Live from Adelaide to celebrate the LIV Golf! Liam wishes he joined in on his plane ride’s lad fest, Belle likes colonge above the belly button, and Ben eats out of the bin.
Quote of the Show: “D*ck out, KFC wet wipes in hand”
Running order:
1. We’re in Adelaide for LIV Golf
2. A story too rude for radio
3. Liam was stressed about what to wear to the footy
4. 610 Quiz: Belle wears ya dead Nana’s knickers
5. A call from Ramos Furtado (Nelly’s cousin)
6. Ben ate out of a bin
7. Most complained about ads
8. Belle rips the handbrake reeeeeal hard
9. Do you look at your poo before you flush?
10. What gives you the ick? Cologne on ya what?
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good day there podcaster Ben here uh in
today’s episode I reveal a very shameful
confession we get your X plus our
listeners answer the age old question do
you look at your number two before you
flush enjoy who’s ready to have some fun
I am I’m
ready here we go live across Australia
this is Ben Liam and Bell’s
leg on NOA good even Australia how good
is this we are doing the show live from
God’s country uh otherwise known as the
city of churches Adelaide because we are
here for live golf shout out to the
South Australian tourism commission for
flying us over here yeah feels good uh
we did a p off for 100k with Mitch from
Sydney Nova listener wasn’t even close
wasn’t even close um he was semi close
he could have been further it’s wild so
it was like a 20 M part we flew into
State we had accommodation
there tons of people it’s the party hole
you know there’s thousands of people
watching and it was all over in about 3
seconds and and and yeah I feel bad for
Mitch like he was very confident I I
sort of thought he could do it but I
mean yeah I think the the pressure may
have got to him in the end I’m flying
over this morning uh just so many dudes
on on my plane coming from Melbourne to
Adelaide and um you know people were
excited um at one point I was collecting
my bag and there was a a group of men
howling like
dogs the boys are taking over at I
wanted to join them it’s looked fun it
did look fun it’s late drive on Nova 13
2410 give us a buzz if you have a story
that’s too rude for radio because we’re
going to get you on to let you tell it
okay this is a once in a lifetime
opportunity 13 2410 do you have a story
too rude for radio yeah we’re thinking
uh maybe we’ll be able to censor it a
little bit because that’s exactly what’s
happened with Rebel Wilson’s new book um
you may have heard a lot of chat about
this and the the Sasha Baron Cohen
allegations no one really knows what
went down there um and some people were
saying I is that like publicity for the
book I don’t know um maybe something did
happen there but she’s releasing the
book but that whole chapter about Sasha
Baron Cohen is redacted so it’s like you
can buy the book but then all the juicy
stuff is blacked out and now the whole
world’s talking about it obviously more
people are going to buy the book yeah
totally and there was um there’s also
you know she was alluding to that she
got invited to have a little group uh
naked party with some Royals as well so
is that redacted too yes so that will be
redacted it’s she she’s gone all out and
now she’s had to pin it back look the
point is uh you know that is annoying
but it’s juicy and people still going to
buy that book and they’ll try and work
it out anyway so I’m I’m thinking that’s
what we can do uh this evening Jacob in
Sydney how you doing man yeah not bad
how I is good um so you can be as foul
as you’d like here because what we’re
going to do is Ben Ben’s got the little
sensor buzzer there and anything that
sort of crosses the line we’re just
going to redact it yeah if you want just
test it out make sure it’s working Jacob
you can uh say a swear word on live
radio whenever you ready whatever swear
word you want penis
fart that’s you’re allowed to say penis
fart man we’re not even GNA we’re not
even going to blank that out you allowed
to say that um Jacob dig a Little Deeper
mate you can go again
yeah that’s more like it yeah yeah
you’re not allowed to say that one
that’s that’s been redacted that’s been
redacted working yeah but Jacob now you
know you know where the line is and how
far you can push it um yeah don’t don’t
feel the need to sense your language at
all you just you just give us the story
as raw and as straight as it is and and
we will redact it if we feel that is
necessary the airwaves are yours he yes
I um I broke up with me girlfriend of
six years and we’re were trying to kind
of get things back on back on track and
we booked a a Trip Away With Friends in
Sydney and um all the so we had a bit of
a cheap hotel because the other friends
didn’t want to pay for it hotel but they
all caned it the I feel like you’re
swearing more because you know you
can and we said don’t hold back so
that’s fine you go your hardest so they
all B it and it was just my
ex-girlfriend and I in this hotel it was
pretty dingy yeah um and we ended up
having a pretty rubbish day just her and
I but we were there anyway so we went
back to our our dingi hotel at night and
um things were things were heating up it
was looking pretty good um she she asked
me if I’ve got any protection and I
shorter I do in my wallet so I got up
and got it and I opened my wallet to
find a little KFC wet white instead of a
condom staring back at
me that’s a bit of a shocker but don’t
worry I’ve got another one I’ll open the
uh open the other side of me wallet and
two for two on the KFC wet
[Laughter]
wound yeah KFC wet wipes in hand um no
action for me still
single it was a part of me jaob that
thought you were going to say you just
kind of you know did it and then went oh
we’ll just KFC wet wipe it after and
she’ll be right God
damn unfortunately not think you’re
looking good
uh what a story Jacob yeah and look and
the best be is we didn’t even have to
censor too too much of that I think
people can get the general idea Ben
lemman Bell here on late Drive I traded
places with my wife yesterday um for the
very first time ever I had a lot of
stress on what to wear before going out
normally I’m the one picking up the
pieces and she’ll have like an outfit on
and we’ve got the Uber booked and then
um I’ll brush my teeth or something and
then she’s changed again I’m like what
the hell was that and she’s I don’t know
which one to we I thought we locked one
in honey
this is this is the eighth outfit now
and I get it because I think sometimes
women have that sort of thing where they
feel like they don’t want to wear the
same thing in front of a a group again
cuz they feel like they might be judged
for the record that is uh only enforced
by them oh yeah 100% no guys going like
oh did you see what Jenny oh she was
wearing that last month when we went out
to dinner oh what a bgen no one no dude
has ever said that it is it is that but
it’s so much more than that it’s like is
this a skirt heels and top or is it a
pants flat and top or is it a dress is
it a dress with a jacket is it tights is
it not tights is it pants and a crop is
it not a crop is it long sleeve look Bel
it’s very tough and that’s sort of
confusing me what you’re saying there
but I I kind of can relate now cuz I
kind of get what you mean cuz normally
like I’m I’m wearing the same thing to
work as I am out for dinner as I am to a
gig wherever like it’s sort of just you
know t-shirt and what some sambas and a
rock cargo pants a lot and it’s the same
thing like every day um but it rattled
me yesterday cuz I went to the MCG for
the big GAC day Clash obviously huge
game eston Collingwood and I’ve never
been um in the MCC before which is like
the fancy sort of and my mate texted me
cuz he got me the ticket and said just
before I left he was like oh just a
heads up it’s CER only like they enforce
it and then I it sort of sent me into a
bit of a tizzy cuz I don’t really have
much colard stuff and then I was like
but it’s cold and then I don’t have a
jacket that would go well with a college
shirt and then I was like doing that
thing that my wife s sometimes I was
like Fring and like throwing things I’m
like I can’t wear anything I got no
clothes to I got nothing I got nothing
and she was like literally like taking
things off she’s like what about this
and I’m like that looks stupid like I
don’t want to wear that like no way like
and she was like trying to put outfits
out for me and I like the the final
straw for me is she was like oh well if
it’s Cola what what you should do this
is her suggestion she goes this is a new
group of guys by the way I know one of
the dudes and I don’t know the other
like five of them she’s like just wear
your Blazer I’m like are you kidding me
I’m going to rock up to the on anac day
in a Blazer like I wore a Blazer at our
wedding and she wanted me to wear the
one that I wore to our engagement party
I’m like do you that’s a casual blaz
yeah but you know how dumb I would look
no but like with a new group of guys and
then I rock up like will from the in
betweeners wearing a Blazer like you
don’t want to and I honestly stressed so
much that I ended up going cuz I was
like oh I’ve got nothing to wear so I
had like a um like a button-up shirt but
then I just wore like a t-shirt
underneath it but because it was really
cold and I didn’t have any jackets that
went with a collge shirt and I read you
have to it has to be a cge shirt can’t
be a colge jacket it has to be a cge
shirt so then I wore like these thermal
things underneath there so it looked
like I was wearing a bulletproof vest
cuz I was and then and then I rocked up
and all the guys were just wearing cool
stuff they were wearing like you know
they just all looked cool and they were
all wearing like um just kind of like
what Ben’s wearing today like it’s just
like a flannelette shirt it’s fine it’s
got a color on it and I was like oh God
like such an idiot like I I with four
dude I’ve got fmal on like I’m in the
Arctic I was sweating bullets cuz yes
it’s it was kind of cold in Melbourne
but then you’re in the pub and you’re
like dying everyone’s playing two up and
I was like beads are sweat and they’re
like man you don’t even you didn’t even
bring a jacket that’s crazy and I’m like
yeah I don’t really feel the cold I’m
like literally trying not to pass out
from my snow fmal underneath my white
T-shirt ridiculous but now I get it you
know it’s a late drive right across
Australia look at the
time Hallelujah
[Music]
well get day to Stacy in brzy the
windmill has fallen off the Mulan Rouge
theater can you tell us question one
what French city is that in t you’ve
done it honeybird at ads uh made them
the most complained about company in
Australia last year what do they sell do
you know lingerie yeah and what
else they other stuff yeah do they you
have been into honeybird yet I haven’t
no it’s too expensive for me they sell
some freaky stuff yeah Belle gets her
laundro from
Salos she actually does yep chances are
if your nan has died in the last few
years B is now rocking them knickers um
okay third question here for you Stace
um people on the internet have been
searching for the real identity of the
baby reindeer stalker have you seen that
show on Netflix yet noce oh it’s a good
one it’s very creepy though very creepy
uh which one of Santa’s reindeer shares
its name with Kebab
meat um Dasha it’s not Dasha there’s no
such thing as daser Kebab meat uh Steph
in Sydney do you know the the Kebab meat
that is also one of Santa’s
reindeers
um um which one of Santa’s reindeer
shares its name with c
Das um oh my gosh okay hang on I’m going
through all of them um Vixen it’s not
Vixen there’s no such thing as Vixen
Kebab meat uh Victoria in brzy which one
of Santa’s reindeer shares its name with
Kebab meat Donna she’s Donna you never
have Donna Kebab meat Bill no I don’t
know what you were ask I’m trying to
wreck I was like do you mean l yeah Don
what is Don the same thing oh my gosh
yeah I don’t think anyone actually knows
what donam is it’s best not to ask
questions about it but it’s like that
real you know they shave it and oh oh
that’s that oh yeah so good I’m staring
now hey uh Happy Birthday to Melania
Trump 54 today her hubby Donald Trump is
77 how many years is the age Gap she’s
54 he’s
77 quick
maths uh so it’s um
23 no no back yourself in Victoria uh
you’re one question away from taking
this thing out uh John bonjovi said he
was worried he was going to lose his
voice after a surgery and wouldn’t be
able to sing anymore can you please
finish these
[Music]
[Applause]
lyrics on
a yeah and well sung very well
sung uh now Victoria you get to the next
song we play this evening so do you want
to hear Nelly
[Music]
Fado or Nelly
fatato that’s right we’re having a f
off so the first one say it right or
that one promiscuous which one you
feeling um priscu all right that was the
winning song from the 610 quiz that
evening Nelly Fado promiscuous oh jeez
how good’s a Fado off as well just
quietly and uh Ben and Bell this is very
exciting uh you you don’t know about
this yet but um producer Andy’s just had
a word of my ear we got a call whilst
that song was playing from Ramos Ramos
Fado relative to Nelly no yep Ramos
joins us on the line now he’s a he’s a
Melbourne resident is it true are you
related to Nelly Fado Ramos long
distance long distance still counts
still counts my friend can you tell us
the connection there uh not 100% sure I
think through the family line and family
cues I think it’s great-grandfather’s
aunt’s Uncle okay okay so so this isn’t
a thing where you like have the same
last name and you just assume you are
connected you’ve done a little bit of
research into this Ramos well that’s
that’s initially what I thought I
thought I said well how many FS could
there be now in Portugal thams work
based on the Clans and if you understand
the Village Life many many years ago
yeah it was what profession you held and
fut tend to be land owners I see right
so youve and you’ve logged on to
ancestry.com there and Boom Boom Boom
Nelly Fado promiscuous girl yeah right a
long line
of I haven’t met her in person well I’m
sure you will at some point I mean you
know Christmas this year the Fato are
close we know that for a fact Ramos if
that last name Fado means they they’re
known for being land owners I’m curious
are you a land owner do you have a house
I have a house absolutely yes blood your
blood that’s what the Fato do they come
they see they conquer they have
investment properties is what they do
that’s what the Portuguese did many
years ago didn’t they yeah well that’s
true that’s true I like you R um well
thank you so much for um for your call
really appreciate that it’s an honor to
have a Fado on the show see you mate
thank you thank you all the best bye Ros
oh there you go I mean what what a show
we’re having we’ve we’ve had the option
of two nearly Po songs played one and
spoken to her cousin we are off on our
flyer this
evening late drive right across
Australia with Ben Li and bell and Li
and Bell I reached a new alltime low
yesterday and I have to get what I did
off my chest oo um so my wife Sam um
lovely cook she does most of the cooking
in our house I’ll cook sometimes she’ll
do most of the cooking and last night
she was making um like these uh chicken
thigh things and then there was some
veggies on the side and the chicken
thigh things were like marinated and
it’s really yummy marinade and you know
it’s like when you cook something with
marinade on it there’s always the
crunchy bits left in the in the frying
pan I love that they’re my favorite bits
by far like I’ll go out of my way to eat
the crunchy bits yeah and Sam always
hates it when I eat the crunchy bits
because she says no no they’re known to
be carcinogenic cuz it’s like it’s just
burnt it’s just burnt sugar essentially
you know they say that about everything
you know Coca-Cola smoking smoking is
carcinogenic you know do we know that
what’s next vaping okay well give me a
break obviously disclimer we know it is
very don’t do that um just having fun
obviously yeah uh Snus though still
verdict still out no that’s not good for
you in no way shape or form if you need
it send l a DM um so anyway back to the
little burnt bits in the frying pan so
she cooked these these lovely chicken
thighs now marinated and when she was
done she started scraping up all the
little burnt crispy bits into like into
this ball I want to say it’s probably
almost the size of my fist lot of crisp
a lot of crisp lot of caricis and it was
all scraped up into this big ball and I
was like oh my God honey I love you so
much like you’re getting me this big
burnt cogenic ball so I can eat it like
an apple yeah it’s and it’s it’s sort of
like um you know a kid uh you know
licking the batter if if you know
Grandma’s making a cake or she’s you
know she’s scraped all the burnt bits
off the pan for you to eat yep so I went
to go to grab the cogenic ball and she
slapped my hand and she said Ben
seriously no and I was like I thought
she was joking I was like I’m gonna eat
that yeah and this is my yeah I’m eating
that ball we we both paid for this
chicken it’s as much mine as it is yours
you got to the point where we were kind
of almost fighting like she was pushing
me away and she was like no no you’re
not eating it I was like give it to me
like I want to eat it I’m getting now
I’m getting angry now give me it’s my
health I want to eat it and she said she
honestly said you have a son to think
about you can’t you can’t eat this let’s
not bring Freddy into it and she threw
it in the
bin later that
night this is a true story she doesn’t
know this and I have to get it off my
chest that’s bad later that night I got
it out the bin and I at it boy wait hang
on but was it all like shattered or was
it still in a clump it was still in a
clump was it cold it was cold as well
yeah no what what was it touching I it
was just in the beIN I Tred not to look
but it was in the bin oh wow wow and you
guys give me [ __ ] for eating food that’s
a little bit day old okay that is next
it wasn’t day old it was still it was a
couple hours old and I I’ll put my hand
up and say I’m you know I’m not the
uh you know I’m not the cleanliest guy
and i’ I’ve eaten had a beam before as
well like if I’m being completely honest
like I remember once um I ordered so um
this is when I was just sort of first
started dating my wife Sarah and she um
it was I was going through a phase of
like you know I think when you’re an
adult like so you sort of you get like a
burger from McDonald’s or whatever but
then when an adult you’re like well you
know I’ve had a few drinks I’m going to
have three burgers like what you know
cuz it’s my money who cares whatever and
she would get really angry when I did
that and like I remember once like
pounding two burgers and she was like
you serious you bought through and then
she put it in the bin and then cuz she
didn’t trust me she put detergent over
the top of it in the bin and I was like
I must admit when it was in the bin I
was like I’m still going to eat that but
then the detergent was like come on now
you’ve ruined it You’ you’ve ruined it
at least I’m not alone well that’s it no
I’ll leave that at bin if it’s worth it
bin Brothers bin Brothers
bump it up brother like
raccoons we have a list of the most
complained about ads from last year
finally been hanging out for it Ben um
but before I get into it I just find it
wild that people actually like take the
time to email complaints and all that we
get our fair share I get that um but
these are the ads that has riled people
up so much that they have like made a
formal complaint people might complain
about us complaining about people
complaining right now totally crazy
things happen and let us tell you that
really quickly um we once got a
complaint in fact Liam specifically got
a complaint um because he said to
someone something about shoving their um
pie hole full of cakes and he got a
complaint like an official Complaint
because um they said that pie hole is
somewhere food goes and that could be
offensive to the person that he said it
to yeah they were saying that I was
saying that that was like they were a
beast but I’m like no no pie pie hole is
just a mouth like that’s just that’s
just you call now totally all right well
these these ads have received hundreds
and I’m saying hundreds of complaints
the third most complaint about ad last
year was by Extra Gum did you guys ever
see the ad of the two girls in the car
together and they’re like dancing and
they’re like having a great time and
then one of them puts gum in their mouth
the other one has gum and then they just
start making out sounds like a great ad
I missed it I I don’t catch a lot of
free to Air these days but that doesn’t
sound too bad it’s funny though because
I was like the whole time you’re talking
about the ad I was like where’s the
complaint where’s the complaint oh
there’s the complaint even though you
shouldn’t complain about that but I can
see why people complaining I mean look I
watching the ad you can look it up on
YouTube it’s like it’s a bit unnecessary
wasn’t there an ad bubblegum ad or like
it was like the nipples yeah the guy’s
nipples five gum or something like that
that’s that sounds more when the guy’s
nipples was like dancing around when he
would have it was so fresh because it
was so fresh and it was so cold yeah I
it years ago yeah they had he had like
really long long noodly nipples all
right well that’s number three coming in
at number two an ad for Red Rooster
what’s red rooster doing so red rooster
didn’t an ad last year where there’s a
guy at a skate park he’s on a skateboard
the guy opposite the skate bowl is U
mugging into some um Red Rooster Chicken
this guy gets on his skateboard rides
past the other guy and steals his box of
chicken people complain about that
that’s it people complain about that je
just a guy just trying to put some
chicken in his pie hole yeah oh wow
sorry no I should sorry yeah I’ve been
cautioned but coming in at number one
the most complained about ad with
hundreds of complaints was for honey
biret one of the great
stores and the thing is like yeah if
you’re not familiar honeybirdette it’s a
lingerie and um toy shop hard to miss
they’ve got their Billboards they’ve got
their TV ads they’ve got everything you
walk past the store and you can’t
they’ve got huge pictures up but the
thing is we don’t know who’s who are
making these complaints like is it
people that don’t want to wear that kind
of clothes is it people that are jealous
CU they don’t get that action at I think
it would be a certain type of
disgruntled possibly wife who
is who is unhappy with how long her
partner is watching the ads Gary’s
paused it no no no just I
got we got Fox IQ so you can skip the
ads not slow them down Gary it’s 100 11
10% Gary who doesn’t get enough action
and wants that and he’s complaining cuz
he’s jealous I think maybe yeah totally
I don’t like it so much honey I’m going
to complain see I’ve sent the complaint
it’s very hard like I kind of feel the
twinge of my neck going when I’m walking
with my wife at like Westfield something
like that you sort of see a Honey B
coming up you you both know that just
trying like look at it quickly jeez
what Ted’s cameras again is that uh oh
jeez honey bet it you know what the
solution is Liam you go in there and bu
or something hell yeah that’s I’d be far
too scared to go in there I would never
actually go in Hy you’ll be the guy from
the gum at yeah what hang on why what
does that mean you get T nipples going
into the store yeah that was a bit of a
stretch Bell but I would ask you don’t
get hot nipples when you’re aroused uh
not no it’s a female thing N I don’t
know I’ve never never taken notice I get
now I get the link now I see what I was
saying you’d get hard yeah oh oh glad
it’s the late Drive program with that
sort of Caper and now the complaints are
coming through well done B here they
come I can see all the emails now we’ve
come full circle good evening Australia
we are doing the show live from Adelaide
we’re here for live golf all thanks to
the South Australian tourism commission
for putting this whole thing on I got a
fun fact about Liv golf would you like
to hear it Ben I’d love to hear LV Liv
golf is the Roman numerals for
54 because over the weekend they play 54
four holes well that is actually quite
interesting why you loving them cuz I I
this is cute cuz I was I was there when
you learned that today and it’s very
cute I didn’t learn that today yeah you
did no I didn’t I knew that already
you’re referring to we did a quiz with
some listeners at Liv golf today and I
was running the quiz and asking the
questions that was one of the questions
yes but I already knew that yeah and
here’s a fact for you B that I already
knew Chase K got a hole in one at the
live golf last year correct I already
knew that Ben and you can’t there’s no
way have you proven that bill but it was
from I learned that from the quiz that
we gave that with the listeners today be
what have you learned about live golf
that’s not those two things
today well it’s a very intricate thing
but um if you were to win $100,000 uh
someone in Vegas puts on a bet that’s
such a random thing that’s hard to
explain you really rip the hand back up
on that so I want to explain that but
that’s so hard to explain yeah I think
we’ll explain that in our off air
podcast today is what we do that’s a
good that’s a good hook I yeah B that’s
uh yeah that’s really slow us down but
thank you but we’ll we’ll um in the off
air podcast weekend try and explain
it’ll probably take about 40 minutes
we’ll try and sort of unpick what what
BS thrown out there it is interesting
I’ll give you that it’s very interesting
very very intricate you’re tuned in to
Nova for late drive we are currently
joined by three people on the line we’ve
got Katie Adam and Ash now you guys
don’t know why you’ve called good
evening good evening how are you now we
are going to be asking you a personal
question guys but don’t overthink it
there there is a new stat that has just
come out that is saying that
Approximately
80% of people look and inspect their
number twos in the toilet when they
finish now it doesn’t specify if it’s
before or after the
wiping but some people are commenting on
this thread saying they do inspect their
poo either before or after now I’m going
to ask you two first do you ins your
number two in the toilet hell yeah man
Liam’s yeah I mean I definitely I would
just wipe but then I would also look but
I’m not like I’m not going then looking
then
wiping yeah okay I’m also definit I’m
definitely not avoiding it okay Liam
when are you looking every time so you
go no then you look and then you watch
unless it’s real feels really impressive
you know you know what I mean sometimes
just like what have I done there um but
uh I I don’t think a a PO ever sailed by
without me just having a bit of a look I
think it’s you know it’s good to because
you know you know Che well that’s it
that’s it if it’s if there’s something
in there that’s not supposed to be in
there then well you you picked up on it
abely absolutely well that’s the thing
you’re you’re really right Liam so I did
a bit of like a research on this whole
thing CU I was like okay well what what
are the pros and cons so plot to no cons
um all Pros you should absolutely 100%
according to doctors
every time you go look at the color the
consistency the consistency that sounds
like you’re getting in there with a
rubber glove that’s you should say you
know what I mean it’s not not you don’t
have to look at it that hard imagine if
you imagine if you had a poo chart at
your house and on the back of the
bathroom door had like a little
whiteboard and you can keep track of
that I’ve seen them in hospitals you
know it’s just like oh this is a bad one
this is good like that’s what you should
be doing they said you should so let’s
do a little test here uh all right so
hang we haven’t done you yet yeah I look
every time
uh Katie in Adelaide do you
check uh yeah absolutely and I think
that anybody that says that they don’t
is lying yeah for sure no I think you’re
dead right Katie and be honest are you
doing it for health reasons or more just
because you just want to check out
what’s happened there I mean just
probably looking for a personal bet to
be honest yeah yeah yeah you just do
like yeah I’m the same boat I get you um
Adam in the Gold Coast do you check the
ball before you flush very much so how
am iant to know how good my gut is if
I’m not looking yes and it can also show
if you’ve got early signs of bowel
cancer it can show how your digestive
system is working you should definitely
be doing it all right last one Ash in
Melbourne you having a look before you
flush yeah of course like a quick little
sneaky peek before you shut the lid and
have a flush absolutely yeah interesting
do you shut the lid and then
flush yes you don’t a whole other debate
is that to stop
splashback no there’s like articles
there’s like particles
the lid for what the that’s literally
what the lid is for hang on cuz I’m not
closing the lid when I yeah so they’ve
used like infrared cameras and it’s like
the part like the Poo particles just fly
all the eoli flies around the room when
you when you flush so lame you telling
me you shut the lid no no I like I like
the Kraken going back into the I watch
the whole thing you know I’m staring
into the eye of the yeah yeah yeah no I
am I’m I’m coping the full blast but I
know it’s not the right way to do it you
know what I mean like I know that’s you
are supposed to
but then it’s also like sometimes you
might need more than a flush you know if
you’re just closing that and I don’t
trust myself that I’ve got it done in
one job I might have to wait for the
toilet to sort of rebuff so I can give
it another
rib I did a three flush the other day oh
oh what the hell and then he had to
break out the stick no I think we’ve had
our fun what a fun scientific break that
was good and yeah I I love I love
Katie’s take off anyone who doesn’t is a
liar that’s true yeah the the article
says 80% of people it’s 100% 20% are
just lying late drive on Nova with Ben
Le and
Bell what gives you
the we do it every D week 13 201410 you
can give us a bars is there a particular
trait or small annoyance that just
repulses you about someone have you got
an Nick Bell oh I sure do another week
another 10 um this week I realized that
I just really any guy that’s into um Mo
like motorbike racing
man what about all the Motorsport fans
listening all the all the guys like
Crusty Demon you don’t think crusty
Demon’s entertaining and fun what about
Nitro Circus HH oh what come on Crusty
Demons I said that one did you yeah
sorry
wow list the golf’s been on the TV all
day and Ben has not been
concentrating TV off who can blame the
guy no I we turned one TV off and now
I’ve realized there’s another TV that B
can see I didn’t tell you about the
second TV oh my God very sneak oh yeah
I’ve actually just realized this I I I
was like oh yeah there’s a whole another
TV in the it’s behind me so I keep
thinking Ben’s looking at me and he’s
not it’s in the producer Booth um 13
2410 what gives you the ick yeah for me
it’s dudes that wear cologne well not
you’re allowed to wear cologne but not
too much like if if you walk past and I
can smell you I don’t like it right a
the WFT the W the is like dude how many
sprays you doing I I I will use like one
spray if it’s big occasion too mhm but
these guys some guys are just drowning
when you spray colog L where do you
spray it on my
decollage on your what my decollage
what’s a decollage like um little is
that a little you kiss if you wanted to
kiss me on the neck You’ kiss me kiss
him on the deage you kiss my deage if
you want I spray once on my decollage
yeah and then I spray on my wrists and I
rub it together oh really can don’t you
just do that if you’re trying one in the
shop no you do it on your wrists do you
do it on your wrists yeah I do it on my
wrists yeah producer and he does on his
wrist really yeah one on the neck one
and then one on the wrists if you shake
someone’s hand they sort of puts cologne
on your body so you smell nice I think I
think Liam’s right I think it’s just
when you’re testing it um well hang on
no not necessarily I mean I do it
producer Andy does it that’s 50% of
people in the room do it you you guys
don’t have to do it once you bought it
once you left the shop you can put it on
your neck like where but then again I
don’t understand why you’ve got
something against putting on your wrist
I know it feels like a weird my partner
puts it uh on his chest
pretty low pretty low should be on the
decollage in my
opinion I don’t like I probably
shouldn’t say but I have a friend a male
friend who puts it um near his belly
button on his diage well no near so cuz
he’s single when he goes out he puts it
there in case he gets lucky sure sure
man then is does that something the a
prospective partner want I don’t know if
they want wow your belly button smells
so good like yeah I don’t get but you
get like what I’m saying yeah you’re
going like around there appreciate
obviously you’re taken but would you
appreciate single guys spray their belly
buttons with colog well it smells nice
doesn’t it so it’s a good thing you
think it’s a good thing for single guys
to do yeah I’m not against it
interesting yeah yeah most of the time
you know women are at clubs trying to
smell guys wrists cuz that’s what they
sort of put it it seems uh let’s go to
Casey in Sydney what gives you the ick
Casey hey guys my ick is when guys like
jump in the water and they hold their
nose oh but it does Sting sometimes if
it goes up like if it’s a a proper big
you know C it cough it like the rest of
the Su Noy it’s just isn’t it what about
if it’s off a jetty and it’s really
really
high then like you should be prepared
for your face to hit the water like you
got to blow out of your nose when you go
into the water justum I think the jetty
makes it easier I love the idea of like
a uh Cruise liner going down and people
not wanting to give girls the ick around
them so they’re just like no I’m not
going to pin drop that’s lame I’m just
going to flop in there beckon brzy what
gives you the I when you’re sitting at
your desk minding your own business
working hard and someone pulls out their
little desk fan e how often how often
does that happen though B quite a bit
like a USB plugged in Teemu sort of
setup yeah a little battery power yeah
just that would be
annoying yeah okay uh Alice in Perth
what about you what gives you the I hey
guys um you know those squeezy yogurts
that are in like a pouch I cannot handle
it when people in particular adults eat
those yogurts now Alice um we probably
shouldn’t throw this person under the
bus but there is someone in a managerial
role here at Nova that’s been known to
walk around with a little squeezy yogurt
yeah and it is hard yeah it’s hard when
especially when you’re in a position of
power um to take someone seriously when
they’re sipping from a like a
s pouch although you did admit that you
had done one recently Li stop yeah no I
I I I have the malice but but surely you
privacy of your own I do it at home and
what I do within my home is why don’t
you buy the squeezy ones though a normal
imagine you turn off all the lights and
shut the blinds in your room what are
you doing there there leave me
alone having my little sippy yogurt uh
Michael in Melbourne what gives you the
my friend
I reckon I are always addressed towards
women for towards men but I’ve got one
for women when they close their close
drawers with like their hips you know
they get on their tippy toes and they do
that weird awkward lean and like it’s
always awward and bumpy
and it’s cute oh no
way yeah no I agree I know absolutely
agree Michael not necessary and Michael
you know what you are so right EXs I’d
say 95% are men doing and hate on men
yeah 13241 you can always call if you’ve
got an ick um if it’s for a woman if
it’s for a man if it’s for anything in
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