‘Don’t you want a climax?’ Kerry O’Keeffe GOES 💥 Skull’s best yarns, jokes & zingers ☠️ Fox Cricket

All summer he’s been lighting up the commentary box… These are Kerry O’Keeffe’s best stories spun during Australia’s triumphant period on home soil 💚💛

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M that’s a seriously early punch CUO ke you wa for 48 hours that’s more than a Jeb that vision is of U the non strike of Frank warl or he’s known at fo wank farl hello to brenon Julian and there’s no better spot there’s a bit of cloud C

It’s actually smoke War’s having a Dury up there try try to induced precipitation this is wink at the non struggles end so you can roll it in again shers and we we can have a look at it very unemotional as Brendon Julian would know it’s like the blind man at an Nori

You’re just going to feel your way around It the hairs on the back of my back oh you on skull got hair let’s have a look what what was going on there’s not on your head so You’ reverse the one on your back have you I’m Wolverine I dreamt it last night I had a

Lot of dreams but this was one of them I got out of bed and had a shower but there you go all right we best leave that alone we best leave that alone Carrie it’s been they replaced a soggy tomato with a purple shot point they did the home of

Cricket the moment it hit the first bat it broke it broke me in my lounge room I’m not bringing any conspiracy theory but the last game oval the two people that are running English Cricket of the minute Richard gou Richard Thompson they’re the ex CEO and chairman of the

Over Sur County critic so they know the keys they know which kind of doors to going and replace the big talking point was the stumping run out dismissal call it what you like of Johnny beow the repercussions are still being felt about this scar you’re sitting home watching

Are you giving him out of course I am you treat the popping crease as Julian treated the Ecuadorian Embassy you just don’t leave it you’ve been sitting on that one sitting on that one it’s unsafe you get arrested Johnny BTO was arrested and he said I’m innocent I

Don’t care and the thing was you know Swampy’s best shot was the little nerle to Third Man for single his son his son doesn’t do nerle mate smithy’s Lost His Hands again if you see him on eBay contact the Australian dressing room at the Melbourne G gra if I could talk

Technically Jim this pitch is drier than a tea total’s Christmas it’s so slow we don’t measure the pace off it with a speed gun we use an hourglass after a game the urine testers came in and I had to give a sample but nurse line was in the room yes and then she

Left and I can pee freely now the rain has gone 1976 I’ve been out of the team for 2 and A2 years I was recalled against Pakistan I went off alcohol for a month I arrived here I netted strongly the morning before the game the day before I

Went to lunch and and Rod M said to me what are you doing this afternoon SK I said I’m going to my room and visualizing getting wickets tomorrow he said well you’re coming to the West End Brewery to visualize drinking 8 hours of piss with

Us so I did and they carried my body ceremonially burial style through the foyer of the hotel at midnight the next morning I was in these dressing rooms downstairs and I was having an Up and Under people people say gee skull’s nervous no it’s 45° we walk out we’re bowling and

I’m at gy in the first over I dropped a catch I couldn’t see it had a blood Al level. 22 and the crowd started Channing Mallet Mallet cuz they wanted actually Mallet in the team and I was Channing it too CU I wanted him out there anyway

Jeff Thompson runs into the bat pad and braks his breaks his shoulder and somebody say said who’s going to ball said what about skull so they threw me the ball and I dropped it I normally took nine Paces I got to seven and I said I’m knacked I dropped the disc I

Thought right there’s the black there’s the guy in the black pants when I get near him let it go so I’m wobbling in and I got wickets and and jav me and Dad came in and we’re in the Huddle somebody said they reckon this guy will get

10,000 test runs and I said he’ll get a th000 off me today and in the next over Jain yendon pushed forward made a fatal mistake played for spin Middle St and in in the dressing room later Doug waler said to me are you having a

Beer I said no I said if you stay mted you’ll get fer in the second he’s 16 he’s 16 he’s got a 21y old girlfriend already and there was a survey done in the UK 2,000 people are ask about sports people who were the best in bed darts players are the best

In bed Luke the nuke has got a huge care ahead of it he’s the new P did you see the new P new did you see he couldn’t pull a bird in the avvy cut that out as well that’s H as well only thing missing was you weren’t next to me Smithy oh

Oh that would have been goal would ABD should fet to come excuse me Mark I noticed the way you moved a little slow there yeah well it’s not not a good combination when you can’t see and you got arthritis and you you got bag of fruit you’re 58 got the RM on yeah

You’ve got makeup on I was disappointed not to catch it by the same token you’re blind what’s makeup got to do with it you’ve got a form guide in your hip hop got to the radio for while scratching and they asked you to take a cat it’s difficult difficult isn’t it

You’re right it’s impossible possible has Kim got one race seven I was hang on cash yeah no please not let them not be a wicked this over please this is too good yeah no distracted yeah yeah yeah I mean Bradman was judged on his last Innings it’s sad I mean you

Were judged on your last catch look at this sucker yeah lucky to get a hand to it got a very high all he surrounded by security you forget the 100 people he runs into on the walk from the hotel to the ground yeah mate yeah I had a go on the way back

What a a go is that a tur Z no it’s like a tur Turkish thing it’s a Turkish thing it’s like a gol a gol yeah where he was talking about then yeah thanks BOS Goen May yeah and about 20 people ate it with me because by the time I got

It there was 20 selfies and I had one piece left in M SK yeah go ahead take my goam go I’ve never heard of a go go may you you goling how did you not hear her if you ordered it I saw it on the sign go go

Me anyway the took a photo of me with it she didn’t know who I was only one he so yester 67 over 6 for 205 uh it’s a special day because people come for it it’s a reunion day and there’s a buzz in the crowd prior of the first ball and

Everybody watches the first session and then they go drinking out the bag so keep the crowd shots tight for the second and third session but don’t you want a climax now come on what was I supposed to do I’d like one but not for Marcus joers