ANSWERING YOUR TERRIFYING DATING QUESTIONS with Tara Yummy – Ep. 74

On this episode of cancelled we are joined by Tara Yummy. We talk about her relationship with her ex. Then we give you dating advice.

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Girl everyone wants to be her you’re my whole [ __ ] for you P CRA you are your everywhere and I’ve known you forever and like you are just I love to see this and I’m so happy to have you on the Pod we’ve been talking about it t yummy I’ll

Cry right now it girl is crazy are the I saw a Tik Tok that was like you’re either Alex Earl or t yummy and I’m like all I want to be is T yumy it’s funny cuz I just I had my like I don’t want to

Call you emo because I don’t want to miss uh misgender I wouldn’t say I’m emo at all but that’s okay that’s what a lot of people say and I’m like What’s the like word for your type of style I I don’t know I always say it’s like Paris

And Marilyn Manson had a baby oh my God that’s the best thing i’ I’ve ever you know what I mean yes that’s what I always say like why 2K I would say it’s early 2000s just like a little bit more alternative yeah absolutely I feel like

I was trying to to go through my like Sophia Richie phase and be all clean girl and then like seeing your stuff that’s like where my heart’s at like I’m so 2000’s grunge like you make me want to get an eyebrow piercing [ __ ] everything and everybody’s back into it

I feel like clean girls out everyone says so and I’m everyone says so Rook said no slickback bun today everyone says it’s out so it’s out I just have no sense of personal like I can’t even do anything me either I see one thing dude

I swear to God I hung out with you and then I spent like that night in my bathroom for like an hour like smoking out my eye like cross necklaces like [ __ ] I was crazy I saw I saw your Tik Tok and you were like back in my unhinged era cuz I

Want to be tyam and I’m like I learned it from you so it’s like and I C someone commented being like you were the OG and I commented back I’m like T literally was the OG because like I learned all my no offense bad behavior 100% 100% it’s but you’re like it’s funny

Because the other day when we were filming we like took a break for a second and you were telling me a story about like some actual awful crazy like real tanac cated [ __ ] you did like but I just don’t post about it like you do but people know yeah for sure you were

Telling me like some you were like I did some Tana [ __ ] and I was like no you didn’t and then you told me and I was like God damn you were like that’s really bad don’t actually do that and I saw a comment that was like if Tana says

It’s bad it’s bad that’s it’s it was definitely up there it reminded me of a crazy era are sugar really let’s what do we do calm down we might need to get sugar on the mic you’re embarrassing me I told you guys he’s so good and now he’s just embarrassing he’s perfect

Honestly it cannot beat the dog that that straight up scammed me the other day was excited I’m not kidding I was I’m standing she’s like don’t pet the dog the dog bites and the dog chose me okay came right up to me got in my lap

Licking me she’s like oh my God like he loves you like you’re good to go immediately the second I tried to pet him he bit me I was like well the thing is start this dog that bit her the the owner of the dog is a billionaire and I

Was like Brooke why did that’s like the first code like when you get in a [ __ ] car accident like if they’re rich your neck hurts like if that dog bit me I would have been on the floor seizing like had [ __ ] rabies and you didn’t you were like I’m playing the

Long game you’re too nice I feel like no really that’s like what you were just saying where it’s like people just don’t know a thank you okay she she would tell you if Tanis says it’s bad it’s bad well that it is funny cuz everyone’s like

Brooke’s so sweet and she is she’s the sweetest human like morally you know what I mean but like we get along so well cuz we’re our crazy Antics some Tana [ __ ] on the side too I’m just a little less public about it and I think that’s better about it though now I feel

Like I want to air everything out I am having like such a digital footprint crisis lately why what happened did something come up no nothing came up honestly it’s just right for once but like I no I don’t know just we talked about this with Trevor Wallace but just

Like some of my sex stories like the [ __ ] I’ve told on the internet I’m like and just since I was you can’t take that back you really can’t the toothbrush I can’t look at a toothbrush ever again every morning and every night when I wake up and go to sleep I think

Of you that’s honestly beautiful that was romantic but it was to romantic but um I tweeted the other day asking if anyone’s ever masturbated with a floss pick like you like the water ones you know because I thought she meant like I thought she meant like one of those

Little and I was like oh no no no no no that’ be crazy like stabbing your CP sorry um but like you know theot someone CL that but like the the floss pick and then everyone was treating me back like what’s with you in like Dental items and I was like yo I

Know you have a kink that’s kind of you should [ __ ] a dentist well I love your boyfriend do you know that I like have a big fear of getting my wisdom teeth out because I think that when I come out off the drugs and my dentist is there I’m

Going to be like I’ve always loved you and like try to F he’s honestly kind of hot we have the same dentist I think we should get him out together and make a whole thing do you go to Dr I don’t but he’s like a celebrity dentist right my

Uncle’s my dentist in Maryland so wait that’s cute that’s probably better yeah you know not exchang I’m scared of the dentist so I’m so scared of of the dentist I’m so scared of the dentist I literally have a video on my channel called like facing my biggest fear and

It’s me going to the dentist I have a video literally with the same title and it’s me going to the Dennis I love that for us you guys are the OG YouTubers so don’t reel me into that cuz I’m not but you are she was telling me before you

Got here that you I was saying to Brooke today that like I think it’s a really special feeling when I know someone and I feel like like you just have always really [ __ ] put in work on your [ __ ] and I think there’s two different types of blowing up like someone who blows up

By accident and that’s awesome too viral right yeah and whatever but it’s such a good feeling when like like I see you right now getting all the recognition in the world and it’s like you have put in so much time to your craft and you’re

Good as [ __ ] at this [ __ ] and like cry it’s awesome to see and it’s crazy I was telling you I like don’t miss Mondays I post every Monday I posted every Monday on YouTube for like four years I’ve never committed to anything for four years at all and like the just the

Editing and like I always feel like especially like even how I’ve always filmed YouTube videos when I did it’s like my iPhone propped against a water bottle and like whatever like like when I film with you like people who really take it seriously like the lighting and

The sound and the thumbnail and the whatever like there’s so much to learn from someone like that and it’s just us you’ve always taught me [ __ ] thanks well the only reason I’m like that is because of my ex-boyfriend he’s like super anal about like I’m so happy you said it CU I

Have so many questions I know um I was trying to do a good segue see yeah you kind of have a podcast to yeah you’re a podcaster natural um he taught me everything I know and I’ve talked about this before where I like he like has

Been my mentor in this for like years and like I would never be even an inch close to where I am now if it wasn’t for him do you really think so I know so I think he’s taught me everything I know give yourself some credit though no I do

I do but truly truly truly like I I’m so stubborn I don’t change I don’t evolve and I wouldn’t evolve if it wasn’t for him that’s actually really beautiful it’s we were just talking about like how good of terms you and Jake your ex are on is so admirable and insane like so

And you guys were in a very public relationship for a long time and yeah like I mean I’m sure you can attest to this just what that does to your psyche oh it [ __ ] you yeah it [ __ ] you up so badly people don’t think about that when I

Would watch YouTubers I’d be like oh public breakup boohoo and now I’m on the other side of it I’m like how how did people do this no it’s a you can’t even I can’t even scroll my fre you page without seeing like a video of us from

When we were 18 years old like hugging and kissing slowmo when we broke up I was like please no one make sad edits and now everyone’s making sad edits and I’m like nothing’s sad and then it’s like the sad edits have you thinking to yourself like

The edits I don’t know if this is just me I talk about this all the time where the edits like make you live that alternate reality for a second and you’re like to them it’s like a video to you it’s like your reality yeah and

You’re like wait am I sad right and it’s like I I like won’t be sad one night and I’ll see like a video I’ll like send it to jakeob like this one had a kick to it like we send them to each other sometimes we like this one kind of to be

On that good of terms with an ex is like so admirable because I’m not kidding I don’t think I have one ex that would be in the same room as me so are you guys not one under like all of it you know I have I think both

Like I I get both ways but a relationship like that like a long ass one I really love someone like it’s so like if he hooked up with someone else like could you guys still get along are you seeing other people well yeah I mean

If we’re single so I know yeah I’m sure oh you’re so powerful are you never mind am I okay no no never mind how more I don’t know if I can say more it’s not my business oh my God I just can’t even imagine being that mentally healthy I’m not oh

That it it almost makes me feel better to hear you it’s not normal to you know be so close with your ex and like watch them be single I mean I’m sure he could say the same about me but you live every day and every day is a new day and like

Because we’re so adamant about being on good terms and being such good friends that every day you learn something new and you’re like okay well I’m a lot stronger than I thought I was will you ever get back together I don’t know I don’t think I know if I’m going to wake

Up tomorrow morning girl no I mean like me no like you don’t know the future I don’t know that’s fair Maybe maybe not like it’s just the way life goes is true that’s I love that song that’s true I get where you’re coming from it’s just oh my God it’s it

Is just like a wild like anomaly situation I’ve never seen anything like you I know that’s what everyone’s saying and I’m like wow I haven’t seen anything like it either and I’m like wait that’s me it is but it gives me hope honest to God because I’m like it does not that I

Don’t think I could ever be on good terms but I just am so emotional that I can’t I can’t watch so emotional really so oh my God I cry every second of the day okay not because of that I’m like that me feel better it doesn’t make me

Feel better but no I’m normal like I’m not [ __ ] crazy like I you’re saying you’re not like a sociopathic you feel sociopath like I feel things but every like we’re so we care about each other so much on such a deeper level than just our relationship breaking up that we

Every day we try to be friends it’s not like a this is easy it’s not easy that’s [ __ ] stupid to say have you enjoyed being single like what I think the single life after like years of being with someone is it feels so foreign at

First and it’s like old are you I’m I I’m 23 why did I think about that I I do the same thing and how long were you guys together since I was 18 oh my gosh so so I was never like a single adult really yeah so that’s like a whole

Transformation or transition what what’s like what type of guys are you like noticing that you’re gravitating towards I think you know it’s funny it’s like I like to think I have a type where it’s like people that look like my ex-boyfriend just like more like you

Know bad boy Vibes yeah but I’ve listen I’ll take what I can get like if I think you’re hot I think you’re hot I’m the same way you literally like look at all my guys and it’s like yeah it’s like um it’s like a random toss like it’s like

Someone put like a simulator thing and you went and it was like like it just depends whatever anyone who thinks I’m funny I was just talking about in Vegas how I would um totally if I was single [ __ ] drewy and I have like the I had the

Biggest crush on him I don’t think I know who dusi is like Jack Carlo and drei I don’t know who that is hold on a on me everyone was like sounds hot you should [ __ ] drewy okay wait I thought you wanted to [ __ ] dusi well I’m taking

See this is where we get into trouble and then people think we compete over God it’s a whole thing he looks like this oh I know who he is wait where what have I seen him from he looks like this he just does funny stuff with Jack Carlo

And everyone was like you really don’t have a type I I saw him on Theo Von’s podcast yeah he’s a comedian duh okay well you should have led with that I W go for any comedian yeah love a comedian Ser Al I’m trying to get out of the face

Yeah except for the new one there’s a new one comedian sorry you do have a new crush on a new comedian I know and I have to stop it’s always the funny guys and you know what they have audacity let me tell you comedian guys have so much

[ __ ] audacity because they think they rule the world and they do not I that’s what it is it’s like the blind confidence I’m like I don’t like it Bliss and I wish I were unattracted to it but unfortunately I’m not I’m literally like I believe you and I love

You that’s I feel that right now and I’m wrong every time I’ve never I have a 0% success rate so far and I’m willing I’m just trying to break it but at the end of the day I think when anyone makes you like laugh it’s just like it’s up and

It’s stuck that’s everyone’s like questioning Selena Gomez being with Benny Blanco I’m like are you [ __ ] kidding me he’s the funniest person in life she so happy whatever makes her happy yeah so funny and also I literally do not think he’s ugly like the most all

The comments are about him being ugly I saw him in person and I I saw him in person too and he’s cute I think he photographs bad maybe he like intentionally kind of doesn’t try I think I think that’s like kind of his whole thing but he has like

Sorry like the lightest eyes he’s like he’s like a pretty guy his leg is so funny like broe that’s so you coded being three-legged no no effect has two like how his leg works but he just holds it up because he like wants people to think he’s three-legged

Oh yeah cuz I used to like fake injuries when I was a kid no his he has pation so he can’t straighten it all the way but he it works so it’s like people are like I put him either in a stroller or I walk him right if he’s an a stroller people

Are like oh he’s so fat why don’t you walk the dog but then when I walk in they’re like oh his leg is hurt you’re a bad dog Mom I’m like his leg’s not hurt it’s the whole thing it’s that really is honestly a whole thing and he’s just

Scooting around he’s just tripoding around it’s fine I’ve taken to many doctors they say don’t do anything it’s a whole thing and it’s like I love when dogs have little quirks quirks that was oh my God I was going to say eight awful words in like I almost said like

Disabilities say disabilities like quirks eight we’re media trained ex like I like her I like when babies wear helmets mhm she’s like I’ve got nothing to say about that welcome to the canceled podcast this is so fun do you know what kind of like the Tik Tok like

Now every Tik Tok you po I have no idea what happened have you always been posting content like this and people just kind of like caught on people are taking clips from like me and Jake’s videos and like on liners I say they love them I’m like that’s just who I am

That’s just what I’m saying I don’t like try and make audios but I swear to God you could blow a damn kiss to the camera and it’s getting 10 million views right now I don’t which I don’t get it cuz like why was why wasn’t it getting 10

Million views four years ago has anything CH have you noticed so nothing’s changed so this is something I’m going to again say exactly what Jake said my ex-boyfriend he said he’s like you’ve always this is so sweet he’s like you’ve always been a star but like not

Enough people saw it a so sweet so kind I know now I’m why do have to say don’t as my ex don’t say nice [ __ ] he said he’s always said that yeah okay you guys have a really different Dynamic to where like when it comes to work he’s very you

Know honest and kind but and I I get it because it’s like I haven’t done anything different so I think just more eyes are on me now I guess I mean like um has anything changed in like people the way people have treated you or like like people reaching out like your DMs

Tell me things the amount of verifi checks in my DMs now and I’m like I’m not even verified on anything are you getting like hot guys I need to know everything just girls I feel like it’s probably more fun though because like when like someone like Alex Earl blows

Up it’s so new that there’s not a lot of content and you have like so much to look at right that’s what everyone’s saying they’re like they’re like the good thing is is you’ve had four years of content that people could look back on and people can catch up and then

They’re like so in the they’re so committed all good non- embarrassing content to I okay so recently I know so speaking of being single recently I noticed and I realized out of a relationship all my content is public and by that I mean my crush could go and

Look at the most embarrassing video of me on the internet recently I had a crush on the sky and he facetimed me and pointed at me and laughed while watching my joke song I made this joke song when I was 18 called curfew about how like my

Mom still gave me a curfew 18 years old and he we all did it right played it on blast pointed at me and laughed as a joke and I’m like my God everyone sees my stuff it’s not just girlies like it’s guys I have crushes on yeah that is

That’s the thing is it’s when you get that wrong audience that’s what scares me about Tik Tok cuz like you can post for your own audience and it’s one thing but Tik Tok it just goes goes viral yeah and then people have all these opinions

Yeah and then you get like the in the comments and you’re like I have to die yeah I posted a video taking a plan B for like the girlies and du and it somehow got to like super Republican Tik Tok and I was just getting death threats

But I also got a brand deal from it I also did a plain B brand deal see can look into that yeah that is so crazy there’s like a website that you can like order it from that’s good no fruit plugs those so I really don’t want to take any

Plan B this year though that is like a b it’s a big boyfriend that’s going to be hard I know I took one like January one this morning like literally actually take it as my multivitamin every morning not going to lie but I’m trying to I’ve

Only taken one this year and I want to end the year saying that I’m not a scientist correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t it true if you take enough they don’t they stop working like I’ve only taken like probably two in my life and it make it ruins my body literally for

The next 5 months after that like my periods will be so horrible and stuff that I’m like this is not worth it I think I’d rather just have a whole kid and raise him to 18 oh my God we have a friend who like she takes PL be and it

Makes her go into like psychosis who what oh she takes it and it like really mentally affects her I didn’t even know that was thing yeah CU it’s it’s like taking it’s equivalent to taking like five or six birth control pills at once and it’s hormones so it’s like pumping

Your body full of hormon I was about to dead ass look at you and be like there’s got to be an easier way and then I remembered condoms for sure there’s a lot of birth control like in general is just easier maybe okay I throw it out there but I

Used to do that in college all the time if I couldn’t like I literally didn’t have $50 to buy Plan B so I would take five birth controls at once and it’s it is not recommended but it does the job wow don’t do that do not ever take

Medical advice from the canceled podcast you know one time Brooke on this podcast said that uses them a magic eraser to get self tanner off and I gave Lauren Gray chemical burns on her neck like she was like I use a magic to take myself down of all

People to do it and then Lauren Gray did it and then she got chemical burns and see that’s what I’m scared of is like all these eyes on me I’m like I’m not a perfect person at all it is like it is so scary FR print right yeah it’s just

Like I I always try to say just do as I say not as I do like I’m just actively living my mistakes like and it’s it is scary for sure so you know but I think you’ve got this down pat you’re going to you’re going to slay you are oh my God

To be single for the first time would be like so fun to be single wow I mean again and be so lit honestly her situation is you think that but like again it’s all girls so far you’re not too far into but still like I’m saying

Let’s say in a different world you and Jake it was a Revenge Type of breakup that would be so you know what I mean if he was a bad guy like let’s say he did something bad to and you guys broke up like right now I would be like

Oh yeah oh I’m blowing up but so is he he’s doing so good yeah you guys all like it’s I love it I see everything everywhere and it is like [ __ ] amazing God that’s so healthy I love that every day every day is a battle okay that helps honestly I don’t I don’t

Want suffer by the way no and I’m not suffering I just got back from his house and his parents are in town from Kansas so I got to see them what do they have to say nothing about you guys being broken up come on I know nothing they’re

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Lumi deodorant.com and use code canceled thank you Lumi for sponsoring today’s episode of the canceled podcast we’ve never done a an advice segment before but we’ve always talked about it are we equpped to give advice yes based on what I’ve heard so far I think that you’re

The only one here are qualified to give advice I don’t know if I am I’m friends with do you know how people think I’m a red [ __ ] Flag cuz also in my relationship I was like the least jealous person I don’t give a [ __ ] I’m like the biggest flirt I’m like the

Least equipped person to say any of this but all contrast all of this circles to like security though like all of those like you’re just SEC you were secure you were with someone who was Secure I’m going to get so much hate um no you’re

Not no you’re not no you won ready for the hate you’re not going to get hate honestly cancel this for the gires just like us for real but it’s so funny how you phrased it you were like we’ve never done an advice segment I’m like we’re running out of topics we’re like trying

To stack episodes before people always asked us to do it and we just haven’t but like I well my problem is like I’m just again the Magic Eraser we are not equipped to give I almost think it’s disclaimer to give like like this is what we would do yeah at this point if

You know me and you think that my like my advice is going to be tanac coded you know what I mean someone [ __ ] her with a toothbrush whoa but like they no one [ __ ] me with a toothbrush and you know how much better it’s me I’m so sorry wow

I had a whole Spotify show called Tanis toxic tips and people would call in and I would give them my toxic advice you know so I think so take this with a grain OFA yeah this is canceled advice and we just started an email called the canceled hotline gmail.com if you guys

Um want to reach out and ask for any advice we would love it please don’t reach out and tell me that you need me to venmo you or anything like that is that happening the I don’t know when it started but all of a sudden I’m getting

50,000 venmo requests a day I get a million is like a trend I don’t know I got people think I’m rich cuz I’m not I same and I’m like I feel bad because it’ll be like something so horrible it’ll be like need groceries and stuff

And like I don’t want them to get a notification that’s like Brook declined yeah so I’m like God I just have to yeah I’ll C sh people now and again when I the notification shows do if I need a good boost of karma but I don’t have that much money that’s really fair

Someone reached out to me on venmo for like an entire year asking for money and I never gave them money so they went in and like hacker like mode made like embezzled money from someone on venmo as me and now I’m banned from venmo so I

Guess I should have just sent them the [ __ ] money that is crazy I one time I block that scares me I blocked my ex and the only thing I didn’t block him on was venmo and he venmo venmo request you have never talked to a man on a payment

Service you don’t know what trenches are like you definitely haven’t n I’m Friends With All My Exes [ __ ] I don’t burn any Bridges I’m friends with people I’ve been friends with since kindergarten I love that I just sometimes the bridge just burns its damn self in my life like the gasoline’s

There there’s a couple there’s very few people in my life that I’ve stopped talking to very few honest to God that’s I guess true for me too I guess I just think about like my major relationship being just bad and that’s really it that’s normal I’m not normal and I’ve

Come to terms with it I’ve had my toxic Aras I have lot of people who don’t want to talk to me and to be honest with you like I understand why I would still want to talk to you that was cute really kind I just want to say last night I was in

Bed and I was reading these and like I don’t how do I say this without sounding like a [ __ ] people got some [ __ ] okay like some people are going through some [ __ ] out there that makes me so sad I I yeah I don’t sometimes it’s their fault you’ll see

Okay I want to start with the craziest one should we start with okay there might be some crazier ones but I read this last night I had to reread it two times I read it to makoa I couldn’t I can’t stop I could recite it completely

But I’m just going to read this to you okay okay I would love to get some advice for one of my good friends Rachel she grew up in a chaotic household her mom does hard drugs okay she didn’t need to include all this by the way she read

Her friend to Phil FL that’s lore if you will so she ends up moving States at 17 to be with a guy named Greg who was 18 that she met online they fought he cheated but it was her only like person they were together for 4 years and once

She turned 20 years old he got violent and she kicked him out and she began online dating again so far Rachel’s kind of you know she’s winning she kicked him out she’s slang whatever good girl Rachel met a new guy Cam and they instantly hit it off within a short time

They were mixing friend groups and hanging out within three weeks they were dating not even two months later cam was moved in with her that’s some real ass [ __ ] right there you know sounds like a red flag yep yeah well kind of the thing they were really good but her ex Greg

Kept hitting her up after a few months she caved and met up with Greg damn that’s where she went wrong for sure eventually their car Hangouts turned into car [ __ ] and she would pick up Greg regularly during her shifts while going home to cam every night she

Managed to keep this up without them ever finding out about each other damn she called me six months later telling me she was pregnant cam is black and Greg is not she told me she’s super white I don’t really know what that has to do with

Anything I asked what she was going to do and she said she would break the news eventually this is some old me ass [ __ ] slowly this lie snowballed and Rachel ended up telling both guys that the baby is theirs I knew a girl who did this

Growing up her name was then one of the guys died that’s horrible um both families think that the baby is theirs Cam and Greg’s mothers are both buying baby gifts not knowing that Rachel has no idea who the father is I keep telling her she’s going to give give birth and

Both sides of the family are going to want to come and she doesn’t acknowledge it she relies on cam for rent Greg’s super crazy she’s my girl regardless of her position and I’ll always be on her side and in her Corner she asked me for

Advice and I don’t know what to tell her ohow wow lot to unpack that’s like an episode of Mory that’s exactly just about to say that like the father they should just go on my yeah well they’re going to know who the father is that’s

What I was going to say is like I think her including their races really is going to be you know if she had two guys that looked alike like we wouldn’t even have to cross this bridge yeah but that gets a lot of people in trouble too

Here’s my thing you I think can do a DNA test now in utero so like she I mean that’s too late to give her that kind of advice wait pause I always thought in utero was like when people say like in retrograde I’m not kidding I was just

Going to say like that sounds like a weird ninth planet even know if I use that properly but like no I think you did and I think I’m wrong while you’re pregnant I think like you have to be certain like ways along no way but I believe but butal the person usually I

Think has to be like aware of it you can’t just like it’s not like [ __ ] a lock of hair it’s like a swab and like a serious situation dude I always I also again I’m I don’t know have you ever been with a guy and he was going to

Leave you and it was toxic and you told him you were pregnant or no just me no done that a few times obviously um and I remember back in the day like guys like I want a DNA test then and me being like well you’re going to have to wait N9

Months wait so wait how did what did you say when you didn’t have a kid right I would just I would just egg it on this happened to my mom my mom one of my sisters like the dad did not or her dad didn’t believe my sister was his

So he just like was like handle it yourself and then my mom got in a car accident when my sister was a baby and he was a fire he was the fire chief so his unit like went to the scene of the accident and they were like that is your

Baby and he was like okay fine and then he took her what you just crazy lore yeah that see that’s the proper use of lore [ __ ] I do know I’m going to have to ask my mom she wants me to tell that story funny thing by the way about

Canceled podcast listeners is do you want to know what the subject line of this email was what double daddy lore that’s hilarious like just like dumbing brain rotting all of that down to just double daddy um if I did have to write one of our listeners it would so be this

By the way this code in what’s real advice well we’re praying that it’s cams yeah right obviously didn’t you say that they want to remain anonymous yet we used names I’m assuming they’re not real names cuz I she said I want to remain anonymous from my c I don’t know yeah

Please keep my name Anonymous I’m assuming she used fake names but then Greg’s crazy so if it is cams then like H that’s just so scary and it’s like how do you she obviously has to handle the situation before she gives birth because what’s she going to do have two families

There I mean that’s some [ __ ] I would do just wait just leave it up to like you’re giving birth that’s already such a stressful situation families like cover stuff like this up all the time uhhuh they’ll have to say like they adopted a kid or something I am so

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A bad time for me it was like my Molly era and all my friends were like little cracky my Molly era is crazy my brain looks like swiss cheese um and it was like all my friends were little like Molly craies and we were like all we all

Had glitter on our faces and [ __ ] played with little Rave gloves and like whatever and then I had this friend we can call her like Stacy she Stacy gets pregnant she’s hooking up with two guys one’s her ex one’s not she’s hooking up with them she tells both families that

The baby theirs and then she had a baby shower and imagine me and this the exact story we just heard right I know I didn’t even like think about it until right now I got her a baby shower gift I did not to be need to be at anyone’s

Baby shower at the time Molly and she yeah it was it was um and both families showed up and then one guy died what and it was it ended up being his baby but then the other guy just stepped in and raised it because what really matters is

The dad who steps up right and it’s not going to be who’s which one’s not cam Greg it’s not going to be Greg so wait what is she going to do we haven’t given advice we just been in awe I know I feel bad I’m like yeah sucks honestly I think

She’s [ __ ] I think you got to tell them you know what I mean yeah right like tell maybe but also it’s not that easy because Greg is dangerous I would say tell Cam get a test if it’s Cam’s run from Greg you don’t want to tell

Both of them I feel like you only want to tell the one who it isn’t yeah oh that’s the advice that’s the advice try to get the DNA test honestly girl if you got to a lock of hair in your sleep like do what you got to do get the DNA

Protection Program get out of there get the DNA test tell the one it isn’t and keep it pushing and we hope for your sake it’s cam yeah that’s not good advice but that’s the best I got I cannot imagine being in that position at

All cuz what if you you know what if you told the one whose kid it is and then you just like you didn’t even have to tell him well you do have to tell him honestly he’s the father of your kid you tell them both yeah you could just run

Away and start over and like find a guy who wants like a Barefoot pregnant Damsel in Distress too you think there’s people like that yeah for sure yeah like men who just want babies yeah and like a like a really a woman to save I don’t

Know I feel like there’s some freaks out there on like Bumble this one is from Charlotte hi babes I’m in a relationship right now and I feel like he’s probably going to be my end game the only thing is my biggest goal in life is to try literally everything sexual at least

Once I’m talking tesque bucket list wow I don’t want to break up with him just to do this stuff but I don’t want to get married before I get to experience an orgy or a sex party of it all what do I do love you guys so much that’s a good that’s

Like I get that I do get that I get that because like I was in a long-term relationship from when I was yeah a kid basically yeah into adulthood and you want to try things you want to be single I say maybe like talk to the guy be like

You down wear him down girl you’d be like are you down to do this and even if he says no you could wear him down that’s so [ __ ] up supposed to pressure anyone into anything I Kidd yeah but like I guess can you separate for a second don’t people do that they explore

And see if he’s down to do that yeah if he loves you maybe he’ll try it he probably wants to try some [ __ ] too yeah yeah that’s kind of does have an or were we both going to say that that is true there is a lot of a lot of guys just

They’re like they’re the one for me I don’t particularly want to have an orgy but I do I think I would be afraid had I not tried more things like yeah I’ve done enough at this point that if I were to be with somebody forever I’d be like

Okay maybe there’s a compromise maybe it’s not an orgy maybe it’s a threesome where you both choose the person or something like yeah maybe you could tell him like his favorite snacks will be there like try to get him in other ways you know oh my God like we have there’s

A shuder board you got me with the sh Sherie board I would do vak Ramen and I will literally have as many orgies as you need not kidding okay this one when I say we’ve all been there by the way for the next 80 things I mean we’ve been

There and just do your best to kind of get there okay got it know um I’m very private about my love life actually that’s true that’s true so it’s like you don’t know that’s true I wish I could go back in time to what to do that well I

Try to be private about my love life and then my co like my co-host Zach and Jared mostly Zach all they do on the podcast is air out my business and my Zach’s favorite thing to do is where was Tara last night oh that’s I’m like yawning drink he’s in love with you

Though no he’s not and actually he irked me to tell you that he wants you on the podcast because he worked tanacon I do know this actually so he said he just wants you to come on the podcast really bad saying I can’t believe he didn’t get paid like I paid

Him that’s a make good you you owe him I need to come on I me I’ll be there I love him honestly he’s like a catch okay he got you a necklace we’re friends let her Explore her being single I just want her to explore him one time that’s what

Everyone says everyone just wants us together wants us everyone all my friends it’s down to my cousins are texting me they’re like you and Zach are like lowkey cuz I think the like hate flirting is like so hot and fun like I it’s not even flirting it’s just I hate

Him oh that’s what they all say look at that smile sugar you said Zach’s name he got there’s a dog oh good [ __ ] God no you’re fine let him calm down he’s just riled up it’s okay looks like he looks he literally looks like Frank Gallagher stop he does oh my God soda’s

Daisy that’s why I feel like he looks like Daisy have you seen our friend lla has a lyla’s dog looks like mine and I’ve never told lla that I think Daisy looks like sugar but I always think that Daisy looks like su% but Daisy was supposed to be a golden doodle okay

She’s half Chihuahua cuz Sugar’s half Chihuahua she’s a 0% golden doodle I’ll tell you that yeah 100% 100% And of course she paid thousands of dollars for her the subject line of this one is boyfriend doesn’t let me outside I don’t even have to read that to tell him tell

To tell him to kick rocks I just turned 18 I started essentially she started to go to the clubs she started to party he doesn’t drink she thought that that could be a slay because he could be like the DED like that whole situation he’s

Not into it so now she said I’m pretty much not ever allowed to go out ever and I had a kind of a similar boyfriend at 18 though like telling you what to do yeah just like the allowed of it all I’m not allowed to wear this I’m not allowed

To do that yeah I was like I and I feel like it’s a lot of people feel like yeah if I girl all I know to say is don’t get Knocked Up by this man because you’re going to end up breaking up with him like it’s just like it’s almost

Inevitable like you you feel controlled for so long and yeah I feel like it’s a Canon event honest to God like well I hope not not everybody should be in a relationship like that but my I had one like that where it was like I’d tell my

Friends like sorry I I’m not allowed or like he won’t let me and it’s like what I feel like 90% of girls go through that and then the other 10% of their friends like me where I’m like since I watched it happen I will never ever let a man

Tell me what to do ever boundaries is one thing but that’s on a boundary that’s telling someone don’t do something and that would drive me crazy I will never ever be in a relationship ever or friendship where someone tells me what to do you’re not my mom you’re

Not my dad you’re not my probation officer and it’s literally that’s dating someone where they feel like you’re a probation officer I ended up um I always talk about this like and I regret it in a way but I wildly cheated on this man and it’s because he not that I’m like trying

To like make your actions okay but it’s because he pushed you to do that because he was so controlling over was controlling over everything and it was like you already think I’m doing this so as well yeah and I just iing him I don’t know it’s harder than

It like sounds though because it’s always like okay well don’t be with somebody who does that but like I feel like in my situation it was literally like because I love you so much and because I don’t want people looking at you or seeing you or doing like I want

You to myself and I want to spend more time with you and it’s like all the you’re a gas love bomb situation yeah it’s emotionally abusive but you don’t know when you’re in the moment you’re like oh my God this man loves me I would go to

Say unless this man is so amazing stay with them but if someone’s controlling you they’re not amazing and that’s just going to manifest in every way for the rest of your life like you don’t want to do that go be young go party go have fun

And it never goes away it only gets worse they will all of a sudden they’ll be telling you like what to wear what to think what to say how that make me actually crazy if someone I think I have authority problems though like if someone tells me what to do I get really

Angry and I’m like do not tell me what to [ __ ] 100% I’m the same way I’ve always been that way I feel like especially if a man tells me what to do I will literally go Bonkers and yell at them and I know that’s not the right thing to do I’m

Just really quick to anger and I have a hot head but it’s like I don’t know are you kidding I used to like literally threaten to set the house on fire I’m not kidding I used to get in trouble if I would turn my phone over like this on

The kitchen table what K that’s so crazy you not pay attention and he was cheating on me the whole time seriously well that’s projecting well of course so if like someone’s like if someone’s treating you like that and wondering why you go out and stuff like that they’re probably projecting

Their own stuff that they do that’s 100 in my experience that’s always it because whatever they’re insecure about is always be like they have a reason to think you would be doing that like the amount of times I got accused of cheating in a relationship where I would

Have never thought about it but because he was cheating on me the whole time yeah that’s crazy it is just wild and I think at 18 and and 18 controlling man is such a Canon event but you will be out of that soon and you’re going to

Meet someone who you can have fun with and and hopefully he’ll grow out of it too like have a drink well okay wait don’t have a drink it’s also like I hate to say this and this is my toxic advice but like if you left that man he he’ll

Be there go party he’ll be there if you really want him back like dude like if that’s why you’re leaving him I don’t you know but you don’t want him honestly it’s crazy to me that he would get mad at you to don’t jinx it right I cannot

Believe sugar is being such a menace today and it’s really really embarrassing I think that having uh Little Chihuahua adds to your aesthetic completely and it’s especially when that looks like that like it’s on a perfect looking chah that’s not really giving me Chihuahua to be honest he’s half

Chihuahua he’s half peeking he’s half Chihuahua I want a dog look at him in the corner of that it’s his little frame his underbite sends me to the Moon I think this one is an everyone’s opinion thing and I I’m curious to hear it hey girls do you think watching porn in a

Relationship is wrong I was recently with my boyfriend he was driving her somewhere she went on his phone she saw PornHub open went on Safari she made him drop her off yeah was she being too overprotective or was she right I personally I don’t know if I would

Really get that upset if like someone my like my significant other were watching porn yeah but it’s like how much and how often and it does she look nothing like me because then all of a sudden I’m really insecure like I just wanted her to look like me yeah like well what if

It’s like someone with like the biggest ass you’ve ever seen and I literally like I have yeah if it’s like they have a type of girl too that they’re constantly watching that’s nothing like you I can see how that breeds in security I have a problem with like

Being obsessed with one girl I hate when it’s like an only fans girl like if like he’s obsessed with one porn star one girl or one that feels like a parasocial relationship yeah I agree yeah like PornHub doesn’t bother me that’s the thing cuz I I think of it more as like

The act and not the people yeah like the ACT is turning you on not the you scroll and you click you’re not looking for someone if you’re looking for someone why yeah 100% agreed I also like sometimes it’s like I don’t want to like let that do like do

Your thing I’m lazy yeah go watch that gang bang I’ll be [ __ ] eating a CR trap off my chest um but I know each is their own and that is a boundaries thing and if you don’t feel comfortable with it then Express that and then that that

[ __ ] kind of can become a bigger fight because it’s like you know what I mean where it’s like this is my boundary and this this makes me feel some type of way and you’re still going to do it I think people who have that boundary usually

End up together so it’s fine yeah but it’s like I’ve never heard of that being a problem because usually usually people who have that boundary end up together you know you know what I mean where it’s like oh porn is cheating I love this advice segment though it makes it’s like

Kind of fun okay this one’s crazy I met my fiance on a Reddit daddy little girl/ BDSM subreddit Reddit in general is crazy do you guys ever look your up don’t whatever you do do not look yourself up on Reddit I actually don’t think this person wants advice I think

They’re just telling us my it’s addiction it’s add it’s your addiction to everybody knows it’s like my like number one downfall it’s like already a thing to look up your own Reddit yeah we have like a couple subreddits were cancelled and they are pretty bad but

It’s okay I’m working on it I’m working through it I actually have some new worse viic so that’s true this Brooke this actually wasn’t an advice segment it was just saying like I met this guy on Reddit and now we’re getting married so not all people on Reddit are bad and

You should keep going on Reddit really is that what that was about the fact that I said like don’t look yourself up on Reddit is crazy I found like a bunch of deep fakes of me I’m like I I wish I’m like make one of me and never mind

Dude I have you took that back so quickly well I was you like I but then I was like that’s inappropriate all my deep fake corn is from like my toothbrush era like I need like some I need you new yeah I need someone get on

It AI is so Advanced these days it really is honestly hi guys my love life is whack here’s what’s going down I’ve been sleeping on and off with this man that I met on a dating app in November the sex is the best sex I’ve ever had

And they meet up to [ __ ] but they talk for hours they spend the whole day together it’s low-key very romantic yada y um but then she leaves and they don’t talk for weeks until he hits me up to come to hers she’s tired of being single and the constant situationship or failed

Talking stages she wants to date someone this dude only obviously only wants sex my question is can I still ethically [ __ ] around with a dude who doesn’t want anything when that’s what I want from someone I’m involved with or should I be honest with my feelings even if it most

Likely means he won’t feel the same and then I have no one doting over me this is a situation I know all too well okay and my advice to you is so long as you are not emotionally involved which you are emotionally involved I feel like

You have to cut it off if you’re like if you have any type of feelings at all because otherwise you end up in it for like years and years and years and they’re never ever going to want anything different if it’s been that long and all they want is to have sex

With you they’re not going to change their mind how long has it been since November so that’s not so long wait I think November of 2022 oh I was paraphrasing rid of him he’s he’s never going to date you and I hate to say that but somebody will somebody

Better will it’s going to be better sex that breaks my heart that’s I mean my only like hot take of advice is like tell him like you know maybe he doesn’t know do you want to be exclusive or not I say that too I say try and be honest

Open line of communication and then cut it off if he doesn’t but you have to be willing to cut it off if he doesn’t because if you keep going after the fact then I think dream scenario here is [ __ ] him for as long as you can cuz it’s so

Good but maybe be going on like a weekly date as well okay that’s another thing that’s what someone told me me recently maybe date around also cuz if that’s what they’re going to be doing if if you’re not exclusive they’re sleeping with other people so you need to be

Doing it too to protect yourself it’s for safety purposes only yeah and you just have to find someone who’s equally as good in bed because then you will just be I’ve been there you know where I was like had a hookup buddy and it was so amazing and then I found a boyfriend

And it was like he’s so such an amazing boyfriend but like the sex was so bad so I was like fantasizing about like the you know what I mean I couldn’t this sounds bad I don’t think I could have a boyfriend that I don’t have good intimate relations I agree with that now

I think that before I was at a point where I was just like I would settle for one or the other like you know what I mean yeah and I get thought I don’t think I could do it cuz the guys who [ __ ] are usually like oh they’re just

[ __ ] yeah like ran through yeah there’s a reason he’s so good at that cuz he’s done it so many times for sure oh oh man I don’t know I just the silence was deafening for like a second you all know a guy like that just in love with them but they’re just

So ran through and yeah it’s sad I don’t know I’ve I’ve been in that exact situation like probably a dozen times and I always end up sad in the end but kind of what you’re saying it’s like who are you really punishing if you cut it off without having someone new you know

What I mean CU then all of a sudden you’re not having sex and he probably still is yeah and it’s just like I mean yeah if he goes weeks without talking to her yeah he’s busy how oh my God if someone went weak without talking to me

They’d be blocked for me it’s like there’s no such talking stage like you’re obsessed with me or we’re not talking 100% said oh BR flakes he says a situationship is a situation to one person and nothing to the other that’s yeah that’s actually crazy we our guy

Friend was saying something to me though recently that just will never I can never unhear what he said what he say wait wait I’m scared he was scared I’m scared I’m scared t hold on he was explaining the mentality of like what I would say is 80% of straight

Men in today’s day and age in my opinion okay like that guys want to [ __ ] other girls because it’s like you love a cheeseburger but you don’t want to have a cheeseburger every day sometimes you want a slice of pizza pizza sounds so good right now but it doesn’t always and

It’s like stop like that it’s nothing to do with you like they still love having cheeseburgers but they just want pizza sometimes no I absolutely not it [ __ ] me up so bad I get that which is scary cuz I could I could think back to a

Couple people that I was hooking up with and be like I really like them but like I wanted to hook up with other people still that doesn’t mean I still didn’t like them yeah but I feel like I’m a lot like a guy in that way where I don’t not

Enough I don’t connect like that with a lot of guys yeah so I’m just like I could see their point of view am I a [ __ ] to say that if you feel that way though that person just isn’t they’re just not enough for you don’t say that to me right

Now like it’s it’s not that they’re not enough for someone right now I just had a really bad situation with that I actually feel really bad about this I need to like maybe I can get some advice from you guys but there’s nothing I need to do actually but it was before mcoa

And I were dating I had someone that I met on a dating app and we were casually seeing each other but the was Rya no I’m banned from Rya and venmo everything else it was hinge okay and I was seeing him and there just like wasn’t I didn’t

Feel a spark but I felt like he felt a spark you know what I mean I’ve I’ve been through that and it’s just it’s hard there was nothing wrong with him I just felt like he was really boring and like vanilla for me okay and and I told

Him I wasn’t like ready for a relationship and I genuinely thought that at the time and I went to Hawaii and I he like I was talking to him about going to Hawaii and I was like oh my God you should come but then I met MCA so

Then I just obviously went wait this was recent it was like the guy before my boyfriend yeah that I was and then he probably sees you in this like public relationship now and he’s probably like [ __ ] like ready immediately ready right afterward that’s happened to me I’ve

Been on the opposite end of that a million times but you have to just know by now that’s like just something you learn as you grow up is there’s no such thing is not ready for a relationship in my opinion cuz the second that you want

To date somebody you will I think you just don’t want to date that person if you’re not ready for a relationship and if you’re really not ready for a relationship you’re being so single and transparent as [ __ ] to people you know this is so scary yeah you all this is so

I single life for me I I don’t understand it and I haven’t gotten Uncharted Territory yeah I haven’t gotten to like understand it I’m like okay well either you like me or like what like I just like to me it’s not something that I’m used to quite yet

It’s been like8 months and I still just can’t wrap my head around any of it it’s it’s it took me 27 years sister and I have no idea what the [ __ ] I also think today’s generation is just [ __ ] I was talking about this with MCO yesterday

For like hours but like even think about where like technology and the level of access to people was at when you started dating Jake versus now he sees himself now Tinder man faked his death to get out of a date lore I mean did they put

Lore in the subject line that’s the the wrong use of lore I think it is most often it is honestly it’s yeah I think I’ve infected the viewers cuz I use it wrong 24 she she taught them the improp yeah the proper way of lore is like

Tana’s lore is that did she get [ __ ] by a toothbrush question mark that is that’s your lore we don’t know right it’s lore why can’t my lore just be like it’s like all the thing that yeah all the things about you that are like unknown or like mysterious and like but

Like for this like Tinder man faked his death to get out of a date lore like but like why would that even be in a sentence yeah you could put it in parenthesis lore l yeah that yeah so just know every time I’m saying it it’s in parenthesis

Right Honestly though that is hilarious F tell me the story my name is Gavin I’m 22 so about two years ago I matched with this guy on Tinder he was hot gorgeous even very hot for being from the Pittsburgh area added him on Snapchat and we talked on there for about a month

We then talked about going on a date soon since he was going to be coming to the city no plan set in stone but wanted to hang for sure Flash Forward a few days and Bam he hasn’t answered me surprise surprise can’t trust gay men can’t trust gay man can’t trust gay men

This written so well by the way I’m just stupid but I check Instagram his profile picture was blacked out all of his posts were deleted and I was like oh did he block me no the next day I’m greeted with a link on his story for an obituary

Post first of all what did he post that himself there was a funeral page for him with comments from his family about how heartbroken they were I really grieved this man I didn’t really know him but I was very distraught by him dying you

Know um like who am I to not be sad anyways I’m processing this man’s death and after about a year his Instagram was back up again and I thought maybe he was hacked nope he faked his own death he also got people to send money to him to

The fake obituary site I learned this that he scammed people for money and he tried to become a model in La no explanation from him by the way his bitemoji on Snapchat did not move for months I really thought he was dead the site had comments from his mom he

Committed hard as the bitmoji was still I cried on the floor of my college dorm guess we’re never going on that date I have a giant hunch that that was for a greater reason and it wasn’t for the date it was definitely for yeah the great there was a bigger issue but

That’s the most girlhood [ __ ] like if I if a guy fakes his death I’m I’m making it about me every single time 100% obviously it was all about that singular one date absolutely I just feel like there had to have been so many things he could done could have done before that

That’s some Tinder swindler [ __ ] right there to fake your own death for dating app scare me cuz it’s like you don’t know these people stranger danger is real and because we’re on the internet I feel like we don’t fathom that I was talking about this yesterday like we

Keep getting massages from the soothe app and it’s this app I’ve been wanting to use it but I’m scared I’m going to get like it’s great but I would I would start with a couple’s massage even a friend because then there’s two and like no one’s going to but I really I was

Just thinking to myself I was like all the time I have a stranger come over to my house I get naked I lay down on a table and I trust them not to just cut me up cut you up yeah that’s the first thing your mind goes to like a shuder

Well it’s not my the first thing my mind goes to is the deep tissue I’m about to get but like it’s like dude we trust these people no I know I’ve been actually wondering about that app because of the internet like we trust people to bring us our food we get in

Strangers cars for rides like dating ups are scary get into strangers cars every day that’s an Uber yeah and it’s just like you don’t you don’t think anything of it because of today’s day and age I had a hinge date damn near tried to kill me like just creepy stalker I’ll never

[ __ ] get over it it was so weird and it just like and it’s like even when you date these people from hinge like you don’t know them at all they could have literally I’ll never going to date with someone unless I like know them through someone I sometimes that’s even bad like

I don’t know I feel like the internet’s so scary but it’s also so amazing cuz you can find out anything you weren’t researching hard enough in my opinion because I would have found out immediately that that man was not dead oh this oh you’re still on that story

Yeah yeah aren’t supposed to be yeah we got to give some damn advice honestly I there is no advice for that that’s how I personally found out that my ex’s family was still alive I found their Facebook and I literally went through every single post to find salurn [ __ ] oh yeah

It was yeah fully that’s what happened um that is some saltburn [ __ ] I went on his mom’s Facebook and I literally went to every single one of her friends to see every single post that they had posted between now and 2019 when she or 20 when she was supposed to have died

God and saw if she had liked any of the posts so in my opinion when I think of Brooke and think of people who like do that who like you like go deep into people’s lives like especially if I like a guy and if I like go deep into his

Like who he follows and stuff like that ignorance is bliss in that situation I can’t do that to myself or else I will drive myself crazy to the point where I won’t I won’t return to the Internet so I can’t do that I mean I in this

Situation had to know the answer to know CU you were dating the guy but just in general did used to be the girl who would like you know I’m I’m on a second date with a guy in my head I like want to ask about his aunt’s birthday party

Today because I was stalking and I think it’s so yeah I do get myself in some TR do you ever like like bring up something you’re not supposed to know about yeah you’re like how’s your trip to Costa Rica and he’s like I’ve never told you about Costa Rica it was in 2009

Yeah it is so true I’ve tried to stop doing that wait I have a question MH um this is kind of off topic is that fine yeah yeah that girl that you’re talking about on your Tik Tok that you like go and like she’s from your college and she

Has no idea who you are probably or like uhhuh and you like look into her cuz you’re like oh would she wear that M I have someone like that too do you see I feel like it’s like a universal I got a lot of comments that like validated my

Experience did you see what she’s talking about I talked about how like because I’m shopping for tour outfits right now we have to have like 40 outfits when we leave dude that’s crazy so I was like thinking about it when I’m shopping cuz every single time her name

Is Amber the girl who I’m talking about and she like we don’t I don’t even know her that well but like I just loved her in college and I like loved how she dressed so every time I buy anything I’m like would Amber wear this and if she

Wouldn’t wear it you’re not going to get it I won’t buy it and she’s probably really creeped out by it but I can’t help it to be honest I I go through phases where I do that with strange people right now all of the people I do

That with have like a a style kind of like yours like I’ve been in that era well you know you could just text me and say would you wear this and I’ll tell you that’s so true start doing it cuz I I also like you can call me and be like

Can you shop for me and I’ll do it I got TD tested the other day you guys where did you get tested at same day Health in West Hollywood cuz it’s like super easy people areen showing up there trying to meet you no I’m like I honestly go a lot

I go a lot just like for peace of mind and I’m literally like I’m not even sleeping with like literally anyone but I went and got tested and um I go there all the time I go like once every couple months and go meet Brook there and usually usually it takes it’s called

Same day health so it takes like between like 24 and like 48 hours to get your results back and I name I didn’t get yeah I know right on the nose I didn’t get my results back for like 2 weeks oh you’re freaking out so I’m freaking the

[ __ ] out two week h i call and I’m like hello cuz I was I was having some worries because I was worried about someone who I had slept with you know moving around I called them and they’re like um like it’s the girl the front and

She’s like uh I’m going to need you to talk to the doctor I go you’re [ __ ] lying I’m freaking out and she I go why can’t you just tell me I live I always get my results over email like there’s I it’s I always go here and she’s like no

We don’t give out results over email like you have to have a zoom with the doctor she goes you have to make an appointment for a zoom with the doctor I’m freaking out she goes okay she’s available in an hour so I sit there sit on my couch for literal hour I text

Pretty much everyone I know that I have chlamydia and goria and probably I’m going to die and oh God that’s awful I get on and she’s like oh I’m sorry I didn’t have your chart filled out all the way I’m like [ __ ] I thought I had

Chyia the [ __ ] at the front desk could have told you I know well she couldn’t have she actually couldn’t have but like why I don’t know some kind of like Hippa something but Hippa something real but I’m like what first of all don’t let me take

The test if you don’t have my chart filled out it’s not my fault so did you have chyia I did not have chyia did you have anything else nothing good clean as a whistle if you were a YouTuber you’ve had it once have you had it no God

Willing dude I that’s kind of crazy that’s a really strong theory for you to be the only one who doesn’t apply no but this you’re right you’re but you’re going to get it and you know what there’s no shame in it that’s why T that’s you get tested

And it happens and it’s normal and it’s like a common cold and the shame is in not testing I agree I don’t think there’s shame in having an STD there’s shame in not getting tested and not treating it yeah and having unprotected sex while you know you have it 100%

Which happening often it is like a and flu cold and flu for your it feel like yeah it feels like a cold and flu your when someone’s like oh I got Chia it’s I’m not thinking like oh my God they got like like I’m not looking down on them

For having Chia or anything even I even things that don’t go away like herpes most people have herpes did you know that yeah like one in three people is going to have their or well one in three people has herpes literally and by the time we’re 30 I’m pretty sure like

Everyone has herpes yeah I’ve noticed that in the last like five years even the way people I feel like used to talk about Herpes like 5 years ago versus now it’s so much more like normalized which is honestly CU people are still really scared of it the more you know about it

The less scary it is like I just I know a lot about it cuz of school but like she’s like I’m educated actually well no it’s like really like I just feel like it’s not that serious it’s not that of a deal but I I’m also scared of it so it’s

Like what am I talking about yeah it’s okay to be scared but no reason to shame people I had a little condom era at the end of last year and I was really proud myself condom era what do you mean you don’t use condoms I was using that an

Era no I know so because you don’t use condoms you call it a condom era well don’t use as just a huge you know I’ve gone in and out it’s like a toxic relationship okay you know you want to hear something funny do you know my

Ihart tumy Merch this is a new me plugging it you should plug it slay ihart tumy merch um I made myself little condoms that say ihart tumy on it I’m not going to sell them obviously because it’s like I think you absolutely should but or at least hand them out to to

Friends and family I do hand them out to my friends but it’s like I made them like custom I have a I heart teram condoms I did that at tanacon that was in the gift bags tan tanac condoms we should release T condoms is everything that’s that was canceled condoms would

Be amazing though like like canel PRN I think it’s good because it’s like you’re promoting safe sex so it’s like there’s nothing wrong with it right yeah I also I was concerned I’m like do I do that like do I I had kind of a newfound love

For them like it kind of makes the guy laugh longer they’re way thinner now they’ve gotten like really in theyve got good in the last few years yeah not kidding like shit’s kind of lit it’s just a little weird after when it’s like a goldfish in a bag you remember the

Drake story oh my God wait hello we have to talk about Drake we did you see it did you see the video who hasn’t it’s like those things outside of the car dealerships like so heavy do you think it’s him oh for sure it’s him and I want to believe it’s

Him like someone could tell me right now it’s not him and I’m going to still want to believe like can I just say I feel like it’s like I can’t believe it’s not been leaked sooner cuz such a big I would have leaked that immediately not

Kidding I like first of all I thought it was Tiny because of the way he kicks his little feet when he runs to be honest that gave me like it small but he’s well good for him do you think I just feel bad cuz do you think he’s like upset

That it got leaked like I don’t want about someone’s wiener if they don’t want me talking about it no didn’t he say like you’re welcome or something he said like I wasn’t hiding my meat from the world he said long dick in a song was that fake or was that real I

Actually don’t know I just like to believe things and make things up that’s one thing about me is I will I will believe whatever is get on my mom for like believing things on the internet I’m like Mom that’s a Tik Tok like teu is not real like don’t get anything from

Tik Tok shop she’s conspiracy [ __ ] from Tik Tok shop I don’t get it and I started crying about it the other night I made a Tik Tok about it I start crying I’m like I was drunk I was like what’s Tik Tok shop I don’t know every single thing for the

Most part that I’ve bought from Tik Tok shop has showed up and it’s like giving complete scam I have a 100% success rate honest to God every single thing I’ve you bought Ramen well and I saw that Brook I saw that and one of my biggest

Fears in the world is food poisoning cuz I almost died from it one time oh no what two times I almost died from food poison one time I almost died the other time I was being dramatic I almost uh well my mom said I was like black and

Blue cuz I lost so much liquid I was literally pooping and [ __ ] and throwing up it is more serious than people and it was from Sushi and I don’t give a [ __ ] it was from the Yamato and Nino don’t go there don’t go there and I

Is this is that a small small business we have to make sure no yam’s a chain okay Good’s a chain y’s a chain more than two locations they can get this and they it [ __ ] me up so badly to the point where now I don’t go anywhere

That’s like under an a rating it’s really bad cuz I don’t want to seem bougie or seem like stuck up but I’m literally I’m azed yeah I believe that Sushi I only eat like certain Sushi I only eat like where I know it’s okay right I ask when they get their fish

Like I’m crazy and it’s gotten to the point where this is so bad and I feel like this might be like a problem I should talk to my therapist about I’m not even kidding I make someone else have a bite of my food every time I eat

It because I’m like okay I used to think everyone was being traumatic when they got food poisoning but the first time I got it I was like the worst thing ever help there’s something so dehumanizing about something coming out of all of your holes I [ __ ] my bathrobe I [ __ ] my

Wall I you sh yeah and I said it in my comy show I didn’t stand up that happened to our friend you didn’t stand up I went on a tour oh my God you did oh my god oh was helping you right I love him I thought

About him today actually really cuz I needed help writing something and like he’s the best to bounce ideas off really fun to work with um yeah I got food poisoning a week before my show and I scrapped everything that I was talking about and I said I [ __ ] my wall because

Here’s what happened I was like bending over to throw up in like my trash can and as I was bending over uh-huh and I you like a Fire H and it was like a Picasso painting it was like that was me on my bathro was it like a white wall

Too no but I have like a handheld bedet it’s not like a toilet bedet it’s like a handheld one so I just hosed it off [ __ ] this is this is what I’m thinking about is like my crush could see this and be like wow Tara yumy [ __ ] her wall dude I

I’ve always but I did and I said and I said it and I I did I think [ __ ] is kind of like like it’s like sneezing I talk about it way too freely farting all of it and then I regret it on the inter I posted it on my story today I don’t

Know if you saw but it was like an anti-diarrhea pill and Orbit gum and I’m like my day is ready girl dinner see I think there’s something so powerful about the fact that we’ve embarrassed ourselves to a point where nobody else could do it for us really that’s true

That’s so good like what is anybody ever going to come out with that’s like I’m more embarass humiliated by I yeah I [ __ ] at but I do have a question about the ramen oh so cuz what I will answer every single question first of all I’ve

Eaten a Packa di since I started can you make me one I would love nothing more I’m not kidding I call my friends every day I’m like please come over I have to make it for somebody else it’s it’s spicy no no meat I only use half the

Packet of the spice cuz I’m like kind of a baby you have heavy cream and cheese and that you don’t buy on Tik Tok shop so like wait can you please I’m I’m hungry now it on so good wish you had it good I’m not kidding I had to sweep all

Of Los Angeles because it wasn’t coming quickly enough on sweep I had to take I had to go buy it out everywhere I love how serious you are with everything you do I really admire that about like I have to sweep Los Angeles to get a pack

Of RAM I did and I I made a Tik Tok about this and everyone says it’s autism which is fine but I am so obsessed with was it Trisha with Jake my ex-boyfriend’s autistic really oh yeah I think I think that’s what it was or someone commented and was like being

This hyperfixated on a food is like kind of an autistic Dr just saying but I couldn’t I can’t help myself I tried bulak noodles you eat the carb flavor I know I tried the spicy flavor you’re very passionate and I almost sh they’re not all the same I love your nails I’ve

Been staring at them this whole time your nails are they so cute thank you I literally it was they’re really thick you it was probably wrong whatever that happened with you was probably wrong if you didn’t like it it was wrong yeah I don’t want to like [ __ ] on no pun what

You’re passionate about if you think about it cuz the I mean the cream and the cheese you buy yourself and I’m not judging you I don’t think it’s unsafe but because I’m so [ __ ] up in the head over food poisoning That’s all I’d be thinking about even though it’s

Dehydrated I’m sure it’s fine actually yeah I don’t yeah I think the bulldock noodles you’re safe but stay away from Menino sushi for sure that is someone told me someone’s like don’t eat it straight out of the pot cuz it’s like there’s chemicals I’m like I’m literally eating bulag Roman it’s probably don’t

Microwave foil I don’t give a [ __ ] if I catch that c first of all microwaving foil sets your house on fire Tana that’s you know what’s fun immediately combustible is I one time when I was a kid I did and I got beat to Smither for

This [ __ ] my microwaved foil and it lit on fire but I still do it what one time I’m so sorry I don’t mean to cut your story no I’m ready I first of all one time I put two times actually I put craft macaroni and cheese or Easy Mac in

The OR microwave with no water okay huge mess one time I put a Hot Pocket in the microwave for a minute a minute and 40 seconds I went upstairs and having a little chat I had put it in for 14 minutes I came downstairs it was petrified it was a petrified hockey puck

I have a photo of it I’m going to send it to you to insert it broke the whole plate in half and it was literally just a big black BX until I was like I could not grasp microwave times like I would microwave a slice of pizza for

Like 6 minutes and then it would be black that’s really funny I didn’t learn like I don’t I just didn’t learn have you ever put an egg in the microwave no but I heard it’s explosive it explodes my dad used to not take me to school CU

He had work and my mom would take me every morning and one morning when I was like seven years old my dad God forbid he had to make me breakfast he had to make me breakfast and he put an egg in the microwave and it exploded and we

Just sat there and we’re like Mom’s going to kill us like how did he he was a grown man in his 30s when I was like years old not know to not put an egg in the microwave I swear to God I’m going to prank someone I’m going to ask

Someone to microwave me an egg and it’s going to be yeah like the orange peel the like will you microwave this egg don’t you think in theory it should work it no well yeah hard-boiled egg no you can air fry eggs you can air fry bacon

Too I didn’t even know bacon you can air fry bacon but you can microwave bacon yes you can microwave bacon you put it in like a little towel like a little we get paid for this we do like are you ever podcasting and you’re just like

What the [ __ ] am I actually saying right now yeah it just as you go on for hours basically I’ve come to the conclusion since I all I do is talk on YouTube too is like we get paid yeah I know and then professional people be like you don’t

Understand how hard we work I’m like do dude I just want to come out here right now and say I am so [ __ ] sick of opening my Tik Tok app and seeing a [ __ ] [ __ ] with a blowout and lip filler talk about about how hard it is

To be an influencer I just sorry keep going no it makes me Furious it’s like yes there’s but everything is relative yes there’s hard parts of your job but you are making so much [ __ ] money use that money to work out whatever the [ __ ] is hard like how the [ __ ] go get therapy

I like when they post the list and they’re like so much to do today and you zoom in and it’s like blow out go to Pilates you’re like I think I always and I might get [ __ ] roasted for this I think there’s a difference between influencer and like a YouTuber or

Someone who has a podcast I think there’s a big difference in that oh I agree completely when it’s just I think harder any easier but like an influencer I hate being called an influencer because I’m like what the [ __ ] am I influencing all I do is like I try to

Make people laugh that’s my that’s my job and there’s definitely levels to this [ __ ] yeah and I’m not saying that like being an influencer is like hard it’s not yeah being a YouTuber is not hard either has its problems like uh do I want to get hate every day no but I

Put it on the internet and again it’s relative the money and the Joy from all the the good sides of it it’s relative and there’s so many ways to protect yourself yeah but I think there’s a difference between an influencer and a like a YouTuber or like a I don’t know

Is it just me there’s like girls who are like her whole job is just like being like dressing up or like and like when came online and she was like you don’t know how hard it is being an influencer I’m like I don’t care if you filmed 70

Makeup tutorials that day and edited them all and it was hard work that’s not harder than being a surgeon yeah at all who’s making so much less than you and contributing far more to society I’m just I get think thinking it’s hard if you want to think

It’s hard but shut the [ __ ] up about it we have to all learn yeah at least be in touch enough to know that go tell your friend and it’s also I complain I complain about things to my friends yeah I’m not going to sit there on like hard

It’s not hard it has its hard spots and it comes so down to the same thing of like you’re being cyber beli close your computer I’m I I’m sorry like it’s hard being an influencer blck your phone go for a walk I feel like if you’re saying

That then like close your phone sorry you know I just there’s levels of cyber bullying and everything I will say I take it to heart like crazy I’m like oh my God I hate this no it’s hard but I mean like if Tana is saying like just

Close your computer then like I think you’ve been bullied pretty hard that’s true but I know I’m like a tougher cookie than a lot of people and I I can like understand that maybe I was like you know more cut out for the mental I

Think I’m cut out for it too to a certain degree I’m sensitive like you but I’m I think I can do it well I’m learning I’m I’m unlearning but I’m I’ve always been like so dependent on validation that like yeah me too I get that and if someone says something that

Like pulls heart string it hurts me but like if someone calls me like a Pik me I know I’m not a Pik me so it doesn’t bug me that’s my favorite thing I’ve been seing T’s a Pik me I’m like okay dude I know I’m not so it’s fine I don’t care

Called it Pik me is just not the end of the [ __ ] world at all for sure P like people do surgery P me talk is out surgery in well I mean we gave some advice T yummy I’m so [ __ ] proud of you and everything that you’re doing and the

Girlies really wanted you on so I’m you and you know what’s you know what’s fun I wasn’t trying to be funny on on this podcast I was just listening and enjoying your guys’ talk I feel usually I’m like so on and I’m trying to like make crack jokes and like today wasn’t

About that I’m so tired the people also just the sorry if I’m not entertaining you were so entertaining and I think people enjoy feeling like they are just on this couch with us talking so much more than an interview or someone trying super hard and you gave that energy and

We [ __ ] love you and I think sugar loves you too because I let out by the way I’ve been itching my butt on camera and I just realized I’m like I get so bad I’ll be ping I’ll be picking a veggie on the I be picking my nose on camera and I’m like

My crush sees the you know I just want to crush we should normalize picking noses it’s normal got to get it out you know what I mean I mean I would ask you about your crush I know you’re not going to delve anything on camera but I’m you

Can try let’s see go ahead um well I was going to first and last name have you gotten any tattoos recently we love you tar yummy