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Every NFL Fan’s Reaction to Free Agency



NFL Freer Agency began with a bang on Monday with numerous trades, cuts and a whole bunch of players going to rival teams.

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Does anyone want Justin Fields anybody I mean come on man somebody traded for Desmond Ritter welcome home saquan hey Giants fans how you doing tampering tampering saquan Barkley did tampering lock them up or even worse have him play with Daniel Jones again yeah we got a linebacker and a pass

Rusher but we also got Aaron Jones and that makes Packers fans upset and that is what fuels me pretty solid free agency we got some o line help and apparently Aaron Rogers wants to run for vice president totally normal we lost David bakari and Aaron Jones but we signed

Josh Jacobs and Xavier mckin but the best news is I do not have to care about Aaron roders right Now yeah we missed out on Ridley but at least the Titans overpaid for him and plus we got Armstead now if we can get Brandon that would almost make up for the fact that mat Jones is on this team at least we got Calvin Ridley but Derk Henry went

To the Ravens and all the light in my life has gone out the King has arrived in Baltimore and we are never talking about Patrick Queen again we got Russell Wilson basically for free and we got Patrick Queen to piss off Ravens fans this is the best free agency ever we got

Wilkins and mchu you know what that means right even if we’re not amazing we’re going to still beat the bronos goes I have not experienced happiness in years how’s our free agency going well we lost some of our favorite defensive players Mitch Morris and also Jordan puyer signed with the dolphins

So not well yeah we lost Wilkins in a few other guys but we got Fuller and puyer so that’s something also I got to delete a lot of tweets about puyer I said some nasty things over the years please save us Kirk Cousins all the Kohl’s cash will be

Yours wait de contract is in real cash well at least we’re keeping Mac and Bosa but so long Mike Williams just please don’t go to the Chiefs oh come on guys who doesn’t want to give us a wide receiver what are we going to do win another Super Bowl yes

Remember when we could have had two first round picks for Brian Burns I remember the end of an era I’ll always remember your earlier years Michael Thomas also if anybody says the cap isn’t real then why are we signing Nathan Peterman goodbye ma Jones hello whoever the hell

We’re drafting yeah we haven’t done much in free agency and the front office basically told us we weren’t doing much but I’m still upset I just want a big oh there’s DJ reader never mind I’m happy we lost Armstead but at least we resigned Kyle use Che we have a good

Fullback and we get some awesome jackets too you know what let’s end this T Higgins thing right now you give us Justin Jefferson and we’ll call it even so are we going to sign a linebacker s and all these free agents sure is fun I just want to know who the

Heck’s going to play left tackle hey we got Jerry Judy for cheap and for some reason jamus Winston I’m just so excited for the draft we actually have a first rounder this year I just want Marvin Harrison Jr so let me get this straight we got Baker Mayfield and Mike Evans

Back and the Falcons got Kirk Cousins yeah we’re winning this division again denil Hunter Joe Mixon one-ear deals everywhere oh we are so back we’re just resigning everybody it’s not much but it’s honest work what happened to going all in Jerry signing one person is not all in

31 Comments

  1. Still in my denial stage of grief over Aaron Donald.

    He’s just pretending to retire so we will draft an edge rusher or DL with our first pick. Guy’s a tactical mastermind.

  2. As a Bills fan I don't feel that way lol. we cut the old part of our engine off and signed Curtis Samuel as well as resigned some younger solid dudes. We have Josh Allen and will get our defense back healthy ( Milano and Bernard) Plus i think we move down and draft a Wide out. So im really looking forward to next season

  3. As a Panthers fan, I ain't mad about Burns. Would have been better to get two firsts, but we got DE almost identical to him to pennies compared to what Burns wanted. Now Luvu leaving, that one hurt!

  4. Love how every AFC East team is talking about imrpovement and then there’s the jets just confused on whatever weekly choice Rogers is making

  5. Steelers sign Wilson and Fields. SO…. we still need a franchise QB? Are we drafting one or just keep grabbing old guys or failed first round talent?

    FYI Pittsburgh – In the past 20 years only 4 qbs have won the Superbowl on teams they weren't drafted by. Good luck!

  6. The Lions one was pretty spot on but I was also really hyped about the Davis pickup as well. We killed it in FA so far with still a good chunk of cap space available unless we save it for next year for ending contracts.

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