher how far how successful was Jason Tatum in college he scored a lot he was good Brock P drafted three uh awl Robbie for Mass which will happen first the process being completed or maxing the lottery ball oh that’s a good question the problem is the process we’ve talked about this will never be complete they can keep it going forever it’s always up for debate yeah yeah it’s really the butterfly effect unless they win then then it’s complete then it’s complete yeah but that’s not going to happen yeah all right last one what’s up matd my theories if Tennessee Titans draft Matt liner not Vince Young the Titans would have won at least won Super Bowl no 0304 USC wins The Natty back toback 05 the Titans hire Norm Chow USC makes it back the NAT and 05 but narrowly lose to Texas the the tits owner Bud Adam being a Texas guy drafts young with third overall the tits end up drafting Lindell white in the second and linhard won 10th overall now you cannot tell me if we had almost three Pete national champ OC Heisman QB backup PowerBack and two years later draft cj2k that the tits wouldn’t have at least won one Super Bowl it’s some all-time fan fiction these are also the years Titans had Bullock kvb and pft’s boy Albert Haworth on defense interested to hear your thoughts uh so basically you’re saying like just keep USC together yeah yeah they’re trying to do they’re do with the Eagles they’re like the eagles no the Knicks the Eagles too but Nicks with Georgia yeah but yeah Nicks with Nova uh I don’t I don’t mind this level of cope because then you can just look back and say yeah we basically basically won a Super Bowl yeah but also Vince Young was very very good his rookie year yeah he he showed some promise yeah and did he win rookie of the year he did yeah and now he’s reduced to playing pro AMS on uh the golf tour yeah doing interviews wasn’t he on Madden cover he was yes he was wow uh Hank do you feel like we we didn’t end this this thing no we’re good we got two games left Ro I just can’t wait for him to drop like 2 40 pieces and in wins and then it’s like so and what happens if he doesn’t and we win the championship then he’s still the leader of a championship team Hank have you thought about what has to happen if you if the Celtics win yes someone reminded me that yeah you have to shave your head okay great yeah I’ll get to it good wait when what do you mean you’ll get to it I mean we just don’t like I’ll get to it you’re just never going to do it eventually when’s When’s that you you told Derek white you would do it and I will and we’ll have Derrick White back on and be like where why isn’t your head shaved if he’s if he’s if he’s here if he comes back in here I’ll no no you said that you would do it I will do it I that’s my when he no I give you my word that I will shave my head if the Celtics win a championship so when he comes back on the show you’ll make sure that your head shaved for him I will do it are you saying that you’re not going to do it now I will do it so are but when Derek white is back on the show after the Celtics win the title and he’s like Hey where’s my guy Hank he still doesn’t have a perm so like I have at least two years I don’t know when when that bet was from but you’ve given me a 2-year window to shave my head all time def once once you get the perm that’s when the window closed that’s statue limitation when we have to pay off our bets get the per call the perm get the perm people I’m will willing to do the perm at any time he’s always been willing to do the that’s what I’m saying like I will shave my head I will definitely shave my head memes told me was happening in the live stream when I got the tattoo I was ready to do both don’t know what happened to the perm person yeah but don’t but but once you close the perm bet then that’s the window that I have to shave my head this no Hank you’re being now you’re being disingenuous he’s being he’s being very dis genous as [ __ ] all day you’re the you’re the leader of the show Hank you are the host of part of my take you’re the host you’re being disingenuous Hank no I’m being genous I don’t think it’s a word it is and Hank’s being it it’s literally just look at Hank right now disingenuous wait you don’t think disingenuous is a wordi genous oh no genous definitely not a word no but that’s fine genuine genuine genuine yeah he’s being a genuine genine wona Rider go you that it is wona Jud that’s where I learned wiona still but that doesn’t it’s Winona Rider she’s gonna she’s gonna take whatever I call her disingenuous I’m a man of my word what bet have I not paid up on wait we need to go back and look at at the actual transcript of that because I’m did you say that there was like a time frame when you shave your head no yeah right after no as you guys were saying it I knew stop it like oh that was a perm bet you knew in the back of your head that the perm bet was well it’s like you guys have set the example you guys are the leaders of have I not done I don’t know I could I could find something okay but PFT like I’m will Factor fiction like there’s not there’s not much I can perm hurts the perm hurts HS if there’s a perm if there’s a perm capable person that’s in the building right now I’ll get a perm right now it’s never been I’ve never tried to stop the perm I’ve actively encour all right let’s finish up numbers I will shave my head if the Celtics win a championship if for Derek White when he comes back on next season no do you think that maybe you don’t have a choice like again like you can talk you can if you’re upset with me get upset with him all right so you’re upset with me look in the mirror buddy worst case scenario when was the perm that was the Eagles so that’s octob November December January February March April May June eight months okay great middle of December look at the transcript Hank said yeah I’ll shave my head when we win when you said when we win all right numbers eight 18 203 did you say 20 I said 20 I’ll do 56 yeah you paused on it I don’t know what was going on there yeah that’s on me you ever gotten it 99 do you want to switch I just said that no oh you did no you you don’t want to switch uh 88 21 oh 44 M halfway there damn love you guys
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Joey sold out 🏴☠
Wow almost 3 hours thank you PMT
PFT with the Arian Foster webcam angle
Oooph PFT straight embarrassed with that pronunciation of Winona. Haha. Holy shit. He really thought it was Whynona.
Pug truly is a real one #99
Big Cat rushed both interviews. Kinda ruined it
Hank is almost always wrong but he is completely correct about the perm. He has no time limit
How come no ones talking avout Luka getting tatum to switch on him every chance he gets
How is it last year Joey attacked a vegan protester at the contest and this year he takes a vegan sponsorship? Maybe he was fired cus this was one big setup he was part of?
Speaking of top 5, “ Genuous as fuck” is a top 5 Hankism. At least 6 or 7
100% feel Pug on the ticket situation. Been there with a friend and it's the worst feeling wanting to ask but not knowing how or when or why. And then offering money gets weird because they say no but you know they want to recoup something on tickets
pre jacking cocky hank i see
I hate jason tatum because of hank, solely his fault and im not wven joking
Hank saying he can take criticism is better than big cat saying he doesn’t root for other people to lose
Hank should shave his beard
Hank is a fucking idiot Tatum does not touch Shai
SGA is not top 5, tatum clears him by a mile
Michael Collin’s is the man
We’ve all been pug at one point in our careers. If only he knew how happy big cat was to help out
Snarp being talked about on PMT trolling Barkley 😂
Is there another Writer Cup this year? If so anyone know when?
I fucking hate Hank
What does a soccer coach do?
Pug having 2 tickets and needing 3 is just the That 70’s Show episode when they go to the packer game with a couple tickets but the whole gang needs to get in
The entire Joey chestnut billionaire rant was insane
Hank is starting to become unbearable. I’ve started to turn the show off in the last 20 minutes when he starts to talk. He talks in circles, doesn’t realize that he’s contradicting almost every point he makes, last but not least he puts on this persona that he’s an intellectual but doesn’t know the English vocabulary. A small piece of advice Hank, everyone that’s been watching barstool for atleast a decade knows you’re a goober, I’m not sure when you started to take yourself so serious, be yourself.
This is a fun show but when you start to chime in it changes the vibe completely. Max, Memes, and Pug can do the job time for you to step out.
SGA and Tatum were literally NBA First team this year
Hank is starting to become unbearable. I’ve started to turn the show off in the last 20 minutes when he starts to talk. He talks in circles, doesn’t realize that he’s contradicting almost every point he makes, last but not least he puts on this persona that he’s an intellectual but doesn’t know the English vocabulary. A small piece of advice Hank, everyone that’s been watching barstool for atleast a decade knows you’re a goober, I’m not sure when you started to take yourself so serious, be yourself.
This is a fun show but when you start to chime in it changes the vibe completely. Max, Memes, and Pug can do the job time for you to step out.
Max>Hank
Pug is the man
Hanks hate just for the city of philly is at an all time high
How can Tatum be top 5 in the league, when he isn't even the best player on Boston?
Competitive eating is an embarrassment
One of my favorite things to do while watching PMT is seeing which “chapter” of the episode we are on while talking about something completely unrelated
Jalen Hurts is much more of a system QB than Purdy, but for 2 football seasons Purdy has been questioned and challenged at every step.
Tatum is much the same. He's great and his team is great, but he's not one of the cool guys so every accomplishment is questioned.
I want to be angry at Hank for being so ridiculously stupid. But this is totally something I would do.
We don't hate Tatum, we hate hank
If any other guy in the top 5 had the other 4 boston starters they would all win
#ReplaceHankWithJOC
Interns thought they moved into Real World/Road Rules challenge house.
Shai 3rd MVP voting followed by 2nd MVP voting two years in a row. Leading the youngest team in the league to the play in and then the #1 seed in the west. Read a book Hank
I’m with PFT on the Winona thing lol