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Akshay Bhatia Tops Denny McCarthy at Valero Texas Open, Nelly Korda Makes it Four in a Row



The Big Drive Bros have a lot to recap on this Winner’s Circle Monday edition of Big Drive Energy. They cashed their first winner of 2024 when Akshay Bhatia topped Denny McCarthy in a playoff. Bhatia held a 6 shot lead heading into the back 9, but was forced to make a 12 footer on 18 just to get into the playoff. Nelly Korda casually just won her 4th start in a row at the T-Mobile Match Play and Dean Burmester takes home the LIV Miami Title over Sergio Garcia in a playoff.

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when trying to look over at Mitchell I
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little bit before we get into all these
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while soft shout out to Broken K’s
light’s the OG swing juice though like
swing juice isn’t a company K’s light is
Swing juice it’s like a chicken in the
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I honestly think that when people say
that I’m really turned off by it the
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like the corniest lame [ __ ] you can ever
say I think that just reminded me that
sounds like what John risken would say
well one thing we need to do is we need
to do like a is this a real turn with
Marissa we need to have an episode where
we have a segment carved out for that I
also want to do a segment where where I
read off professional golf names or just
names in general and you tell me if
they’re professional golfers or not okay
cuz the professional golf world you you
have no [ __ ] idea wow because the
well the golf world just gotten so
watered down at this point that there is
dudes names like shout out Dean
burer uh I had to Google him I mean I’ve
heard I heard his name he’s W four times
on the uh European tour previously
before he won on live this weekend it’s
called the DP World Tour dude [ __ ] me
get it right I I’m the OG bro I call it
the European tour that’s that [ __ ] it
still is Circa
2012 uh but yeah dur dur
burer uh he won on the live tour this
week and uh no [ __ ] idea who that
dude is he beat Sergio in a playoff
though but we’ll get into that later um
let’s unpack the PJ tour win yeah so if
you guys don’t follow along with us
during the week and during the year we
put our bets out every week thanks to
bet
365
and we never hit I needed I needed these
eclipse glasses for how hot our [ __ ]
pcks were this week we were absolutely
cooking on the bet 365 app this week
when I looked at our Instagram I [ __ ]
burnt my corneas I had to put these
puppies on look at the lights they look
cool oh yeah that’s the only thing you
can see I actually did go out look at
the eclipse earlier and I I almost hit
the Donald Trump and just [ __ ] raw
dogged it right up at the sun with no
glasses and I was like God I am might be
the dumbest human on the face of the
planet but you can’t tell me that every
human doesn’t just have a uh an urge to
just look up at it with their their eyes
you know I did the same thing today I
went outside on the deck walk out you’re
like I kind of forgot it was going down
and I did bring specifically bring the
glasses for you know being able to go
out in the middle of work and try to
[ __ ] see this once in a well it’s
happened like twice in the last eight
months but now it won’t happen again for
like 70 years I think it’s 20 I think
the next one’s
2044 oh okay so I won’t be around that’s
cool whoa um just kidding but Sawyer
will be in college the next time and he
well or freshly dropped
out might be in trade school no he’s
better than you he’ll actually make it a
semester in college he could take a page
out of my book do you know what’s weird
is like I can’t see [ __ ] and I almost
feel like these things are like I’m not
good at talking anyways but it makes it
harder to talk when you can’t
see you think so like I feel like a
seeing eye dog right now or like I I
like I need a seeing eye dog right now
look well you probably do looking at you
is pretty [ __ ]
hilarious oh God I I just I you know
like I feel like a dog with socks on I’m
just like frozen try walk and you can’t
do it like I can’t do anything I’m going
to I’m going to give this a good 1015
before I like my eyes just can’t quit
watering they’re they’re getting
irritated under this [ __ ] but I’m going
to I’m going to give it a shot you’re
going need I love this this is going to
be a great clippable pod you look like a
idiot but you know oh yeah good get that
hat down a little bit more ow it’s
cutting my and it doesn’t help that my
head is just not a regular size head
like these glasses do not fit my my face
at all no are these kids glasses or you
have a wide Lo adult these are adult
glasses holy [ __ ] cuz these do not fit
my [ __ ] massive head all right let’s
get into winners um we finally hit a
winner on the bet 365 app but it was
definitely not without any drama even
though it appeared to be so uh I took OA
batia Mitchell had Russell Henley who
even though he didn’t obviously you can
only have one winner and that’s me of
course I broke the seal for us now going
into Master’s week which by the way show
on Wednesday brother um
show real quick I can’t I can’t take any
of your cues I was just thinking uh I
think Corey Connor is close to The
Blacklist I I’ve had him multiple times
on the card in the last month or so and
plays great on Thursday and just slowly
it’s just a 4-day [ __ ] down his leg as
he goes further into the week I think he
he shot what three or four under to
start the day and then uh to start the
week I’m sorry on Thursday and then he
shot like two or three over Friday made
the cut [ __ ] down his leg again Saturday
he’s getting very close to like because
it’s just uh it’s it’s not fun when your
guy’s In Contention after Thursday and
you just know he has no chance and I
think that is Cory Conor yeah and we may
maybe we’ll just add him I did put him
in one of my Master’s pools today in
like tier three or four but I will I I
know it’s hard to take me serious with
these things on but in all seriousness
his swing path is so far inside out I
have no clue how that dude hits the ball
so [ __ ] good like he when he gets it
going crooked he’s like similar to
Nikolai hoard who I also picked who I
think missed the cut or play like [ __ ]
he we had all guys make the cut oh wow
was a good dub but we had Connor [ __ ]
down his leg especially on Sunday Lucas
Glover kind of just couldn’t get
anything going Russell Henley F you know
firmly in the top 10 uh OE won and then
lud VI Oar all he had to do is make
Birdie on 18 because we were T12 Reggie
Miller gift and he just missed the hole
so honestly this was maybe our best our
best week Collective week ever you think
of a better time to do it no I yeah this
week well 3 months ago like we we could
have done this earlier um cuz I think
anybody that gave us any shred of
credibility that’s that’s been gone for
months the best part about this week too
is we’ve we finally got to the point
where it becomes a bit of who we bet on
it’s like okay these guys yeah we
tweeted I tweeted the you want to know
six guys that aren’t going to win the
Valero Texas open here they are and OE
ended up winning it let’s get into um
first of all how the round started so
Marissa you have a clip uh that is
number three and I want to talk about
this a little bit because this is the uh
the World by storm right now um not nope
next one next one we’re going to go how
it’s no not that one uh
oh yeah it’s the the last one in there
the last one what’s going on um
OE and a lot of people got like gave him
crap for this um but is like the most
famous thing in the world right now
sketch I think it is yeah Sketch I I
honestly have only seen him on Tik Tok
because literally everybody in the world
is now doing this is [ __ ] yeah what’s
up brother Tuesday
Tuesday special team special play
special
players thank you brother now so
recording on his personal Tik Tok no
this was on his personal Tik Tok
reposted by the PGA Tour okay that he
posted on Wednesday wow so that’s so
sketch got him there yes so he won the
tournament after doing this he probably
got absolutely roasted for this by 70%
of the golf world everybody no no I I
disagree dude all these P all these
young PJ tour dudes they’re YouTube kids
okay I’m not saying his demo I’m saying
the people that watch the PGA Tour oh oh
yeah they were like like that
65-year-old sitting on his couch that’s
just waiting for the Viagra commercial
to come on he’s definitely like what’s
going on yeah he’s like this this guy’s
a clown there’s no way he can win goes
out and dominates for the better part of
three rounds but let’s talk about Sunday
so AA heads into the third round with
only a three shot lead um let’s let’s
preface this by saying you and I texted
each other early Sunday morning and we
kind of had our t telepathy going
because I set you a screenshot of me
betting Denny McCarthy plus 400 to win
because it just felt like that was going
to happen um and you I told you to hedge
and you had already done that also oh
yeah because of our luck this year and
where we’ve been I thought there was no
way OA would actually win the tournament
now Denny McCarthy had the best maybe
the best back nine in the history of a
PGA Tour event considering the
ramifications of what it caused so AE
made the turn with a six shot lead Denny
McCarthy goes on to birdie eight of the
last nine holes seven in a row Bird’s 10
part 11 completely nuclear but I think
the mo most clutch shot of the
tournament Mo CL I think the most clutch
shot of the tournament was O’s putt at
18 to make birdie well but I mean Denny
like no I I understand but what he was
doing he was already in it a was playing
good OE did not give that lead up Denny
McCarthy straight took that lead yeah
but OE batia watched playing with Denny
McCarthy all day watching everything
he’s doing watching his lead disappear
from six shots to having to make a putt
to just go into a
playoff I don’t even I can’t even like
recognize how much how many stones that
to how big of stones that took to make
that put 100% but let’s also recognize
the fact that these two dudes finished
nine shots clear of third place like
they both were on a different planet
this week now Denny did shoot nine under
Sunday but OE just throughout the entire
week was Miles Ahead of the field in
just about everything yeah he shot nine
over on Thursday and started out with a
three- shot lead after the first day you
can never win a golf tournament after
the first day you can certainly lose one
uh but he went wire to wire and he
actually wrote that on his uh I think
his wrist or his ankle oh he wrote wire
wtw and he finished it out well kind of
did that term wrap around his entire
ankle because I’m pretty sure his
ankle’s about the size of my [ __ ]
pinky finger he has some he does have
some tiny ankles well let let’s talk
about just 18 because they both laid up
great finishing hole great finish
amazing finish
like you can make three there you can
make seven there which Jordan spe did in
35 minutes we’ll get into that um
because I got I got something to say
about that [ __ ] I already said it on Tik
Tok but I’ll say it again I’ll double
down um the 18th hole great finisher
they both laid up the first time they
both hit wedges to the same same
distance both made birdie but also the
lack of awareness from [ __ ] Brendan
Todd you just spoke on it they were 10
shots up on OE and Denny were both 10
shots up on Brendan Todd he took no less
than five minutes talking with his caddy
they even had like not him fully miked
up but kind of half miked up why why was
he not on the clock at like what aren’t
they on the clock for every shot I I
don’t think so I don’t think they’re I
don’t think they were going to put the
final group of the day in the in the
final round on piz brenon Todd like well
that would have been hilarious he
deserved it yeah he was sitting there
talking with his caddy for [ __ ] 10
minutes about 140 yard shot into the
Green from the rough when you’re 10
shots back get a clued like I was more I
was miffed I feel like he was a dog
[ __ ] on the carpet and just looking
you right in the eye as he does it like
he knew what he was doing and he just
kept doing it like he almost dug deeper
and took longer because he knew what he
was doing I I honestly I could not
[ __ ] what took longer I honestly
think Oe baa his timeout was shorter
than [ __ ] Brendan Todd’s last shot on
18 yeah so that brings us to this next
clip uh clip number two we have oay
batia after he made the putt on
18 uh excuse me yeah that one yep there
we go so he after he the putt on 18 he
gave a very OE batia looking left-handed
fist pump you you know [ __ ] shoulder
out if you can see what this guy looks
like and you know what he looks like you
you can have an idea of what his Fierce
fist pump looks like and yep roll it so
he’s
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talking my shoulder came out of
the and what was great is on the
broadcast they were talking about him he
was talking about the injury found the
trainer that was still there but the
broadcast was like could this have been
done on the wedge shot like what what
happened because they went and replayed
in slowmo the the fist bump and they
were like there’s no way that that could
have done
it yeah like it it doesn’t bode well for
calling PJ tour players athletes when a
celebration pops your shoulder out of
place oh 100% like that’s just not not a
good look also his trainer have I told
you the story so did you see his trainer
uh I don’t think so I I mean I did but
not he looked way too like casual to
look like a PJ tour trainer um andan he
had one of those upside down Dallas hats
on have you seen those where Dallas is
written upside down and
backwards no do you know you
salad oh my God you’re such a [ __ ]
like the the letters are just upside
down and backwards but it still reads
Dallas out Dallas backwards so I guess
yeah if you read it Forward salad
um but did you know who own like those
those hats are like all the trend have
you not seen those hats no it says like
just a a city name and it’s got it
upside down and backwards you haven’t
seen that no I have not seen one of
these okay I
need do you know who owns this company
is Ben denucci the Broncos backup
quarterback and he actually is making
more money off of this brand than he’s
making playing in the
NFL how [ __ ] insane is that so
whenever you see one of those upside
down well apparently you’ve never seen
it Marissa have you seen it you’ve never
seen you guys live under a [ __ ] rock
like these hats are all over the place
but any who Broncos backup quarterback
Ben denucci is the company owner and
they’ve sold like I want to say like
millions of hats or at least hundreds of
thousands um Google it it’s called like
just go to bend denucci’s Instagram let
me I’ll find the I’ll find the brand
yeah find the brand send it to her we’ll
put it on the screen here for YouTube um
but no I did is that all it’s just the
story about the interesting story about
the hat that got us off the rails yeah
yeah that oh I put in den benucci den
denucci a little bit of uh dyslexia
going on these I told you these glasses
got me [ __ ] up while you’re it’s
called it’s called true brand true brand
Tru but with a v i oh God holy [ __ ] that
was way too loud um but let me
let me see he’s got to have it posted on
his Instagram oh yeah here it
is all right while you’re sending that
link over we’re checking that out let’s
talk about the wedge shot that Denny
McCarthy hit on the first playoff hole I
don’t know if there’s a better
description of golf than a guy going in
coming in in 28 making setting a PGA to
a record by the way for least amount of
putts 92 putts and 72 holes I have 92
putts usually 54 holes maybe more uh so
incredible job by Denny McCarthy Denny
McCarthy on the greens is when he’s hot
it’s unbelievable any shot he hit onto
the green I I thought he was GNA make
and he pretty much did that entire back
nine but there is nothing that says golf
more than a guy coming in 28 tying the
lead for a tournament that he was out of
everyone was out of the guy was up six
Strokes o was up six Strokes going into
the back nine then absolutely laying the
sod over a wedge I mean that wasn’t that
wasn’t you know 70% good that he hit
that probably 50% of the distance that
he needed to hit it and that was Windham
Clark on 17 at sass like a good 30 yard
short of his Target yeah I we actually
were watching it together yesterday and
didn’t say a word for five minutes I was
in oh his initial reaction um I thought
he pulled it
because he didn’t really get all the way
to his left side and then he kind of
like threw the club over his left
shoulder which generally means the ball
is going left like I just know body
language um but it actually mean that he
laid the [ __ ] so he chili dipped it
he completely laid the saw over it I was
flabbergasted for a dude to go shoot 28
and then get in the first playoff hole
and you do that and what did I say when
he hit that drive right off the T
because he choked in the playoff at
Memorial last year against Victor havin
because we had Denny on the betting card
and he bent us over um which he kind of
did this week in a roundabout way
because I actually would have won more
money on him winning the final round
than I won on AA batia winning um but is
is the dude like he’s 0 for two in
playoffs now yeah and not in a good
fashion either like he’s he’s made bogey
or bit or more on both playoff holes
he’s played on the PJ T like that that
that can’t feel good yeah like lose to a
birdie fine sorry to cut you off no and
as you spoke to we we bet him on the bet
365 app last year uh when he lost to
Victor hin and you guys can bet on golf
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we do the eway betting and golf every
single week it paid out I got 50 times
my bet um so my eway bet for one unit
which I bet every golf thing on I’m not
going to unit shame or unit show uh it’s
not respectful to everyone in there but
I bet it it was doubled my units and I
ended up with 50 times that in my
account so I am clear we are clear for
at least a good another 6 months but you
always want to bet with us on the BET
360 five app each way betting for golf
which is what we do it doubles your
wager and splits your bet into one
player winning and one on the player
placing obviously OE he won so I got the
winners share plus the placing share
Russell Henley placed so we got that
placing share on him great week overall
for the boys so you can always win even
if the player doesn’t come in first um
or you can lose if you guys Cory Connor
lud goar Lucas Clover any of those guys
that were all pretty close but it makes
a tournament still fun to watch if you
do the each way because they can get
first through 12 like somebody
theoretically this week I think like
Peter quest for instance I think he was
even par going into the last round and
shot like 67 and ended up toping it yeah
so you it keeps your guys in it keeps
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Gambler also want to tell you guys about
our friends over at C’s light I’m
wearing swing juice life shirt C’s light
baby uh when you need a moment to chill
I’m sure OA batia he is 22 two wins on
tour at 22 feeling 22 he doesn’t strike
me as a dude that hits the sauce but if
he did he’ drink C light yeah Denny
McCarthy definitely needed A’s light
after he rinsed that third that third
shot into the playoff Hole uh he
probably just went straight to the
clubhouse ended up knocking back 10 to
12 of them because luckily he is in the
Masters and that’s why it was also cool
take the betting part out of it Denny
McCarthy is already playing in the
Masters O’s the only way he could get in
the Masters was winning that tournament
so here’s here’s a quick Hy hypothetical
for you would you drink more K’s lights
if you were Denny McCarthy or AA batia
after their finishes yesterday oh that’s
a tough one I think I would be it would
be Denny McCarthy is it the I need to
like absolutely about everything that
just happened if I do I need to for well
dude but he can take so much good from
it too so that’s kind of the challenge
but I think I would have filled dude he
could have done what are those boot
chugs called because he got a he got
those pair of boots uh for winning the
Valero I would have dumped boot no it’s
I think you drink it’s when you drink
out of your own shoe it’s a shoey I
think it’s called a shoey um he should
have poured like six CS lights in that
boot and just Down the Hatch uh CO’s
light is cold logged cold cold filtered
and cold packaged the one beer that’s
literally made to chill CER light Denny
McCarthy hope you had a few CER lights
um also OA batia because celebration
always calls for CS light win light
celebrate responsibly C Brewing Company
Golden Colorado all right anything else
to add to the Valero Texas open um I
just really like that golf course I
think think it is lowkey one of the
better courses I think they play on tour
and I know some dudes hate it but it is
really just a good challenge and a few
of the oh we we didn’t even talk about
uh ludvig oberg’s
scenario yeah let’s get lose the driver
head do we have that clip um I will get
that clip see how quick you can get that
clip to Marissa um because we’d be
remiss to not speak on that uh we had a
equipment malfunction function now I’ve
talked [ __ ] about Taylor Made in the
past and it looks like on two were
they’re a little shoty themselves like
[ __ ] driver had just flew off and
just the we’ll get the video of it about
ludvig’s follow through when he realized
it looked like he was fly fishing like
when he realized there was no head on
the end of the club he’s like like
[ __ ] yanking it back like it looks
like he just caught a [ __ ] fish on
his fly and he was giving it the old tug
uh that [ __ ] was hilarious like they
need to somehow put a tracer on the
driver head and the ball like they need
a full zoom out view of like the 300
yard hole from the side and get the ball
and then just the driver head because
that thing went probably a good 70 80
yards like ludvig doesn’t swing as soft
so that thing went [ __ ] flying that
was awesome well I think one of the
crazier Parts about that entire scenario
is how good his t- shot was his t- shot
he hit to like 12 feet it was the best
like a best shot of the day and that
goes back to what you were saying in
terms of the great finish at Val the
Valero Texas open 17 was drivable
Saturday and Sunday and then at that
point it was 18 was a pretty getable
part five I mean the two leaders didn’t
go for it but obviously they’re in a
different situation but there was plenty
of guys on the green and two there
throughout the week the stat nerds were
furious at the laying up on 18 scenario
L stagner was somewhere air punching
just old man yelling at Cloud being like
there we go got CP oh here we go
Mitchell can’t see anything I forgot
about that so here’s a clip of lud V go
bear on 17 uh breaks his head off and
let’s play it driver here at par for
17th the uh-oh the head came off the
driver
wow you don’t see that very often dude
also this
announcer and then up on the green what
a shot for oberg oh my goodness loses
the head of his driver drives the green
will have an eagle Putt and we were
actually watching that live oh my
goodness I think one of the most
incredible Parts is and these drivers
are made to come off the driver heads
come off you have a little screw driver
you can crank it get it off the club
went further than the ball isn’t that a
Happy Gilmore line could be but H dude
his Club head went about 120 yards at
like hovering across the ground I think
one of the more more skipping rock yeah
it looked like when you catch one of
those real smooth flat ones and it just
gives about six or seven hops 100% but I
it’s almost unfathomable the ball ended
up where it did a b the fact that the
screw was still in like ex can you
explain how that how the screw stays in
and the head comes off I guess maybe the
head maybe the threads were worn down
and it just [ __ ] separated like it
just slid off but that even like takes
me to the point where I want like a
slowmo like very very slow motion of
when the head came off cuz could you
imagine if he got like to the bottom CU
generally you Bott him out before you
hit the driver like the bottom is like
probably a foot in front of the ball and
then you start to swing slightly up
imagine if the club head was actually
detached from the sh when it hit the
ball you know or like do you think it
detached when it hit the ball I think it
detached on impact okay cuz but either
way just the fact that the face didn’t
gear or anything maybe that’s lowkey
like a a new tailor made [ __ ]
advertisement like the head can fly off
and you’ll still hit it straight I could
be a marketing guy I should be their
marketing guy yeah that’s actually
pretty genius right and 17 gave us
another great moment did you see maxom
almost hit the spectator no I didn’t so
max H hits one right same hole par par
four driveable hits it a little right
The Spectator jumps out of the way of it
forward this older dude older like
60-year old dude jumps out of the way of
it forward and then his momentum causes
him to fall back he falls right on his
ass and then he gets he just gets up he
like Waddles over to the little spot and
puts the white flag down but it uh oh
you’re talking a marshall not a
spectator or yes sorry a whoever a
[ __ ] spotter is what I meant okay I
meant I knew it was an SP do you know
what blows my mind I feel like every
week we see
people watching PJ tour events live at
the at the event and they’re on a hole
where drives are consistently Landing in
that area and they’re facing the
completely other direction like do you
not feel like you see videos of that
every week where a ball will land like
three yards to the left of some clueless
human being that’s facing in the other
direction like not realizing that that
ball could like kill them oh well it’s
it’s a combination of them not knowing
what’s going on but also like tell me
you don’t know ball without telling me
you don’t know Ball but if you’re on a
par 4 and you watch a b you’re watching
a bunch of guys hit their approach shots
then you’re looking at the green but
then you stand closer to the green you
don’t stand where the drives
land yeah I mean you could have you
could be you don’t stand on a Runway
where planes are landing to watch other
planes take off yeah that’s you’re
asking for death that’s fair yeah
there’s the the the crowds in general
are I feel like just getting crazier and
Dumber at every tournament there was
even a clip this week Rory
mroy a fan alarm went off and it was
like 11:30 in the day and he goes that’s
a little late for an alarm isn’t it so
he hasn’t seen your alarms yeah my
alarms go off all day um that I was
actually you know we won’t I won’t do it
as an actual Fairway or 4 but the like
calendar appointments on my phone don’t
work you’ve already done this an alarm
works better oh yeah I have done it yeah
an alarm works better yeah my memory I
have the memory of a goldfish all right
let’s tune pop pop brain let’s move it
over to Nelly Corda unbelievable this
four wins and four starts I like four
wins and four starts also taking like a
six- week break in the middle of two of
them four completely different golf
courses it’s funny there was a uh so
this week it was match play I was going
to say to round it out she didn’t want a
match play then yeah so this uh from
this article it’s there’s some funny
quotes in here the last time Nelly Corda
played a golf tournament and didn’t win
the Buffalo Bills were still in the
playoffs Ronda santis was still running
for president and Nick Dunlap was still
an amateur golfer wow um she’s won three
out of three in or she had won three in
a row going into this week’s T-Mobile
match play and honestly this tournament
so she’s won in
California she’s won in Florida wasn’t
this in California also no this one was
in Vegas oh [ __ ] she’s won in California
she’s one in Florida she’s won
in uh Arizona in Vegas and then this one
she’s covered the whole West Coast and
the southeast yeah where she won in
Florida but I think I’m trying to find
the you know match plays obviously very
different style of golf and it’s she
beat a bunch of her old like solheim Cup
players where is this what are you
looking for I’m looking for like the
format of this because it was insane how
many holes they had to play okay here we
go this week’s match play wasn’t just
match play it began on Wednesday kicking
off 54 holes of stroke play after 36
holes there was a cut to the top 65
players another 18 holes there was
another cut to eight players and then
they played down to four down to two and
for a championship holy [ __ ] so did they
play 36 in the championship or just 18
just 18 in the championship she was up 4
after nine cruised through the whole
thing and won her fourth tournament in a
row actually some insane stats for her
MoneyWise so she made just around
basically just around
$300,000 a win this year which
if you’re looking at the money list she
would be 52nd on the PGA tour money list
this year and she has made more money on
the LPGA Tour this year than Nikolai H
hoard sep straa Tommy Fleetwood Billy
horel Victor hland on the PGA tour God
that’s insane dude
like this just makes me think Victor’s
falling off but I he also doesn’t play a
ton up until this does he think he’s hot
[ __ ] like well he just won the Tour
Championship last year okay well yeah I
guess he’s got a bank full of money so
uh or a bank account full of money but
uh why is he not playing let’s let’s get
back to Nelly um I think the LPG tour is
too easy for her like I truly we need to
see Nelly Corda in a PJ Tour event and
part of me doesn’t want to see it
because it’s almost like the
hypothetical that you could always talk
about like what she would fire type of
thing but part of me just wants to see
it happen because uh I think she could
go out and make a cut like
realistically where do you think she
would finish in a like the Valero this
week I think the Valero I don’t know I
don’t no she’s the hottest female golfer
on this entire planet and maybe one
going on one of the best runs of all
time she became the 25th LPGA Tour
player to surpass $10 million in
earnings this week feel like you’re
dodging the question um no I I just
don’t think it’s fair on that Golf
Course let’s put it that way that was a
borderline I mean if you think about it
other than the leaders being at 19
everyone else was less than 10 on their
pocket it’s perennially a tough event
yeah it’s a tough event cut was only
like plus one yeah it was a long tough
event I don’t know if she makes the cut
in that one but maybe at a at a more a
little more Gable course for having a
little less distance than most the guys
on the PGA tour like harbort toown or
somewhere like that I think she’s got a
legitimate shot at a top 20 harbort
Town’s a good call out because uh I was
actually going to put you on the spot
and ask you what course you think she
would succeed on but harbort toown is
probably actually a great one because
she hits it pretty [ __ ] straight not
very far so she could be hitting like
hybrids 3-woods drivers while dudes are
hitting irons off the T or you know
hybrids whatever but if she’s hitting
Fairway she would definitely compete
there but the only thing
is with some of those courses the cut
tends to be lower um so if she yeah plus
two was the cut or plus one was the cut
line I think she could have shot one
over at valo this week I don’t disagree
I’m just saying this would be a tougher
test for her in terms of you know like
there like she’s not getting any of the
par fives into like not even attempting
them Well everybody’s laying up anyways
on all these part FES apparently that’s
the new [ __ ] thing to do clearly they
haven’t seen stats yeah no clearly they
don’t know numbers yeah exactly I well I
think a lot of the laying up on 18 was
the fact that there’s a creek running
through the entire thing and it a better
you [ __ ] pump of three-wood over the
green you get a drop out of the the tent
oh or hit it onto the roof or or yeah or
hit it over the clubhouse um okay I’m
going to do this real quick Jordan
spe I am so sick of your [ __ ] man you
are not fun to watch you take forever
your you have your caddy in living hell
you should be paying him double I don’t
care what you pay him now pay him double
because I am just done watching this dog
[ __ ] that he pulls week in week out take
a drop he made the leaders wait on the
te 25 minutes for him to make a seven on
18 and him and Brendan Todd would get
along real well on the 18th hole this
week yeah like and I feel like Jordan
spe is the dude that hates slow play and
acts like he’s not one of the slowest
players that well I think we’ve talked
about it on the Pod before you think
that’s me no no okay I think that the
ultimate slow player in golf is the one
that never says they’re slow 1000% the
true slow players are the ones that are
constantly saying how slow they’re not
yeah facts and then they’re shitalking
everybody else for how slow they are
it’s a classic
deflection you’re slow player you [ __ ]
talk other slow players lack of
self-awareness and that is ultimately
like Jordan spe’s lack of self-awareness
golfers in general Brennan Todd’s lack
of self-awareness but it feels like
Jordan spe thinks he’s the only dude on
the golf course at that time and it’s
his world and we’re just living in it
kind of thing because I could not have
cared any less about what he was doing
on 18 and there was a bunch of stands I
did post a Tik Tok shitalking him if you
want to find us on Tik talk we’re at Big
Drive energy
um I don’t care what he wants to do with
his layup shot and there was actually a
great tweet um can you send that to
Marissa real quick to post uh the
Michael grow
tweet uh because you sent that to me
this morning but basically he’s got
Michael Growler in hell and everybody’s
like oh you know he he took a chance on
him as an amateur and now he was a
school teacher I bet there’s days that
Michael grer wishes he was still a
school teacher I bet he would rather
deal with a class of 36th graders than
deal with Jordan speed’s [ __ ] on the
golf course like the dude money aside
yes yeah money aside all all things
aside and teachers Do It For the Love of
the Game they’re not doing it for the
money anyways you know what I mean
they’re doing it for the greater good so
I guarantee you there’s days where
Michael grow is like I wish I was on my
lunch break at a school right now
eating a [ __ ] bowl of Campbell’s
Chunky and a tuna salad sandwich which
actually sounds like a fire launch now
that I mention
it uh but I just have never gotten the
Jordan Speed hype and I don’t think I
ever will I was never into him when he
was winning his three Majors by the way
so people start chirping me what what
are you laughing about oh well that we
do have the the Tweet up but also yeah
that just this thinking about the spe
Fanboys yeah
if if I hit it over that deck where’s my
drop yeah like gr is just in his own
personal hell with Jordan spe but do you
know what’s
crazy guess how many wins Jordan speed
has in the last six
years one two wins he’s won twice in six
years and he still somehow is on the
cover of every PGA and that’s how you
know the PGA tour is in a bad spot
they’re highlighting a dude him and Rory
maroy two dudes that can’t win Rory I
take that back he’s won you know a few
tour championships whatever two dudes
who are no longer they haven’t sniffed
winning this year [ __ ] Scotty shuffer
caddy has made more than Rory mroy maybe
not after this week Rory did you know T5
or whatever um but they’re promoting
these dudes and I have to shout out on
Tik Tok uh one of our commenters I
called Rory the Lakers of the PJ tour
because he gets all the love and some
dude corrected me and said he is the
Cowboys of the PGA Tour so that begs the
question is Rory maroy the Dallas
Cowboys of the PGA
Tour yeah the guy that everybody loves
no matter how bad of a season he has
it’s there’s always next year every
season they come up on he’s going to win
all these events he’s going to win the
master there’s GNA how many bets are
going to be placed on him to win The
Masters this year oh dude it’s like
people have a sick disease if you like
Ro maoy to win The Masters or Jordan spe
you need to get your head checked like
neither of them are going to win I would
honestly you’d be better off betting on
both of them to miss the cut than them
to actually win this upcoming week of
the Masters which we will get into our
full live show tomorrow of the Masters
uh week at Augusta going out Wednesday
yes coming out Wednesday um but it’s the
best week of the year coming up and
these people I mean I’m a dumb better
but I I’m not dumb enough to bet Jordan
speed or Rory mroy this week you feel me
yeah Rory is the guy that I feel like’s
everybody’s like white whale he might
sneak in to my my card because I like
losers yeah you’re um but I he he’s also
a guy that if you don’t bet on him and
he wins you’re just the biggest idiot
ever here’s here’s a hit verbal meme
Rockies Colorado Rockies Rory
marroy absolute
losers oh man that’s rough uh while
we’re on the topic so once again Nelly
Corda shout out to her that’s four in a
row she’s got the picture here of her
with the trophy four wins in a row um
beat two of she’s holding up the four
like the like when a player scores four
touchdowns I love that’s one of my
favorite celebrations whoa wasn’t that
Terell Owens that started that uh I
think it could have been but it it is
one of my favorite
celebration and she so shout out to her
winning the match play now she’s just
absolutely dominating look for some LPGA
odds next time she tees it up again they
got some Majors coming up but also want
to give a shout out to lahy wo winning
the women’s
Augusta Augusta National Women’s
Amateur want to call it the correct
thing uh she birdied three of the last
five holes to win at Augusta National
20-year-old from England she plays at
Virginia Tech Florida
State um definitely a
maroon she’s a Collegiate player at a
college in
America that much I know well the cool
thing for this is this Victory gets in
gets her into every single LPGA major
except the women’s PGA Championship
that’s dope um why is the women’s PGA
Championship standing on business likees
I don’t know she is Florida State good
call um but yeah birding two of the last
three holes to win the amateur ad austa
National has to feel pretty
incredible um incredible and bayy
Shoemaker on Sunday shoeer Sho maker
I’ve never heard anybody’s name
pronounced Shoemaker s h o e m a k r
shoeer no it’s Shoemaker just like the
guy that fitted you for your pxg Bobby
Shoemaker maker guaranteed look it up I
love Bobby shout out pxg shout out pxg I
got I got a fresh set of pxg she shot a
bogey free 66 in the final round and
still uh still couldn’t
win golf is hard man but W hard what a
kind of a name dude I know I I wanted to
do bad things with that name but I
refrained
um Wy
load if you just flip the first two
letters
she definitely blew her Wy
load holy [ __ ] that’s too far shout out
to her winning shout out Florida State
seminal I don’t know how that’s still
your
mascot um Arnold Palmer in 1916 Marco in
1998 are the only players to Birdie the
last two holes at Augusta to win by a
single shot 18 seems like a very hard
hole to make Birdie on yeah 17 can have
it can be a filter hole like there’s a
filter ho yeah like where if you hit a
shot in an area down collection yeah
collection area I thought you were
saying like filler hole and you’re were
just saying it incorrectly oh we did get
a comment our boy Ben Ben what’s up dude
right there with you spe speeds as fun
to watch as per re yeah they’re just
annoying in two different ways I
actually like per to wa like I like
watching him because he’s he’s just a
villain like he is embracing the villain
card he is Ang Reese of the live tour PJ
Ridder cup he doesn’t give a [ __ ] and he
will not back down he will cheat his ass
off and you just got to respect it you
he he is character acting to the
furthest extent like he can’t turn back
or do you actually think that’s who
Patrick Reed is I think it’s who he is I
think he’s just a piece of [ __ ] you know
like just the worst dude to hang out
with yeah the least [ __ ] who you rather
have a beer with Jordan spe or Patrick
Reed I feel like spe would actually be
okay I think his just his golf course
Antics are just he he’s never give up on
the ball his 10 hairs on the front of
his head like eight million times hey I
know that feeling really well when it’s
windy out and I don’t have a hat on yeah
oh yeah you you look like a [ __ ] Chia
Pet I was uh raking the backyard
yesterday and couldn’t [ __ ] get my
hair like I you do yard work I did
actually no [ __ ] it didn’t look like it
work in prep for my Landscaping coming
over um so all right let’s let’s that’s
like cleaning the house for your housek
keeper to come over I I’m G to do
tonight oh okay perfect um so let’s move
it over to the live event I mean this
weekend in golf was just like between
Nelly the
playoff uh Denny McCarthy oay batia Liv
was in Miami Sergio Garcia was leading
and that’s obviously notable because he
won the Masters in 2017 any guy like
looking at the top of the Live
Leaderboard it was like I was like
comfortable picking that player Masters
Masters Masters because they’re all
prior
Champions Brooks shot like two over and
Phil shot four over but guess what I I
know for a fact that one of them is
going to be on my card this week 100%
well Brooks is on my card already Brooks
is an auto card like every major I I
think you’re and dude it’s just so feels
so good to talk about like Brooks
playing in a in EV event with everybody
y like that feels good to say but every
major Brooks has got to be on the cart
he’s an aob bet oh 1 million per. shout
out Brookie shout out Brookie uh shout
out wait real quick hat did you see that
hat I sent you in slack let shout out
bcci’s company true brand you got I put
it in slack
there’s no that’s not
it oh okay
salad dude that that hat is like all the
craze right now I don’t care for it at
all you don’t if they made a Denver hat
like that like purple he’s got to right
he’s got to have one well he’s from
playing for the Denver Broncos but he’s
from Dallas I don’t give a [ __ ] where
he’s from maybe he will drop a Denver
one I would buy it imagine an orange and
blue Denver backwards maybe he’ll be the
first guy ever to like license his brand
with the team he plays on that would be
cool like sell the Broncos those rights
to sell hats like that eat that [ __ ] up
Brendan Anderson with Nelly winning the
match play who wins a match play between
Brian and
Mitchell oh come
on well I think Bri Brian’s probably
playing a lot of I actually get how many
strokes am I given Brian I get to see uh
Brendan and Brian this week shout out to
Brian Anderson getting married uh in
South Carolina or yeah in Hilton Head
South Carolina this Saturday or Friday
doesn’t even know what state he’s going
no it’s Friday dude Well Hilton Head
seems like its own state so I’ll be in
Charleston Wednesday Thursday headed
down to Hilton Head Friday Saturday
going to a wedding uh G to be the first
Brian’s wedding yeah going to Brian’s
wedding I hate to do this on his wedding
week but I’d have Brian eight and
six oh I’d give Bri the work I love that
kid though he’s good dude we’d have a
blast I yeah I
it depends on the course he definitely
has length on me but I’ve got accuracy
on him for sure yeah um um all right
let’s finish this up Dean burer wins Liv
golf Miami uh in a playoff so there was
multiple playoffs this week uh he is
South African another South African guy
won’t be playing in the Masters uh next
week
unfortunately but being Sergio Garcia in
a playoff for this guy feels pretty
relevant it feels like for him to beat a
guy that you know has been around the
block won the Masters before won a lot
of big tournaments uh they you know live
in general like they every article I
read about their tournaments they’re
like the John ROMs Legion 13 held off
Bubba Watson’s range goats GC by a
single shot like nobody really cares
yeah like what you go to the when you go
to the Liv Tour website and you look at
the leaderboard the team leader board is
like the auto load yeah and then you
have to click to get the player
leaderboard yeah it’s so an you have the
live app downloaded yeah 100% oh God I’m
not that deep into it I just go on their
website no I’ve got the Liv golf app
downloaded is that like me being in
denial saying I don’t have their app but
I just go to their website you know like
when have you ever had that buddy that’s
like I’m not on Twitter anymore but they
just don’t have the app but they still
have their account and they just log in
through their
browser I don’t think there’s anything
that i’ there’s like a few work things
that I’d rather go on my computer for
but other than that everything is but
I’m even saying on your phone they go to
like their browser on their phone
instead of going to the app oh yeah they
like Google something and then it just
pops up like a leaderboard yeah that’s
what I do with Liv um but I think yeah
Sergio not winning maybe he lowkey did
that on purpose because I think if he
would have won everybody would be off
him this week at the Masters but now I
think everybody is on him similar to
Hideki matam
those are going to be the two hottest
names in the streets that all the sharps
are going to be picking this week and we
can clip this if one of them wins but I
don’t think Hideki or Sergio are going
to win this week um I think my guys on
my card are going to win tune in
Wednesday to see who’s on my card uh but
they are definitely going to be the
hottest all the sharps on Tik Tok and
social media could be like I’ve got the
Masters pick for you this week this guy
is winning the Masters at Plus 8 million
to win bet $10 to win 12 gazillion
dollars on this guy to win The Masters
because of this random stat this random
stat and this random stat well the one
thing we know is that it’s good to hit a
draw if you’re a right-handed golfer see
but that’s been debunked it’s not been
debunked it’s you can fade it around
Augusta and win yeah if you’re a
left-handed player Sergio’s no Sergio
strictly plays a fade now Sergio’s
played a fade for forever well in 2017
when he won it yeah he h a squeeze Fade
All right so these are the name me the
last I I’ll tell you their ball
flights well I guess Rah kind of does
fade it Dustin Johnson fades it Rah
strictly fades it um who else we got uh
Hideki matama he can hit a draw but I
would say he mostly fades it um has
Jordan Speed won a masters yeah 15 2015
okay he was a draw
Patrick Reed is a a pretty exclusive
drawer of the ball um Bubba Watson works
it all over God’s creation but he can
definitely fade it I would just say that
back in the day when dudes were shorter
and you needed that like draw to work it
right to left on a lot of those dog leg
left holes for a right-handed player and
you’d really get it tumbling down the
hill that’s when a draw would benefit
you but now these dudes hit it so
[ __ ] far I mean you got Bryson Des
Shambo aiming 40 yards left on what is
it the third the par five or SEC second
or third he’s aiming like over these 200
foot tall trees like no Golf Course can
withstand the kind of distance that
these dudes are hitting it yeah remember
it’s a par isn’t uh Augusta par 64 oh
yeah par 68 par 68 for so the 13 Liv
players headed to Augusta Bryson Sergio
tiell Hatton Dustin Johnson
Brooks Adrien morun speaking wait real
quick we need to play that t clip after
this oh yeah Jo walking Neeman joquin
John ROM wo Patrick Reed Charles schw
Charles schwarzel and C cam Smith Bubba
Watson and that’s it is Charles
schwarzel one of the least memorable
Masters champions in recent memory oh
100% well you already win it it’s a long
time ago it’s [ __ ] 20 I’m going to
just take a shot in the dark I’m going
say 2011 yep was it really yeah oh my
God yeah let’s uh before we get to uh
Mulligan of the week let’s play this TL
Hatton clip because this guy’s an
absolute
Beauty um the best miked up guy on
[ __ ] any golf tour there is they’
they’ve caught a lot of ROM [ __ ] on the
live tour ROM cusses I like the way
cusses dud T swings weird
to that can reach those trees can’t it
[ __ ] what a wank bounce that was it
[ __ ] bounces left it’s
fine [ __ ]
you [ __ ]
come oh that is the single best miked up
I’ve ever heard what a [ __ ] wank
bounce that
is he said the The Big C after that
didn’t he I’ve I didn’t know he said
that yeah I I didn’t know that I’m
shocked that didn’t get flagged on the X
yeah I mean they do let a lot how many
times you
think let a lot go on on X for sure but
the pictures of The Big C on X at this
point the foru page he created is by far
the best X invention there ever was bro
holy [ __ ] I’ve never sent you more
Tweets in my life I know they they’re
like inside of your brain yeah all right
let’s let’s get let’s finish this pot up
Monday Edition we always finish it up
with Mulligan of the week uh I’ve
started to collect a lot of these so I’m
just kind of picking and choosing which
ones I go with we’ve all three got one
once again if you’re new to the show
Welcome Mulligan of the week is where we
talk about something shitty that
happened to us and if we wish we could
do it over uh to fix it I’ll start out
this week um so I was hung over [ __ ] on
Friday morning I went to Tim mcra
Thursday night I drank all th I played
golf Thursday morning drank all day went
home showered started pounding C’s
lights at the house went to Tim mcra
woke up Friday morning and my wife has
like brown socks and I thought there was
a brown sock in my way and I just really
don’t like when clothes are on the floor
and so even at 5:00 a.m. I was like I’m
[ __ ] got to get this sock off the
floor so I go to pick it up to like
throw it towards the trash basket or the
wa the not trash basket the laundry
basket and it was dog [ __ ] that I stuck
my hand [ __ ] right in hung over [ __ ]
dark 5 in the morning I was [ __ ] do I
basically stuck my fingers in it and was
like that’s not a [ __ ] sock oh my God
headed straight to the [ __ ] kitchen
washed my hands I wish you would have
slipped on it I wish you would have
stepped on it and [ __ ] gone ass over
tea kettle on the dog [ __ ] I somehow
didn’t step on it I don’t know how that
that’s possible could you imag like I’ve
never done this but I can imagine it’s a
top five worst thing to feel is like
your Barefoot smashing a dog [ __ ] like
the squish just just your foot [ __ ]
burying right into the dog
turd that sounds like a bad time I’m
surprised you didn’t just throw up on
the spot well dude ironically it’s ever
since like becoming a dad I [ __ ] doesn’t
gross me out near as much as it used to
luckily I’ll give Sawyer a shout out
I’ll give your son a shout out he
whenever I’ve I’ve never once changed
his shitty diaper he’s never [ __ ] for me
maybe he’s just so it ease around my
calm presence that his insides just
[ __ ] settle down and he doesn’t feel
the need to [ __ ] pinch one off it’s
actually the opposite he’s so stressed
out when you’re watching you think he
get constipated he’s like [ __ ]
sitting there face turning beat red just
whole just turtlehead in a huge [ __ ]
that that could be it um I wouldn’t
blame him for either way but dude I’m
just the chillest uncle like you I don’t
think you get it because you’re not
there when I’m babysitting him obviously
you can’t see it but he legit sits on
the couch like a grown man with him he
just we just sit there just guys being
dudes I give him a snack I eat a snack
we watch sports like that’s sounds like
a pretty lit time it is like it’s
basically hang out with you like we do
the exact same thing except for he’s not
as annoying as you are so I actually
enjoy hanging out with him even more
because he cries less than you do um all
right my uh Mulligan of the week is I’ve
had a cold now for like not a I wouldn’t
even categorize as a cold but it’s just
one of those where as much as I try to
fight it off like it’s just lingering
like you can hear it in my nose in my
throat right now um and I just can’t
stop like zins definitely don’t help
like especially sleeping with them in
that’s I know it’s just [ __ ] sad that
I do that but I do I’ve switched to the
threes in my sleep at least so I my
brain isn’t doing [ __ ] back flips and
180s in my dreams um but I just can’t
get better like do you know what I’m
saying
yeah I was sick for three weeks in a row
four weeks in a row I complain think
have RSV no I think you’re just being a
[ __ ] oh okay just I have hoovered so
many
Gatorades one other uh Mulligan that I
always have for sure is when I’m
bartending and I like don’t think about
eating at night and then I get I got
home at like 11:30 last night I just
wanted to chill out watch some vep uh
great show if you haven’t watched it
shout out vep watch
it and the only thing I have downstairs
cuz I don’t want to come upstairs and
wake you guys up and get the dogs all
barking and [ __ ] because then I just
want to punch them in the face um so the
only food I have downstairs is nuts and
like chocolate covered pretzels so last
night at 11:30 I didn’t eat dinner I
come home and eat a bag of cashews which
that might be my Fairway or 4 I don’t
want to give it away but I think cashews
are the superior
to any nut that I’ve ever had like I I
was not familiar with cashew game I had
not really eaten ever eaten a cashew
until probably a month ago and I bought
that big Costco like 45 pack you get 15
peanuts 15 almonds 15
cashews holy [ __ ] cashews are so good
but I ate about half a bag of chocolate
covered pretzels and a bag of cashews
for dinner last night and a Gatorade
zero that sounds like a [ __ ] is that
man dinner or is that woman dinner I
think that’s oh oh that’s probably the
cashew give it like Sherie board Vibes
which is the cashew is giving Sherie
it’s very woman but I think it’s both
okay just kind of whatever you got just
snacks what does that mean though snack
dinner Woman Food what what that was a
trend going around man dinner woman
dinner really what what was it it wasn’t
woman dinner what was the actual term
girl dinner girl dinner okay yes girl
dinner where you just eat like six or
seven different
snacks that’s that’s what they call girl
dinner okay do you ever do that yeah I
mean if Christian doesn’t make me food
then yeah oh my God I pick stuff out of
the fridge to eat do you have a Mullan
of the week Marissa I don’t think I
actually have one oh okay clean week
yeah all right burn my hand but I don’t
want to talk about that do you want to
do do you want to do your Prem Mullan of
the week where you’re you somehow [ __ ]
up getting your nails done it could
happen or you [ __ ] give it they have
to put the little wrist things on me so
I don’t move they tie like are you like
a dog at the uh at the groomer like they
got to suspend you so you don’t so I
have like a huge well first of all I
broke my thumb and it doesn’t extend the
way that they want me to extend it so
yeah they yell at me for that but was
your dog yelling or was your dog pulling
you is that how you broke your thumb no
I broke my thumb in basketball okay um
so much cooler every injury feels like
it comes from your dog yeah your dog’s
got it out for you he’s got a bounty on
you he’s like 70 lbs in full force he’s
way stronger than I your dog Shawn pton
Bounty gate
sure all right well that wraps it up for
us on this was done talking dude yeah
cutting us off here I’m not cutting
anyone off it’s fine go ahead and finish
Marissa I’m just kidding get it out she
was done she just was she done typical
man just silencing me over here wow
chauvinistic all right you finish the
Pod then
unbelievable it’s not that hard you say
a bunch of stuff you keep talking for
another five minutes and then you go
peace that’s actually not that’s pretty
he Marissa you wrap up the show for us
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