*wears Apple Vision Pro once*

Oh, you’re still using your REAL EYES ?? sounds BROKE.
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With Apple Vision Pros entering the (real) world, we are definitely in an episode of Black Mirror. Thanks Apple !!
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*Wears Apple AirPods Max Once*

*Wears Apple AirPod Pros Once*

*Wears AirPods Once*

*Wears an Apple Watch once*

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go comment “I love womans tennis”

Oh what a beautiful day to be rich wealthy and loaded come on boy let’s go what in the future on the [ __ ] is going on what is this guy having a stroke hey how are you didn’t see you there in the real world oh the Hell of those apple

Vision Pro Apple Vision Pro $3,500 you can afford that right come on boy you’re telling me that Apple put out a $3,500 product that’ll be completely useless in about 3 to 4 months you have a bag by the way sure would be a shame if I but

Got it Siri Angela White 4K oh my god oh you’re still using your real eyes well maybe you should realize that you’re poor and there’s nothing wrong with that just don’t look at me ever since you got those Vision Pros it’s like I don’t even exist somebody here oh [ __ ] hey honey oh

Yeah Google Glass that’s cool what are you an extra on Spy Kids all right well excuse me I got to get back to my office you mind give me some space he’s unemployed only 35 00 last time I paid $3,500 for something to sit

On my face I got pink eye call me back Charlene want a FaceTime cuz I want to see that face on mine This Is Me enlarging your breast you never listen to me can you just hear me out once yeah okay good cuz we have Rachel’s party this weekend and everybody’s wearing red

You have to wear red but I don’t have anything red so you know must be a Subaru driver the way I strap on speaking of lesbians make love to Alexa in 4k Google Glass how about you Google how to not be ass oh wait I’ll do it for

You yep still a loser film like Spider-Man the way I can cast these worldwide webs you just ignore me and I think it’s important that we spend time together are you even listening yes time time together dinner dinner time what time is the reservation tonight let me

Check Siri dinner now I’m sorry okay now give me a hug give me a hug yep you know you can actually resize anything dad dad dad dad dad not now son I’m gambling your inheritance everybody thinks that I bought these just to watch adult content do you really think that

I bro what were you doing wee bowling nice car the best part about these puppies the light here you go only 1 and 1/2 lb oh sh the last time I put something this heavy on my face was your sister I got the vision and he

Had risen I was a wreck Dad Dad Dad he doesn’t want to talk he doesn’t want to have dinner with me he doesn’t even want to sleep with me all day long it’s just that damn orcop oh yeah tell me more about yourself Sacramento huh I was just

Seeing if the cantaloupes at the VR store were ripe so am I what hey you should Google the Drake video Drake video what Drake video get it off get it off holy champagne poppy oh not this screenshot Jesus Christ put that man back in a wheelchair it’s big sure it’s

Like an episode of Black Mirror but speaking of mirror I’m actually mirring my bank account wait why is there a negative in front of both bank accounts dad you said you were rich I guess two negatives don’t make a positive that poor [ __ ] absolutely revolutionary oh

Hey who put this wall here I’ll get rid of it what are you doing it was a CPR class okay uh if you could just leave me in this choking woman man woman alone could you just dim the lights too sorry about her did you get that pretzel out it’s

Gotten to the point where I’ve been sleeping with his friend he has no idea watching friends tonight I love that show oh Jesus it sounds like my wife oh it looks like I’m skiing oh wait I am oops I’m an aspen and those meta Ray

Bands are a hasb been and that’s it I’ve had it I want a divorce yeah no totally um yeah I can definitely do that what time did you want to go to dinner again oh you use meta Quest yeah you mean the Android a VR uh uh uh Droid shut the

Hell up why are those ringtones so loud I didn’t know what doing still mute Apple Vision Pro cuz [ __ ] your family do I regret buying this no am I partially blind yes bro I’m over here what can I go to the park for my happy birthday oh

You want to go to the park we can go to any park with these bad boys hell you can even go to space with these who’s this naked woman wo wo got to pop them all in and watch kao’s 2014 Coachella set hopefully this time I don’t [ __ ] my

Pants what’s happening yo what are you watching woman’s tennis so I was thinking that I would maybe take all your money and go to the bank take it all out maybe go marry your friend Mark you know Mark yeah the one with the really toned ABS he’s going to take me

On vacation what do you think about that babe [ __ ] sorry I just died what were you saying this thing is currently always scanning my eyeballs they should call an iPad is that already a thing no ader all shortage here honey what were those noises last night oh my god oh

What’s up Mark I have everything in the world I ever could have wanted a TV a gorgeous kitchen a Bugatti and a bad [ __ ] good night Honey thank you Apple