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For Better or Worse 2024 🌈πŸ’₯πŸ€ The Alarm – Full Episode🌈πŸ’₯πŸ€ Best Comedy American Sitcom 2024



For Better or Worse 2024 🌈πŸ’₯πŸ€ The Alarm – Full Episode🌈πŸ’₯πŸ€ Best Comedy American Sitcom 2024
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[Music]
Marcus
what
baby baby hold
me hold me baby it’s
hot come on Marcus you come
off I don’t want nothing tonight baby
just let’s go to sleep hey baby did you
turn that light on did you turn the
light on outside that I mean the
wholeway light is on did you do that
baby of course not can you pleas maybe
that’s that’s Benny huh maybe Benny’s up
doing
something
baby
o did you
fart how you going to fart while you
sleep I see that’s why I swear I
get on my nerves stinking up the whole
house
stinking you deal with
you what kind of friend don’t answer the
phone at 3:00 in the morning I don’t get
it oh I tell you when you need people m
m
the hell is
this Jennifer it’s
Angela I
know then why are you talking all that
junk if you know wouldn’t the hell you
asking me who it is
for cuz you must be out of your damn
mind calling me this
late I tried calling Leslie well try
again
who is that baby hey don’t tell him it’s
me just get out of bed a matter of fact
get out of bed don’t let him hear me I
don’t want him hearing
me okay I’m up I’m in the living room
girl I’m getting some
milk what is wrong okay listen
Jennifer up hell
no listen he up he he just walking all
around the house he doing just walking
around tur turning lights on just doing
all kinds of
stuff you call to tell me
that yes well is Marcus sleep mhm well
then go out there and do what you got to
do
Jif go what did I call you for why I
call you you know I was asking myself
the same thing when I answered this
phone come on come on Jen come on like
can you help me like what what what
should I do him
Jennifer
[Music]
[Music]
Jennifer hello
Angela hey girl what’s up what you
doing sleeping no you not you talking to
me you called me yeah yeah yeah I called
me I
mean and I just called to say hey what’s
up
what hey Angela
hey okay look I’m going to bed okay wait
wait wait wait wait wait wait what is it
listen it’s
Benny what is that man at your house
girl yes she
here what why listen I couldn’t figure
out a way to tell Marcus he couldn’t
stay Angela you know what why that just
stop that’s why I called you
damn you need to get his ass out of your
house well I I’m calling because uh he
he awake
what does it have to do with you Angela
I mean I mean I just I hear him you know
he’s like walking all around like he’s
making all kinds of
noises girl with those big old
feet that’s connected to them calvs girl
oo that’s connected to that stomach them
arms well is that not waking Marcus up
um no Mar is waking me
up all right B go back to sleep okay
well that’s going to be diffic
difficult and the only way I can get
back to sleep is if you put it on me
again stop stop who are you talking to
tell them it’s your
mama I’m talking to my
mama
damn he tell her she needs a gargo
say what she sound like a man her foot’s
on
deep all right tell him I said to kiss
my
ass wait a minute I know that man’s
voice that’s Andrew living room
it it’s it’s cold out
there turn up the heat what you about
turn it on baby it’s not my friend call
me in the middle of the morning with
that crazy deep
voice God fine stop
Ling just get up go in the living room
or something I don’t want him hearing me
anyway oh okay look all right all right
all right all right
okay H all right I’m in the living room
oh thank you gosh so what is it what is
going
on okay girl listen I mean look he just
up okay okay and you need to be he up he
up he up okay up angel if you don’t take
your ass to bed I know I’m
trying I’m
trying then do it I’m oh listen well I
tried to wake Marcus up and what
happened girl please trying to wake
Marcus up it’s like waking up the
[Applause]
dead waking up the de Marcus he can’t
hear nothing girl look you need to get
in bed okay I know I know I know I know
I know
just just talk to me a little while
longer Angela it is 4 a.m. I know girl
guess what that’s what friends do
okay okay look hey what the hell that
supposed to mean
well I’m just
kidding look I need to go to sleep okay
but tell me something what do I do help
me lock your ass in your room
MH don’t leave not okay okay okay all
right good night
okay I love you I I don’t love you right
now you you’re not going to say you love
me
back I love you bye thank you wait wait
wait wait wait wait
wait hello
[Laughter]
Markus what the hell what what happened
Mar you just kick
me why does my leg hurt what
what I was asleep I was knocked out
sleep what was wrong with you huh no you
hear that there out there go go to sleep
I don’t I don’t want
nothing baby you I mean it sound like
somebody at the door he can go to
sleep
Marcus damn
[Music]
what is it babe it’s nothing don’t worry
about it okay I look I I know you’re
worried about me and worried about my
friends and everything don’t it’s okay
go to sleep
nothing wrong with anyone now fine yeah
okay I mean if you insist you know if
you want to to hear it of of of who it’s
about um what is it it’s babe you just
drag it out of me I’m trying to keep it
to myself
Leslie okay fine babe it’s Angela what
about
Angela okay you can’t tell anybody okay
this is just some
stuff I think Bennie’s flirting with
her with
Angela
yes babe I mean what why are you
laughing Angela you need
stop stop baby that man does not want
her
yes yes he does no he doesn’t yes he
does I’m telling
you God please babe he does you know
what you sound just like Richard
oh okay see he thought the same
thing o did he think the same thing babe
yeah
o this better be damn
good good
morning I’m hanging out wa wait wait
wait okay I I think Angel’s in trouble
girl girl she got two men after her she
ain’t got no
trouble look that man is at her house
walking around trying to get her to come
out of her room well I told her to go
out you know what you are no help yes I
am girl I’m trying to help her get
some girl
bye that Leslie again damn you sleep l
damn baby you talk
loud I’m sorry baby yeah that was her
Benny pushing up on an again
huh um how you know
that I tried to tell
Joseph what he
say that’s just let just Marcus’s friend
Marcus better check his friend cuz he
pushing up on his
[Music]
wife what you
mean he’s talking about trying to get
her to come out the room or
something oh hell
no ain’t going to let it go down like
this okay well what you going to do well
we going over there
right now
yes me can’t you just call him you know
that Nigro sleep like he just escaped
from Alat
TR I mean I know but than come on girl
get up and get your clothes on now we
got to get out of here dang since you
put it that way damn way I don’t even
need no
slip what is going
on we’re getting up
no I said what are you
doing and I said we are getting up how
the hell you get dressed so fast you
know I hold the record in dressing
fast for what we have to go to Angela
and Marcus’s house are you kidding
me does didn’t look like I’m kidding it
is 4: a.m. okay I don’t care get up I am
not going over their house help Angela
do what to help Angela stay away from
that
man okay you know what what you know
what what what what you going to do let
me what you going to do Joseph H I’mma
H what you going to do get out of bed
yeah okay so you you about to get up
yeah I’ll get up yeah we going to get up
and we going to go help help my friend
right okay okay that’s what we going to
do
damn I got this i got this i got this
cover up I got
it okay maybe
just okay okay okay okay
okay what
oh what you up uh no I’m
sleep I’m
sleep is Mark asleep no he up he
up he make noises like that all the
time what’s up oh I’m sorry I left
something in my car can you turn your
alarm off so I can go get it oh okay no
problem no
problem right from here okay
but I don’t know how to reset it I’ll
reset it don’t worry I got it I can
reset it right from here
bye should I come back in and knock on
your
door just go on go on go go go go
okay go
on oh he ain’t got nothing out there in
that car huh got me out here in the
middle of the damn night you better
hurry your ass
up I could go back to
bed I got it good for you okay good
night all right
baby these are for you
Benny no you don’t want
him listen I’m sure that my husband will
love them you know these are for you vny
why are you doing this I still love
you all right
listen that’s sleeping my
eyes still sleep it’s just you know like
a eye
booger no it’s not you are still
beautiful I
know but Benny listen you really need to
stop doing this you know you want
me no I
don’t stop playing hard to get I’m not
playing hard to
get wait a minute just
wait a second and I’m I’m going to bed
no no no no sit with me no let’s catch
up no I listen we will catch up when my
husband
[Music]
comes good
night you’re not
moving I’m right behind you
well I want to be right behind you boy
will you stop go
on you know you
want B you
stop I want to make love to
you and I want
[Music]
okay one two three four five good
morning oh hey girl what’s up I I went
by your house and Marcus told me you
were here inventory you’re working seven
days a week now honey only this time of
the year by yourself no you know
Jennifer’s bud is in there
somewhere and she he better be
working where
Jennifer girl where is she Jennifer I
know you hear me calling
you yeah hey girl
hey what did you say counting
boxes I know you better get up off that
massage table and get in
here girl you so crazy what you talking
about
oh I know you Jennifer then you know I
want to be
sleep oh I know how to get her butt in
here o lesie who is that walking up in
here girl you see him angel I don’t see
anybody just are you going
crazy Lesly will you just shut up and go
along o
oh is he girl is he cute oh my gosh look
at who is this he’s tall oh and handsome
oh we ain’t seen him like that in a long
time a long time girl look
oh why y’all be teasing me like
that you need to sleep at home I was
till you woke me up at 6:30 a.m. in the
morning
have you ever heard of the saying the
early bird guess the worm girl I thought
a bird was in here so I was coming to
get
it yeah so we can just get this over
with
today look honey I don’t wake up this
early unless I got a reason to wake up
just
early oh you want you want me Daddy okay
you want a little Quicky
Dad look so when are you guys going to
be through with this girl who knows with
Angie probably gonna make me pay for my
freedom through
sharecropping that’s
right so get to
working girl you treat me like Harriet
Tubman all I want to do is buy me some
shoes yeah get so what’s going on last
week well I was hoping you guys could
help me out how the movers are coming to
the house and I wanted to surprise
Joseph by having everything all done and
before he gets back from golfing oh girl
you moving in with
[Music]
him well I didn’t know that you and him
was moving
in I didn’t say all
that okay well then what is this you
talking about I hope that y’all can come
and help me out I ha
this we are not together oh y’all
together boo
boo no we’re
not well sorry to say that we won’t be
able to help you since Angie got us
working here all
day well you would have to work over
there too yeah you
right okay look we wouldn’t have to do
much because there’ll be movers
there girl did you say mover
yes as in fine sexy hot sweaty mens with
boxes I don’t know about all
that you see men
honey well how do you know they’re sexy
all movers are
sexy no they’re not yes they are no
don’t even argue
honey honey is a waste her time okay she
thinks all men are
sexy don’t hate on me cuz I’m an equal
opportunity
employer and the way you get him is by
employing ain’t no shame in my
gang she is
hopeless yes she
is well come on Angie let’s get it
together so we can get the damn skipping
out here thank you see you can count
these and I’ll get these there back here
okay all right look at
her I have never seen that girl move so
fast look she just moving just moving
all in the clipboard and focus
right I must have said the magic word
right
men she is so crazy but she’s good at
the game though excuse me bab we not
both fit in mhm yeah go on and
work anyway so girl what’s going on with
you and Joseph I pretty much we’re doing
great you know that’s God because we’re
trying to take our time you know and
you’re okay with that yes okay well
that’s good good yeah you know it’s a
it’s a good thing I like it it’s like
we’re dating all over again or something
girl don’t I remember those days m i
remember when a man used to buy you
meals to get in your drawers
now you know a man ain’t ever have to
buy you a meal to get in them
draw true that true that
true okay first of all what are
draws ladies wear
panties and he’s not trying to get in my
panties you are a freaking
nature look I think this is a good thing
yes it is but are you still spending the
night uh well
[Music]
sometime mhm and you staying all
night
uh it’s just like one or two nights or
three
weeks two a
month like I said freaking nature uh
don’t mind her I’m not it’s like a he’s
a different man you know is he yeah he’s
so patient and that’s cuz he want the
panties he’s
thoughtful and he’s kind I like where
it’s going it’s great it’s we’re doing
good okay that’s it we done
done wait a second Jennifer how you get
done with this so fast
girl we got to help Leslie she needs
us we don’t need to be there until like
an hour from now no no no let’s go
now I mean you know we we could be there
when they get there to welcome them you
know Jennifer
the and smelly oh
yes and hot oh yes
oh they’re all sticky Ooh Child yes
and I’m sure they’re oh girl stop you
turning me on okay come on let’s go
let’s go let’s go let’s roll let’s
roll okay somebody help
her but don’t act like you don’t like
your man all sweaty and sticky and
stuff no I don’t you
don’t ew
no so what are you doing Jo
girl and wash away all them good
pheromones they go down the drain like
them Scrubbing
Bubbles this is making me
sick I really feel like we need to go
now let’s go let’s go come on Chop Chop
let’s
go well she sure do know how to move
when it comes to a man
exactly come on let’s go come on come
on go let’s go
[Music]
[Music]
one hell
no
Angela unless it’s me that’s making them
swag see I know
you this is so gross girl you are so
Prissy
I just don’t like a sweaty man that’s
all I bet them 49 women Joseph slept
with like that
sweaty will you stop it look girl all
I’m saying is a man likes his woman to
like him sweaty it’s
manly it’s disgusting never be okay with
a
funk right she need to be
oh I’ll get it no
I I will get
it Hi how are you hello
hi come on in I’m TR yeah you can put it
right over there yeah like a boy
band oh you can put these
right oh oh um excuse me do you think
you might be able to come by my house
and rearr AR my
furniture will you
just will you leave the man alone girl
he is fine
please and
married how you know that he got a ring
on
it ooh I a’t see
that yeah cuz you wasn’t looking at
[Music]
that right but do I ever
you can put that right over there thank
you wow this place is going to look so
nice it is yes it is this when you
moving
in what showing the hell look like you
move it in
me well you’re
wrong thank you and oh sir you can put
that right there by the kitchen window
so in the morning sunlight comes in I
can read there
she moving
in no I’m not how is it that we know you
moving in but you don’t know you moving
in because this is his house that he
bought for you he bought it for him I
have to admit the boy got gang I mean he
bought this house for you and you were
still with Chris that’s
gangsta oh he knew your ass was coming
back yes he did huh lesie you should
just move move in no I’m going back to
my condo tonight why because this is his
place uh that you’re decorating that
you’re decorating
wooo pictures of you and
him all over the
house any yes okay if you say so honey I
do say so and I’m going back to my condo
tonight okay how much you pay in rent
Jennifer do we have to go through this
again go through what I don’t pay rent
okay what you paying mortgage jto is
paid
for okay y’all make me sick why I mean
you got all this money and you just you
know living it up you know ball it why
do you ask
anyway okay what I’m trying to say is
why are you over there spending all that
money when you could be living up in
here for free oh my gosh will you just
drop this drop it please and come on
let’s get this house together all right
sure yep she’s moving in
mhm look at all these toiletries I know
[Music]
right girl a thanks for your help Angela
oh girl don’t mention it I got you
you’re the best girl than you
what the hell I look
like what you should be thinking me for
what for helping helping with
what I mean all you did was ran around
after the man yeah just like that just
running right just all
that like BK her y’all do me so wrong I
swear
hey what no golf was earlier babe golf
golf is done the hands back go back babe
bab the hands the
face I mean I’ve already seen it it’s
it’s you ruined it babe how could I ruin
something that I was supposed to you
know what never mind I’m going to go
back I’ll come back in and look oh
wow
no you you’ve seen it you like it
yeah he don’t like
it that’s not what that’s not what I
said yes I do it’s just
uh just a little girly I told
you Joseph this place is
beautiful yeah where do you see the
bedroom pastels honey
you don’t like the decorations no that
is that is not what I said okay then
what are you saying I’m just saying that
these are are not decorations that a man
would
choose I’m not a
man no
well Joseph you asked me to decorate
yeah I did I
did okay well I guess I’m just going to
have to take all this stuff
back after all the hard work we did I
don’t think so put it back honey you’re
missing the point uh no the point is is
that your ass should have found
something better to say if you didn’t
like
it right that’s not the point well
that’s showing the hell sound like the
point to
me no then what is it give me the Box
give me give the Box take the box what
you just calm down for a second no no no
I’m going to take everything back the
mirror the artwork the flowers
everything
back babe would you just stop no
Angela I was talking to Leslie well I am
Leslie okay and this is Leslie and that
is Leslie we all
Leslie just like a
man will you just sit down and listen to
me for a
second please
[Music]
what’s this syncronized
[Applause]
[Music]
swimming is it this house is way too
girly for a man to live in
W house you
got quiet order order
order now what I trying to get
to is that if a man were to live in this
house with the woman he
loves it would be
perfect and I love you
so I’m asking
you now I got to give it to you that was
smooth girl major points
okay well will you move in with me let
me confer with the Leslies
please if you don’t will be your okay
your man will get me a house I Studio
I’m going to start taking this down cuz
obviously no one wants to um
Joseph I’ll live with
you the Leslie said
yes uh sweetheart I’m sorry but it’s
intr
transferable and you can’t get a refund
what thank you it’s beautiful I would
tell them to go to the room but they
ain’t doing nothing
pastels huh uh no huh what you did you
to out we don’t do
that hey Miss V good morning good
morning here you go thank you thank you
oh they are nice oh thank
you I a’t need to have to give you none
they’re for Angela
M they all broke up and
withered they don’t even
smell so you like
nope well thank you what did you
do nothing why you giving her flowers
because she’s
my why do women always think that
flowers mean I’m sorry cuz they always
given by a sorry ass man
well I’m not a sorry ass man well not
this
time
okay if you say
so go get the
door that’s what I pay you for Miss
V and you got be doing
everything in the coffee cooking the
breakfast
I can still hear you Miss
V how you know it’s
certified and what does that mean it’s a
certified letter and damn
Marcus anytime you get a certified
letter it’s not good
news that’s why I don’t sign
for why’d you sign for this one this
ain’t my damn house
me what it just mean that the bad news
is for
you you’re a true
friend thank
you what what is
this what is this what is come on now
this letter is to inform Miss V that
this certified letter is marcus’
business oh it’s bad
news oh Lord I can tell by the way you
looking at
it help him
Lord no way oh bre it to me
jent this says that I’m behind on my
child support damn
Marcus you got a mother
baby no Miss V put than these sorry ass
flowers for Angela find
[Music]
out good
morning coffee oh yes
please hey hey
princess she about to be a frog in a
minute so did you sleep good oh yes I
did yes I did oh and baby thank you so
much for compromising with the
temperature last night no problem
baby yes they are oh thank you
baby you know I love you
baby
boo Miss V that’s not coffee no it’s
not that’s vodka
yes it
is Voda why why it’s good to start today
off with a good stiff
drink hey you never know what kind of
news you going to find in the
mail
certifi got a sign for what miss me will
you stop it stop it I got oh oh
okay you sure you got to leave right
now yeah yes V she sure right babe
yeah why is everything okay yes baby
everything’s fine the baby
fine
what miss me I ain’t say
nothing okay I got to go I gotta go bye
baby all right
now love you love you
you should have
told I will cuz I’m donating to the
prisons no come on look look call me at
the house okay I’ll take the block off I
promise
okay here you go uh may I help you
certified mail oh no honey we don’t sign
certified I have to get a signature
ma’am hell I guess you going to be
standing there all day cuz
are you Angela Williams
nope is there an Angela Williams here
please
well well I can’t leave it here well I
guess you should take it outside with
you and just keep
going
small I need a signature before I leave
okay and um what’s going on it’s a
certified letter for
Angela okay well sign for it you bet
not it could be important no it
ain’t stop no no no no sign no sign
no
move right thank you very much sir thank
you
day oh she going to be piss you know
what you bougie people kill
me there is never any good news in a
certified letter Jennifer that’s
ridiculous you’ve never been poor have
you um yes I have been poor thank you
very much there were times where we
couldn’t go on
vacation we would have to stay in a
motel driving like a rental
car any hangers in the closet
or just get sick thinking about
it it’s tough It’s Hard Out
There your delusional ass would she do
get here no she is
not hey hey good morning girl good
morning and hello hey Leslie that dress
is beautiful thank you ma’am she made it
from the curtains from the motel she had
to stay in
all right so what are we doing with your
hair today uh the usual I like how you
been doing it that’s if she don’t cut
your head off
first what
why girl you got a certified letter
today
what what Jen I know damn well you did
not s
memo don’t ever sign for a certified
letter from the government you know damn
well what is wrong with
you and you know me you know I’m hood
you know I have graduated with honors
from the hood
girl I would
never
however there’s somebody in this
room that has never been
Hood they’ve been poor
though but in their mind poor means
staying in motels and getting no
vacations you know with no hood really
Hood what lesie I know damn well you did
not sign for a certified letter do you
know that there is nothing ever good in
a certified letter no nothing say
nothing say say nothing’s never good
nothing’s never good say nothing’s never
good nothing’s never good Anga that’s
not
true I’ve received a certified letter
before when my grandmother passed bless
her heart she sent us a certified letter
and in her will was to me and my family
Jennifer you go beat her tail and get
this money
no so Angela open it no no Angela no you
got you guys are too silly I’ll open the
letter she going to learn today
let me see the
letter you don’t want to see this
letter me see what’s in this
letter what’s in
here
Marcus what the
hell child support
going to stay calm
and look what you started
Leslie I mean you act like I sent the
darn thing you sign for it no now you
pay all this back child
boy it is fine okay it’s fine now let’s
just do your hair
oh no really I’m ready to do some
hair I’m
F I’m dancing you know I’m good how are
you so cold you know Jennifer this has
got to be a mistake you I I jumped to
conclusions before in the past with that
and see ain’t no way in hell you you
just
come but I am I’m telling you Marcus is
going to tell me and I’m going to
wait right she has
changed yes she has I don’t even believe
it but I really
have I
have
although here it
comes n you know what it’s like he been
real nice to me lately
right that’s a good thing and then y’all
know he had a nerve
to okay yeah and and he had a nerve to
compromise with the
temperature oh hell no hell
no oh I know what he doing I know he’s
trying to be real nice to me because he
know this is true yes no and it doesn’t
mean that oh yes it does I know that it
do I know that I know that I know that I
know that I know that it do I know and
you know what else I know I’m Going Down
rece Sports and I’m going to get in
there I’m find out why did your bony
behind have to sign a certified
letter I thought it was good yeah no I I
got to admit that kish’s corner is
really helping us
out yeah maybe she should be paying you
instead in a
way I
am she got ears like a prairie
dog and I got
eyes and
breath hey
fellas come on doesn’t anybody want to
say thank you thank you for
what for what you all should be very
grateful that I added kisha’s
corner to
this Dreadful
show don’t all speak at
once thank
you and nobody else better say it um
thank you
kha anybody else
you better not say
it I’d kick my own ass if I said
it okay fine Richard as long as the
ratings keep going up on K’s
Corner we are going to have to
renegotiate K’s contract
yes I just thought you should know
that good to see you fellow owners
I can’t stand
her why didn’t you finish the job when
you were in the same bed you just take a
pillow man you just I don’t know I don’t
know Marcus we’re we’re we’re beating up
on Kesha you usually like to get in on
this
what oh oh yeah yeah it’s kind of like a
compliment for
Kesha what’s going on with you
man nothing
no no no Marcus you’ve been quiet all
day okay man it’s I got this this
certified
letter oh
no oh man that’s that’s that’s that’s
bad no it’s not sometimes good things
come in certified
letters not
Demarcus one time Leslie found out she
was getting $300,000 in inheritance in a
certified letter
that’s cuz she ain’t from the
hood take a look get djao that whole
Sabrina Murphy thing remember it was all
about uh child support
yeah this is the same thing Marcus
ooh Marcus you got to wrap it
up I’m about to wrap you
up does Angela know no yes
damn hide your wife hide your
kids well in your case hide your kids
from your
wife she going to kill
him no look can I have a and somebody’s
got to identify the
body look everybody out on come on guys
let’s go oh oh Richard don’t you look
nice well thank you especially to be all
broken and stuff Jennifer what I’m just
telling the truth Shing the devil honey
not get away from her I’m helping her
out speaking of devils where Kesha at
well she was over there in Kesha’s
Corner better known as
hell Le ain’t got no car to catch on
fire
here so do you care to
explain I don’t know what this is
Marcus do we really have to go through
this again look before you fly off the
handle no I’m I’m not going to fly off
the handle you’re not no I’m not well
okay that’s
good Marcus all I have to say to you is
all the flowers and the cards come on
all you need to do is tell me something
like this is coming you don’t have to
play games baby I’m not playing games
really okay then why the flowers and
everything
baby I didn’t know this was coming I
mean I did that from the heart for
Real come on you got to
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believe is this I flew off the handle
before and now I’m just going to wait
and find
out well thank
you thank
you but who the hell is this
woman baby I don’t know
okay okay that’s what I
said wow you being real calm about this
I
am good babe good good yeah yeah well uh
don’t you well love
me Marcus who in the hell is okay okay
come on well right now right now yes
well how we going to go to our lawyer
our lawyer going to get with her lawyer
and we going to get all the
details all right yeah all right all
right let’s go baby cuz I ain’t got time
to be going through this all you too old
for
this yeah look at you being
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nice previously on For Better or Worse
Sean hi hi honey how are you
pregnant yeah who your baby daddy I
didn’t tell him honey this is his
responsibility so where does he we C
Sports
oh and I know damn well his name better
not
beus
ohus not again
Marcus that’s not Marcus it’s not no
that’s Marcus
oh
hey hi you look
familiar
oh no oh no no no yes yes yes no no yes
this Marcus this Marcus this Marcus
[Laughter]
no I’ll be in the break room no no no
don’t
you I just got to run a gra got him hold
tight he’s slippery boy cat like
reflexes my
ass I getting fast wait I think I think
I get it you met this guy yes and he
brought you here yes and he told you he
was an
owner yes and he had three Partners yes
well but he did say there might be four
because some idiot named Richard didn’t
get a prenup and
his ex-wife might still be in business
with this really tall really slow tennis
player
wow oh is that
right so he gave you a tour of the place
yes oh behind the scenes
looks like he gave her the front of the
scene all right y’all I’m about to be
out okay all right please Angel you stay
right
here
okay yeah you did screw
up
again Todd how many times did I tell you
not to do that Marcus your name’s not
Marcus m-
so you mean to tell me I don’t even know
the name of the father of my baby the
father of your
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baby wait a minute so you’re telling us
you’re pregnant yes
Joseph that’s what the lump in her
stomach
is what the hell you
think right hey I learned a long time
ago not to ask a woman with the sizeable
stomach whether or not she’s
pregnant why the hell are you looking at
me when you say
that no
reason just a natural way my head moves
must be a breeze in here I know baby I
know I know I thought that was
Marcus yeah so you thought
huh Angela
okay baby look she said
Marcus so you know I had to come find
out okay you mean come to crucify no no
no Angela oh baby I’m sorry I am so
stupid I believed him don’t beat
yourself up mm No baby let’s beat his
ass
up yeah beat him up for coming up in
here causing all this
drama you the one coming in here causing
all this
drama maybe me oh I’m
sorry you don’t even know sorry Yet come
on Todd wake up wake up Todd Todd wow
yeah girl that’s his
name so he doesn’t own the place not
even a broom around
here well what does he do
here nothing
so he doesn’t get paid oh he gets a
check which I’m going to help you get
half of honey I know all the
tricks
to wake
up daddy your wife
here this
tdd baby your mama
home get out the window
works every
time good
morning oh I had the worst dream oh
yeah yeah well do
tell well everything was fine and uh I
was at work and this girl showed up and
said
that guess what you you are no chick I
can’t be well you are what sh shut up
Todd I shut up
Todd no are you sure honey yes yes baby
he’s the only man that she’s ever slept
with what does that
mean that means you about to be a daddy
boo
boo what and you should be ashamed
yourself for lying to her wait wait wait
a baby a baby baby yes
Todd it’s better huh well you know what
you should have thought about that
before you slept with her and you should
have thought before you came in here
screaming at
me we talking about Tod
baby but I’m talking about
you oh okay excuse me just for a second
baby you know no no no no don’t baby
me okay well baby you got a lot of
energy going on I mean shouldn’t you be
focusing this on
Todd okay I’ll deal with this when we
get home
okay girl I hope you have a master plan
to make this up
there if you get tired put me in
coach I think we should let these to
talk yes and you know what my husband
and I my beautiful forgiving wonderful
loving husband are going to we’re just
going to wait and and help these young
people through their
problems well honey who going to help
you and Marcus through your
problems you just get through that damn
door bye you good baby I will call you
later she ain’t answer the
phone come on
babe actually I got some more work to do
so oh okay well I’ll see you at home
I’ll walk you out yeah um yeah uh listen
I’ll see you guys I see you later yeah
I’ll see you later
everybody get back
here
yes explain explain what how did this
happen
Mark as old as you are
man I still got to tell you about the
birds and the be okay
Todd now stop playing games Todd I’m not
playing games do you know
this okay yeah I know
her
and and we did sleep together Todd but
that’s not my
baby yes it is
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that’s not my
baby well how can you be sure
because
uh tdd I told you over and over again
that you needed to slow down and if you
weren’t going to slow down you at least
needed to use protection right but look
Marcus it it just kind of happened I
mean I didn’t know it was going to be
this easy and I I just wasn’t prepared
you know what I should just slap the
hell out of you
don’t apparently he likes humiliating me
no I don’t well you
are look
I didn’t mean for any of this to happen
all right all right I was just I was
having fun we were having a good time
right I was in love with
you girl go
ahead I
was oh it’s okay honey it’s okay it’s
okay it’s
okay he didn’t call me after that either
Todd man don’t act like you didn’t do
that when you were my age
man you got a point Angela you trying to
stay in the dogghouse
sorry
Tod man are you
crazy don’t you see her
crying Sean look
I’m sorry
okay I didn’t I didn’t mean for this to
happen don’t worry about
it I’ve had to do a lot of things on my
own so this is no
different but you are an evil
person you’re a liar and you’re a weak
ass little boy so I don’t need you to do
a damn thing for me or this baby but
leave me the hell alone all right Sean
shut
up keep doing I pray that this baby is a
boy so that when he grows up I can tell
him what an ass you
are yeah okay all right I get it come on
sweetheart I’ll take you home no I’m I’m
fine I’ll take the bus are you sure okay
I’ll walk you
out so you’re not even
going so you’re not even going to go
talk to
her Marcus talk to her about what well I
don’t know maybe let’s talk about my kid
let’s talk about how I can help let’s
talk about what I can do to make sure
you’re okay Marcus I don’t even know
that girl man that’s the damn point Todd
get to know her hey what’s going on uh
Todd
Joseph it’s time to grow up kid but you
guys don’t no no there’s no butts son
you about to be a
father man damn damn a damn look ready
or not this is
happening Todd this is a big
responsibility right like you would know
Joseph it’s not like you have children
man yeah and you know why I don’t
because I know what a big responsibility
it is then why is this happening to
me well my father used to say it was
easy as one 12 three one moment of lust
two bad decisions and about 3 minutes of
Party
Time come on man you’re acting like what
this is not a punishment Todd that baby
this this life that you’re responsible
for is not a
screwup he or she is a
life yeah and it’s your responsibility
make sure this child grows up not
thinking it was a screw
up I don’t even know that
girl what son you knew her well enough
to sleep with her so that means I have
to be tied to her you damn right you
damn right man this is crazy no you’re
crazy Marcus this is life boy don’t you
understand what you heard me oh here the
second time shut
up you shut up I’m talking right now you
just shut up and
listen now this whole thing this is just
damn crazy and you are so damn
insensitive and you got a baby coming
a
baby that’s time to grow up to Mar hey I
said I was talking didn’t
I grow the hell
up now we tolerated your antics around
here for way too long just chalking it
up to the fact that you’re young but
this young and is just damn there are
people your age who are running
businesses responsible not running
around partying every night now you are
no longer in college and you’re out of
the fraternity so stop running around
acting like a damn fat boy you got
me so I made one mistake and you dis mad
at me about one mistake yes I’m this mad
that is a
baby that’s a life
man there are way too many kids growing
up without their fathers and that that
child is not going to be one of them
you you are going to call that girl now
when you’re when you’re having sex guess
what you can have a kid and because you
did it you did
it you’re going to take on every bit of
that responsibility or or what
Marcus or what or your ass is
fire and I never want to see you around
here
again you’re really going to fire me
over this you try me and see
now I’m done I am
done and you want to be stupid you be
stupid somewhere else
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hey
baby oh you’re really upset
huh yes the hell I
am that Todd is so
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wrong this is not about Todd this is
about
you baby no no no don’t even try it
Angela you come in here the necessary
information
you’re right and I’m on the air
again the last time still on the
internet that’s why we don’t go live
anymore baby that girl came in and she
said Marcus I it just it seems so solid
but but Angela you didn’t even check
with me you just did it I know I know
and I’m mad about
that and honey I’m sorry and I promise I
will never do it again you will you
always do no I’m telling you I really am
sorry I’m so
sorry and that kind of stuff it just
makes me
crazy Angela I have heard this over and
over with you
again and baby if I got to apologize to
you over and over
again I hope you forgive me over and
over again
you know what I’m going to do I’m going
to go home and I’m going to cook you
some dinner okay your favorite dinner
yeah and run you a nice hot bath okay
sweetie going make that fried chicken
and that mac and cheese and yam
juice and you know how you like them
yams
yes I can stretch this out for like 2
months get a foot massage too
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huh hey
man Todd has something he wants to say
to
you margus I thought a lot about what
you said and it it really makes a lot of
sense
just want to say I’m
sorry I’m try to find her
good look man I know I need to do
better yes TI you do I
will you’ll be all
right go on big I mean little
Papa thanks
fellas so
uh pre previously on for better or worse
I seem to figure out some place to stay
Richard you’re going to stay here I
really appreciate that and you’re you’re
a true friend I told that idiot and he
didn’t listen to me she took everything
from and now I get to watch his cookie
crumble
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wow I mean did he just walk up in here I
I I just got me is the door working
did you hear
that I mean it seemed to be working what
is what’s wrong with people B you just
like walk up in
here without knocking on the door yeah
he’s just like walking up in here like
he own the
joint well he’s smoking
one he got to be smok I can’t believe
all this is happening
look I know I’ve made some
mistakes and mistake number one is
walking your ass in here
again and is he sitting in the sitting
area and and I haven’t been the best of
friends wait he just put his feet
up on oh Lord my husband is sitting here
talking to him as if he don’t see none
of
this and I have a friend at the time
like this is man that’s important yeah
so they can tell the police what
happened to the
body Richard I I didn’t mean what I said
yes you
did Angela no no no no you better tell
the truth and Sham this
devil that’s sitting up in our room
without knocking with his feet up on the
coffee table get your foot off the table
uh that’s an antique I’m sorry well you
ain’t going to make it to be an antique
if if you do it
again you say that because he meant that
baby baby what what no no he walking
around here like his name is on the
deed baby can I talk to Richard please
what this is my damn room well part of
it
mine well talk to him in your part go
right here right right here that’s your
part right
there could I talk to him downstairs
then no talk talk to him in your car
while you on your way to taking him to
the
mission come on okay wait wait wait wait
hold on hold on wait wait no no no I got
this I got it I got
it this dop is
privacy now if you approach this door
and it’s closed you supposed to knock on
it until the person on the other side
grants you access to come in
now it’s a
do not a
ho cuz see a ho you ain’t got the knock
and sh’ll Grant you
access and that’s what you
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married and that’s why you
here but this is my
castle I am the queen and unless the
queen allows the little peasants to come
in you got
that yes yes Andrew no no no your
majesty yes your
majesty I’m I look I’m
sorry don’t be sorry be
right because if you do it again the
queen will have you
beasted now be
gone be gone you
peasant love you baby
always got to train them in the way that
they
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go man Richard man I am I am so sorry
are you really I am no no Marcus you you
said what you mean and you were right
man you you you warned me ke was going
to take me to the
bank I ain’t know meant every damn Bank
but I I I I was blinded I was blinded by
her
everything Richard man no no Mark you
know cuz I ain’t never had a woman like
Kea before I mean look I played balls I
had women but she was sexy
and hot beautiful and
Richard where are you right
now I was just thinking about you know
some of the some of the good
times wait wait wait wait wait wait
you’re not thinking about getting back
with are you oh no way in
hell oh not not not at
all good but you know we did have some
good times just a
little but you had some bad
times I I know that okay do I need to
remind
you no I remember with them well stop
focusing on this and focus on the I am
you know thinking about some of the good
times and then I’m thinking about the
bad times and then it’s just killing me
man I’m I’m being a straight wimp with
this no Richard you you’re not you’re
not a
wimp you know man I’m I’m just going to
leave where are you going to go I I I’ll
figure out somewhere to stay no no no
Richard you’re going to stay right here
so you can gloat no Richard so I can be
a friend to you
really really man look I know what I
said but the truth is we’ve been friends
long before Kesha even came into the
picture now we have a good friendship
and i’ like to keep it that way thanks
man don’t mention
it all right man just all right all
right you know this going to be hard for
me
man yeah well divorces are never easy
you know when I got divorced in Chicago
before I came here that it was easy easy
I don’t see you no more I don’t see you
no more I can’t stand you I can’t stand
you I want hear from you I want hear
from you what’s easy my
but this one
here oh this this this the worst one
ever know a lot of people have said that
she took
everything
everything I know now what am I going to
do
Richard you’re going to take it one day
at a time brother one day at a
time don’t do that
again come on let me tuck you in
T
what to
what why is this store
locked I don’t
know right
sorry did you lock it no I just got here
well who locked it I don’t know I just
got here look like it’s locked to
me hey do you have the
key you know y’all don’t give me keys to
nothing around here
true for a good
reason man I’ll run this
place I just tried it it’s really
locked yeah I
know I thought it was cuz you didn’t
have the strength
necessary shut up it’s not working no
wow wow
what hey man you the one who called me
and I got to get in here okay all my
copy for today is in
here well I’m sure Marcus has a key hey
maybe he’s the one who locked it in the
first place why would Marcus lock the
studio if I was Marcus I would do it to
keep you
out what yeah I mean think about it
maybe he’s trying to take over
yeah he want to see Sports all to
himself or maybe he’s got all the tools
to dispose of your body locked in
there don’t play like that my
girl she got one ex-husband in four
different
states hey hey oh thank God hey what’s
up
oldheads hey listen um can you open the
studio is that a
trick no man no trick today it
is I I’m I’m I’m trying to get the
studio unlocked but the trick is he
don’t know which key opens the
door look it’s not a trick okay I’m
trying to get in the studio but the
studio is locked did you lock it no well
it’s locked wait it it is
yeah Kea
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what about Kesha I bet she has something
to do with
this now why would that broad lock you
out of your own Studio hey um not now
Todd did did you get a
divorce Todd oh wait did she
win shut up
Todd I keep telling y’all oldheads Kesha
is a
pro that sh hit you upside the head with
a
mopstick if you don’t shut up you’re
going to be flying out of here on the
mopstick that would be
Kesha got the key right here
is it color
coordinated are
you doesn’t
work she changed the
locks she is out of control man doesn’t
make any sense I mean Mr Lock
changer he don’t speed
now got another
one yeah put it on Rich’s
card okay
bye-bye look we got to do something and
this woman is locking us out of our work
locking the studio on us we got to go to
the judge Richard you need to call your
lawyer I can’t why not owe him money
too damn you broke
girl got you coming and
going you know what you know what you
right you know right that’s
why I’m going to break that door down
yeah yeah
Richard Richard that’s a soundproof door
what he can’t break that door he’s going
to hurt himself going be Richard oh I
got five on his back I got
concussion guys stop
it Richard
Richard don’t don’t do that look you’re
going to do it take your shoes off
better traction I’m telling you Richard
I can’t watch
this oh my back that’s my
back
back I need some I need some help uh
yeah yeah yeah we we right there Richard
man uh help help help oh be there in a
minute brother yeah yeah
got you all right man somebody help me
up somebody help me up somebody help me
up I need it
oh that didn’t sound natural that your
back you know I have back trouble Man
somebody help me well how long does this
usually last man well you know last time
I threw my back out it was that bad it
was only about and he’s at my house
house
Dam so I told Joseph he doesn’t have to
do anything special for our
honeymoon that’s cuz he ain’t balling
like
Chris sh flying you to Paris on your
honeymoon didn’t flying you to
France Jennifer what get a geography
book girl
so Angela where did you go for your
honeymoon Stone
Mountain which is in
Georgia but we were broke but we but
y’all will work some
out yeah you know where he should take
you hey babe hey hey Marcus hey Marcus
ladies honey what’s going on I need to
talk to you by
what none of your business Missy
Marcus we were just finishing good why
don’t we finish our food in the break
room don’t leave uh baby I need to talk
to
you I can tell from the look on your
face this is about
Richard
yeah don’t
leave I wouldn’t don’t tell y’all
anyway we know that you know so what
happened what’s going on
you’re right it’s about Richard see see
what I tell
you you know your
man what about him well it it’s actually
a pretty funny story
but I’m ready for the
amusement did he get hit by a
car how the hell is that
funny girl you should see the fools get
hit by cars in my
neighborhood look one dude man he was
like bow stop I’m listening where they
keep
talking okay well we shall be quiet well
good cuz this is
serious girl did he just read
us I I think
so we were locked out of the studio why
what can I talk to my wife
well so uh we believe that Kesha might
have changed the locks that
so Richard tried to crash through
the door the 11in soundproof
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door what happened well uh Richard hurt
his back I guess so it hurt his front
too
B B baby it’s pretty bad really and yeah
we we had to take him to the doctor a
that is so sad poor Richard what the
hell that got to do with
me well maybe don’t
scream she going to
scream what happened uh well he’s
bedridden nothing to ride in either she
took
that he’s going to be here with us for a
while you see that is exactly why I did
not want Richard staying with us Marcus
how long well a little while
longer Marcus you said two
days well it’s a little longer than
that okay you know what Marcus look all
of this and all of that and all this and
that is reminding me of when we first
met
now how long well remember when I was
telling you it was this and it was
actually
this it’s actually
this oh I’m getting turned
on what the hell does all that mean
Marcus how long is he staying well maybe
two months
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all right girl just wear it natural
honey come on pay me my
money I’ll see you next week you know
thank you sir now make sure you bring
her back every two weeks okay all right
byebye girl how long did that take way
too
long you know I have to tell him to
bring her every two weeks cuz she can’t
remember she got Alzheimers I know you
know and he seems so sad girl that’s
tough you know what and theyve been
married 45 years she came in but nothing
but the bad things what yeah all the
good times just don’t why is that you
know he said that he thinks that all the
bad things cut deeper into her brain
than the good things that’s
sad but you know what that man stick by
her side honey loving her the whole
way I love
love yeah you think you and Marcus going
to last that
long
yeah girl
please
yeah you do yeah I do you about to say
you didn’t think we were going to make
it back in the day
no that ain’t what I was going to say
then what were you going to say I was
going to say I didn’t think y’all was
going to make it back in the
week we got problems we got problems you
know hey we work through them yeah y’all
work through them all right with fire
and
brimstone fire and
brimstone need I remind you you set the
man’s car on fire
I was a little
upset well I sure ha to see you when you
a lot upset know
him okay well that’s what it takes yeah
we had a whole lot of work to do to keep
it together but you know what that’s why
I’m not married cuz I ain’t trying to
put in all that
work girl
police you ain’t married cuz you can’t
find a
man you be looking and searching and
just looking
come on girl true D true D true D
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true hey Jennifer H whatever happen you
mean
J mean we got out a few times he
cool you know we’ll see we’ll see you
know oh it’s that beginning dating
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time oh I remember that part of me and
Marcus’s
relationship when the hell you become
English girl I just feel English and
French when I think about him
honey girl we had some good
times I would hate for him to be like
Mrs song field and not remember the good
times
take these long walks and and we would
just talk for hours honey I love you
baby I love you too baby you’re so
handsome and you’re the most beautiful
girl in the
world M’s been lying a long time um oh
see you need to stop what what else what
else did you what else okay we would go
to the mall we would hold hands and we
would Window
[Music]
Shop you know what that mean right what
y’all was broke as hell
yeah but you know it’s cool I was doing
the same thing
[Laughter]
girl why you laughing so hard girl cuz I
I’m just
joking I just wonder if Marcus remembers
the good times we had no he don’t
remember I think he does oh see girl men
don’t remember like we do
yeah you might be right mhm and besides
you know Marcus had all them football
injury he did get hit in the head a lot
right that’s why he crazy now
yep ped on the butt too a
lot what I mean you know how the
football players do girl come on good
game po good game
Jer you know what I’m going to do go
home and Pat him on ass
no I would keep it up what I’m saying
there no one in for me just one PO on
the left
cheek I’m going to go home and I’m going
to make him lunch and I’m going to take
it up to see
[Laughter]
Sports and what’s so funny CH you going
to think you trying to poison him no
he’s not M he going to thank you up to
something look I’m just trying to let
him know how much I love him and hope he
remember the good
times and how Jennifer by hoping he
remembers all the little wonderful
details Jennifer I don’t care if he
remembers all of the details I just want
him to remember most of the details mhm
you trying to get your feelings
hurt see you know what I’m going to see
my husband
[Music]
hello
lover hey babe what brings you by I
brought you
lunch oh hell cuz the last time you
brought me lunch you were trying to make
up for burning up my
car
really really come on baby don’t act
like you you don’t remember but baby I
just wanted to come and and just bring
you lunch that’s
it uh so what do you
want what well if you didn’t do anything
then you must want
something baby I just wanted to come and
see
you spit it
out baby I don’t want
anything wait a minute wait a minute no
the very last time you but that’s not it
baby I was just thinking about you and
how much I loved you and I just want to
come and see
you wait a minute you’re sick
no am I
sick no now stop playing
Marcus is that safe to
eat
Marcus okay okay baby I love
you that’s it and I love you
too so what’s gotten into you
lately baby I was just thinking about
when we first met
right all hell
nothing baby just listen no no no no no
I don’t want to
listen why not because you’re in a good
mood and this is what will keep me in a
good mood no it won’t why won’t it
because you want to play remember
when and what’s wrong with that when I
don’t remember when you get
mad no I
don’t what who are you yes you
do when I don’t remember when you cuss
me
out I just love you
baby that’s it
I just am so
full you didn’t even touch a
lunch
baby I really don’t want to do this
okay oh
okay
sorry it’s
okay I’ll go back to work
I love you I love you
[Music]
too
bye of
bull I just dodg a
[Music]
bullet okay so 3 p.m. on
Tuesday press and curl okay thank you
all
right what happened he didn’t remember a
damn
thing I told you and then you should
have seen him he going to sit there and
act like he didn’t want to talk because
he knew he wasn’t going to remember
nothing like I’m playing a game you
didn’t go over there and ask that man
outright did he remember your early
dates did
you no
because he was so
paranoid you make him
paranoid hell you make me
paranoid no I don’t I’m a little cuddly
soft little cuddly chocolate bunny on
the
inside and a tiger that ate the bunny
hole on the
outside well let’s not talk about eating
nothing whole
look this baby I mean really the last
baby you had was 13 years
ago
13 I have lost weight it’s just taken a
while you know for the rest to come
off and it’s taking us a while to see
it
um don’t try to change the
subject oh
leave that man alone that man ain’t
going down that rabbit hole with you
fine I will not ask him anything about
our marriage mhm as
what I won’t good he remembers about our
early
dating you
lying why don’t you just go
home I wish I could be a fly on the wall
this going to be
funny but you know what I will go home
gladly honey
you lock up don’t forget to clean the
[Music]
toilets hey babe
hey I am so tired I am going right to
sleep
okay okay okay
what are you up
to
what why’d you let the memory game go so
quickly
earlier if you don’t want to talk it’s
fine this some kind of reverse
psychology
no good cuz if it is it’s not going to
work okay what what’s going
on
[Music]
nothing okay what do you want to talk
about
baby it’s fine why don’t you just go to
bed
go you’re not mad you’re mad you’re mad
no yes you are no no I’m not not at
all why are you being so
cool do you make me
paranoid that’s the same thing Jennifer
said you know what baby why don’t you
just just go to bed okay I’m going to
stay up and I’m just going to
read go ahead and
read all right
okay
what nothing I think I’m just going to
stay up and read as well
okay oh boy uh you know it’s just uh
thinking about something do you remember
the time that
um whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa I thought
you didn’t want to go back down memory
lane this whole situation just kind of
reminded me of the time when um you came
to my game and when we were first dating
and
um and uh you were so quiet and calm
M
you uh
I
you enjoy the
game
and really really
really
you
you you did you break that vase
um you were cheering me on and
after the game we went
to my
dorm and
we we
what we
um
nothing
go so you can finish it I’m you
know we you should you should go well I
started so you know I I said enough
right you know
so well I’m glad you
did why because that wasn’t
me
damn I mean Marcus come on you little Q
cards are all
wrong what you do run to your office and
try to remember all this stuff
yeah I knew you would do
this Marcus why is it that you can’t
remember the good times we had the
things well then your ass need a man
app see now you’re mad no I’m not mad
really I’m
not but I just want to ask you a
question oh hell no it’s fine
Marcus I just want to know do you
remember the time I cut your car
tires yeah brand new rims I was pissed
do you remember that time you asked me
for a pre up and almost burned your ass
with a hot comb almost actually you
did remember that girl that was all over
you at your great grandmother’s birthday
party and I had to hit that ho up why
why can’t you remember the good times
like that I mean come on baby are you
even going to remember the good times
when we get older of course I will
what what’s gotten into you Jennifer has
a client that has Alzheimer’s she comes
in to get her hair done and her husband
brings her in but her memory is
fading it’s sad
because all she remembers are the bad
things well
baby I remember our wedding day the day
we bought this house the day MJ was born
the day was
drafted when was
that you don’t
remember yes I
do no you
don’t yes I
do when was
it baby don’t be trying to play no
reverse psychology on
me what day was it how could I not
remember a time like
that it was a
Saturday
m- yeah baby it was a Thursday and we
were sitting in the back seat of that
car at that
driveing who the hell was
that so you know what that’s why I don’t
like playing no memory games
see now that the table’s turned you
don’t want to play you want to run away
now I’m going to
[Music]
bed all
right this oh come on are you
serious I can’t believe it either I know
that you are not looking over my
shoulder uh sorry you know what I know
you are that’s why I don’t like people
in this town because all of y’all are so
nosy and
rude tell me about it
ex excuse me please move I can’t go
anywhere yes you can just
move you are standing in front of the
customer service phone can you please
move out the
way thank
you yes I hi hello I’m at the uh
customer service center and I was trying
to withdraw some money
and why are you so
close I need to give her my account
number and I don’t feel comfortable with
you hovering over me go over there go
over
there over
there man some
people 3
0 3 three 0
0
yes and my password
is hot chick
007 hot
chick7 hot chick7
you are trying me you are
ooh
yes what do you mean
[Music]
my Richard closed my
account yes yes that’s my husband well
thank you for your help
no no no no no don’t hang up the phone I
need to talk to that person
oh thank
you Richard answer the phone I know you
see my number and your caller
ID Richard it’s me I’m at the ATM call
me back please I need to know what’s
going
on hello no I can’t hold you it won’t
open I can’t be stuck here well you have
no choice well you a man so why don’t
you do the man thing and break it
down look I have a better idea okay yes
why don’t you use that phone handle and
break the
glass oh but
wait I want to cover my face so
go
hello yeah we’re
stuck
what stuck stuck
this is
great just
great what is she saying she said they
to calm down don’t tell me to calm
down you don’t know
me lady
man
hello yes yes you know what you taking
too long give me the
phone hello yes hi y’all need to come
down here get us up out of
here what computer problems I
don’t yes look whatever all I’m saying
if y’all not down here if you don’t have
me out of here in about 5 minutes I’m
going to break this
glass that glass is
bulletproof okay look look you need to
calm down you know I stop telling me to
calm down cuz you don’t know me okay so
you really don’t know what I’m like when
I’m upset
okay look I am I am sorry I couldn’t
help but over hear and how you upset
about your balance see that’s what’s
wrong with people today you’re too damn
nosy again so
sorry but why don’t you be sorry over
there and mind your business over there
what do you mean what you have my
accounts closed yes why I’ve been saying
this till I’m blue in the face cuz
you’ve been spending too much money
Richard and I’ve been saying that you
just need to make more money
okay I’m not even going to argue about
okay you know what Richard I’m so no no
no no see you look because I am sick of
all this fighting I am
done
hello hello
call you
[Music]
later
we oh
wow you know it’s Spa I’m not in
it give me a pen get a penil y’all just
going to leave that old head out there
like that
hey his choice is problem
y’all are cold as
ice you know Todd is right we have been
over this and over this again and again
yeah Marcus but you you got no no no no
I don’t I don’t but nothing I don’t need
to do nothing well you got to I can’t
I’m I just wh why can’t
you because I’m out of patience I’m out
of patience with the old the
young here we go
hey
fellas hey
Richard rich rich didn’t see you
there hey so what y’all doing oh we are
uh working on this
script Ain that no that
paper yes because we are about to write
something on the paper
bam how you going to do that with no
pen I have a fist
oh I get it y’all trying to avoid having
having to do with
tomorrow no hey why it off till tomorrow
what you can know right right right
right
right okay well listen now what your
fellas doing tonight tonight oh um I’m
free not talking to you
Todd they just going to lie to
you what hey Todd what shut
up
quickly come on fellas what you doing
tonight oh you know rich I uh you know
I’m just uh feeling tired probably just
go home go to sleep
you well don’t why I want you to come to
aies with me tonight you know you know
I’m just feeling so tired
Rich my arm from all that writing
we come on man
yeah yeah man why don’t you just go out
with him you know I’m I’m going head
home no no
no Marcus want you to come with us yeah
Marcus come with
us well uh let’s hear this
lie I I got to have dinner with Angela
no you
don’t she’s at the hair show Strike
one uh how do you know that I took the
supplies there this morning stri
to listen listen guys I I want you to be
there cuz I’m going to make an
announcement oh uh what’s the
announcement he’s probably going to tell
kha he wants a
divorce shut
up sorry Rich what’s the
as I’m telling Kesha I want a divorce
[Music]
T say that again are sure yeah man I
can’t take this
anymore well Rich this is probably
something that you should think about
right Marcus you should think about this
Marcus he ain’t going to say nothing
he’s enjoying us too
much oh no he’s not Marcus since Richard
owns a third of our company he should
probably think about this
right
right oh yeah yeah you should think
about
it
Marcus she’s going to take you to the
cleaners
man I used to have guys throw 98 mph
fast balls at my head I ain’t scared of
that bring that weak mess in
here well that’s all I
got it
is you’re
out are you okay
Richard yeah okay cuz Marcus isn’t done
talking to
you Marcus
well
um well you should probably be careful
and uh M always told
me on the real man what am I supposed to
do really I’m just going to let her just
run all over me well no but you don’t
have a peanut look look I know come on
guys guys I just want to go out to aies
let’s have some fun some drinks for Old
Time
sake You Know Rich I really would but
I’m on the road to
recovery well they do have juice and
soda come on guys I’m buying I’m
drinking okay time say the boys is
back whole time everything y’all do is
Old Time sake
[Music]
we’ve been in here for over 2 hours yeah
well it probably wouldn’t happened if
you didn’t cuss out the lady on the damn
phone oh yeah just put all the blame on
the woman just like a
man here we go with that
right will you do
whatever I’m hungry what’s in the
basket I was is going to have a picnic
with my lady
tonight I’m real real
hungry okay okay okay fine you know what
you can have some yeah I’ll stop at the
store get more woo this is nice what’s
this like a
cashmere you must got
money I’ll find
out look at this you all classy with
your basket what you got in here you
about to find out oh
classy you got
caviar different flavors you got some
grapes and some strawberries and stuff
you are
just
okay thank
you so what do you do I’m a broker at
Willis Ross and
capit okay they’re
huge it’s a good gig you know this is
the first time that I’ve talked to a man
this long without finding out what he
does for a
living wow that’s a little
shallow I just don’t like wasting my
time that’s
all why is that even important you
see once sip of this woo and I get
loose I mean I let it
all hang
out
oops there’s my
step okay so um what what what do you
mean about loose and hanging out
how you know you kind of
cute so you find out ain’t
cute but I know you ain’t broke no
more I’m just kidding I’m just I’m just
kidding okay like I’m sorry I was in
such a bad mood
earlier
well how about uh how about we
toast to a better
move thank
you excuse me
mhm
hello no no no no no I not standing you
up no really I’m stuck in a bank I told
you I’m stuck in a bank no that’s a
customer oh I’m so hot in
here no baby I mean I’m with a woman but
it’s not like that she’s a customer
champagne was a good
choice no no Sarah Sarah this is Sarah
this is not this is the I am not going
to do this again with you
I oh this is the
last this the last damn
time woman
troubles man in
trouble okay that was a guy get out on
me
sorry your
wife it’s
girlfriend how
long one year tonight well Dad you don’t
sound so happy about
that well she doesn’t trust me so maybe
it’s better that we break it off
yeah the
trust trust is
important yes it is yes yes it
is
what we’ve been married for a year but
we having a whole lot of problems I’m
sorry such is life you know and I mean
who’s really happy anyway is anybody
you know I’d like to think
so okay well maybe but as for me you
know all I want to be is just happy and
free and
rich now is that so bad no no there
ain’t nothing wrong with that at all
mhm you know you really are
cute what do you uh
what do you think I’m doing oh you’re
really
close what you don’t find me
attracted yeah somewhere
impossible
oh you must not be looking at
me kha kha
yes yeah uh you’re married but he’s not
here you are really close and you are
not moving
back on the
phone I I don’t I don’t do I don’t you
don’t do what this I’m faithful oh gosh
what’s a kiss huh the beginning of being
an Unfaithful oh would you just shut up
and kiss me
[Music]
[Music]
hey give me your money
sucker going get killed up in
here no you
scared what you doing following me I
want to see how much money a woman can
spend in a
year what
the is that your
wife wow
oh
damn hey guys what’s taking so long I
want to get that aie it’s been a long
day
[Music]
what come on guys man what what are you
waiting around here

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