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watch out for an aging Ronaldo oh my God I actually think you that one you’ve watched that it’s all the that one to watch article out the sevener on your list he’s got in terms of like a dark horse guys now I know mine I’ve got Scotland losing to Italy in the round of 16 but feel like Scotland getting out that group would be quite impressive so I’ve got them I’ve got them as a dark horse because if you got a Midfield of Ryan Christie John mcin Scott mcom and Billy Gilmore I think they can really do it w you really did put notes on the table that’s yeah honestly I’ve got faith in SC mine Switzerland but unfortunately we’re going to have to pack them in in the quarterfinal they just yeah they are very solid they’re very dependable still playing yeah they got a Ki yeah do you uh do you want to know mine is I’d love to know yours is it um do it bing with an air it does it’s Alania Albania my darkes they conceded only four goals in qualifying top in their group for I think the first time ever do you know their manager again you know who that manager is ex Arsenal left back G kichi no sveno is it really svino is a manager he’s got he’s got the best win percent rate uh in Albanian history you just been Googling I’ve been researching I’ve researched into this they’ve got the the Atlanta Captain um how do you pronounce his name Jim City yeah yeah yeah J yeah whatever Fresh Off winning the Europa League uh they do struggle to score their scoring record isn’t great but the Euro that’s all right but they’ve got broa who’s a capable Striker very and they’ve got this guy called assani yeah goal and assist against have you seen his [ __ ] I’ve seen a Tik Tok compilation of the other day he’s [ __ ] he might be the best fan in the world why to you know where he plays he plays in South Korea he does yeah he was he was playing in Hungary last year this sounds like he’s convinced in a kitchen at 6 a.m. trust me guys Albia he’s a bit of he’s a bit of a he’s a bit of a Maverick he reminds me a bit of a left footed Jason kumas look they they are in a tough group however I don’t I don’t I think CA are an aging squad on paper is a tough group I don’t think Italy are as good as many teams of Italy in the past Euros well I don’t think they were that good last you know what I mean like I think look it’s a long shot I think they can definitely get thir third but I’m backing him to get second and get to the quarterfinals yeah man come on the albanians I think that was a pretty good cat that was good I you convinced me I think they’re I wanted to put turkey because turkey do have a decent chance as well but they just I’m wounded from last time any shouts for Serbia Dark Horses they’re always pipped as like the yeah I think any of the other three you’d favor Denmark though wouldn’t you how’s milinkovic Savage been doing is he he’s you’re such a FIFA Merchant man no he went over to Saudi did he though how’s he been MIT cuz we wanted him and then he [ __ ] off the money yeah mitovich is class I I always want rude for Serbia just for mitovich but it’s uh demarker again they’re just pretty solid though AR they to be fair with the Euros there’s actually there’s not many like stinkers agre it’s a lot more well-rounded in the World Cup like you’re not going to get aatar or [ __ ] probably is the weakest team in the tournament right done anything yeah but again like who do we know many other players can you name a single other Georgian player no yeah good times um who do you think well we done underperform you think Portugal I think Portugal going be the biggest FL alongside Belgium I think you’re so wrong on Portugal not even like they flatter to deceive every tour Ron out the team their team’s still [ __ ] CL no I’m joking about Ronaldo their team is still class but what look at the World Cup they they they always flatter to deceive they they nearly went out in the group say in the World Cup they get bullied oh no no was it when was it Garner when they play they should have lost I remember the Garner game they should have lost they got battered and Garner just couldn’t score and they got a late penalty and whatever that won the game but oh went through I don’t yeah but Theo we’re looking at I think you’re wrong about put a really most likely none of the big teams will flop I’ve got Italy as that team who under the fact that they are current champions of the tournament what what our thoughts on Spain Spain Spain I’ve got them going out to Germany with it being I think Germany will be they been inour I can’t remember yeah no I think they lost to Morocco in the world cupen they’re a weird team where fell off for a few years like Italy where they I’ll answer your question if you if you want to know they went out to Morocco in the World Cup on penalties and then they lost in the semi-finals last Euros to Italy okay it was extra time as I W it marata scored so they they they’re always there thereabouts but yeah i’ got the star man the yeah they have yeah they do they do and speaking of which guys we’re going to do our little uh Dark Horse in of players and who’s going to three players to watch yeah I’ve got three players to watch guys why we haven’t done we no there’s and shock xit yeah we’ve got a couple Dark Horse players who are not players to watch their Dark Horses so my dark horses how uh how obvious have you gone with this oh there’s only I’m not being funny Lads before you all start crying I don’t know the Romanian right back so I have gone for names you’ve probably heard of all right my uh Dark Horse players which is different to the ones to look out for right I’ve gone John M uh you joking Floren ver Ronaldo it’s three do three and three players it’s I thought it’s play players to watch out for I’ve just got the no no no because I thought we had up here it was meant to be it’s three players player and team oh I just put I put a ki’s oh okay well I actually had a dark horse as e if he goes if he’s in the squad that’s he was [ __ ] um he was class he was class he was do you know what like you weren’t afraid to just run and run out people and like flare says just name three players watch out for okay well I’ve done that as well so you go ahead I’ll go last um this is really obvious but I put sacka come on that is cringe you know think he won’t I reckon sacka won’t even be starting come round of 16 I think you’re so incredibly wrong I just think he’s going really tour star boy everyone everyone’s like all eyes are on uh Burlingham and Kane for our team think I love him to step up cuz like what Sterling for as last time and Saka did in the Euro Sak was brilliant last Euros um got that feeling we need someone to hit some form cuz K always takes a while to warm up does he well we’ll touch on that later won’t we I’ve got similar fashion of players here though I’ve got musala and Yamin Lal yeah I’ve got luminium Alver and then assani for Albania imagine if Albania win the boys they’re not going to win the Euro they could win the he sold me on them I’m going to back him each surely in fact should I do it right now I’m going back what the Alia winning the okay well waste of money there now obviously I’ve got my watch out to play I’ve got Slovenia coming bottom of our group but if they were to go through it would be because of cesco let me tell you about because Arsenal link with him [ __ ] Faller tall fast clinical Striker so if he gets going watch out cuz he’ll he’ll drag Slovenia through the group SE the rec transfer news that he’s choosing Liverpool I’ve also got uh yamal I know he’s only what 16 17 push uh but if he starts you know still concerns that he might not start if he starts could be huge it’s it could be huge you know he could be the next Wayne Rooney um and let me tell you about this player guys you don’t know about this player you don’t know about I do do you Googled players to watch out for no I haven’t let me tell you about Kenan yielders you you Googled that I’ve seen that same article God the turkey player we played Juventus four goals in 32 games this season you did you could you not just think of players you you’re a liar a liar a.m. today you’ve never heard of this guy ever no yeah you’re Laing last night I watched a compilation of him on Tik Tok no you didn’t you’re a liar you’re such a liar said he looks class liar what foot is he what foot is he he’s left footed if Turkey get out of their group what’s his name yis oh but you had to check his name but you yeah you know who he is if Turkey get out their group it’ll be because of him and then also that doesn’t make you sound smart by stuff that people already suggested for you one of the star boys of the tournament if Netherlands do well Javi Simmons that’s yeah fine I know you’re going to expect this from me but North sheltz for Anthony Gordon it depends if he plays I don’t know if he’s going to get picked to start that’s all I think F’s going to start I think there’s a world yeah I think it’ll start that way but I think surely after the groups they we would have found well no was weird cuz he’s right footed so I don’t know what compilation you’ve been watching but he’s got a great left foot though isn’t he really weird he cut in on it all the time very weird just a Piercy boy good at finishing might get a few what fo his demele do you know what I mean who knows you’re not playing that you are not playing that card you said with chess left footed so on the compilation he would have used mainly his left foot yeah he did actually anyways Javi Simmons you are such a liar admit you’re lying admit you’re lying why would you not just think of players that you you’re shut up that is so Javy Simmons straight from AR though s AR no yield oh but yield is his no it’s not I also watch out for sorry also watch out for an aging Ronaldo oh my God trust me being big I actually think you that one you’ve watched that it’s all the price that to watch from an article why you Ronaldo Ronaldo no but everyone thinks he’s washed and written off he is he retired my point is like no he’s retired he’s not a player to watch out for he’s been the last [ __ ] five euro watch out watch out for the multiple Bal Andor winner man he could play you claim he’s like the best striker in the world you claim he’s washed as [ __ ] this what he’s gone on oh my god I’ve just found a got linal y this Ronaldo oh [Applause] that’s that’s no not really though is it pour out the sevener on your list he G okay first of all ladies and gentlemen we got him cesco on that list four out not for [ __ ] Cristiano Ronaldo I’m his biggest fan boy obviously he’s going in Javy Simmons he’s my M obviously I’m picking him and then Y is he’s the boy so I TI you’re such awar a law that is he signing for Arsenal yeah and the rest of on the article you can say same about yours what you want about what I admitted I sh sh on Tik Tok and thought he’s unbelievable now I think ALB rning the lot yeah but why have you got your mile on then because he’s a he’s a yeah so that’s exactly why I’ve got them on but the the difference is I’ve got one player from that article which you could it’s clearly isn’t from that coci you’ve got four out the seven and one you’ve never even heard of four what you on about Simmons Ronaldo yamal and yiis your mate who’s left footed apparently I got J Simmons because I’ve rated him since he was like 16 yeah that you got four out of seven from that article which is that’s a coincidence is it that’s a CO left footed yielders yeah both footed have a look check compilations mate get to know that’s out baller really big baller you admit you’ve been caught out I haven’t been caught out you laugh you went so red when he brought out article up you went bright red also you it’s the first article you type in you to watch go to the second has a funny way of working things bit more there are some big coincidences life in life like like for example you might be like in Sp and you just bump into someone you know what are the chances of that yeah yeah yeah yeah good one mate yeah well done unlucky [ __ ] what tournament y y yield this the boy what honesty trust me if Turkey get out of the group it because of yield this yeah okay not okay you you a star boy he plays at Center back on football manager oh yeah you put your cousin and he’s had to cover man you can’t be playing your cly Center half bro he can’t move’s your players are [ __ ] who you got Center half no he was managing cuz he was putting Center off he’s holding M got sucked

40 Comments

  1. Common Theo L trying to sound smart but gets caught red handed and in this instance red faced. Really is a plonker

  2. How can u have the easist job in the world (podcast) and put 0 effort into it. Every single veiwer knows more than theo but he is earning the bag from just taking shite and taking stuff from articles and opinions from his footballing mates. It is ridiculous!

  3. I just want Albania to win, bcz I arrive in Albania the day of the finals, would be so lit 😂😂. But no high hopes😢

  4. Ronaldo is retired according to Lewis coz he's playing in Saudi but still sucks off Mitrovic who is 10 years younger and scored 7 less league goals last season. Make that make sense 🙂

  5. Watching Theo get caught out is so satisfying 😂 even more embarrassing that he couldn’t just admit to taking it from the article though

  6. Struggle to understand why theo still turns up at this point. To just state rubbish, wrong opinions and then get the piss taken out of him for awful views which he always seems to back regardless

  7. Sesko and clinical striker in the same sentence is criminal. mate you didnt watch a single game of him this year.

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