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00:00 Intro
06:02 2024 NFL QB List
17:00 ‘It Would Be A Real Shame’ List
30:15 Hot Seat – Cool Throne
01:02:02 Ryen Russillo
02:11:35 Guys On Chicks
We’re stuck in no man’s land before both Finals beginning and Mt Rushmore season so we’ve decided to rank all 32 NFL QB’s. We then do a “real shame” list of things that would be a real shame. Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Dude Fest coming soon. Ryen Russillo joins the show to talk NBA Finals, Boats, his new life as a model and tons more. We finish with guys on chicks
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I was thinking about this yesterday I kind of wish football season was in a different part of the year no hear me out no hear me out I won’t just hear me out real quick I actually don’t want to hear you out hear me out on today’s part of my take we have our good good friend Ryan rasillo getting ready for the NBA Finals awesome time with him obviously we Veer into different directions but he’s one of our favorite guests we are because we’re stuck in between uh like a Time Warp here where we’re not in Mount Rushmore season but we also don’t have any NBA finals or Stanley Cup finals uh games we’re going to rank something and we’re going to rank something that’s get everyone mad we’re going to rank QBs for the 2024 season I also have a special ranking that I wanted to throw out to the boys that I told him to get prepped that I’m going to spring on them no yeah you told us not to PR not to get prepped I think we’re going to have fun with it though there’s no prep needed okay there’s no prep needed uh we have hot seat cool Throne we have guys on chicks and it’s all brought to you by our friends at DraftKings we’re this close to crowning the NBA champ and with the action heating up on the court it’s even hotter at draftking Sportsbook an official sports betting partner the NBA there’s only so many games left and DraftKings Sportsbook has you covered with the same game parlays live betting odds boost and so much more don’t miss out or you have to wait until next NBA season to place your best it’s super easy for first timers to get started try betting on something simple like picking a team to win go to the draftking Sportsbook app select your squad place your first bet it’s that simple Hank do you have the Celtics in game one I do I cooked up a nice uh same game parlay I believe it’ll be featured in the app so take take a look out for that take a look out for that if you’re new to DraftKings also we will be streaming so uh we’ll do some live betting as well if you want to 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policy and they find out that somebody up there did something bad and then NBA Finals is here yeah I had it on Monday night I was like what the [ __ ] am I supposed to watch it’s a little mini experience of how we get after the Super Bowl where there’s no Sports and then your mind just starts to wander and you go a little bit crazy you start caring about a lot of stuff that you didn’t care about before but even I just need Sports to get back we spent an entire day talking about the WNBA I know it was a lot by the way I I don’t want to say we told you so but we told you so because I there were some people who were like why’ you guys talk about WNBA on Sundays Sunday night’s pod and also like you guys are being [ __ ] because you’re not uh calling out Angel Reese enough or whatever you know we were right the course got even worse on Monday it’s bad it got so [ __ ] crazy we had McAfee calling Caitlin Clark that white [ __ ] yeah but he he said in a loving way I agree the context there but you know we’ve been we’ve been uh it looked bad in a quote we have we have had moments where our context has been lost so it’s like I am very sympathetic to Pat but I also understand how he can get himself in that because the world’s crazy and all these people are nuts and no one cares that Pat was saying it in a way that they didn’t take it it’s always fun to start a sentence with I deeply regret saying that white [ __ ] yeah nothing good good is going to come for that apology but we’re on P side on Pat’s side but I also think that if you were to print out a transcript of every part of my take and then read it aloud or not read it aloud like put it on a television yeah and see the words that we say we would probably be in prison yeah and then we had uh we had we had Stephen A Smith getting absolutely owned on his own show and then to top it all off this is the end of our WNBA talk but uh to top it off this is more just again the discourse has gotten so out of hand just play basketball let’s just talk about basketball uh this was from the Chicago Tribune editorial board the foul committed by Chicago Sky guard chennedy Carter on Caitlyn Clark was egregious outside of a a sporting event it would have been seen as an assault yeah just shut the [ __ ] up uh have you ever seen a tackle in the NFL just shut the [ __ ] up they literally that’s basically everything that would happens inside of a sporting event would be assault if it happened outside of a sporting event how about a 99 M hour p fastball at someone’s head just somebody getting onto a train just beating them well how about hockey how about fighting in hockey yeah can you imagine if I I was talking to Titus about this the other day imagine if if there were fights in the NBA people would [ __ ] hate fighting yeah in the NBA but hockey school like I love it I wish it happened in the NBA uh I wish it happened in the WNBA just square up yeah square up but either way we were we were right on that we were in this time uh Wormhole that sucks so we’re going to do something that’s going to make it suck even more and people get more mad at us we’re going to rank the 2024 starting quarterbacks we do have an NBA preview finals preview with rill coming up yes we do also have a Stanley Cup Final preview with Ryan Whitney of Oilers Fame coming on Friday while we’re covering it while we’re doing this while we’re doing the rankings uh if you are not interested in talking about NFL quarterbacks in the month of June can we just have the Edmonton Oilers fan just like split screen she’s just on it and then so she’ll be on it too while we’re talking about about NFL also if you are not interested in ranking quarterbacks get out yeah that’s like I could you could just sit down at any bar in America you could put me in any airport Uber if someone just starts saying I think this guy’s better than this guy it’s like all right let’s do it and what’s going to be great is how mad people will get oh yeah so let’s make people mad yeah okay so we got to start at the bottom right or do we go at the top oh so we’re doing all 32 we don’t have to do all 32 I think we should do all 32 we could rip you know what we could do we could do the cheat code of saying all the rookies are at the bottom I don’t agree with that oh you don’t no because Daniel Jones is good this well here’s what you get to do you get to say like CJ strad he proved to us last year that being a rookie is no excuse yeah you can still be one of the best that’s true are you saying this because you a boy currently have a rookie quarterback I’m talking about CJ strout and the precedent that he set last I’m I’m just curious should we just do the top 10 you do 3 want to just make one fan base really really mad their QB will not but we have to but then when we when we number it we have to skip a number so you see 32 yeah I like that yeah I like that all right what what fan base should we decide to do it should we piss off should we just do the Falcons Michael pinnix oh we should put Michael pinnix as the as start F what no Kirk Cousins I firmly believe uh he should be number 16 okay why don’t we do the Giants that’s perfect perfect okay Giants 32 no no no no Daniel Jones okay on the list and then there will be a 32 and we’ll like skip number 26 all right yep I mean it’s got to be the Broncos B knck yeah so B knck will be 32 yeah all right so we put bonick 32 let’s put bonick 32 and then we’ll work back from there okay Alex oconnell is he the starter Aid Aiden ell the former Duke Alex o mix up aoc’s is he the stter part of my take athlete in nil history that’s true yeah aen ell wait no no no muu oh yeah mshu mshu yep okay how quickly we forget right isn’t Garner mshu a Raider he is a raider so I think we go so so 32 is bonck 31 mshu it’s kind of disrespectful to mshu yeah very disrespectful okay so Mariota no he’s a backup on Comm this off to a great start this is an awesome let’s do top 10 let’s all Bry Bryce young okay I like that Bryce Young’s 31 who knows what he’ll show us this year yes all we all we have to go on is what has been presented to us all right bonck 32 Bryce young young 31 uh I think then we should do we should just do the rookie quarterbacks I think we should rip through them don’t you think that’s fair yeah but it’s important who’s at the who’s at the top of the list yeah so you’re putting AOC ahead of all these rookies oh yeah yeah we for no mchu so all right here we go 32 Bo Knicks 31 uh Bryce young 30 Gardner minu 29 is when we start all the rookie starters okay so the worst rookie starter who do you think that is JJ mcarthy uh should we just go by draft order I I’d be fine with that yeah I’m fine with that I’m cool with that I think that’s a good way to do it I’m fine with that okay we agree all right so that’s easy we’re we’re already ripping through this all right so Spencer Rattler are you ranking this right now for us live I’m ready I’m my can you can you can you do a Notes app uh Max so that we can just have it live in front of us because we are gonna get very confused M very very confused I already am yeah already very confused but I think we’ve got this so 30 just to rehash where we’re at 32 Bo Knicks 31 Bryce young 30 Garder mshu and then at 29 we’re going to start with JJ then 28 Drake May 20 uh7 Jaden McDaniels Jaden Daniel Daniels why I say McDaniels who’s why I say Jaden McDaniel he’s a basketball player basketball player and then skip 27 or actually no skip 26 do 27 uh Jaden Daniels 26 Caleb Williams then skip 25 because that way because they’re all linked together it’ll be confusing otherwise I like how we put B Knicks as a rookie in last place yep all right so 24 okay who else we got out there at the bot that’s not bad it’s not not a bad suggestion um we do have a friend there’s a lot of really goodt deshun Watson he’s not our friend yeah let’s put DeShaun yeah let’s put Deshawn at let’s put deshun at 23 yeah I like that I like that oh no yeah okay now 22 Russell Wilson yes yes we’re we’re actually ripping through this we are 21 let’s go Anthony Richardson yeah I like him but we got to be fair 20 should be will Levis mhm okay um Trevor Lawrence 19 he was bad last year I don’t know we go Trevor Lawrence 19 Gino oh yeah Gino Gino F 19 then T law uh Kyler Kyler we forgot about Kyler y yeah Kyler okay we’re we’re we’re doing a good job 18 is Kyler 17 by the way we’re definitely going to get to the end and [ __ ] this this up but that’s okay that’s okay that’s part of the process we’re doing this right now guys D here d d that oh Dak right behind Kirk Cousins y Hank you get a call on one as well because he just uses Dak call okay um so 16 should we go Kirk Cousins yeah 16 should be Kirk yep right exactly in the middle and then 15 Trevor Lawrence 14 Baker Mayfield yep love that G get so mad love that 13 Stafford yep okay 12 Tua Tua Tua fits there Rogers too Rogers is hurt yeah outside the top 10 scroll up a little bit Rogers I like this list this is gonna make some people mad uh Jordan love we want to put him in here anywhere I mean I if I have to be honest he’s he’s definitely top 10 so that’s a problem he’s 10 you know you can tell Packers fans I put him in my top 10 okay yeah yeah you know what D Jaylen Herz do oh you want Jaylen Herz to 10 that’s your call Hank yeah I mean I think he’s already SLI s be his call he had no other call he had no other call it’s his call all right put him in 10 head of Aaron Rogers that’s pretty good that’s pretty good no Max put him in Jaylen Herz 10 you got your Dak pick um is is Brock Brock still available oh yeah Brock’s still available Brock’s higher than nine oh Eagles fans are going to be so mad Brock is higher the nine uh should we should we should we say uh Jared at some point just to show that we’re not completely biased all pick Han all right we’ll save J I just gave my opinion all right we’ll save Jared uh Herbert Herbert nine okay injured you don’t know yeah yeah yeah there’s a lot of good quarterbacks in the NFL there’s a lot of good quarterbacks in the NFL okay maybe Jared Jared at seven I like Jared at seven that feels good okay so put what Brock at eight Brock at 8 Jared at seven Jordan love at six I feel like that’s rounded out pretty nicely there Jordan love I think should be Jared should be ahead of Jordan love yes so Jordan love at seven jar Goff at six love that I love that for us MH it’s perfect perfect ranking okay after that let’s see Joe is probably I’m going to put Joe top five yep I’m going to put Josh top five I think it goes I think all right I’ll give you my top five you could tell me if this is crazy I think based on injuries and and and not being around right now I think it has to go Joe CJ strad Lamar Josh Mahomes I’m also okay if you want to you want to switch Lamar and Josh just so that way people can’t say the glaz’s crazy let’s flip CJ and Joe okay I think put CJ at at five five Joe at four Joe at four do you want to go you want to go Josh at three that way people can’t accuse us let’s do that so that way we we we cover our bases I I would Josh if you’re listening to this you’re definitely too I would rather I would rather have Josh than Lamar okay yeah I would too all right so yeah Josh has to be too yeah I dude Josh has come closer to winning in the playoffs than Lamar has I think this might be the perfect quarterback list CU we did just enough to piss people off where it’s also still looks real mhm and you would never know that d Jones isn’t on there yep I forgot I honestly forgot that Daniel Jones wasn’t on there at all yeah that’s what do you think out of all these rankings which one do you think will make the most people angry Dak for sure yeah Dak for sure Jaylen Herz as well Jaylen Herz will get Philly mad Baker head of Trevor yeah people get upset about that Jaylen at 10 yeah and the thing is people will be they’ll get mad at Justin Herbert at number nine but if you look at the names in front of them I I I agree with our list yeah yeah I like it I like it a lot okay we did it yeah good job good list [ __ ] crushed that list boys um okay do you want to do the so we we’ll put that on a graphic we’ll put it out there memes you got any problem with this list you think Rogers should be higher uh no looks like a good list uh Rogers will prove that he’s the number one quarterback this year oh he’s better than Patrick Mahomes yeah Patrick Mahomes never beat him in the playoffs okay so that leads me to the next thing that I I was going to spring on you someone uh let me see if I have the name because I want to shout them out uh when we asked for list this person had a very good idea with the list uh oh yeah it I’m going to shout out jmbb 47231 988 shout out jmbb 47231 988 that sounds like a burner shout out that guy he said uh he would like here pardon my take to a list the things that would be a real shame oh that’s good that’s really good all right uh if it it would it would be a real shame if memes the guy he just said is going to be the number one quarterback got hurt on Monday Night Football for the second straight year it would be that would be a real shame a real shame I think if the Celtics get swept that would be a real shame we got to make a we’re going to make a graphic of this it’d be a real shame that would be a real shame that would be a real shame if the Beer Olympics got canceled that would be a real shame real shame that would be one of the biggest shames I’ve ever had to feel deep down in my soul I’d be so mad that would be a real shame you know what would be a real shame is if uh Jake’s Twitter account accidentally did the Ray Allen tweet that would be a real [ __ ] shame somebody logged into that would be a real shame I’m proud of myself for holding my ground on that yeah but imagine if someone had gotten your password and tweeted that yeah MH that would be a real shame I’ll say one personally it would it would it would be a very big shame if Cale Williams wasn’t good yeah it would be it would be it would be a really big shame you know what it’d be a real shame if like first week of training camp with hard KN there Cale Williams got injured like and then and then all of Hard Knocks you just say it’s about any of your no but I’m saying like and then we had to watch Hard Knocks for four weeks and it was all about Caleb Williams getting hurt that’d be such a shame that would be a shame it’ be a real shame shut up about that’s not what we wrote Max Max wrote down Caleb Williams was Ben Simmons that’s not what we wrote that would be a shame that was not what we wrote but that would be no that’s not what we wrote I thought that was just good wording for what we were saying yeah yeah would be a real shame if Jaylen Herz wasn’t the guy yeah wouldn’t it it would be wouldn’t it definitely Max that would be a shame yeah I’m writing it down be a shame if the Phillies started to play actual teams oh real well it’s a real shame that they beat the first place Brewers last night oh of the NL Central you got to make a line somewhere the NL Central sucks dude who’s good uh the Dodgers haven’t played him yet okay Yankees they’re different not even the same league okay but were you you just asked who’s good and I just gave you two teams yeah but you play you only play the other league once once a year Padres sneaky not bad beat the Padres how many times I think we swept them Mariners are pretty good other league um Orioles are really good yes Orioles are really good that would be a sweep of the Padres okay Orioles are really good you want to say anything about the Orioles uh yeah the other league I don’t know what you want me Guardians and the Royals are good you’re really good at you’re really good at saying League just finding out the NL sucks okay other things other things that would be a real shame yeah I mean the NL Central is really bad the Cubs are still in second place and they’re uh they’ve lost like a billion games in a row Hank you got any real shames oh it would be a shame if Hank couldn’t dunk yeah itd be a real shame MH if I paid all this money to get trained and then then Duncan had to pay even more money suck it would be that would suck it’d be a real shame if something happened to Mr pair oh oh it would be a shame I don’t feel comfortable writing that down write it down this is something happened I didn’t say what I said something this is real we going to rank these or we just like are we just no it’s just things that would be a real shame would be a real shame it would be it would be a real shame if if the part of my take account tweeted out the sad Max picture four more times this week oh no that will that’s the most likely to happen yeah that is true that is most likely to happen for sure it’d be a real shame if Jo and beid asked for a trade it would be wouldn’t it real shame that would be a real goddamn shame it would be a real shame if Joel embiid was starting at center for the USA and we lost in the championship game to yic man I’m also not going to that game didn’t realize that town is 4 hours away from Paris that’s crazy how is it the Paris Olympics and the game is four hours away when it’s the Atlanta Olympics they’ve got games all over the country I well that’s [ __ ] that should that shouldn’t be the case Okay veto veto uhhuh all right let him know let him know any other shames real shame if uh it be a shame if PFT was better at golf than Hank it’ be a shame that would be a shame it’d be a shame if Hank’s next vacation to an island um he went to Turks and caos and forgot that he had ammunition in his suitcase oo that would be a shame it would be a shame if uh when the John daily video came out if everyone just watched the first two holes that’ be a real shame that’ be a real shame it’d be a real shame if you hypothetically went to uh Tom Brady’s retirement ceremony and and didn’t meet him if and he thought you might oh no is that no it’s not I’m just say it would be a real shame but are is that a concern I don’t know I think so no this is I feel good about it I I don’t know for you know I that would absolutely be a real shame I know is it like a wedding where if somebody comes to your retirement Su you have to shake everyone’s hand and do you have to say hi to everyone no there’s there’s a chance there’s a non-zero chance do you have a present for him myself my present is a my present as a present you should bring a present to a man’s retirement ceremony you give him a formal invitation to part of my take oh yeah yes yeah print it out let’s print it out we’ll get like a nice envelope that’s yes yes celebrities love it when you hand him envelopes no I’m thinking like the Grammy’s envelope where like put a seal on it and make sure you tell him no Anthrax in this it’s here you go you say it’ be a shame maybe right on the front it’d be a shame if there was Anthrax in this because that would be a shame just say hand it to him hang and say here you go it’s safe is this is that a thing with envelopes what do you mean you know about the anthrax SC oh never caught the guy that did it yeah you’re not uh you’re not old enough I guess right after 9/11 somebody sent a bunch of Anthrax to like Capitol Hill Post Office yeah yeah real scary yep real scary real shame if someone would do that male just stopped existing it’s the dumbest thing in the world wait so that so that wouldn’t be a shame it’d be a real shame if male you know what we’re doing here yeah yeah yeah ah like it would be a real shame if you crashed a boat this summer yes that would be a real shame that would be a real shame don’t write that down yeah I mean it would it would be it’s a good addition to the list it would be a real [ __ ] shame Jake you have any real shames for us uh it’d be a real shame if Max got the lottery ball oh oh what no [ __ ] I would be that a good one that was a good one that was a really good one real shame if he got it if he never got it if he never got it that’s what he said that’s not what he said I wrote that what he said would be see how it see how it’s phrased differently it’d be a real shame if Max just literally never got the lottery ball real shame mhm real shame Jake get one shot I know but that’s okay that’s okay it’d be a real shame if uh VY wood had showed up at our doorstep and there was a bomb inside oh that would be a big shame big shame be a big shame also pretty funny move Yeah by Billy would be also good chance it never gets here yeah also very good chance yes cuz Billy somehow has it in his head that once it gets here we’re going to fire him yeah like what how does he think that has he thought for the last five years that VY woodhead’s existence kept his job maybe he’s been holding us I think so I think that’s exactly what he’s been thinking uh okay anyone any else me memes you got one you got a good one come on memes can’t hear your memes can’t hear you memes he just said I’m trying to think oh no be a real shame if we podcasted extra long today had to Miss softball that would be a shame wait what why why are you saying it like you trying to Miss softball no we’re talking about things that would be a real shame that would be a real shame sh that would be a real real shame that’d be a real shame be a real shame if something happened to Charlotte the stingray oh man by the way you see the the update what she was never pregnant yeah I was I was right you told us that no but there’s a new update oh the aquarium Deja Vu yeah I feel like you said that on Sunday the aquarium admitted to it oh got it they admitted oh did I say that that disease pretty sure you did yeah okay all right yeah unless there’s a chance that was off camera but I don’t think it was it’ be a real shame if we kept on getting Charlotte’s sray updates memes has a banger coming by the way we won’t final oh no memes finish us off I was going to say it’d be a shame if my dick got bigger that doesn’t really work but yeah yeah I said the max I don’t think I I want you say it it I’m keeping it that doesn’t work it would work like it would work more if like it’d be a real shame if if Max and memes posted the video of us golfing when I flashing my tiny penis that would actually be a shame that would be a shame that would be a shame every time we go golfing Max and memes get me peeing and then every time they get me peeing I just turn around and say you can’t use this anymore this is also just big cat admitting to to workplace harassment no it’s not you guys are harassing me first he was peeing he was clearly peeing I’m fighting I’m fighting harassment with harassment you were videotaping me peeing that’s harassment this Al also all started by the first golf video we did I went to go piss and you said look at get that fat man peeing over there I don’t recall I don’t recall that doesn’t like I do not recall Rec I I’ve hung out with big cat for the last seven years and that that doesn’t sound like words that no chance I said that yeah no Max and Max and memes have my penis on camera many times in their hard drives that they could just you can put that on Twitter now they could just they could just put I actually I’m doing you guys a favor I’m giving you guys blackmail like you guys could just walk up up to me one day and just be like hey remember all those times you flashed us no I saw I got them all and now the internet’s just going to be like release relas by the way the flash comes from like 30 30 40 ft away it’s not right in the face I saw the size of it it’s no one no one would accuse you of black male it’d be white male yeah it’s it’s it’s hardly a flash it’s hardly a flash ah all right that was good yeah good good list two good lists Shout Shout Out Hold on let me let me get his we’re so we’re so productive look at us let me get that guy again shout out jmbb 47231 1988 you know what I might give him a follow definitely a burner his last tweet was from uh March 6 2024 just hash clemmer I like that what’s your favorite one out of all that was probably during the uh the stream that he did yeah my favorite one out of all of these can I give you should I give you a real answer or a fake answer Beer Olympics getting canceled that be such a shame that’ be my fake answer um my real answer out of all of these if hand crashed a boat would be ashame would be a shame dude that would be a [ __ ] [ __ ] that that would be so I don’t like how we’re just bringing this into existence now no but being safe like if he if he wasn’t injured yeah it wasn’t injured it wasn’t injured he wasn’t I don’t want him yeah Jake I’m not thinking like crashes and dies I’m just thinking he has to pay for a whole boat I don’t memes I don’t know if you got the the camera on Hank’s face after the crash he did the Cam Newton okay go he’s okay okay I see how it is quite literally that I just saw that in real life and it was Hank I believe in you you’re not going to crash there’s no way that you crash both this summer yeah 0% chance no the number one is a clear one one is it would be a such a shame if the Beer Olympics got cancelled like that would be that would break my heart that would break my heart I I don’t know how I would actually I don’t know how I’d recover I don’t know how I’d move on if if it somehow got canceled and the only way it would get cancel of enough people backed out and I think we’re pretty close to that so no one else back out or else might get canceled and we don’t want that because it would be a shame don’t do it yeah it’ be one more it’d be a shame if Miley Cyrus Came on the podcast yeah that would be a shame that would be a shame uh okay that was good list two lists feel accomplished feel like we did some good work here uh all right let’s do hoty cool Throne hoty cool Throne brought to you by our friends at Kors light coorsite is the best beer in the world it’s the drink of the summer uh you could let bad sports news ruin your day or choose a chiller 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coorsite cans or bottles go right now to coorslight.com take or instacart and get yourself a COR light hey I want to apologize for the boat stuff on our mind because if when you listen to rillo we got into some boat talk I do not want that no it’s fine yes you do you no I do not you made your you made your truth known and that’s fine I saying right now I do not want that but you already you can’t you can’t have it both ways no I’m not I said it was a shame now I’m saying to you those are the same thing so would it be a shame or would it not be a shame it would 100% be a shame right so that’s yeah that’s your real answer I feel like we’re saying this no it’s a shame it’s a shame is a bad thing I don’t want it the question was which one do you want to happen I don’t I don’t want you to get in any boating incidents got it wink got it no I’m not winking he’s winking look at me I’m not winking winking the wink was for Beer Olympics yeah the we wink was for beer Olympic there was no wink for he just winked I did not just wink I think you want to say it again I think we can all agree if Hank gets into a small boating accident that’d be very funny no no I think it’d be a shame if I were to laugh after be a shame if you guys asked me to come out and I remember this conversation uh that would be a shame that would good one add it to the list add Hank we asked Hank to take us out on his boat and he remembers the shame list that would that would be a shame for the record I had nothing nothing to do with the boat with look we’re distancing ourselves okay Hank your hot seat uh my hot seat is Conor McGregor yeah there was supposed to be a scheduled press conference for UFC 303 that got postponed on Monday uh and then this is from a random MMA account so some of these things might not be 100% true but it says UFC is no longer being advertised on pay-per-view UFC has privated the Conor McGregor free fight videos posted a few days ago McGregor and Dana White have been silent and Michael Chandler is posting self-help quotes on Instagram so it’s not looking great for UFC 303 unless this is all the work so what what is the speculation that McGregor has been injured injured AKA hung over he’s been hung over I don’t know I mean it’s tough to see that video of him just on a bunch of Molly at the club two weeks ago and then allegedly yeah oh yeah he was yeah he could just been chilling but uh it’s not looking good no that’s not looking good I really wanted to see this fight I’m very upset also Stephen A Smith that that clip uh also went viral of him and Shannon sharp talking on first take and Stephen A Smith was like God McGregor should not be going against a Grappler and and the UFC fans were like very upset that Stephen A Smith was breaking down he’s trying to talk talk talk punch yeah you can’t do that Stephen A can’t do that you don’t know fist You Don’t Know It uh then my cool Throne it’s the py [ __ ] blinders all right I like do the whole thing in your accent the pey flocking blinders uh let me read the press release Tommy Shelby returns a pey blinders film starring slian Murphy is coming to Netflix a this is bad I got the peaky [ __ ] blind spot it seems like Tommy Shelby wasn’t finished with me it is very gratifying to be Rec collaborating with Steven Knight and Tom Hopper on the film version of picky [ __ ] blinders this one is for the fans love that I’m excited for this yeah that was silly Murphy that said that uh that was the official Netflix account tweeted that I don’t know who the quote is by I’m assuming the director pey blinders was such a good show and with no spoilers even though it’s been out for a long time I love the way they like ended it I mean there can’t really be spoilers because there’s a movie but I just I loved it I love that show I’m excited for this movie it’s a great show it’s also going to make me want to smoke all the cigarettes yes yes it’s going to be a real shame if I start smoking again real shame real shame real shame real shame real shame that’s so when is it coming out I don’t know oh you just gave us a bad accent and didn’t give us any details it was a a great show everyone had pey blo his film staring San Murphy is coming to Netflix oh okay NE Netflix great important question I’m assuming that the answer is yes since on Netflix but are we going to get subtitles I have to cuz you have to watch pey blinders with subtitles yeah and it counts as reading a book every episode you see I watch everything with subtitles everything Sports not Sports so I guess not everything anything anything streaming comedy is usually a standup no like a sitcom yes pornography yes subtitles yes oh [ __ ] you’re going to make me come yeah yes yeah put it in there uh yeah no stand up you can’t because it goes too fast so they’ll say the punch line before sitcom I don’t really care because it’s not like the same punch of a punch line I can’t do with sitcoms can’t do it yeah I need it I just get I I lose I lose too much I I realize that like when I’m not using subtitles I just zone out way too often so you did tires with Y subtitles they that one was actually timed up perfectly it wasn’t it wasn’t like the punch lines were coming too fast okay yeah tires was great by the way go watch it yeah yeah all the guys all right my hot seat is actually vaping oh vaping’s on the hot seat did you see the picture of the golfer over the weekend the the female golfer yes Charlie Hull yes so she went viral she was ripping a dart as she was signing autographs for kids by the way which is awesome so she was smoking a cigarette signing autographs somebody took her picture and then reported that she is smoking cigarettes to help her quit vaping which respect we’ve all been there there okay or some of us have been there yeah but then it went viral and now she’s like yeah I don’t really see it it’s not that much of a big deal my my father smokes 40 cigarettes a day and he has for 25 years and he’s 75 and my brother who’s 25 also smokes 20 cigarettes a day um so she’s European though I feel like it’s different rules right better tobacco I do think like there’s something to be said about like jeans they they could just have jeans that are just cigarettes don’t bother them yeah so she actually sounds very healthy she’s in shape goes to the gym she doesn’t drink but she does smoke I feel like that’s just one of one yeah nobody does that but she does but she’s trying to smoke so that she stops vaping no people that quit drinking that’s all they do well yeah true that’s fair but they did drink at one point I don’t think anybody is like you know what I’m just going to smoke cigarettes and not drink at all as my lifestyle so she used to vape she wanted to stop vaping and even though smoking is not better than vaping she says it’s so you can Vape indoors all the time so you do it more often so that’s why she’s smoking cigarettes a very fair point it’s true when you vape you wake up in the morning what’s the first thing you do Hit The Vape you hit the Vape what’s the last thing you do before you go to bed after you think you’re already in bed oh you lean over you grab the Vape one last thing before I go to sleep she’s right about that yeah the act of having to go outside mhm and she said I thought if I smoke I’m going to go outside and smoke a cigarette when it’s a slow round of on the golf course I smoke quite a few more than I should smoking on the golf course I think is fine yep I think it rocks in fact but then she said but listen I will stop soon it’s just when she’s not going to stop no she’s gonna stop she say she’s gonna stop she said yeah she she’ll stop eventually she’ll stop she’ll stop eventually but um I respect her Charlie Hull is my new favorite golfer yep um my cool Throne is threesums threesoms are back have you heard about this what happened it just reported that the city of New York has invented threesoms okay they call them Minaj atas it’s a New York term and they invented that term yep that does sound new yorkish it’s very New York so apparently uh people are having three sums in New York it’s a trend piece in the New York Post oh and they’re like guess what’s hot this summer they’re calling it The Summer of threesoms so this New York Post and this writer are the The Biggest Loser of all time it’s because of the the Zenia movie it’s because Challengers the tennis tennis tennis 3 was that a guy girl guy guy guy girl yeah guy girl guy yeah same thing what you asking about like their body positions like if you’re capturing literally I a guy girl guy and you said guy guy girl yeah so it’s so it’s it’s guy guy girl is that what you were thinking an Eiffel Tower Eiffel Tower is probably more likely right yeah but the gu’s in the middle there’s it was it was guy guy girl no no got it but they’re back yeah New York Post is all over this I think they found like three of their friends that had three Sims recently they’re like hey would you like to a New York Post article yeah have you ever just lived on planet Earth where you’re like I’d love to have a threesome threesome like Katie I think in the in the article like Katie from Williamsburg said she just had her first one a couple weeks ago yeah that’s not a real threesome person though like they they just got into it because of the movie do you think real orgy people are like looking down their nose at the new three some people and they’re like you’re just a Challengers fan you’re not about the actual lifestyle like I’m about this [ __ ] I’ll say it I I wouldn’t I wouldn’t want to have a threesome it’s a lot of work I just like double the disappointment no thank you it’s a lot of work it’s just oh okay I can have like I would just be sitting on the sideline just being like all right I’m out very quickly and then what what and then they they just it’s just lesbian sex okay that’s fine but like it doesn’t go how you think it goes in your head wouldn’t go how it went in real life what are you looking for Hank someone stole my donuts oh someone stole your Donuts I said that I was I was bringing them to the front desk I I need them for what I shoot a video for for Kane’s Donuts I brought them in here so that people wouldn’t take them I swear I said that in front of this group we were just having we were just podcasting while they’re just looking for donuts I need my Donuts you you don’t understand if I had said that I would be killed for it yeah killed it’s for you I understand but I’d be killed if I the words ever came out of my mouth I need my Donuts you do though okay well that’s a different thing Hank you anything else you’d like to add to threesome talk no I’m down great publicity for Kane just getting they literally were the girl and the guy guy guy girl threesome they’re getting glazed they’re right in the middle glazed D yeah I just saw the donuts I was like those are going to sit in here forever I’m no I literally brought them in here for a purpose can you please get them thank you you know what though I think a threesome would be better than a forsome if it’s a forsome where it’s two guys two girls then that’s just group set I don’t know tag team match no because then you’re always like that other guy is so much better than I am that would suck that would bead that would [ __ ] what if it was tag team match tag team uh yeah just like close your eyes and well no like I’m I’m done tag oh yeah you just get it’s like it’s like a pitching rotation right you get a setup man and then a closer yeah you do the finishing move I’ve already done my finishing move we just we just rung the Bell yeah that wouldn’t be bad but if it’s a threesome listen you’re disappointed two women I’ve disappointed multiple women right in my life not to brag there’s there’s just not there’s no way it would play out in my head or how it plays out in everyone’s head in fantasy there just reality would just be awkward me just sitting on the side like I’d probably be getting dressed while they’re still threes simming or I guess it would be two simming it’s also just impossible to think about two girls being interested in that with you I think if I were like I can’t even like on what planet would two girls be like you know we should all do together yeah you have to like suspend belief when it’s just one woman it’s like I want to see you naked and I want your naked body pressing against mine and to tell me that there’s two girls at the same time on planet Earth that want to do that to me that something’s fishy here now that I’m saying it I don’t even think that you would be able to qualify uh me in a threesome it would be a twosome featuring me you know it have like a feature like like lyric yeah or bar yeah like oh was he on that song oh okay cool you do the remix of it yeah they’re doing their thing and then occasionally you get on top and smooch yeah right exactly you’re doing great yeah P them on the head all right uh my hot seats is I got two of them uh two first is San Diego pad infielder T help me Jake T tkap marcoo who has been banned from baseball for gambling and uh marcoo won only 4.3% of the 231 ml related bets he placed so I guess it’s also a cool throne for me because I’m not the worst gambl was he taking wild props had have been parlays had have been crazy par crazy crazy yeah that’s not so if you’re that bad at your though I feel like they should have looked the other way yeah eepe is uh uh came out and he he’s guilty or he’s he admitted guilt um so they’re not even going to go to trial they said MLB said case closed case closed now you could say oh he’s the Fall Guy but I think he’s up to like 33 years in jail that’s a lot of jail if he is a Fall Guy I think he is the best Fall Guy of all time ever he committed like SAU Fall Fall Guy Hall of Fame yeah yeah the goat uh but yeah 4.3% of his uh 231 MLB related bets is insane Hank you’re upset about the donuts someone ate the donut I was going to use f he’s upset about the donuts way to go Max not D.A Hank way to go Max uh and then my other hot seat is I wouldn’t take his out of the booth yeah it that’s true my other hot seed is this random guy’s uh best friend who I I don’t know if you guys saw this it made me laugh last night when I was scrolling Twitter this guy Mr F Boyer wrote when I was 30 my best friend and I partied super hard and had the sort of crazy nights you only fantasize about now we’re 46 I’m married with kids he’s still partying we hung out tonight and I assure you he’s a loser okay what a [ __ ] [ __ ] thing to to put out there yeah that is bad friend yeah my best friend’s a loser that’s tough yeah who said that it was just some guy named F Boyer I don’t know it just made me laugh because it was just like then he he replied a million times to people being like you sound like a bad friend he’s like I’m talking about him not evolving as a person it’s like no dude you just you just called him a loser yeah that’s bad friend I thought for a second that was a euphemism you were using for somebody that we knew no no it’s literally f f Boyer F Boyer this guy kind of sucks don’t be friends with that guy no bad dude bad dude also you already were a loser because you said the phrase I partied super hard and had the sort of crazy nights you only fantasize about mhm cool dude that means that while he was party with you he he hated you yeah which we can tell now yeah uh and then my cool Throne reverse of this cuz this guy sucks my cool Throne is dudes CU they Rock we are in the works of it’s going to be a baral sports sports joint PMT will be big behind it J Jersey Jerry started it dude Fest so this happened last night our friend Jerry tweeted out they should start an only fans but for guys not sexual or gay just like if you want to meet new guy friends to hang out smoke cigars watch Sports golf Etc this tweet Probably sounds really gay and I’m not sure why I’m even tweeting it but I have a hard time making friends it’s a it’s a brave tweet by Jerry yeah so um what part of that translates to only fans though it just it because it seems like he’s talking about a Tinder but just for dudes that want to hang out yeah if there was an only fans for guys it would be like you pay videos and you get like exclusive content of like a guy smoking a cigar yeah and like kicking his feet up on his couch I don’t know I mean someone did point out that you could literally call that only fans though what Jerry came up with that’s true just be only sports fans yeah but uh Vinnie Jay’s said L fans uh how about hear me out barcel Chicago’s dude Fest 2024 and uh we’re doing it we’re gonna have dude Fest where uh we are working on locations as we what type of location uh Joe oned has been thrown out there great place so a bar yeah well a big enough bar that we can have a stage so the idea because I was thinking about it this morning I want a stage and we’ll plan it out better than just like anyone can walk up but I want a stage where dudes can go up and they could show us their favorite puke video their favorite wrestling video dudes could go up and show us a picture of the best brisket they’ve done dudes could show up and do a couple of reps on the bench press dudes could show could could walk up there and talk to us one guy said he wanted to to do a f minute seminar on the wing te offense just dudes talking about dudes stuff and everyone being supportive and cheering for it we’re also going to have the first ever uh random dudes uh random athlete spelling be where I we’ll have like 10 to 15 people and you have two seconds when you step into the mic and you have to name a random uh sports player and the the the ruling of it is going to be that person could never have won anything okay cuz like you can’t you naming guys you got to name guys but it can’t be a a guy it can’t be Kobe Bryant mhm you know what I mean it has to be a name that you haven’t thought of forever who didn’t win any was never an All-Star never won MVP never won a World Series or a a Super Bowl and it’s going to be dude Fest and it’s gonna [ __ ] rock what do you guys think I’m I also think it should be outside okay well so we were thinking about it we’re we’re thinking about maybe doing one in August but I also think that the week or two after Super Bowl would be a perfect time for dude Fest not a lot going on like everyone’s coming down and it’s just dudes supporting dudes I also have thought of this idea there will be obviously tickets you buy a ticket when you walk in the door you get handed a $10 bet and all the dudes are on the same bet that’s a good idea yeah yeah so it’s it it will be baked in the price you just you’re we’re all on a random over right hardcore dity I want to I want maybe get like a super strong guy to come and and and just deadlift like a th000 pounds are there winners losers competition anyone who shows up to dude Fest is a winner you’re winner because you love dudes but again not sexual just dudes yeah uh okay yeah I I it’s just like completely open you can say whatever you want as a man yeah we could just be dudes together just being dudes yeah there should be a fart contest oh yes farting contest great idea that’s on the list fart contest what about burping contest burping contest we’re going to do that’s the prelim for the fart contest yeah Wing eating contest yeah what if a female tries to show up to dude fast nope denied at the door denied at the door okay I just wanted to make sure of that What Hank What Hank I’m not not what you saying we can’t do it no no no no no you want to talk about trans you sounded like Han want to talk about talk about you want to talk about trans I don’t defitely you did you wanted have this conversation definitely not you want to have a heavy convers I think this should be a it sounds like a festival like you the the things you just listed off well it’s literally is like what gave it away dude Fest well but if you do it at Joe’s what are you gonna have a three-day festival at Joe’s on weed no it’s Hank we have to be you can’t just like expect people to to do a three-day Festival right off the Jump we have to we have to do a proof of concept so like dude the dude Fest 1.0 is not going to think about like uh Elio’s ice con it’s kind of like that yeah it’d be like an open mic for guys like open open geik yeah right and then when we that doesn’t work but you understand what I’m saying when we when we build it bigger then maybe we’ll build in like music but I don’t even want I don’t want like to have like a headliner band or something because I I want dudes to just be able to be dudes cuz like what if you come to dude Fest and it’s a band you don’t like no one does dislikes a dude showing us a picture of the best steak he’s cooked that dude rocks there should be like some sort of maybe everybody in there is in the musical group maybe there’s like one minute and a half time slot where everyone just sings Mr bright no we’re going to do the the I’ll be I’ll be we’ll do that yeah yeah well the whole [ __ ] bar will do that py cuts it last minute oh Hank oh Hank oh boy Hank’s upset Hank’s Hank’s a little he’s got a little angel re he’s got a little angel Reese in him he saw he saw Max Caitlyn Clark get up on stage crush it add this to Max yeah and what yeah and be a real shame if PF kept asking me to do songs and cutting them moments before the show starts it would be a real shame if Hank didn’t get invited to dude Fest because he’s showing some UND dudes like Behavior right now I’m just we’re just talking out this is how the process works some chick tendency giv off chick right now this is the process yeah you got too many feels for dudes no I literally my my I feel like my entire existence is just trying to rein in some of big cat’s bigger scale ideas when he’s like all right we’re going to have one night it’s also not dude likee 100 things very not dude likee all right sorry well it’s 100 things but it’s like it’s going to also every single person’s going to go on stage no not every single person everyone has to apply for what they want to do and then we would put together a a set list to say correct I thought was when I heard all it was like it’s like a festival where there’s different stages with different things going on you can walk around it that will be where we will get to got it like what yes year five of dude Fest there will be an entire tent where it will just be Stone Cold uh soal Steve Austin highlights on Loop you can just go in there and watch it with your dudes it’ll be like what South by Southwest turned into where it’s a week-long event and you’ve got like lanyards and you can go to like the dude seminars that they giving yeah right there’ll be a a tent where it’s just dingers Steve adio Steve adio we’d love for you to kick off dude Fest keynote speaker yep be a dude the haros will be involved in some capacity whether that be just a video he sends me or both of them send me by the way did you see the Harbaugh have a a football camp now coaching Camp I didn’t see that no I saw I saw his golf tournament we need to get involved with the Harbaugh football camp because we actually this is this may sound crazy because I I it’s going to be football coaches and they’re going to teach him football but I think we could lend our hand in in media training yeah 100% we could yes we just had all the coaches go through the toughest questions we could ask them yeah and just teach them how to say it starts with me yeah I need to I I got to take a long look in the mirror because it starts and it ends with me yeah all right so Hanks out on dude Fest on dude yeah I’m in I I it took me a while to really understand what the what the boundaries were for people that are presenting at dude Fest yeah it’s just kind of anything that’s cool yeah we’re yeah exactly we’re going to have yeah like um if anyone we’ll have a a portion maybe a 10-minute portion where dudes will will just come up and show the biggest fish they caught yeah that’s good like that’s going to be awesome even bring the fish yeah some cool shed you built mhm yeah we’ll have a whole picture time that it’s going to rock talk about your car I know Max is in Max [ __ ] loves dude Fest get up there and just tell me all the stuff you’ve done to your car don’t even show pictures we should have someone just go up and teach us about cars five minutes here’s where the gas goes in yeah the the spelling be of random athletes is going to be electric so there’s no spelling involved in that no okay so I just get up there I say Steve bradran yeah and then I have two seconds and I have to come up with someone and I say oh Fred McGriff yep he’s too accomplished and he’s like nope you’re out so how will we verify we’ll have we’ll have the scripts people there Compu yeah yeah they’ll be there they’ll be there they’ll do their [ __ ] nerdy voice we’ll have to have them behind the curtain because that guy’s not a dude Dr Bailey yeah Dr Bailey no doctors Allowed no doctors allowed to dude Fest that’s way chiropractors I would we should maybe have a portion of dudes with ailments that come up and they just ask the whole audience what they think is wrong all right has anybody here ever had this yeah I’ve got a [ __ ] my can any dude help me I’ll just show my toe what’s going on does this yeah that’s entire segment does this look infected yes yes that’s dude Fest we’re helping each other out do you think I do you think I should see someone about this yeah anyone know what’s going on with my tooth uhuh just and dudes just shout it out so dude Fest is going to happen I’ve already put the wheels in motion we there’s been some big steps taken uh which Hank probably hates right now but uh I’m in get excited cool Throne dudes all right Jake uh my hot seats the French Open big cat I’m going to side with you on this one because Novak had to retire or withdraw due to injury and he blamed the court surface because of the rain he asked them to wipe it multiple times and they did not approve of that’s [ __ ] [ __ ] He Slipped way too many times he said could this injury have been prevented possibly if there was just a little bit more frequent care of the Court during the set that’s basically all I asked for so now that’s that sounds like that sounds like Rafa’s guys doing this Rafa’s out yeah no I’m saying they want to keep Rafa’s whole Legacy and everything yeah so Joker had to withdraw what what happened to him what what’s the actual problem with his miniscus oh he towards miniscus you’re never the same athlete after that say that never yeah meniscus is really uh j a medial medial medal Med medial miniscus ter in my right knee yeah that’s we’ll see if’s back for no he won’t he’ll never be after you have a meniscus you’re never the same athlete you were I love how hard memes last when we yeah he’s taking on the entire court system literal court system love that yeah um my cool Throne is JJ reck oh we have a report from Shams that he is they are the Lakers are zeroing in as redic as the front runner for the head coaching position we knew this but this is now out there yeah we called it out there out there we called it we called it and then is he saying also LeBron to Cleveland mhm no connect the dot connect the dots I’m excited to see how that pans out yeah I want to see them continue doing their podcast as coach and player y Get Drunk Together that that voo I feel bad for JJ when either LeBron leaves or Lebron blames JJ because that’s kind of the only two outcomes I think you have to practice that in your interview for the Lakers like how how would you react if LeBron said we have to get better on coaching yeah what’s your reaction to that do you say LeBron’s right do you say he’s right I stink are you hard on yourself I think the only way to get in front of LeBron doing that is you have to you have to be more hard on yourself than LeBron could ever be yes right at off the bat I do think J will be a good coach so good luck to him front of the program um okay speaking of NBA let’s get to our great interview with Ryan rasillo and then we’ll finish up with guys on chicks before we get to rillo Quick word from our friends at Farmers dog the days are warmer the walks are longer and one easy way to help your dog shine this season is with fresh healthy food from the farmers dog the farmer’s dog makes real fresh dog food and delivers it right to your door recipes are developed by nutritionist made from real meat and veggies and Portion just for your dog making it easy to say goodbye to Burnt Brown balls and feed your dog real food with real benefits it’s smart Healthy Pet Food you can feel good about feeding your pup it’s the best option for dogs of all life stages because it’s not kibble it’s not canang goo it’s real healthy food the farmer dog isn’t just fresh high quality food they also send the food pre- propop spe uh 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perfect travel experience for you do more with VOR make sure that you’re planning a great trip do more with vur all right here he is Ryan rillo okay we now welcome on one of our absolute favorite guests in part of my take history he’s on the Mount Rushmore it is time for our NBA playoff preview with Ryan rasillo uh who writer podcaster go go listen to the Ryan rillo Show also mail model yeah yeah Ryan you look good I felt good were you doing that as a joke no okay I somebody somebody asked me to model and I said yes you know as I get older I just want to get outside of the comfort zone and you know it’s just classic like guys are just not secure enough so of course the hate rolls in and yeah it hurt there was a couple dark days where I was kind of sitting around being like maybe this isn’t For Me Maybe I haven’t built up the scar tissue that I thought I had build up over 20 plus years of sharing Sports takes and being called a [ __ ] all the time but this world is entirely different and I don’t know I know that I’m built different but I don’t know if I’m built differently yeah yeah so you had a good look on your face in that pose I don’t know what your motivation was for the camera what did you like about it I thought it was it something I hadn’t seen out of you before you had like a little high school bully but also like maybe a high school bully who’s into poetry yeah wrong side of tracks kid yeah don’t [ __ ] with him bad boy it gave off bad boy vibes yeah but oh oh man if you he’s actually really well read yeah did you like the cement background yeah that was cool it it was really cool it was it was perfectly set up so that you could get memd forever for it yeah it made me feel like you were uh yeah you were like a high school bully dumb jock but also you have a Boondock Saints poster on your wall so you’re into the Fine Art of Cinema as well yeah maybe maybe Bob Marley have you ever seen overnight The Boondock Saints documentary about the Creator behind it have you seen it I’ve heard about it and I’ve heard how crazy batshit insane it gets but I have not seen it myself it is so good I bought it and I hadn’t watched it in I don’t know I think it came out maybe a little less than 20 years ago it’s incredible and it’s kind of the blueprint for like what you’re not supposed to do when you show up to Hollywood and somebody likes your script so look they still got it made and he’s done he did Far More in like 12 months and most people could ever dream of doing but it’s like the best documentary I wonder what he’s like when he goes back but yeah to the the modeling shoot there’s actually footage from it that we haven’t released yet we’re kind of seeing how it goes the hoodies did sell out in just over an hour [ __ ] yes so we’re thrilled about that Legends was obviously happy I mean Legends I’m not traditionally like I’m not like a lot of their models I think you we would all agree on that do you have you have you knock out any other calls well I haven’t put it in my Instagram bio yet and that’s probably part of the problem cuz I have I have minor league baseball player in there cuz I just think lot of guys do and I don’t know what the the standard is for saying oh I think I have professional baseball player because I think you can actually just say it yeah um so I have that and then I’ve got to update it and put model and I imagine the collab offers will just come rolling in yeah the the the the key for minor league baseball player you can’t write minor league baseball player you got to just like do the at to the team that you played for because then people click it be like oh [ __ ] he played ball because it’ be like you know some random it’ be like the caddies you like what the hell is that oh but if you still got paid you could be independent League Baseball and it’s still I mean there’s nothing funnier than playing like pickup hoops and somebody be really good and be like oh hey did you play somewhere like I played some semipro and you’re like what what is that semi what actually is that sem there is what there’s you know we used to have the CBA there’s the G league and then there’s another league in the NBA and maybe you’re overseas somewhere but like what’s American semi like what is it actually just more Organization for men’s league yeah I think if if you you just if you get paid like $10000 if you ever get paid to play basketball I played I played on TBT I was on a roster I recorded a stat I think I might be professional yeah but it’s it’s it’s semi there was a there was a payment for it there was a million bucks for the winner so sounds like somebody needs to update their bio yeah yeah for sure so I’m looking at this pict you want to know you want to know something funny though on the picture I actually did have like seven or eight DMS asking if I wanted to collab after that line came out which is just awesome you going to do it uh what about for us what about for part of my take next next hoodie we put out can we get you to model it for us oh that’d be big can I wear short shorts yes we it’s actually a must yeah actually we should just sell shorts we should actually just we’ll have quigs just make them shorter and shorter and shorter yeah how did you decide which letters to take out of rillo because it’s RS L you said okay don’t want two s’s don’t want two L’s and then uh some of the vowels let’s yeah use a strong letter it is it’s it’s a great observation that was the graphic design team I didn’t really have a ton to do with that there were some times we were looking at like different logos and then you realize you’re kind of just like what can you really do with an r that hasn’t been done before and uh maybe you know somebody out there is a little bit more creative than than I am on it actually I I know that there is so you know what’s really embarrassing you want to hear something super embarrassing about the RSL line yeah so a bunch of guys in the Manhattan Beach area hit me up every now and then be like hey can I get some Legends gear and I’ll just go like yeah no problem you know a lot of times it’ll be like some of the former athletes or whatever and I’ll just call up one of the guys at Legends and I go like hey can you send this guy a package like you know good guy whatever like getting the word out about the product and then when they did those hoodies and they did some shorts they did like just a few runs of the shorts but they gave them to me so I could you know give them to my brothers or whatever and a couple of the retired hockey players this is so embarrassing I was like do you want any of the ones that say did they take him and the two and the two guys were like emphatically no I don’t want I don’t want those and I thought yeah if I’m a pro athlete I don’t know that I want some podcaster name on the hoodie that I want definitely without his name on it and as soon as I hit S I was like why did you ask this stupid [ __ ] question like you already know the answer and it was so embarrassing like especially one answer where the guy specifically was like I definitely don’t want those man but thanks so so when you’re worksho you didn’t you didn’t have any other iterations of the rillo name like maybe just you know go for the heart of it and just go SS I knew we’d get there somehow uh no we didn’t we didn’t do that what about what about L just a big L A Big L or how about this we do the PMT rill collaboration and we do a brand new brand for you it just called hard R it’s for for jacked up dudes yeah that’s all on the table but man when you post when you model I mean you guys don’t know this we we’ modeled we’ve modeled many things we actually have a billboard where we’re naked the the fascinating part of it is like no one’s legs are big enough for the internet no one’s legs are big enough I have great legs PFT you’ve got teardrops you’ve got like multiple teardrops just dangling off those quads and I’ve seen your legs but for whatever reason people expect anybody to work out to just have Tom plats size quads just the be like what’s what’s what’s the beam on those things um it’s your legs are just never big enough for the internet I’ve learned it’s good that he’s he’s noted your legs yeah Ryan’s Ryan’s always checking out dudes yeah I was going to ask that what off that when was the last time you met a dude and you weren’t like thinking in the back of your head can I take him in a fight oh I don’t know long ass time somebody’s somebody really old no that’s what I like about you you you size up guy you know your environment yeah but either I’m constantly Advanced scouting I’m Advanced scouting life yeah and technically an old dude you’re still doing it cuz you’re like I don’t have to do it so you’ve already said it in your head like not even a problem you got me there you got me there there’s no there’s no way around it like seeing Jerry West like take a seat and you’re like I don’t care about his length yeah just pull the table on pull the chair on them all right so that’s a good an NBA pre quick though before we do that just just to add to it because I know you love when I do this when I’m wearing the hoodie with the RSO in like a elevator or something in a hotel and uh that’s where you’re supposed to to say the right one PFT but I’ll I’ll be wearing it it’s a gray hoodie and then somebody will be like hey what brand is that and when I have to explain that it’s my name on it oh it’s just like this this weird yeah like what dude you made your own hoodies and it’s like well it’s a little more complicated than that but thanks for your disproval that’s like telling anyone that you have a podcast because I’ve I’ve been back into that game with like meeting uh like my kids like the parents like in the schools and stuff and I’ve had to do that a couple times and you just can’t there’s no way to say I have a podcast without becoming sounding like The Biggest Loser of all time CU people just assume when you say oh I have a podcast you have like a side podcast that no one’s listening to and I’m just like I I do make a living off of it like I have to follow up with that and like all right okay cool like I didn’t ask it is easily the least impressive way to introduce yourself now in society like I don’t even know what to do I don’t know what the workaround is cuz you constantly feel like at a certain level you have to kind of explain it be like no this like things are going pretty good yeah right and like I have a a car thing that I’m dealing with that’s kind of frustrating and the brand of the car that I’ve had three times now they’ve reached out to our sales team to be like does he drive our car and they were like yeah he loves it and be like does he want to read ads and I was like yeah but I’m also kind of dealing with some conflict with the dealership on the tradein that I’m not too thrilled about and then I Tred TR to explain it to the sales guy without being like a do you know who I am and he’s just like what the he wanted to check with a supervisor be like this guy’s an idiot what what are we doing yeah what does this mean and I’m like no it actually it does okay and no one it you said this years ago there needs to be like a different tier right that you’re allowed to say like almost a blue check mark for that introduction if that’s your profession not a weirdo yeah and it pays well yeah and by the way it’s Range Rover for anyone wondering he drives range no big deal no big deal land or range range uh I think Land Rover is is the proper the brand oh yeah but you drive a Range Rover right I don’t know I haven’t done the reads yet we don’t know what’s in the read true sport guy sport I remember when I went to get my first one in Connecticut they were like so your co-host D the tall guy he drives a sport um all right NBA preview for playoffs uh we kind of delayed this one who do you think’s going to win it I like Boston uh I’m scared to death of Luca and what he’s been able to do and considering who they’ve gone through in the west I thought Minnesota was going to beat him I thought Oklahoma City was going to beat him I thought kawh if he was healthy I don’t know that I’ve ever picked against a team four straight times and they won the title I picked against Miami every single time last year and then it was easy to pick against them in Denver and it played out like the way I thought it would play out because it just was an incredible Miami story so there’s that haunting thought here but the one thing that I kept coming back to in all the prep that you do or whatever and you know watching all these games and being into it is that I feel like Boston has the two versus the one and what I mean by that is depending on which night you got with the Clippers I don’t know that you really felt like you were getting consistent dose of a one and two with Paul George and Harden and against Oklahoma City after SGA where they actually made it hard on him and he was still spectacular I feel even better about SGA as a player now uh Beyond just the regular season of the MVP voting like going into next year it’s like okay I don’t think there’s any debate about who he is as a guy as opposed to just one amazing year but the secondary scores were not there for them they weren’t able to provide the spacing uh this was a number one three-point shooting team in the league and I think they shot 32% in that series against Dallas and Jaylen Williams as a younger player a lot of times it’s just they’re not quite ready it’s it’s actually pretty normal and doesn’t mean that Jaylen Williams is going to be as good as we think he’s going to be and then when you look at Minnesota whether they had Rudy on the floor or Rudy and the Kyle lineups or just ignoring cap with all the open looks that he kept missing I felt like they only really had to worry about one score at all times that was Anthony Edwards and he did not answer the Bell the way we’ hoped he would and when you look at Boston their primary lineup with porzingis back is going to be five people that you have to worry about specifically two attackers with size that have been through a ton of these playoff Wars already already so I think the defensive challenge is by Dallas statistically proving out they’ve been the best defensive team you know a few weeks after the trade deadline what they’ve done against these really good teams in the west I feel like the defensive challenge is entirely different based on the lineups the talent and the spacing that porzingis is going to provide yeah who do you think is uh is the most important player for the Celtics this series I’ve got a name well it’s easy to just say Tatum and I I probably like if you tell me who hey Tatum has to be the guy and unfortunately he kind of lives in this fifth best to like eighth best player thing which is always kind of frustrating for that fan base because you kind of want him to morph into one of those top four guys and I don’t know that he’s ever going to do that that’s the way he’ll be talked about if he has a big Series wins finals MVP and the Celtics pull it off but porzingis really does feel like the most important player but it’s asking a lot of somebody who have not played competitive basketball for a month I know he’s scrimmaged and everything and he’s been a full participant but to go a month plus to be like okay now run run out there in the NBA Finals I wonder if he’ll look bad in the first game and Dallas wins Big in the first one but that’s not really how the series plays out I think a lot of times game one can be the most misleading game how the rest of the series goes but porzingis stretching the floor and pulling away these bigs whether it’s Lively or Gafford or Dallas could get really creative with how they want to match up with Personnel they also in that March first game when they played each other they ran out of porzingis Horford lineup in that as well and Horford can certainly stretch the floor too we sh we saw him shoot some big threes so know porzingis could still miss shots or whatever and then the Celtics win the series but I think matchup wise changing what Dallas has done and making their bigs do something they haven’t done before not that they’re incapable of doing it but pulling that whim Rim protection away he feels the most important for me yeah all right so I I think you touched on this on one of the Pod wait did PFT have a name though i’ oh sorry sorry what’s your name it’s an old interview trick you just say that you already know the answer but you want to hear what the other person has to say then what is your name their answer I I was going to say porzingis obviously yeah I was going to say Derek white no I was actually going to say drew holiday well Drew is who’s he gonna cover uh well when I looked at the March 1 matchup Jaylen starts on Luca but it doesn’t end with Jaylen Brown on Luca a lot they run that double screen up top for him you can’t just double Luca blindly like there was a play against Minnesota I brought up a few times where was hilarious where I think it was after a stop and Minnesota decided okay we’re just going to trap Luca here on the screen and Luca brought Gafford up I believe to set the screen and he didn’t even let him set the screen and never even got that far and here come Minnesota’s Defenders like all right we’re gonna trap him we’re gonna trap him and Luka Just Smiles and throws the ball off to Kyrie who then hits I think PJ in the corner for a wide openen three and it was all set up by Luca being like I’m not even G to let you do the thing that you just designed to do against me to change up the coverage so with Luca it’s GNA be Tatum it’s going to be Jaylen the Drew part of it he’s Stout on the perimeter but you could see some of the plays in the second matchup that I’ve referenced here that if he gets Luke if he gets Drew deep if he gets anybody deep that’s not tall enough to contest it’s over I mean Luca is still G to have is probably 30 10 and 10 every single night it’s really up to Kyrie consistently being more like he was against Minnesota than OKC and then is PJ Washington gonna be Ray Allen or Steve Allen yeah oh Steve that’s good that’s good little throwback there nice our audience will understand that reference um was when was your last on TV that Steve Allen 1994 he was on uh was it was it the pyramid yeah yeah it was what about the uh the back and forth that’s been going on uh regarding uh porzingis and Luca that they might not actually like each other might be some beef there I think Chandler Parsons put that out there said actual beef and then Lucas said I’ve probably talked to Chandler Parsons twice in my life he didn’t so much deny what Chandler Parson said just completely eviscerated him as somebody who’s completely on the outside of the situation but I’ve I’ve heard that too I’ve heard that that porzingis and and donic didn’t get along well yeah because it’s true I’ve heard it for a long I’ve never talked to Luka once in my life but it doesn’t mean you have to talk to the person to then know that it’s true and Luca is interesting in that I don’t know I don’t know enough about the story to go hey this is whose at fault and this is why this is wrong and and this guy but uh I had heard it like when porzingis got down there they’re like not super into it but I I don’t know that like Grant Williams didn’t exactly love it either although I think how has no one done the Grant Williams interview yet I mean this is this has to be like the major thing the get you guys should be getting him I know I’m not sure we can even pull it off our little popup shop but I I don’t know that it matters like what is what what’s actually going to happen I mean Luca’s going to yell at everyone including kids so he’s just GNA he’s gonna once he steps in between the lines he’s an unhinge individual which I’d probably rather have that than somebody who’s unsure of themselves yeah I love it I love it I hope he yells at dece Tatum that would rock like he’s like [ __ ] could get it could get it this series yeah no like like Dave Dave actually put it perfectly I did the rundown yesterday he’s like I hate Kyrie so much I think there’s a very good chance that come out of this series hating Luca so much more and I think that’s like what most Celtics fans are going to have to deal with because if you watch Luca if you play against Luca there’s just something about him that makes you so angry that’s what I kind of love about the way the playoffs play out on social media because you’ll go oh first time yeah like now you’re watching and let’s face it there’s a million games on I don’t expect most people to be watching all this stuff I remember like Harden being in the playoffs and then people going wait they just they’re just going to run this thing over and over and over again for two and a half hours like he’s just going to be up top with the ball and it actually kind of works a lot too like nobody’s going to move around or anything it’s like yeah dude this is what they do they’ve been doing it all year long Luca is a tough watch with the complaining yeah it felt like it got dialed down a little bit against Minnesota it’s maybe because they were just totally in control and it wasn’t Lou dart’s body just all over Luca I mean the crazy thing about Lou Dort is I think Lou D’s the best defender for Luca in the NBA and then you look at the final numbers be like I thought this guy was an awesome Defender you’re like that’s not really what it is can can I make your 30 10 and 10 really hard on you and wear you down physically where I thought Luca had moments in that Series where I’m like I don’t even know if he’s going to be able to be healthy enough the rest of the way and he’s actually looked better and better and now with the time off between the end of the Western Conference finals and the finals like he should look great but yes Celtics fans that are really watching Luca for the first time if he’s the way he normally is you’re G to hate him yeah because he’s going to be killing you in moments he’s going to hit Big Shots they’re going to win some of these games but he has non I don’t think he can actually help himself it’s not an excuse but I think he’s one of those guys that is just an absolute spaz in your friend group and you’re like and he doesn’t even realize he’s doing it yeah it’s like it’s like Hank when we golf with cameras on like he’s good when there’s no cameras on and then he can’t help it when there’s cameras on I own that video by the way let him know if you see him oh yeah you got he’s sitting right here you can get that he’ll get that video by the way anyone who’s playing I’ll follow after this what’ you say I’ll follow up after this for that thanks yeah no hit me hit me up today uh anyone who’s playing rillo bingo at home uh he was able to work in uh some James Harden hate out of nowhere so just check that one off I thought that was nice I thought that was actually kind of nice for me I don’t know how we steered the ship to oh and by the way James Harden he sucks uh speaking of steering the ship how’s your boat doing oh don’t ask well we’re in a transactional phase boat about to have the second best day of owning a boat you’re selling the boat yeah I am unfortunately I have to sell it what’s that like what’s the process selling you put an ad in the newspaper meet meet a couple guys down at the Docks maybe throwing a free hoodie well it’s a bigger boat so I’m I’m not meeting anybody yeah oh you got a guy pH calls a representative yeah yeah I get I get called you should make that guy the the representative of your boat should have to wear a rillo hoodie every time he takes a meeting yeah because we wanted to paint over because the boat’s name is Ohana which means family which I thought was just too good I think that’s what it means can you get one of your Tech Guys to double check because I was like all right Ohana I’m not sure about this and then they were like yeah it means family or Community or something like talking about Ohana is a Hawaiian term meaning family you nailed it yeah yeah L and Stitch yeah Lilo and Stitch once I knew that that’s what it was I was like perfect this is great like it was like one time I think I was at Marshalls buying socks because they’re cheaper there gang and they are there was some art that said something like the thing I love about my home is who I share it with so I bought bought it and hung it up in my house in Connecticut if you had somebody if you had a new visitor they’d be like wait what the [ __ ] is going on and so uh yeah the boat thing I was debating a chapter in my book the editors are like I don’t think that’s going to speak to as large of an audience as you need for a boat ownership chapter but when I bought it originally I was told if I put it in the charter that I was going to recoup a lot of the money back and I already knew it was [ __ ] when it was happening and I think I even said that in the ne go I go I don’t really know that I believe you or the numbers that you projected and how much it’s going to offset but U this is a learning experience and if I can offset any of the cost then we’ll try this we’ll see what happens and the projections and then the revenue I don’t even know if we hit 10% of the projections and then I found out I was paying three times as much for my Charter Insurance twice as much for my slip and then a th000 bucks a month for Charter cleaning that wasn’t actually happening and I noticed it wasn’t happening so I left some smudges on the inside of the boat knowing that I was leaving the country and I was like if I come back in a month and those smudges are still there then I’ll be like all right so I just paid a th bucks for another monthly cleaning so we moved the boat to a different Marina um learned how much more I was paying that was absurd versus not even bringing in any money in I think we went six months without a dollar and I was like what’s going on and they’re like ah the weather’s been tough I’m like zero like zero dollars for six months weather like what did like there were no tsunamis I believe in the area so um yeah we’re in the transactional phase I haven’t I haven’t retired from the boating community my license is for life that was that was a sir the question was how’s your boat yeah no that was he just did the audio book he did the audiobook chapter on the boat that got cut you know see I was kind of soft pitching it Han just maybe the editors are right Hank just got his boating license he might be in the market for a boat he’d be your captain Hank just move back to Boston because I need somebody what I really need to do is is go in on something in the sea port but I already looked into it a little bit and you’re already looking for your next boat you haven’t sold your first well I looked into there was like some boat membership thing that I was like how’s part of it Hank’s part of it that’s what I’m doing yeah no maintenance on no maintenance pitch me on it you don’t own the boat but you own a subscription essentially to multiple boats time yeah you can rent boats you have an app you just you know reserve the boat you want they got pontoons they got uh center console boats you walk up the it’s fueled up you don’t have to you know do anything and then when you’re done you just drop it off they tie it up for you you get off and and that’s it you need friends for a pontoon though I mean I me taking out the oh solo pontoon so depressing oh my God oh my God I have I have love I love going out on the boat solo here I love it and I don’t care maybe just because I like driving the boat but I’m into it but Pontoon by yourself it’s like a whole another levels like what is he trying to do there so I don’t know and the other thing I think the one Hank is talking about I think the the longest boat you can get is like a 27 foot center console and they told me I can’t ever take it out overnight have to be back by Sunset all this stuff I’m like I’m not used to these restrictions chicag Chicago’s the only city where you can take it out at night at night nice I’m sure that’s going to go really well for Hank yeah I will say that I uh I’ve spent a lot of time on boats never uh you know in charge of them and and going through that process has been a little bit a lot of responsibility you’re going to be Captain H yeah he is Captain what are you licens up to uh I got I got a Florida license I don’t really know what that means but they said that was the easiest one to get to to get M that’s safe I’m excited to be on this boat with you uh Ryan basketball question if the Dallas Mavericks were a boat which part of the boat would each player be oh wow wow uh well I think Lucas is a couple twin Volvo Penta diesel engines nice right because you just everybody knows everything runs better on diesel MH so there’s that um I think PJ would be the swim platform oh where you’re like hey do you want to lower the swim platform be like that’s [ __ ] awesome be like do you want to raise it back up like yeah we could do that too and then there’s times you’re like oh that’s right we haven’t used a swim platform in like six months yeah but man was it awesome when I was thinking about buying it oh [ __ ] the swim platform made another huge three from the corner we forgot he was in the game yeah I think that’s good everyone laughed when I got a a a swim platform everyone wanted me to get something way cooler and splasher yeah but I said no you’re going to like that swim platform it’s going to work well with the boat yeah and then yeah and then everyone walks around being like how the hell did you get that swim swim platform I didn’t know that was on the market I think Lively is the fenders okay because there’s just protection around the rim good that’s good Kyrie the steering wheel yeah uh D Jones you passed over Kyrie pretty quickly there no I’m waiting I’m saving I’m saving that cuz I want to get it right I think Derek Jones would be the doc mate if you have some kind of remote for a bigger boat to be able to dock going in reverse especially if you’re by yourself I have a dock mate where it’s like you don’t always have to use it this feels a bit like a PJ thing but man people love seeing me pull in a remote control they’re like you could just do that from the back you can just do that on your own the remote and that’s like a Dereck Jones dunk where you’re like holy [ __ ] I almost forgot how amazing this guy is at dun you don’t need it you don’t necessarily need it but people love to see it and when I bring out the little remote they’re like how does that work like hey check it out whole thing’s ready to go is Kyrie the tender what’s that you don’t know what a tender is I don’t know what a tender is either okay come on Hank fill this guy in Hank what’s the Tinder you know the tender Hank hell no you don’t know a tender what’s back in school buddy Max what’s the tender that’s not yeah they don’t need it for Florida waters yeah that’s that’s why Florida left that part of the test off it’s the Dory dude the tender boat that’s a type of well look The Tender Is the if you have a big enough boat a tender is like the raft or the little 15ot thing that you drop down so if you’re life you want to sound cool it’s a Lifeboat no no it’s not a Lifeboat oh it’s another boat that takes you to your boat right right so if you can’t pull into a slip or you can’t be in a marina there’s nowhere safe surprised you haven’t read wide wide sea yet by Hampton sides but if you I mean these guys in these big boats back in the day I mean they get to close to land but then they’d have to spend forever trying to figure out where they could actually anchor properly and then they would take their boats in so the tender is um it can really connect you to life but if you don’t have it you can feel as if you’re on your own and and maybe you can’t understand the terrain enough yeah so that’s kind of Kyrie you’re looking at the terrain and you’re like this looks like it’s a round sphere but then you have the tender it’s like actually it’s all flat yeah cuz it’s smaller and the perspectives are all different yeah you’re not actually you’re you’re not navigating you’re just short short tripping it if you’re on a big boat and you get to the dock you you think that you’re there but you’re not ever actually there until you can get into the tender and actually arrive doc yes but moing no so the tender the tender connects you to life in Exploration but it’s certainly not the most important part of the voyage yeah this is good this that was very informative very informative very informative uh Ryan not to throw one at you here but you’re good on your feet if Luca wins the title here would he be a top seven uh title run by a single player uh let me think just off top of your head yeah single player well it depends on what you think of Kyrie and for the longest time I think KY ‘s value was well he he diminished it as much as anybody else ever did in your eyes yeah I I don’t have any time for people to being like hey you know it’s like wait what like we’re all supposed to act like it was awesome the whole time all of these years because he made some shots like give me a break so he’s actually in a in a weird way Kyrie if they were to win this whole thing and then everything that happens it’s like he never really had to be a number one and yet he’s going to be praised as somebody as if he was misunderstood good and somehow undervalued where I think anybody that’s a basketball fan appreciates how incredibly skilled he is but when people start coming at you with like he’s the most talented player of all time it’s like okay so then you’re admitting that he’s one of the most disappointing players ever yeah true good point right good point so like if you’re the best who have ever done this thing that we’ve seen thousands of players showcase their skills and he’s better than every single one of them and this is what his career has been to this point but we all know that winning cures all these things that winning actually completely distorts to I think comical ways the way we’ll talk about these these accomplishments right after they happen like we cannot help ourselves right after something happens and if Kyrie to win this title it’s going to like be some really like weird referendums on what we should have been doing while all the bad stuff was happening not for just one season but for multiple Seasons the guy looked like he didn’t really care about playing basketball anymore um so as far as Luca and what this will mean as a single person it’s probably still not as good as Dirks if you want to keep it with the Mavs because that team was that team was fascinating and remember Cuban was like okay great we won a title we finally did it this is awesome but we’re really not this good so I’m not going to resign everybody yeah so that’s that’s kind of a oneman thing I mean Wade still had a diminished version of Shaq but he had Shaq and Wade was so incredible in that one run but that team isn’t historically like one of these great alltime teams pretty quickly after that they were completely off the map for that one um what what are there other ones that you’re thinking of here just kind kawhai with Toronto yeah Bill Walton I always feel like the 19 the 19 Toronto thing it’s like good for them but let’s also be realistic about what happened to Golden State there so true good point that one feels a little different I mean if Tatum and Brown went down in the finals and then Luca wins a title we’re not going to look at that title the same way yeah so you so I think you’re saying he might be we might have a chance for top seven right around seven he goes crazy do you even know the other six Bill Walton Bill walon MJ 91 um kawhai I’m with you on the MJ stuff because I felt like the MJ doc started telling a story of Pippen that wasn’t accurate for how it actually went down like Pippen I know he had the MVP voting year that was really impressive but I mean you tell me as your favorite team I don’t think Pippen was ever really talked about as being one of the four or five best players in the league consecutive Seasons the way it felt like the last dance kind of told that story I thought those are two different things he’s like an alltime player but he was never you never like that’s the best player yeah like you said like the best player on a team can he run his own team I know obviously they got to the you know close but then you saw what happened we get back to Ryan in a second he’s brought to you by proper 12 here’s a proper Springtime pick proper 12 Irish Apple a delicious blend of propers award W winning Irish whiskey with crisp and fresh notes of Irish Apple it’s perfect neat or with a little ginger ale 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take you if you want to discover more visit Facebook and now here’s more rilla I mean there there’s a couple that would come to mind if they did win in the finals the uh the Jason kid Nets would be probably top three Allen Iverson Sixers if they had won that that’s probably number one that was a crazy playoffs I guess you could throw a Kobe in there late Kobe which Kobe though 09 yeah late Kobe but pal got there in8 it turned everything around if Pal doesn’t show up I don’t even think I don’t even know if Kobe has the last two rings maybe something else happens but uh the Iverson one sure but the East stunk the East was go back and look at that East it was awful yeah I think we’re talking ourselves into it so who else we got did we Luka could be it well it’s none of the Warriors teams it’s none of the LeBron teams what is cuz they’re just Stacks it’s not the Celtics it’s not the Celtics in ’08 what what about LeBron when he beat the Warriors well then you have Kyrie yeah yeah it’s true true but then but also so does Luca yeah a later version of Kyrie what about what about uh any birder magic years no those teams are stacked yeah all right so yeah Spurs because he’s got Kawai the second time through all the other years is Parker job so I think we just made a I think top seven might top seven yeah Giannis is a good one 50o game but now we’re just kind of naming players and the Raptors I said Ka and the Raptors yeah but he Ryan said because everyone on the Warriors got hurt he doesn’t count that as a title that’s fair that’s about that’s pretty much what I said all right I have a real question here um something weird has happened with this Celtics team in the fact that I think maybe it’s because they’ve been around for so long that like the national media maybe is like trying to poke holes where it’s like are they underperforming I I I’m in a gambling chat and someone dropped a a note last night that I thought thought was pretty interesting basically the Celtics in this run with Tatum and brown have uh only underperformed twice and it was against the Heat in 20 or 2020 and the heat in 2023 every other series that they’ve been favored they’ve won and there’s a couple that they were underdogs and they won so it what what is it about it is it because they’ve been they they went so far so early that they’ve been around for so long that we like like why haven’t these guys won a title when you can actually look at it and I know you like to do this where it’s like tell the story they ran into a Lebron team they ran into you know the Nets when they were very close to beating the Bucks that year the Bucks won so like what is it it’s everything you just said we we completely agree there’s almost an unwarranted hangover with this team where if this was the first version like say they were a 48- win team and it’s like yeah Tatum and brown are pretty good and it’s like wait they added porzingis and they added Drew holiday and they won 60 plus games and they smashed all these teams and their point differential is where with all these other historic teams that won titles and are some of the I think it’s on that list you look at those teams you’re like those might be four of the five best teams we’ve ever seen in NBA history and the Celtics are plugged in there too I think they’d be talked about a little bit differently but I’m as guilty of this as anyone whether it’s daily shows and all the stuff that I used to have to do or still do now is that you’re trying to think of all these different storylines like what does this mean what does this mean but I’ve said it before when they were in the western or excuse me when they were in the Eastern Conference Finals in 17 they were they people thought they were going to that year kind of rebuilding and then that’s when people were going Brad Stevens for president and the Absurd topics of like how many players do you take before take Brad Stevens because of 2017 and guys are trying to say like maybe four or five players then I take Brad Stevens I love Brad Stevens that’s one of the dumbest things we’ve said in modern NBA history where you’d be like I’ll take Brad over the other 445 guys that’s ridiculous but that’s the kind of stuff we were doing because they’re like wait why how are the Celtics already this good and then you see what happens to him in 17 when they play LeBron it’s like oh wait like they’re not that good and they still went seven right that was in 18 they went seven where I mean it really came down down the last few possessions and the Celtics could have got to the finals there and that was without Kyrie um because he wasn’t there for the game and so I think them being ahead of schedule early has led to more concerned and perhap warranted of like as if they’re this seven-year failure PRI prior to what happens here 2020 I felt like more of a tossup as opposed to the gambling odds 2023 was was devastating yeah that that was that was horrifying so you have 22 where you’re like I don’t know if I really trust these guys to close out against Curry and it doesn’t happen 23 is a disaster so I think 22 and 23 are baked into some of the I think some of the concerns are warant look I’ve watched them all season long and there are moments where I’m like what are you guys going to do just going to ISO in this huge possession and then nobody’s going to move and nobody’s going to pass like are you going to fall into these traps if the three-point shots don’t fall like that has to be concern for anybody that’s watched him but feel like it’s it’s added layers that have nothing to do with the 24 roster because this is the best team of all of these teams they’ve had throughout this entire run however short they’ve come up in the Conference Finals yeah yeah and it’s it’s it’s funny too because it it that’s like the big picture Celtics and then the small picture is that Jason Tatum I don’t remember a finals where it’s like yes obviously legacies are always you know on the line but if the Celtics lose this it’s Jason Tatum we told you he’s not that good and if if the Celtics win this he’s going to go play the Olympics and then get a super max which would be the biggest contract at the time before Luca signs his and then we’re going to have the conversation as Jason Tatum the best player in the league because you know that’s coming so it’s like the the volatility of this finals for him personally is absolutely insane totally totally agree I mean think about it this way and how absurd this can all be is and this is why I I try to push back on it but at the same time too it’s not like you’ve memorized every little intricate detail of all these playoffs like well yeah but in 83 when Tony you were like what uh Tatum could play the exact same Series right you play the exact same series you come down in the last few possessions and they could lose in game seven Luca is better than everybody else I don’t think there’s really any debate about that I mean other than joic but as far as the series like there is a I think a significant gap between Tatum and uh Luca even if the numbers would tell you it’s a little bit closer but Tatum could be great the whole time conversely Luca could be great the whole time and then the opposing team hits that one Big Shot towards the end and then we act like that player is completely different not so much even for Luca because I think most people look at this and be like okay this is a nice little reminder that last year was fluky and he’s probably the best offensive bet for one possession of any player in the league but the Tatum thing is gonna be weird because I’m gonna go like all right well he’s awesome he’s awesome like it’s awesome to have Jason Tatum as your best player but I’m not going to start putting him ahead of Giannis and SGA it’ll be interesting to see how far somebody goes with it because somebody like people won’t be able to help themselves the morning after it happens but my general point is the player is usually the same but the outcome is different and history is only you remember the winners but then we have to add this other part of like well can’t Tatum just still be awesome and be like a top seven guy like no no do you not understand the rules yeah right we’ve we’ve we’ve got to say would you rather have him than SGA which I think would be wrong even if he wins it yeah I think the rules are if he wins if he wins Finals MVP Celtics win then he’s the number one two or three player in the NBA if he loses then he’s outside the top 10 entirely and a bum he won’t be outside the top 10 FR no no no these are the rules that’ be a fraud right fraud and a bom yeah these are the rules yeah no I’m saying if he loses we will drop him I I can I can sense Hank you can’t get to 10 you can’t be reasonable I’m not saying 10 we’ll get to 10 no problem try to get to 10 give me give me the hypothetical T loses the series and six ahead of so we got joic yep we got donic yep we’ve got ID embiid uh SGA why does he always get a pass for just never being good to playoffs hey shut the [ __ ] up hold on we’re just doing this hypothetical we’re doing a hypothetical embiid so that’s four uh giis wait wait we did yic yeah yic Donis twice embiid Giannis SGA that’s five Anthony Edwards next up next Michael Jordan that’s six uh Jaylen Brown played better than Tatum in the finals so he’s at seven yeah that’s true uh you got to put KD in there still too right KD you got to put him in there I of respect LeBron LeBron LeBron and Anthony Davis I was going to say James Harden but yeah j harden Zion too he doesn’t get hurt if he doesn’t get hurt look out Trey young Trey young listen I can you love Tryon who yell tray yeah I can keep these names Kur Steph we didn’t say Steph oh Steph we might be like 15 if you let us keep going Maxi did Maxi Tyrese Maxi warmed up Max Max say maxi Max J J Brunson great Point ABS jayen Brunson say what you want about he would never lose in the finals yep yep n he definitely won’t lose in the finals yes yes he will not lose in the finals you didn’t mention my guy Booker yeah Kevin Booker he’s them yeah oh wemy what the [ __ ] are we doing Wy might be number one guaranteed yeah we this easy this is an easy game to play this is light work I’ll admit I have a problem with embiid being named so soon oh I just want that I just want that stated for the record that curious to know your your thoughts on why you don’t think embiid should be top three I’m over it oh okay go off Max unmute your mic Max put the camera on yourself yeah put put the camera this is a Max vers rillo 1 V one we CU he gets hurt no I’m I’m willing to understand the the argument that he gets hurt oh wow understand it but not accept it the guy built glass when we say he’s made out of glass Max to jump through the py like how are we supposed to predict Belle’s paly in the playoffs all right what does that have to do with like someone’s like medical like consistency okay but what about what about everything else all right he still had a good playoffs you you get Belle’s py from using crutches too much all right so it’s a fact so so ril you’re over it that’s your that’s your opening statement to Max to the world to the world and what what would be your your followup to over it so Zack low who we all love and have a tremendous amount of respect for he was I mean we can’t I love like I can’t get enough of the top five stuff okay like I make myself do it before the season starts and I make myself updated again during the season I’m a little bit more stubborn with it where I feel like like if Luca were to win this forget joic right that guy’s just invisible and it’s like Luca is the best player like there’s not going to be enough room on the Luca is the best play and I’m going to like emphatically I may even tweet out be like yic is still the best player in the world just want to remind everybody not a big deal I have Luca 2 I voted Luca 2 for MVP but when it comes to be I think for the longest time because I think a lot of us that were were neutral or fans were huge fans of the personality um felt bad about all the different injuries felt bad about people giving him [ __ ] for being upset after the Toronto series and then Ben Simmons taking swipes at him and then Ben Simmons mentally shutting down and never being the same except posting workout videos all the time and then Ben Simmons posting another thing when the Sixers had lost to the playoffs and he’s [ __ ] at home doing nothing like trolling the Sixers and embiid I was team embiid for a really long time I voted on MVP two years ago and I had a really hard time with that vote because I just didn’t know I was like are you g to feel great about this the way the rest of it played out but part of it’s just because of how aggressive I think Sixers fans were about the embiid yic argument where I felt like they just really weren’t even watching joic but were totally comfortable just dissing him the entire time as if it was insufferable or actually they were insufferable insulting to suggest that anybody was better than embiid and like at this point like what what am I supposed to do with him Zack low is like he’s irrefutably in the top four and I was like let’s refute yeah let’s let’s refute because it is at least the way I have it is I have it as as jic Luca Giannis SGA you could flip a coin with I think it’s those four and that fifth spot is not reserved for embiid for me anymore in the way that it was prior to this season I mean at some point man this season he was incredible when he played this year he was awesome it was the best year of his career what are you talking about this this might be the this might be the best 331 and six in the playoffs this year better than [ __ ] Tatum’s averages in the playoffs this we might have just and I just sent you guys a stat about Tatum saw I saw that we’ll get to that this might be the best new debate show because rilla just comes in calmly with facts and then you just have an idiot screaming into a microphone I like Max first of all but I sensed a tone change from Max from the first time when we talked about embiid to it’s like he needed to get warm so yeah good to have you here uh how about this I don’t give a [ __ ] what any of his stats are I I just don’t give a [ __ ] his PE was actually on track to be like the greatest single PR of anyone I mean those are incredible I know what the numbers are I know what the final totals are you know what I’m sick of seeing I’m sick of seeing playoff games where I need him to figure out a way to unlock The Possession and get him into his stuff on his own in a way that I don’t think he’s capable of doing the way other guys are he’s just not and part of it’s like the center position he’s this incredibly skilled guy for his size which is what attracts us to what’s possible with him but I’ve just watched up I’m not going to debate people on this anymore I’ve been saying it for [ __ ] years catch late possession dribble bring a late double he’s just he hasn’t figured out some of the stuff that he needs to do to get me beyond the 305 and all the awesome shooting numbers that you could any any mbid guy can beat me over the head with all sorts of stats I’m asking you if you’re a Sixers fan do you feel super comfortable in those moments where it’s up to him I don’t if you do congrats to you for having unwavering Fai but I I want to know how many players like that you are comfortable well I have a question for you like if Jason Tatum no matter what is the only guy on the court every single time you go to him you comfortable I think he can get himself into something easier than embiid can I think embiid is still a dependent I think in those possessions I think embiid is still someone that is kind of dependent upon someone getting him to where he needs to go to work from and that’s just a simple big guard perimeter that’s what you need to that’s what you need to say is that there’s no Center in the league that could do what rill’s talking about oh [ __ ] there is joic oh the guy Sixers fan [ __ ] on for two straight years and then saw him in the finals and I just can’t believe some of the Sixers stuff oh man [ __ ] I was trying to defend Max there Ryan I got I guess I know too much ball yog is good yog is good make that a quote yog is good uh Hank do you have any questions for rillo Hank is Hank is he’s been through a roller coaster these playoffs he was very scared of the Heat game two got him to a point that we hated seeing where we had to drag cocky Hank back out of him he’s now back to cocky Hank he know he he’s feeling himself uh but I know he also deep down like there’s a lot of pressure because like we said the cells has been around for a long time here in the LA this iteration have not won anything everyone’s going to talk about the East being so easy he knows how much is at stake for him personally he said he might not he might just disappear from the internet if the Celtics don’t win this series so Hank G get your worries out to rillo how important is game one like if can they lose game one and still win the series yes absolutely cuz that that that so you’re scared that’s so he’s just been thinking about game one you’re terrified I am thinking about game about we need it to start no but you can’t win two until you win one you’re not thinking about one game at a time because you’re saying if we if we lose game one can we still win you’re already thinking about game two rillo is G one a must win or a can’t lose blame pie yeah geez yeah I don’t know uh I don’t think it’s think it’s more important for Dallas to get that first one oh okay so can Dallas win the series if they lose game one yeah what oh because yeah home court how’s that work cuz no if Dallas they win they’ve still got you know they’ve got their home games ahead of him you can drop does anyone here does anyone here think that like one team is severely better than the other one I team yes I I’m betting on the Celtics to win easily um just so I can get really mad at the Celtics when they don’t I think the Celtics team is better than the Mavericks I think Luca is better than everyone else on the Celtics team Hank you raised your hand in the background you think there’s a pretty big gap between Boston and Dallas yeah I do which makes me scared if you know cuz you know in the past the Celtics have kind of tightened up in some of these big games so and they know they’re the better team and if you know somehow they drop one of the games early then they’re going to tighten up that’s my that’s my biggest fear they’re the better team and they know that but you lose one a game maybe it’s a close game and all of a sudden like things get tight pressure pressure gets turned up pressure creates diamonds yeah I I in 22 I pick Golden State the statistical models were all over Boston I mean some of the models were absurd how much they love the Celtics and their chances of winning the finals and I was like God this feels like really dismissive of who golden state is this time around I don’t want to be dismissive of Dallas because I don’t know that you can look at any of the year-long stats they’re two completely different teams they have bottled up some really good offensive players here in the playoffs they you know they they shut down an Oklahoma City team that you thought like okay at least they’re going to score like can you really turn off their offense and other than SGA going crazy like that game for SGA like that’s not supposed to happen hit every mid-range shot just start pulling up because he knew he had to do it all on himself because of how good the defense has been from Derek Jones and PJ taking on SGA and the rim protection and Kyrie being like more aware and locked in off the ball and showing like real effort for the first time that I think I’ve seen in like six years from him defensively because I think he’s had some decent moments in the past and where Luca who’s not good defensively it hasn’t been an issue and he hasn’t been targeted I have a ton of respect for them them but I just feel like Boston can attack them in a way that hasn’t happened before uh at least in these playoffs and maybe they figure it out but I I’ve just seen too many series man where game one happens and then everyone thinks that the rest of the series is going to go the way game one goes it’s just not the way Sports work 48 hours later and also you’d have to think if Boston’s down that because they’ve been through this before that has to mean something it has to mean something that Drew holiday has been through some of the stuff not with this group but all the years that he’s been in Milwaukee and my favorite thing I’ve ever learned from this is like when you’re down and the other team is close to you and talent that other team should be so motivated to not be blowing the series and look the Minnesota series could have gone a couple different ways if Minnesota just didn’t screw up with the basketball down the stretch but Luca is the best closer in the game and that’s kind of what you’re faced with so if it ends up being a bunch of close games and Boston has not hit three-point shots like this could easily go Dallas’s way but I still think Boston has more options than they faced so far if someone on the Celtics was going to win Finals MVP not named Jason Tatum or Jaylen Brown who do you think it would be uh I I think because Derek white could probably be somebody they ignore and he hits a ton of Threes but remember the final stuff becomes like almost Heisman momenty like whether it’s the quarterback Super Bowl thing or it’s hey leading scorer best player whatever we give it to T him give it to Luca but there have been other times where I think like Jaylen Brown won the Eastern Conference Finals MVP because of the three-point shot and then I think finding Derek white for that other big three against the Pacers I think Tatum’s clearly more important the way other teams defend they’re more worried about Tatum first and then Jaylen second same thing happened against Miami with hero on Jaylen Brown and then Caleb Martin on Tatum same thing happened against Cleveland where stru starts on Jaylen Brown and or coros on Tatum they actually switched that one because Brown was going off and then with the Pacers they had n Smith who’s their best equipped bigger Wing he starts out on Tatum and I think that should matter somewhat uh when you’re looking at who’s actually dictating what’s happening in all of these games yeah it the finals MVP becomes a popularity vote unless your name Steph Curry yeah I still hate the 15 vote so much I hate that vote like it’s like yeah but idala you’re like what it’s such a funny trivia that he won Finals MVP yeah though defense is important yeah defense is important what about the coaches yeah can you give us a breakdown of uh of strengths weaknesses of kid and Missoula I think kid’s strengths are something where it’s like there’s never going to be a moment where he’s ever going to be thrown off by any of it right he’s played in the finals he’s coached a few different stops I think the broadcast has done a good job in talking about how they there’s just this respect that you’re going to have for kid that you’re not going to have for other coaches you know pro athletes I mean Big Cat knows he’s friends with tons of them these guys will absolutely stop listening to you the second they think they should stop listening to you and usually that’ll start with somebody were like what did this guy do again [ __ ] played it West Virginia like what you know where on the other side it’s Jason kid and it it’s not really the X’s and O’s as much as it’s getting the message across to these guys but I think in a series the coaches that it’s this fine line of like hey this is who we’ve been this is who we’ve been this entire season this is where we’re at now so let’s not freak out when Luca Burns us on the thing that we want to do defensively let’s not burn through a bunch of different looks just because a guy hit a three in the corner but then I think some coaches are just like I had all these plans and I told myself I was going to follow the course and now none of the things I was prepping for working out this way so let’s like change everything and then the players are like wait what the [ __ ] are we doing like we we mapped this out we said these were going to be our rules this we said this is how we’re going to send help or not send help to Luca and now TJ Washington hits three shots in the first quarter and we’re going to start scrambling is if the whole Playbook is thrown out and I don’t think kid would ever be that way and you know Missoula is a tougher scattering point because he just hasn’t been around as long and the team is loaded yeah couldn’t you say that that’s actually a strength of Missoula as well where he has his system and he just keep because like the Celtics when they don’t shoot well from three can look like the worst team in the NBA like they’ve had it a couple times in these playoffs or twice but he’s like this is our syst we’re going to keep doing it it’s not we’re not going to just change it because we they’re not changing that yeah I think you’re absolutely right and like maybe stubborn is the wrong word there but when you think about the body of work here be like wait you want me to do something different because there’s going to be a night a few threes don’t go in I think my biggest issue with the Celtics and we’ve talked about the in part of it and there was that Atlanta regular season loss where I was like are you guys seriously going to do this like you’re serious like when they blew the game to Cleveland and the other part of the lesson here is that we don’t really have that many games like this to really even point to and then with any Dallas bad stretches we just kind of erase them because you’re like okay well they closed the season 12 and three they had this incredible defense so what is there really to critique but the analogy that I’ve I’ve used before is if you have a really special score okay and he’s getting his 22 shots up a game you know there’s going to be five shots in there where you’re like what were you thinking on that like that’s just a contested shot you missed a read here this was too early in the shot clock like what are you doing but the problem is and it’s not really even a problem but like that’s almost aack not to get into that topic that’s attacks those five shots that you don’t love are all baked into the rest of the shots you’re like I can’t believe he made that or I can’t even believe he was confident in his abilities enough to even take this shot especially in the playoff game where you’re going to need guys taking really difficult shots because other guys are just not going to be as comfortable and that’s what the Superstar is tasked with the Celtics from a team standpoint I’ll watch all these games and I know they’re going to shoot a million threes and they do a great job of just stretching the defense out in all of these different corners but there’s also going to be five or seven threes like what I know you are really three-point happy and I know everybody has a green light but that was with like 16 seconds left in the shot clock and you took that one like into the break offer dribble and you didn’t even look at what the defense was presenting you and you decided that was the best shot and it was way too early so even though their overall shot quality is really really high um I guess I’m being a little too stubborn with it I stubborn again isn’t really the right word but being too critical of of the handful of possessions that every team is going to have in every big game you’re like what the hell was that but did anybody make you take that bad shot or did you just decide to go ahead and take it and that’s been the green light part of this Celtics team yeah all right last question rowback question rhob bac.com promo code take 20% off your first purchase qzip polos hoodies joggers shorts and swimsuits roback.com rhob bac.com uh promo code take my last question for you Ryan is uh do you have uh numbers that you can share with us uh in terms of in the gym right now what are we currently working with okay obviously uh you always get the injury stuff with me but got uh no excuses you can’t do that after you did the embiid stuff that’s fair well if he put up 24 reps of 225 let me know oh Ryan rilla I’m over it I’m over always hurt always hurt always has a has a caveat for his bench press almost killed himself building a squat rack in his garage over it not I’m not dying today not dying like this you should actually do that as a script a guy who dies at the end of the movie no you’re like it’s like Lone Survivor but it’s just Ryan rillo versus squat rck I’ve got one for sale if anybody’s interested what are you squatting these days oh I haven’t squatted now for a while just tell we could tell on your legs over it we could tell I saw I saw those pictures and I we could tell I commented using several burners like yeah we could tell who stapled these Twigs to rilla’s torso I feel like you passed over that bench press number kind of quickly 24 times I asked somebody for a spot and then he was like what are you that happens cuz I was like I’m feeling it today I was like I feel really good today I was like let me see what I could do let’s see let’s see what happens and then I just you know what I did towards the end I was struggling and I went choose to be strong oh strength is a choice that’s good huge Mind Over Matter yeah yeah so I was I was like wait how many more do you have I go hey why don’t you just choose to be strong choose strength hashtag it’s a great hashtag choose strength yes um speaking of hey can what happened with Billy football on a few different fronts all right where do you want to start his his political career seemed quick derailed yes he got derailed I was I was red what happened I was rued for Billy he was trying to get the signatures necessary to be the Republican candidate in New York’s thirdd district and uh he ran up against the establishment Who challenged all of his signatures and they found uh a couple errors in the signatures with like addresses things like that basically they had lawyers Billy didn’t have lawyers so they just kept suing him and filing court cases against him to the point where Billy was like I can’t do this I can’t pay for it anymore that sucks okay SW got him yeah uh the firefest guy challenged him a fight or was he just trying to promote his brand I think safe to say he’s promoting his brand yeah yeah I don’t think he wants anything to do with Billy I mean I’ve seen the footage no yeah I I mean yeah yeah so I don’t know cuz CU firefest Billy just won his first kickboxing match he knocked the dude out so the fire yeah the fir fist guy wants to kickbox Billy is just a he’s a prize fighter yeah we can’t sanction a kickboxing fight and we also I think after the Jose cono uh fight we made a hard and fast rule don’t do the fight business with guys who are known schemers you think the firefist guys’s a known schemer let’s hear him out uh you are in the fight game though it is true there’s always there’s always some gray area in there true that is true imagine if the firefest guy kicked Billy football’s ass I think he’d be the new Billy football yeah we’d have to hire him he’d have to get the the surname football oh I don’t want to see that I no I don’t want see either we shared it on the Pod today and I know everybody has to run here but I like to update different confrontations that I have throughout my life because I’ve got to a point where I’ll just say like hey I think I think you’re doing this wrong like instead of stewing and being quiet like how we mostly do like you know I got to worry about myself here a little bit I’m going to just say hey I was at the Equinox in SoHo and some kid had the rope pull down I asked if he was using it it was on the ground and he was using a different attachment on a cable and he said yeah I am going to use it and I was like but it’s on the ground and he’s like yeah I’m using it I was like okay I already sized him up [ __ ] probably went to choke across so I got my timer going to keep my Pace lined up with my goals and five minutes go by my timer he hasn’t touched the ropes the Rope pull down thing so I just grabbed it he’s like whoa what are you what are you doing and I was like you realize what you’re doing do you realize that if everybody did this like took future accessories and piled them up around them so that you wouldn’t have to wait that would [ __ ] up the entire ecosystem we have here right and he still just could not understand he could not understand that I thought what he was doing was wrong so the other night W to swing a golf club first time since CF te um seventh hole I’m lining up a putt on the green par three at night here in LA and the guy hits right onto the green and I go hm that’s weird all right whatever part three rules are out the door nice shot and then I was like maybe it’s a one-off i blade my t-shot on eight he’s walking up sees it goes nice shot and I was like wait what like am I actually getting the business from this kid and then as I walk from the T box to my t- shop which is just behind the green I was going to have to chip up over this mound to get it back on I did save par and uh as I’m walking down the Fairway he just tees off again and actually sticks it right at the pin and so then I wait till N I go what the [ __ ] are you doing he’s like I’m sorry sir I’m just very confident in my abilities and I that guy rules right and I went like and he he was athletic he’s an athletic build and I I was just looking at him and I thought to your point about sizing people up I was like well if he’s that good at golf he can’t be tough yeah yeah that’s good point right right yeah yeah if you’re really really good like if you’re if you hit a couple good shots every now and again then you can be might be an athlete yeah the fluid like the fluid nature of a swing is not a tough guy thing he’s got to practice a lot of golf probably hangs out with other golfers yeah that’s what I said to him I go if you’re this good then you should know what you’re doing is kind of [ __ ] stupid I was like what what what do you think what’s GNA happen here and what he’s like I just really wanted to play with you man in like condescending Tik Tock voice and I went all right and I was like okay and my favorite thing to do is like oh yeah you’re right you’re right I’m wrong I’m the wrong one here for for being annoyed by the [ __ ] you’re doing and then um as I finished up on 10 I was talking to these other guys because he’s like yeah he yelled in my back swing and then his final Act of defiance is he hit his t-shot off of 10 and as we were walking away from the green he screams four at the top of his lungs and his shot was like on the total other side of the green I kind of like kind like those are some good pranks that’s that’s a good bit like this guy I kind of want to be friends with him Ryan the uh the story of at the gym you texted me that because that was the night after the Wisconsin J game that we went to yeah speaking of Confrontation yeah the never ending but but when you when you texted that to me you were like I’m hung over got into a verbal altercation at the gym it made me realize one of the best cures for a hangover that no one ever talks about getting into an altercation with someone yes it gets your blood it gets adrenaline you get like clear you your brain turns it eliminates all the fog to it I like to jerk off instead of that but yeah smoke weed jack off or get into a verbal Al altercation in public yeah a safe one a safe one controlled area cuz you right cuz getting stabbed would probably make the hangover or The Hangover Part would go away but then you’re going to have different issues but I love these little moments because I’ve as I’ve aged I start to think more of us are aligned more of us want the right things more of us and I just think we need to develop [ __ ] up Island if you ever watch like Moon r and James Bond the guy just wanted to blow up the whole planet and start over with a bunch of tall hot blondes that’s aggressive but if you just had hey you guys guy that did that yeah you guys just want to you just want to punk each other and get in each other’s way scam systems and [ __ ] everything up for everybody else make fraudulent insurance claims like here’s [ __ ] up Island you guys just all live there and you can all deal with each other and all the consequences while the rest of us that don’t want to be like that will be over here maybe we’ll get some more stuff done so that was a perfect ending because you just you came up with firefest no I came up with Billy football’s new campaign strategy a [ __ ] up Island dud can’t buy houses anymore I think you just invented jail yeah Australia yeah future jail yeah Australia reinvented maybe Australia rebranding yeah there you go all right well Ryan you’re the best uh we love having you on hopefully we see you soon maybe grit week so uh yeah well I don’t know son’s boat we’ll see but maybe I can rent something maybe Hank will have a lead on something and we can have him Captain it yeah oh that would be so emasculating if what if you still had your boat and Hank just stepped onto he’s like I’ll take this from here Ryan yeah Captain Hanks aboard don’t worry would be tough but I’d know that Florida training in a second yeah oh man all right thanks Ryan thanks guys brilla was brought to you by NCAA college football it’s here it’s here you’ve seen the clips you’ve seen the trailers the new college football game is here with campus IQ gameplay there’s 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get Madden NFL 25 check it out college football is here okay Henry let’s finish up with guys on chicks dudes on chicks dude dude vest is gonna rock so hard so hard no no Hank you’re I did you hear that PFD Hank is he’s mocking Hank is I’m echoing that was the definition of an echo I think that Hank thinks his job is to just uh tell people why all their ideas are not realistic yeah can everyone who this is this is insane insane please tweet me if you think I should let Hank come to dude Fest cuz his attitude stinks about dude Fest it imagine being on the wrong side of history of dude Fest what have I done or said that would suggest I’m on the like anti- dude Fest a lot just play it back yeah I’m just trying to I’m trying to iron out your thoughts my bad hey let me ask do you want to come to dude Fest of course are you sure yes do you want to present it dude Fest we should yeah we should we should do a a dart like a nine Darter I I’ve got an idea for the challeng for the start of it got him from dud I’ve got an idea from the start of it yeah Hank you want to lead everybody in I want to stand with you in a mountain yeah that’s not name the song uh Truly Madly Deeply do you want to do it yeah I would love to unfortunately we don’t have time you got cut again so darts is a great idea Hank you’re back in on dude Fest Max you want to do truly badly deeply I’d love to okay great that’s something where we should pay like we there’s certain budgets like big time weightlifter we need to pay for that and uh the guy who whistles we got to pay for him and darts we should get a couple professional darters hey PMT guys my boyfriend and I always discuss this would you rather would you rather all of your teams win this year and never again or let it play out as it normally would both ways you don’t know about the choice that would be made thanks guys love the show yeah this is definitely a dude there’s no way that so are you saying guy and his girlfriend all my teams win this is a guy and his buddy in one calendar year and then it never happens again I know it’s never going to happen again no you don’t I don’t know that it’s never going to happen you don’t know it’s G to happen again or that it’s never going to happen uh I think you got to take the year it would be a great year well because all right I’m thinking about all all my teams so I’m thinking about my college teams too and I don’t think that my college teams are ever going to win a title so I’m basically getting a guaranteed one that I would never get right so the way I’m breaking it down I’ve been fortunate enough to have cap Stanley Cup champions Nationals World Series champions so I would get wizards and commanders but all in the same year and I’ve I barely remember the Redskins in 1991 92 I think I think I would take it I sweeping the entire board for an entire year I mean you just you have that for the rest of your life you’re like that year was the greatest year of my entire life you know what I would do if that happened to me I would I would retire from being a sports fan yeah I’d walk away on top I’d be like this is it’s been great see you guys but you wouldn’t because you wouldn’t know I’d secretly yeah I wouldn’t know but I feel like it might be a move to just say like this is as good as my life will ever get as sports fan I think I would take it yeah because if you don’t take it you’re basically trying to say that uh you’ll win more over the course of your year of of your life otherwise I don’t yeah but life is listen you never know when it’s going to end and you don’t want to be looking back being like I’m I never got to see the one team that I really wanted I the the key here is to know that it you you wouldn’t be able to know that that was the end because if you knew it was the end I think that changes the whole hypothetical where if you got all your championships in one year but then you knew at the end of that year you would never win another one I don’t think I’d take that but but maybe if so if speaking from mine and your perspective if we had this year and for you Wisconson football and basketball one if and and women’s hockey and women’s hockey if James Madison won the national championship in football yeah in addition to all my other sports I think I would figure out that something was going on I’d probably think I’m already dead and thisen no no you would be like this is going to keep happening like this is just this is my life now me is that how it goes Hank before you realize ever going to win again so yeah I I think that’s the answer as long as you had the ability to not know what was happening because if you knew that you would never ever taste it again I think it would be it would ruin sports for you for the rest of your life if you just yeah if you were guaranteed no but you’re not you’re still you still don’t know what’s going to happen true sup Dad cat PFT bagger and handsome Hank my husband will only buy fall scented candles despite it being a billion degrees outside our house always smells like a Brisk October morning and he says it’s to remind him that football exists and it’s right around the corner is this normal behavior it’s genius Behavior it’s genius it’s really smart even in the summer what what do you want your house to smell like in the summertime the ocean I’d rather no I I want to go to the ocean but I want to I want to smell football yeah I want to smell leaves pumpkin I want to smell football summer yeah I was thinking about this yesterday I kind of wish football season was in a different part of the year no hear me out no hear me out I won’t just hear me out real quick I actually don’t want to hear you out hear me out I think so obviously Falls the best because of football season but would Falls would the spring be the best because of football season if it was if football season was in the spring and here’s why we always have the summer going into football season and I find myself I know this is wrong trying to wish away the summer which is the best season in terms of weather I try to wish away the summer to get to football season I kind of wish we had summer after football season no no you’re wrong you’re wrong if you we do have Spring football and maybe I just wish we lived in Australia I would solve it right the the seasons feel different I I like I like the fact that football it’s like a warm blanket over you as the days get colder I agree but I’m saying I’m saying more what if football season started in Thanksgiving and ran Thanksgiving to April and then we had all summer so in the spring if you’re watching football on a a beautiful beautiful Thursday Saturday Sunday Monday whenever the games are you feel like to a certain extent you should be doing something fair point if you’re in the fall and it’s getting shitty outside September and October like I’m going to be inside watching football all day staying warm in my house but you do have those feelings September and October that’s why I’m saying keep the winter football keep late late fall winter football again this is this is a dumb idea I’m only saying this because I found myself wishing away summer which I happens all the time where I’m like I wish football season would get here and you shouldn’t wish away summer but that’s just my natural because you have this big dangling carrot at the end of summer that I’m so excited for so when’s the Draft I don’t know I again this also isn’t something I’m hoping would they would change I’m hoping they could like Men In Black all of us and change it without us knowing I guess it would also matter what sport would take its place in the fall I don’t [ __ ] know because if if there’s no sport then it’s just we get like the the dead days of baseball for longer but think about if football started in late October and went till April and then it’s like summer move playoff baseball up so like September starts when playoff baseball and when playoff baseball is over football starts so yeah it’s not that we don’t get fall football we still get a lot of fall football it’s just we don’t I I just hate wishing away the summer but I find myself doing it all the time I think for the kids out there going back to school you need football on TV yeah no I agree I listen I love the fall I love the fall you go to college and you’re so excited because college football right off the you don’t have to like waste your way through 2 and a half months of just going to class I just would I would love for someone to figure out a way for me to stop wishing away the summer maybe I to got get a boat you should get a boat have hand Captain it you try to do that what you threw that out there last year buying a boat and having you Captain it now knowing your boat record it’s Immaculate I don’t want to do this again I don’t want to do this are you a strong swimmer yeah good all right last one not a lot of good ones all right that was the last one though all right yeah be better awl send them in or memes or memes memes be better be ashamed if something happened to Mr be asham if memes went back on a pip yo that would be a shame mem’s never on a pip well personal pip oh he’s definitely been on a pip personal pip yeah you can’t well legally we can’t tell him oh we can’t actually no I guess you can I think you have to you have to the point yeah you’re on a secret pip he’s been he’s been in and out of Pips he’s like he’s been pipsy hustle yeah he you could count more days that memes is not on a pip or more days that he’s on a pip than not on a pip isn’t that right memes yeah this is a great conversation all right let’s finish up great show boys we made we made a a great show out of nothing going on uh numbers eight 20 18 56 that was that was close I think I got you Hank just took eight for the first time I was looking at a picture of porzingis three who was first me or Hank I’ll give it I know I mean I honestly don’t even care about this you got the Jinx what would what number would you psych eight no I don’t if you didn’t I always pick eight 99 P Max why don’t you care about this because you never number no it’s just stupid I don’t have a second number all right two he said second I’m not even going to look at it the what was your Shane 20 memes 3 pug 99 Shane 21 yeah 21 Max your 56 56 82 82 me and hang together love you guys for
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"I don't like how we are talking this into existence" Jakey Wet Blankey
i can’t fucking wait for dude fest
Russillo always and pmt always find a way to hate on Philly
I cannot believe I just heard "the Mariners are pretty good".
That list is good
My number is 77
40:40 mmf & mfm are not the same, one involves the male being gay/bisexual and the other doesn’t
39 going on 12.
Big cat is now “the guy from the yak” and PFT is “the guy that fired Billy”
PMT 📉📉📉
if you guys are missing football so much why dont you get into the CFL, eh??
I would rather sit next to a hungover, chronically farting Max on a flight, than go to Dudefest
Love the Dabo slander from PFT during the NCAA ad #DudeFest
This is Ryen's third NBA Finals preview
Big Cat with one of the worse all time bad takes about football season ever
Petition to change the name to “Guys Being Dudes Fest”
We all know someone who reads a book about a certain subject and talks like an expert. So Ryan knows, boats, history, travel, stock market, directing,writing, hockey..etc
.etc…
You bro's are the dudes
Ryen sucks
Can I say something in the trust tree?? The guests the last 4 weeks have just been recycled and extremely boring. JOC might be the only one I have enjoyed. Can we mix it up? An off week between finals and we fill it with the most boring guests possible.
I wish russillo would ditch the ringer and move to barstool and stream his podcast like pmt
As a nuggets fan this was incredible. Thank you
Why is he selling his boat??
luka is a tough watch with the complaining HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH is hilarious this dudes who watch 5 games from your team telling you this stupid things from 5 years ago,is funny tho.Remember watching ant last round CRYING after every contact and NO ONE say shit.
pardon my take…… but the celtics roster is possibly one of the best of all time