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you’re wondering where ree is it actually is his birthday so happy birthday ree does make sense oh my God may be you need to go why did he what would you have done in that scenario oh ha can a touch I don’t know why he tried to EIT it first time cuz happy happy birthday ree kind of thing yeah um guys I don’t know if you can tell but uh I caught the sun I’m a bit tanned at the moment I actually look really tanned can you see my you I don’t know if you can look I think I think right pink isn’t tanning not I got tan line you don’t believe me no you get no you got burnt line that’s a burn line burned well that’s not even a tan line or burn line like you know when you get out the shower and you can see it there cuz that’s just your blood’s been cut off by your no you just look instead of a a of milk a p of milk someone’s just dashed a bit of strawberry Nest crick in actually T quite easy you can’t talk tomato I tan fine you clearly don’t you wouldn’t suit a tan you look s than you right now IM are you just red imagine him with his brown like brown tan skin and then like his white blond there you can’t you can’t call yourself tanned when you burned I’m tanned I’m tanned you burned I’m tanned you B how you feel about West Brom Tom we’ve played all right to be fair but we we just need a goal desperately onwards to the Premier League happy birthday ree happy birthday ree from ree in the chat oh nice he’s happy birthday ree from the chat happy birthday King he might even make an appearance damn you see that topless po thought postday you’re really starting over your words there you nervous yeah I woke up to that and man woke up edun yeah then he had nice little one with the glasses Man Tai C is going to hit different so both games have been nil nil today which means Arsenal uh Arsenal is going to be nil nil to but Arsenal absolutely batter many classic Arsenal have you seen the Midfield let alone their defense yeah but you know United often do this against the big teams don’t they just pull out a [ __ ] weird result I don’t I don’t Arsenal should win I know what you mean I do think Arsenal will win but it would be very man united to just pull a result out today yeah I’m very Aral lose a result today as well well no not this Arsenal don’t think i’ be very I’d be very surprised if you battled it today I think Arsenal are going to absolutely do them in by the way do them in I hope you do cuz I can’t stand Man United and we going to finish above them so cycled here yeah I actually genuinely rooting for Arsenal you’re going to finish below Chelsea the team the team you’ve been hammering All Season it was a bit of [ __ ] result yesterday for that race for us but you uh are level on points with Chelsea yeah do know what this Chelsea surge has came from like it’s a bit annoying but like we told you they’re actually decent be since November Chelsea would be second in the league M they they’ they have improved clear yeah clearly they’re still talking about like oh might get sucked we’ll find out and I’m like well not I think he said his his quote was it wouldn’t be the end of the world if I left I think no one is like he’ll find out after I can’t remember what date he said but it’s like it’s not up to me it’s up to them and it’s like well surely you don’t what’s he going to say though no they’re not going to sack me no but like shely like it’s not even a question now he turned it around they’re doing well it’s like right you’re sucked he the question what he has turned it around one of them I’m saying if they do sack him it’s completely idiot I don’t think they’ll sack him they might even [ __ ] win the league next year all right let’s they have a better chance of Arsenal of them League it’s not a foul Ben CL with the 7p thank you very much l trying to force the Rivalry of United is cringe I don’t get this force and rival man united fans are so bad for that it’s all most people don’t like it they forc and rival poo what’s he doing doing an awful long win maybe he’s just locked up Tom would you take miky Johnston for free I mean not on free on a permanent from Daniel yeah is he that good yeah he’s good he starts for us so yeah if you get promoted three players you want to buy realistically um I’d have that latte laugh from middles bro we need we need full we need a left back do you yeah but don’t I don’t know really where he go we we’d need someone more defensively solid than that I think I don’t have a realistic name but we we need a left back I’d have that lat laugh of middles BR and then where’ he play he Striker Striker and then I’d probably look at another midfielder like a bet and a center off we need load if we went up load um Luke West with the two pound Theo come on you just go back F not a town you look like an upturned beat rout ah come on in sir did you do a poo no I’ve got changed a so you did you definitely did do a poo didn’t you well you’re an awful long we you smell like poo You’re an awful long we no Arthur Arthur can you get your abs out so we can get viewers you got you’ve got this I I’ve seen that picture of you man come prove it you’ve got that stench of poo coming off you what the hell sh you’re not wi that’s funny cuz Arsenal could actually went the wall [ __ ] yeah seriously they ABS turning me on um angel with a 499 Lewis if Newcastle have the nine and two best striker in the world shouldn’t be number one in the Prem when it comes to most team goal scored and not fourth well Wilson’s injured all the time which is a problem so that would rule that out and Dak has scored 22 goals this season so he’s on track how’s bro already yapping about Newcastle just died I more than cooking do you still think do do do you accept that was a bit silly saying Wilson’s the ninth best striker in the world I think there’s not many great Strikers around when Wilson’s fit and play fantastic when he’s fit and play and he’s unreal think he’s the ninth best stri in world he play two games scored twice got an assist like in impact the ninth best striker in the world yeah you’re lying there’s not many Strikers a cringe agenda um before we begin chis is here okay what what wait for Chris to what is this room remember again without saying too loud I’ll just he knows where it is he’s been here he has been here many a time um 6 minutes come on we need a [ __ ] goal that’s about right let me get the snitch side up the snitch side yeah uh and which kid this with a 199 that’s a man united top L okay okay yeah cheers we are oh God it looks looks bit that’s like TI on there Lan top I know might be there we go bit more slack on your wire um it’s from the chip Come diam With Me video oh why is it so small all of a sudden I think you just you just I’ve put on a bit of yeah I’ve put on some muscle mass over the last have you I was say the opposite oh that’s not very nice I’m joking you look sexy as [ __ ] when you take your top off uh Cal Swift with1 199 25k tickets sold for Wembley general sales tomorrow what’s happening tomorrow I don’t who’s playing tomorrow I don’t know Le no no what is tomorrow oh is it national oh no it’s not National League it’s I don’t know I’ve got no idea what it is the game tomorrow the game tomorrow is what’s he doing that four man man united women cruising comfortably to a 3-0 yeah Victory one of the goals Spurs yeah FA Cup yeah congratulations to the man united women’s go go women man they good aren’t they T thoughts on women I love them yeah ah this is what people people tune in for let me just go at him he’s [ __ ] outside he’s [ __ ] outside um okay okay you’re going to have to hold the full Arthur yeah Tom’s a bit nervous at the moment as we have five minutes left four minutes left come on Tom run us through your feelings we just missed chances again man we can’t go there nil nil you can no we’re still going to win obviously but I you I really want you to come up badly I can’t even [ __ ] go cuz I’m doing a stupid video for Theo yeah let me ask Arthur what he thought about the palace result God that was embarrassing that was bad was it you might need to lower Chris’s mic for him cuz it’s or like even on the little Fastener cuz he’s a bit I that com no it’s no it’s not that it’s like the thing beneath it I don’t know how to do it bro uh Tom moaning about this this video we’re doing yeah yeah you should be honored no I’m not come on man it’s the biggest football match that’s happening this year you are what’s that shut up it is the biggest match that’s happened this year what happened to your iron Chris I was lit to say the same thing man you need get a steamer chemistry an Arsenal fan not West Ham mate s youve also he was also making small jokes already not small jokes it’s a legi the front to sight your fight no it was an actual concern you need to you need to shrink your mic of it not cool man is valid actually I quite like it cuz it means that all body um self like weaknesses on the table you know any insecurities you can take the piss out of um can I have some sort of depressant like alcohol or ketamin or something n the inevit we have Captain Mor there we shop run I could I’m I’m on board this we know I like G kicked off double team I’m not double teaming an American with you again there’ll be some be in the office can you right it’s my show there be some beers in the office no go get some Siders from from the there it yeah ree back’s annoying isn’t it yeah guys did you watch the Chelsea nor oh sorry I was thinking like the chocolate did you see did you see ree James come on yesterday and just win them the game yeah he’s not bad best right back in the world when he plays yeah is pretty mental that his cross by the way to Nicholas Jackson go that was outside the box was it to me wait what does this mean to you uh manag your ID first leg what do you want scorion lime [ __ ] Tri do you mean to give him my card or something no we’ll expense it okay um some ciders do you like cider or anything he clipped him with his legs just a bu watch him watch him 24 36 points of outside the box he was outside the box but it was a foul we’ve got the corner anyway Chris how are you after Friday night um yeah I I’m quite good at regulating my alcohol these days I do AKA being a boring yeah drinking water only from 10: p.m. onwards I drink water alcohol water alcohol you didn’t go you went alcohol water water water water water we had the coolest night ever on Friday night we went to a lot of the Rings quiz he was telling us about this yeah Chris before him’s like I could meet my future wife here didn’t happen and then you walked in enrollment there were not many women there there actually were they just dressed as elves they were yeah God which for some reason made them so much sexier especially when they did the wormtail impression oh my God that was terrifying wasn’t it it was you know he’s gone across Brands now at that point I know we recording yet [ __ ] hell this been boring so far sorry guys bro could have said anything you actually know we’re live yeah you should you should tell me when we’re live as I watched I said oh we’re live by the way you did not say that that is bright red about the I’m actually tanned how are you sunburn again I’m not tanned he thinks he’s tanned Theo like thinks he’s tanned look at that screen you’re [ __ ] Lobster you’re actually more red than Arthur’s shirt that’s crazy it will turn into a t me and Harry forgot to wear Sun cream this morning at golf forgot or decided against you know you’re going to die at the age of 40 anyway no we actually did forget I can’t lie we were meant to wear it and then it just ended up not come on um the Tik Tok that Conor with 199 oh my God his voice has been doing this all day really it’s uh from Taylor Swift can I eat an apple by the way it’s not very hard food to eat on Scream so no you’re allowed just away from the mic I say a bunch of Chucky biscuits why is you so aggressive uh and Tom did you go to CM Park when you’re in turnar Reef it’s like it’s a water park no I’ve been there before but we didn’t go no we was on a stag dude we’re not going to [ __ ] get to the water park park a great what’s wrong with water park yeah you can find your wife Lord of the Rings quiz on Friday I’m not going to take from you fair enough it was actually quite good fun Chris actually proved his knowledge yeah my this is my whole point not my kind of fun no the the oh Jesus God brick Jam was good fun went to brickton jam and I can tell you what we did a jam didn’t we God I was hoping there was something better than that I can’t believe you’ve ever had sex face is so red catching on the monitor like a second sun nil nil good result no no exciting result at least no hopefully get him in the way leg uh k Why Kieran you seen who plays for this on this what the what’s going on Super Chat who’s your faor Chris who’s your favorite player playing what for Arsenal no in this game oh um McCarthy Good Sam Hampton keeper do you get what he’s trying to make you say no do you know who’s playing no it’s a West Brom against H anyways Christian with the 199 should get Owen Beck left back from Liverpool get who Owen Beck John Jo sheli what oh no that small Bor actually had Al bone cuz I can relate to him you know he had a really what was that was a good job yeah yeah he lost all his air and then did his ICL didn’t he yeah tough week it was a tough year for him and you mock him wait is this you or a player never did my ACL that is why you relate him isn’t it I did my MCL it’s a bit different Hall with the 499 how do you think Hull will get on without Liam merini next season do you think we can get promotion is he what do he play for the manager I can’t I’ll be honest mate I couldn’t give a [ __ ] cool I’m fuming and Lads thought on Birmingham getting relegated it did you see Toms getting all the hate over the weekend and what Bingham got rated cuz he was funny that one was funny I don’t even do you know what I don’t even I didn’t think I hated Blues but I think I do with it what was that face screenshot you kept I couldn’t work it out is that guy he’s called League one isn’t he oh I kept I kept reading it I kept reading [ __ ] what are you laughing at you wed your mate off I was like League one League one honestly leag I could work out what that name was trying to like say what Lee Guan that is mental yeah I couldn’t work it out for ages actually I’m not surprised are you really ill no I just got because I’m I’m losing my voice that when I’m talking it gets worse and then I start coughing or maybe should just not talk that would be fine with the 199 will United stick with ten hog or go for Southgate if we go for Southgate I’m genuinely I’m I’m I’m falling out of loveball but I don’t it doesn’t make sense South G cuz when’s it going to happen and well after the year well they’re going to wait till after the Euros being a new manager that makes no sense it does it’s man united bro have you seen how we’re run there’s new guys you know that’s what I’m saying I just can’t see that happening s Jim the leadership of s Jim Jimmy boy why don’t I would follow him into battle ah who would you have in would you want you ten hog I’m ten hog in I think it’s stupidest thing ever that you got a really good style of play there haven’t you you really you want to keep him what do you see from tenh that makes you want to keep him like is a what first season coming in first season coming in getting us third getting us FA Cup Final winning the carel cup next year another FA Cup Final like I’m I’m not going to say and say the results have been great although I’m happy with the way things are but if this was his first season and it was going like this I’d be like we’ve seen nothing just poo poo he he he won the league got really far in the Champions League beat Real Madrid beat Juventus won what five out of five group you lose 4-0 today will you still stick to this after your performance seen the team it doesn’t matter you’re it doesn’t matter this the D thing ever matter so you do have a crazy amount of injuries at the moment yeah they do we’ve got casemiro by the way is he was like arguably the best player on our team last season and like everyone knows how instrumental a good CDM is like when Rod is not playing for city they’re completely different casir turned like 33 [ __ ] I don’t know what happened in summer genu there was Neymar saying he was like the best best CDM in the world and this is ass that’s a 48y old man Bo have you seen Troy Dei talking about how his goal in the playoffs he’s actually like he he said that the de goal and the Aguero goal the only two goals that everyone knows where they were when it happened I don’t even remember the go I didn’t I didn’t watch it live no I have no idea oh don’t get me wrong it’s it’s watch no one saw it until on Twitter I can name another place I remember where I was at uh you don’t remember what you K Tri free kick against Cati OB what a semifinal goal at world of course yeah that proved it wrong proved him wrong yeah but he was on about your league I don’t think Jesus Christ I don’t think he me like everyone can remember where they are for like a World Cup semifinal okay well one in your lifetime think he was just being like broad every single person I remember where I was when so Campbell scool of the header against Barcelona in the 2006 Champions League final really where that’s really weird on my sofa can’t believe you and then I cried behind the sofa what when he scored no when is it Botti put made it B it was LS I didn’t even know you like football I’ll be honest Arthur he’s a baller as well you know great AB I’m an enjoy you are I’m you’re an enjoy just I wased C through I was going to go I’m not going to Shaggy but then I second thought and Theo BR P the one Theo and B eyes who’s po eyes also I’ve been on this podcast to speak about United what do you mean I know just it called me bog eyes B eyes what’s bog eyes bog eyes like Özil you know yeah cheers like a frog like like a like a weird like frog like an ugly little looking like frog thing yeah take your glasses off not that that that’s exactly what they’re on about oh my God oh God mental can we can we go back to the 10 hog chat given this is pre-match and the chat seemed to be relatively in agreement other than one divy that was like did you see the one that was like oh judging him on his post performances at previous clubs as if like him changing clubs just eliminates all his you’re not Ratt by one comment in the chat stupidity rattles me it’s not even it’s just like he was saying that if you’re taking out how he’s done at previous clubs he’s going like oh doing doing this at a different T should be sucked Al for signing Anthony for 80 million really yeah I mean if he had anything to say in that that’s no that is entirely 10 all no it’s not when when he said I wanted to sign him it was before the season had finished ax were asking for 30 35 mil for him they ended up later on in the summer selling their Winger and they were like well we can’t sell our second Wing we haven’t got time to buy another one so we’re going to ramp up the price massively and you paid it and we paid it and that’s the CB stupid decision no no no 10 actually stop com in is like look lad he’s not that good by the way so don’t do that coming in just been like we need a right wing I’ve work with him I trust him you know he’s not worth 30 million by the way he’s worth like 7.5 plus addons you should have bought Harvey barns like you I would agree it it wasn’t it wasn’t a great signing but I don’t think you can blame him ten hog for the night it would have been a 30 35 mil one had the club been run properly no way like right now we’re already even for 30 mil that’s a bad such a bad sign last is a relatively bad sign and let me do a couple super chats Cal Swift the 199 Bolton versus Oxford is sold 25k General sale apparently uh oh is that tomorrow is it I didn’t think it was tomorrow but they they usually the play finers are usually all the same weekend um and then Luke with a 2 why why is Chris late is the studio upstairs what he’s trying to he’s making a small joke I think I don’t really get it I don’t think he’s funny though I think I think I think you’re actually above average height wait making a what upstairs I understand I think you have to cuz you have to travel down the stairs is saying it’s taking you a while to climb up the stairs I think you got down the stairs the lift takes the same amount of that jokeer needs more work are you going to cry yeah he’s clearly going to cry what have you what are you doing the there’s one person here who looks stressed enough to cry it’s that [ __ ] lobster head of [ __ ] there he is that’s my boy just got to poke him a little bit H who wins the balandor rail win the champions league and Brazil and England the and co America is it ven venous ven got to be V venous interesting know it’s the way he said it uh and you’ve already touched on this one actually but HPC source with the 199 thoughts and blues getting relegated um funny [ __ ] him nice yeah baby what is ten ha’s fault you know what I will say we we are at a man united Arsenal pre-match it went silent I thought I’d bring up the old I just saw a comment to go blood this one ah oh yeah this one’s for Chris he said9 I’ve got B [ __ ] Mary kill ready Frodo Mary and Pippen [ __ ] sake um you’ve got to marry Sam wise well that he’s not an option that’s not FR him Sam and pip wasn’t it was Marry I’m good thank you muches Frodo Mary and Pippen I think I’d [ __ ] Frodo like he he’s quite annoying as a character he’s got big main character syndrome like anytime something happens that isn’t related to him he like Falls over or starts crying about the ring um sorry do you like it when they cry Mar or kill a weird reasoning Mary Pippin kill Mary yeah I think Mary’s more of the normal one though might get a bit irritating Pi quite sweet though you know he can sing as well Pippin is the fool of a toque yeah he could s you yeah you could just sit there at dinners and go come sing me a song you know and then just eat tomatoes really [ __ ] yeah it’s so weird is it the way you ate Tomatoes um Arsenal is going to bottle at you awesome La thank you very much um guys haven’t missed super chats I’m just catching up on super chats don’t tell me off that is if you bit into Theo’s head it would squish with red juice everywhere Den thought ate your head Theo oh oh do you need a b yes and Kent with a two pound did Louis enjoy Gordon’s 100 meter diving yesterday I don’t know what he’s talk about I think he dived did you dive did you not watch the game oh I did I don’t remember him diving my hair so freaky all he ever [ __ ] does no man don’t be don’t be silly Duncan with Louis bersel ah okay this I see this is a new l b who’s that uh me ah have you done an insta post for me to reshare or be my own be Chris has finished with him not very nice that why I don’t get it what’s up guys nice Instagram no I’m not going to do asking we’re live we can’t delet no no dude that was good man do that what’s up guys hey Instagram what’s up brother oh how was the live show what’s up Instagram what’s up brother we’re on a side look how red this boy is UN not dead not um come watch pit especially if you’re a man united uned please if you’re United fan come watch Pitch side live and give me some support cuz I’m with two Arsenal fans a deluded Newcastle fan and whatever the hell this guy is what the [ __ ] bye got him straight in the eye did I get you in the eye why are there always injuries when I’m on Pitch side year anniversary is this your have you not been on to be fair I was tapping him the same bit in the head this might be your first time it was actually the one year anniversary recently there an echo is it okay oh God is my eyee okay look like me actually is a bit [ __ ] light we then sat and watch the Newcastle match we won 2 and you guys were crying about us yeah he smashed Us in that was funny uh Bowden do the kudoo celebration on the table what is that what do you do just sit on it sits down he sit on yeah go all right I’ll just I’m going to [ __ ] Siders mate and then we got a super chat from Preddy that’s a very short man on the right thanks oh shouldn’t have got rattled by the these now they now they’re incoming for what John with a two pound Chris would struggle to mount Frodo oh that’s quite good actually Mount him who’s Frodo don’t get these Doom who’s Frodo you never seen one of the Rings what the hell you know who Frodo is I never seen is he is he the goblin one or is he like the oh wait which one I thought that’s hob like the DW there The Hobbit yeah that’s goem I love this I I genely don’t know fro is is the main obious a man no Elijah have you seen that’s what about long hair yeah long curly hair yeah but I thought you were talking about Aragon no Aron the king of men they doing a new film see that was announced the other day doing um was it the something of Golem yeah you said it yeah got the for Golem or something like that have you got any phone stands leis um no fine that would do that’s a silly question the thoughts on casiro I don’t see that anyway well making them that comment’s not arur you’re looking really cool today I stop it you guys um no honestly the fastest downfall I’ve ever seen on planet Earth in football I’ve never seen a down this comment wasn’t there stop replying to it no one cares I didn’t see anything about casiro tell me gas like me Sam H with the membership badge yeah off no Golem has the [ __ ] ring that’s Benji that’s what I saw can confirm he does good thanks guys has the been blanched in boiling hot water or what what what was the verb there blanched blch yeah BL heard blanch no you look great oh here we go you know I did all right thanks for that again Arthur and proex Smith with 199 don’t say it as it’s hot what’s everyone’s favorite ice cream twist that’s a good question actually it’s got to be you can’t 9 can you CH magn 9’s okay definitely beat that Clio oh orange cppo that’s not an ice cream though oh I I’d get calipo cppo are lemonade on or the roina ones oh n yeah know about the r ones know remember those little things where like balls little balls of like yeah it was little balls and you’d oh sometimes I get two at the same time don’t zoom in then um C shots um and then we got um oh the match is about to start yeah I’m going to do lineups for you quickly before he do this predictions all kicked off 3-0 Arsenal oh I need to turn Live Score off I’m going yes 21 United 3-0 AR I’m going yeah come on 3 3-0 United 3-0 Arsenal uh I will go 3-1 Arsenal yeah come on Anana D Casmir at Center back with Johnny Evans and juas oh God In The Box already my new Amat Dio in the hole G out that’s foul referee that is a [ __ ] team it is a [ __ ] team thank no he’s Squad casiro no Scott mom number 10 as an Arsenal fan you don’t want Bruno playing no I want Bruno slapping some goals P us mate for my FPL what the hell and and we still win but actually no we need goal difference don’t we okay maybe not you have just youve just come out as a really oh my God this is going to be this going to be going to be a blood bath yeah it’s going to be seven this isn’t looking great for you already no honestly we’re going to AB we’re going to pump the [ __ ] out of them pump the [ __ ] the jam lighted up in the AM Ry in goal Tommy yasu starts at left back with G we just lost 300 viewers after rice part one you are erard trossard hav sacka and then Jed Desmond B on Sancho showing United are the problem oh dear you’re not very good at Corners are you did someone pay to send that stupid comment [ __ ] Sancho showing United the problem what with his three assists and one money well spent fantastic he’s got the same season of stats as Anthony this year Dean oh money well spank cuz you got rattled h99 very good oh God we’re us are getting [ __ ] up who is who is start bench sell all these players in their Prime for one match Özil David Silva Beckham start David Silva bench Beckham I’d say ö will start in their Prime on can start on these nuts and then Beckham and then Silva Beckham over David Sila N I think I’d have Beckham probably yeah he’s also said side note Chris how’s the 20 V1 going oh I’m not sure actually I haven’t looked at the responses yeah I am anxiety Rising about that video should be fine though Chris it’s I’ve just realized what this video is though you finally got to the point where you haven’t met someone that now you have to actually pay people to come and I don’t think there’s anyone else who’s as invested in my dating life as Theo Baker like every single social event he is just like really sexually fustrated and asking me about what’s going on I like the updates man to be fair it’s kind of sweet you know when you got to make like in a really normal nice happy relationship he tell me yesterday to lower my standards that’s exactly what he said we can’t get anyone he was looking around infernos going lower your standards to be fair for infernos those goggles came to infernos as well that is crazy out with he was wearing those yeah those running glasses plan to go out like throughout the day I cycled he says he wears them for runs but you just think you look cool with them I cyle cuz I don’t want bugs in my eyes you had them on for backside as well you just think you look cool in them that’s the thing it is sunny yeah but like they look cool on re oh not you [ __ ] Matthew with a two Tom thoughts on the playoffs Arsenal two up already um no what kind my thoughts I love the playoffs they’re class but you not happy with the um no I’m not happy at all today United 40 we played well though we did play well you got hope at South they absolutely popped us off the park early in the season so we no knows all right I know um we ain’t going to win Man United beat Spurs well done mate 40 40 we in and Oliver with the $5 pitch side on top such an I love Arthur very funny and intelligent guy it’s probably the autism okay was so close to being nice so close to a nice comment I do yeah yeah done that it was is it just me just feel I feel a bit sorry forand M I appreciate that a lot what one nice thing to say on what is inevitably going to be a terrible day for me you are I think you’re I think you’re very underrated actually thank you bro I appreciate that yeah you you are quite entertaining hey too many people saying nice things I’m getting how was the live show last night you did a live show weird what show was actually really good fun I got up on stage and asked George how I should approach Arthur’s mom I have seen your um well everyone else is dancing and um you’re just sat in the chair it’s they finish they finish the show and they’re all on stage dancing and they get me to come up and I’m like I do not have the social SKS there’s like a thousand it’s honestly the worst nightmare for like anyone thousand people watch filming like pointing so Arthur Hill came up and did a song and then like obviously him George and a few other people had just stood there is like chra down so just it’s just like they’re kind of just in the back and all just sat there clapping it’s really funny the way you go and sit down in the chair and then you’re just like George keeps picking me up as well to stand up and I’m like and then sit back down again I canot handle it what they what why I became a YouTuber cuz I just don’t like people looking at me but what what is I don’t get what they doing is ARA singing yeah he performed a song he’s a singer and he he’s like like you love going out but you’ve never got better at dancing in all the time I’ve known you no I do the exact same sh to the left shimmy to the right why change something broken yeah little two step no one notices no you were pretty good when Taylor came on on Friday night I do love a bit of Taylor Swift to be fair Taylor Swift is sick I was the I was the one jumping up and down really high trying to touch the ceiling like like yeah was jumping the highest everyone there you’re nearly 30 I’m actually not actually ree did just turn 30 today Oo Happy Birthday ree woo yeah we love if on time Messi ree go on break it Messi ree strike it while the ball’s still in me strike it on shoot gacho gari shoot you’ve had a good you know what gacho and ammad together both playing right there cooking Amad in hland I do individually hland yeah you call him said Amad andand andand they’re all young Rising ballers in my opinion can you towards each other a little bit yeah there you go nice you know I do enjoy have you seen uh have you seen knocked up yeah good film great he’s on the dance floor and he’s dancing he’s like does this little dice roll and they’re like oh he’s done the dice roll they’re like a few minutes later they’re like still doing the dice couple minutes later he only knows that’s right he’s just doing it the whole time my God Jeffree Star what oh mate is so good oh my God that am is when someone commented earlier what is ten hog to blame for ten hog is to blame for starting anony over Amad which is insane yeah’s class uh Oliver with the $5 Again by the way nothing wrong with bit of autism Arthur meant to be a nice thing just a little sprinkle right and then socks of the 20 Aussie dollars good day to you mate good day do you think Alis say and E stay at Palace down to 3K viewers Alis is definitely coming United this summer yeah I think e stays at least they don’t sounds sounds pretty nailed on we’ve like begun talks figured out his contract his um release Clause how much is it City want ASI didn’t they there were rumors that it was 60 mil but apparently there are a bunch of stipulations that means that it’s less than 60 mil so tackle oh we go on three let’s go great ball they can’t just keep buying the best players who realistically is a good fit for you reckon Liverpool yeah I think but under a clock Liverpool I don’t know what this new guy’s going to be like if it was klopp I’d be like e would be a great signing for them yeah re see tell the other way I think I think e is better in more possession based off sale bro the way he ran through our open Midfield like I counter attacking team as he can transition well he’s very good in tight spaces so the CL where they just like get the ball and they’re just like let’s go all out try and get this goal rather sign e because we’ve just put ramale and Kea Smith row TIY tarez Lona am re Nelson up for sale apparently what happened to Smith he was there was good chat about Smith row and all his potential what happen too many injuries aren’t he yeah he was in sha day was he apparently he was carrying an injury for like a year and a half and then he’s got really weird like he’s got B legs he yeah like is that where it goes in at the legs not are they Sur that makes wheel Sho was like that one he had like bow weird legs like Stumpy little legs what what’s happening would you take Elis at United yes Stephan’s vast Improvement on right wing where would you take him right wing oh oh yeah and Jack one have you all seen Baby R I haven’t finished it yet oh it is good [ __ ] mental yeah it is the ending makes the whole thing really have you not seen the interview no not yet bro was on her side she thinks went on P Morgan right it’s a it’s probably the worst like I don’t know what the um expression is for that type of interview seem like prince Andrew she might as well just come out and said yes that that he’s completely so obvious she starts going oh I didn’t fancy him yet oh oh God she’s um he had like a big green spot his face and he he asked me to um hang my curtains oh I won’t get near him I had a boyfriend anyway and he’s like oh you definitely did there were like someone did a little Tik Tok of all her contradictions being like I never had his number oh I only texted him like 10 times didn’t never had his email address oh he was really weird in email and like Sur like you could just like can’t you just look up her record yeah you don’t know her actual name right no she’s oh really but she’s changed her name hasn’t she she said that in the interview oh really so it’s hard I don’t know so why would you change your name if you never got anything to hide well I don’t know she was saying it’s because of her mom and dad split ups I don’t know she’s trying to play it off that it’s Norm she just like it’s honestly mate the character the actress played a really good role when you watch eight email addresses don’t she and he was trying to play that off like it’s normal she was like four to six email you guys are looking a little bit shaky [ __ ] you know from time to time I don’t think I know anyone with four to six emails it’s just easier to organize everything 30 from doing openings over years quite lemil yeah but you are bit and have a lot of similarities it took me ages to realize also stalk women so it makes sense that’s not cool man or true should have gone with that first he’s Chris no but seriously how’s ten hog doing what x one I Chris chin up uh will will left me on red about baa LOL what what does that mean you chat will who’s ba went to the BS is that tonight we’re back BS is tonight when you revision yesterday last night yeah who won oh yeah who did Switzerland I believe right oh it was [ __ ] last like zero points the GU for years and years yeah you think you do well why get like je leaper no get Gary Balor or Robbie will Williams she’s English is she English I think she’s got no she is why don’t you just pick the fittest bird and just go up and we’d win why do you think Abba won I’d vote for the fittest bird why didn’t you I was out I was AB tribute actually yesterday that was [ __ ] banging you report my story laughing did I is that like that big sh that they doing huh the big sh that they doing no it’s a tribute did I and I thought they doing that like Voyager thing or whatever it is yeah that’s in London though it was in [ __ ] yeah I find that so funny I know what going [ __ ] M just deep [ __ ] on the middle they’re like you can see they just yabing each other what’s going on there then what they’ve been up to deep chats at Abba yeah man I just love you man you’re just the best v v everyone just dancing around honest you I’ve always about you it’s so funny still my funniest story of you I think we’ve already told on Pitch side but have you picking that horse girl just cuz she was the fittest were you here for we went to we went to watch the races and for some reason I think the guys were like fans of freezy and Chip we doing like a fellas video like day at the races and they go like we’ll give you we’ll bestow upon you guys the honor of picking like the best horse and it was supposed to be based on like looks like their muscle their coat all that kind of stuff this like some really like like muscular horses like some absolute beasts like some stallion war with a no um and then there’s just one relatively mid horse with just an absolute worldy woman walking it around and Garett goes we go we’re not picking the women we’re picking the horse she’s winning whatever happen she’s winning for some reason gar got the final decision the cuz you picked it you picked it oh won the race oh won the race as well but we weren’t picking which we it was it was best turned out and it was like well Daddy’s the best turned out anymore people Ed like millions in like mating like the finest male and female horses like brushing their coat feeding them like Blended Truffles and all this kind of [ __ ] for years like pump Millions into it and this horny bastard just ruins their legacy almost instantly it was insane the funniest thing ever I was right the [ __ ] horse won doesn’t mean the horse was fittest though didn’t you with the trophy usually the best turned out tends to be like they’re in the best shape so they often win give him a haircut and also are the [ __ ] of I meant to choose the best what do I know I’m just looking they all look the same to me no some of them their muscles were just insane they’re all like that R hes in you really talking about the horses muscles even more detail uh Steve McQueen’s in the chats with the $5 I’ve had some L’s the past few weeks I wanted to ask for some advice from some of you with someone who can handle a lot of experience with L’s Chris how do you handle he’s definitely said Theo you so no she says Chris how ises it yeah how how do you handle taking so many L’s um I don’t think Chas t as many l is he not really I don’t know you it’s not about how hard you can get hit it’s about hard you or something like that it’s not about how hard you get hit how you get up how hard you can hit but how hard you can get this is the cringiest back up don’t hit anyone though this is violence is not cool guys doest creepiest H I’ve ever been on what you googling nothing you’re Googling fit horse pictures what the fu Hey sir one man one horse and Tom Crooks of the two a to Spurs seems like a brilliant fit annoyingly it does sound quite that actually does sound pretty good [ __ ] wonder how much they’ll spend those Spurs in the summer uh do you think Adam Wharton should go to the Euros from Mitchell with a 2 pound might be a bit early for that and it how old is he at Palace 20 I think he was spectacular against us he’s really good really muscular legs thick and veiny perfect for jumping over herd great AR look at that have you never seen Hot Fuzz you managed to ruin everything literally every fun have just by being weird just can you not be yourself minute mate you’re not cooking it by that you’re going to lose this it’s been 15 minutes just saw someone said does Chris not want to sit down it wasn’t even a Super Chat though no it was George huh it was George what George Who [ __ ] see have nothing better to do than sit and watch [ __ ] he got the day off the GC M [ __ ] you George wait you read that and didn’t realize it was George I didn’t realize it was George wait how come how come George isn’t verified on YouTube um like 30k Subs I think oh that’s ick no um he isn’t yet actually and Jo Des one should Reese James be considered for Euro yes if he stays in free no there’s no point he hasn’t play football in years what are you want about he doesn’t play footy anymore man no point not not been playing he won them shut up sorry that no I was just I’m used to it cop what’s this whole I keep seeing it every what’s this Aaron hunt like yeah did you get it commented on all of your stuff fair to H here we go no okay is Bored little virgins who think it’s funny but where did it start to be fair it made me laugh to begin with saying that’s that’s good copy I hope the camera wasn’t on your face he said nothing but he Hur me anyway he has gone from making Tik toks to hang out Wayne Rooney though it’s a fair play oh good but he still makes Tik toks then he was I was speaking to him about the other day he was like um apparently R he’s got uh I think he said like three three he’s outside there like a Niners side pitch and then like three Apartments that no one lives in it it’s it’s just for when people come over and they’ve got like their own apartment to stay in quite sweet honestly they couldn’t um they were all having bets on how many toilets was in like the whole estate and Ken was like I don’t even know I think about 40 jez 40 B how have people over to make that worth it like well it’s like an estate a it like bro he’s not sitting there looking for a return on investment he’s just got some that will be nothing to him three Apartments he got three no one lives in do you think you could rent them out no I’m not I’m just thinking like how often do you have people stay in overa he’s a multi multi multi multi of friends where else are the grand apartment of people oh bu wait what what you what what you want how many people are you going to have staying over to need that many apartments if I if I was like that I’d have people over all the time yeah Christmas [ __ ] I can see Rooney being like one of you know one of those couples who do like a BNB you know one of those H bnbs and they like breakfast your eggs and he silently hints that he’s a swinger and we’ll get involved in shagging you and your wife if he wants to problem Jesus Christ who doesn’t and they have a staes you know like S have a cord swingers have like a cord where they’ll leave like certain stuff in the window sill to show that they’re open for shagun you put your watch on the table your hat on the door or something like that no no it’s like if it’s like if you don’t if you have like some in you come home every day from school and floods of Tears cuz there’ll be a watch on the handle watch on the table did you learn that in Germany yeah I did actually I did that’s I it’s like if you had like the washing stuff in the window seill that me you were up for shagun in the what in the window people could walk you not see that so you can just walk past and you’ll see it’s like oh they want a shag wait you weren’t doing a German word then wind you didn’t say wind you said underill I said wind a weird is that is such bad defending this is the start of floodgates opening we are actually haven’t been very good in this game I was going to say that United that was really defending I’m not even joking hav was that Johnny Evans top post four Strikers in the Premier League right now he isep man in terms of like who’s the most inform this is why people don’t like Arsenal fans man yeah just isak harand oh you putting isach first now Casmir having a bit of a go Watkins have right now there’s a goal about let’s analyze it who is that taking so long to get out there oh my God Treading Water he like he’s played H so far on side and then he’s the one what does he oh my God that’s crazy this is what I’m saying cir a year ago and we’re not in this problem that’s like he’s not even yeah Mata is a good shout actually yeah it’s time to learn Chinese buck that is mental that is mental defending he not even looking around or anything see this is where like I actually see your point about ten what can ten do about yeah get rid of casemiro don’t play him we’ve got our CDM playing at Center put kids on instead of that you’ve seen them last oh yeah that could down well ruins and then oh you’ve left the five time UCL winner 32 years old on the Ben yeah I I would play you can’t get can’t get any he’s injured he’s on the bench it doesn’t matter he’s inj well he might be unfit then we the badge Von V the two pound thank you very much B is good actually he’s good good player top of the league we are top of the league said we are to I never thought I’d ever see the day where I want Spurs to win are you coming in next week are you going to the game um for here the last match uh here where we doing the FPL thing here here yeah yeah I guess I’m everyone’s here uh oo actually you might win the league though if we might win the league I’m not well if we might win the league and I will be there at the game as well oh ah oh now you’re coming here are you now it it depends how the Spurs City match goes probably oh I don’t know I might have to get back to you on that yeah sorry because obviously if we if we win the league like even a bit of chance I need yeah I do agree wi the league you’re not going to win the league that’s even for a 5% chance like give you 1% hey think about all all got to do is draw which is entirely possible against Man City it would be the most Spurs thing to do cuz every one of their fans would be like I want us to lose 10 mil just yeah is it it’s at um it’s at Spurs they’ve never um Pep’s never won there has he Pep’s never won at the new state I don’t or he I think so have a look at that I’m sure they’ve never won of the new St probably played like two games no they’ve had like five games oh that is a great ball yeah come on boys hey gied one pitch side membership thank you very much to Caron very nice of you there sir very very nice here we go he’s never scored a League Cup a League goal there but they lost all W the cup they won in the FA Cup lost all five matches to play there apparently and the they won in the FA Cup Lou okay I guess in the league yeah in the league yeah I remember that cup game it was a late rodri go won it I think oh by the flood gets opened yeah yeah yeah that’s really open there to dick down with [ __ ] old down MCH from benador spooning out of play [ __ ] the tan Bandit man bloody ten hog not telling Casmir to play the man offside and stay in his line and follow his man and all [Laughter] that should coach him better yeah cuz he needs to tell casemiro to stay in the back four line you [ __ ] dunce play Young play center back he wants to play looks like casir don’t want to be there you are a bit of a dunce yeah you are an dce he’s unfit he’s literally he’s been injured if he’s on the bench he’s just come back and he’s probably not fit enough to start who’s that sorry CA do you want to can you Center back very good player you guys going to do a soccer can you get a bit snuggy together little hug together please Arthur okay some deodorant why why would I do a soer someone just said Chris can you host the soccer raade stream oh I will not be doing a stream for that oh what what’s theet what is it June the 9th oh you haven’t got tickets I forgot June the 9th Vlog weird that’s a weird way to say is theth of June I said the June 9th you said June theth weird actually yeah you’re a weird guy you’re a strange guy May the 4th you with you June 9th what God this is going to be a long stream now s will be really cool though I’m I’m happy you’re playing Theo is Thon playing then no no I saw socer put up an insta reel though oh my God sorry how much happiness and how much envy and hatred um he’s playing well Theo no I’m I am genuinely happy for him and also he won it for a competition so it’s not like really the best way that’s true that is true come on we got to have some did you really earn it you know I think you earned it that was a great great achievement that is actually true you you want a competi Danny arens at a football that he’s I haven’t even my left foot I probably wouldn’t even accept it that way cuz it’s a bit embarrassing he kind of like being a mascot like now isn’t it like 28 they’re going to treat you different football oh they’re all going to be like celebrate me scoring I’ll remember this moment cool guy the team will probably like pick you up on their shoulders like yeah you did it yeah the stretch I’ll be picking you my shoulders yeah they might let you run on and let you score a goal back off you go son like it’s Wayne Rooney’s son bit like him he’s actually a ball wi his son he’s left footed a he what he’s left footed like me Von vard with another gift I don’t know how you’ve managed to ruin that as well something else about himself um but yeah I’ve always find that strange usually I don’t know ignore me I don’t no I I kind of see what you’re saying but Arsenal sitting back looking for the one nil oh that’s foul saying that though I’m left handed and no one else in my family that’s a bit weird as well is it so usually do things is it no actually right was it both actually sometimes one two Swit up when I do it to myself when my M four uh I don’t switch up for me now too lazy left hand got get in get out get it’s like do like pushing your te brushing yourth yeah it’s like if you do it with your left hand it’s like uh oh no I can do my you got it I’m extra so jack up the 199 could you brush your teeth Wes yeah because you’re so coordinated that’s a time saer though uh Nicholas Jackson over Wilson and you want to get the toothpaste did you just see that yeah you sh Arenal made a massive mistake in the M middle we’ve got five forward against their four Casmir just plays it into a hole where no one’s there I hate that guy he’s cooked oh here we go o That’s I don’t hate him he needs to hang up his boots go on trossard what the [ __ ] was that Deckers a that was going in it was well um and Jack oh sorry Tom Crooks with a 5 pound the way this game is going it looks like we will be seeing Spurs under 15s put in a valiant effort against City on Tuesday can you imagine they actually do that oh there you go They’re not going to like they are Imagine they do that there you go white please there you go where did that ball go I don’t even like football I just like under under 16 still win what is ju basaka do he’s not even looking je they’re a mess they’re a mess did he just miss oh my God I went across the I thought I went behind the goal no hell could do the Ben go actually it weren’t that far away actually [ __ ] hell he God I hate him well I don’t get have you seen the the clips of like uh when a corners and he’s like undoing goalkeepers and stuff that’s so funny he’s so like cookie and crazy like he he doesn’t even watch football he’s crazy cuz he wakes up in a silly goofy mood every day man laugh it’s ruined and now it’s ruined the Social Hub the go-to guy oh mate Big Man on Campus go I [ __ ] went to the gym on Saturday yeah yeah no I really over I had a chocolate on and I checked in I asked for a new like membership card whatever like speaking to this person for ages like 20 minutes got into the Chang room chocolate all over my face all over such a little she must have just thought like it’s like a f you must have been stuffing that in so honestly we were talking about who the most disgusting eaters are that we know you are number one for me who we um me and George and Arthur I think it was actually the problem is that like you would have went like you would have done th things with your hands and not wash them all day and then we’ll eat like the with what did he do when we were oh I can’t remember where you’d been where you hadn’t washed your hands when we were shooed and you were sucking things off your finger I reckon need just put the cross on down just eating it like a T-Rex I was eating it on root I was late my cycling were you wearing the goggles as well yeah just to keep flies out your eyes yeah and bits of quas off chocolate make pen Von vard welcome for the pit side perk and then rank each other from least to most T from anel most Tories Arthur then Chris then me then Tom what sorry what was that I actually agree cuz us are from like the fancy Islands aren most Tory yeah yeah yeah right the school we went to is quite Tory as well yeah but I feel like like Jersey and gery and that aren’t like what that’s they’re not like they’re not really English they very well yeah it doesn’t mean they’re not t [Music] though we actually have our own government so there’s not like Tory party or party and Ja what is it all people yeah and what do so you have like a mayor um a president we have a king a king dictator king of Jersey no we’ve still we’re we’re a parliamentary democracy that we are still loyal to your crown but everything you vote for values as Tor right I don’t think I ever voted in Jersey no we’re sorry not parliamentary democracy we’re a constitutional monarchy is what I meant to say from that just sounds bit mad I thre up my entire life not knowing anyone from the Channel Islands and I know three people from the Chanel is crazyland in the Box here going to do anything no he didn’t when you were a kid and you had what were the fun facts you used to tell people about yourself I could move my ears go on then you can everyone can do that can’t they yeah look yeah can’t can let’s tou your oh yeah God I’m getting blown doing that you’re moving your you’re moving your hairline that’s weird oh no yeah you can’t do that arth can you do it yep everyone can do it well another interesting can’t do it as much as me I can also do this yeah everyone can do that yeah yeah what was the thing when people like go around the group and tell a fun fact about yourself I don’t make this one fun can’t do it can’t do it [ __ ] do what I just did there mine was always the number of siblings I have I’m one of nine nine that was always the reaction yeah yeah to be fair it’s quite really I feel like you have an abundance though so many things that make you not NPC okay can I do this God your mom was getting slam about you do this crazy you like that what what look at that make it flat like that what are you doing what’s going on know I don’t know that’s my party TR man I don’t think that’s that’s all I’ve got that is just how your that is literally how your giving us a thumbs down I used be to put my thumb to like my wrist go on then break oh nice oh good foul if you do that you double join it doing that it’s not true okay Jesus Christ wa United are playing all right yeah Theo you’re so lucky that you’re good at football at school our attack to be fair isn’t actually that bad it’s our carried me through school oh yeah you would have got bullied so badly it’s Johnny Evans casemiro and D on the wrong side that’s just making us Steven with a 599 mad how even with James Wood PR leaving Southampton they still have Kyle Walker Peters being better at shooting than Chris [ __ ] sake well he’s a professional footballer also why are you break saying that that’s irrelevant weird very weird very weird that he brought up great player he’s a good man he’s a great man good he’s a good man he’s a good man with a good heart he’s a fighting man okay sh when is the fury is that next week next Saturday is it I think yeah next week decent time what are we what we oh [ __ ] you busy yeah oh what are you doing date no no it’s like it’s a family party thing it’s some [ __ ] bless you been invited to our family already cool no not my family okay but they are coming W that’s what you call them now oh that was so cold from Ben Casmir just GI it back to them don’t want to stop no sorry um how do you think us would have got on if we were at school together I don’t think we’ be went to school together Tom a bullied God he’s so forgettable friends at school me Al not initially but we didn’t really have the same classes or anything and then yeah at a level we picked the same colge levels and sat next to each other for all our school had six mon so yeah I think i’ would have been new friends any of you you’re too cool for you would have bullied Theo no way me and Tom would have got on no ass tell you why we kicked your head we wouldn’t have been friend your bag would have got turned inside [ __ ] time lockers no we would have been on the same dropped your bug beer we would have been on the same football team true actually yeah no in the be you would have got to know me so you would have found me funny no I wouldn’t have you got past the I’m telling you we would not have been at school you’d have showed him the baguette trust me we would have been I would I would have avoided you at all cost I share my starbur with you Jes I told you want to stop that’s exactly why we wouldn’t been friends at school one my imagining being School agent still giving sweets to kids mess me about it know the ass from a young AG why it’s got uh a p side any snacks what [ __ ] us what also wonder if he had any St have just stop yeah I guess we holding that I’m going to ask someone else I got someone else Tom do you know the twang a band called The twang some guys asked it about eight times who’s the twang twang mid indie no I don’t minutes the twang the mighty gter do you want know the oh my God nice nice who who who penalty who was that yeah that was good see this is that I don’t understand what Anthony was doing in training that meant he would start over him that is the one question I have over ten hog a lot of that’s got to be the price tag though is it like trying to force it to come good a little bit have a look at this on V why that ax team haven’t historically done great no most of them haven’t you’ve got Donnie you’ve got n got yeah that’s fine I think even Z even yeah he does it’s close though Anana God yeah maybe ten hog was The Mastermind behind that obviously um the champion an unfair representation hasn’t done that well though since he’s he he’s he’s still a pretty solid player isn’t he no but I mean the level everyone thought they was same level as Eric Dyer nobly less yeah um and squid with a 5 pound question will de bruy break the Premier League alltime assist record obviously level with pitch side um level with fabrigas now level nah he’s on 111 and gigs is on 163 I don’t think he C why have they shown this penalty like what’s gigs on 16 he needs he needs 5 he needs 53 to just because of his injuries If he if Kevin De bruyne was an injury prone yeah but how much longer is he going to stay in the prone dord not much longer now probably a season he’s out for month go this year maybe Ser with the one pound thank you he goes down as an all time great of the Premier League de Bru de Bru yeah what yeah he’s the best midfielder we’ve ever had in the Premier League Of course do you think yes of course he’s definitely up there yeah he not the best question he quite quite clearly an all time who’s better who’s better than who’s been better than de bruyer in the Premier League jarard Frank Lampard no chance that is not even close fabrigas no quite clearly is number one it’s it’s it’s a weird one and it I think ability wise I do think he’s the best but I’m still taking Stephen J every he’s doing it for like eight years now as he also won a lot of trophies amazing football just doesn’t feel as iconic as it used to for some reason I think us age yeah yeah people our age would definitely be like the games you know it’s not the same do you think Twitter and the Twitter sphere has ruined it of everyone just saying every player’s mid [ __ ] no because when we’re old do you we look back at this in like 15 years time and think what to bro no because we we look back on like we were a child we look back on things as when we were kids yeah that’s why we think everyone always thinks their ER was the best and the most nostalgic doesn’t have that started watching coup at 2010 didn’t you so yeah yeah you dick what did you do it like what did you do what you doing I was board sport I was sort of Surfing skating you a good Surfer I skating all right skating just skateboarding it was quite a cool like skater Surfer boarding I lived on the west side of the island so it was all very like and like rock jumping side skate skateboarded yeah I couldn’t have skateboard did you wear like DCS yeah DCS yeah we friends with the yeah we would not have been friends with SCS weren’t really a big thing it was skateboarders versus BX when I was put eyeliner on no not that kind of emo more like I can see as quick silver O’Neal oh God yeah bit bit of bong oh B I had a quicksilver hat I used to walk around Barefoot I’m telling you surfer girls it doesn’t come much better than that O’Neal as well nah yeah yeah once you were adults and they’re still like 35 living out van come on did you use to smoke sweet Mary Jane once while surfing I didn’t actually know AG it’s hard there’s a lot of water around you [ __ ] idiot no it was it was rampant rampant what smoking weed L people come out of the coming out of the out of the sea those little those white sweet puff no is it legal in Jersey no what I think you’ve just incriminated yourself o yeah no lit said I never did it you weren’t handing people in you were doing it what we want names um and jvis with the one night thoughts on Misfits and Theo will you return no I will never what about Misfit the Deo smoked this school I’ve never money no never smoked in my life I want to I want other things in my life than box and get hit in the face times and tried it but my long I mean I’ve never tried a cigarette never tried tobacco no never have I actually yeah have you not just like I think the smell of smoke is just like the biggest ick yeah yeah it’s just so Grim it seems like the worst like the dumbest possible decision starting to do something that makes you smell costs money is bad for your healthc also I have a massive fear of dying of cancer so that’s like the worst thing probably you’re probably going to get it anyway most most people do one in four in it no it’s like one in two one in three at the moment also you think like when you’re at Uni though like the smoking area by the time we get it it will be cured they’re they’re very far along on an mRNA vaccine for cancer was an M vaccine mRNA it’s messenger RNA it’s it’s what the covid vaccine was just like a really efficient effective way of making a vaccine really yeah types of cancer much better than um what kind of no not all types they’re obviously all very my brother works on that does he he’ll know a lot he probably about it then like he’s going to listen to that a conversation not about me or I’m not interested about me I dying of it okay I I go to work and say that isaak’s better than Harland he goes and tries to K cancer yeah that is it crazy um you cause it mat love this so is that what do you know this because that’s what you used to do your old job yeah yeah I remember about your old job was so [ __ ] cool biology in biotech yeah so cool it sounds so cool yeah it wasn’t that cool though was it you said oh it was really cool oh he he does believe that we’ll never die take what he says with a pinch of stuff huh what do you mean Arthur believes that we will you have to tune into to the bat and Arthur podcast for that one no I can summize he thinks we we’ll never die what I’m looking forward to theod no I don’t no what do you mean why science will get to the point where we that would be the end of the world if we never die yeah just why would be the end of the world want we’ll go interplanetary at some point in our lifetime probably In Our Lifetime inter planetary our life is going to be infinite so yeah we’re in our expected lifetime I imagine we’ll be inter Planet we’ll be on we’ll be on Mars by the time we’re like person who gos to Mars is in like our well my age group or the year above is what the year above that n those two years CU I was told that when I was like 15 I was like it could be me well I want to hear more about this you can’t just say we’re never going to die and then can you imagine Louis is the one that goes to Mars I’d love to go to Mars though biology is very complicated but at the same time very like a lot of what we die on I got some good like Vision good that would just be that would be a reason yeah but what about just natural aging and natural death no we weren’t age as well we’re we’re we’re we’re very very close to being able to just be like think no one’s going a that’s so untrue never even likely our parents and us will both be like in physical bodies of like 20 25 year olds at some point why Grand grandparents probably won’t make it sorry to tell they’re gone anyway no fair enough can’t dig thanks for that yeah so mine to be fair two out of four of mine we gone half 50% what do you what do you think of Brian Johnson you know the guy who’s anti-aging oh yeah you’ve seen him on YouTube he’s anti-aging yes he doesn’t want you to get don’t mean by our parents will have a body of a 25y old yeah David Loy sorry you have no idea what you’re talking about I said we we are not St close to stopping ages unless you are in biotechnology as well um and you have some more recent CU obviously left like David’s getting clowned on in the [ __ ] and SE with the two pound Lewis thoughts on Gordon to Liverpool for 100 Mil uh they’d have to double it and we’d still say no George Clark’s in the chat um George get verified so we can George Clark watches a lot of pitch side at home by the way big fans of you guys almost like a worrying amount I’m a big fan of George Clark no you are you two get very suspiciously close when you get drunk lots of bum bum touching in bum bum touching bu bum touching what you call in bum touching just sounds a bit more sounds almost homophobic really just say buming inste funny just bum bum touching that’s funny really watching Arthur St anyway me to tell you what George Clark says George next time you speak in the chat donate so we can actually see it whoa he’s a Tik tocker he doesn’t own money uh we will all die sorry ol not true we got impressive CV as well dying who’s out first T gets sacked before dying stops being a thing I can’t wait to eat mate oh I’ve already told you hav’t I yeah please don’t tell me again you had oh Theo do you think if they turned uh aging backwards you would get your hair back he would and will you must been funny you anti looks great yeah better than your afro every single every single one of yourselves right now has all the information you need to create you from baby who looks better hair me or honest Chris’s hair is like when we chop hair on you actually he with the pain pain Bob Ross Bob Ross oh God that never never everyone saying I got better hair yeah the thumbnails are really good everyone says I got better hair was the go golfing thumbnail had you with hair as well didn’t it yeah nice little afro no it wasn’t it was a afro quick when you want head what did you do with it cuz I’ve seen like the bit where it was already on the way out when you must have been like 18 and it was just long and weird I can’t believe you still get to the bar did you ever do something D when you go to Barber cuz like my dad was telling me when he goes to Barber he says Don’t Touch The Fringe cuz it won’t come back so do you just get them to only touch the side have it for anyone here yeah I just said leave leave the top cuz that’s the last top I’m ever going to have I think he just says like give it a tidy up and they’re like and just don’t touch it top whatever you do and don’t use don’t use the hair dry to blow it up who was it the other day said I think a chat some someone in the chat said um his a address just gets a remote control just go bless him wait look at this post [ __ ] transplant man it’s got out of control what is that it was Co so I couldn’t cut it what is this waa who oh it’s found gacho back post you look like a horse there he’s too slow control look yeah you like a horse they do they do defend well Arsenal show the camera the wow you were feeling yourself there weren’t you that’s a video look you’re in some like you got you look like a pineapple it’s a bit crazy is it but [ __ ] there is all it’s nicely oh god what the [ __ ] are you wearing please stop would you ever attempt another transplant what’s going on they can’t see yeah I know for a good reason that’s when the trans really worked all right mate we got bored over yeah you’re boring mate half time I think United have played well United have played quite well to be fair yeah we we could do get a few more goals for that GD oh my God I swear you were like 10 ahead we were ah four whatever they did lots of goals they don’t [ __ ] about do they no I don’t I’m just going to go a quick we not bad we got the a key not want one of these instead some liquid lunch I will but but really what have you done fuing dro the microphone on my your fat car Joe Desmond the fornite realistically who should Arsenal sell and sign next season to be in a title race again we should sign mbappe cuz I heard he’s free at the end of the season why do I support man united cuz my dad supports United I think Arsenal going to get rid of quite a few players this summer some chicken oh G to the office seeing if there’s anything there it’s like Latino Fried Chicken Latino elot Latino Fried Chicken my friend would anyone like an old mider it’s old moot but I’ll have one yeah he me to Aral is that who a man Chelsea apparently again they were siging more players I’m right thank you what are you getting sorry can you throw us your keys Tom you can have this one just some what you want again I’m just going to get there’s some Buffalo and Habaneros chicken oh have a look what they got and I’ll change you the money so Walkins to Arsenal that would be fantastic I think Arsenal going to get isak though he’s he’s close to sign a new contract and Bruno G he’s out he did you see him looking really sad after the game or crying on the legitimately I saying he’s about to become our highest player in club history yeah Bruno G is about to go though he’s literally just signed a new contract and Jo signed a new contract and Bruno G was literally crying on his way out what is Buffalo and habanero um habanero is like a really hot pepper Buffalo you had Buffalo before surely how you have’t that’s nice quite Tangy yeah it’s all right to be fair though to be fair though what mate that [ __ ] record League was Unreal yeah they are good aren’t they mango Ras I’ve never I’ve never had that one either class by the way that’s the tropical one that one’s my favorite the trop good um what do I go for sticky haven’t seen this yeah come on he’s like sat on the pitch like heading his hands crying I don’t think he’s going and I think the the release cause isn’t for Premier League clubs it’s only for Broad and then and then bral G so it’s like yeah he’s G so it’s like 100 100 Mil 150 mil from it and it’s only for overseas teams it’s only for like this window so I’m confident we keep do you want anything Theo oh yeah go on then mate please thank you sir what do you want have a look honestly man what the [ __ ] is this place I don’t know it’s only 15 minute delivery Manos I’ve had it before this is wild pretty good is it good when when I had it before it was yeah IAD performance I’s been great the ball sticks to his feet he’s one of them players really really I was surprised after year we had it sun he didn’t just come straight back in and start playing cuz he was unbelievable at sundland he’s had a couple that season at Sunland I think the one reason people are saying that he hasn’t been starting over Anthony is because he was out injured for so long yeah he’s been working up his Fitness back but he’s been very good to that I think United probably been the better team popcorn chicken tzo mac and cheese do you know think if you if you swap casemiro for Virgil Van djk we’re yeah obviously but that you could that’s a bit of a silly thing to say is very even just like a transfer you for money cuz I bought the popcorn chicken and the mac and cheese do you not think we’re just doing fine in this game it’s a no no half if there small like popcorn chicken I’ll L else keep it going if small like if cir wasn’t playing and there was a decent Center back in his place and he hadn’t made that that stupid multiple errors you’d be you wouldn’t be sitting there going oh 10’s tactics are so bad T why you have actually huh do you who actually made the mistake for that goal who Onana he kicked it straight to our player yeah that didn’t help I do think managers should probably have like a year and a half because it takes a long time for you to like you see in the well you see you saw with klopp you saw Guardiola like it does take a while for them to kind of get the tactics that they want 18 months klopp and artetta and P start Play yeah the XG was there even if result you could see what arsenal were trying to do for those years I mean to be fair with artessa that after about a year there was a point where I was like I’m not sure when pression yeah I remember but then but and like we weren’t like we weren’t playing well as well it wasn’t just like we weren’t getting results but then we had that summer where we got Ben White ramale that lot and then at the start of the Season it was like okay now we are see like stuff they’d worked look his [ __ ] he had nothing on though and that’s that’s the why they want to play that’s not that that’s not even great from G made a goal kick gacho’s let the guy have it as well a little bit not this is so much more on Casmir than anyone else got quiz we do got I get buzzer noises please um chip dip ye oh Arthur long buzz noise for the quiz then nice God so everyone gets one guess until everyone’s had a turn then you can come butaa was assistant manager to pep wasn’t he soarta literally was seeing how everything was going from literally the best manager in the world question number player to manager straight away he literally like had arguably the best experience out of every when he started very close to the ground second to pep is not the same as being a first team manager that want to be know it’s not the best but that’s great experience this guy’s acting like he got dropped at the def give it to me no no we have to R these CU otherwise we’ll get abs all the snack I’ll get as a prize for winner I like that and you’ll say the food went on their number one show at the club this is the these aren’t Talent snacks these are hard workers snu I have a Fredo don’t give don’t give we has earned it where Wayne Rooney oh my God my God new hair transplant can you tell he’s gone big isn’t he [ __ ] hell it looks like he’s about to right question number one are we ready question number one who was Villa’s manager when they last beat Liverpool chip it was bro give me the Box uh no Martin O’Neal you have to win yeah you have to you have to win the no dip Dean Smith Dean Smith is correct well done Thomas no he has to win the whole quiz no yeah he he can’t get one why do they keep showing this penalty but it’s not a penalty poino side having kept a clean sheet away from home since a 2-n win against who back in October chip sorry can you say the start the question again uh it is on the screen now answer po side haven’t kept a clean sheet yeah I’m trying to no answer he’s buzzed in let’s have some squiz e he’s buzzed in trying to out the question you can’t buzz in andu take 20 minutes Sheffield United well done the thanks you’re wrong wrong anyone else in back in October I thought they got them away the last didn’t they ten hog not Forest they played them yesterday that’s incorrect fham yes yes guess oh that’s crazy wow good Chris good Chris yesterday Quang Chan’s 12 Premier League goals is the most scored by a wolves player in a season since blank uh Ral himz correct nice well done for an extra point how many goals dip 16 no 17 yes well done you know a weird weird amount of stuff about wolves as a West Brom fan yeah he does love wolves um West weird amount of knowledge of West Ham have lost only one of their last seven final home game matches Tec who was it against didn’t even hear that question cuz he’s [ __ ] in my ear little Twilight joke for you that Arsenal he’s talking to me about Twilight oh wait 2016 no you’ve buzzed in answer why you bringing yeah I said arsal but why are you bringing up the6 I didn’t even hear you buzz me if honest what why are you confused the questions there you what why you bringing up like well you should be happy that it’s there cuz you’ve got the 2016 17 clue now yeah I said Arsenal oh did you yeah oh hold that no this is a weird question it’s such a weird question I’m trying God it’s confusing I mean you’re going have to guess a you um dip um [ __ ] Liverpool yeah yeah I was is it really well what stupid question that was the worst question you’ve ever asked great that’s a good question you have no idea that’s B knowledge how how have you come up with that question no just B knowledge how have you come up with question I’m an encyclopedia of knowledge how do he come up with that question yeah it’s a bit weird really boring whoa whoa whoa whoa let’s have some good etica here please you know no it is just boring you need people who are independent to come on the show and tell you that’s boring Brighton could have done the double over Newcastle who was the manager the last time they achieved this uh chip Chris hon no chip G poer no [ __ ] Bri Grand Potter yes yes Matt C said these are all quiz questions from the Premier League app this week no don’t give away my sauce don’t give away my sauce yeah every week yeah it refreshes every week no that ruins it now cuz he’s going to go on so [ __ ] annoying now who whoa whoa you’ve got chat open for the quiz yeah [ __ ] you dirty you still only got one question I didn’t even get it right just added like 30 minutes to my like quiz prep time normally can smash us all cuz I just now you’re going to have to put in some effort El you know how hard questions no not really find another also I don’t know I go to now I won’t be looking at that yeah everyone Prem League website no you know he actually gen you genuinely will look at all the’s form in these quizzes are going to be unbelievable screen time we’ll get to half foot Premier League stealing a living you work smart not hard can I ask how long have you been stealing for so long whenever people Gras whenever people grasp me I’ll just like delete the chat cuz I don’t want the sauce to get out there oh my you’ve been delet yeah cuz I’m not going to be all the prepper but they have idiots doing without us seeing sucher time qu when we do two streams a week that’s why you never do a quiz because you can’t be asked no no no any any career paaths me any career paaths meth yeah that’s why that’s why the care paath is always on midweek streams cuz there’s no Premier League quiz for that that’s what I’m saying he can’t be to get a quiz God that is so good Matt cage must be having you take that 30 minutes and you dedicated to something more important you know with you I don’t don’t bother me where you get the questions from you got it wrong just scroll on Twitter we have a bonus question if you want it where did well I’ve already wed the floor there’s six questions on this Premier League quiz every week yes unless no I do I do have one more source which I’m not going to give away but yeah that’s my back questions.com who i’ even search the top two Google search pull up your screen right now and let’s see if they’re purple cuz I bet the top two the C God he’s rattled who is the other team to have [ __ ] me who is the other team to have also ConEd as many goals as Sheffield United which dip Hadfield incorrect swinden yeah yeah what in 1993 94 yeah that’s it’s been like a very close to that they showed it every week on Match that they right Tom you win do you want a crunch a brunch Pina do you want a kick a crunch BR you want a Fredo you want I don’t want anything no I’m good as well I’ll take a Fredo I’ll take a Fredo I think it will go into the endless pit that is the O Baker if thanks man I’ll save it for dessert it’s only 95 calor n no someone’s got to eat it come on yeah you have to eat it now otherwise I’m haven’t taking it back yeah and you you have to eat it with no hands as well yeah now do like the after thing you put it on your head oh the boys are in the tunnel yeah yeah yeah yeah do the after thing yeah put it on that red sweaty for yeah yeah gone oh it’s actually oh my God is brilant yeah how do I do it now you have to like move your face it comes down to your mouth without falling work it down to your mouth no no no you’ve got to do you you have have some decorum and move your face around wigg why you only shaking your head watch this no you need you need a bit more uh last comment eating again Theo just no no like no you have to you have to work it downin Shing head slow slower slower just have a bit more oh my it’s quite impressive actually well done you did on the 10th of 10 can I have a Fred you didn’t even get on camera yeah cuz you you would be rubish excuse me sir can I have a Fredo please whoa whoa whoa I flicked it up I caught it you have to earn it kind of what what are you going to give what are you going to give the audience watching in return for a Fredo Eternal unnatural long life give us show show us your dance show us your dance that you doing on stage yesterday and then you can get FID oh yeah that’s good dance for us hey I’ll tell you what I’ll do one better oh yes now yeah come on I literally was just going oh it okay that’s a that was worth a SN you can just click that yeah there you go yeah and repeat it catch yeah did you see what score you’re on on Super Six uh no I’m on eight points are you ready for next week by the way I’m on 327 oh yeah so’s 327 I’m on 324 so coming into the final the final Super Six it’s that close for Tat that’s a bit scary three point you let it go to three points that’s scar you were like 50 ahead of me at one point yeah that’s embarrassing I can I just say like I genuinely do not want a tattoo I actually don’t mind I just get well just lose then you get it on your tattoo I mean on your how can I how can I how can I purposely lose just do some don’t put any predictions in and just take the tattoo no no no no not these forfeits are just turning into bullying me oh [ __ ] people have said that but no it’s a bit cringe what like getting a tattoo around my scar it’s just like any chance you could stop stealing jokes and do your job and we the score and the everything on screen what’s jokes did I steal Arthur I will by the way say this is prob like this is one of the worst I think I’ve seen us play in a little while in terms yeah but like we don’t really deserve to be winning I’d have said yeah I think that’s fair wait so can I something about United tactics are working United have played well I think they’ve done well on the final day stream next weekend who’s naked was too oh [ __ ] yeah I oh not naked why is anyone tassel because what goes on here naked camera like rugby Vibes in a football actually forgot about that they then have to suck each other off as well good God man damn here you want me to order the nipp tles oh on the final day that was fun last year did you last year yeah just sat remember well you I just sat in the far corner I was off screen I think I wasn’t I had a mic but no camera didn’t I missed it last year was [ __ ] gooded yeah it was class come you can come if you want off get the boys in few beers bit of this that yeah be down a what a what sorry did you hear our Lord of the Rings team name honestly mate do you realize how like I can’t say the word on camera you’ll enjoy it go off get the Baggins he like yeah I’ll get it bro explaining the joke what he’s laughing is such a crazy thing yeah that is mental mental but actually it’s a bit weird because apparently he doesn’t know who Frodo is yeah but he knows he got the joke he knows the fro bag yeah D me Christ alive caught in the actor there know I know Frodo and Gollum what’s the Dumbledore one called again Dumbledore that’s bar what’s the DBL door one you didn’t even get it right and it was the wrong film never watch must have heard people the same guy isn’t it no it’s not the same guy it is the same I’ve heard of leg no it isn’t it dble door double door’s Richard Harris legal mcken there’s two different people Gandalf the same person no it’s not you [ __ ] idiot there’s two people that play Dumbledore Richard Harris and Richard Harris and Michael gam with Dumbledore that is the same [ __ ] person they in fact they hated each other as well actor leou I would stop digging a hole for when you never you’re just pretending to be stupid right now for views yeah you are it’s actually a bit cringe yeah it’s really cringe you obviously no they do look similar I mean they’re both old white men with beards and stuff you know who I M their genda I know who he is I thought they played the same people no I actually thought he was you’re a disg you’re a [ __ ] disgrace what you’re Uninvited next week what the heck no no you’re not should we get really really pissed next week that’s what we doing yeah in a stables we’re all mate Tom if you come down early you can come that race in 2024 half Maran listen up white boy he is not white anymore what time he I think we’ll finish round 12 you are you going to shower this time probably not actually no you start [ __ ] Mr brush your teeth twice you you genuinely don’t push your teeth we’ve already established this we went away we went away you came many that’s that’s also a Lie by way no that isn’t true that isn’t true and you when we did my hometown shoot we had a night away and he didn’t even [ __ ] put the aant on no [ __ ] right that one that one I forgot that one I forgot the teeth one is you you’ve came in many times which we just talked about saying oh I haven’t brushed my teeth today they no they not brushed my teeth I went and bought we’ve been on flights with you not having brushed your teeth Le you literally say the trip is below 3 days you won’t bring that that’s not even true not true at all tough brush what that’s the most bizarre way of saying I’ve ever heard tush well I don’t you notic we speak very differently arur Arthur it’s double O all right like do you go for a are we in a p [ __ ] hell or can you say poo can we move this on PO a sh Louis I’ve heard from a good source that you’ve left a full glass of milk next to your bed for like a week I D I came home to this I was like [ __ ] you came home to it seven days in a row no no no been I went home I went home you know what I remember before leaving I was like I should I need to take that milk back before I go away but it was all cutting the heat as I was I was [ __ ] ran like did you drink it well can you was a pint of milk like put it in the fridge and it’ll go fresh again man it is a bit weird how often you drink a pint of milk I love pint of milk also look at Charlie the little grass I well it has to be Charlie it was Charlie there’s a bot in the chat let’s do your job you find it we job and San with the 40 something do you guys watch the IPL is that Indian Premier League yeah uh no I I actually caught like 10 minutes of it the other day and it was all right but no I don’t and Ang 499 can you be Chris’s 5K time if you train for two months because you claim running isn’t a skill sport it is easy prove it mate you did a 5K and stopped I I did I I did another 5K and did stop and it wow it was great fantastic [ __ ] herself on the track yeah quite literally yeah it is a bit easy I’m enjoying one to do your jobs in the chat do your job Bo by the way CH Chris you’re like this one month to beat me in a 5K race I’m banking on you just getting injured by that number one camera the number one camera needs to go like that no you just keep moving along yeah you do you you need to and I keep telling you to come back there I have like a magnetic yeah see there you go yeah you do attracted I know you’re too close to me okay he does smell o God this is a [ __ ] boring game isn’t it yeah it’s not he’s actually [ __ ] like [ __ ] I I have it yeah I [ __ ] just CU you can’t see the process do you think he’s the man to take you to the next level you will not win anything no but I think we definitely could win things with I mean he literally scored the goal in the Champions League final for Chelsea they love ringing that one out don’t they it’s such a [ __ ] thing to David Speck him do your [Laughter] job yeah that a good yeah P specking Boss him do your job I love reading chat you’re a weird guy aren’t you yeah love it are you going to watch this stream back and see if you oh yeah absolutely will notes on it yeah I’m making mental notes this one there’s a bit long what have you got so far I’m I’m not giving away you don’t want to yeah give it away yeah you actually do that you watch yourself back and then think how to improve he writes not on it no well from time to time I I’ll go on a podcast and I’m like that’s very TM that’s a weird thing maybe don’t speak about that me and Chris did a can I tell them about the about what I don’t know where you’re going depend don’t speak about what I why you look why are you asking me what another time about you the podcast you did with him is that are you releasing that probably what’s happening oh [ __ ] the downfall of Chris MD guys I’m robot God you probably shouldn’t have said that like that either what what’s going on you taking a note on this bit right now yeah [ __ ] me this is going to be bold underl highlight the not not yourself should have stopped talking five minutes ago spec or bellerin spin I like that one kind of mean guys Arthur odds you take two pieces of clothing off every go united can oh oh give us an answer yeah OD we’re going to need a number 8 to one but gets reversed on you if Arsenal can yeah I like that I think it should be four items yeah give me give me give me double odds yeah youed you do four he does eight that’s fair cuz arsal sh can see you looking good man I’ve seen you your top off you got this I’m not going top on pit not why you you said on pit side but you would elsewhere yeah what’s wrong with pitch side in shower I will go topless that cringe I’ve got to do it next week I’m not ruling out going ever again on you get your abs someone can make a little like first trap Tik Tok from this no that’s fun anyway thanks for tuning in guys yeah reason well that’s their stream ruin reason [ __ ] set up sorry guys we tried s the 4 again do you guys think anyone would be good as good as Messi no short well actually if we’re going to live forever like Arthur says probably I don’t think any the mental thing is if if what I believe will happen will happen Messi and Ronaldo W did you just see that by the way Messi and Ronaldo will be able to go back to there oh good block Messi Rono will be able to go back to the what you doing oh my God penalty oh Messi Ronaldo will be able to go back to their physical primes and play again which would be crazy I’d love to see Messi go back to his prime yeah so it’s so good to watch it’s crazy no no one will ever come close to Messi Ronaldo ever again by the way trying thrd goal scoring records exactly same as Messi no we’re talking about Messi the reason is is because football now is completely changed it’s less about individual like brilliant it’s more about team so I just don’t think you’ll see the goal Jeff actually true so you’re forcing it too much you know it obviously wasn’t as fun to watch as Messi more fun to watch no he what are you talking about only cuz he used to wank over his mercurials in hair gel oh Ronaldo you so F oh my god let’s see Messi oh he passed the bottom corner or should we still a bkb yeah after taking on five players get it you fancy him no that’s why you like Ronaldo no CU you think he’s fit no I just think why can’t you just expect both think it’s better to watch Neymar or Ronaldo Neymar okay fair enough youal but me you’re just about who you like you good skills what he does the same little weird stepover thing he does which Chris took a year to learn no it’s the way Neymar us Messi uses his body as well he’s cooked you there Chris he knows it’s true Neymar does Rainbow don’t do rainow you sound like a 13-year-old on Twitter a little think is better to watch than skills man you think is better to watch the Messi he’s way more exced reason I said that it’s just whoever he likes it’s whoever he likes it’s the more exciting no because he doesn’t actually just let’s just stop let’s just move it on and then RX good to have face Window around the desk does that is it worth it for these clicks that you get feel like getting a clip cuz when everyone in the chat goes Theo’s clearly a [ __ ] and this has actually pissed me off so much I’m going to mute it for the next 5 minutes is it worth it for the Tik Tok he’s so good I love him I think he’s brilliant no’s that but how how can you say he’s better to watch them messy how fast he is man oh my god do you don’t believe what you’re saying de can’t I don’t think you do every time when the stream ends the goes of course I think Messi’s better genuinely that’s what I’m saying is it worth it I just I don’t get why you you think there’s this huge [ __ ] like mess so CLE every he he’s so and Ronaldo are clear of everyone else put Ronaldo in there trying to drag Ronaldo into Ronaldo is just not in the conversation he obviously it’s more deluded to say he’s not in the conversation at all than to say no it isn’t no but wait the was writing saying that Messi and Ronaldo together are both clear of other of the rest you got got maradon in there like Ronaldo’s not CLE Oh you mean all time obiously in our lifetime like yeah okay okay okay okay but Ronaldo’s in like just that bracket below Messi Messi’s in his own bracket yeah that’s more it’s really do you think the hormone If Messi hadn’t had it he wouldn’t have developed in the same way yeah would it would have been too small yeah it it would have been smaller it wouldn’t have been as fast he would yeah un do you think that also elevated his other Noz he was already at unfair Advantage for not having like the hormones to grow like it’s all baled out if you gave Chris the he turn out to be six foot would he also have footb ability and it’s not like he’s a physical specimen messy is it though you know what I mean it’s but he no he must be a physical specimen like how how quickly he accelerates and like fot injured yeah yeah yeah how little he got injured it is they’re all Juiced up to be to be that small as well like when he used to get the ball on the edge of the Box do that like curl shot and the power was just insane like he his muscle fibers must just be insane your gas l so small how how did he Ki so much power but he’s a [ __ ] professional athlete yeah he kicks it harder than almost anyone else that size who that small generates that much power what you about Roberto Carlos is the same size as Messi probably smaller surely what you want about like mess Messi short isn’t that power you’re AC like mess’s a child yeah he a profession it’s definitely not one of his like strongest what you want to vot te i’ agree butto car is 56 yeah there you go there you go sh to be yeah yeah he trains every day as a professional athlete yeah you’re not convincing I agree I just I think no what we’ve done here my days with the 2’s hair is the texture of crush wait how T was Hulk I thought was huge the one quite small he’s a big boy though uh is it harder to play like Messi 2 me one no that’s Hulk Hogan is it hard to play with Messi or Ronaldo is it what harder to play like Messi or Ronaldo Messi obviously Messi obviously Messi there’s been loads of loads of people yeah imitate Ronaldo’s style you can’t imitate Messi Style no no Hulk is 4 Ines taller than Messi that’s there’s quite a big difference there surely in power adding four Ines actually Four Ines is massive he’s [ __ ] huge if anything too [Music] big uh Bean with the $2 Neymar is Clos to Ronaldo than Ronaldo’s to Messi oh can we move on it’s just it’s just idiotic I agree I don’t think yeah Neymar and Ronaldo closer than Ronaldo of disrespect n get has not had a good game no’s he’s been a bit poo poo he’s got good positions hasn’t he and then just not not delivered hasn’t um fully executed 10 Hearts philosophy he freaks me out the way he look looks he just looks like really ill at least the teeth have been s that was not pry for a while oh it was the same dude why they were so very long got what done all he’s huh he’s he’s had Lads and he R out of Botox teeth faft everyone you SE Gabrielle’s teeth I just thought he only had his teeth yeah they’re so bright have you to not to bring about but I was going to say mention someone was like why the hell are we everyone talking about Messi and Ronaldo have you seen the like Messi and Ronaldo era of like the La Liga Golden Boot compared with now it’s crazy and it’s like back in insane and now it’s like 18 and it’s Nam but they they also them two but that’s how it would have been before them as well it’s like they they made everyone’s perception of how many goals in the season is good yeah and what’s normal yeah yeah yeah for sure when I was growing up it was if if a striker scored one in too he was a [ __ ] really good goal scorer there’s good B knowledge here so I imagine you get it but [ __ ] crazy yeah Spanish La Liga top three goal scorers anyone guess number one it’s that guy no oh of all time no currently like this season this is what I saying oh it’s that guy missed out in the top yeah you were getting cooked for it um it’s not soff is it no oh it’s that geezy or something like that it’s like who did he play for Jona yeah yeah it’s like I can’t I don’t know his name everyone’s like I’m like God why didn’t you put me in your top 10 Strikers and then the other two will be levandowski and so so sof was number two but and then it’s Bingham leowski butam third oh doib is that like do dock yeah dock with 20 and sof with 19 throwing the setup over there you all right Lou chair keeps hitting the T maybe Aral sign maybe Arsenal sign dobi I can see an Arsenal fumble here by the way no way I can see late United are you defending too well we are everyone thought that was Spurs and we just held out so easily no yeah but we’re not really creting United are getting better opportunities and there’s been some good ones do this happen all day or is this just when when they get on to once you start it off is it spec fabricas came up someone said short side Phillips and I thought that was quite good short side Phillips you see that guy at The Forest game yesterday with number 10 sniffs white on his back brilliant what that mean no don’t know go on Deckers I don’t know why that was that fun the worst thing you’ve ever said worst go on Deckers God oh nice strike it nice good game player oh big game you’re such a hater Lou I’ll give him credit all 13 cut the laces off Le’s shoes please for charity does that mean oh my Goda those were crazy it’s been such a this has been honestly such a bad game yeah been nothing interesting has happened in about an hour H about’s been pretty solid did you see sacka sent him lit he [ __ ] told him he just been on the ball a lot like calling simple which we just haven’t had a very long time I’ll tell you what though um for how good the season’s been it’s been a bit of an anticlimax towards the end hasn’t it with relegation and like if you drop points today it’s [ __ ] done it comes down to the final day for the relegation no it doesn’t they’re all down they’re not the only real fight is like sixth mate it’s like 10 goals is it 10 G’s not quite had that game today I don’t know he’s he’s kind of cooking yo I just want to say shout out shout out to uh shout out to Chip he’s in the chat huh he’s just text me actually he said give me a shout out the only text I ever get from him bevs yeah and and then he’ll air you yeah he’s really like whenever me and Chris go out he’ll always message like pooky’s out without me and then whenever we going out we invite him he doesn’t reply all the time I never get that text when I’m out yeah wonder why you never invite me anyway ain’t no f with you pal you live in a different country he call you py as well he’s cooked you there well that’s just Reser for me sh up Deckers not cool man Pooky bear you looked at me then with like a glaze in your eye that was lovely yeah still not to invite you out what the [ __ ] went straight to Glazer Arthur with A5 pound Tom thoughts on mudrick scoring yesterday is he better than Martinelli yeah I told you he’s going to come good man that pass from Palmer was obscene by the way you didn’t see watch football I know second half actually chip just said we out after the game are we out after the game yeah few beers I love something but it is but that I’m definitely not yeah I’m going home I started you you’ve wet the whistle or does mommy need offe home oh God God you make me feel you better [ __ ] hope that Jody never watches these stream you make me feel [ __ ] answer then my mother lives in Jersey Theo does she want milk Keys though oh my good God don’t join in milk milk is anyone asking for you to come home just uncalled for it’s just mean unnecessary been done before but it is ree’s birthday what is Ree doing today he’s in the park he messaged me to drop by after surely he should like if I was you’re not play want to watch comment why you’re moving away from the park for other reasons yeah come closer son yeah guys in the park looking at kids don’t worry you’re weird you were just imagining a playground there weren’t you mhm but you’d love that filthy pedo oh not the p word Chris oh har she’s 11 you nons Harry with the 199 oh have you ever had a a stream like taken down Midstream for uh yeah said something and then you’ve just been like oh no but like a YouTube been like up on this word why would you think we we are very professional no just that thereit that’s actually so boring never mind anyways Harry with the 199 Chris why are you standing up you child very good that one and Rosie with the 2 The geekiest pitchside Stream I’ve ever seen you know what let’s make it geekier there was a chip stream and chip chip said we’re not even trying chip said Theo is getting the first flicky Minaj in flick asley there was a a chest stream by a guy called ad mat and he was analyzing a chess game and he said white is always better than black here and the like AI texting must have picked it up and his stream got like taken down for breaching terms of service oh wow obviously had and he got his channel back but like don’t know I know our stream’s just gone down oh [ __ ] I didn’t even think of that the do you want the time code for when you made us laugh there by the way to watch later no kol story bro you know come on wait should this is going to what end tuna last not now is it do you think is Anthony the most hatable player who’s ever played in have you seen his new tattoo it’s up there isn’t it yeah the the celebration one of himself on his back that’s crazy just like every time I see him play he does something just think you are such a an unbearable with one [ __ ] size is small as large including when spe you’re a w seen the video uh smallest probably go that could really mental health me ARA Tom there’s no way you have a bigger c i f loved it I’m a tall skinny man which means larger penis why what did they say what’s the question R who ask the biggest knob me to be fair do you know like it looks small it’s bigger than what it looks like to you cuz when you look down that perspective you have a small the reason the reason it looks small is only cuz I’m looking down you literally have a small car height you know what I mean you got that go I promise it’s big I I promise do you Golem peanut I’m not quite sure what that means but it sounded good I reckon yours is like [Music] a you pretending Sal gang did you ever look down and like bloody L that’s like not there that is that is that Shane trying to ruin my day or is Amad actually injured uh no I think he came off we probably should have been watching the game this is so boring Viper with a 499 both Oden hello I spotted you outside of primary school looking for future stars just wanted to let you know it’s only a FIFA promo Jesus when’s the next video when you went to that hot country coming out uh towards back end of this month maybe start of next month it should be this month chras I know we’ll see how we go where’s my chicken was the Amad one where it was like he was he pulled up looking slightly injured like 10 minutes ago didn’t he and then he kept on so hopefully it’s a light one or did we miss his hamstring get pulled or something did you get you any any jokes written for today I didn’t know he’s feeling his knee okay yeah that seems like I mean it’s the end of the season anyway himself 2 one for the faup final sad little man that’s why you been so bored going to win the league that is a stink of right what was I waffling about am am about being man to back 10 goals by the way crazy oh that was cray cray I haven’t watched any of how have they CL back that many [ __ ] goals it’s fu F crazy yeah it’s a bit mental it it’s a bit annoying holding his someone said got injured just looking at Theo quite relatable 41 are you fully fit now Theo for footy as fit as he’s ever going to be get back now like you can fully kick the ball everything can’t oh dear do you not want to delay what is he doing he’s so [ __ ] Tom I did uh score a couple right footed goals at five side on first day which is a big did did you guys see the video put on Twitter of him playing as side he put a goal he scored of the shortage video and like he scores the goal and then just like looks over at the camera just to check that it’s recording it’s honestly the most Shameless thing ever seen you are the Anthony of the YouTube seene yeah yeah that’s so you make it so hard to like really good analogy that’s a really good yeah like give it five years and you’ll have your Wembley gold tattooed on your back I you have it irritating you can tell everyone in the team really doesn’t like him as well cuz he does something dumb and everyone was like what are you doing oh yeah look yeah this is the goal wa wait wait that’s everyone reacts in this video Well w w look look at the look at the watch wait for the look wait oh a nod it’s cuz Kane who’s filming it said oh good girl I said thanks that’s so cringe that is he you literally pay him yeah to say your go Anthony Baker not the most invite but funny yeah okay what do you say relative I suppose yes oh will he’s having a good week isn’t he disgust okay that was great anyway thanks for tuning in to pitchside where Cal fre is storming ahead isn’t he okay man is just he is so good at those little wrigly isn’t he where’s his food then Tom I don’t know with when someone say 15 minutes and it’s normally going to be like an hour and a half like cheers for that start bench Theo P breach or mway from viers start P breach that’s weird why why is it weird there are don’t sell him to be fair we had a sorry go on no you go yeah yours is going to be boring we had a situation where it was me you and Harry out the other night and they just recognized Theo and then called me Joella didn’t yeah oh yeah it was very weird they came I sat down I was like that was the weirdest ever happened to me yeah the smugness was insufferable Anthony after one nice P it was deserved you could see is shaking with anger what do you mean yeah you were shaking with anger no I got called Joe I love that it’s not a bad compliment is it yeah he’s Wham these days as well used be these days he’s always been Wham oh you be friends with him still am no I SP you still talk to your schoolmate do you talk to your school mates yeah still mate with them they’re my mates oh yeah I don’t ditch them for other people like you did did not have friends in school I actually did have quite a lot of friends quite popular there you go C boa here he is some boy he’s pretty good great great young player he’s gone up to casmiro you’re [ __ ] stop stop [ __ ] getting the ball let let me do it them he’s French isn’t he yeah seen the French flag next to his name bon bon we never seen a foul referee thanks you you seen H hon do you think this is a bit of yeah when he’s being Italian yeah what are you thinking right now cuz Arsenal like what going it’s saying you got any respect leave this [ __ ] boring stream you know everyone was thinking we were going to get pumped this game your team’s a lot stronger than ours playing well here great win I don’t think Arsenal have got out of second gear though have they yeah yeah oh he’s on the way oh yeah way way the game is a bit it’s got a spark in it cuz like you know if it was 2 nil I’d be like United to no I can totally see you guys one little counter yeah hland you know foot yeah yeah well going to be be a crazy end going be a crazy end honestly I really don’t think it’s going to be a crazy end but the there’s always the chance so stick around on the stream y you should join P yeah I think this I think this guy’s [ __ ] dead but actually he might not be so please watch massive is I he’s got a big [ __ ] as well oh Tommy of course he does yeah fair enough who ja’s got the biggest [ __ ] J Tomkins huh jimes Tomkins you seen the picture he’s not playing oh I think C I thought you were just as a footballer I think havs will have a schlong I think that as well a big German mechanical schlong why am I how strong are these record [ __ ] hell I’m going to go with on Ara goalies always have massive cup Amat that was [ __ ] again I don’t like him any this this an o oh my God the standard football in this game has just generally been [ __ ] m running mom run momas slay uh oh oh God not gari he’s cut [ __ ] toy goal this playing all right yeah this has been quite an even game which is pretty embarrassing hopefully they get some points out of it right camba’s first name is Willie can’t have that name without having a piece wiie B I reckon he’s got a massive when’s Arthur’s voice GNA break his name is W camb 34 years also cabero is Spanish for man isn’t it or men he’s Argentinian what is the word cabero say Willy man oh night I think no it’s not cabier is a man isn’t it cuz sometime I’m sure I’ve been like Mex Mexican restaurants and the men’s says caberos I think it means like it’ll be like Knights and maidens or something I’m sure maybe but so basically Willie cabier is called Willie man that’s quite good actually leou with the 499 have a strange feeling that United will get a late equalizer ombre isn’t that man so do I remember ombre is [ __ ] friend isn’t it hbre is man hbre is man brother Bowden with you buing me explain this wasn’t a dream so what is cabier in Spanish what what I swear I’ve seen that on I swear oh that’s a great B Gentleman here we go gentleman there we go boys Arsenal on the attack oh it’s it’s a hor strike it then it’s it oh what Sao Nana great goalkeeper why is casmiro there not stood in front of the goalie why is he there he’s [ __ ] high XG prevented in the league is that true can we pull that up L please do your job what was that you really fit in and Pitch sides how weat that was actually a very good yeah what what was it um he’s actually all right on is an can you do Premier League goalkeepers XG prevented I swear he’s up there the annoying thing is like he’ll save like stuff like this where oh decent save and then let in an absolute howler yeah yeah has got that in man yeah he’s got a the Europa League match where he left those two free kicks in was that was so gatas was that was mental yeah yeah some one of those he is third with plus four uh s o second Vicario fourth arola fifth Martinez sixth Leno to be fair loo Kell 20th Kell turn go on sacka cook him his my God Turner actually no it’s fcking sorry you know what having thought about it though that stats actually it probably is unfair in in Ona’s favor because if you save a really simple shot that’s like 0.5 XG but do that 100 times you saveg why did he dive in then soda guard that’s why [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] G dangerous he’s dangerous he just is he’s still a little I just like how direct is man he must with Arthur he’s asking why do you support man united if you don’t have a Manan accent cuz that’s how everyone supports clubs right he from Jersey zck still my dad my dad supports man I actually have no people from like Jersey or gy supporting who are you going to support I think you have to support your dad here my dad like grew up in north northwest of England oh you’re trying to be reliable aren’t you not in Manchester to be fair he he was a humble upbring in my yeah I think like even if my dad was a rich even if my dad was up in York supporting the team of your father I feel is the right move the team of your father so there you go EV the team of your s see you grew up in [ __ ] suck on that heaven oh yes corner corner cter [ __ ] H with this yeah I think he’s going off oh [ __ ] oh no the memes do it surely does on purpose now for the I don’t think so local or what are the other ones that’s valid so local team your team of your old man is there any other but that’s both any is there any other reason should be both your brothers but like let’s say so you’re a fan of West Brom let’s say you relocate to London Jay’s com and your son grows up supporting West Brom he’s not supporting his local but you would be like obviously you’re a West Brom fan but he yeah facts CED every no yeah yeah you’re right you’re I was like 3 years old with a man united chat like what what what am I going to do yeah I completely agree but what is there any other reason that could be valid for supporting a team another father figure a different type of Father Figure actually Chris do you remember Max Hudson why have you just like double named someone on bit weird um anyway he he was the only man city supporter at least I knew of in our school and he only supported them because his dad supported man united he’s wanted to spite him oh my God that’s crazy worked out well for him then great as well I do love Max great great guy great he’s a great guy classic Max gabri J well that’s how my dad supported West B originally cuz he’s older sister was a walls fan really just a piss her off my Grandad didn’t really follow football yeah Chris has got a funny one with so Chris you Technic should be a United fan well you’ve just told the punch line why should you beit rest yeah no that’s more cuz otherwise people click off when you start with your yapping session [ __ ] hell mute this oh oh what a save now people are like oh why should he be a United fan take it away well it all started when I took 400 free kicks uhoh oh [ __ ] yeah Chris go on what no Chris go on now come on Chris come on Chris tell the story Chris your top off and tell us I I could have been a United fan that’s it when that’s crazy when no when shut up so my dad grew up in Wales and he was like the only kid that was into football cuz obviously they right into rugby there and uh his aunt my great aunt tried to buy him a football shirt and she I think had family that were United Jesus Christ good story this one yeah could you say it in a more monotone voice it is actually an interesting story so wasit if you actually the and laws lived in Wales and then he had a top and um yeah you’re half Welsh then he touched me here yeah I sh your mom every single weekend that’s rich you just shag every weekend M just tell the story so the dad grew up in Wales not that many people around him like football then what happened well you seem to love telling with a two Sak stin equals limp could never be Palmer harsh yeah Saka has been [ __ ] today again no he hasn’t Chris go on tell the story a [ __ ] off mate I Wasing someone in his family got bought a shirt and he wanted a United shirt and the grand bought him an Arsenal shirt or something it CL story actually I think by accident and so had the grand the stupid old [ __ ] bought the bought the right t-shirt Chris be sitting in be a man unit fan that’s wow so your dad should have supported Cardiff Swansea something like that but you’re right to support Arsenal cuz your dad this is such a boring conversation can we talk about [ __ ] when was last you fingered your bum never this morning BR said one all Hitler that why is that funny it is though just yeah the someone someone that said they actually heard that story from you before Chris yeah I think I’ve told it a couple of times yeah right like the chickens here this is what we had spoke about this time last year you were on if United win the FA Cup we had a better season than Arsenal again no you’ve been [ __ ] no quite clearly not we won more trophies the end goal of football no but like I even if we don’t win the league this has been like the most enjoyable season I’ve had in so nothing to show for it do you not care well I care about enjoying life and this season has been so much fun like honestly the matches meor hate your manager I love my manager I would die for man you depressed the entire season but you get like one bit of happiness that’s chemical imbalance in my brain you’re going to lose five joking you’re going to lose 5 n to your rivals in the final maybe and I’ll still be cheering on my club depends what you value but I I like going to every Arsenal match being like I’m going to be so entertained for this entire 90 minutes be so good yeah watching the team left the trophy like come on H having de and rice score that last minute winner against you at the Emirates was one of the best moments of my life it was so fun that feels better than winning a trophy than watching your team Le the car he doesn’t know what it’s like to win the trophy yeah we do we’ve won it the most times out of anyone in the history remember it didn’t happen the Last 5 Years it did what oh yeah I think it did someone said Max Hudson’s dad [ __ ] sake one chat is actually very funny one one smudge Bic kick chat is chat is more interesting than the I’ve laughed at them like three times more than yeah can we replace it with like some sort of AI that reads out the CH reads out the an AI b s I love your presence you know this yeah someone feels bad I do feel bad I feel bad for cuz you away from him on yeah move closer to me again there you go just reang the camera the [ __ ] it’s raining what no it is not since when was it raining wait are you mad bro shut the front door no way bro oh there he is he is looking ex Bor today isn’t he I like his like little suit color think he’s got going on if we make it makes sense Chris is so boring don’t all his videos get jokes written for them oh we kind of co-write jokes because um yeah I kind of like try and delegate my time a bit better these days and he’s funnier than me so that’s yours it’s going to be a bit dry it’s going to be a bit dry did you dry what sorry do do you get some of these fing Tik toks by chip they’re like brain root did you have popcorn chicken I did but they really advertised them to be a lot bigger the [ __ ] is that let’s see how we oh that looks a bit like pris food dog treats that’s mental dog treats mate look have L your mes for you you should have seen the um that’s is that mac and cheese yeah yeah where did you order from just this like Latina place it’s not bro that is not edible that’s is not human food leave that my face anyone here ever eaten dog treats oh my God yeah i’ dog food shut up I ordered it with toito I got one line can you do you guys ever make human doggy treats was that a nickname you did you ever have that so when you sprinkle BAC uh sugar on bacon before you like Grill it thanks it’s phenomen know this is chicken and not like so El it looks bit just shut up and eat it how many stars was this place know really I think it’s 3.7 just life for delivery look you’re eating it a’t you have you got a for Thomas yeah if youve ordered from a 3.7 that’s kind of your fault I think ten hog shoved Anthony left back and he’s fuming apparently really I would have r that so hard he’s done this before and Anthony like had a drop on the pitch get another T oh please say he’s left back in the CH to be fair I think he should be left back like leard he’s actually okay defensively who does work hard and run a lot and he’s got like subar yeah I think he’s left back coded you like anony is good at defending he’s not bad oh he is left he’s not bad at defending honestly he AB he he he he’s not lying he gave the wall away instantly oh here we go here we go here we go and he’s conceded oh finish there’s no Anana Manu the goat Arthur you’re a Roth’s child no distant relation actually quite nice off I have one I’m not touching that my did you not just hear me when I said I was scared of dying of cancer and you’re trying to give me that d That’s TR did you want it why is that so skinny try it mate no I that looks weird camera for the camera that’s not you have it come on stop wobbling that at him it’s like a wi wig be nice can we get a camera on this box of is it like a um so Grim what is that look at it it’s so bizarre some don’t even have chicken bit inside it’s just like the outter cor that does look a b it does a job though is it nice yeah what’s it give us a taste test chicken all right this is fantastic chicken nice juicy what I do with this it’s got that um that’s a rip how much extra was like crunch to it know you ever had swe theong how was I getting clowned on for being boring when this dullet is still talking it’s crazy hey guys smash like on the stream if you like sweet and sour chicken Hong Kong from Chinese take huh shut up Arthur knows nothing I know nothing except from that I exist well and forever yeah well I think therefore I am R dayart true it’s the only thing you can know is that you exist as a conscious entity it’s the only thing you can though do you think you’re in Arthur no why insufficient grounds to believe so I think it’s a possibility why you throwing big words what are you talking about none of those are big there was two grounds to believe so is a fancy way to say no I don’t think it’s real what did you ask no I said no simulation yeah it’s definitely possible yeah no I’ve not seen the thing where I know some sciencey things is like uh the nature of the universe instead of this [ __ ] boring football match why are you scared of dying it’s not the dying it’s the dying of cancer which it’s just cancer mainly yeah really it’s just a horrible way to go what about being boiled alive o the what the chance I’m talking about reasonable chances drowning I think drowning would be [ __ ] yeah drowning is supposed to be the most peaceful way you can CU there’s a point that annoys me that how does anyone know that there’s no pain who can tell you drown is peaceful to die because people can drown and then they can get brought back to life by the way Arthur look how far the pitch Anthony is he’s lit level with your Strikers you can go unconscious drowning he’s fing isn’t he Dr yeah look I reckon he’s ten hog is screaming at him but it’s soaking some getting a umbrella you know what with our current team the way The Season’s gone a 1 nil to a league challeng is not bad at all lost oh back it’s not a great result but it’s not Manchester United Theo you are the thickest fan in the world it’s actually crazy you you are the most results based football fan I’ve ever met and there’s a lot of stupid football fans out Manchester United to Arsenal at Old traffic but this is exactly what we were talking about when we were saying the there are so many factors that come into it other than just the name on the P yes I would rather us we winning we should be in like the club to the standard where it’s like we should never lose against Arsenal but like in the conditions things could and should have been a well could have been a lot worse and it’s like all right you know not great because you’re not the best team in the country 15 years ago doesn’t mean now they should just beat Arsenal they’re not they’re nowhere near as good as Arsenal I think I think he been a good performance oh that’s a good [ __ ] hell you’re in trouble now no oh casemiro doing what he does best oh F clean up first tackle of the game 93d Minute Man successful tackle he’s arrived oh no he’s very greedy except for shooting he’s like Ronaldo they do like watching him like just constantly going for the shots cuz if it’s raining there but to be fair if I’m gu at I’m looking up and I’m like Academy Striker Anthony and D are the people I can pass to or do I shoot myself I’m shooting as well who’s the academy Striker leis I think is forson God mate you’re not in the bin you know what’s his name oh Amari forson know where LS came from that’s no his name you haven’t really look like conceding there have you not really they a couple of good opportunities though thanks Tom Right Anthony has had a BBL really what you mean as he really so I just said why does the look like a baby bird eating why can I see that that Pastor was hot you know oh your mother should have regurgitated it for you first good God man put it down is that spicy wasn’t no thanks what the hell you fill up from your dog trick never mind oh no it’s enjoyed that one light I went for dog treats and like whilst I was saying the tea in the arm my brain w’t say snacks instead don’t explain it makes it worse you just spat everywhere give me that when give me that spill is licky this when thing was not funny when we were 14 when now I’m joking who why what a challenge [ __ ] who was it don’t kick it out oh my God no Jes gari garci oh what oh dear that wasn’t forcing the best he needs a bit more patience he’s got that Argentinian fire to him in his soul my favorite things to do is to wake waake the woman go silent and then I know at some point AR is going to start talking and it’ll just be something amazing comes out of his mouth something what amazing oh okay I know what you saw you what I thought you said racist it sounded a bit you going to say no you never racist did you speak of Oasis did you see um good God can we li Gaga refusing to do the posan that got to do racism posan what’s that I said speak City dance oh stop drinking alcohol no oh whoa 20 seconds come on Al’s good for you [ __ ] good God asmatic why don’t read that out but is it true good God man well say say it’s not true then oh oh my God that’s horrific I shall not tell Li just Jes he’s B so many opportunities today and he’s just [ __ ] them all it’s because he at the but to be fair what has anyone else done this game anyone else done this game what he done that’s my [ __ ] 11year old son see no matter how bad things get can’t get worse than that yeah see the physique on that guy [ __ ] hell over GG thank you very much one win we take it we take itys light work for the ass yeah see look see oura there saying played well that is respect from the goat just still L though that means guys that means it comes down to the final day of the Season oo comes down to final day of the seasonable end of the season Spurs hey I’ve always I’ve always liked Spurs have you I have always said Spurs great team not the team I hate the most who are united probably really I I don’t hate any team but I’d dislike you don’t hate anyone no because why would I hate someone that is just happening to play in a different color you know n seems you don’t hear Tottenham um see Primal no cuz growing up United fans were always a bit more annoying then it was fans [ __ ] hate Chelsea really Chelsea never really I [ __ ] Chelsea fans very did my Ed and oh my God it’s horrible it’s classic Manchester look at them teeth yeah it’s 25 and those teeth are outrageous Gabriel meal Gabriel M anyways guys thanks for watching Super Six Super Six uh tune in guys for the pitchside versus Club live stream Monday the 20th have I is that announced yes well it’s happening on Monday so before that we’ve got the the end of season streamon stream next weekend and another chance to win 250 Grand with that so PTC h 23 yep exactly that and uh yeah guys we’ll see you next weekend for a huge stream with all the L bye guys and Theo thanks guys bye no

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  1. Fair play to Tom and Lewis for being the only down to earth people present. The snobbery toward the championship spoke volumes.

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