Monday Morning Recap Jason Kelce Greatest Retirement Speech – Drinkin’ Bros Sports 293

Jason Kelce announced his retirement from the NFL with an all-time speech that described (in part) the size of Nick Foles’ wang, LeBron James passed 40,000 points and the record is way more impressive than people are giving it credit for, Caitlyn Clark broke the college scoring record but it’s not definite that her fame will continue in the WNBA, and Jake Paul wins another “boxing” match.

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Rip top five most beloved athlet in Philadelphia history would you would you say top five no come on yeah easily Dr J Dr J Steve Carlton Michael Michael J Mike Schmidt my grandfather hated I’m sorry the last the the Phillies only World Series went up until a couple I’m

Literally telling you how people react uh Chase Utley beloved yes um Al I Sunny beloved God what a [ __ ] City that they don’t respect Steve Carlton who is one of the one one of the greatest all time he’s old he’s too old doesn’t matter how old he is my grandfather hated Mike

Schmidt who do they like better Steve Carlton or tug mcra tug well tug was a [ __ ] dead be dad so that’s Philly that’s at least some points they loved him there uh Brian Dawkins Jam Harden obviously up there not James Harden fredex not Fred X who’s top five

It’s got to be Dr J Allen Iverson those two all Dr J didn’t play for the Sixers that long that’s all I think of though whenever I hear Dr J like Sixers that’s it he won a championship but he wasn’t like they weren’t in the NBA that long

Right Dr J was more but he won your only title I think right for the 76 M Malone won a title with Dr I would think Moses would be the bigger sixer but also wasn’t a sixer that long either yeah so it’s like guys that were like there the

Entire time until maybe the end of the career Trey Utley Brian Dawkins Nick Nick Foles everybody loves Nick fos yeah Nick FES is probably up there with Jason Kelce too just because uh obviously the Super Bowl will win but even before that with Chip Kelly 27-2 Bry Bryce Harper

Bryce Harper’s getting up there now I’ll give you Chase Utley uh Bryce could get there he’s I don’t think he’s there yet Smarty Jones Phil yeah the horse though I will give you and and then Rocky B obviously well Rocky is number one Rocky loses though

But he’s fictional well he wins he wins later on in life so yeah he loses but with a false sense of Pride which it’s Philadelphia in a nutshell right it really is uh excellent speech if you haven’t seen it by Jason Kelce very emotional as he was describing the penis

On Nick Foles calling him the uh not only the biggest dick in the locker room uh but that your coach had the biggest balls in the stadium by letting him call that play I was unaware that Nick FES actually asked the coach to run that play the coach you mean the one that’s

In Jacksonville correct yeah they fired him uh after win in the only Super Bowl in franchise history y like two years later Philadelphia has a bizarrely low amount of championships for having super old teams in every sport I think we have the most losses of any professional

Sports team with the Phillies yes that is accurate I mean but you know they play more games I’m not since 1800s yeah I’m not surprised that Nick fos has a giant penis though his familyes in the meat business they really are he’s [ __ ] meat slanging that meat every

Single day what meat company he’s an Austin guy too that’s that’s not in the meat business hey man they’re selling they’re giving they sell fake meat they’re giving hot meat to everybody that’s all that matters these days as long as you’re slanging hot meat to

Everybody uh but it was it was a funny speech classic Jason Kelce Travis was there in the front row um he was crying he was also wearing sunglasses indoors which uh starting to make me think he’s turned that corner um into a full-blown aess celebrity now so uh if you put your

Penis in Taylor Swift you’re an aess celebrity that’s actually how lame Joe aln is is that he put his penis in Taylor Swift for years and you couldn’t pick him out of a lineup have you seen the some there’s a me there’s a Mee floating around right now of uh Jason of

His previous two exes next to Taylor Swift yep and the meme says Jason or uh Travis Kelce is not a happy man and I think it’s obvious that he’s not his like them thick AES were thick dude I mean huge asses I was unaware that he

Was on that side well you could tell by the way dresses and shaves his [ __ ] Chen strap beard and the way he talks and and so as soon as I saw those broads I was like oh yeah that’s definitely who who he would be with isn’t it weird that

Two brothers who grew up identically have like that accent not not the tone of their voice or the Cadence but the accent is so far apart well well Travis changes his voice depending about like who he’s around no he does he does look that’s the difference between spending time on

The line and with the skill position players all right what are you implying Bob uh the most racist thing you can imagine what I’m implying totally true isn’t it God damn it yeah yeah he definitely does like a black scent he does yeah yeah uh any he does an aquaa

Any chance he comes back at all Travis Kelce yeah or Jason Jason no why would he he’s he’s gonna go directly into media whether it’s a podcast or a network well he’s got the big podcast is thanks to yeah Travis banging Taylor Swift that podcast is making even more

Money than it already was it was already popular and then B any network would kill to have him at this point yeah I mean like [ __ ] it why why have some guy snap your spine at this point if the Chiefs could sign you I mean that’s that he doesn’t he’s like

Mike Evans going back to the bucks right like what does he need also what more of6 million year sure does lives in Delo is Liv in the dream I don’t know if I would say those two things in a row no sure wouldn’t family doesn’t move dream dream

Is a catch all term that can include nightmare the same way like government can include come oh the type of government a type of dream is a nightmare it’s kind of like when you ask a waiter how he’s doing and he’s like another day in paradise yeah living the

Dream is what military people say yeah and whenever somebody says that it is always a lie always a lie every single time we Dan and I have a friend uh who might have played in uh in Tampa um and uh the second he retired he

Got the [ __ ] out of Tampa I wonder if well not until he he’s got a couple he’s got like two in two months he’s out no dude like which would be within 3 months of retirement also uh Kelsey’s wife I think is from there yeah oh really

That’s why she refused to wear no from Philly for sure yeah she’s a huh Philly girl through she never you never that she never wears Chief scar she wore red to the Super Bowl but it was a Cincinnati be worked his whole life to get great at football married to a city

And then married to some woman from the city I mean that’s a Philly guy right there if you’re talking about Philly bonafides he’s probably he’s got to be top five just based on that yeah yeah I mean would you ever go back then sometimes you got to go back to move

Forward yeah that’s what Matthew MCC told me I mean at some point there’s a certain amount of money where wherever you live it’s fine wait is that the Fabian strategy yeah uh either way though uh sad day for the NFL he was the best he’s still the

Best well sad day for the NFL doubly because Chris mortson died too who was one of the wait Chris Mort died yeah he died he died last night yeah it’s like one of the few dudes that I didn’t hate I know cuz he’s like Adam schfer is

Blubbering all day today about how he was his mentor I’m like Adam shefer sucks dude I know everybody don’t nobody likes that dude like none of the players like no no player I’ve ever met likes that dude I breaking news guys especially when news is going to come

Out regard because they’re scumbags like to to be a breaking news guys you you to be a breaking news guy you have to chug the dongs of the commish and of all the [ __ ] but like w right like w will tell you who gets drafted 2 minutes before before they announced the pick

Just like that’s you’re pointless you’re useless you do not need a job and I like Jeff pan a lot even though he I mean he’s a he’s the MLB breaking news guy like I feel like he needs to do something with his hair like he he and

Uh uh our buddy called each other gay kind of passively on Twitter last year and there people like oh you can’t do that can’t do that he’s like it’s my friend I’ve known him for like 15 years we’re not fighting we’re just talking to each other yeah and everybody got blood

Hurt uh it’s it’s stupid but his ha is out of control he he reminds me of your long lost brother Jeff pan yeah that’s we might be related yeah I would definitely check that out but as far as Mort goes one of the best to ever do it

Um he’s been sick for a while and I think he he was diagnosed with stage four throat cancer I want to say in maybe 2016 or 17 somewh so that’s a long time man eight years to keep going and he was doing I remember seeing him last

Year so I mean he was still doing it up until I mean he looked like a shell but well very very thin but obvious he was battling cancer hotter than ever personally yeah he was definitely getting hot I don’t know if it was OIC or the cancer yeah but he he was looking

Hot is jorski dead too no J is still alive J is very much alive yeah Jesus my dad looks like jws does he really yeah okay um but yeah he was uh he was [ __ ] rad sad to see and now you’re you’re you’re left with these [ __ ] bags

Who were on Twitter and that’s kind of yeah it’s kind of all we really have here at this point um and then there’s another weird story regarding the NFL here uh brillan Edwards um stopped an alleged assault of a man who was 80 years old in a locker room so did so did

He vgo mortensson I I that’s the only thing I’m wondering was he buck naked in there like that would have been great if he was fighting nude like vgo wait he defended an 80-year-old man or he fought an 80-year old man yeah stopped and attempted murder someone was trying to

Murder an 80-year old man for some reason YMCA a decent chance Edwards beat up the Grim Reaper the old man was ly complaining about the the music the loudness of the music nearby or something and I think some young buck tried to [ __ ] him up an 80y old hey man

We don’t respect our elders in this country Jesus Christ this was in Farmington Hills Michigan yeah it was a 20-year-old and he was trying to Cave homeboy’s head in because he was upset about um the old man talking [ __ ] about his music I guess I don’t know wow get

Out of the way you old [ __ ] this country is a business all right get in your hole if you can’t contribute yeah $250,000 bond this guy is on and uh you know the he Edward said look at the end of the day this is this is what you do

If you see this happening props the Bri Edward for [ __ ] yeah man well you either have to help beat the old man to death or you got to step in neutrality is not pick a side yeah don’t be a coward pick a side you know exactly uh any of you

Guys watch the combine uh over the weekend or check out some of the highlights saw Xavier worthy run a 421 while I was at the gym that was [ __ ] insane wasn’t it TI the the fastest 40 of all time then he kept running like Forest Gump he he knew he broke that

Record so he was just like pretty excited about that yeah well what they didn’t really show you in that camera angle was um there was actually 177,000 people in the [ __ ] so why is Rich Eisen talking so quietly like it’s a golf tournament then I know that I know the crowd’s not

Making that much noise but he’s like oh he just ran a 4.21 cuz he’s right on the field so what talk up dude I need to [ __ ] hear get some better M piece of [ __ ] I think it adds to it it adds to the excitement psychopaths are spending

All day at the combine yeah there’s nothing exciting about that by the way it did seem like the players were hyped for each other though I’ve never seen them as hyped as they’ve been I agree I Roo each other it’s supposed to be a [ __ ] competition a lot of them opted

Out too a bunch of people optt out they should um Caleb Williams just keeps getting Dumber I mean everything he says and does is [ __ ] stupid oh boy would be Chicago if you draft him he’s going to fail right draft Drake May or Jane Daniels or somebody else don’t draft

Caleb Williams he’s not going to be just make sure JJ drops to the Falcons that’s all I care you know what he had the best combine of any not that that ever Matters by the way right wait you’re kidding right what having a great combine never no no no did that JJ

McCarthy had a good combine he did no no no his throws were horri the out the outs were not great yeah horri but otherwise he was pretty good he th throwing wise was his issue it was the same issue at Michigan so uh that was painful to watch why he decided to opt

In to do it there I don’t get it wait like wait for your pro day wait for your people and all that other [ __ ] he’s going to be a top five pick probably JJ McCarthy yeah people are falling in love with him no way no way he’s a winner I’m

Telling you somebody’s going to somebody’s going to uh trade up to draft him this man’s a wi this man’s going to get a ring oh boy no world is top five he’ll be a backup for the that doesn’t mean Johnny Manzel wasn’t a top one pick either he wasn’t should I he shouldn’t

Have even been a but to this day that was one of the biggest shocks of all time like I couldn’t believe they traded up and then they were like great we’re taking Johnny Manzel nobody had him at one and it was just like okay [ __ ] it and then the excitement took over and

Everybody jacked off all over each other but uh yeah he dropped though to the 20s that’s right he dropped to the 20s yeah yeah forgive me they because they had uh because Jerry Jones’s Sons had to restrain him because he was drunk and trying to run to the phone and draft

Johnny against hell yeah so at some point in the mid round in the middle of the first round it is surpris and Baker went one I’ll give you that Baker went one that’s right Baker went one and uh Manzel went down but Manzel was still a first round pick where you were like

What what the [ __ ] is going on here uh McCarthy’s throws weren’t great is they they really have him going to the first round High yeah dude why cuz he’s that good yeah dude hard Ball’s going to draft the charers he’s going to trade Herbert get a bunch of value I don’t

Know about all that [ __ ] Boy watch that combine footage of him just throwing the football and have fun whoever drafts him if it is the Falcons though that Night Live on air that cocaine shoe will be ripped down off the wall and uh and I’ll

Probably o here on set that would be the worst yeah PFF has him going to the Falcons at pick 30 their second pick at pick 30 that would make more sense no that wouldn’t make any sense J will be there at eight he will not be there at

Eight J you’re out of your [ __ ] be there at eight you think so there’s a lot of quarterback needy teams in the top 10 he’s either he’s either going to the to Redskins or the Patriots I think the Redskins draft Drake may you have that little North Carolina pipeline of

Quarterbacks and then yeah I think jayen Daniels to the Patriots okay uh if Caleb goes to the Bears look I’m Dan I’m starting to to lean your way now God I look I loved him in college I thought he was [ __ ] great uh nobody moves like him except

For Pat Mahomes uh in my opinion but like the the comments coming out of this [ __ ] guy’s mouth he didn’t sign an agent which is fine some people do that I know Marvin Harrison didn’t do that either lar still doesn’t have an agent and look it’s fine but when you’re able

To make comments without running them by your [ __ ] agent first or your publicist his exact comment was they better pay me like a a major league baseball player and I need $70 million a year first of all do you know what a rookie deal is it’s not 70 million a

Year even if you’re one yes you can’t change it you can’t so I don’t know what the [ __ ] that comment is even for or if he was just trolling people uh it’s very very bizarre wait is he just going to come back to USC if he doesn’t like

Where he goes or what the contract is can you if you don’t have an agent yeah yeah it used to be where you once you declare for the draft and hire an agent that’s what makes you a professional before you actually sign a professional contract that would then you can’t go

Back right that used to be the case now with nil it’s not the case anymore you already had an agent maybe right so I don’t I don’t know if you can declare and then undec for the draft after being draft NBA you can like in baseball you

Get you can get drafted and then be like no I’m going to college hockey too I think yeah I remember Kyler Murray uh bounced on that Oakland deal um and went to the I mean a lot of people did [ __ ] uh Danny a got drafted by the

Blue Jays like it’s happened dozens of times La Yankees yeah uh so we’ll see but every time that guy opens his mouth it’s just like Jesus Christ man it it doesn’t bode well either I saw a clip today this isn’t like dumb necessarily because I do understand it from a purely on field

Position but he was like they were like who do you think’s the best quarterback of all time and he was like as far as like winning and mentality and results goes Tom Brady but like for me personally Aaron Rogers and I was just like that’s I hope you only mean between

The lines cuz he is useless yeah like in preparation in general mental like he he described the exact opposite person of Tom Brady the results aren’t there the [ __ ] mentality is not there like everything I you got to think that NFL organizations general managers know how

Easy it is for a quarterback to win or lose or to lose a locker room and how difficult it can be to win it back or win it in the first place if you’re a [ __ ] knucklehead and if you’re a quarterback and you don’t have the

Locker room that’s not a team man no like you that you just got to shut that [ __ ] down there’s no way I would draft this dude and at with the with the seventh round pick the last pick in the draft I still wouldn’t draft him with anything

Okay prob probably take him if he falls to the seventh round if Hees absolutely not he’s a he’s a [ __ ] locker room cancer he will never be on a great [ __ ] NFL team because of that it just he doesn’t have the character for it but the Bears are

Definitely going to take him right probably yeah I mean they if they would be smart to trade Justin fields and draft [ __ ] Jaden Daniels that would be a real smart move but do they have the [ __ ] balls to do it people feel that’s not true at all people people

People feel like if the industrywide says something and then Mel Kyper says something that oh I got to do that otherwise [ __ ] people if you take a chance and fail you look like an idiot you know what I mean yeah and you can’t if it’s a GM you can’t afford to look

Like an idiot although they always do right because anytime anybody’s traded there’s not been one case in the history of the NFL where a guy where a team is traded into the top to a lottery pick the top 13 drafted a quarterback and he’s been become a Hall of Famer not

Once ever think never happened the Chiefs did that with momes well he would be the first well hang on well he hasn’t gone to the Hall of Fame but we’ll see be if he if he quit today he’d be a Hall of Famer but he would be the first to have ever for

That to have ever happened in the history of the NFL and let’s not start comparing people to Patrick Mahomes because that’s [ __ ] one of one right now yeah so it’s like don’t do that man don’t ever do that Jaden D is going to go to the Patriots and win three games a

Year if he goes to the Patriots you’re probably right that franchise is over Dude they have nothing uh and on the Justin Fields front as far as the Bears are concerned there was a leaked phone call or a thing where uh they said are you ready to go

Home and the agent was talking to Justin Fields obviously Atlanta’s home what to Cleveland no his Atlanta as his home oh I see and uh so he was jumping up and down around the kitchen everybody speculated that he was going to get drafted there or traded there um I’ve

Still heard the Steelers as far as my bookie is concerned they’ve got the odds of him going to Atlanta ATA he left Georgia though because of racism oh well that was the only only way out back then yeah you know that right that was only loople I know it was

NC quote unquote racist comments it was a racist comment made to him allegedly at a baseball game I believe I thought it was parking lot I forgot about that imagine if that defense had had Justin fields on the other side of the ball though those three years I know but he

Never really played there well they he did on that fourth down the fake punt yeah which one the fake punt in the championship game against Bama when it was tied yeah was that 2017 there was like 4 minutes left in the game 618 what year was that n who could say what what

Quarterback you talking about Justin Fields uh Justin Fields uh was never tied against Alabama no he was literally in the game against Alabama when he played for Georgia before he oh when he played for Georgia Goa I don’t remember that one the fake punt I don’t remember

The Kirby Smart boneheaded fake punt h i I didn’t see it um yeah you saw it you definitely saw it I know I mean I I didn’t know it was Justin Fields like so until you you’re saying he was kind of not famous at that point he was just

Like uh why won’t they play their five star freshman or whatever yeah yeah CU he didn’t get very many snaps at Georgia at all so I didn’t know nobody really much about him they had Jake from yeah yeah they did Jake FR beat him out and

Then they’re like oh why is there a Five Star freshman quarterback on the field for a punt yeah H interesting he’s not on special teams usually and then that punt failed horribly it did so I would imagine that deal if wherever he’s going will get done before the draft um so at

Least he’ll have some clarity there well apparently it all depends on the Kirk Cousins market yeah that’s that’s part of it too because he’s been he’s popped up with Tampa Bay probably not going there now that uh Evans is resigned because that’s probably a signal that

Baker’s coming back and he’s going to be Baker’s going to be let’s say $12 million cheaper probably than Kirk Cousins even at this point in their careers I would take KK cousins on the uh Falcons I honestly there’s been talk talk of him to the Falcons talk of him

Not to I haven’t heard anything about him to the Steelers but talk of him Steelers makes a ton of sense for K cousins more more than sending Justin Fields over there yeah the Steelers are a AFC like top three team with Kurt Cousins probably and all you got to do

Is just guide the team he’s a he can manage the team they a really tough division it is it is they need some more skill position players too but they can get that in the draft instead of taking a [ __ ] uh uh whatever they were planning on taking but they probably

Taking an offensive tackle or something I would guess uh speaking of Mike Evans so the Bucs did resign him two years $52 million $ 35 million guaranteed good for him man I I know he wanted a long-term deal for a while they refused they franchised him last year at least they

Were cool enough to give him this money this is the highest contract ever for a guy this old it’s only two years though uh it’s only two years and it’s a nice thank you in my opinion from the Bucks to him of like hey dude you killed

Yourself out here and uh and you did get us a title and all that [ __ ] and and we will reward you for staying with the team for 10 years I think as far as Evans is concerned I don’t know what the he got everything he could have possibly

Wanted out of playing in Tampa Bay I agree super a Super Bowl a Hall of Fame career played with [ __ ] Tom Brady like I get that most of the quarterbacks there have been ass but like I mean but you did everything you could for that City you won the championship and it’s

Nice to see him get rewarded like that so it appears as if he’ll probably finish out his career as a buck unless you know he wants to try to go to Tennessee Titans in two years or something like everybody else does do the Julio route yeah Julio or or Hopkins

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Still ship right to your house at hard AF Seltzer decom uh over the weekend Delo we’re gonna go to golf here your boy Monday finish man man I know how bad do you feel about that right now I believe on the Golf Show I was quoted saying I will

Keep betting him and I will be on him when he wins that was not true the week you took off betting e root the the gro dude Austin e root Oklahoma State great he wins gets his first PGA Tour win uh I had Shane Lowry final group just laid a

Total egg today and yesterday fell apart dude what about Mike Lowry Mike Lowry umy Lowry it was murder in the room yeah it was murder in the room with Mike Lowry is bad boys dude bad boys that’s [ __ ] wait where is ky he he’s in Philly He’s a Philly guy now um congrats

Rations on that you know well it’s going to be fun is ID coming back there yeah no he’ll be back by the playoffs and um not you know so they everyone it’s not just my bulky but Universal the top 10 and top 20s they’ve kind of changed it a

Little bit MH where if you are you just get inside the top 10 or top 20 and it’s a push kind of they like share it with the amount of people you tie with which isn’t great at 10 or at five or at 20

Yeah they do that so it used to be you get the full payout now it’s I understand there’s no value anymore H the top five’s for sure top 10 sure top 20s maybe not right but the top 10 and top fives you’re still getting boned because if you guy ties if there’s

Like three guys a tie for fifth sure you got to split that pot but if you know one of your dudes gets three or four you’re good to go so I I I’m into it I won what two weeks ago I only had one

Top 20 this week on the show uh kind of kind of an off week here been a weird start to the tour this year yeah uh no big names of one really none except Hideki yeah and and let’s face it he hasn’t been great the last couple years

No so been a weird year it is what’s up next this weekend uh this week we have Arnold Palmer really API look at that dude okay elevated event yeah sure so all the big that means all the big stars will be there so some Fringe dude that

Just got in will probably win like a Matthew pavon I hope so yeah fingers crossed you know fingers crossed but those are a blast to bet and uh we’ve been circling it man every single week we’re going to we’re going to hit soon something’s going to hit uh we’ll switch

On over to baseball here uh spring training is uh is obviously started and uh and that’s always fun uh former Al MVP Josh Donaldson retired after 13 years it was time he was kind of washed what’s uh what do you think for him is

He make it to the hall of fame or no no he he’s got like 1,200 hits okay he’s a great player he just made so much money it seemed like he was better than so he had a good Peak he had he had a good Peak uh played great defense at third

Base that’s a big part of it Elite but also home run and home runs in a home run era right so he was just made for this era that’s the reason he made so much money he was kind of one of the guys who pioneered with along with his

Teammate at the time Jose Bautista the sort of uppercut s they were kind of uppercutting before a lot of people were and I think Donaldson was initially on the A’s when the A’s everybody knows Moneyball all about on base percentage right the second the second iteration of

That Billy Bean that’s why he’s a [ __ ] genius was like all right everybody’s doing on base per now what can I do and he just found dudes who hit fly balls and had power so ruin the game what ruin the game stri three true outcomes from Billy Bean so he F he

Donaldson was one of those guys and then they kind of Chang his swing to uppercut it even more he does that high leg kick to help with timing uh which I believe Bautista does did well he he had some issues staying on the field yeah um but at

847 career Ops I mean that’s legit great player he had a great career bit of a Chach big Chach yeah he’s he’s either a club room problem or benefit depending on I guess his mood right you know well and probably his uh offensive output as well right it’s a lot easier to stomach

That [ __ ] from a dude hitting 40 home runs and a than a 38-year-old hitting 20 home runs yeah ah it’s just so weird to look at his number numbers so when he was drafted uh signing bonus was $652,000 great that’s awesome for for a kid uh 2010 made $41,000 probably in the

Minors I assume 2012 moved up to 360 2013 492 half a million in 2014 and these jumps are just astronomical $4.3 million $1.6 million $17 million one 1.1 in in 2017 I’m assuming that was an injury or something mhm uh in there and then $21 million uh a year after that I’m sorry

The 1.1 million on 2018 yep that uh I believe it was the Braves was it thees that was 19 oh you’re right he was on the Braves in 19 yeah yeah yeah have your kid play baseball he had a six above replacement Braes year and I think

Two of them were [ __ ] defensive yeah he he is an elite defensive uh third baseman yeah so he cashed in on uh roughly 150 there that’s nuts um maybe Caleb Williams is right you know kidding they’re already going to pay NFL quarterback 60 million a year so

What the [ __ ] just play and you’ll you’ll do it homeboy um spring training wise who do you guys have your eye on here uh well since we’re Braves fans obviously mostly watching the Braves and uh Chris S looks [ __ ] incredible about to blow out his arm in the spring

Yeah I know maybe maybe but he’s looked great um AJ Smith Scher who is 20 years old 21 maybe now he’s pretty young yeah um Philly rocked him yeah the he he gave up uh two home runs to the Phillies the other day today he struck out five in

Two innings um and aunia is hurt yeah aun’s got a miniscus inflammation situation we’ll see if it needs surgery or not they think he’s still going be ready for opening day though yeah they say that so we’ll see who knows I mean my my guess is he didn’t do anything to

Keep himself in shape over the summer because that’s kind of to be honest he’s lazy and always has been ever since he’s been in the uh Major League Baseball it’s been a problem with him so hopefully I mean honestly hopefully it’s overuse and not underuse he was playing in the

Offseason yeah that’s true he was in the uh V the Venezuelan yeah ban that I would ban that [ __ ] if I’m the Braves but that’s in your contracts it must not be in his yeah I don’t know I want to ask you guys about uh the Phillies uh signed Zack Wheeler

To a three-year $126 million extension that’s a lot of money God damn it for three years that’s a lot of money 42 mil a year yep but I mean baseball who gives a [ __ ] there’s no salary cap pay the tax it’s not my money I think by winds above

Replacement he was the best pitcher in baseball last year he’s awesome in the playoffs too he always whe great Wheeler’s Inc an incredible pitcher he deserves it 42 million a year yeah boy that is [ __ ] nut he really was he really did I think lead the league and

Wins above replacement last year I think he kind of he had like some bad luck with the cuz his ER was kind of whatever but he was having bad luck I forget in what area but he’s awesome that’s just the cost of living adjustment I guess so

Man I I’m looking at the salaries here so Max Scherzer and Verlander uh we’re just ahead of him at 43.3 million a piece um [ __ ] dude how old is how old is Zack Wheeler not as old as them no I know but he was on that like Mets team

That was in the World Series against the Royals so he’s certainly in the back nine of his career so you’re pretty old okay yeah I mean as long as you don’t get that third TJ uh 33 33 that’s not I don’t know if he’s had any to be honest

But after the second TJ if you have to get another one you’re kind of [ __ ] Jamie Moyer threw a complete game shut out at like 46 he did I watched that game it was noan R threw a no hitter at 44 I know but let’s not compare any of

These people to Nolan Ry or Jamie Moyer for that matter I’ll never Jamie Moyer was made out of Gumby material he just picked his spots yeah I’ll never forget the day noan Ryan threw that new hit no hitter because Ricky Henderson broke the stolen base record that day nobody cared

And I was the biggest Ricky Henderson fan of all time and uh yeah he got buried in the news everybody talked about no one the weirdest thing so far about this spring training is that Blake Snell and mcgomery from Texas are still unsigned two of the better left-handed

Pitchers in the baseball yeah are still without a team right now the former a literal sa young winner from last year two times sa young winner total and still in the prime of his career but doesn’t get out of the sixth inning ever yeah like he’s he’s made it to the

Seventh inning in like 10% of the starts in his career or something like that and then the L people don’t want to give him 40 mil and he wants 40 mil because he just want to S young but people don’t want to give it to him because it takes

Four more pitchers after him to finish the game you know what I mean which is understandable now Montgomery is an Innings eater I don’t know what the [ __ ] problem a good big game pitcher yeah so I don’t know why yeah I don’t know why he’s not resigned yet uh does

The Zach wheeler deal help him though after well that it could have no because he wasn’t it wasn’t like he was a free agent sometimes sometimes when you’re if there’s a free agent out there then yeah but they’re the last two guys wen’t the Rangers just paying the money he they

Will they have it yeah yeah and they just won the championship right just get take care of your guy yeah why not at this point um and then uh the another thing to keep an eye on this season is that Spencer shrider added a curve ball instead of the change up for

Left-handers and if you’ve watched any of the games in in spring so far it it’s devastating he’s the only pitcher on the Braves I’m scared of I know I know I I I gu I don’t know you’re going to get scared of this other guy uh within the

Next year or so but yeah he uh like 9899 fast ball at just above the box right there and a curveball out of the same arm angle you’re [ __ ] that uh it’s going to be it’s going to be almost a boring year for the Braves because I think they’re

Going to be on pretty much cruise control through the regular season and then we’ll be slamming our heads into the desk in October again we’ll lose in the first round but injury plague season guys games we could have an injury injury plag season and still win the

Division he still 100 games yeah like it’s not I’m not worried about the division it’s there’s a lot of depth on this team especially in pitching I mean I’m not worried about I’m not worried about the division we we’ll see how Elder progresses and if he ends up

Getting that last spot in the rotation or whatever the [ __ ] I don’t I don’t think he will frankly um Michael Harris to continue to be good not worried about that three today I mean his defense will be there either way yeah just got to hope the bat

Stays which I think will but and then there’s uh uh what’s that kid’s name huren walri from University of Florida this is his first year well it’s his first full year as a pro and there’s a good chance I don’t know they just to they’re probably not going to call him

Up until May just to start the clock late on his service time and [ __ ] like that service time manipulation it’s called which is supposed to be illegal but that’s exactly what they’re going to do oh it needs a little work on [ __ ] breaking pitches yeah what we did to

Aunia what we do to everybody as soon as the [ __ ] clock resets they’re like oh I [ __ ] figured it out this weekend weird yeah but he h and walri and AJ Smith Sher are two guys that might make their way into the rotation and displace both Elder and

Maybe even Charlie Morton this season right we’ll see how that goes yeah um but there’s like there’s so much depth on that team pitching wise uh yeah they could they could legit lose one or two of their starters and still win 100 games and they could also if they lost a

One starting pitcher and two starting position players no matter who the position players are they would be fine yeah that the depth is insane on the still like they need a killer they they need a deadline deal for that’s going to be a head scratcher to everybody except

For the people in that Clubhouse like jock Peterson even if he rides the pine somebody like that that’s exciting jock want us that World Series he’ll never talk me out of it I know um I want to ask you guys though about the biggest story at a spring training it’s actually

The uniforms so they switched to Fanatics um they don’t fit rights their see-through you can see the players dicks they’re all complaining and they’re ripping easily the pants are what do you do with this and why did Major League Baseball make this [ __ ] deal Michael Rubin is scrambling right

Now you get a [ __ ] deal with a with a dick company right yeah selling dicks that’s what happened it’s only fans he apparently printed exactly to the specs that uh he was given by like Nike he today came out I didn’t read it yet but

He was blame he was blaming Nike did he pull one off the line and put him on and look and say hey Nike before we print 70 million of these I can see your dick yeah right like don’t that’s not an excuse [ __ ] off man yeah I mean Fanatics

Is garbage I I I never buy Fanatics branded stuff also the jerseys too they are not like elevated right the font and everything everything’s just like screen printed something like that yeah it’s not stitched it’s not stitched and extra I think no but the actual jerseys players and like the lettering is lower

Uh and weirder it looks like ass it looks what are they going to do what’s Major League Baseball going to do I don’t know probably just eat [ __ ] for a month or two while they scramble to replace it hopefully so every time somebody slides the pants get blown out

Yeah we’re going to see a dick and I want to see yeah let’s see a [ __ ] hog dud hopefully it’s a black one I know going across his it’s just like it’s it’s up flopping in the wind as the dude’s sliding like maybe it’s Trey Turner maybe he’s got a hog on him

Because he’s the smoothest slider I’ve ever seen in my life and maybe the dick uh kind of hook slides like Jackie Robinson stealing home where past home plate and whips his dick out touches home slid into second to steal a base right what you want you want to

Strategically rip your pants and have your wiener fly up to block the ball so that the second baseman can’t field it and tag you out I guess it helps if your dick looks like a beaver tail yeah yeah you know just pound like smash it down a

Little bit we’re going to see otani’s hog and be like oh he has everything God damn it no he doesn’t he’s Asian it’s unlikely it doesn’t matter what he’s it’s unlikely he’s uh actually you know he’s not he doesn’t fit the other Asian stereotypes so he doesn’t but I’ve never

Seen an Asian hog that’s impressive I haven’t seen him drive i’t seen drive right um and he got married in secret too which is kind of weird they do that though all the Japanese like Superstars they keep all their private life secretly do because people kill themselves do you remember when uh

Suzuki got married and there was like 33 suicides that day ich real yep wow yeah dude here’s a huge Asian penis right here I just found one that’s not that guy’s an Asian yeah let’s see his face hot Asian student dripping hot comom from stroking his dick like but let I

Want to see his face why look there’s are we doing this what tired of The Stereotype this is [ __ ] uh homework here yeah I can’t see that guy’s face this you think Peter gammons is looking up Asian dicks right now if there was Benny hanana all over

The [ __ ] there’s got to be one Asian porn star I’d imagine I can’t name one there’s got to be one that’s a male I I can’t name one uh what I can name is Johnny s playing basketball over the weekend just [ __ ] torching people that’s an old video is it really yeah

It’s it’s like a almost 10-year-old video is that really him yeah holy [ __ ] dude he’s just like I didn’t know he was that big of a dude he’s [ __ ] jacked [ __ ] I he was just b or he could he could have ball back in the day I I saw

It and I was like what the FY video I don’t know why that resurfaced in my feed somebody tagged I think it was bar was it yeah uh somebody taged Dan and I in it and I watched it and I was like holy [ __ ] Johnny SS can can [ __ ] hoop like that

Uh speaking of Hoops I watched it again dude I watched Caitlyn Clark again on Sunday broke the record I know broke the record fraud she dropped 35 in that game why why is she a front her team stinks they’re going to get destroyed in the tournament they’re number well they beat

Ohio state was number two they beat Ohio State why are we comparing her to Pistol Pete like it’s they’re two different sports she didn’t break any record she didn’t she’s not break she set her own record yeah I mean Pete marovic was only allowed to play three years I think well

Did they have three-pointers back then no no yeah so and Kaylin Clark shoot I don’t think we give enough C to Pistol Peach average 44 points a game yeah but the with i i the three-point line is not that big of a deal to me not being there

Just because the game didn’t like they didn’t shoot a lot of Threes back then so even if the line was there he would have gotten some extra points but it’s not’s fourth and fifth year fourth she is forgoing her covid year to go to to

The WBA WNBA by the way he did it in 83 games and she’s done it in 130 yeah which is slightly different right 50 more games to accomplish the same thing let’s [ __ ] relax although she’s the best shooter women shooter I’ve ever seen oh yeah just shooter wise I would

Say probably the best guard the best backourt player ever seen but you know what’s it feel like to be great at something no one [ __ ] cares about I guess you know what I mean I don’t know man the ratings have been very very good for it’s college basketball women’s

Ratings are usually pretty good South Carolina [ __ ] sells out like or I mean they do but you think when when she goes to the WNBA all this goes away yes it’s it’s tough for the WNBA and like a lot yeah how many Indiana Fever games are you going to watch it’s just

Well it’s the thing too like nobody I mean I know the MLS has done a good job of like engendering like fan uh support or whatever but because of Messi like I’ll turn on before Messi it way before Messi like the like Portland and Seattle like they just had great fans the fans

That don’t really have Pro supports yeah Columbus Crew yeah Columbus Crew like all that [ __ ] they almost got rid of the crew they had to save the crew I know they almost moved to St Louis they almost moved here almost moved here too the guy that owns right the guy that

Owns Austin EPC was the guy who was trying to move him right and’s he’s hated there in Columbus yeah surey that doesn’t surprise me but like it is like women’s college basketball has the advantage of like you have these like established institutions that people root for I saw someone write like

Honestly like uh Ohio State fans and Michigan fans for example would would like get really hyped into like two snails racing each other if you painted in Ohio State thing on one and a MIG thing on for your school you I mean like you would just be like whatever you can

Do to tell a Michigan fan to suck my dick you know what I mean like it’s I I watched Ohio State Michigan over the weekend even though Michigan’s eight and like 22 this year yeah U they’re having a terrible season but you’re right yeah just because it was that game I watched

It but it’s it’s the WNBA hasn’t done that really CU it’s not about to me like quality of product obviously the WNBA is much shittier than the NBA but college basketball is much shittier than the NBA also like men’s college basketball people still like it for a reason yeah

Uh another scoring record over the weekend here was uh LeBron James first player to ever hit 40,000 points they stop the game again no give him the ball they they gave him a 40 Schlitz Malt Liquor and he chugged the whole thing hell yeah that’ be [ __ ] dope that

Would have been the way to do it right play Edward 40 hands he’s on the bench with 240s duct tape to his hands he can’t get back into the game until they’re gone I mean this is an unbreakable record yeah nobody he’s play you have to play

Very long long and Elite at an elite level yeah and that’s not even counting as playoff points by the way no that’s only regular season points it is you just man the the it’s it’s it’s unfathomably difficult it is it is it’s like Sai Young’s win record unbreakable

He’s a stack compiler he’s he’s the EMT Smith of the NBA he is it’s it’s weird because uh I saw I’ve seen like stats all [ __ ] weekend here about now he’s got more points com than Magic Johnson and Larry Bird combined um but again there wasn’t the three-point line and

All that other there was but it just wasn’t used that much Larry did Magic never shot threes he probably made like 100 in his whole career I would guess yeah um it’s a big deal but it’s just he’s been very very lucky to to stay healthy for I me he SP millions of

Dollars on his body it’s not that but what are the of we’ve we all know great players who have blown out a knee and then you’re like well [ __ ] I mean even Brady tore a [ __ ] and missed the season he’s never played less than 54 games in a season that wasn’t the co

Year is that [ __ ] nuts I don’t know if that’s luck I think that’s durability and that’s a he’s got a crazy and for as much as you want to call him a a [ __ ] or like a [ __ ] whatever not wrongly so emotionally he very much is but like

Dude he [ __ ] guts it out I don’t think he’s a [ __ ] I think he’s just lame well he is lame sure yeah well he’s he’s the most insecure Superstar of all time yeah and you could all those things are fair but like physically that dude

[ __ ] yeah he’s a man yeah he is and and he was just born with the perfect NBA body and to never have a freak injury or anything I think it’s arguable is nuts D I think it’s arguable he’s like a top five most athletic human being that’s ever lived yeah I look when

You’re born with with the physical gifts like that where you’re just like holy [ __ ] i’ put Lou garri in that like people L gar was a h people sleep on Lou Garrick he was that he was a [ __ ] man and he could run he ran fast as [ __ ] too

Um but yeah he’s he’s up there probably top 10 most like in the history of the species like it’s [ __ ] insane and like we’re lucky to have like as much as I [ __ ] rag on him and hate him but it’s been it’s it’s been good to

Watch sometimes to be honest he’s one of the best passers I’ve ever watched like when he decides like I’m going to pass the ball a lot today like it’s game itself is very dope it’s awesome yeah high level LeBron was incredible to watch but his personality is just so bad

Yeah I mean it’s it’s crazy that he scored 40,000 points and on most of the teams he was on he was at least trying to be a facilitator most of the time it was like sometimes he was scoring because nobody else would yeah [ __ ] crazy right because if he had just been

Like Kareem or somebody like that he would be at 50,000 by now Rob he is the greatest athlete to ever live when he was with the Miami Heat when he was on all the gas yeah that might the most athle human being when he was like 300

Lb of just muscle 25 can you imagine the [ __ ] home runs that garri would have hit he been on on the gas or even Mickey man and we’ve accepted that right like he was on yes yeah for sure everything for sure I I want him to be I hope he’s

On it now yeah people forget too like go look up early in mid-career LeBron highlights the dunks that that guy threw down I mean [ __ ] all right here’s a better question if he went to college and he went to he was supposed to go to Ohio State let’s say he went to

Akan right like sometimes he’ll be like oh I would have went to akan University yeah been a zip do they make the final four probably yes cuz he was really good as his rookie year but could he have dragged four nobodies to the final four he dragged F four nobodies to the NBA

Finals like three years later yes I think I I say yes because Steph Curry was able to do it with Davidson no he made they never got to the final four no they got like the swe 16 no I think they made the lead it they I believe can

Kansas beat them to get to the Final Four yeah I think you’re correct um and I’m looking at his numbers now here these are still mind altering this is this year and he’s almost 40 years old 25 points a game eight assists a game 1.3 steals a game I mean at [ __ ] 39

And he’s playing 35 minutes a [ __ ] night that’s the craziest part the stats are whatever but the the amount of time he’s on the floor is crazy he is it is third all time in the NBA in PR only two people ahead of him who are the two

Second place Michael Jordan yep and first place yic wow well yic is on his way should be fourth MVP in a row they gave it to embid last year but he’s going to win this year it looks like um Michael Jordan I think this is a real statement

But you guys can look all these [ __ ] cards on the internet these days like who knows um I guess Michael Jordan’s statement because I asked him about what he thought about 40,000 points he goes cool man you can keep the points I still have more Rings um yeah would it’s

It wouldn’t shock me if Jordan said that LeBron made more finals right alternatively you could say that’s a great accomplishment yeah the end yeah he didn’t want to do that you know he never does really boy I I will say this like obviously Jordan has more rings but boy

Do we let him off the hook for losing early in earlier rounds of the playoffs than LeBron we’re like Bas we laugh at LeBron for losing in the finals but don’t care that Jordan was losing in like the second round for half his career so good then to be fair one

Nobody was on that Jordan team and that that you could say those are similar circumstances right to some degree but Jordan’s team uh also wasn’t or I’m sorry LeBron’s teams also weren’t playing tackle football on the court yeah right the Pistons [ __ ] his ass I

We overow oh what are you crazy yeah we do there it’s literally called the Jordan Rule and John Sally who used to be his [ __ ] teammate by the way whooped his ass everybody on that team that [ __ ] documentary was Jordan propaganda that documentary I grew up

Watching this [ __ ] dude so did I it was the Lakers remember the Lakers and Celtics used to kick the [ __ ] out of each other that’s the only reason Kurt rambus was even in the NBA the only reason he ever touched a basketball in his life was to [ __ ] I mean I can’t

Imagine there was any other reason for Bill lambir to exist no that guy looks like like just like a scary dad who like you’re pretty sure beats up his kid but you never know for sure one of LeBron’s Rings doesn’t count cuz it’s bubble ring yeah that one doesn’t count for sure so

He’s got what two and a half Rings now no he’s got three wow they he’s won four right it’s four four got four four four the bubbles the four are you sure he’s got four okay he’s four and six and it’s four and a half cuz he has the inseason

Tournament title which Jordan never accomplished yeah Jordan never did that um I want to talk about his kid because uh bronny James right now uh they’re talking about him I feel bad for the kid potentially entering the draft he’s having to walk back statements he didn’t even make nope no he’s coming

Back Rich Paul’s talk [ __ ] and LeBron’s talk [ __ ] about wanting to play with him in the NBA and [ __ ] you never heard any of this from the kid he’s just trying to develop into an adult human being yep and play basketball and it’s like oh I

Guess I’ll like I I don’t know I feel bad for him so currently this is as of two days ago uh they said they’re evaluating teams to see where he could potentially be drafted if he is going to leave for the draft problem is he’s averaging 5.8 points a game right now

Does he even start at USC he starts ah I don’t think he starts USC is not that good anyway USC is not that good you know what though like I don’t even give [ __ ] come back for another year whatever like stay in college some strange being

This lottery pick is like not I mean the best player in the NBA right now is a second round draft pick yic yeah uh just just develop your [ __ ] game don’t worry about it that is such an anomaly most dudes that go in the second round are total bust like there’s there’s

Nothing there yeah usually once you get past the top five it’s bad say half the dudes in the lottery that’s two-thirds of the lottery past the top five I mean the draft is that’s my my point though in general is the draft is aside from one or two guys a year a complete

[ __ ] crapshoot so I don’t know why you would ever care about especially him cuz you know a lot of these guys have to at least be like [ __ ] dude I got to get drafted higher for the money he doesn’t need any money his dad’s a [ __ ]

Billionaire so like you draft him in the second round his nil was $9 million you draft him in the second round to get LeBron right for a year I don’t think so he’s LeBron says he wants to stay with the Lakers uh if you’re the Lakers do

You put him in the G League did you draft him in the second round if I’m the if I’m the Warriors I draft him to try to get him to come up there cuz I think he would go up and stay in California uh and with the Warriors because they tried

To do that deal before the trade deadline and it didn’t go through that that was what what were they offering them though really um like they they were asking LeBron to came to come [ __ ] Rickshaw this rickety ass old team into the playoffs which he didn’t

Want to do no but it would be different if they made some other moves like Chris Paul comes off to book this year that makes things wildly different right also why would Lebron leave the Lakers they were literally just in the Western Conference finals last year yeah but

That’s a bit of a misnomer right like they they they went through the Warriors who were not yeah prepared to [ __ ] do anything in the playoffs and also the first round team they played they shouldn’t have that like that that team shouldn’t have even been there right but

You so you if you’re saying that it’s a commentary on the the softness of the West once you get pass the first three teams that I will agree with I don’t even think the like first three teams are not soft like I trust the Timberwolves and the [ __ ] don’t trust

The timber wolves I don’t trust the Timol City but Oklahoma City is [ __ ] legit they’re good but I don’t know they’re not like playoff tested no no not tested sure and their oldest starter is SGA he’s 25 right and we just saw Chad hren you know over the weekend get

Torched by wemi so like that’s not guy I mean he still scored 20 points he’s not the guy he had a double double wemi let up a double double to I guess Chad hunger in the worst player in the league I think the Clippers are dangerous in

The west obviously Denver I we’ll we’ll see about uh uh Minnesota for sure is not although I was the Nuggets said their toughest series was against the Timberwolves last year in well that’s because of what we said at the time before that series started the Timberwolves are young and they’re going

To run the [ __ ] out of anybody on the court I don’t trust the Kings I think golden state gets in to the playoffs they can make a run I think the Suns can make a run because there’s so much talent on the team they they have to

Stay healthy which is a [ __ ] who knows if that’s even possible for them at this point they also have to play as a team at some point right which has not been the case since KD got there I don’t think it’s his fault I just think the

Coaching is bad frankly um you can’t let KD KD is not like a leader right you need to just let him play and yeah the coaching needs to be better essentially but the ma the Mavs are another team to keep an eye on they have been very good

Since the All-Star break they lost they lost two in a row this week but they’ve been really or this weekend but they Lo they’ve been really good since the All-Star break Kyrie Irving’s got [ __ ] some skills he he’s got some pedigree when it comes to winning in the playoffs for

Sure he made one of the biggest shots in NBA history yeah so how soon till we get a Kyrie Irvin Aaron Rogers podcast oh my God please is that too much it might be too much because whenever whenever Alex has Eddie Bravo on the show I can’t

Listen it’s just too there’s too much crazy I need or the other Eddie Bravo yeah exactly Rogers see what happens then put it on uh and Aubrey Marcus yeah and then put it on [ __ ] [ __ ] Jake Wars Network just let him go wild D albrey was like rubb in some incense on

Jake Paul before his fight yeah he’s he’s always there at uh at the fight have they kissed Lakers are course of course uh Lakers are currently uh last team playing game right now uh at 10 yeah but they’re tied with the Warriors Warriors just have the in season and

Also the B it looks like the bottom five teams have no shot none so like the Lakers are probably good right like they’re good unless they have unless they lose every game for the rest of the year probably right just more mileage how was it grizzly so bad cuz Jaws jaw

Out for hurt yeah he was he Talent he only played like five games right came back for a little bit then broke or shoulder um the Jazz suck they’re not doing anything the Rockets suck they’re not doing yeah none of these teams are going to catch them so this is it is

What it is they might there might be some shift here I don’t think Minnesota can win in the playoffs we’ve seen them not do that right yep Oklahoma City is like I think they’re a good team and they just they haven’t been testing the playoffs looks like this feels like another

Denver year to kind of sucks if you’re the Timberwolves you’re going to maybe catch like the [ __ ] suns in the first round that would be awful [ __ ] nightmare for sure and then don’t forget about the Pelicans either cuz uh fat body is actually playing basketball right now he’s lighting it up when he

Does he he has like some of the highest PR as long as he can be on the court he [ __ ] dominates everybody I just don’t trust that he’ll be on the court that’s the problem he’s just so fat so man that beet can ball all right that was the

Worst city he could have went to the round mound of rebound he he’s back uh yeah he’s only played 50 games this year but he’s averaging 30 minutes a game SGA by the way is averaging 31.2 a game godam he’s going to finish second in MVP voting most likely it’s the juice ball

Era for the NBA yeah they’re just guys are putting up 50 every night well look if you can do it and then go to they’re for they’re 42 and 18 and he’s doing it like hey dud the Thunder th Thunder [ __ ] nuts and it like it really

Although I do kind of Wonder like if you wouldn’t rather catch Denver earlier than later in the play playoffs just because I feel like the Denver got stronger and stronger in the playoffs last year and teams had a tougher time going to Denver to play just because

They were more tired as the year went on yeah but you could also catch Denver later and they’ll be hurt always possibility always possib but I mean as it goes right now like I was telling Dan this the other day their starting five Denver’s starting five is jokic who’s

The best player in basketball and then four lottery picks yep it’s [ __ ] nuts and he should have well I mean maybe should have is not the right word but if you m him back onto the draft now you would pick him in a Lotter rep pick

Position for sure yeah yeah yeah um to be honest the same is true of Oklahoma City though right what like I think Jaylen Williams is the only one that was that was like down in the 20s everybody else has drafted pretty high and he was

He can’t he I I think he was in the 20s right he I don’t remember where him or where SGA was obviously no he was 12th actually [ __ ] so he’s a lot s was a lottery pick SGA was 11th yeah but not for the thunder so that’s why I was

Curious gy was sixth uh and then Dort was I don’t know I don’t see he may have been undrafted actually and then they got Gordon Hayward now yeah Gordon Hayward he might Gordon Hayward might be the most important player on that team yeah they got they added a vet basically but they

Need a they need a they need a playoff vet yeah right that’s the last thing this team needs make a finals with the Celtics um he was hurt I think when they made the finals I think or maybe maybe he definitely made a Conference Finals with the Celtics that’s that’s the last

Thing they they need to find their Andrew Iguodala right some somebody out there in the NBA who’s won before that can come show this team what it means to grind it through a seven game series and win it yeah that’s what that’s the last thing they need

Because they’re all 25 and under yeah they can afford to [ __ ] shed a draft pick here and there they don’t what how many [ __ ] you can’t add any more to the starting lineup at this point you know what I mean I know so give up your first- round draft pick next year and

Get somebody respect them for being win now too because Oklahoma just saw that a good thing doesn’t last forever they had goddamn Durant Harden pry built like pry did this the right way he loaded up on draft picks and just kept trading everybody the problem is is he

Contracts expire and can they AFF they’re all they’re in they’re in for it now they like the next guy up for uh a supermax is going to be [ __ ] Giddy and I don’t maybe he gets a Max contract not a super max maybe he gets a Max contract he probably won’t get the

Fiveyear I don’t think yeah but he’s the next guy he got to sign in this two years later for anybody else keep throwing accusations against them keep throwing 16y olds but if he if he [ __ ] if if Oklahoma City has a first round draft pick next year in the

Offseason they should trade that draft pick and get a [ __ ] veteran who knows how to win in the playoffs that would be a very smart move for them depending on what happens this year they might be a team loaded with guys playoff run yeah uh should be fun though to watch I’m I

Pick back up with the NBA as the playoffs get closer so we’re almost here uh this week is also championship week uh for for colleges looking forward to that big weekend huge weekend dude uh tons of stuff to bet on mybookie.com and I did throw money on Jake Paul here to

Close out the show another impressive first round another [ __ ] tomato can nobody watched that did everybody cared it was awesome dude congratulations to Jay Al I did see Ryan Garcia was just like all right let’s do this did he finally say that yeah that would be

Awesome uh he would destroy Jake I I I agree but wouldn’t you like to see it just happen just to see what would actually [ __ ] happen I mean it would that one would would go the distance no no Garcia out [ __ ] out of here he would

Knock him out I think he F he’s very fast he’s not knocking out Jake Paul he would knock out Jake Paul no you think so yeah what’s the weight disparity he would drop Jake Paul with like a body shot 50 pounds that much got at a

Minimum I mean I don’t know what does Jake box at is it is he boxing at 175 usually no he usually it’s uh yeah 190 195 Ryan boxes at like 140 yeah but he just don’t drop any weight yeah cuz he walks around at like that [ __ ] your

Cardio car around that extra weight 183 that’s what he boxes at or no so it depends he’s boxes at like 195 before that’s what he F I think Anderson so that it’d be great to see look I he is fighting real boxers so it is what it is

Here well it is the boxing route right like your your first like 20 fights are supposed to be cans correct correct um yeah but they’re also not supposed to be fixed they weren’t those were all legit fights can still have to be actual professional boxers and not an X NBA

Player a wrestler who has a worse body than everyone at this [ __ ] desk like how dare you how dare you talk about Ben Asing like that [ __ ] like come on man uh looking forward to Jake Paul’s bright career here and knocking out Garcia to win the championship um lastly

Though [ __ ] uh our boy’s gonna get there and gner is gonna fight soon what if he wins against Joshua yeah I just can’t see it happening I can I Josh was good that that’s not the point boxing is Kata based Kata like there’s combos right yeah being in the right position and

Throwing the right combos in the right moment that’s how you win in boxing and it takes years to develop that skill that’s why the first 10 to 15 fights of your career are just tomato if you have any promise they’re just tomato cans right so you can [ __ ] hone that particular

Skill look he’s got if anybody in the history of and of human beings has a puncher chance it’s Francis God Damon ganu I mean he can punch through a guard and knock your ass off I I honestly at this point can’t really doubt him to do anything yeah he came from a diamond

Mine in Africa and became world champion like after floating on a like he was just on a raft got to this he killed Rose and took that [ __ ] door and floated over here that’s what happened yeah which I you know good he got some revenge for Leo and it’s it’s an

Inspiring story he actually went back to Africa bought that diamond mine and now there’s twice as many children working in it yeah and they’re all his he’s a job Creator yeah just creating creating an economy for his own country uh we appreciate you tuning in kids we’ll be live with the

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