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I’m here with my friend jinxie what do we got here uh nine holes look at him cutting it short look at him just want to do half of it already part-time guy you want to hit first or what sure I loved it first hit the day that [ __ ] up

Sketch oh so it’s on me that’s hilarious that’s hilarious hey jinxie look that’s the sun they gave me only a couple tools here wait what the why was that good the F I’m not just some [ __ ] nerd that sits around and plays video games sorry for

Cussing right down the PIP bar oh no Chie punish fin his jumping in the water how did you just do that I told you my shoulder I dislocated my shoulder on Monday I popped it back in like a man no MRI only an x-ray x-ray said nothing or

Was a shitty doctor I don’t know was in a trailer half that’s a strike oh my God that’s a strip mom three-wood driver three-wood driver I was not hated to driver here look at jinxie riding up there with his little friend yo small guy small hands I’m

Surprised he hit the ball again you watching it wait holy [ __ ] are you on the where you at there dude did you miss the stripe I saw I watched it but no yeah we missed that behind me on the shots that strip we missed that we’ll be able to find

That just like you’re Drive drop yours that was a stripe o no I like to come in from the left side back door who gets a why you talking [ __ ] you want to start talking [ __ ] now okay no it’s going to be turning lot [ __ ] the friendly stuff if I

Find my ball you were lying to me did I lose two balls how many balls we buy jinie if we need 12 we have to turn around who found your ball mundane Mike did mondane Mike did my brother did my brother my guy you might want to watch out here

[ __ ] oh back bounce it’s okay I love sand I just Barrel that down the Fairway you dropped that one after you couldn’t find your other one no dude we drove past it and drove back so you’re hitting for four I’m hitting for three you’re hitting for four nope we both dropped

[ __ ] dumbass and then you dropped again no I didn’t drop again you’re hitting you’re hitting five I’m hitting four don’t [ __ ] me out of this Vick maybe drop on that [ __ ] over the green [ __ ] me in the [ __ ] man how’s that over the green Miha

Time to go all right five five time to go time to roll exit out of the sand I’ve been in bad places I’ve ventured into different biomes thank you thank you but thank you mundane Mike we have mondane Mike in the building look at him he’s already

Choosing sides he’s gone against his own blood I’m just kidding it’s going to be the thinnest Chip Shot ever oh my God why are you like decent why am I decent I don’t know my mom raised me to have love and kindness I’m a bad guy I’m just kidding not really evil

Guy you got to put this on the green here let’s go over here let’s see what this guy’s doing we got to get in his head we’re already in his head hammer no that’s no no way no way okay well if I make this you better put

Your you better make it Butter’s length here you’re farther out you’re farther out you’re going first leaves it short it’s okay if I if I make this some might call that delusion I don’t give a [ __ ] it’s the first round so we’re on top of Strokes here we’re

Playing match play you’re not going to hold this over my head here you know you you make this as longest hole possible I’m starting to sweat here I wasn’t planning on that thank you brother hole number one is mine can’t grab the shaft like that can’t grab the shaft like that that’s a

Stroke hole number one is mine no we’re playing real rules here your your [ __ ] touches the sand that’s a stroke you can’t grab it at the base there we’re not playing hockey we’re not playing hockey you [ __ ] suck sketch all I’m saying is loser is jumping in a lake so lock the [ __ ]

In that hit the wrong part is that a b wait what the [ __ ] was that there I think I just broke my driver I love that what just happened I love that for you I just broke my [ __ ] driver that’s perfect that’s actually perfect there

No that’s a stroke I don’t care no no you’re talking in my [ __ ] back swing there you made [ __ ] contact no you talking in my back swing that should be a stroke and he just nukes the second one for no [ __ ] reason where’ it go did

You see where it went I don’t know did anyone see where it went no you got to tell me I cannot see brother what do you think you can’t see [ __ ] now I can’t see sweat all over my glasses seriously chat says far right chat saids far right so

You can’t see [ __ ] far right they saw that you get to see far right’s not bad Though I didn’t see hting for two sketch yeah you’re [ __ ] bro there’s literally no red around that that’s not a hazard that’s not a hazard I know the game here this is not my first road yet hit the ball bro how Deep’s the water your shoes are

[ __ ] all purpose the second shot I guess we’ll roll with [Applause] that hit the ball you he’s got mud all over his [ __ ] legs I need to use a different club dude this is not going to be good for me so keep going oh my God it’s a headphones God

Damn it sorry for cussing family friendly let’s get the [ __ ] out of here let’s go play basketball doing all this nerd [ __ ] playing Rainbow Six Siege and all that other [ __ ] [ __ ] sor for cussing you know you hang out with Nerds you turn into a nerd you’re hang out

With athletes you turn into an athlete you play down to the level of your competition and this guy sucks where’d he go thank you brother [ __ ] just too short there just too short there it’s okay got she shut the [ __ ] up bokes right not bad for 5’9

5’8 look at him lovely shoes there I’m like a cat I got nine lives not too much power clip that again Montage Montage Murphy and Murphy right over the green that’s on the green that’s on the green I’m seeing the ball there I hit a pitching wedge

You gave me a bunch of nerd n not nerd three and N I’m very glad these things are noise cancelling I can only hear a fraction of what jinxy saying I’m just kidding I’m in his head sketch every time before you putt this is what you do once you get your testicles involved

It’s over let’s get in the pen I’ll suck a dick all right that’s such good speed though can we appreciate my golf skill please all right you can still make 10 or 11 I submit uh it’s rolling all the way down you you you shoot yours you don’t

Make the par we tie this hole that is that is how it works you got to make a par for it to for it to count as a win no break slightly left slightly Left par take your [ __ ] par par [ __ ] par cut cut cut cut damn it oh my God oh my God oh we’re dancing thank you brother thank you brother you hear that I got a fan over there like what that’s so get jinxy make sure you got like optical

Zoom on it 20 yards over dude I don’t know where my ball is oh yeah here we go we’re having turbulence for jie that’s so tore it’s silly come on where’s it at skch I’m going to be honest bro we’re hitting for the same if

We do match play it might be 90 no that’s not how it’s going to go here it’s going to go 90 home course you know you got your family out here pressing me pressing me wait we’re both going for par yeah going for par I’ll be going hard Love that there should have wased that ball there I feel fine all that’s for par sketch if sketch gets a par I’m quitting golf what the [ __ ] boogey B that does not count are you [ __ ] me that’s not even mine I chipped it over here are you [ __ ] me

I don’t give a flying [ __ ] to win the hole a pull pin please skatch pull pin here you go fruit cake 3 Z that’s not fair there come on that’s [ __ ] there SC you want to pick the lake now I mean dude I’m not picking any leges here everyone saw that

Divot there got me by an asri there’s an asri on this wi already oh my God bad to the right out of bounds out of bounds you are correct he’s got a corked ball right are we out of bounds or now yes wait wait actually we’re out of bounds

We go drop next to each other read it no matter what oh my God you went a good r no good R air tag air tag no clue where my balls at dude it’s 3 to zero bro it’s not 3 to zero yet Won Won

It’s two to one you bro I’ve won every [ __ ] hole dude not the first one o yo that was a strike that may have landed on the green that was beautiful thank you sir okay thank you sir Catching Fire Catching Fire catness everything didn’t call me I volunteer tell bre tell Brey I

Volunteer holy [ __ ] that’s not terrible oh my God it hit the if you had the pin in that would have been dumb you took it out there seven that’s to tie pressure’s on sketch 7 seven 4 let’s go play soccer sketch you getting in there you want be in there get in here

Sketch there you go all right just so you know you’re have part Tim I love that I love that Dr down the pipe far left down the pipe right check on it the Tracer Tracer lost it think it went out of bounds I’ll take this don’t worry okay oh my God that’s a

Strike you said you shot a 84 before there’s no way no he’s going to we’re not going to bring that up here that’s personal record here you like that you like that there that was pretty nice I’m like 21y old jinxy lots of nuts in my room I’m just

Kidding that was the best shot I’ve ever seen turn on the Jets here turn on the Jets here you getting nervous it’s you brother uhoh you going to you’re going to lose it on the turn here dud he’s going to lose endurance Sun’s getting to

Him I know it’s a it’s a foreign element sunlight you know you wouldn’t believe it but that’s a it’s a big thing in the universe what is that I got a two-bedroom it’s in Jie’s head you know it’s got some bad neighbors up there some bad thoughts

It’s okay 1 2 3 that’s enough for me you have water in your bag oh this dropped a [ __ ] Abraham linol Penny down there 4 to1 what’s your halftime report technically I feel great technically do you have a caterpillar on your stomach sketch feels like it uh-oh that’s a bad

Sign there so sketch it’s 4 to1 right now what do you think the final score prediction is 5 to four yeah the only way you could win is if you win the next four holes doesn’t sound like a hard feet there you’re cooling down here you’re cooling down here I can see

Tightening up a little too many video games it’s okay he’s not used to seeing the sun my brother in my slime like look at we’re running up a bag here I’m about to I can’t wait to go double or nothing on I can’t get back in

The van it’s hot as [ __ ] right now really I told you I know the elements were going to be hard on you well yeah you know you don’t have a lot of it’s a lot it’s just bones really [ __ ] titos and the monster didn’t help much he’s

Attached by tendons and cartilage me I’m attached by muscle built by muscle that’s the main difference here sit it’s on we’re putting we’re putting if he Texas wedges it that’s a big mistake there that’s a huge mistake big mistake here shut shut the [ __ ]

Up now how did that happen guys if I win this whole goes down again just refresh I’m going to try to get it back up within double or nothing then I don’t give a [ __ ] sorry for cussing that just keeps crashing watch this you ready you

Want to see how I stroke this fire okay pause okay that’s for four brakes left 62° left God I wish I had a drone out here holy [ __ ] wow better Lu next time nerd did not break left at all better Lu next time little guy four four come on oh I feel

It both going for bogey it’s uphill I think it’s uphill brother sketch breaking every rule of the golf at jinxie remains unfaced no good round no it’s not over yet double or nothing 5 to one I’ll jump in the pond but you got to do something worse five to [ __ ] one we’re

Restarting six best of two okay best of two best of three best of two on the last three holes but okay if we do that we got to up the ante here okay what’s thee you’re jumping in [ __ ] two leges you’re jumping in one two if I’m

Resetting this bet bro we need to up the [ __ ] if I win the next three the first BET’s wiped and then it’s down the last three but that doesn’t make sense it does make sense cuz we when playing get in serious here no that literally

Makes no sense why would I I’m taking on all the risk for no reason show me something show me that you believe in yourself okay why don’t we do stroke play on these last three holes I like that yeah cuz stroke play I technically won stroke play if I win you have to

Jump in two legs if you win you get out of jail free you got you got to jump in [ __ ] cuz this is double or nothing deal okay St in play little [ __ ] hard right love that love that go rolled over that Hill that’s awesome water water water splash zoom in

On that zoom in on [Laughter] that dude holy [ __ ] this guy’s back sweat is [ __ ] crazy I poured water on myself that’s not as sweat jumping in uh yeah Sketch which Pond do you want to jump in dude you’re out of bounds you got to drop up there this round’s not

Over dude come play my course come play my course I’m tired of you chirping me all you do is Yap all you do is Yap about to run him over I’m just kidding if that happens that’s an accident I personally felt like I smoked that

Thing what was that 300 Y at least in the air 300 yard guards on carry there’s you know there’s something to work with here he’s not too close we’re good hidden approach shot put it right on the top there this is really generous got by the

Red so generous what a nice guy thank you for allowing me to drop nothing funny on here how many did you give me this is the last one your this is your last one actually you’ve been playing with me too this shit’s been going downhill how far

Are we here no Rangefinder love that all right this is your third shot sketch could still potentially come back wait that was actually a good shot oh my God just like on the green for no reason is beautiful dancing okay sorry sorry I just decided to start trying all right where’s my bow

At $5,000 who wins this hole you know we got two Predators out here we have alligators and we have guys like jinxy I’m just kidding not a predator I’m a I’m an alien I don’t know that’s probably the worst thing I could have said there it’s not on me there you got to

Check the road when you’re Crossing sit bunker see God damn it now you’re hitting for the same cuz you dropped it’s okay you’ll be five by the time you’re up there this gu [ __ ] you want to see where I hit that ball look at that W what a stripe there whoa

Damn what are you what you we hitting for the same now yep that happened fast didn’t it oh it’s okay that happened really fast really happened fast for you too all five oh [ __ ] that’s Club bling that’s a gentleman right there I I wouldn’t rush it sketch cuz if you missed that you’re

[ __ ] put that in I would take your time little meat on that bat screenshot that that’s that’s technically legal there’s a little meat on that bone damn it up and down to tie Get off my court no yes sir that’s a long putt there too that’s a long putt there too what’s the punishment no sign the sign the contract before you go down losing to this 67 two holes left relax it’s all right it looks tougher on TV huh looks easier

On TV look at this God rookie here rookie here bad aim Liam I’m winning the round dude you still part timer thank you brother bad aim and bad hygiene it’s jinx’s that’s jinx’s um rad and butter whoa oh my God stay bunker bunker that I think that went in the

Water no there was no splash right I don’t know I couldn’t see it from here you might be [ __ ] buddy I think I am [ __ ] well hold on it’s okay no I think you’re good you’re not [ __ ] yet now this this would definitely be the inser

Of the [ __ ] here if I put this on the Green Way right way right set set by the yellow te box I’ll take it you get that one you have a drone out here to tra to trace it or whatever took the lead there took the lead there

Asserting dominance in every spot we can play it as it lies all am don’t worry you little guy don’t worry little guy God damn it sorry for cussing he just got to hit it over the desert don’t don’t over hit it or under hit it here

Leave it short you’re in the sand over you’re in the water have you shut the [ __ ] up since I’ve tried to swing all day today look at you now look back at me great I’m on the other hole oh you’re in the water buddy that’s a serious winner if I in

This we’ll be tied get the [ __ ] out of I it’s like the hardest wed shot ever dude it’s okay everything’s hard I know math class is hard for you too but you know it all depends on the player you know that you got the default operator right now you’re using pistol only

Okay Mor just knows how to golf now like what the [ __ ] going on I told you you know I was playing a little dumb there in the beginning don’t [ __ ] it up I guess Morty is just Tiger Woods for no reason what the [ __ ] happened 2

Minutes ago locked in locked in that’s a that’s 20 lead to Le I took the series there he’s in the [ __ ] water come on Brother come on look at me I look like a golf model everyone saw that drop there set set all right you win you win the [ __ ]

It’s okay the Green’s hard that’s the hardest part you know it’s a lot like college it’s hard to get there and it’s even harder to stay there dude I’ve been winning all day bro you win one [ __ ] hole that’s what you do I won a round

There we’re ping best of two best of three and I just won two in a row it’s okay you got nine lives there little guy I like triple hit it there you go roll in holy [ __ ] look at jinxy he’s built like a lunch lady that this is really

Disastrous there you go nice oo oo that was a seven oo where’d to go brother four I’m up by four now sketch that was a seven what did I get there I got a four or five who knows I don’t know probably a four four – 8 that’s four

Strokes plus the last one if you piss down your leg you’re the one that blew the lead on already brother you’re the one that blew the lead here you’re jumping in a [ __ ] Lake if I win this whatever you say Reggie Reggie Miller here it’s okay you know don’t choke on

Your Feud I might have to give him the himlet and we’re on the street as he loves mouth to mouth Obie so OB it’s crazy I would love to drop you are so out of bounds I’d love to drop what is it four-point lead oh my God that’s cut it right down the

Middle oh sketch get ready to jump in a [ __ ] l wait nope I’m in play trust me nope it went right over the hill oh yeah right over the hill over the hill let’s go let’s go you’re on fire brother yeah you are OB jinxy is known for his

Touch oh my God out of bounds again you can’t make this up he’s out of bound pick the [ __ ] Lake sketch what lake do you want no this is M we we said match play it’s match play it’s two1 Str it’s four check the [ __ ] send me the

Clip on it’s four cuz you did seven I did four and I won no track before that play no it’s four it’s a fourpoint lead you’re up three points Four Points fourpoint lead chat’s screaming four that is four they are screaming it thank you Dad there you go chicken fingers you

Went into water no that’s a hazard there that’s a hazard there that’s beyond the pins literally sees the ball beyond the beyond the lens there please go over please please go over buer ooh a lot could go wrong there all right that’s for six I’m going for three

Up here love the range finder here what is this the 1940s come on brother playing with the [ __ ] [ __ ] bag here sorry for cussing but you know is it the man or his tools who knows oh look there it is there it is jinxie where you can’t see [ __ ] bro there’s

Nothing there oh my God it’s right here oh my God everybody stop it’s right there that’s in play that’s literally in play what’s up who know that’s literally in I love that though that’s a perfect shot yeah don’t touch that ball where’s the J is the jinxy on

There thank you cameraman I’m aware that I fell nice and wet there King lotion can you get your head checked bro great shove it in my ass don’t I Cry he’s on fire uh-oh stick to video games stick to video games that’s what I say really staying out here you got to have

Hair on your chest where’s the ball it’s behind you in the water mother [ __ ] I’m dropping I’m I’m dropping I’m dropping I just see I’m already trying to help you you’re the one struggling now I like [ __ ] my ass thanks Dad here you go what’s that

One is 68 now you see how I hit then he he CH he says 58 there he wants that small little Victory small little Victory I told him it’s a war not a battle and I came here to scrap We’re Playing Basketball too look at him no

Meat on his bones jinxy is a vampire I’m a vampire hunter just like your R six game falling off over time suck on my big white okay I’ll give you that one there there you go there’s your there’s your L M congratulations there better luck next time don’t those small hands can only

Hold a Xbox controller or a Re remote leave this [ __ ] to the grown men you started it I finished it brother it’s okay okay it’s really okay there you go moral victory for you so who jumps in the lake um no no so we did match play six

Holes it was 5 to one and then on the last three we did stroke play which you won so technically you beat me in fake golf I beat you in real golf way to point

20 Comments

  1. Why does he seem like a mix between morty and trump, the way he acts and sounds lmao. Cant stop laughing

  2. Thank god for sketch when we were in dark times with island boy, neon and jack Doherty clips everyday…. He has brought the light

  3. “i’m sorry for cussing, family friendly.” “lets get the fuck out of here” – sketch

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