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Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends we’re so glad you could attend come inside come inside that’s an old yes song that I heard on the way home never really liked that song but I thought it would be a good opening anyway this is punchlines I’m Frank
Nikaro longtime comedian lifelong sports fan and Today’s Show hopefully will not be as painful as this was for me last night it’s Thursday February 15th it’s time for punch line oh so we’ll get them in I take two all here we go February 15th Thursday time for yeah no you’re
Fine yeah I about a minute this was me last night making it it’s February 15th Thursday it’s Thursday February 15th punch signs is going to hit the this guy pokes his in this was a good one here Steve I’ll explain it second yes that was me last night for
Valentine’s Day that was uh that’s a new it’s a new thing called play at the Luxor and it’s like an adult playground and what’s kind of cool is all the games are are not video games so there’s nothing video about it there like a lot
Of like kind of ski ball stuff uh stuff where you got to move this thing along a metal railing and they have booze so why not so an adult playground it’s an adult playground is what it is they had a thing where you got to walk across this
Beam while the things are trying to knock you off I mean it was a lot of fun so I recommend I think it just opened a couple weeks ago so uh it was a good good place to spend the night so they had the velcro seat the velcro jumping
Wall I’m like I got to do this and I’m like oh this will be a show open I’m going to bounce super high I’m going to landay back W right on the bull sign be like what’s up it’s time for pun signs yeah it’s not that easy you think it’s
Going to be a little easier and as you saw suffered some groin injuries as well yeah it didn’t seem like the the trampoline had much spring to it it didn’t it did but also you’re afraid a little afraid I mean I don’t know I’m afraid of tramps three four all right ladies and
Gentlemen welcome to the show I was going to say he’s dropping by coming up but he he he walked in during that video and we’ve had him on before he’s a former UNLV quarterback we like to point that out uh we had footage of him last
Time he was here but uh we know him as the GM of the South Point Arena it’s Steve storth ladies and gentlemen Steve what’s up man all right hey great to be here Frank always great to see you you have great energy man I get fired up
When I come that’s what we try to do here get people moving we like it you got the Hat on you’re ready to go for horse cutting and I want you to explain cuz I’m going to be a novice I’m not sure what horse cutting is but I’m
Excited to go see it so okay well I think I can give you a little analogy that your viewers and listeners might appreciate here Frank so uh horse cutting is when a horse walks into a herd of cows and cuts one out kind of a cowboy thing but the deal is once he
Cuts one out all that cow wants to do is get back to his homeboys in the herd so so the horse has to keep him out and he’s judged on how well he does it so for me it’s kind of like Jaylen Ramsey trying to cover Tyreek Hill and not
Letting him you know get to the end zone so it’s kind of the same thing there yeah so people are going to see we can go and we can see not only can we see a lot of horses we’re going to see a lot of cows oh 4,000 of them this week get
Out of here true story and we have the barn out back now remember this is the South Point Hotel and Casino we’re talking about we do the show every day here in the sports book there’s so much more on property we have 11 restaurants there’s bowling there’s everything you
Could possibly need but there’s like a Full Arena and then the barn you can hold how many oh yeah no we’ll have 4,000 cows in this week and uh God this event as you as your listeners know and viewers know this casino is owned by Michael and paon right and Mrs gone was
The inspiration for the equestrian center and this is her she does several events a year but this is her Main Event m n yeah it’s main see that poor well we have the we have the the thing there can we put the flyer up there Steve Lo in he
Goes oh you even have the flyer so let’s show the oh now this is coming up Oh that’s oh that’s great thing let’s wait yeah that’s um yeah so uh people can come and how do they they just come it’s free to the public that’s what I was
Going to say it’s free yeah it’s from about 8:00 in the morning till literally midnight every night oh my God yeah oh yeah no it’s all day long and uh but it but it’s really cool these are very very expensive horses these are uh big-time trainers the best trainers and horse
Cutters around the the country are here and they’re competing for cash they’re big money yeah what kind of money are we talking here oh you’re talking probably 6 700 Grand over the week oh my God okay yeah now the big event is Saturday night so if you really want to to come see
Something cool uh we’ll open the doors at 6:00 that’s when all the finalists will show up Saturday night there’s a beautiful opening and uh a lot of pageantry and um so it’s beautiful Saturday night about 6 o’clock to 9 o’clock so come on out that’s what I
Want to know now I would I was going to think about Friday night but I found out that I might have just scored myself a ticket to go see Night Ranger at the Stratosphere so we go and Night Ranger fan Sister Christian immediate no they’re a little young over there on
That side of the the kid over here K are new 20 geez have you ever heard a Night Ranger have you ever heard a rat round and rat rat poison po Cinderella oh okay well Jerry well Jerry’s our resident Shredder he’s a guitar player so he he
He knows music because he he plays music but Ryan Ryan you’re 80s hairband can you name one 80s hairband uh kiss okay wellow they were more like 70s but okay oh not bad but they were still around in the 80s uh so the Super Bowl obviously we’re all done
With the Super Bowl but you at the arena it was it was nuts over there oh yeah no we had uh well you know Frank on property uh I think the estimation was around 6 7,000 people yeah I was here yep and then we had about a thousand
People in the arena on The Concourse which were our hotel guests we always want to make sure they have their own spot so it was great yeah we were we uh me and myself and Ralph who who hosts uh Race Day Las Vegas here and Jeff parls
And I we went upstairs we saw all the banquet rooms uh the the prices for stuff was amazing amazing and then the arena was packed as well it it was a good I was down here in the sports book watching it we had a blast and we have
Our first meeting today to talk about March Madness so that’ll be in that same exact room same concept see that’s what we’re we’re really excited for that uh college basketball obviously these all these tournaments we have so many tournaments in town as well but March
Madness you guys do a big amazing we put out the basketball floor full size we have free throw shooting contest we’ll talk a lot more about that as we get closer wait a second a free throw shooting contest test Frank versus Ryan that’s what we’re doing how are you in
The free how are you on the charity stripe I’m I’m not good on the the hardwood now Frank if you make four out of five you get a bucket of beer I am going to practice so hard all right I am going to practice four out of five
Bucket of beer and then we have to finish the beers on camera within 60 seconds a bucket in 60 seconds I I’ll take care of four can you do two in0 seconds sure uh so listen so now this big thing uh this this ber odm thing so
That’s what the flyer is let’s put the flyer up uh and you were you were texting me about this this is a fun one Frank so every year we do the tough heed and bull riding event which is on March 2nd which is a great event in and of
Itself $30 general admission ticket I mean we sell it out every year H how do you beat that you can’t do anything for $30 in Vegas anymore um it’s a beautiful night um greatest bulls and bull riders in the country and we always do it on NASCAR weekend okay so we’ll have a
Great you know like I said a great NASCAR crowd they’re a great local crowd but we’re having dinner with Coach odm this past week coach odm of course our UNLV head football coach who had an amazing year unb best year we’ve had in 20 years right um anyway he was born and
Raised in Oklahoma okay and was raised a cowboy and he said he’s always wanted to ride a bull and I said well light bul went off be careful what you wish for Coach um tough hean was his Idol as a kid okay um he’s never met tough hean so
We are going to put him with tough Heat tough’s going to teach him how to ride a bull uh we’ve already gotten the bull Willie I think I sent that to you Ryan will the bull willly the bull is Willie like what kind of bull is Willie oh
Willie’s a bull this is like a real oh yeah I I sent it to Ryan big this is not a this isn’t a mechanical bull this isn’t a mechanical actual bull named Willie but coach has been texting me he’s been practicing he’s got the stability ball with a little handle on
It and he’s got YouTube going he’s been practicing he’s taking this seriously um so what we’re going to do as a little fundraiser for unlb football we’re going to have a meet and greet with uh with Coach odm with tough hean It’s a fundraiser for unlb football we’d love
To encourage your listeners your viewers to come out uh we we got reports that coach Pierce AP is going to be there from the Raiders we got a lot of Big Time guys that are going to be there to watch I mean you can imagine how many
Of his friends want to see this right is Antonio Pierce getting on a bowl he’s not I well we got another one if he want we got a couple weeks to get him ready Maybe I don’t know ironically uh March 2nd is also the very first day of spring
Football for UNLV so we’ll be talking about UNLV football and all the changes going on in their world too so and you know what two days after that day my birthday oh there we go now Ryan do we need to put Frank on a that’s exactly
What we need to do birthday birthday bll hold on let me read my contract absolutely perfect nothing about bulls well that’s that’s my question so when when he gets uh tutored by uh how do you say his first name tough tough tuu FF tough is that not the cool I want to can
We call me tough for the rest of the week tough nicaro you were cranky Frankie yesterday I was no I I was tired Frankie yesterday do a little Googling though Frank he’s the most famous B riter in Bull writing history he and Ty Murray I know that name the two best in
The world yes um is is anyone are we when they when they meet and when they’re when he’s training them is there any video going on are they videoing that for you because if not I would like to volunteer our services to do that well tough’s advice is pretty simple
Just hang on hang on all right yeah right well Ann and Jerry we’re going to coordinate if we we we kind of want to get some behind the scenes footage that we come on we’d love to have you guys out come out to the meet and greet come
We we’ll take you behind the scenes to the Bulls and I am not getting on a Bull Ryan get that out of your mind right now I I think we’re gonna make it happen is there like a like an old bull like not Willie but is there one that you can
Just sit on for like selfies we could probably figure something out yeah we proba figure can we do that I’ve been on a mechanical Bowl I mean Jesus you just saw me on a trampoline going into a wall hurting myself and that was cushion so okay yeah the hard part don’t call me
Chicken I swear to God if you call I will Marty McFly it and I’ll do it because I don’t want to be called chicken all right folks stay tuned for this this is going to be that’s right and the hard part’s not riding the bull Frank the hard part’s getting off oh
Jeez that’s the hard part really cuz you don’t yeah all right well maybe a rodeo clown oh maybe I could be a rodeo clown that just hides out just pops his head up every 10 minutes cuz I last time I went to an event down there there was
Some VIP seating in the middle of the ring for the bull R oh yeah yeah that would be like they were having a drink and they’re in the middle that sounds like more my spe I’m not getting on a b Chris Chris Vinnie all right anyway
Steve as always listen so come out this and this goes on for how long again all weekend well the cutting event is all week through Sunday and like I said if you’re bored Saturday night that’s sort of the Showcase with the best Cutters in the world and and and that’s a fun
That’s a actually a fun night to to watch some great athletes and and The Price is Right fre all right I love it Steve saw stopping by the second time here you’re always entertaining you always give us a lot of information he didn’t give us any ideas
Though about bull riding for me that did not happen just now but we are going to cover that we want to see coach odm that how long is how long does coach odm stay on that bow do you think is there any well we’re gonna actually have a little
Uh draw a little Kolkata that night okay and we’re going to throw anybody can throw money in we got a a certain amount of money you throw in and whoever gets closest to that will win half the pot all right so there you go so you can get
In on that program too Frank I’m in all your viewers if they want to get a little action I know they love action they do yes oh my God all right Steve saw thank you for listen Frank good you you talk about energ you always coming with energy Steve storth all right cool
So we’re thank you Steve yeah you can add ey but I don’t want to keep you here you’re probably got an arena oh no okay I’m out there we go we’re not we’re not doing a commercial yeah I didn’t know how to gracefully do that all right guys off into the sunset thank
You for stopping in that’s fascinating we’re we’re shooting the bull stuff with bar with odm but I’m not getting oh God Bri if you get on a bull oh you’re a new father I can’t ask you to get on a bull he’s the best that guy that’s twice
He’s come in entertaining as all heck I love him so uh all right let’s go on to let’s talk about today’s episode it’s episode 90 by the way Jeff parl will be here we’ll talk some Caitlyn Clark for Frank mergie because Frank mergie who’s in the room every day he’s like do you
Know what today is I’m like yes it’s Caitlyn Clark day he has been watching more female specifically Caitlyn Clark he’s obsessed with her uh she’s 8.2 we’re gonna talk about that with Jeff and there’s ways you can bet on it and I might do something stupid I’m not
Getting on a bull I have been on an ostrich that’s not a bull it is not but they’re mean they’re meaner than Bulls I was going but decided not all right uh uh horns and helmets amazing concept come down and watch the ball coach try to make eight PS exactly there you go
It’s gonna be great Andrew I agree that’s Andrew binder checking in from uh is he downstairs somewhere on property somewhere on property we love Andrew all right uh hello sir sir’s watching what was that Andrew text Jerry back oh Jerry needs you to text him back Andrew so now
What am I an Aon boy now he made a deliver boy out of me yeah Andrew Jerry needs you to text him back is there anything pertinent that I can help with uh no that was it that was good that’s all we need to know I hope it’s about uh that
I’m not supposed to be on a bull ever okay uh let’s go ah take a look at the day uh it’s episode oh no it’s February 15th I need a sip of water I’m already getting nervous at the thought of being on a bull I’m not I’ll sit on one for
Like a cute picture okay how is he riding a bow there’s a Coach Spring football starts March 2nd they’re going to put their coach on a bull yeah how else do you get players b into the team all right wait Chris Andrews wait hold on there’s a text from Chris
Andrews all right February 15th guess welcome back my friend Emerson I said I said yes ah I’m so sorry I said yes for Emerson for the song I open with it’s Emerson Lake and Palmer damn it Chris I don’t make music mistakes like that Chris uh you can text anytime right now
And say that Frank is not allowed on a bowl go ahead text that Andrew text Jerry oh I just got a text from Chris from Chris what did he say Frank is encouraged to be on the bll he did not say that you’re lying that is not group text no he didn’t I’m
Not all right don’t do the chicken thing cuz it’s going to make me want to do it all right it’s February February not February February February febr Brew bro it’s good Brew February 15 2024 it’s National Wisconsin day there it is ladies and gentlemen the Badger State uh
I had a shirt when I was a kid uh it was a there’s a name for the badger is it Billy Bucky Badger something like that anyway I had a shirt with him on it and I wore it all the time until it fell apart in the laundry but uh Happy uh
Wisconsin day I don’t know uh all you Green Bay Packer fans suck yeah the fans suck too he was supposed to Jer not from that that’s my point Jerry that’s not what I gave up he said he wouldn’t give listening yesterday no actually one of my favorite shirts would be you know
What he should give up arguing with guests how about that one Kevin Bell and cof he argues with argued with uh Rod Futrell remember nice little Ryan when he was getting eight hours of sleep before the kid not an argument anyway one of my favorite shirts growing up was
I got in Wisconsin on a summer vacation with my grandpa and his best friend the G yeah um it said my two favorite teams are the Bears and anyone else who beats the Packers yeah there you go right so Wisconsin happy Wisconsin day I don’t know if we supposed to have uh cheese
Today to celebrate that although cheese curds yes thank you thank you for those and I’ll tell you I was at the Wisconsin State Fair I’m going to tell you right now when we did Street smarts we shot at a lot of state fairs Wisconsin State Fair deep fried deep fried Snickers bar
Deep fried donuts which I think they’re already fried they refried them I don’t know how that worked you had a deep fried Oreo here yet I yes I had a deep fried Oreo it was just all ridiculous and uh that was before the invention of lipor so anyway I was back then uh
Speaking of Wisconsin the proud Milwaukee Bucks now last night when I looked at the line they were minus 10 and a half it’s up to 13 and a half up to third just 13 flat just 13 all right so Milwaukee is 13 over the Grizz or I
Like to call the Grizzlies the Le like I call the Ning the lightning the Ning call the Grizzlies the Lees trying to start a thing with that is that going to catch on no all right happy cheese head days Green Bay Packers suck also um National Gumdrop day it’s National Gumdrop day
And look who’s happy about that the little gingerbread man is very happy about that gingi uh what’s Happ that’s gingi is that is a from Shrek oh yeah he did okay looks familiar drop buttons oh look you guys in the cartoon voices isn’t it cute the muffin man did Carlos
Al Rocky do that voice we have to find out out he might have yeah I I did recognize it I was like that looks familiar but sorry I needed that I’m you know what I’m going to do for your birthday we’re going to get Carlos back on the
Show and just have him do voices for a minute that’ll be your birthday present you’d probably love that uh National gum Gumdrop day okay here’s the thing about I don’t like about gumdrops they’re never the they they don’t taste like the flavor of the color you’re yeah expecting they’re just spice they’re
Just like annoying spice and just all sugar stupid you love gumdrops well just like right now that sounds really good to me all right now Shan National I’m having a stress day that’s Su some gumdrops stat all right it’s also episode 90 90th show the countdown starts only nine more till episode
100 91 92 93 94956 78 n it’s something like that nine more 10 more well nine it’s nine more yeah why’d you look at me puzzled with the m remember when he was when you had to Frank do you need water before the show can I get you
Anything now he’s like I edited your stupid trampoline video episode 90 I better see a certain NFL player next to that hashtag I don’t see him I don’t see him next to the hashtag he’s right above it he was ripped off last year or last week for the defensive player year maybe if
He won it I would have put him there but miles Garrett who had one sack in the last seven games yeah no I I listen I don’t think Miles Garrett should have won D but and Kevin stansky coach of the year I don’t know if they saw the Texans
Play well or the Lions play yeah but Kevin stansky had five different St I don’t you didn’t make the playoffs you’re not to coach you did make the playoffs yeah whatever barely true I would have voted for I would have voted for Ryan Deo Deo Ryan
Ryan Yes or Dan Campbell I Know Dan I know the Lions had a little heat coming in but I don’t know all right Fame TJ watch what have one player of the year it’s just going to make him more angry and he’s going to set the sack record
Yeah yeah right but did did you see I don’t know if you saw what JJ watad said no so I think it was on the McAfee show or whatever they were asking him like what does TJ have to do to win it right and he’s like it doesn’t matter if TJ
Gets 50 sacks he clearly they’re just not going to give it to him and also he’s held on every play so yeah although every rusher is really held on every play almost I saw a clip of Nick Bosa Super Bowl Nick yeah Nick Bosa absolutely just being tackled on a you
Know by the way I saw I don’t know I saw I just was scrolling P to quickly the Kansas City chief in they they didn’t have an offensive all three of their Super Bowl wins all three of their Super Bowl wins not one holding call a single holding call how is that
Possible you know what it is God use the word use the S word scripted scripted scripted they pulled the commercials because it’s scripted Keegan Michael ke even said so all let’s take a look at these 90 oh how many can I name is that John Pierre Paul with the three fingers
Uh not his first name but John John Peter Jean Carlo Peter Paul ju Peter Paul it is Pierre Paul Pierre Paul I’m close enough what’s the with the hockey mask Jason Pierre Paul yes also the reason I know and recognize him is I remember on the fourth of July he ble he
Blew off like the club hand yeah he blew off like three fingers yeah that was good that was supposed to be a hint for you maybe four oh I see it’s hard for me to see but I knew I kind of remember him in that number and I can kind of see his
Face all right uh above uh him that’s that’s two pictures of him or is that two giants nope uh well no there’s the Giant and then it’s a chief oh it’s a chief yep oh that’s not uh Jones or played from 88 to 2000 only played for AFC West teams Chiefs Broncos Chargers
Oh my this might be my first draon a blank what’s the initials on that guy NS he won back-to-back Super Bowls with the Broncos Neil Smith yes God all right well I need I needed the initials on that yeah he was a beast then why is he
Going hm who should I who should I step on today yeah speaking of groin injuries uh and Dakin Su who you hate unless he’s on your team all of a sudden if he’s on your team you like him he’s been on about a handful of Team five I was yeah
A handful is five I was cool handful of gumdrops would be good right now and huh anyway and D where is he now I don’t is he a free agent or something yeah he last played with the Eagles yeah um in their Super Bowl run but yeah and then
So he didn’t even play last year right right and there was some people saying the chief should there was a lot of teams in contention that we may be going to sign him but I think the better off without him and then the hockey player that’s Jimmy Kimmel no I extreme I
Really doubt that you’re going to get this one I no I have no idea I very rarely do see a beard and mustached his last name is uh tuna dish uh Johnny casserole Johnny sushimi Johnny John TT I don’t know who that is tuner roll Thomas Thomas the Tank tat is Tatar yeah
Yeah look folks you play along at home with me uh good luck if you had that one I did not have that one yeah he got traded to the knights in their inaugural season okay well there you go at this point yeah man you’re killing me on
These uh these linemen I know TJ wat and I know Julius Peppers is at the hashtag Hall of Famer yes julus Peppers where also and Domin and Sue will go uh I don’t know about Pierre Paul Pier Paul’s had a hell of a career and so to Neil
Smith TJ watt will go to the Hall of Fame 90 for the AED clown or is it is oh wow yep jaavan Clowney yeah when he was originally with the Texans right the Texans who had the best tackle in a bowl game when he was in South Carolina yep
That Michigan guy where he tackled him the ball doesn’t lie play unbelievable yeah the play before uh Michigan had fumbled or fumbled on the sideline they said it wasn’t a or no fourth down it was a chain link and they called it uh first down yeah and then the next play
They didn’t block him at all one of the most famous college football players of the last 20 years for sure I can see it in my head right now it’s hysterical what the what is that bull picture show what is that is that Willie that’s Frank yeah that’s not that that’s not my
Mother is watching this show right now and I guarantee you I’m gonna get a phone call at 101 saying you are not getting on a bull mom call Ryan and an that that this is Chris’s choice for you to ride that one Chris did oh God Chris
Did text back hold on hold on oh my God Chris text Chris Andrews my oh I almost said the p word Chris and I from the same home we’ll find the biggest meanus bowl alive have fun Frank this one looks good Chris this keeps the lights on here
Come on right here this face I’m not getting on a bow moving on they’re gonna be under a bll how about the guy in the Dickies uh FL trying to the rodeo clown hey ho hey I could be up there doing some bits hey ho hey ho Drake in the
Bathroom all right that’s for if you see my ACT okay uh let’s see what people think if I should be on a bow or not you allowed uh yes I can see YouTube [ __ ] Shore yeah the [ __ ] Shore kid that might be your ni nickname Ryan comes from Tommy
Green he has been he I think he’s kayen I think kayen might be a little more pleasant now than than Ryan maybe we’ll switch seats Kaden hasn’t gotten comfortable yet then that’s when you can start giving me Guff back all right uh what is this okay let’s move oh friendly banter
All right anyway uh there you go uh that’s that’s 90 90 collage very nice uh what are we going to do on 100 what are we going to do I think famous people who have lived to be famous athletes who have Liv to be 100 come back in 10 shows
Folks that’ll be it Ryan get to work on just said nine shows what is it nine shows yeah damn it all right so anyway it’s time it’s post time baby play the music there it is again the weird Picture Kid kissing do we have any idea of what that
Is is there any way to freeze frame that and find out who that is okay I don’t know or the two men hanging outside the studio all day staring at us I like it they’re watching the show there’s three of them uh all right it’s time for post signs post for punch signs
Yesterday Ryan you wore a cub shirt what are you wearing today are you back in a sport Cod yeah yeah aviators oh yeah have you have an aviators J aviators alternate uniform from their uh their night of Maverick from uh from the Top Gun movie Maverick yeah they came out
With these God oh that’s awesome well that wasn’t a giveaway you had to buy that yeah yeah it’s also I got it customized on the back that’s how many jerseys do you have over 40 no 30 20 no I definitely have more hats than jerseys yeah you’re a hat guy all right what’s
It say on the back is it your last name yeah it’s my last name that’s cool uh and uh I wanted to let you know my paperwork went through I I’m approved I will be working at the Ballpark uh when Andy Martell needs a break um I’m going
To be uh doing some stuff at the Ballpark I haven’t been to it yet can’t wait to go you’re gonna be Jerry out of the room you’re gonna be very impressed Jerry’s out of the room so I am going to be very impr just from the pictures I’ve
Seen floating on your computer uh the University of uh pit is going to be there playing in a college tournament the first week of March I’m going to go over and check it out pit Cal Ohio State um pit Cal House State I think Stanford yeah Stanford it’s gonna be great
Oklahoma Oklahom Oklahoma I mean talk about that’s four good programs right there I’m going over to watch that that’ll be my first trip to uh the ballpark where the aviators Play Can’t Wait so uh anyway punch Lin talk about baseball that’s the reason I was doing
It uh some guy figured hey why not let’s do a dollar payout a dollar wager with the possible payout of 800 31,42 all right so let’s just look at this real quick maybe you want to do this at home I would do that let’s do it
We’re I’m going to place it what if that hits and like seven months from now we’re like oh my God we could have had $831,000 this very well could go over five well he has Juan sto is that Wan stto MVP no wotto to lead the league in
Home runs well okay now he’s a left he’s a left-handed hitter he’s a Yankee now and that short porch very short porch that one I don’t hate what is that plus 1700 yes but he played every game last year in San Diego and only had 35 home runs
Only but you know yes and the league leader was Matt Olen with Atlanta yeah he had 54 wow that got humidity down there it’s a travels all travels in humidity right I don’t think that’s how it work I like the one soda one all right next one he has Ellie DEA Cruz
Cincinnati Red shortstop what does he have him doing to lead the league in stolen bases lead the league and stolen bases it’s not I mean that’s not bad plus 750 yeah he is one of the fastest players in all of baseball uh but we got to remind everyone that O’Neal Cruz is
Back for the Pirates yes also very fast also those two are going to go at it uh they don’t play 18 times anymore in division but a lot so Red’s Pirates that’s going to be the Cruz versus Cruz matchup the Cruz missiles yeah exactly yeah but the league leader last year was
Ronald aunia aunia is just yeah he had 73 yeah he’s a beast and those guys are too big to run that fast I mean O’Neal Cruz is 6 seven yeah I mean if or uh if ell De La Cruz doesn’t strike out as much as he did last year and he finds
The bases he started off very hot then the book came out on him as it always does for rookies and O’Neal Cruz who the worst Slide the worst slide in history next to Gregory palanco Al also of the Pirates O’Neal O’Neal yeah out all year
So O’Neal Cruz I I can’t wait I can’t wait for the pirat season no I hope he has a great year because he’s on my fantasy team there you go well there now we can route in conjunction with that all right now he has Pablo Lopez Plus
500 to lead the league in strikeouts is that the guy on the mar yeah who’s he on the twins the T oh yeah oh yeah oh okay yeah he that’s tied for third last year yeah that’s right he throw smoke but no way no way no way no way I don’t know if
Anybody’s gonna out Spencer Strider spener Strider you got G that’s the majors or the American League Majors oh yeah and know you got Garett Cole still in the league Randy Johnson’s talking about a comeback gar Cole finally won a Sai Young he did I know and by the way
Wow what a pitcher he was once he left the Pirates because because oh they just said why don’t you go pitch your version of baseball instead of our stupid version we’ve hammered into your head okay now I see Bobby Wht Jr who just signed a massive contract Plus 1,00
What’s the bet on that to lead the league in hits which is possible I mean he was eighth last year with 177 yeah Ronald aunia led the league in that with 27 still one of my favorite benchmarks in baseball baseball I listen I know people
Do slash lines they do the three I still am old school I like homers I like RBI I like batting average that’s what I learned on a baseball card as a kid they’re only three players last year to have over 200 hits yeah it’s very but that was always something I looked for
On the back of a card if you had 200 those guys like Kevin sitzer that played for the Royals he had 200 hits in a season but there were perennial guys like Willie Wilson because they had that Turf Willie Wilson would hit a ball on
The turf and he was so fat their turf was like concrete he got 200 hits I would say 114 were probably infield hits but uh I’m rude for Bobby Wood Jr I like watching that kid play I remember his dad pitched a no hitter or a perfect
Game on the final game of the season for the Angels one year and I watched the game pitched a perfect game on the last game of the year anyway he was good then we got uh Mr sh Otani plus 1000 for what’s that say leading the league in
RB which with that lineup could be very possible I and he doesn’t have to pitch all year that’s what I was gonna say so he doesn’t have to worry about he’s just gonna hit yep he’s just gonna DH he just to sit on the bench all day just sitting
About thinking about RB I think I would like him more to lead the league in homers ribz ball travels well Dodge Stadium he’s got the P he’s going I’ll tell you what here’s a bet that should be somewhere will he hit one out of Dodgers Stadium this
Year now for the longest time when I was a kid only Willie sergel did it twice then Piaza did it then Mark Maguire if I’m not mistaken those are still the only three guys to hit one out into the parking lot at Dodger Stadium but I remember the trivia question when I was
A kid it was always just Willie sergel and he did it twice but I know McGuire did one but he was all jacked up on something so I don’t know how good that was uh and Piaza had more attempts than anybody to get that shot but I I like I
Like the guy’s bet was that the last piece of the yes yes that was the last piece now we have to bet that it’s $831,000 John or yeah John Carlos Stanton was the last one oh and he has what homers yes well no no no no to hit
One out of Dodger Stadium oh Jan car Stanton did it okay yeah yeah was he Mike Stanton back then he might have been Mike Stanton back then no it looks like he was still or he well and for him that was very oh was he okay that was
Very exciting for him because he played at Notre Dame High School right there in Sherman Oaks he’s an LA guy so to do it in front of probably I’m imagining a lot of family and friends yeah starel did it twice that’s what I said yeah I said
That St twice Ken probably heard me say it why weren you paying attention Jesus cuz I was looking up the last people that did it and I’m gonna get her gum drops she heard me say it twice uh yeah he did it twice that’s he was the only
Guy to do it and he did it twice when I was a kid one of my favorite questions all right moving on uh next post with punch signs AJ McCarron what’s that what is the first one was 506 ft again that was archaic measurements we don’t really know they
Didn’t have uh all the Amazon enhanced stats but it went out of a stadium so it’s good to say safe to say it was probably 500 feet all right AJ McCarron he uh he opted out what did he he just he wanted out is that what he did yeah
Asked to be released from the Bengals who wouldn’t want to get out of the NFL in Cincinnati to go play for the battle Hawks that’s maybe my favorite UFL football team name out of Cincinnati to St Louis yeah well there’s not much going on in either City in my B opinion
Agree St has the worst humidity I’ve ever been anyway AJ McCarron uh he’s probably going to play more games than Joe burrow in that League because Joe burrow Mr glass who knows but AJ mcaren and also he had that he he came to fame at Alabama and he had this his
Girlfriend at the time I don’t know if he’s still with her did he marry her I would not she became a giant star yeah she was very hot uh he played two games last brief uh cold he went three for four and the wi over the Browns oh the
Browns the defensive player of the year couldn’t even stop them miles Garrett should have you been the defensive player of the year Jeff yes oh Jesus St we’ve been over this already so Josh Yo’s not on the show today uh schedule conf and Jeff parls can’t make it in that’s
Terrible I’ll go I’ll go have lunch that’s okay miles Garrett uh speaking of the UFL UFL they have eight teams eight teams and the eight teams are we’re going to go ahead and show you guys we want you to get familiar with them because we’re going to start talking
About spring football there they are why don’t you run them down for me Ryan who do we got up in the upper left spread into two different conferences so the XFL conference the Arlington Renegades Renegade you got a in Steelers song there’s my I didn’t say the p word J’s
Not in here anyway I just said Steelers all right I like the Renegades yeah who else DC Defenders stupid the San Antonio bras they’re always good bahas are oh that that’s a bull Jeff should I ride a bull I think it’s a chicken yes for Content sake 100% yes exactly for your
Own sake for your own safety absolutely not but for Content sake 100% yes I think Ryan are on and I are on the same wavel by the way Jeff parls is here L he’s here early we’ll just bring him in he’s here he’s doing some work for
Sports by the book today uh who out Brahma and who’s battle Hawks battle Hawks that is the best name ever I don’t even know what a battle Hawk is is it a hawk it’s a hawk that battles there you go I love the name the battle Hawks love
Them right what’s that what was that move battle that was you battling that’s my team AJ McCarron now so they’ve separated them because the two leagues merged into one so that’s the usfl no that’s the XF that was the XFL here the US okay now you got the it’s the Birmingham
Stallions right yes they’re like they’re the they’re the they’re the Kansas City Chiefs yeah they won the the two years that the XFL usfl and then another good name is it Houston rough necks yes Houston rough necks is a good name because I’m kind of a rough neck you
Know I used to ride rough neck bike going down my vesa pop wheelies leather jacket showboats Memphis showboats it’s a good name yeah they they were the Tampa Bay team can’t remember what that all right and then last but not least Panthers who’s that Michigan okay Panthers you couldn’t you couldn’t come
Up with them that’s that’s what bothered me about this list so they they they’re aware there is Panthers in the NFL no well but that goes back to the old usfl I know change your name man it’s expansion happen it’s a legacy it’s a legacy name it’s classy CL now I don’t
Know if it’s classy but class only team that’s classy in the I go classy is the wrong word but but more no this is okay let’s explain let’s explain to what happened to Jeff parl so we had Steve stwart the amazing Steve stwart yes the best came over he Bops in
He told me look he pushed back a lunch he had to come in promote this week the horse cutting but then the big event Jeff as you can see this fire here is coach Barry Odum from unv is getting on a bull oh awesome okay he’s gonna do a
Meet and greet you can pay meet him and then he’s got this guy tough this guy tough who’s a famous like one of what’s his last name again I apologize heerman yeahman I just call him tough because that’s the greatest name tough TF tough parls see tough parls tough nicaro it
Sticks anyway so Barry odm has been training he’s gonna get tutored by tough and he’s gonna ride a bull and uh then uh Ryan had the I said hey we’d like to cover that can we come down and shoot content and put it on the site and Ryan
Goes oh we gotta get Frank on a bowl well actually Steve offered it for Frank’s birthday because he de oh that’s said it was my birthday yeah that’s right that’s your birthday pres you get gored by a b hold on Jeff let me check my cont car South Point no bull riding
No paring so so I I think Ryan and I are on the same BL L you’re talking with smirks both of you this this is for your own safety it should be an absolute no chance exactly Moving on but for the sake of the show and the studio he needs
To do it and the amount of publicity this this would get Frank niiko of Street smarts Fame riding a bull on our Airwaves I’m not riding a bull have to train for a I have a I have stuff going on downstairs all right so so this is what this is
What so this get into that so this is what we’re gonna do that yeah my mom is my mom is screaming from so instead of putting him on a bull then Ryan we got to get him on a horse then okay I could
Get on a horse we got to get him on a horse refuses Pon we got to get him on a horse chin Pony no no no no no no no real we should have put you on a CDE St that uh that made the BET back here last
Week I got a bu by the way by by the way the Clyde stale that had the Chiefs now has bragging rights in the uh in the padic there St yeah that’s right did he cash the ticket in I I hope so we never
Saw if he C oh oh that could be like a heist movie get the ticket that the horse head write it up write it up Kaden write that movie um I’m not getting on a bull I I would sit on a bull for a for a
Picture or Ryan you’re a whiz with the AI Frank on a bull AI of that go to parva or whatever that is you kada what is it it was whatever one you use well I’m not getting on a bol my mom mom write me a note back to the usfl we’re
Done with that thank God your mom’s gonna write that you should write my mom will write me an excuse she will write me a note Frank is excused from any bull please write that he will write the bull ride the bll and Chris Andrew is the one
Who sent that picture when I said Chris please tell them that can’t be know he goes here’s the one you picked out for me and then as you see he’s [ __ ] looks menacing he’s sweating already he’s all lathered oh my look just looks terrify look at his eyes I mean yeah like look
At the eyes just staring staring down the guy and think like I’m going to trample you I offer Jeff to be a rodeo clown that seems to make more sense then if I have heavy makeup on I hire a double Kaden goes out there he doubles
As me uh I give him 50 bucks and there you go we got I feel like that’s an OSHA violation the health department will be out here all right moving on we have a couple more uh couple more posts here we bring Jeff parl in Tiger Woods is
Golfing right now do we know how Tiger’s doing I get alerts for Tiger uh he’s playing golf that’s what it said he’s playing golf right now he’s one under I think he was even after two holes he’s one under after one under after 11 he after 11 he’s on the back nine Tiger
Woods is back but you probably wonder to yourself Tiger Woods one of the most famous athletes in the world how’s he like his In-N-Out Burger well there was an In-N-Out truck there he is gu double double no spread I thought it was extra pickles no pickles no pickles he doesn’t
Like pickles he doesn’t like to being a pickle H the the nose spread’s an interesting choice the spreads the that might be a health thing because maybe he’s like oh that’s a little fat I’m surprised he didn’t get it wrapped in the lettuce the animal style he went
With the carbs and the bun but protein style protein style sorry animal sty animal Styles way different I I don’t I can’t do onions I do I I got to get in and out you’re not an onion guy I don’t like onions at all I don’t like onions I
Don’t like giant bows with me on their backs okay all right well if you gave me a plate of onions and sat me on a bowl that would be the worst thing in my life and Soggy mushrooms I’m not doing it you know you know actually I actually forget
Forget putting him on a bowl let’s just get him a play to Rocky Mountain and oysters I’ve had one of those they’re great they’re clams right anyway they’re bold testicles I know all right I had one in Denver they’re so fresh there because they’re called Rocky Mountain Oysters 4×4 no tomatoes grilled onions
You do a 4×4 ah to be young again really that’s four 4×4 ladies and gentlemen and if you’re not aware either very very tall how do you even do you got to get your mouth open like the guy with all the cigarettes from get R you eat the 4×4 squeeze it down
Yeah I kind of want to see Ryan need a 4×4 on yeah we might have to do a field trip in all honesty oh there’s some cont that’s a good that’s a good field Tri py cash and give me petty cash give me 30 bucks we’ll bring it back
Gumdrops very easy d double I’m very easy double double double doubled fries animal style chocolate shake dunzo no can EG vanilla shake drink half of it root beer that’s not a bad option either root beer float you cannot not a bad option either you cannot you need a Coke
You need I get to drink too I get to drink too but I’ll I’ll drink the uh I’m a fan of the pink lemonade personally that is good there it is good it is good all right uh next up Bo Jackson Bo Jackson one of my heroes growing up two
Sport athlete Bo Jackson here’s how intense Bo Jackson can be at games if someone comes up and asks him for a selfie this is what he does guy comes up can I get a selfie no no no watch a game watch a damn game get away from
Me I love he’s there to root for his Auburn is I’m a moer and someone online was oh Charles Barkley would take pictures yeah well he’s not Bo Jackson Bo knows how to say no b no bon no B watch a game kid okay bro can I get a
Post Stoner dude go back to your seat get away from Bo Jackson he’s a National Treasure yeah playing a team ranked higher than them too what’s that they were playing South Carolina a team ranked higher than them they absolutely beat him up the Gamecocks what are you do can we talk
About um well we’ll wait for Jeff hold on I want to write it down Detroit Mercy we have to talk about that Detroit Mercy yeah they won yesterday did you see they guy well we’ll show you the clip in a second oh I I saw I saw St the corner all right
Anyway the one fella yeah we got two things uh first of all Steph Curry now you know about Steph Curry of the Warriors he’s the greatest shooter of all time right he likes to do wild shots before he goes right after warm-ups takes these these wild shots was this in
Golden State yes it was that’s where he does this so the okay that’s right because the fans okay this is him from Beyond half court he is in the tunnel ladies and gentlemen everyone’s getting their phones ready because they know what he’s about to do he throws
It in more than full court I was going to say a full court is 90 feet or 100 feet uh whatever it is he’s 25 ft past that yeah so whole basketball whole NBA basketball regulation CTS 94 ft 94 I was between 90 and 94 ft that’s got to be at
Least an extra 30 20 or 30 yeah yeah about 125 ft did you see that it’s amazing it’s pretty sick and it does Bank was open too the bank was open the banks were open and it was on a on a was a holiday yesterday maybe they were
Closed they’re open they’re open I know it’s Valentine’s Day I was was a holiday they won’t be open on Monday though because it’s of course everyone knows it’s President’s Day President’s Day well we I knew that because we celebrated everyon Lincoln’s uh birthday 300th birthday no I’m always
Here to help friend thank you I forgot I I lose track I get so zoomed you know what it is an’s left that damn picture of the bull up there and I’m scared that’s why I can’t think about President’s Day uh one more one more
Thing there we got uh yeah is this the storm of the Court storm of the Court here it is Jeff so Detroit Mercy was minus five and a half and they were 0 and 26 so right there we should have jumped on them right so they win by 15 they
Cover and if you look at the bottom right right above the 81 there’s my man storm in the court one guy favorite sports teams in basketball are Detroit Mercy and the Detroit Pistons who are now Collective what six and 70 it’s tough to be a basketball fan in
Detroit but that guy man he stormed the court he stormed the damn Court uh Jeff parl is here ladies and gentlemen he has been he’s here I was gonna ask Josh Joi this question about YY or yogger I’m gonna ask you the question as I was going to
Ask him okay YY yager’s 52th birthday 52nd birthday today surprised he’s that young I know right 52nd uh he’s getting his jersey retired in a couple weeks in Pittsburgh why is it taking so long there’s $5 I gave up saying the p word for Lent
And every time I have to put $5 in a jar that doesn’t seem fair that was actually like one of the time one of the times where you actually needed to say it I did need to say it chair you volunteered it that was your rule yeah you didn’t
Even you if you qualified it you could have qualif qualified it hey I’m about to say it or you should have said the new igloo and people would have known you talk about if I don’t pause and look over at Jerry I get away with it I bet I
Bet no one was I said if I don’t pause and look over I probably get away with it all right so5 in the J well but by the way Jeff so I said oh something fun let’s everyone go the shame it wasn’t 500 we’d really we’ have a big pizza
Party off that here’s what the deal 40 days to get there I said I said this is what I said everyone has to give up something for Lent that’s fun that we do the show and very tough an and you gave up she gave up smoking she gave up
Smoking so it’s very she doesn’t smoked BS and I thought maybe everyone could give something up Kane you weren’t even here right because he Kane would have played along with me he would have given up something you would have given up uh your your your hip hop
And you’re tweeting I gave up something with you what did you give up talking about the the Bears quarterback situation okay that’s true he did he’s not allowed to talk about J hold hold on I I I have to ask him a question Easter’s early this year isn’t
It it’s at the end of March it’s early this year so we will still have ath I have 25 days to talk about it pre so we will still have a month to talk about it after Easter he some time all right that’s not that bad yeah the draft’s
Early April isn’t it or no it’s late April you know where it is this year after my birthday uh I do it’s in uh not Vegas correct me Seattle Detroit Detroit oh it’s in Detroit so they don’t have fun with basketball but they fun with
Football w are they set it up for the l oh you know what it is you know what it is scripted scripted yeah the Chiefs won the the Super Bowl when they hosted the draft oh my God Raiders had a great season they hosted the draft uh the
Steelers have put in to host the draft uh in 27 or 28 so by then I’ll be able to say that city name anyway my thing was Will yogger sport a mullet for his jersey retirement like he did in the 90s probably not can he grow oh no be able
To I know no chance I know it would be fun though maybe we’ll have one of those uh five ,000 chips from uh from Fremont they have because of him there’s a $5,000 chip because he plays what again I’m pretty sure pigo right that’s what I said Yager apparently loves to be in
Vegas and he loves paigo that they created a $5,000 chip was either paiga or bakar out I don’t remember which I don’t remember which which one does James Bond play with the the tiles that’s bakara right ah that is Maran that’s Maran uh all right Jeff so um we wanted
To talk about Kaitlyn Clark tonight Caitlyn Clark will break the record ah yeah I would say she needs eight points she could probably do with in five minutes so we have the ODS there are lines around town that you can get on house shall break it this is and I
Brought this up to Ryan he goes oh no it’s something you can bet on so God re for a free throw it’s plus 400 if she breaks the record four to one for a freee throw plus 160 for just two point basket I want the three-point shot one
From one from barely inside a half court and it’s what what’s the lineus 110 that’s wait a second hold on hold on on the three pointers you’re laying a price on that yeah I can’t bet that can you believe that yeah I can’t bet that yeah yeah that’s horrendous who has that
Stations ah come on come on get on the horn with your dad tell him to make it plus make it plus 150 Ryan I know it’s not plus money that’s what because I maybe she’s already said hey look I’m going to take threes all night till I
Get it they know their audience they do I mean because that’s what my thought was that Caitlin Clark is going to make one from just inside the Hawkeye logo right uh oh that crowd’s going to be electric and by the way did you see what
The tickets are I I saw the lowest price was like 200 bucks 27 mostly the medium I know Chris loves was uh was $597 and that’s a lot of Iowa money right there that’s and people are traveling from all over the country right who are they playing again tonight
Michigan Michigan oh my God Michigan’s reasonable yeah plus that’s Michigan’s Michigan so big 10 rivalry game so I was offering uh that I would jump in I would do a Polar Plunge oh if she does it on a free throw you said three I’m changing
My bet now that I might get hold on a second if if it if she breaks it on a free throw that’s well worth it honestly we should just give you the two-point shot and we take the other ones which would make us big favorites there has to
Be some Jeopardy for you guys I can’t be the the clown that does stupid stuff on the show I’ll give you I’ll give you uh I’ll give you one American dollar $1 that’s at least that’s something what well give give me a bet on the Caitlyn
Clark thing to get me to jump in the pole does she do it within the first five minutes maybe we’ do something like that uh a timeline we set a time limit on it I think she does it five minutes and and five and Z five and well it’s 10 minute quarters in
Women’s I think she’ll break it from in the last five minutes of the first quarter that would be when I think it Happ I really don’t want to jump in the pool this was a bad idea you know what you don’t have to make him jump in the
Pool we’ll save it for the bull like you’re letting me off on something there uh we’ll post about you know we’ll just take you to Gillies on the strip and you can ride that b I’ll do a mechanical bow no you go to Old Red
Oh I don’t think they have a is Gil still around Gillies is still yeah of course Gil Treasure Island yeah I walked by it on New Year’s Eve actually um tomorrow on the show we’re not done with Jeff tomorrow’s Friday who’s here tomorrow some show we’ll do it to show
Tomorrow you trying to get off the bull talk can I can I uh can I just we I’ll help you off the bull talk here shout out to our guys who were we’re back this morning you see his face uh on there right now we’re going to yeah our our
Guy Brendan gone Jeff montley back onone racing is back home where it belongs here at the South Point absolutely we are thrilled that they’re back daytonas on Sunday I will inevitably place my $15 bet on someone that will finish in the bottom 10 inevitably I will lose my Daytona bet
As I do in a yearly tradition so a donation there’s two yearly donations that I that I make every single year Frank one is on the Daytona 500 cuz I know nothing about NASCAR I to The Experts Brandon and Jeff modley on gone racing which is every Thursday here on
South Point Studio you can find it right here on the YouTube page did a show today 10 a.m from Daytona 10 a.m. every Thursday gone racing every every Thursday right here the best it’s the best Nascar handicapping show there is period love it so we’re thrilled that’s our fourth
Program Studio thrilled that it’s back home here started it I came in second so the other donation though donation besides the day is always on the Kentucky Derby oh oh and and now I have to remember which year it was what was the year that uh and Chris if Chris
Is is if Chris is watching what was the year that the favorite got got dced in the recent memory was it 21 or 22 I vaguely remember that and I I can almost H if Ralph was here yeah it was Med it was it was Med it was it wasn’t Medina
Spirit uh cuz he won the he won the race that year I can see it in my head now and now I’m blanking on the Year this is so I was out the track watching it too I was in San Anita watching it I think
2019 might have been 2019 it was one of these recent years where the favorite got DQ I had the favorite I’m like well I’m never winning a Kentucky Derby bet again might have been it might have been 2019 I bet I I I’ve told the story on
The air and and Vinnie located which oh it was 2019 cuz 2019 was country house and Country House was like 120 to one or 100 to one ridiculous like that and I had maximum security who won the race then on the inquiry got dced and I’m
Like I’m never gonna win a race and it was a big de deal CU cuz country house so Country House closed 30 to1 but he was as high as like 90 100 to one at some shops that it didn’t that uh made it like a Futures book excuse me but
That was I’m never winning a see i’ I’ve killed Frank with sorry I swallowed wrong but uh again there be the Derby Daytona very good uh are always the ones where it’s a where it’s a a donation to me wherever I having to make the bed you
Okay over there no just sometimes we’re children on the show I looked at r i Mel have to look yeah gave him the eyes the side eye uh so anyway what do you have coming up today on Sports by the book which is today in a couple hours with you I will
Be here I’m coming back thank goodness because we we you and I my friend will have a half hour of Glory at the end of the show I love it it’ll be unbelievable uh to end the show today uh Matt Cox will join us from three man weave uh and
I will uh I haven’t decided the route I’m G to take but I will be opening the show because Alex of course her her off days are now Thursday and Friday right I’ll be opening the show in a different fashion than usual today oh I don’t know
What direction I you want to open it like I opened the show show Jeff the video can we show Jeff the video of me opening the show here was me last night at the Luxor at the new bar play where I put on a velcro suit and tried to to do
A nice show open for punch lines and land on the Target and it didn’t go so well Jeff so here’s me all right I I I’m all cocky and uh okay not bad but not near the bullseye take two thank you Ryan for editing this is this the injury
Yeah this is where it gets this is the injury that I shouldn’t be on a b right here Jeff so I go up I’m up I’m getting some I’m getting it the third and I come down and the suit pinch me and I’m on the iil for 15 days with the groin
Injury and then I nailed it is this the back one yeah yeah and then I nail it Jeff Jee we can get you in one of these suits you know you could open your show where where is this this’s a new place called play that the giant play yeah
It’s it’s no video it’s all like games that are tactile that you touch is that the right word it’s all kind of old school games but it was fun it was a yeah that that one the reason I couldn’t get any height on that last one was I
Had already injured myself on take two so you you are a very athletic guy you know that uh I think you saw me throw a football at the FanFest and go three for three did you you were pretty good on that I will tell you though remember did
You see him slip you can never what did you say did you see him slip I did slip because I had old shoes and if you notice I went out and bought new sneaks because I was embarrassed that I slipped it is frowned upon that we put our feet
On the desk it frowned upon but uh I can’t you think I can lift it and hold it above the desk that was pretty impress you did it congratulations uh but no again your athletic Peak was was your managerial career so it’s hard to it’s hard to be that I don’t like to
Remind people that I player manager and my pony league team and won the title by the way are we uh speaking of of of the of the pony league here real quick we need to have a South Point Studio softball team don’t we I can’t believe
You said that I actually wrote that down at home somewhere on my notepad of things to do fire Ryan I have promote Kaden get an gumdrops and give Jerry earm Muffs for entire episode so I don’t say the p word um yeah I we should have a softball team
Well if you guys are both going over to the ballpark that’s what I heard Gary arlots has a softball and he needs players a lot I hear yes it’s softball not hard ball Matt never plays in he has a hard ball league oh oh it’s a legitimate hard ball league play hard
Ball I’ll play hard ball oh that’s dangerous game I know well so Matt neverett is a legitimate baseball player yeah he played college ball legitimately play played high school ball but not yeah he’s he’s legit te I would do it last time I played last time Brian I
Don’t know if I had my invitation yet to the ballp so we’ll see oh last time I played hard ball I was working at Yahoo and uh the guy had me out and I get there I went out and bought some baseball pants I was ready to go he goes
Hey when’s the last time you face live pitching I go 27 years ago he’s like what goes you go to a cage I’m like I’m ready coach put me in I went uh one for two with a walk in hard ball yeah in hard ball I
Mean it wasn’t like super hard I mean it was like you know whatever throwing 70 miles in hours well I don’t know if they got 70 but here was me on the last at bat all right I was already cocky I had a hit and a guy throws me curveball and I
Go it was kind of embarrassing and that that the curveball ended my uh Bas the curveballs ended many of career Trouble with the Curve they even made a mcin with movie about it all right anyway ladies and gentlemen we appreciate you watching uh Tommy Tommy you’re not
Giving up this show for Lent we need you he’s like I gave up this show for Lent uh yeah uh we we’ll talk more about the Jeff mile coming up The Green Mile oh no we uh we’ll have to hold off on that at least for two weeks all right we’re
Holding off because it’s not till March 1st ladies and gentlemen thank you for watching the show Josh yoi if you tuned in to see Josh talk about uh some hockey he had a scheduling conflict we’ll get Josh back he’s been on the show many time Ryan tonight another bet we have to
Make Penguins that’s what we wanted Jeff here for Penguins Blackhawks it’s minus 225 Alex was pretty close to the line and she said five and a half would be the over I think it’s only 225 we want to make a bet last time we made a bet
Was when the Penguins were in town against the knights and I lost that oh that’s coming up isn’t it well tonight is is the Blackhawks p no no no no no no him dressing a Dalmations coming you got a couple weeks yet for that couple weeks March 1st well here’s the problem Ryan’s
Such a big Underdog in this game that’s my point where we have to even this out here I’ll give him a goal and a half yeah I gota give him a goal and a half Penguins coming off a back to back in Florida I would take the goal and a half
If I were you right see I asked for two and a no I’m not giving him two no he can’t take two that’s ridiculous you Jeff go and a half and then the penants will be what oh what but what by the way Chris uh Chris Andrews texted in Frank doesn’t
Have to ride a bull oh he didn’t text that in he wrote maximum security I had yeah he had maximum security so so we have to figure this out for your pun for your punishment we’re just accepting the fact that I’m going to lose this is why
I need two and a half gold no no no no no no no I I I just happen to be looking at you cuz yours I think is easy you just dress as a penguin yeah for you I don’t know what we have you do because
Uh I I don’t want I don’t want to get our Polar Plunge like a penguin oh there we go perfect there you go done he dresses as a penguin you the CL forget the cin Clark thing I agree the Penguins don’t win by more than one and a half
Goals I jump I Polar Plunge if they do you come over and polar plunge okay you don’t know I I don’t know I think the Penguin’s a worse punishment than the Polar Plunge yeah I thought I thought it was going to be involving the penguin you have to dress
As a penguin yes yes yes one of he will be dressed as a penguin or I will come having once again injured my nether regions in all honesty two shows in a row in all honesty he should just dress up at as Ron say the penguin my favorite
Pirate or my favorite favorite Dodger when I was a kid I didn’t say it all right anyway ladies and gentlemen that was a really fun show thank you uh what a fun show thank you to the live commenters we’re at like 1,200 followers now we way over 12200 see Tommy’s on my
Side too even that way we can push what’s that again two even two goals even stay on the one and a half fa in your game dress up as a with no Conor Bard who actually may make a surprise appearance tonight I thought he was I
Thought he back he’s going to make a surprise didn’t make morning skate well we’ll find out anyway something’s gonna happen tomorrow I’m not getting on a bow I know that Mom don’t worry we’ll get an some gumdrops Kaden and Jerry thank you for all your great social media work uh
That’s it for the show um what was the last oh yeah and my apologies to Chris Andrews Emerson Lake and pal how did I say yes damn it damn it damn it Chris I don’t make music mistakes all right ladies and gentlemen we’ll be back tomorrow for Friday to close out the
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