After producer Andy sounded the Horn of Helm Harmmerhand we knew the show would fly! Ben got a new best friend, Liam crashed Ben’s golf game and Belle thought the actors in Titanic were ACTUAL people who were on the Titanic in 1912.
Quote of the show: “What’s your favourite race in Tolkien’s Lord of The Rings universe?”
1. The horn of Helm Hammerhand has sounded
2. 610 Quiz: Hijacked by LOTR lore!
3. Liam’s a Snus Monster! Are you on the Snus?
4. World’s best: Juggler
5. Liam crashed Ben and Jack Post’s golf game
6. Does your best friend have a new friend?
7. Unreasonable bosses
8. Give us ya fancy job title?
9. Belle’s going to the Titanic exhibition
10. Friendship Amendship
11. They’re coming for the Swifties
12. Liam’s dropped another little song
13. Cashieoke: Did she just swear?
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This is Ben Liam andell do you guys even know what we got on the show this morning I’m feeling extra jacked I I was just telling the the team here that I’ve been getting into the Lord of the Rings uh lately it’s sort of something that I
I’d seen as a kid but I never really got around it as much as I like Star Wars and stuff and um we were just watching like the best moments you know when Legas is like sliding down you know the staircase on the shield and he’s like
Shooting arrows and then just there’s a little jackup moment there um producer Andy play the Horn of Hill Haman which of course is is what has played you know with gim’s lung power when you know Aragon and everyone they sort of run down the stairs in the two towers um to
To attack all those Orcs and now I feel like we we’re doing we’re much we’re sort of doing that because you know there’s nothing cooler than riding into your imminent death with your boys absolutely and that’s sort of what we’re doing this morning at 5:30 yeah it’s
Pretty much what we do at 6:00 every morning R in with our boys I like what I at least at least 45 minutes this morning was spent with you huddled around a computer oh what this scene is the show is the show Full thank
You to me the show is full I sat there and I I got to the point where I started talking saying well why don’t we do this and I just kept talking and no one was listening and I was like I feel like a mom I feel like an angry mom like an
Annoyed mom and my sons are not listening and I just go you know what I’m just have you seen the Hobbit no I’ve actually done The Hobbit if you are talking about that scene legless where he’s just been a badass there’s one involving um some uh some dwarfs and a
River yes in barrels oh W yeah there’s some stuff in there b you’re acting like a real Grimmer Worm tongue this morning L one for the Lord of the Rings heads 1324 10 give us a buzz if you want to play our 610 quiz we’re going to try and
Move on and yeah Lord of the Rings we’re going to have five Lord of the Ring themed questions I’ve written the quiz this morning we’re going to rewrite it we’re going to re tried it during JT if you mentioned something about the fellowship we’ll put you in the draw twice for
Taylor how’s that you can’t do that yeah I can for sure it’s 16 hallelujah it’s 16 good morning Brett and baywater how you doing yeah great thank you yourself yeah not too bad mate you’re fan of The Lord of the Rings franchise yeah I um this is the froto oh
Yes yeah you’re a big froto guy yeah well look yeah Bell’s a bit upset because we’re watching Lord of the Rings Clips this morning instead of preparing for the show but I can assure you it’s still going to be a banger let’s kick into the quiz uh swifties are annoyed
About the strict rules around what you can and can’t bring into her concert at the MCG including no bracelets on carabinas what’s your favorite race in tolken Lord of the Rings Universe what what what’s your what’s your favorite what’s your favorite race in Lord of the Rings so there’s like there there’s like
HT I wrote a question for this about the bracelet there Orcs oh The Hobbit you like Hobb makes sense I mean you like fro well done you can’t just turn the quiz into a lot of the Rings quiz b he’s not going to do that I we’ve had our we’ve had our fun
Now we’re going to move on well with with the bracelets you can only take one in yes that’s it yeah well no actually you can have multiple on each wrist you just can’t have carabinas okay oh sorry thank you Brett I didn’t see that story man I was
Watching the Rings this morning so I’m glad Bill cleared that up for us anyway um Jacob a’s mom has shut down a journo who rocked up at their house what’s your mom’s name Carrie Carrie correct uh wonderful a slice of water Brothers movie world is coming to Melbourne for
The F1 GP what RAC is gimy son of what races gimy yeah g yeah with a beard um hon no he not a hobbit unfortunately noose so we have to move to Jamie and the other Jamie do you even know like did you watch L of the Rings not a massive of the
Rings do you know what the other race is though so there’s like there’s Hobbits and then there’s the other small race uh is he fro h no it’s not froo such of rookies this morning you are in the draw toy Tor you can’t just move on from him until R yeah yeah well
It’s it’s s of half is Jes can you tell us what race gimle was with the big beard and the axe a dwarf he was a dwarf that is right no more uh okay the world’s oldest man is celebrating his 123rd birthday um which is very exciting can you name swear to
God can you name one of the two towers for us this is a tough one one of the two what one of the two towers Two Towers um one like Theon yes yes I suppose technically yes yeah authentic and barer is uh would also been accepted there
Um swear to God I wrote a great quiz this morning yeah yeah um okay last question young influencers are getting onto nicotine pouches instead of Vapes uh can you finish this ad [ __ ] you can beat the cigarette yeah you can well done James you are in the draw to go see
Taylor Swift in our box make sure you come nice and early so we can discuss Lord of the Rings law if you were to win um also you get to pick the next song we play all right so would James you like some Delta lost without you I keep trying to find my
Way I’m without you I I would I wouldn’t I wouldn’t say Dela oh you wouldn’t say Delta okay say Delta I’m not a massive Delta fan you got against Delta it’s either that or the Lord of the Rings theme r no no Liam You’re a Big Sno guy I wouldn’t say that I think you’re
The Sno guy I would say you’re the Sno guy I’m I’m not a SN guy in the Nova building Liam’s known as the Snus guy yeah if you want some SN you go to Liam no yeah where’s Liam oh he’s just having some SN well can I just say Snus is
Legal for starters can you I didn’t know what snu was until you told me so can you explain so it’s probably the next craze you know how there’s so cigarettes obviously they were like oh that’s you know that’s bad so like now it’s now
It’s vaping I mean it is bad I know it is bad cigarettes they were like who literal cancer everyone’s jumped onto the Vape train and now they’re going well this is bad as well it’s obviously obviously anything you’re inhaling is is not great but um yes Snus
Seems to be the new thing which is essentially a pouch of nicotine you sort of put um in between your gums and your lips so don’t get it but you know how people have nicotine patches when they’re trying to stop smoking yeah um yeah snos is just like a hit of nicotine
So I suppose it gives people like head spins and some people enjoy and a lot of um footballers like uh like European footballers they um they’ll use it um just to sort of calm them do you chew it or you just stick it on your gum you
Leave like a little pillow like in your gum so what’s the point like there’s no action with it I think half of it is suppos action it’s the feeling where do you get the snoo from uh like I’m not I’m not promoting Sno but I’m like yeah
Dude you’re the snoo guy um yeah there is like there’s a there’s a website called like SM monster I like I know know I know it’s like yeah but I I’ve had like I literally had it one time I didn’t like it at all but 13
2410 just takes one time to become why we talking about why we talking about that because it’s because they banned Vapes and uh there was an article this morning saying that Snus use has skyrockets oh it’ll be 100% it’s like every like we just as a world we sort of
Fall into fads and you’re like that’s a bad habit and you try and kick the bad habit with another bad habit and so it rolls on 132 2410 are you on the Snoop what was your preferred website lamb no I have never bought it right but I do
Know I think there’s like SM moner or something well my friends are quite into it at the moment well it is supposed to be uh apparently some more and more kids are taking it it’s taking off like you said Liam it’s a new fed because of the
Vapes being bned the first time I heard about Snus was when Noah Khan came in remember that I didn’t have the guts to mention it in the interview cuz I want to like if he was weird about it or whatever but I noticed he had it looked like he had
So if you look for it’s like a round jar like almost like a hair gel was in his pocket like Circle and recognize it after the interview finished shut up I was like I was like is that Snus and he’s like oh yeah the upper deck he like
I have like 345 milligram of a day like he he said he performs with them in like in his mouth and he s of had a bit of he talking like this a little bit but I think it’s cuz he had the lit pillow in a yeah Lee and craigy burn um pill
That’s what the kids call it yeah have you uh not encouraging it have you had a had a bit of an upper decky are you a bit of a what I I myself have never used it but yes about 10 years ago I had a friend come over from
Sweden Swedish yeah like European thing yes so apparently they do it regularly they love it so she came over I’m not sure whether it was a stronger version or not but after a night out she convinced one of my friends to try it and um she tried a very small amount and
Proceeded to throw her stomach up for the rest of the night too much Sno it’ll hit you it’ll hit you Ash Gardner in The Newsroom are you are you hearing a lot of this in the news currently about the the Sno yeah but it’s something I’ve have actually been familiar with for a
Long time because back we got we got another SN no but back when I used to go out to like when I first started going out to nightclubs and stuff you could smoke inside the venues that’s how old I am and then I forget you really don’t look very old but I’m like when like yeah we
Used to smoke on planes and you know around kids back in my day I’m like what but then obviously that was banned because it was disgusting and so a lot of my mates started using snor instead and again I also found that quite foul but yeah they
Were shoving the little pillows up under their gums and stuff did you try any app no it does not appeal to me at all it’s just like leaky tobacco juice it’s gross if you ever need some Sno you know where to go Liam yeah no I I genuinely I did
It one time I didn’t enjoy it so they go up to like 45 Mig I had like a 3 MGR one which is like nothing and I had it in for like 2 minutes and then I just like yeah I like went a white I’m I need to
Go in the toilet and like take my clothes off what dude it rocked me it absolutely we we can do one later on this morning if you want a try Bello you get in a bit of a s and then you just want to vomit I don’t want to be in a s
Imagine if we did Sno yeah as I it’s not illegal but I don’t know if we should do it on the right world’s best the best in the world I’m David rush and I’m the world’s best three ball Cascade juggler world’s best David thank you so much for joining us I mean when
Did you start your juggling Journey was this something that you were doing from you know your toddler years or as a teenager yeah I learned how to juggle when I was 8 years old so young kid took me all summer to learn it took my brother who
Was a year older just 3 days and so competitive by Nature I had to work hard at it David how long did you juggle for without stopping so I recently broke the Guinness World Records title for longest duration juggling on my fourth Try by the way and I went 13 hours 10 minutes
Oh my gosh so what do you do when you need to go to the bathroom the guy that did it before me he went 12 hours 5 minutes he wore a catheter I wasn’t willing to go that far yeah so I I wore you know an adult
Diaper and uh and took some em modium yeah wow that’s almost more impressive if there was a point like you know you’re like 10 hours in I’m going to have to put myself to get this record you know what I mean that’s amazing though David so all right so you’ve got
That record and so so B before you ask your next question so with the when you’re juggling for 12 hours is it what makes you drop the ball is it is it fatigue in the arms is a a lack of concentration in your mind so so I’ll
I’ll just go back a little bit to get to this point I I’ve broken about 40 juggling World Records the first one was longest duration blindfolded juggling that ends you know when I drop a ball CU I can’t see him um I then worked my way
Up one of the most the longest record before this one was the furthest distance traveled on foot while juggling three balls um and so again no stops no drops that one ended when I dropped a ball after running 9 miles so is that not even you running I mean you’re
Allowed to walk for that one but I ran the whole way just cuz you it was easier running and juggling the Cadence with the arms swinging is easier than walking and then I’m like okay I really want to do this longest duration juggling Record 12
Hours 5 minutes it’s a long time how do you psychologically prepare but I set myself a deadline 3 weeks before my daughter was due and I’m 3 and 1 half hours in and my wife texts my neighbor who was there from the hospital saying I’m not coming home until we have a baby
And so that one ended after I thought for several minutes can I go another nine hours oh my gosh and then and then my wife ended up being on the support crew when I was able to attempt it again that time I was 10 hours 53 minutes into this 12-h hour
5 minute record when two balls collided and I dropped the ball literally that’s what happened oh God and I wanted to go after it again right away but I’d ripped the muscle in my arm like from 10 hours and 53 minutes of J so it took several months to heal
Up and then I’m ready to go again so this time I was 10 hours and 28 minutes in and then there was a ball on the floor and I didn’t know why there was a ball on the floor I was just so I’m so delirious I’ve got like vertigo from
Staring at these balls going around forever I’m drinking chocolate milk I’m like what’s going on I was so disorted I didn’t understand what had happened so I actually watch watch the video back frame by frame analysis I’m looking at it my hand is coming up with a ball in
It and then it goes back down with the ball in it after 125,000 throws I simply forgot to throw a ball oh my God no oh God so the the the fourth time I’m in this I’m just staring at these balls go back and forth and back and forth and
Finally I got a five and a seven-year-old boy they said Daddy you broke the record congratulations oh I that where’s your brother in all this because initially you started juggling he did it in 3 days is he like Jesus David I get it I get it you beat me you
Juggled for 12 half hour you’re you broke the world record you’re doing interviews in Australia on radio okay good on you mate I I stopped juggling 10 years ago it was more like 25 years ago uh it’s been a pleasure having you on the show David um all the best with
The future record breaking and we appreciate your time this morning hey thanks for having me on appreciate it world’s best they’re the best in the world yesterday I found out my buddy here Ben uh was leaving work early to go and play golf with cackling Jack post
From another radio station uh bit of a worry uh when you know Ben’s hanging out with other men and not me Liam we’ve been good friends now done a radio show together for is it over 10 years almost long time um I didn’t think you would be
So jealous I just don’t want anyone getting in between us you know he just replaced he replaced work with Jack very quick very early yesterday as well red out of here right after the show guys I got to go got to go I’m allowed to leave work in fact there’s new laws being
Talked about the news we go I’m allowed to leave work to go play some golf with a friends after 4 hours of work look no Belle I was a little flat that I didn’t get the invite um so you even like golf so when when Ben left I decided to
Quickly rush out and get some clubs um I I called around some golf courses at the area to sort of find out the tea off time and then I crashed their golf game I couldn’t believe you did this yesterday when Ben realizes that his actual best friend is here to play golf
With him as well as his new friend Jack it’s going to be like all these Christmases have count at once what are you kidding me what are the bloody odds are you serious Jack oh my God I didn’t know you were playing here today at this time dude I had no idea
You guys were playing here today suppose you guys don’t mind me joining you for the next 17 hour I literally was just playing some golf yeah you know me dude on a Wednesday I love swinging iron you’ve never played golf in your life I play golf like all the time are brand
New dude that’s why I was so shocked seeing you did you buy those just to dude this is the uh this is the Sim 2 am I even allowed to wear a microphone for another radio station know I don’t even know what do you think I was following
You like some sort of psycho what do you think I’m like jealous of you hanging out with other people on the radio so what I’m like some sort of freak like cooling golf holes in the area so finding booking for Jack how do you know where we were booked I did have
To call a few but well you te first yeah you go first mate dude why not let’s do this can you hold that for me Jack you just put it in your bag that’s fine are you going to wait for the guys to up there or
Yeah I don’t think there much danger but it is customary to yeah I play a lot of Str CES so yeah let’s cream this puppy wh retry that was in the drink wasn’t it did you bring more than one bow I might have to go to the Pro Club shop
Um it’s the same I think it BC the first one wa that’s the way to do it we should put that in our golf boy group chat later on that was sick oh so how often are you guys planning on doing this sort of stuff we haven’t haven’t really done
Ben Aid gol he’s trying to get into it I’m trying to play more so maybe once a week or so well I mean Ben and I actually work the same job so we pretty available most of the same time so yeah there’s more than 300 courses in Victoria so he can’t ring them
All he can draw and I will but seriously guys don’t play golf with without me again Psychopathic just checking in that wasn’t weird that I was it like you guys were completely comfortable with that right PS yeah no we had a good day bill yeah had a couple
Of coule of beers couple of swings yeah it was nice it was nice actually hearing Jack when you said how often do we plan on doing it and he said once a week and that was news to me yeah yeah well news to me as well and I’ll be I’ll be
Watching you like a HK um because yeah it certainly won’t be happening without me under my radar so uh yeah you’ll have to play night golf which I know is not a thing I after the show I’m going to check under my car for like an Apple Air
Tag yeah that’s good put a tag in in your clubs yeah they I always know which course you’re on uh I believe the whole thing was filmed as well so if you want to see the world’s worst golf swing IE Liam oh come on guys honestly the worst shot I’ve
Ever seen Classic this is what it’s like hazing between friends you know I’m you hit two of the worst golf shots I’ve ever seen and we got it on camera uh the video will be up on the Ben L Bell socials Instagram Tik Tok geez B you’d probably be a little jealous wouldn’t
You B and I playing golf yesterday today with Jack post from another radio station no Liam you weren’t even invited you just weirdly rocked up and no what happened was I was playing golf anyway on the same course and we had a similar tea off time bumped into you guys and
Now we’re going to start like a group chat and play golf together every week there has been no talk of a group chat it’s more of a me and Jacka friends type thing and Liam’s injected himself in no it’s very sweet though because I I could
See it in Liam’s eyes yesterday um Ben when you said look I’m I’m off I’m going to play golf with Jack my new friend and Liam on honestly look like a cut up child like he was like we were sitting there and we we were going to like you
Know do our normal work and start going okay well let’s talk about the show and Liam was just kind of staring off into nowhere and he was like guys do you think do you think I should go do you meet him and I said Liam if
You really want to off you really think so we had to call a fair few um Golf Club say don’t worry it would be great for the show it’s great content but we knew you just wanted to go yeah uh look there will be a video up soon on the the
Band Layman Bell so so you can check all out out all the fun but I’m sure you know we’ll probably get lots of videos cuz we’re going to do it all the time um but yeah no look it is it’s concerning when your best friend has a new friend
You know you just go oh that’s you know that’s great so but I mean in that time you’re hanging out with them you could be hanging out with me you know what I mean um why don’t we do that this morning 132 410 does your best friend have a new
Friend yeah you’re like are you yeah this girl called Julie freaking Julie so we want people we want people calling up who are worried about their friendship ending because their best friend has a new friend yeah just like there’s a there’s another rooster in the CPE and
You’re sort of feeling uneasy look the phone Line’s going up people say people obviously hey didn’t think we get that many calls people obviously feel the same way every now and then you just got to be you just got to be guarded because one day it’s golf without you the next
Minute you know they’re moving a weekend trip away God forbid you know I I’ve had like we has been talks of a weekend trip Jesus Christ yeah that kind of when you said that it felt very quick that you are you planning on going on a weekend
Or I said there’s been talks yeah right I mean cuz we it’s been a long time since we’ve done that I’m I’m I’m it’s been almost like a year and a bit since we’ve gone a weekend away yeah so I I’ve actually got an Airbnb voucher I’ve been
Meaning to use if you guys wanted to get maybe to a for somewhere B off no need no need uh 1 2410 does your best friend have a new friend so Liam you rocked up on the second hole Yeah but when we were playing were you hiding in the bushes
Because we were hiding in the bushes because so B um we were approaching the first green so we just played the first hole uhhuh and Jack said to me he’s like there’s a guy in the bushes and there was a creek that runs through the golf
Course and I said was he fishing and and he’s like oh I think he must have been fishing but now I think about it that was Liam in the bushes it was me with cameraman Jack waiting to surprise my two besties Jack probably thought I was
A guy with the camera in the bushes Paparazzi yeah probably uh well you know it is a little concerning when your best friend gets a new friend that’s what we’re asking this morning Isabelle and marach what happened with you yeah so my best friend has decided to download Bumble BFFs
Which I’m really sad about because I’m her BFFs yeah wow so she’s like actively really searching for a new best friend in front of you yeah yeah so she has just gone through a breakup so I think she’s just trying to fill in her time
But I mean but you can feel that void any day of the week you know what I mean you know you’re a bestie exactly yeah that is concerning well if you ever want to come and play golf with me and the boys is it all I’m sure you’re welcome uh Mary in
Foots gray this is your husband correct it’s my husband who’s part of a bike riding club with his besie yeah and every time there’s a new Rider that joins there’s his huge anxiety where have they gone who’s gone on a bike ride with the other yes is
There is there a bit of s riding going on are they getting into slip Lanes together you know somewhere on the weekends when he’s not involved and that’s of course that sort of plays on your mind and that’s what I got to think you know is been you know going over to
Jack’s house and doing pretend radio shows and they’re like oh man I wish we could leave our co-hosts and run away together you talks of a podcast who knows and this is the thing these are the sort of things that send shivers down your spine Sam joins us now good
Morning Sam does your best friend have a new new friend this is also your husband no this is my boyfriend he’s into prospecting and he met some guy on a Facebook page that wanted to go prospecting with him some random dude yeah and now they go after work and I
Don’t even know who this guy is go siing through dirt that does feel suspicious Sam I’d be very worried if I was it I’d be B yeah well you should be I am too I’m confus what do they do they sit through looking for gold like with a metal detector or with
Their hands no no they wash dirt that’s what I say to him you’re washing dirt with a stranger that is so weird it is weird what you find like what are they hoping to find oh they find gold there’s gold in The Creeks man yeah so what do you know about this
Mystery Golder like what do you know about the other guy I know absolutely nothing all I know is that there’s like a Facebook page gold prospecting and they all hook up and he talks about this guy and I go I don’t even know who this
Guy is I think you should ask some more questions I re you should at least be able to go on one of the gold prospecting trips just to sort of keep a watchful eye or Sam what you can always do is you um you just sort of uh follow
Them and hide in the bushes far away that’s what I did yesterday and then you sort of pop out and go what do you guys doing here and then often they’ll just involve you in the group from then on yeah that also works that’s crazy I think just for safety reasons also
Maybe just track him on his phone one day when he goes just make sure he’s okay this seems like kind of illegal like I think I think I think you can’t track people like that no you like ask and be like hey no I’m not saying like
Stalk him I’m saying like hey you think the gold prospect is a murderer is that what you saying that’s I wasn’t really thinking my first thought and I I I’ll put my hand up and say I think something else is going on you think it’s break Back Mountain I yes I see
By my brain went broke Back Mountain I was more thinking that especially you said they were hooking up yeah well yeah literally came out of Sam’s Mountain I went murderer so here we are may I don’t know we should get Sam to do a steak out
And then tomorrow and then next week we now that’s Sam did you want me to come on a steak out with you to follow your boyfriend I would love you too I would absolutely I mean people do crazy things for gold that’s it well yeah yeah true
Yeah for sure well I’ll bring my binoculars and U we can set that up next week 13410 Melbourne’s most unreasonable boss if your ears pricked up when I said that if you go yeah my boss is completely unreasonable 13 2410 give us a buzz um you are in luck though if
You’ve got an unreasonable boss because I believe labor has passed a bill they’re going to pass a bill which gives employees the right to ignore work calls and emails like out of work hours obviously yep so so so if you clock off at 5: then2 you can ignore that call because
You’re not getting paid to answer that call and on the weekends that would be sick if you ever get a call like on the weekend it feels very like I’m getting fired like what’s happening here yeah hey Ash in the news room um is the bill
Passed or they trying to pass it so it it’s part of a raft of workplace laws uh that are set to sail through the Senate today so labor kind of struck a deal got the support it needed yesterday so the laws are set to pass through today kind
Of clearing the way for those type of changes to come into Force yeah I hope it’s not for co-workers as well CU i’ be very upset if Ben Ben felt like he couldn’t respond to my messages over the weekend anymore which he does sometimes already but if he if he could hide
Behind a law that would really affect me well it’s funny because when I was y guys producer for a few like you know Fair few years um yeah weekends like as a producer the news doesn’t stop so as a producer it was always your boss would
Be texting like the head of the radio station going hey have you got this are you doing this what are we doing for that um events would be happening on the weekend or like you know for example like Australian Open so it’s like all right well this is happening we got to
Chase people up for it you’d be working Saturday Sunday like from Friday onwards and then come Monday you’re like well that’s my weekend gone it happens not us no Wendy in Dorene good morning we’re talking Melbourne’s most unreasonable boss have you got one good morning guys
Yes I have well I did um I work for a government agency and at the time my dad was in hospital and passed away um and she would not let me go to his memorial are you for real y oh my God your boss didn’t let you go to your dad’s funeral
It wasn’t actually a funeral my dad didn’t want a funeral it was just a memorial um the day he was being promoted um but I was still here in Melbourne my my family didn’t have yeah um but yeah she wouldn’t let me go and that’s insane oh my God
That’s crazy personi Wendy what industry what industry are you in like is it nursing it was I was working for Medicare yeah right oh man I’m sure you they could have let you go for a few days my God that’s wild I mean that’s I
Mean that’s going to be hard to top but if you I mean if you’ve got a boss that you just you’ve got one of the stories you’re like they might not even be your boss anymore but you oh my God this person was just the worst thir 2014
Completely unreasonable bosses this is a perfect time to vent and get yourself in the draw for our box for Taylor S yep that’s right if you get your voice on air that means you go in the drawer to go see Tay Tay Tony joins us now tell us about your
Boss uh yeah so he besides being the you know the regular boss where you wouldn’t um allowed to leave on time yeah he so um when I found out my sister was actually dying he um asked me to resign because he couldn’t hold my my job is that even legal
Yeah I don’t know but that doesn’t feel legal Tony yeah that’s a level above unreasonable and so what happened did you did you resign I did because I I wasn’t in the right frame of mind did deal with it um I mean my sister lived thank God but um it wasn’t even the
Point I mean told us she was going to die and yeah they they said to me sorry can’t hold your job um can you sign or can you come in because we don’t think you’re job will be sitting here waiting for you awesome very compassionate of yeah
Grinch with the heart and it gets really small yeah for sure B had a little Grinch heart but also sorry side note incredible that she lived yeah abely amazing happy end of the story uh Kelly joins us now on Emerald tell us your unreasonable boss my boss he expects
Things that other bosses do not expect like he expects me to take care of his children he expects me to yeah and and he even expects me sometimes to be intimate in the middle of the day uh is your boss your husband your boss your husband my boss is my husband
I thought I thought we had another illegal yeah she’s doing a bit I like that we love when people do bits Kelly I like bits Kelly you’re a Taylor Swift fan aren’t you you want to get on here for I appreciate the hustle Kelly Kelly glad you’re getting some afterno light
As well in there lost 10 years off my life can I ask Kelly um what do you and your husband do uh he’s a quantity surveyor MC Consulting quantity surveyors a quantity surveyor he can’t freak l no wonder I love that You’ obviously had to explain that job before I’m a quantity
Surveyor he counts bricks qu yeah yeah suring numbers we just had a wild call um someone’s telling us that their husband is a quantity surveyor and we’re like what is that just counts bricks um but I do it’s a fancy job title for Brick C and I think a lot of people do
Have them it’s like normally when it’s so long that you’re like I’m so confused like what is that like you know a dentist you know what a dentist is but we would love to get people’s fancy job titles this morning 13 201410 like your official title what it will say on your
Resume if it’s long winded and it’s fancy and then you can tell us what you really do we’d love to hear from you 13 2014 and I loved her because it it does feel like a real partner thing like oh yeah he’s a something something he doesn’t actually do anything so if it’s
You or your partner or or someone um yeah if you got a fancy fancy sounding job title but he actually don’t really do anything um the way I want to do this though is you give us the job title and then we try and guess what you do Ash G
In The Newsroom uh what does your mom do so she when I was growing up she was a domestic engineer is so is that yeah no she was a stay-at home mom okay yeah yeah yeah that’s fair what we say domestic facilitator then maybe she Engineers see that Cara in Fern tree gy
Joins us now this is your hubby uh what’s their fancy job title so it’s waste and resource removal officer right so he’s a Garbo well he makes sure no he’s the off he sits in the office so he makes sure the garos pick the bins up
And puts back in the same spot my my best mate does that Harry he’s a he’s an office was management so they don’t do the B no he does he does no he tells people they need to put the bins back properly I’m sure there’s more involved in it
Yeah it’s like the like the admin of the bins yeah so when someone says my bin wasn’t picked up then he has to get it done uh live in Armadale joins us now this is also your husband what’s their job title hi no this isn’t my husband
This was me okay um so it was a correspondence officer correspondence officer uh admin it seems admin it seems like someone would email a company and then your job is to reply yeah what they what do they do so it was for fine Victoria and I literally
Just set up payment plans all day and it was so boring well correspond you’re in the draw now to go see Taylor Swift congratulations Jackie in essendon good morning this is your husband what’s the job title yes he’s a stick Rec configurator stick R is he a
Cter oh yes he is oh work for a builder he’s a chippy he’s a chippy yeah he just reconfigures sticks that’s a good one H Courtney in Richmond what’s the title I am a client implementation executive whoa that’s big okay sounds cool that does sound very fancy sounds
Like you’ve got your own business cards you know what I mean and you’re like oh how’s it going there in the Big Smoke Court yeah good I’m a client Implement provide what what I can’t implementation executive W exective so it’s obviously an executive position is there a boardroom involved Courtney feels like
You’re wearing business suits my wife in boardroom wow so and so what do you actually do um I actually work as a co-ord and over guys oh you sell us it’s like a super fancy name for the coords yeah and I actually don’t know what a cward was
Until a couple of days ago I said what is a cward but that’s a coordinator and so how do you we just we just say everyone is sort of sales you know what I mean so to me you’re just in sales but what do you actually do I can’t describe
Your job what do you do um I implement the client I basically just make things happen right so if St so let’s say Stan comes to Nova or Nova goes to Stan and they go hey we want to get some air time or some ads on the station your job is
Was to implement Those ads yeah literally that’s Courtney is there any clients that you’d like us to implement right now knock yourselves out any come to mind any big ones what’s your top one yeah yeah all right you some Bunnings Bunnings Bunnings bu yeah well lowest prices are just the beginning
Right there yeah I’m going to go get a snag and a hammer this weekend hey 13 2410 you can keep these calls coming through give us your fancy job title we try and guess what you do if you get your voice on air that means you go on
The draw to go see Taylor Swift uh Jenny and mbar this is your daughter tell us her fancy Dr family J oh Subway obviously y sorry I I couldn’t hear you when Sandwich Artist Sandwich Artist yes yes I you called to say Sandwich Artist and then I said Subway then you said
Obviously yeah you made us feel like OT therebl [Laughter] yes you are in the draw J now for the Taylor Swift I hope you smoke B again as well you win and come to that corate box you absolutely dominated me thank you very much bring
Subway oh man oh wow you you fully hit him in the head with a with a with a foot long a Meb sub there yeah obviously duh uh anyway PA good morning mate give us your fancy job title yeah good guys I’m a fired clay AR
Oh artist oh I know what you are what is he you’re a bricky that’s right you it’s a thinker though it is a thinker uh Felicity and K Downs what’s your long fancy job title I am an enteral therapist that sorry hit me hit me one more
Time an enteral therapist an ENT Thal therapist so something to do with bam yoga maybe bam yoga that would be nice uh no I teach people to manage colostomy there yeah there you go right yeah I thought F I thought I heard thermal in there somewhere so I was thinking temperature
What’s the What’s the title of the job one more time enteral therapist St St okay yeah yeah I was hearing ther yeah me too I guess bag can be warm can yes yes a hot water bottle conly Felicity thank you very much we appreciate you getting involved um hey
This is Jack har right now we still got full phone lines do we keep going these are great Naomi in suur joins us now good morning what’s your fancy job title good morning guys I’m a pooer a pooer I think in in a lot of ways we’re
All poo schedulers I if I had to guess I would say you’re a mum I well I am a mom but that’s not my job all okay for some reason and I know this isn’t right I just went to colonoscopies but I just there’s actually no poo involved with
Colonoscopies cuz you sort of you have to clear it all out before you get one you know so oh really yeah if you don’t do the prep right then it’s pooy okay um yeah my wife works like a man who’s had a few well no yeah no my that’s my my
Wife do say na not for fun like it’s her job do you do colonoscopies no I do not this one this one’s a thing oh is it with animals yeah does it involve like dog is it dog walking nothing to do with animals interesting I like because it’s simple but we still
Don’t know what you do yeah okay what what do you what do you do I am a uh scheduling admin person for a big plumbing company I get yeah so yeah yeah no my head wasn’t even there yeah that makes sense uh Emily in Nar and this is your friend what they
Do yeah yeah a friend of mine um a transparent structure technician that is huge sorry a transparent what a transparent structure technician transparent building I think it’s the windows transporting glass no so a window cleaner oh very good very good this has just been like a fun game to play really I
Like people are trying to work out what’s happening as well I am so excited today I’m living out my dream you’re doing the thing yeah I love it B it’s good I’m boarding the Titanic yes the new Exhibition at the Museum Melbourne Museum y they’ve got that Titanic uh exhibition on at the
Moment and I’m going tonight with my mom I did it uh in the holidays it was it was super cool like it’s weird you do feel a bit dumb cuz when you’re in there you’re like oh my God this is just like the movie and then you’re like oh no
It’s like the real thing that happened in real life like 100 years before the movie came out but like do you know what I mean cuz you go into they’ve like they’ve remade uh the cabin so you you sort of feel like you’re in the ship
Like you know and the staircase you know at the end when they’re all like when Jack and Rose are walking up the stairs and yeah it’s got that exact staircase and you can get like photos in there and stuff and um they have like this this big ice block it’s probably not super
Hygienic this big ice block and everyone gets to touch it and that’s what the water temperature is like oh so it’s like that’s sad imagine how like cold it would be oh my God now I know this may be a dumb question but I was taught there’s no dumb Questions obviously Titanic’s based on the real event yeah 1912 I think I know what you’re going to ask was there a Jack and Rose on theic no no they’re fictional fictional characters but like the captain was the real Captain and then and a lot of the other stuff in the
Film was like wait what like it’s not the same bloke obviously but like no no no but the name of the captain he you know he’s is portraying the real captain of the Titanic and then they just they added so you will see when you go B and
You should do it as well Ben but there’s like photos on the wall and it’s like well this woman you know she was actually a a really rich woman but she you know made sure that all the women children were getting on the boats and and she’s like the the bigger lady in
The Titanic who’s actually nice so she’s a real person Jack and Rose are the only ones that are like upazi yeah and the other cool thing is they give you a little ticket at the start and then you see the death notices at the end and you find out if he
Survived or not really yeah so you so they’ll like when you walk in I don’t want to give the whole thing away I was really excited now I think cuz my mom my mom was serious she said she she’s coming with me as I said and she said
I’ll bring a box of tissues and I was like haha and she was like no I will but now I genuinely well especially the crazy thing I mean I haven’t even mentioned there actual artifacts from the real Titanics and they recovered from the bottoms like this is some
Plates and you know this is someone’s suitcase and it’s it’s insane um but yeah they give you a little ticket I think they give where they can I think it’s not a complete random so I think males get a male one and females may get a female
One most of the dudes died um I got a third class dude I think I was one of the Irish guys dancing in the basement so I I kind of knew I was dead Sarah Sarah was like an upper class woman she was right she got off in a boat with 20
People in it floody hell they could have fit like 60 space that was the problem that was the big problem they were just like they were like that’s enough just get rid of that one and then yeah but yeah I mean you guys know the Titanic
Disaster no no need for us to sort of go over the whole thing doesn’t clearly well no I just wondered if they were fictional or not yeah right fictional unfortunately I must admit the whole time you were talking I was waiting for This I know that sort of seems like the crescendo but I do have one more fun little Titanic thing sorry so you know in the film when Rose is like holding on for dear life on the top of the boat and it’s going down and there’s that drunk
Guy next to her and they’re like they’re like they’re like holding on as the ship’s being pulled down and they’re like on the very top like of the back of the Titanic um so that guy he was real and he was one of the chefs from the
Titanic and so when when they went back to recover a lot of the bodies and unfortunately they had died cuz they’re just Frozen in the water they came like an hour later with these rescue boats and he was like swimming around cuz the guy was blind like he was just like oh
My God this is going down like as in as in drunk yeah yeah yeah yeah he so drunk that his body temperature didn’t drop yeah so he was just he was like I’m going to die and just started drinking whiskey and then he was like woohoo by
The time they came to pick him up so sorry now I’m asking a dumb question so you’re saying the guy in the movie was actually the guy on the Titanic or he’s based off the guy no one in the movie is are you kidding me Bill they would have
Been like 94 years old when the thing came out oh it was 19 Titanic yeah okay yeah yes and that was for like that was for like the babies on the Titanic like come on good Titanic chat yeah it was good that was good Broadway’s biggest blogbuster Wicked is flying into the
Region theater next month book now at wickedthemusical.com today benam and bells friendship AIP why can’t we be friend we love friendship here Ben he’s my friend Belle you’re my friend Ben you’re my friend Liam you’re my friend see most of us are friends here um well Wicked the musical is a story all
About friendship and that’s why we’re doing friendship and manship uh Lauren in foots gray you have a pal that you want to reconnect with yeah cat C we fell out yeah we fell out um a few months back now basically over a guy um she didn’t really approve of him I guest
And I basically chose the wrong one and at the end of the day she was right and yeah yeah so now I think I sort of owe her an apology yeah could say you’re more of a dog person yeah yeah oh fun her name’s cat um it is I can you
Know you’re not you’re not you’re not alone here Lauren it’s always about a bloke it is we’ve had a bit of a pattern here Lauren where it’s always been uh we’ve had a falling out because of somebody and then that guy has no longer been around and then the friends
Reconnect so I think we can all take a lesson from this yeah men of pigs yeah absolutely and uh your friend a cat um so let’s uh we’ve got a number here Lauren let’s give her a buzz um it it might be a bit awkward but if you can
Amend that friendship then we’re going to give you $500 cash for dinner uh and two tickets to see Wicked so Lauren we’re going to put our number in you’re going to have to hold the conversation uh you know ask her to catch up and then we’ll come in okay all right cool no
Problems all right good luck Lauren thank you hello Cat hello it’s l hello Hi how are you I’m okay all right I know you’re going to be a bit weirded out why I’m calling um I’m really sorry about everything that happened with Dave I know at the end of
The day like you were right and I was wrong and yeah I’ve been meaning to call you heaps of times because I do think about you all the time and yeah I just thought like maybe we could catch up sometime soon because yeah as I say I
Was in the wrong and I shouldn’t have left it this long but I have and I’m sorry do you think you’d be up for that um yeah sure sure friendship and manship Cat you’re on Nova 100 with Ben Liam and bell and we wanted to see if we could rekindle the the friendship
Between you and your pal Lauren but it sounds like like you you’re into it yeah yeah absolutely oh lovely cat well thank you so much for being so uh open and welcoming to Lauren you weren’t working up there were you cat a little bit yeah
It did it felt like that it did feel like that oh Lauren well you did a great job um look we are going to award you both uh with tickets to go and see Wicked the musical um and you can get dinner beforehand we’ll give you $500
Cash for dinner Lauren you have a great day cool thank you very much guys no worries cat you too thank you take it easy no worries mate go back to bed hey Broadway’s biggest Blockbuster Wicked is flying into the region theater next month you can book now Wicked the musical.com and if you
Want to have your friendship a menhip prize if you want to win what they just won make sure you register no fm.com Au I I’m feeling for the swifties at the moment Ben and Bell I mean feels like the ones who don’t have a ticket of being targeted about they’re saying n
You can’t hang out and listen to the concert at the front I think if they want to sit outside the G and listen and be there for the Vib especially the Parklands there’s so much like space where you can just sit and enjoy uh and now they’re saying the friendship
Bracelets you’re allowed to have them on your wrist but you can’t have them on carabinas and apparently that’s the thing you do because you trade to Friendship sorry can I can I ask maybe I’m the one that doesn’t know what’s a carab what’s carab know a carab car like
Think of a janitor having keys on the side of his belt or when you’re rock climbing the it’s just clip well like cool cool people might wear a carabina with their keys is there kids walking around with bracelets on carabinas so this is the thing so a lot of swifties have gone up
In arms about it because and I saw this comment was like in capitals I have 400 bracelets I need to bring 400 because they bring them and then they trade them and like you know you share them around and like yeah um so they’ve been told
You can have as many as you can fit on your wrists no excess bracelets and also they’ve got measurements for the bags that you can bring in so it’s basically only like bum bags and stuff that so if you that’s a big carabin if you’ve got 400 bracelet yeah multi multiple caranas
Oh no one can stop you from putting the bracelets on your legs no it said wrists imagine if you had take down I can I I can I could get 400 friendship a test today to see how many i’ be like the Tin Man like I get
Them all my forearms all across my biceps there will be kids doing that because they’ll be like screw you guys I’m going to bring my 400 in yeah no one can stop me yeah yeah well look um I dropped my drink bottle my fault yeah I
Don’t think it was worth a gas no it was acted someone’s shot through the window um everyone Dro no it’s just drink Bott f is very highly strong she is she’s always at about a nine um and the rest of us are just cruising attitude like zero and one I’ve been
Trying to do a little song every single morning I’m going to try and do it for the entire year we sort of like what do we you know start a Feb now um I’ve done almost 20 I think tomorrow will be my 20th now look we we we do try and keep
These tight I mean normally 30 seconds is the is the rule M I’m a I’m a tad over 30 today Bill we said cut off was 30 I’m I’m specifically Ben you’ll need to cut it at 30 I’m about 21 tads over we’re also running behind time so what
What I can do is we can just make this today and tomorrow’s wait what or we can like um cut it in half like do a part one part two or I don’t know or needs that or we just do a bigger one today and I did
Like really really short you can’t keep doing that you’ve done that already can I can I listen to it and then make my mind up yeah you make your mind up yeah yeah Enjoy these little songs are going from strength to strength you see I’ve pned about 19 now just short of 20 tune in tomorrow for that one that’s why there is it easy on a Thursday morning Bill’s a Sneaky she likes morning so I imagine that sort of I was on Smooth FM later in my career they’re the sort of little songs i’ do sort of that easier going sort of and you can see why cuz it’s slow Pac songs that’s why it had to be longer I think you have
To do one tomorrow because in that you referenced that there’ll be one tomorrow yeah so I I’m happy with that I think the fact that you gave me a heads up it was going to be a little bit longer I could I will and I promise it’ll be shorter tomorrow
Better Liam and B cashi wo cash and that’s what it’s all about Lydia and Melton are you ready to win 1,000 bucks I’m ready all right right well this artist is a repper it’s probably the biggest song I suppose you could say I mean we’ll just reminiscing
Of how we saw her show at Sydney m music pole last year they got a lot of hits a lot of hits but this was like one of the original uh Tunes so we’re going to need the next 15 words Lydia all right this is your chance to win $1,000 you are
Playing Nova cashi ready to go sure am let’s do it ro ro it’s our this kind of love to aain enough I need a different kind of we were looking for we were looking for this Us sorry Lydia that’s sorry about that Lydia I’m trying to work out if there was eight F bombs that just went to air I think everyone out there was freaking out that she was swearing I don’t think she was swearing I think she was going no I thought she was like Lydia Lydia
Did youwe did you swear Lydia no no no I was saying cut instead of love oh yeah you were saying cut right yeah so now even closer to it other words so now really now I’m really stressing think she SW my chest is tight um yeah look we were looking for that
Kind of Lux just ain’t for us We crave a different kind of buz anyway uh Lydia congratulations you are in the draw potato so we could be calling you around this time tomorrow to let you know that you’re coming along to our corporate box I think so she was saying cuz it was
Luck DW but she was saying luck and then she was going luck luck luck she was screaming the word luck who knows that’s what was happening it’s always good to be kept on your toes you know live radio good I think we’re all good there I
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