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00:00 Intro
04:20 NBA All-Star Game
21:08 Hank’s Top 10 Patriots (Right Now)
33:52 Hot Seat – Cool Throne
56:31 Keith Yandle
01:47:20 Life After Football
We’re back in studio and here to fix the NBA All Star Game once and for all. Doc Rivers is making headlines everywhere and Hank is ready with his top 10 Patriots list, but we only let him reveal number 6. Hot Seat/Cool Throne including baseball talk and Sydney Sweeney. 16 year NHL pro Keith Yandle joins us to catch up on hockey, how he’s never owned a computer, incredible Jaromir Jagr stories and more. We finish with life after football goals and Hank makes the worst bet of his life
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I am here right now because I want Cody Bellinger to be a cub I’m gonna offer something that I never thought I would offer and I’m nervous about this because I don’t think you’ll agree but I’m gonna do it Cody Bellinger because you’re listening to this show if you sign with the Chicago
Cubs on today’s part of my take we are back in studio good to see everyone some sun Tans did you get a little tan I was out on the course I got I got red I got a little tan Hank got a little tan little sunburn uh Jake you get a little
Sunburn yeah a little bit but I put on some sun Max is sick I want to get that golfer’s tan was it Paul ainger that had that one or steuart sink with with a head that was just white yeah you need a you need a bald head though yeah that
One rocks well just wait a couple years yeah uh we have a great show though we’re back in studio we’re going to talk maybe a little fix on the NBA All-Star game cuz people are very upset about it uh Hot Seat cool Throne Hank are you
Debuting your top 10 Patriots I have it he has it he’s done it maybe we’ll push it off now know you have it well I was I was going to say I know I didn’t want to be unprepared but maybe waiting till the end of the
Series might that’s a good idea but I have my current one but did you do this or did you have somebody else help you out I did it he did it did you put the lighthouse on the Old Lighthouse maybe that should be on not the old ligh uh we
Have a great interview with our good friend Keith Yandle talking hockey this is the week where we’re catching up on all of our Sports we did NBA preview with rill on Mond day we have Keith Yandle talking hockey today I think we’re going to have Titus to do some
College basketball preview on Friday it’s new life for this show and then we also at the end of the uh episode we’re taking listener suggestions on life after football so what what their plans are for what what to do with life without football we should Circle back
Too on on the things that we said that we were going to do after football was over last year oh do we have those I have that list all right so we’ll do that at the end that’s great that’s great all right before we get to all of
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Boys Are Back The Boys are Back kind of rocks being back in studio not gonna lie I’mma fade it out guess who just got back remember when it was Rex Ryan and Rob Ryan walking together they played that song that was the coolest [ __ ] video ever uh we’re back we’re back it is a uh
Great to be back from vacation everyone feels rested well I did feel rested big cat until I watched the NBA All-Star Game ah and man did I expect more out of that one puke uh so I actually didn’t watch the NBA All-Star Game either I’ve never felt smarter in my entire life
Went back watched all the highlights of which there were one or two uh the Highlight was really Adam Silver after the game telling the was the Eastern Conference one uh congratulations on I guess scoring the most points tonight yes no I I thought so so there was that
Highlight but the real highlight for me uh was Bob Ryan tweeting if you’re not personally offended by uh by this he wrote but but I assume he meant by if you’re not personally offended by this disgraceful farce taking place right now in Indie you don’t love or understand
Basketball these quote unquote All Stars should be censored and they’re and where are the coaches have any of them have any Pride they’re all acting like athletic Court gestures I love that I I would like to see a coach try to get players to play in the All-Star game
Like have them do uh suicides before the game have him go out there running the three-man weave like let’s get come on let’s lock in do a full court press yeah well there’s another one he had one earlier that I missed uh he said once again these NBA stars are showing no
Respect for the game it’s another dunk arama and threo farce not a single hand in anyone’s face I’ll see how TCM is doing see you next year what a waste of time Adam you must do something it’s embarrassing for your sport Adam Adam Silver though he kind of is he the
Number one cuck uh commissioner now yeah he doesn’t do [ __ ] well he just gets bullied by everyone yeah that’s his job I mean Roger Goodell he does get bullied but he gets bullied by the owners do you know what Adam Silver’s biggest problem was was timing timing is everything in
Life he came in and was commissioner and you remember what happened right when he was commissioner I think he was like two months in it was a Donald Sterling and he banned him for life and everyone’s like this [ __ ] guy rocks gets it he is the best and it’s been all downhill
From there you literally like you can’t you got to wait for those easy wins he should have you know what he should have done he should have said we’re gonna wait and see with Donald Sterling put in his back pocket waited till there was a All-Star uh you know crisis at hand and
Then then like oh yeah that Donald Sterling guy is he even still alive is he uh no I think he is no I think he’s dead boom he’s suspended for Life yeah alive he should have wait died 89 89 according to Wikipedia he’s got that when Donald Sterling dies Adam Silver
Should release a statement that just says good yeah Adam Silver remember when I banned him yeah uh anytime we mention Donald Sterling we have to read the transcript from his 2003 deposition and also big magic John what do he ever do so got a here’s Donald Sterling’s words
From the deposition 2003 former owner of the Clippers well I fool around sometimes I do when a girl seduces me and tells me all these hot stories and dirty things and tells me how much she wants to suck on me and takes my shoes off and licks my feet and touches me
When I’m in a limousine she takes off all her clothes the limo driver said what’s going on and she started sucking on Me on the way to Mr Coon’s house and I thank her I thank her for making me feel good then the lawyer sir the question was is this your handwriting
Love it it literally was Michael Scott deposition it rocks yeah in real life but I I have some fixes for the All-Star Game I do too okay go ahead no you go ahead go ahead I have some some that are not going to work but Hank you go ahead
You go ahead you got a fix all right my first fix is uh on the losing team one person dies that’s a good fix do you don’t think they would try hard it’s like the lottery yeah yeah we just do a we we just take names out of a hat right
After it’s like oh Luca sorry you’re dead yeah the mystery knife would play too in that circumstance it would be great yeah that’s a good idea that one’s a little I I understand that one probably is going to we’re going to need to get a little bit further in the
Crisis to get that one enacted but don’t rule it out it would kind of rock though if LeBron’s team lost and then the players vote on who gets killed yeah and they vote LeBron off oh okay yeah um I saw you had a similar idea to this big
Cat but we talked about this for the Pro Bowl game because we fixed the Pro Bowl too and the solution to that was uh one or all the players on the winning team get to hit free agency one year early yeah and I did the reverse where all all
If you play the NBA All-Star Game losing team has one player that can never be an All-Star again yeah I like that yeah so it’s like they that loses out on cash ban him yeah uh team gets to dress the losing team rest year like that I like
That I had some rest of the year ones uh losing team can’t tie their shoes for the rest of the season okay that’s cool that’d be pretty funny losing team has to fly Southwest for the rest of the season mhm Southwest is fine I flew it this morning Hank disagrees not not for
NBA players yeah true barbaric uh what about this what about about the Rashard mindenhall rules what what if we make the allstar game white vers black oh okay so who’s the white starting five Luca Luca Caruso joic Caruso Chris STS Chris Grayson Allen pton Pritchard pton Pritchard MC McClung M mclung that I’d
Put that five up against there’s gotta be a plumbley out there and then who’s on the other team everyone else yeah literally everyone else uh how about how about this one this one would actually be really brutal losing team has to be the video crew for LeBron’s farewell
Tour okay yeah they can’t play basketball for at least a year probably two um I also this one would be fun losing team uh draws out of a hat and the loser that person’s team has to give Darko 20 minutes a game for the rest of
The season okay let’s get Darko back in yeah sure what the [ __ ] well if Darko is getting 20 minutes on the bucks for the rest of the season he might be great we don’t know I have a real one though that I actually think would work I I got
Another one goad you go this kind of straddles the line of real and maybe not real what if the number one team in college basketball got to play against the allstars because they they’d at least try they would try they would have to try because like the threat of being
Embarrassed by the number one team that’s true that would be enough to make the guys actually go out there and do something cool I saw some people saying they should do us vers the world that would be good I mean maybe you’d have a
Little bit of Pride yeah uh but I had so the problem is the inseason tournament not only does it have you know that you win a championship in Vegas but there money there’s money involved people are saying well we need to get money involved in the All-Star Game the
Problem is though the All-Star Game money involved all those guys get paid so much money the the inseason tournament works because the stars are playing for the last guy on the bench like I remember wasn’t it the Pacers were in the final of it and it was like
Three or four guys are making you know $10 million a year but everyone else is getting paid nothing so they’re playing for half a million dollars that means something what if it was losing team or sorry winning team gets money out of the losing in team’s pocket but we went one
Further so the losing team literally has to pay the winning team so now you it’s money out of your pocket losing team has to pay winning team $10,000 per point oh because now you play defense yeah you play defense and it doesn’t matter if you’re losing you still trying yeah
Correct not a bad idea and you have to pay them in $1 bills yeah and it takes but Dame would have gotten uh $500,000 he scored 50 right yeah did he was it was it 50 I thought I thought he scored 50 score 39 oh he might SC he scored a
Lot of point we didn’t watch the game we didn’t watch the game uh so it’s good for us cuz we can’t get upset about it Trey young and Donovan Mitchell actually had a a decent idea I think that would probably work they told this to Rachel
Nichols after the game they said get an MC out there so have a guy like at the n one mixtape or like at Rucker Park that’s on the court narrating the game as it happens roasting them yeah roasting roasting you if you get crossed up oh what if what if the winning team
Immediately after the game uh had to go and in the back room it was Club Shay and they got to just bash the losing team I like that yeah that would be bad good idea that would be very bad what if you had Ben Simmons and he’s just
Shooting on a hoop out to the side and he has to score 100 points on his own only three-pointers uh in the time that it t both teams have to get over 100 points he would he wouldn’t the other what do you mean so like he’s on a hoop
All by himself right the other two team scoring are playing each other right and he has to score 100 points on his own oh so it’s a challenge for Ben Simmons challenge for Ben Simmons Ben Simmons can can beat the two teams 200 point he cannot what if the game doesn’t end till
They hit 41 free throws in a row oh he’d still be there they’d be there forever unless they got Scott Morris from un shout out or uh Spencer was that the guy’s name Spencer the ringer ringer the ringer R the ringer guy by the way we
Have shirts Hank go grab one of the shirts with the 41 free throw shirts I don’t know about you guys but I uh I don’t think I said this on Sunday pod but I got to Mexico and I got to the house and I immediately slept for eight
More hours yeah I was like it was first day of vacation I was like I’m going to do some more sleeping yeah you forget how much an all nighter takes away your entire world yeah like you don’t feel like you’re alive for about two days and you and you convince yourself you’re not
Tired and then you like close your eyes for one second and eight hours go by yeah 41 awesome I really do think that the paying the the losing team paying the winning team would work because guys don’t want to lose money and especially if you if you tied it into the point
Total guys would play defense but at the end of the day who cares right I mean it’s the NBA Allstar yeah if you expected anything besides this I the only reason why you might be expecting something different was Adam Silver did say I think in November that like we’re
Not going to have an embarrassing All-Star Game you’re going to be entertained yeah so that was a [ __ ] lie and he just again th those players run his life like oh yeah we’re going to make it even more embarrassing but yeah that other than baseball I know hockey
People were saying the hockey has done a better job but like baseball is the only All-Star game that really and that even has lost a little bit of its Allure because it used to be dating ourselves when there was an inter league play it was like oh [ __ ] I can’t wait to see
This match up we’ll never see this matchup again yeah uh but baseball still has a little bit of a lore because you get to guys are still throwing hard and trying to hit yeah football just gave up yeah they did which was smart cuz now no one expects anything out of them yeah
The NBA should just give up why it’s way easier to give up it’s way easier to give up then people can’t complain the football one they get the advantage cuz it’s the end of the year yeah but I think even basketball they would basketball you could just tie into the
Inseason tournament do that later in the year yeah I really think the money thing is the only thing to save and it can’t be that the winning team gets money it has to be tied into the losing team losing money because the like I said the
All the guys are getting paid a ton of money I don’t think I don’t think if you said $100,000 to every winner on the All-Star team yeah obviously viously $100,000 but like some of these guys are making $55 million a year what do they care it’s not be like Oh I’m going to
Try way harder now what if all of the allstars you get you get selected because the other thing with the contracts is like that’s built in your contract if you make All-Star right that’s what I’m saying that’s why you should lose one one person should never be All-Star again what if every Allstar
Has to volunteer a player on their behalf and then it’s for money oh I like that this guy’s got to pay no this guy or this guy gets paid oh I like that you get your the last guy on your bench you’re like I want to get him paid but
You also have to work with your other allars on like getting the best team together so your team can win yeah okay well we fix the allstar or if it was money what if it was money that got paid to whatever College you went to if you
Went to college because a lot of those guys they like gassing up their alumni yeah I think a lot of them don’t you don’t think so well they only went for like a year a lot of them yeah in Zion’s playing for the Brotherhood still yeah for sure yeah he’s definitely still
Absolutely absolutely 100% um we the the other thing that came out of this weekend the NBA weekend is Doc Rivers is really unlikable yeah holy [ __ ] told you he was a snake he so he uh had the balls to after taking someone’s job and saying he wasn’t he was working for the bucks
As an analyst took the job took Jeff gundy’s job and then uh was like yeah I’m good with his announcer stuff I’ll be the buck head coach and we’ll fire Adrien Griffin whatever 40 games into the season Doc Rivers had the balls to say uh it was a tough time for him to
Take the job he said taking a job when you’re about to go on the toughest road trip of the season is not the smartest decision I even told them that can we wait till Allstar break you know it would have been a lot nicer yeah it
Would have been nicer for sure it would have been great you get you get like a month of prep time uh yeah good job doc you got that you got the job you can’t complain about a job that you you stabed somebody in the back for he also had a
Uh he I’m pulling it up up he had a uh quote where it actually sounded like when Dave does his bit with excuses like not to make excuses then rattles off a bunch of excuses listen to these listen to Doc River explain the the the start he had with the
Bucks yeah just you know the Utah game you kind of knew you know altitude back to back um I mean that whoever scheduled a Dallas Utah have never been on an airplane in their life you know or no time zones you know so that was just a
Tough one we knew that um I guarantee you when they looked at that before the year started they were like this this was going to be a brutal game for us uh end of a trip legs you can just see it we got a lot of injuries right now so
Guys are playing more extended minutes I think that’s and you know what so he went he went uh altitude schedule time zones fatigue injuries defense that’s about it in 30 seconds yeah yeah there’s not really you could I’ve heard people throw El Nino into a
Lot of [ __ ] he should have put that in there just you know played what does that mean like it’s a leap year we got extra days this month going from Dallas to Utah everybody knows time zones and altitudes you go from Dallas to Utah you might as well be going through hell it’s
The toughest road trip in America that’s really hard what else do you want us to do Dallas Utah next you’re going to say Sacramento yeah oh man so yeah Doc Rivers good job coming back and and really making everyone be like wait why did we why do we why do people like this
Guy yeah I don’t like Doc yeah Hank I mean he’s a championship winning coach what’s not to Lake um all right what else we got going on in the Sports World pitchers and catchers did report yeah and there’s a bunch of bunch of baseball players that aren’t signed yet yeah one
Of my hot seats I don’t know what’s going to happen with that all right we we’ll save it for Hot Seat cool Throne um I’m excited about baseball though I’m excited about baseball as well dingers only yeah oh yeah we’re doing dingers only again yes no h by pitch no hit by
Pitches just dingers so we should set a date yeah we’ll set a date yeah uh let’s say June we midseason well we don’t have to do the start of the season to start yeah what do of also what’s going to be an interesting twist is we’re
Going to have to figure out how to uh disable notifications on our phone for every player that we had hitting home runs last year yeah I just got a Brandon Lao injury update that’s tough yeah so we can do Fourth of July one of the episodes again we should be able to keep
One guy though keep a keeper League a keeper League yeah you get to keep one Dinger you know what we should do is we should draft this is what we should do is we should draft our team before opening day and every week you get to
Add one guy to your active roster till we get the full roster I like so you have to guess yes one guy that you yes you have to guess that’s that’s a nice way to also like yeah ease in first week you’re just rooting for one dude to go
Yard second week you got two guys you can keep track of yeah it’s like the Royal Rumble of dingers only uhhuh opening day in South Korea March 28th who cares oh wait in they’re playing in South Kore okay I Le said opening day for South Korea like who cares about
That Dodgers Padre in South Korea sorry March 20th March 20th all right well we’re not going to be doing that what kind of time zone is that going to be that’s literally isn’t that first day of March Madness yeah right around that’s really stupid great job baseball a week
Before everyone else so March 28th is everyone else what should the what should what should the punishment be this year I like something baseball related yeah it was good this year’s punishment was good just run it back run it we could run it back we could also
You get get a hit by a 90 mph fast ball M that’d be fun that sounds fun that does sound fun maybe you have to just like face a college pitcher until you can oh we should you know what we should do is we should run it back but the
Loser also has to bat yeah yeah because I think facing against a college pitcher would be that would be terrifying yeah the loser has to be shoh yeah and you have to keep taking it bats until you get a base hit yeah oh that will take
Forever maybe we won’t won’t put in that stipulation we we’ll we’ll we’ll refine it but yeah I like doing I think we should run it back let’s do that you got to get a hit shut up Max you’re sick you’re I’m fine no I mean you’re
Sick in the head oh okay yeah and a baseball and and a baseball you’re so sick uh Hank do you want to do your top 10 Patriots Yeah so this could change yeah cuz I I said I would do it we were debating it and then I was
Watching the first two episodes of sorry Dynasty i’ I’ve heard and I haven’t watched it yet but we we’ll all watch it so that we can review it together but I’ve heard the crafts are spin zoning stuff like that’s just what the tweets have seen they’re heavily
Featured you just listen to Kirk no that wasn’t just Kirk Kirk did say it but I’ve seen tweets too being like I think Simmons even said the crafts were spins up that Kirks yeah I mean I I wasn’t around obviously my first me like watching it I was like holy [ __ ] I was
Literally 9 years old when this started uh people are saying that they made it seem like the Patriots are really bad before Brady and they actually weren’t with parcel’s and Pete carolu Super Bowl yeah so they they do focus a little bit on the crafts and it’s told from his
Point of view kind of but you have to almost tell it from his point of view because he’s the one that made the decisions right like bringing in bich and then bich deciding Drew bledo or Tom Brady and then craft like signing off on that and trusting him so like you do
Have to tell his side of the story by far my favorite part of it so far is Ernie Adams you get so much Ernie Adams already and Ernie Adams um he might be on a white whale list of ours yeah he’s he’s a very interesting guy so he’s
Driving out of his house which is a very nice house dude drives a Subaru of course like a classic Subaru love that guy yeah I wouldn’t expect him to drive anything else that it would be either a Subaru or like a Corolla yeah nothing more like 1997 Toyota Camry yeah nothing
More it’s going to be painful waiting week in and week out uh for all the episodes I think there’s 10 episodes there’s only two out right now and I think after this week it goes one by one by one hurts that’s our braining last night yeah I started
Watching this new show on Hulu and I watched the first two episodes and realized that it was every week and it devastated me because I cannot remember week to week anything yeah I need to be able to binge I actually think what the streaming services should do because
When you binge you you watch it so fast you don’t remember anything but when it’s week to week you watch it so slow you don’t remember anything they need to basically put like we’re a bunch of like labradors trying to eat our food out of a bowlt the spiral bowls
It should be like once you start an episode you can watch three episodes in one day yeah and then the next day you can watch three episodes yeah I me so it’s like a they basically control your binging I I started the the Patriots dynasty show and then when I got to the
End of the available ones I kept clicking on the third one even though it said like coming out March 3rd or whenever and I I was like no that must be a mistake show me more do it Netflix or apple do a do a controlled binge so
We can save ourselves from ourselves but also we can remember what the [ __ ] going on cuz you guys know when you binge something you do those like you you’ll watch like four episodes in one night and be like ah [ __ ] I’ll do there’s a cliffhanger I’ll watch the
Fifth and barely remember it because you’re falling asleep yeah give me three a day three a day would be perfect yeah I need more I need more stat uh really really well done it only gets up to the snowball is the end of the second episode so there’s still a lot left how
Many episodes are there 10 so they haven’t even won a Super Bowl in the first two episodes no that’s pretty crazy yeah and like I said that was I was I was nine my first you know the beginning Montage was really really good and I was like holy like first it hurt a
Little bit because I realized I was like damn this is just history now MH this is not this was my life this is what I lived every day being like oh this is the best team in the world during that Montage I was like oh this is this is
Over like this is yeah we’re watching a documentary this is this is all the past I actually I was thinking about this let me actually do an ad real quick that works perfectly for this if you’re looking to go to a football game next year or maybe you’re going to college
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Super Bowl like that will be the moment when if they if you get to a point where it’s because it has to happen at some point in the next couple years where no on that team not that many I was thinking about it like if they go if say the
Patriots went to the playoffs in two years and everyone’s like well it’s the Patriots they’re in their playoffs like wait but none of these guys have have been there for that yeah it can’t be a a bunch linemen and yeah like special teamers yeah because I they also cut a
Couple guys and I was like huh I wonder I wonder what the longest tenured Patriot is right now yeah I probably under 10 I mean David Andrew that’s what I’m saying linan memes credit Lyman probably definitely do I would say it’s under 10 yeah that’s crazy to think and they
Released their whole coaching staff and it was like all brand new faces uh this documentary is one of the first times maybe the first time that I’ve watched a documentary about something where I remember like every single minute of all this stuff happening like I remember
When Tom Brady came in for Drew bledo and uh uh Lin sanity Lin sanity yeah yeah but no but this is no no I know what you mean this is the first one where I watch like the clothes and Technology yeah that people are using during the the footage and I’m like holy
[ __ ] that feels like it looks like that’s the 80s like 1999 in terms of the big ass like baggy white shirts and the jeans that they were wearing the giant khakis they also had a hilarious clip of uh the sports reporter show yeah when
Like Bob Ryan was in it and I don’t know Lupa and a couple other guys where they’re just in over oversized suits and they’re just sitting on a stage C and that was the Sunday morning before it was just a hilariously like I remember the show vaguely but just watching it now being
Like oh this was like they should bring that show you want to get hot takes off just put four old guys in chairs on a stage an NFL matchup was also in that early Sunday morning just four guys that are just like sitting in newsrooms just
Pissed off at the world Let Go free there was some old vintage Collinsworth Clips where he was saying like I don’t think this is the right move to bench bledo like I don’t know about this kid Brady and uh Collinsworth had uh a little bit less in the year 2001 which is interesting
Interesting huh I sent you guys the chart of how the Patriots were built via the Patriots game notes uh so aside from Slater no one’s been on the team prior to 2015 so yeah but there’s that they won three Super Bowls or two Super Bowls right Joe Cardona is he still on the
Team that was this was as of this year yeah Lawrence guy he just got cut yeah so that was that was what it was it wasn’t Slater was he got cut and they were like he’s he was on the team for seven years I like huh I wonder I wonder
At what point you get to like no one left uh okay Hank you ready yeah there’s only there’s only like six right very few yeah very few okay ready Hank yeah you starting at 10 or one 10 you want me to start I want you
To start at six go six to one 10 9 87 all right uh number six a lot a lot of the defense a lot of the defense list a lot of the defense I took from uh the early the Early Dynasty okay but this this one guy two Super
Bowls you wouldn’t have won without him he stopped Marshon Lynch on the one yard line basically arm tackled the guy then took him down wow and he forced a fumble against the Falcons Malcolm Butler Dante high tower oh whoops two two plays where like when you’re watching you’re like we need a
Miracle he’s the guy he’s the guy he’s number six number six wow he’s pretty high can’t wait to see who’s 5432 we should we debut this like one by one so we just do number six tune in on Friday yeah yeah number five will be on Friday good start Good Start Hank number
Six Dante we make a big threat out of it that was huge yeah but then people are going to get in my head but no I no you have your list have it locked in send it to Jake and he’ll make sure it stays locked in [Laughter]
Tune in Friday we get number saying about the Netflix thing be one thing and people are GNA be pissed this is this is how you do offseason sports radio yeah okay you you drag everything out for as long as possible like this is going to be a monthl long Hanks top 10 Patriots
Extra and we’re gonna find out one like we’re gonna find out one and still have to do 10 n 87 who do you think number one is Big Cat three four okay that was six uh I I’m very interested see who number two is you sent me 12 oh
Yeah well one’s a honorable mention and one’s the lighthouse I’ll spoiler okay but that one doesn’t really the new one yeah that hasn’t won [ __ ] we should have started with our honorable mentions I only have one on the list what’s your honorable mention on Friday we’ll debut Dante high tower um he just
My favorite player as a kid bethl Johnson kick Turner okay electric okay all right that was so so five five on Friday five on Friday all right defense oh Teddy brusi no Mike Rabel nope Vince wilfer nope Dale Rivas nope Albert Haynesworth no Malcolm Butler no Rich Seymour
Nope uh Willie mcginness nope Jared Mayo nope he’s been in Chris long both episodes I haven’t watched yet he’s been in both episodes owns property owns property I think that’s probably all oh uhw yeah wait no but we don’t know we don’t know who it is number five make him tune
In who’s is four offense yep oh that’s got to be uh Jules receiver and recurring guest of the showes cural Patterson it’s j it’s Jules Dante stalworth so gr’s two or three he’s got to be three and then Brady’s got to be two no Brady’s one Brady’s one Bill’s
Two are these no players only players only players only players only okay he wouldn’t do Vel to oh no Vince wfor to no groon three Brady one I think gr’s probably two brady1 you have you guys both have one of those things okay all right well tune
In Friday for number five Did You Vince will for 7 through 10 yeah wow I can’t wait till we do the only one two the all right the the big thing that I had you had to factor in though is like don’t tell it don’t spoil
It no but like uh my grading system isn’t based purely on stats Rings is a major factor Vibes is a major factor there’s so many guys that won three Super Bowls it’s hard to crit them I wouldn’t but VI Vibes guy could we get could we get a breakdown so on Friday
When we do number five can we get like I would like in the balls scale one through five like give us Rings give us Vibes yeah X Factor will Fork is the only person to win in both dynasties besides Brady obviously but that’s a huge it’s a big one yeah I
I can’t he he won and then he suffered through the bad years which they were good years they wi Super Bowl went Super Bowls but he came out the other side can you imagine the anticipation after Hank debuts his number eight Patriot and then
We have to wait two more days to get the final and last number seven yeah it’s going to be crazy all right lot of great players yeah uh let’s do hot SE cool thr then we’ll get to our interview with Keith Yandle hot SE cool Throne is presented
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Responsibly Kors Brewing Company Golden Colorado coorslight.com take thank you to coorsite the coldest and best beer in the world Hank my hot seat is Anthony randone yeah people are big mad I feel like athletes say this exact quote all the time though yes like you want to
Read it it it does seem like something that’s getting a little bit over exaggerated but he said baseball’s never been a top priority for for me this is a job I do is to make a living my faith my family come first before this job so if
Those things come before it I’m leaving mhm and people are are you know freaking out he’s got a $245 million contract makes a lot of money makes a lot of money doesn’t play a lot he also complained earlier in the offseason about wanting the season to be shorter
Which is another thing most people want yeah but I do feel like the all players across the board it’s like a stereotypical answer to be like my family comes first no matter what I agree with that the I think the other problem he runs into not just the money
Um is that he plays for the Angels yeah and that’s like the vibe of the Angels the angels as an organization baseball’s not their top priority it used to be that way with the Padres too for while uh but yeah you can I think a lot of
Players feel this way but you probably shouldn’t say it yeah like right before the season starts and after you’re getting paid that much more yeah he never had that problem with him in DC great player yeah it also kept on going he said is it a the reporter said is it
A priority he said oh it’s a prior priority for sure because it’s my job I’m here aren’t I do you want to be here I don’t want to talk to you guys at 7 in the morning or whatever time it is that that ruled it’s relatable yeah so I
Think maybe that part where he’s like I’m here he also might just he might have gotten bad vibes from the reporter true and just was given him the most boring easy answers ever we don’t talk about that enough bad vibes from a reporter that’s what that that guy who
Went after jamus for scoring that touchdown yeah bad vibes bad vibes okay your cool Throne uh my cool throne Dungeons and Dragons yeah we we know we mention it but I Sunday or Monday was hung over from Sunday uh were you hung over from Sunday or were you hung over
From the things you did on Sunday you were already hung over no you were drunk on Sunday yeah so I was hung over yesterday got back watched The Dungeons and Dragons I was like this is amazing I you know I I hadn’t seen it yet the
Graphics are so good and I feel like because we you know it was kind of during a break we should give those guys their proper credit yeah shout out Trey they were incredible I I watched a good deal of it on Friday when it came
Out it it’s I don’t know how they do what they do no it’s worth to watch go watch it thank you to Tim Woods our champion we’ll probably do another one in I don’t know four or five months when we get to July 4th so it was great to
Have him just around for a day I I wish we could just hire him to just be a Vibes guy yeah just have a game room with Tim Woods yeah we should go laring with him yeah all right we’ll do that for July 4th as well yes we have to do
It we have to do it do like a two-day long lorp it would be awesome yeah get dressed up yeah horses just battle people it sounds awesome look at us plenty of our next vacation but also plenty of our next content for vacation well that uh my other Hots I mean
Embrace debate I was getting [ __ ] the these new hats are on sale and and Gaz was saying I can’t wear them because it’s Chicago like Chicago Chicago barcel yeah barcel Chicago yeah those are good hats yeah we have all of our St Patty’s Day merch check it out go buy it but now
I live in Chicago I can wear hat we also did our St Patty’s Day merch very mean um we just used Moo’s face who’s one of our co-workers and it’s just it could be any Irish guy like this is Moo leprechaun oh have you guys seen The
Irish baby no went viral yesterday no you guys got to check out the just just look on Twitter search Irish baby okay it’s this Irish baby that’s that’s uh holding a Guinness and the D it looks like uh 79y old oh yeah yeah the Irish baby rocks this guy’s got some stories
To tell that Irish baby could drink me under the table yeah babe wake up the most Irish baby just dropped yeah it’s very Irish baby love it um my hot seat Hank are you done yep my hot seat is Rick patino Rick patino is back baby he’s back giving
Some serious quotes and uh he dropped some heat a couple days ago he said we are so unathletic we can’t guard anybody without fouling for me I’ve always enjoyed the first year and I’m not going to lie to you this is the most unenjoyable experience of my lifetime
That and that’s he’s got some pretty unenjoyable experiences yes and also some really enjoyable ones although brief yes this has been so disappointing look Joel’s slow laterally he’s not fast on the court Chris ledum is slow laterally Sean Conway is slow laterally Brady’s physically weak drissa is slow
Laterally and then he started talking [ __ ] about the the team facilities I mean they did blow like a 20-point lead just pugs SE Hall um I also saw cuz he clearly made the guys like run a shitload in the gym after he said finally broke 200 in stamina shooting
Tonight uh Na alen with 205 Shan Conway comes close to 190 we got to get this drill yeah and do a a challenge and see if we get better at stamina shooting yeah like can we can we break 200 stamina it’s got to be an insanely hard
Drill if there’s two words that come to mind when I think of Rick patino it’s definitely stamina shooting yeah he walked into that one yeah come on Rick I slipped on it uh my cool Throne is the Orlando Airport oh the Orlando Airport on the big time cool Throne they’re now
Selling passes for people to go inside the airport shop and dine Chili’s without getting on a plane Chili’s is pre- security chili do that okay so you can Chili’s already pre-c oh got it okay well but that’s still awesome but it’s still awesome it’s still it’s still box
That you can go to the airport and eat the finest food yeah that’s not awesome that could be awesome wait the best part about and don’t go anywhere the best part well we could be I’m going to predict that we’re going to see an uptick in airport uh related violence
Because the one thing the airports have going for them right now is you can talk all the [ __ ] that you want in an airport bar and nobody’s got a weapon yeah you know that no one’s got a gun no one’s got a knife there now we’re going to see
Some stabbings in airports which America is long overdue for the imagine being late for your flight and in TSA there’s a guy in front of you that just wants to go walk around the air airport yeah drive you I don’t I don’t think those guys have to go through TSA oh they
Don’t I don’t think so I don’t know how it’s going to work yeah but yeah still would probably have to maybe I got I got random check twice on the way home from Mexico yeah the ID check yeah yeah sucked didn’t have anything kind of always I always feel disappointed for
The person when they’re checking your bag and you’re like I don’t have anything yeah it’s like I I kind of wish I had something for you they’re never they they know that you don’t have anything right like it’ be cool if you pulled out like a long knife or
Something oh [ __ ] I forgot this in my yeah right like but I I’m just like sitting there like you’re going to be disappointed there’s nothing got I got groped on my way back Big Time groped going through security it was it was a
Guy it has to be a guy yeah so you go through this scanner and then it it shot off the alerts right on my dick and then right on my butt and the guy looked at it he looked at me he was like I’m going
To have to uh give you an extended pat down now and he explained what was going to happen and then he did it and they really pressed like it it was very awkward being around all these other people the guy’s just like ramming his hand into your dick repeatedly yeah that
Was tough that was a tough move I wish that I had something that I was packing that could be like oh [ __ ] yeah that’s my gun my bad but no he was just pressing my balls uh you know who I saw who’s right behind me in security coming
Back from Mexico your guy Michael Porter Jr oh really I had already burned my uh you want to come on our podcast for the month so I didn’t say anything didn’t you didn’t say anything yeah I did I’m still a little gun I think you get one of those a month
Yeah did you if you had like a m Mark Davis if you had a microphone in your backpack you could have been like oh yeah they found my microphone I forgot to take that out because I do a podcast podcast Michael por Micha J if you’re interested New Media that’s kind of kind
Of suck though because like no one really recognized him like I don’t know just tall you’re an NBA champion I feel like you want to get recognized a little bit maybe yeah um yeah have you ever been to the Knoxville airport no so that one is yes that TSA line is impressive
Yes I have because they’ve got as you’re winding through the through the ropes they’ve got all these pictures of guns that they’ve confiscated from people flying out of that airport and I was like this is a fuckload of guns there were like there were like 10 pictures
There and then I look closer and every single gun had been confiscated within like the last two months who they find a lot of guns at that airport you just forget your gun have you guys noticed the pre-check and clear lines being longer than regular yeah new dma yeah no
I went through regular this morning no it’s clear plus is coming yeah it’s already here both no no no plus plus no it’s already here clear plus clear plus plus is coming whatever they’re going to do they’re setting it up so that they’re going to make you buy another time what
I what I noticed they rebranded clear as now clear plus and you get confused when you go to the airport it’s like I don’t know if I have clear plus but but that means that there’s another level coming that implies they’re intentionally making it harder for TSA and clear so
That we are going to buy a new one you have to yeah it’s not really valuable anymore Savvy by them Savvy by them uh okay so my hot seat is the Chicago Cubs because uh we are on day I believe 143 uh with Cody Bellinger not being
Signed and he is still a free agent they had pitchers and catchers we’re getting to the point I really really want the Cubs to sign him we’re getting to the point there’s my favorite part of free agency where we have uh radio hosts uh offering free things so David Kaplan
Friend of mine he uh he said that uh uh Lum malti’s wife has offered free pizza for life for Cody Bell if he signs is that code uh I don’t like Hillary Clinton Q on [ __ ] free pizza for life I am here right now because I want Cody
Bellinger to be a cub I’m gonna offer something that I never thought I would offer and I’m nervous about this because I don’t think you’ll agree but I’m GNA do it Cody Bellinger because you’re listening to this show if you sign with the Chicago Cubs I will send you Hank’s Patriot list
5 through 10 5 43 2 1 how you going to get it Jake and you know what you idiot you sent it to Jake already you know what I’m going to match yeah I’m going to no I’ll I’ll send him 5 through one will you send him 10 through 10 through
7 plus honorable mention plus plus you get a bonus Lighthouse yeah you won’t have to wait any longer Cody please sign with Cubs so it’s Cody Blake Snell yeah still hasn’t signed there a few other guys like big names that haven’t signed yet I don’t know
What’s going on why not crazy why not Cody you can also use our golf simulator anytime to be fair the owner are poor and they don’t have enough money to pay yeah Tom Ricket broke boy yeah I think they’re all Boris guys too no they are
They are Boris guys yeah I know Cody’s the Boris guy and I think that’s what’s really holding it up so this is this is the seword then I like you Tom Rick it’s if you pay for Cody Bellinger this is this would be collusion yeah against Scott Boris or Scott Boris is colluding
Against them to then claim counter colluding so Scott Boris is asking for so much money that he can then say they’re colluding against me and then he can follow lawsuit against them what if Scott Bor isn’t even answering the phone and he’s like they’re blackballing you we’re going to
Take him to court Scott Boris might be texting owners and the owners are just so unext Savvy that they don’t look at their phones yeah like I don’t know how to do the email on the phone just call me I think Scott Bo’s probably playing it right because all these guys are
Going to like once the season starts like would we rather have Cody Bellinger or not yeah I think we would there’s there’s a lot of good players out there yeah uh they should actually just do this every year Boris should just make his own team Boris Allstars yeah well
Then he’d have to pay them true true but then he gets a 10% cut so it’s really discount true that’s true that’s true all right my cool Throne is Sydney Sweeney’s uh boobs oh why that picture of her in the red dress which I was getting shamed for like come on guys the
Day you stop liking tits kill me I think um and I die I’m gonna say something controversial yeah I think Sydney Sweeny is very attractive yeah she’s in her boobs I think she’s a wonderful looking actress she hosting SNL what’s with guys snitching dry snitching on online now oh
Yeah welcome to my world yeah [ __ ] yeah I can’t like a Miley Cyrus series of pictures from the Grammy Awards well this is why may we should boss the Bonk list no I think I think we need to embrace the Bonk like if you’re not getting bonked then there’s something
Wrong with you I’m a red-blooded American male okay people trying to shame me age shame me kids shame me I sh boobs I hit like on tweets and on pictures on Instagram not because I’m horny but because I’m trying to support them yeah and to be like hey great job
Posting this picture also Sydney swee is like the most famous person right now it’s not like a random porn star true what what’s that Hank what it’s not I listen I am with you dry stitching shouldn’t be happening because of the blon list I get sent a lot of big cats
Likes on Instagram and there’s a lot of randoms put it that way not that many also uh rip Kagney Lyn Carter porn star she died why don’t we why don’t we do highlight tapes after she could be cremated no but I’m saying like like when Kobe died all we all we
Saw was like highlights of Kobe yeah Mama mentality right pornstars don’t deserve that they should yeah they should just saying right it’ be a long day without you my yeah Sydney Sweeney’s hot there I said it she’s really hot I think she’s very attractive I think she’s very talented
Very talented very hot I think that we should do a better job supporting um is the one is the one where she wears like a nun uniform the whole time I think it’s a Spider-Man movie oh isn’t there one that just came out where she wears
Like a nun uniform all time yeah I don’t think I’m going to see that one I’d watch her wearing none none clothes take that out that was tooo horny it’s called Immaculate Immaculate in theat is March 22nd no she is a very good act I mean listen Euphoria what was the uh
White Lotus when’s that coming back yeah White Lotus needs to be back White Lotus was awesome but don’t make us wait in between episodes yeah uh okay they I think they released what the hotel was in like they or something yeah somewhere like that uh Jake uh my what do you
Think about Sydney sween’s boobs yeah okay all right nice there’s Jake’s review that’s Mr position that’s a yeah hey Max what do you think about Cindy swe is out on them yeah you’re out no I like them yeah how much do you like them they’re they’re they’re nice
Boobs for a while we were shaming women for their breast size I think Hank was talking about M Madam web by the way oh yeah that’s that’s the that’s Spider-Man I’m not going to see that either just in every movie She’s she’s a hard work incredibly hard three movies in the past
Three months yeah she’s incredibly hardworking uh Jake your hot seat cool thron uh my hot seat’s Notre Dame we had the official announcement of how the college football playoff is going to construct their 12 team bracket and it was announced that the four highest ranked Conference champions will be
Seeds one through four which means if Notre Dame is the best team in the country I thought it was five they’ get the number five SE I think it’s five yeah so five seat yes five seats not get that that would be very funny if they just designed these rules and they’re
Like yeah [ __ ] you Florida State again like we’re gonna take we’re going to take all the other conferences but yeah Notre Dame well there’s only four left bager yeah Notre Dame are they going to are they going to have to join the AC I think they would join the Big 10 before
The ACC and then so they take all their other sports out of the ACC yeah because I don’t think the ACC is long for this world yeah it would be crazy if they join the ACC so that would be wild though if they joined if they joined the
Big 10 then you’d have like Notre Dame Michigan Ohio State only one of them would get the top seed correct yeah wild this is a good way to do it big c I’m surprised you didn’t put Justin fields on the Bears on your hot seat oh yeah
Well Jake funny you say that um he unfollowed the Bears you know who he didn’t unfollow me sick yeah I didn’t know Tom perelli actually told me that that was my other thing watching the uh the dynasty documentary oh that wasn’t about the Patriots well no I’m wondering
Like it’s like uh it was it was good that the the that Brady had time to develop he wasn’t Tom Brady you know even that was his second year in the league if you have a rookie quarterback with a lot of pressure it’s it’s hard that was an incredible sck I was
Thinking about you when I was watching that doent being like damn Justin Fields I I really I really wish we could somehow like take events that happened in the past bring them to modern day and and know what the discourse would be around them because like the Tom Brady
Game manager Super Bowl winning discourse would be so fun to oh they threw that line in to and like Tom Brady’s doing a really good job managing this game in one of the one of the game Highway going crazy for but yeah that’s a good point about the Bears hack yeah
Justin fields did unfollow the Bears uh yeah I don’t think it’s I I think he’s probably going to get traded so like I said I mean it could mean literally anything so it sounds like you’re GNA get Caleb yeah it could mean anything like he doesn’t want to play for the
Bears anymore that could be one of the things or he hates the Bears it’s the most Prive all of these things I think this is the this is my least favorite recurring storyline in sports when an athlete unfollows his teammates and like the Team official account on soci medat
And people do it in a story and it’s like what does it mean well it means that he did that because he wanted you to see that he did that and then to make a story out of it also maybe it’s just as simple as Justin Fields doesn’t want
To watch Bears highlights in his offseason because there not a lot of them yeah that’s true like was like I just I kind of want to opt out on this content for a the content was bad well he could mute he could mute it and it
Wouldn’t be a story he could mute I would never unfollow any professional team that that I played for no it’s like once once always who unfollows people on on social media like if I follow you on Instagram I’m never unfollowing ever ever I’m too Laz
To do even if you are a porn star and die yeah I’ll keep that respect what if one day it it posts again right that’s that’s got to be such a nice surprise yeah all right Jake your cool Throne uh my cool Throne is the shot of a lifetime
Oh I’m back in the booth Jake is for her some golf nice next week on PGA Tour live wow yes I’ll be doing a couple of events with them this season first up the cognizant classic and the Palm Beaches we’ve got a great field that have committed so far Rory Ricky Matthew
Fitzpatrick who’s been on the show no Max I don’t think we’re gonna get Max [ __ ] yeah but he probably has diarrhea butt from last week from all that In-N-Out was it the In-N-Out that gave people the [ __ ] is that what was happening that’s they were claiming for
Tiger also you didn’t eat In-N-Out in Vegas Hank you’ve changed did oh you did okay the Jerry went after the draftking shoot oh yeah so tune in th I was with you yeah I was worried that you didn’t uh that’s awesome Jake everyone tune in
Thank you it it did give me the [ __ ] oh no yeah so I only who else is on the call Jake uh TBD also shout out to water dogs finishing second good job Mac MH you [ __ ] loser you said you wanted to lose let’s go Philly yeah well things
Change it’s called material change it’s called fluidity I think it’s perfect I yeah no I didn’t want to win that I did not want to win that it was a fake let’s win the real thing right it’s preseason what are the Ravens no we want to win the real this is basically the
Equivalent of the inseason tournament don’t want to win that either you still hang a banner and it means something no it does not but it does not mean anything when you win the inseason tournament oh yeah Max does have to hang a banner second place yeah no that we agreed upon that
Max no I never agreed on anything we agreed on it you agreed on it all I did agree on it you agreed on it hang the banner hang the banner hang the banner [ __ ] uh okay let’s get to our interview with Keith the andle great interview
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Option and now here’s Keith Yandle okay we now welcome on our very good friend recurring guest it is Keith Yandle uh many year hockey Pro how many years 13 13y year hockey Pro in the NHL 16 16 years so yans uh I want to give yans credit off the bat we were it’s
It’s the perfect spit and chicklets Universe okay down to you you you come in at the end here uh Biz was supposed to come on he was feeling under the weather because he had to work two days in a row so I was like he texted me this
Morning he’s like hey I can’t do it I’m I’m feeling sick so I texted Whit wit’s on a boat in Florida and he’s like right after the boat I’m going to golf and he’s like but yansan is the best I was like yeah I know Yan is the best so I
Texted you and you came to our rescue but you also gave me a little nugget of information that you have never in your life owned a computer yeah never have never will I think it’s the most civilian thing you can ever do so what are you doing this
On right now his wife’s computer my wife’s what does that mean you’ve never owned a computer you’ve never wanted to own a computer no no zero interest until I have to get real job that’s your computer though like if it’s your wife computer that’s a family computer right
No it’s like her work uh lab laptop so so us call calling you up like she’s got to take a break from work right now because you got to use the one computer in your house well the kids have them too but I think they’re at school with
Them um yeah and I was on a boat and golf this morning but still found a way to make this show Happ that’s a grinder that’s a hockey player what about growing up like growing up you didn’t have a computer for book reports things like that no did you guys have actually
We got one we got one when I got drafted it was like cuz um the year I got drafted was the lockout year so they did it all online and my parents went out and bought a computer um to see where I was going to get drafted yeah that’s I
Mean we are all of of of similar age and it was I remember we we got our first computer in my house like maybe it was like late late 90s and it was just one computer for everyone so like when you start looking poor and you’re like oh
This is going to be bad get a virus you’re like [ __ ] the next person like my mom’s going to look up a recipe on this computer and there’s going to be popups everywhere that was just you had to go through some [ __ ] with the one family computer oh yeah it was a grind
Downloading on Napster just you hearing your dad coming up the stairs trying to delete things um but it wasn’t good so wait you when you were on the road for 16 years the NHL you never were like hey maybe I should get a computer like what
Did you do when you were on planes like watch a movie you just you just don’t have a computer well when it first started it was remember everyone had those uh DVD players that like you flip up and then there’d be a so everyone would buy their
Own DVD player and then there’d be a ton of DVDs on the plane uh so I’d just bring that and then um I I mean I have a uh um iPad oh okay that’s computer adjacent does the iPad have like the the keyboard that connects to it no God no I can’t even
Type I love it because I fall asleep sleep to my iPad I have it on like the desk next to my bed and I uh I just I I strictly have it for that I have Netflix Amazon um HBO whatever just on that just to watch before bed we got to get a
Typing contest between you and Biz because even though Biz owns I’m I’m assuming he’s owned several computers in his lifetime I think you could still beat him yeah his buttons are probably all stuck together though from that’s facts that’s facts uh from the flu uh
All right so we we wanted Yan on to talk little hockey so uh we’re we’re now getting to the end of February we’re getting what a month and a half away from playoff hockey my first question was what is the dog days of hockey what part of the season because we know it
With you know football season you’ll get to midseason and and you’ll see some guys hitting the wall baseball you get to like mid early mid August and it’s like oh man this is a grind what is that in the calendar for hockey players I think they’ve gotten a lot better with
With it um especially you know now my first you know maybe 7 10 years that it was just a grind especially I was we were on some bad teams in Phoenix and guys are getting traded guys are hearing about getting traded so there’s a lot there’s a lot of stuff going on behind
The scenes where you’re like oh God you know every day is just kind of like and that was before the old um nowadays you get four days off a month that was before that so you were practicing every day if your team was bad but nowadays it
Seems like you know the teams are well aware of that and you know they’re putting together whether it’s you know family trips uh mother trips father trips siblings trips uh I think they’re doing a lot of good things like that but I remember a couple times in Phoenix you
Know we we’d go to Vegas for a couple days kind of have a team bonding um play some golf hit the casino um you know New York was really good with it as well if you had a couple couple games where you’re in strictly cold weather we would
Come down to Florida a couple days early to golf or whatever um so I think I think the league or the teams have done a really good job and it’s probably because a lot of GMS are ex players now so they kind of realize that those dog
Days are real um but I think the majority of thing is keeping it the the the best thing was to have a um a rookie party around this time but if your team’s out of it then you know the coach is like all right we can’t go too hard
You guys are playing like [ __ ] but and then if you’re you know at the top of the ranks then you’re like all right we don’t want to go too hard we don’t want to take our foot off the pedal here so there’s kind of a a little bit of a a
Gray area in both but it seems to me the last you know probably 10 years the the League’s gotten really good about kind of taking care of these dog days and making things light and and and E easy for the guys yeah yeah you were talking
About the rookies um the guy on the Bruins that made his debut yesterday is it is it mlli yeah yeah so he scored in his debut and I was I was watching I thought to myself like I feel like there’s a lot of rookies who score in their debut is that
Just is that a thing I’m making up or is that an actual thing in the in the NHL it does seem a little bit more uh nowadays before it was I think my first game I probably played seven minutes but you know nowadays they they’re throwing guys Into the Fire getting guys getting
Guys right into it playing on the top lines you know not really putting guys on Fourth lines where they don’t aren’t getting chances so I think uh they’re setting guys up for for for success but yeah it definitely definitely seems that way and how about the kid in in in New
York playing his first game the outdoor game fought first second of the game um I think it was on the anniversary of his dad passing away like six years before that too so that was a cool story as well yeah yeah I mean hockey always has
Those cool stories that pop up I wanted to go back when you said you know you played on some bad teams how much does this part of the Season suck if you’re a bad team because I know like the Blackhawks are a very bad team Conor Mard obviously just came back which is
Good but are like are guys like this just [ __ ] sucks I want to get out of here so bad yeah you you see a lot of guys either planning to go play World Championships or planning their summer vacation right after the season so it’s uh it’s tough and then the worst part is
If your team’s bad then at the end of the day it means people are going to get traded and you know you’re losing friends you got to pack up your family and move um so a lot of things like that and then you know teams are bringing up
Guys from the miners then you you know you’re worried about your job you so there’s no real downtime if your if your team’s playing bad you still got to produce and and go out there and give a 100% effort and um but it there’s definitely some some times during the
Season where you’re like oh man we’re really doing this again I can imagine yeah especially like around this time of year where if if there’s no like real light at the end of the tunnel you’re just like I guess I guess I got to be a
Pro I guess I have to show that I’m professional yeah yeah you’re waiting for the 15th and 30th payday yeah pretty good pretty good um we have we have this debate with every hockey guest that we have on here uh what is the difference between an upper and a
Lower body injury I think Bel uh anything below the belly button is a lower body injury and anything above the belly button is the upper body injury okay I agree with that because we’ve had people that that say waste and I think that’s [ __ ] I think it’s the I think
It’s the belly button yeah all right so we’re on the same page did good call did you ever get injured and you were like can I just say what it is this is [ __ ] like people don’t cuz sometimes I’ll see like an upper body injury like
Oh he can get back out there but like no his shoulder’s broken why don’t they just say that yeah I don’t know why because at the end of the day that the other teams know like you know if a guy’s shoulders hurt the way he’s you know lumbering around out there or if
His his knees hurt especially now with video you you you see a guy going into the boards the wrong way you’re like oh he hurt his knee there or hurt his ankle or hurt his shoulder so I I think throughout the league everyone kind of
Knows but but I I don’t know why they don’t say it in the media but uh you know it’s kind of one of those cool things that hockey does where he keeps guys on the r i I think originally it started so you know if guys were up for
A contract then you know they couldn’t use it against you oh yeah that makesense I like that I always assume it was so that the other team wouldn’t Target you if they knew it was a knee then somebody might make a run at your knee yeah but every everyone on the ice
Knows if you’re hurt I mean by this time in the season pretty much everybody’s hurt anyways you have some lingering bruises or you know something you’re not feeling 100% um so every single guy’s feeling something right now but um yeah it’s it’s interesting to if they ever
Come out and go away with it and tell you what exactly the injury is I I’ll be interested to see if they ever do that was there ever uh a season or a guy who just wouldn’t get injured because I feel like everyone knows that one guy who
Just never you know the kid who never broke any of his bones playing sports or you know that one guy who just is for some reason never gets injured would you guys all look at him and be like [ __ ] you dude like we’re all dealing with
Something and you’re fresh well I I was I had the Iron Man streak until Phil kessle broke it um so you were the guy that everyone hated probably but I don’t know because I mean I didn’t really play the type of game where I was putting myself in vulnerable spots and
Um you know yeah there was a lot of guys I think every guy plays with you know as much pain as they can and it’s usually the the doctors or the the trainers that have to tell you you can’t go I’ve never seen a guy go in and be like hey I can’t
Play tonight um it’s usually they have to drag you off the ice and you know notice you can’t tie your skates because your your your fingers are broken or something like that so it it’s usually the doctors or the GM and uh trainers that make that decision for guys because
Hockey hockey players are a stubborn stubborn bunch of group yeah we learned that Mighty Ducks yeah when they had Adam Banks hold the hold the uh stick and he had to rotate and like no you can’t go dude what was the dumbest injury you played through the dumbest one
Um looking back Pro when I was in New York I I had a Grade Three separation I got it first game of the playoffs and we ended up going to game seven of the eastn Conference Final so every day was shooting it or not every day every game
I was shooting it up um you know having to have the trainers help me put my jersey on uh things like that and it but it’s also it’s during playoffs so you just want to be out there you want to be playing you want to be contributing so but that that
One was probably the worst one and you know getting back healthy from that one took a little bit longer because it was uh you know something I was dealing with for for quite a bit Yeah Yeah Yen I know that you’re you’re a sports fan you’re deep balls deep in the discourse about
Other sports too um we’ve had some discussions about how analytics uh might be ruining or might be improving football basketball uh in ruing basketball ruining basketball I think improving but also ruining football because big guys can’t get NFL head coaching jobs anymore um but in the NHL
What is what is the uh what impact has the analytics revolution had on the sport is it good or is it bad I hate it I I know nothing um too many computers guy guy who doesn’t own computer that’s a shocker I probably wasn’t a great analytic guy either but it also doesn’t
You know contribute to the good times in the locker room or on the road so you’re not you’re not getting that in analytics but yeah I was never a big fan um I think there’s some good things about it I guess but I I honestly couldn’t even
Tell you one what what an analytic really is I that what what you can’t if you walked past an analytic on the street you would not recognize it absolutely not they have whole they have whole team like a whole group of people within the teams now that kind of take
Care of that and they’re literally just in their computers all day it’s like just go get real job what one the one thing the analytics has done in in hockey is it’s ruined the shoot the puck guy in the stand because they I feel like teams are a lot more selective with
Their shots they won’t shoot from Bad angles like they used to where it’s like pucks on net it’s like no you got to get the good shots I don’t know I kind of disagree with that because I I remember guys would you know you take it a shot
On net is considered a good thing for your analytics like the Zone time and stuff like that so some guys you know guys would shoot it from the corner just to shoot on the net and you’d get back to the bench guys would be like oh what are you patting you’re [ __ ] analytic
That so oh so maybe I’m wrong yeah maybe I don’t know an analytic in hockey either yeah but the sh the Sho guy the Sho guy is the worst the worst thing you can have at at a hockey especially as a guy that I never I wasn’t a big shooter
I was more of a passer but uh the shoot guy is the worst oh I love I love to shoot to Puck guy because that that guy sitting in the stands being like every shot in his head goes in so it’s like why not shoot the puck things happen
Yeah I’m big I’m big on it in soccer too like why not just [ __ ] shoot the ball they should shoot more I agree with that yes yes shoot the ball just [ __ ] kick it uh all right so I know it’s tough in hockey because hockey is the one
Playoffs where you get crazy runs you get eight seeds winning the Stanley Cup uh but if we’re sitting right here right now give me the list of teams that you could see winning the Standley Cup this year it could go as long or as short as
You wanted to all right I I’ll I’ll just do two I’ll do two from the East too from the West I’m going to do uh Florida I I think that especially what they did last year what they’ve done this year um you know even missing missing uh you know
Two of their best defenseman earlier in the year just playing the way that they have I think boki’s been amazing um barov uh Sam reinhardt’s got a you know 30 something goals um just a hard team to play against there like you you watch their games and it’s [ __ ] old school
Hockey like stop in front of the net crosschecking guys in the face it’s great um so I got them and the Rangers coming out of coming out of the East that I like both uh I think the Rangers have a a ton of depth up front um you
Know goal tending has been you know I think shurin well Jonathan Quick has been amazing for them I think shurin could be a little better but it it’s one of those things when you get into playoffs and you have a guy like shesterkin who’s as
Good as he is if he goes on a run it’s uh you know could be could be game over for them and then out west I I really like Dallas I liked them a lot last year too um you know with with ainger I think he’s one of the best goalies in the
League he’s a young guy uh had had a good run last year but I think he’s just going to continue to get more confident in the playoffs uh I think they have a a great you know older guys and younger guys kind of leading that Team guys with
Jamie Ben and then Robinson with with the younger guys rupe hence it’s uh you know they’re they’re a fun team to watch and then you know I think it it’s hard to it’s it’s hard to bet against Vegas but I think Colorado the way that there
Buz in this year um you know if they could get Landis Cog back for playoffs you know that would be a huge a huge uh ad for them but it’s also too A lot of these teams um you know I feel more and more the trade deadline you know used to
Be the top four teams are going out making hug splashes I think teams nowadays are kind of sticking with what they have gotten them there um you know kind of trusting trusting within uh so it’ be interested to see the trade deadline what teams are doing um but but
A lot I think a lot of pieces are out there too also Vancouver too Vancouver what they’ve done this year but I I don’t I don’t think Canada is going to win a Stanley Cup anytime soon yeah the trade deadline being uh in March is pretty crazy it is wild yeah because
Just like that’s that’s very very late it feels like in the season where you’re you’re looking around and it’s like you you got what a month before the playoffs and you can still make a move yeah and you see more more I think teams are making trades earlier uh rather than
Waiting to the trade dead it used to be 50 trades every trade deadline now it’s you know there’s not many so I think teams are doing it earlier as opposed to late nowadays we saw a big trade um you know with Calgary and Vancouver in uh right before the the allstar game so
I think uh I think teams are going a little bit more towards the getting guys in having them get comfortable uh and and getting adjusted to the team system so you didn’t say Conor McDavid and the Oilers um Whitney’s told us that he’s the greatest player to ever play any
Sport yeah wouldn’t wouldn’t he wouldn’t he have won a championship by now I know but I I I agree I MJ won his first one at what 26 I think it maybe 27 yeah 27 how how old’s mcjesus he’s I think he’s younger than that right Conor McDavid but he’s better than
MJ that’s 27 years old see 20 so this is the year um I I don’t I think that they’re in a I think their goal tending might hurt them a little bit obviously the run that they’ve been on uh since the beginning of the season when they were absolute
Dog [ __ ] they’ve been they’ve been great I think McDavid and dry settle can lead any team to Victory but I think their goal tending is a you know it’s just not quite there but you look at the last you know few Stanley Cup winners besides Tampa with um vasileski a lot of these
Teams you know a goalie comes out of nowhere and helps them win Vegas I think uh was on their third string goalie last year um even St Louis when Bennington came in out of nowhere and won them a cup you know even Chicago when they woned you know they had they had cross
Who was an amazing goalie but he wasn’t you know a top three goalie in the league he wasn’t making the most money in the league so I think I think a lot of it if if your goalie gets hot obviously you got a good chance but I
Don’t see it as much in in in uh Edmonton if I had to take a Canadian team it would it would be Vancouver and mostly because of their goal tending um you know with Demco he’s he’s amazing and American so you you haven’t mentioned the Leafs and it feels like
Every year I fall for the Leafs [ __ ] because they always have some [ __ ] where it’s like oh yeah this is the year they can put together they’ve got a lot of talent Austin Matthews probably like right now the hottest player of the NHL um what give me a reason why the Leafs
Will not win the Stanley Cup to be honest I think it would strictly be because their fan base is too hard on them I think some of those teams like I I worked in I worked in Toronto last year doing uh Sports Net and they have one
Bad period or one bad game there sell the farm you know you know blow up the team get rid of everyone I think Brad tree living and Shane D what they’ve done since getting in there um in management I’ve been really good just kind of settling things down getting
Guys uh accountable they’re I think they look a lot better this year as a team um obviously what what uh Austin Matthews is doing is insane right now he’s got 50 goals right in 54 games it’s unbelievable what this guy is doing um with how good the goalies are you know
How much team Scout players uh everyone you know is fully aware what he can do to you every night but no matter what he can still find a way to score but I just don’t know if they can get past that hump and and win it this year I I
Actually would love to see them win it I think it it would be great for the game um they put on I was up there a couple weeks ago for Allstar Weekend they put on an amazing show but um yeah I I think their fans just need to be a little bit
Nicer to the players I love that I love Eagles fans definitely not an analytics Guy what’s the reason that leaves can’t win the S cup their fans are [ __ ] they’re too mean yeah they’re it sounds like they’re Eagles fans where it’s like you you know first first sign of bad
Things like fire everyone yeah like Max yeah exactly like Max by the way Conor McDavid is incredible I got to see him in person uh like three weeks ago and it is insane watching him play in person cuz you’re like holy [ __ ] he’s so much faster than everyone it’s if you to if
You took someone to their first ever hockey game and it was Conor McDavid they just they would immediately be like that guy why is he so different than everyone else yeah I did I did a hockey camp this summer uh with my brother and we had some seveny olds eighty olds and
You know we doing a scrimmage or keep away and I was kind of just going full speed trying to keep it away from these guys and it looks easier for McDavid keeping it away from NHL players than it did for me with seveny olds he’s on a different level it’s it’s
Unbelievable how fast he is how controlled how controlled he is with the puck while he’s skating a 100 miles an hour it’s just uh he’s an impressive player and I I think witz wit uh wi saying that he’s the best athlete ever is not farfetched um you know I think what he’s
Doing to hockey is insane right now and um you know hopefully he can get one a championship sometime well so I mean we asked with this and we can ask you it like if he’s the best player in the world right now why does he come off the
Ice good question very good question how many minut does LeBron play per night yeah Patrick Mahomes doesn’t miss a snap a lot more I think just strictly because he’s a good teammate he wants to get his his guys out there he knows that there’s um you know 21 other guys that that got
To make a living um so he’s probably just out there being a good teammate just letting guys get a touch um but if if anyone could play the whole game it would probably be be him but I was actually I was just away uh talking with one of my buddies who knows nothing
About hockey and he was like how come you guys only stay out there for 30 seconds and it’s uh it’s it’s a good question but it’s it’s a tiring 30 seconds you you know you’re getting leaned on by big heavy guys you’re you’re skating as fast as you can um you
Know if you stay out there for more than a minute no matter how good a shape you are you’re dead yeah what what it when you’re when you’re in the defensive Zone what uh what time is it like this is we’re so [ __ ] when CU there is nothing
Better in like playoff hockey especially when a team can get uh you know they’re in the zone for so long and they can’t clear the puck and you’re just like watching guys die at what moment like what time in that where you’re like I’m so [ __ ] it’s going to be a goal
There’s nothing we can do yeah it’s called the graveyard shift you’re just trying not to die and bu says it all the time he’s like you lose oxygen to your brain you don’t know what you’re doing the puck comes to you you give it to the other team when you know if you
Had any any uh if you had some freshness in your legs or in your brain you would you would make a good play but when when those are happening when you’re on the ice when you’re uh when the team’s snapping it around you can’t get you
Can’t get out of the zone you can’t get a whistle it’s one of the worst feelings in the world and I Pro my analytics are probably very high for being out there for those shifts what’s the longest you’ve ever been on the I don’t know uh in the NHL probably you
Know two or three minutes um whether it’s empty Nets empty I mean there’s probably obviously whistles and stuff like that too but uh you know end of games when you’re when you’re out there if there’s a power play you’re staying the full two minutes but yeah probably
Two and a half three minutes oh sounds like a long ass time I’m looking right now last year Jack Hughes broke the record he had a shift of six minutes and two seconds damn that’s insane that’s insane that’s unreal good for him yeah Keith andle was brought to you by
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Of play everybody on the ice just puts their hands up in the air and like yells at the ref like the ref didn’t see it for a penalty oh if it just delay a game no they’re trying to be like hey it went out yeah they’re just trying to say I
Don’t know that’s actually that’s a good uh good question everyone does it you’re 100% right it’s it’s probably just to make sure that because a lot of times it could get tipped by a stick or hit uh a piece of the glass and if it hits the
Glass or a stick then it’s not a penalty so I think when everyone’s pointing it’s kind of just a uh indication to tell the ref that it it it went straight out and it should be a penalty I I always assumed it’s no different than when there’s a fumble in football and
Everyone points to their Direction it’s like no one actually knows they’re just trying to get the ref to be like oh yeah he pointed first yeah 100 yeah when they’re in the scrummy move yeah yeah right if you point first over the glass like the ref
Will be like oh maybe it did go out yeah but when a guy shoots it over the net you can you can if you see their face they know exactly what they did that’s that’s one of the worst feelings in the world is is shooting shooting one over
The over the glass and getting a penalty yeah yeah uh you also didn’t mention the Boston Bruins curious why why they’re not on the list I actually actually in the beginning of the year I didn’t even see them being as good as they are I thought
They were going to be a you know a wild card team um you know very impressed what they’ve done this year I thought I thought losing berson was really going to hurt them but um you know what pasta does every year is amazing marant stepping in as a captain this year uh I
Also thought they did a good job of bringing in um some older veteran guys which not a lot of teams are doing you know they brought in you know jbr uh Kevin shaton Kirk you know guys that have been around guys that Know What It
Takes um so I I think they did a good job with bringing in older guys to help out their younger guys because you you look in the beginning of the year I think the kid’s name’s ptoa or something like that he started off hot had had a
Had a good first 10 games but you know when you’re young anyone can have good 10 games so you need those veteran guys around to to help you out um you know during the dog days of the year like they like they are now and um I think
The Bruins did a good job of that I just I think the East is going to be tough to get to get out of um you saw a little bit last year with the way that they do their two goalie system doesn’t quite work in playoffs you got to have that
One guy um so I mean we’ll see I don’t think anyone will want to play them in the playoffs but I don’t see them going on a Deep Run and um probably good that I live in Florida now not Boston because I’d be getting my head punched in um all
Right one guy wanted to bring up because we just saw his jersey get retired in Pittsburgh y yarmy yogger it was awesome they all wear mullets they came out uh he seems like an absolute Legend of a guy you got to play with him uh is it is
Our like view of of yogger like correct that he is just a guy everyone loves not only because he was so talented but just a good dude in the locker room he he was amazing he was uh the way I describe it he was like a little kit he was just a
Little kid kid but when I played with him I think he was 67 years old so but he um like he he would sit on I’d never forget he’ be like hey yenzi yenzi want to go get a muffin want to go get a muffin he’d sit on the back of the bus
And he’d eat his muffins like a little kid uh unbelievable but good good yoga story I think it was uh Foxwoods or Mohan son when he was in either Pittsburgh or New York they were opening up their casino and they waited for a night that yoger
Was playing in Boston and could make the trip up there and kind of you know be part of the first the open night I’m like oh that’s pretty cool they wanted you there he’s like they didn’t want me there they wanted all my money he probably gave it to him oh yeah
Yeah the quote that he had where he was like uh yeah I want to thank my girlfriend too she’s too young to remember when I played in Pittsburgh I think she would have liked it here yeah rocked there was a clip I saw that someone was like yeah y used to have a
Party every year and it was a 100 people and there was no more than 10 dudes yeah oh the guy was beautiful yeah he the girlfriend that he had when I played with him same thing she was probably 22 23 and and this guy like he
Would make her come to the rink with him he’d go to the rink at midnight and just go skate around and she’d have to sit in the stands and video him and what is this going on here and I’m like Ys what does she do he’s like oh
You want to see if she’s strong she’s strong too and he 250 pounds we were at our our Halloween party and he’s like you want to see how strong she is I’m like yeah sure he just jumps on his back and she started doing squats with him on
His back I’m like what is going on in their house that’s incredible love love the game more than anyone probably the biggest rink rat I’ve ever seen was always at the rink uh tinkering with stuff he’d put like you know the pre- wrap they put on like your
Wrist if you’re taping your wrist he would put that on his stick and then put tape over it to make his stick softer he he was just he was ahead of his game with the stuff that he had and uh you know he’d put potatoes on his knees if
His knees were hurting in his shin pads he’d put like had this uh this metal healing thing he’d put on his chest and like tape it to his shoulder pads and I’m like what does that do Ys he’s like brings me strength brings me strength okay biggest like he skated every day at
An old age he’d have 10 pound weights on his skates which is insane to skate around in and you know he he’d have those on his skates he’d be like oh I feel like I’m 55 years old I’m like Ys you get 10 pound skates like you have to
Just skate regular so you can feel at least 45 you know yeah I mean he played 27 years or 28 years whatever it was so something worked yeah the potatoes that’s crazy yeah that’s the most eastern European thing I’ve ever heard potatoes to your knees it’s kind of like
Pouring vodka on your knees it makes it it makes it nice and warm and toasty oh uh I always heard my dad my dad when we were younger’ like yarm Maya does a thousand uh you know squats a day 500 push-ups and I always thought it was
Just a dad lie you know and I asked him and he said yeah he was like I did that as a kid did a thousand squats every day before school thousand after wrist curls everything the guy he he was a machine just built to play hockey jesz yeah also
Caps Legend I have I have one question about the capitals then we’ll move on but uh it seems to me me like they’ve constructed their entire roster to spend the next two years just getting o the goals record is that is that fair to say like are they are they even trying to
Compete for anything yeah they are I mean I think that they’re they’re a proud organization I think that you know they’re gonna you know obviously try to win the Stanley Cup every year like every team but I think um I think what they’re doing for Obie I think a lot of
Teams especially nowadays you know the older you get you know the kind of teams are kind of pushing you out but I think what you know what he’s done for that City with for that organization he deserves everything that that he’s getting and you know whether it’s trying
To help him get the the goal record or or play as long as he can to get it I think uh I think they’re doing the right thing by him and and he deserves it yeah like I’m I’m fine with it I think if you’re if you’re not going to be like at
The top of that level and actually have you know a chance to win the Stanley Cup take care of your guy that gave you what 15 20 years of of great hockey and try to help him accomplish something that’s crazy that’s like that’s the one thing
That I am paying attention to with the capitals this year it’s like okay I want to know when Obie scores I want to know how he’s doing I want to make sure he’s healthy and he’s not like hurting the team when he’s out there at least to my
Eyes he can still play at a high level 100% And he he’s a guy I think like jogger um I don’t think there’s an age limit for him to play I think that what he does he’s so big he’s so strong um you know obviously shoots the puck
Like a Savage so he you know he’ll be able to get his goals and I think it’s just strictly up to him whether he wants to continue to keep playing and and Chase the record um you know and I know talking to Wayne Wayne would like to see
Him to see him get it you know he knows that you know records like that are meant to be broke and good for the game and stuff like that so um you know it is a good thing for the league to have a guy to be even within you know talking
About you know breaking a Wayne Gretzky record and um you know everyone always said forever that it would never be touched and now you got oetkin and the way Austin Matthews is scoring uh you know those records could be broken yeah um so one Blackhawks question they’re
The worst team in the league uh so they might get the first pick again obviously Conor Bard being out for like a month and a half probably helped them they wouldn’t have been good even if he was healthy the whole time but they might
Not have been the worst uh is the is the celebrini kid just as like can’t miss as Bard I from everything I’ve heard I’ve watched him play maybe three times this this year he’s got an absolute laser of a shot um you know Whit works over at bu
With them I think he helps out over there um was he what working with their golf swing or something yeah getting them out on the boat um it’s important to take time off boys this guy more vacations than anyone uh he was just down in Florida two weeks
Ago and then he texted me the other day he’s like hey I’m going to be down there on Thursday you want to golf I’m like do do you ever stay home yeah yeah I think it’s a situ thing him and Hank yeah that’s true a couple couple vacation
Legends yeah they just vacation so but celebrini might be the the like he might be another can’t miss guy yeah I’m I’m pretty sure he’s gonna be that guy that is a is a camp Miss um you know talking to one of my best friends is a scout uh
He he’s saying he’s he’s a camp Miss um I think there’s a few guys in the draft that are that are really good but um I think if they were able to get him and uh and Bard and obviously being a great City Chicago I think that they would
Have some really good teams for a long time because you know you you hate to say but a team like Winnipeg if they’re getting first overall guys then you’re not really getting the um free agent signings as much as a a city like Chicago would get because it’s such a
Good City you know guys love playing there great fans great atmosphere best jerseys in the league so it’s uh I think I think if they were able to get him then it’ll be a fun you know 15 20 years for you guys yeah yeah they’ll rig the draft again they should remember
Remember when when when the Hawks were winning their Stanley Cups it was like a joke that NBC it was like every single week it was a Blackhawks game it was it was every every like every time there could be a national televised game it was a Blackhawks game yeah and I
Remember playing during those and you’re like geez why do the Blackhawks get every game but now being out and being in the media it’s you got to put on games that are going to grow the game and and the players that are going to grow the game um you know I think the
League’s doing an amazing job of of that uh you know growing the game getting guys getting guys out there more than they had in the past um but it’s I think when Chicago is a good team it’s good for everyone yeah it’s original six whenever there’s an original six it
Feels like there’s just more momentum yeah or are just big fights if there’s constant big fights like I think last time we had biz on he told us to watch Wi-Fi that dude up in Montreal that dude that dude can throw some punches I love watching clips of his fights who’s
Another who’s another goon or tough guy that we should keep our ey on I think Brady kachuck who’s I think he’s leading the league in fights this year and I I golfed with him over uh over allar break he was down here in Florida and I’m like
He’s he’s a top 10 15 player in the league I’m like Brady you gotta stop fighting man like I know you’re T he’s a big strong kid he can throw his hands uh I’m like you got to stop fighting man like like you their teams in last place
He’s like I can’t I can’t shut it off and probably the reason why he is who he is and you know I’m here talking to you guys yeah uh when you get to playoff season as a defenseman how much does it suck knowing that you now have to get in
Front of every Puck is there like a something in your head that flips and you’re like all right now every every every single one that I stayed on my feet for I’m going to have to get on the ground and take one to the knee take one
To the shin take one to the ankle like do you just that yeah that that and and going back for pucks because especially as a as an offensive defenseman teams would you know they dump it in your corner and they’re just trying to get trying to get
Licks on you and it’s it’s the worst it’s especially that first game you’re like okay you got to prepare for battle um you know you’re basically playing hockey without a puck the first couple games teams are so fired up to get the the playoffs started I I think the first
Round of playoffs is probably the best round um you know teams are are flying around trying to kill each other like you said blocking shots everywhere but I always said like I I never asked the goalie to go play the power play for me um you know he should never ask me to
Block the pop that’s a fair point he’s asking you to do his job for him yeah I like that but really the goalies it’s more the coaches yeah they’re definitely was there times when you wouldn’t get down for a puck and that you get reamed out afterwards being like what the [ __ ] are
You doing oh yeah all the time like analytics for that see see if I were a coach before the playoffs I would just I would lay down on the ice and be like all right boys if I can do it you can do it and just let the whole team fire on
Me for like for like 10 minutes and be like now go and do it lead from the front he’d be dead yeah but the guys would be fired up they’d be fired up yeah that would that would be a good tactic maybe if you’re like down three games to to one or
Something like that doing that by a coach would be elect but a lot lot of the coaches are are guys that were shop blockers guys that were out there um giving it their all and all the players know that too so when they’re asking you
To do it and you knew that they did it it’s tough to to you know not kind of sack up and do it yeah that’s fair and they probably did it in an ERA with you know they had less pads on yeah I don’t know the P the pads have always
Been like like every time you get hit with a puck you feel it and unless you get hit in the foot when you have the shop blockers on it kind of just gra grazes off your foot then you don’t really feel it too much but anytime you
Get hit with a puck in the foot or it it always finds the area with no equipment and um or I shouldn’t say always I’d say 70% of the time you’re you’re getting full impact of the puck just on your bare skin which is the absolute worst
Yeah that sounds awful uh I was reading something the other day about how coaches they don’t use their uh their challenge where they can like say hey that guy’s got a a [ __ ] up stick he’s got too much curve on a stick coaches don’t do that ever even though it’s
Basically a free penalty every single night if they wanted to do it and are they not doing that because everybody everybody cheats and they know that they have guys on their team that do it too is is that even a rule anymore the uh illegal curve I think so yeah really um
Yeah I would say I mean the the way guys curves are nowadays I’d say over 50% of the league if there is a a legal curve um everyone’s I would imagine if it if it’s the same of what it used to be there used to be like this silver thing that
You put up against it um that measured it but I can’t imagine that they that it’s still a rule or why people aren’t using it but it it’s probably the same thing like you said because you you have access to other teams room your trainers
Are going in there you could go in and and measure a guy’s stick before a game and and kind of uh you know know exactly what you’re going into but yeah that that’s uh I wonder what I wonder when the last time that that was called I
Know the famous one with the Marty mly and I think he was La at the time um but yeah I wonder what the last one was yeah because the thing I was reading was saying that coaches don’t do it because it’s like a an Unwritten rule the game
Yeah where maybe you’re pointing the finger at them you got something going on at your own end but yeah Nobody Does it anymore and it seems like it’s a free penalty if you want it yeah maybe now if people hear this then people will do it
In playoff that’s but that is one of the good things about the NHL and I saw it the other night did you guys see the guy in Ottawa scored the empty net goal and then yes just rushed him that’s my favorite part about the NHL how it just polies
Itself like imagine in football if you do something stupid in 400 pound lineman you know he’s GNA come and just rip your head off like you’re probably not going to do it yeah so the way the way that the game polies itself is amazing um and probably with the coaches not doing that
Is probably just out of uh out of respect yeah for people who missed it it was a empty deck goal was like 42 and then uh there was like five seconds left and was it an Ottawa player who just took a slap shot from like five feet
Away on an empty neck goal and scored with like no time left and he just got absolutely bum rushed immediately it was awesome and the worst part because you have your goalie pulled so you got one more player than the other team out there so no matter what this guy’s
Getting hands put on him by someone even if you your whole team comes in which Ottawa did but uh you know there’s two guys on that guy who who shot it into the net and caused that Havoc yeah that was great all right so Yan it’s been
Awesome I have one last question it’s a rowback question rhob bac.com use promo code take 20% off your first purchase qips polos hoodies joggers shorts roback.com the best golf stuff out there uh go get it right now roback.com promo code take all right so yans you are um in the Dozen trivia League
You are on one of the worst teams ever very entertaining but very bad at trivia so I wanted to test your trivia and give you a question and see uh how you’re doing how how the mind’s coming along okay you ready it’s an easy one celeberty mash up yeah no it’s an easy
One all right Keith Yandel you scored how many goals and had how many assist in your NHL career we should do his Niche should we should someone else should do a niche we should have KB like learn all of Yan’s stats and have that be a niche cuz he
Could dominate come on I think I think goals I’m pretty sure I got a hundred or or I want to say 100 or just over a 100 wait we need a number I’m gonna go 10 102 103 was the correct answer that’s pretty good though damn good you were
Pretty close and then assist you get like a plaque for assist I I don’t know Maybe 450 oh no you sold yourself short on both 516 on assist all right yeah what about penalty minutes oh god um penalty minutes see if we can find this stat I’m not good at math let me uh I’m gonna go I don’t know if I can find it
400 yeah exactly correct come on no no 616 all right so you know Keith Yandle stats might not be the the niche category for the Dozen for you no I have no idea that’s actually way cooler though to be like I think it was like a
Little over a hundred yeah not I I would absolutely know exactly how many goals I scored in the NHL yeah for sure 103 on the dot y I wish I wish it was a lot more yeah I wasn’t listening to the guys in the stands yelling shoot yeah you should
Have you should have um all right well Yan thanks as always man this has been awesome uh we got to get you we got to get you in the Chicago office maybe for the start of playoffs I know we’re going to do a big stream it would be good to
Get you here you think you can you think you can handle one of these like 41 free throw streams that was impressive that you guys got that done I don’t know how you did that um the one we’re talking about might be like Biz and went want to
Do like a uh like post stream like you gotta hit you got to hit like 30 posts in a row or something 30 in a row but you get the same thing The Mulligans yeah but then you got to add me and Dave doing it too which is g to be
Impossible yeah you guys wouldn’t get more than one in a row yeah so we might need Biz wouldn’t get more than one in a row would Whit yeah yeah Whit Whit would probably go what was the max you could do 10 for you guys yeah 10 he could do 10 in a row
Easy yeah once you get get once you get on a uh does it matter like if you shoot and then miss do you keep going or no no you have to then get off well we you could keep going yeah if you want if you
But it only counts the makes yeah yeah I think I think once you got in a roll you could get pretty hot uh hitting those you could easily do 10 in a row okay uh I don’t think Biz could Biz would maybe get two or three it would be just fun
Seeing the two of them just like once she get to like hour 12 you think Whitney would be able to do like a two-day stream nonstop yeah the quit fact we might need you because you’re a dog yeah you you’d be you’d be in with
The boys for the for as long as it took what about bringing in goalies like bringing in 50 goalies and just rotating them you know every 30 shots and you got to score a certain amount because the postes yeah I like that going against Real goalies yeah that would be good and
Yeah you just keep rotating how many high school or not even high college kids that listen to your guys’ show like you would have a line out the door of goalie ready to go that would be fun what about me and big cat so neither one
Of us play hockey uh but if you gave us like a 20 foot wrer against an NHL goalie how many goals do you think we could score if we took like a hundred shots zero no I get one top cheddar 20 foot knuckle Puck [ __ ] yeah 15 foot no no maybe if
You had like a breakaway one could flip over po but you would you know I wouldn’t if I had 100 shots on a goalie just straight away no screen from 20 feet away I I don’t think I’d score more than three that sounds like we got
A new challenge okay all right I think I can do challenge yeah I’m different though I’m ready uh all right well yans thanks thanks so much man appreciate you coming on um I love that you don’t have a computer never change never change that okay I won’t I promise you I will
Never ever get a computer thank you all right talk to you later man see you man all right thanks Keith Yandle was brought to you by Mountain Dew Baja Blast baby that’s what I’m opening right now all the boys drink Baja Blast Hank spilled a little
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Alive yeah that’s a fact all right we finish up the show life after football so Jake you have a list yeah so last year around this time we did a segment Hobbies the boys will pick up now that football is over love it and I will say
Hank was not on this list because I think he stayed in Arizona for vacation on vacation I remember that show we had a talk with Yandel about uh cuz we were said it on the show biz canell because he was sick and then I hit up Whitney
And he he was on a boat or Golf and he was like yeah Whitney all he does is vacation is that just a Sit thing it’s a Beach town it’s it’s Irish Rivier it’s beautiful beautiful ocean Vibes so Hank do you have anything that you would have
Put on this list what was the what was the prompt Hobbies the boys will pick up now that football is over but 365 days ago yeah what would you have done last year I mean golf okay yep all right all right well I’m pleased to say that a lot
Of these were accomplished they were accomplished yes okay let’s see PFT your first bullet break 120 engulf boom easy you did three qus of that done this week well I I got 90 it’s not breaking 90 true but pretty much three quarters everyone everyone’s goal when they start playing golf is to
Break 91 and I did that uh PFT get a word of the day calendar unfortunately I did not do that okay and lastly PFT run a marathon and not tell anyone well yeah so um no you did that if I if I did run a marathon I’m going to continue not to tell
Anybody that’s that’s going on this year’s list all right uh okay big cot yeah be a dad more yeah you did that yeah hell yeah you got 365 more days of dadding in yeah I mean I added another son so how could I not be a dad more all
Right micro do mushrooms yep have done that multiple times Olympic weightlifting yeah Max and I are going to do that we got to get back on our plan I was just talking ma today actually me and Max are going to work out tomorrow yeah we got to get back oh
You already ditched me I didn’t he said are you going to work out tomorrow I said yes okay you ditched me that’s fine uh we have three bullets for Billy football oh this should be if we hit it hard starting now we can actually be in
A good spot for summer we can yeah good point I had that thought I’m going to hit it hard the last couple weeks were tough I’m in a bad spot now I’m going to hit it so hard hard Billy I might have sold the video where I have to learn how
To dunk too so that’s actually something I have to do that’s cool but not in in reality what in theory wait you’re going to be able to dunk they’re like oh you know what are some ideas I was like I could learn I could learn how to
Dunk no you can’t it’s not like learning how to ride a bike yeah it’s practicing vertical leap training don’t know if you physically have you ever got Rim yes on the court when I was like 17 but the ball makes it so much harder how tall
You are more likely to get sixpack which is never going to happen then dunk why not both okay why not both I’ve been I’ve been waiting what three years on the sixpack yeah I guess we found out Hank’s hobby for football offseason had a dunk
Yeah I’ve got the dunk shoes the uh the isometric ones I would love for you to dunk men’s ball okay I have to try I’ll bet you $10,000 you can’t do it by the of year yeah I’ll match what do iall you have to give us
10 grand back not 20 so 20 to 10 so we give you 20 you give us 10 seven and a half that’s so that’s that’s crazy four and four eight all right deal okay deal it was just it was just whatever money we wanted men’s basketball 10 foot Rim Yeah in this
Office yeah yeah this is the stupidest thing you’ve ever like there’s it’s impossible how tall are you six we didn’t ask how old you were I think there was okay yeah no it was I like I literally said like I was probably a future me thing but this is
Okay wait wait s category keep everything running keep everything running Max you talk about your vacation real quick he PFT and I and Hank are going to go watch how close he gets to rim we’ll come right back we take like 10 seconds talk about your vacation the
Three of you the booth talk all right uh Max how was your vacation uh my vacation was great Hank I’ve actually been wanting to say this tank Hank goes to San Diego a lot he has family out there and he gets a lot of [ __ ] about wanting to move to San die
The place is unbelievable it’s the most it’s like a playground it’s the most beautiful place on earth like I don’t I like hung out with a lot of people that were there and I couldn’t understand how like people can like have a normal day there oh and they’re back it’s just
Sunny every day okay we’re back uh what was the result we’re going to dunk so I was he actually PFT we screwed up because well we should we should have done it the only the only regret I have with this bet is we should have made uh all
Parties put the money in like an interest account because like 8,000 is not going to be the same amount of money next year you know in seven months thanks Biden I think this is the same category as hanks’s p vating take yeah I mean it’s just not going to happen so
Hank I I said the exact same thing when I was 30 I was like I’m gonna I’m GNA figure out how to dunk I have I said literally the exact same thing you’re you’re welcome to go ahead Hank and it’s it’s very hard at seven inch Advantage you didn’t know that was
Coming you can’t say Hank is Hank is more likely to dunk than you at at my Peak when I was like 18 years old I was able to grab the rim with my finger tips that wasn’t a bad Baseline I’m on zero training yeah I know but you’re not
Going to dunk what if I just go hard okay well if you go hard you get $220,000 so you’re going to you’re going to have to one lose weight and and then two get stronger yeah no I know I know I listen it will come out of the part my chees believe
All I need is some people to believe I know there’s going to be a lot of haters a lot of doubters and that’s fine you have no reason to believe but for the ones that do Buy in now and and maybe I’ll split the money with you oh you’re
Can sell stock just what does that mean just people have to show you support and then you’re like yes I’ll give you money yeah consistent support you what Hank I think you can do it I think you can do it all right I I I would like to match
Uh anyone who shows consistent hate towards Hank and really bashes him you will also maybe get involved in the money that we’re going to win here’s what we’ll do we’ll just every day just be like there’s no chance you [ __ ] idiot we’ll sell a heavily discounted
Shirt when Hank can’t do it that just says Hank couldn’t do it yeah Hank couldn’t do it December 31st wait no I thought we said beginning of football season end of the year no no no no no I’ll give end this year we could give him the next 10
Football seasons yeah why yeah why don’t we give you the end of your 30s uh what about steroids yeah you can use steroids to go for it I’m going to do it that’s the thing you can use steroids but you have to share with us all right okay Winnie
That’s fine as long as he shares I’m fine with it I’m I’m get the steroid I’m due to I’m due to follow up on one of these things and make it happen put it that way I don’t think this is the one that’s some Billy football logic right
There you do and if I can do this six-pack will become with it so that should be a double I should get a a incentive okay what if I’ll give you an extra incentive if I dunk shirtless with my if you can’t dunk I’ll give you uh three
Chances to go perfect from uh Three-Point Contest and if you get that then you get the money okay that was smart by me because now he’s gonna like halfway through not training he’s going to be like maybe I’ll just train my three pointers and he’ll stop training to
D that works so three three times through you’d have to make 25 three-pointers in a row yeah that’ll never happen all right we’ll say we’ll say 20 that is so much more likely to happen than you dunking why are you that just made me mad that you were like that that will never
Happen but dunking will because you don’t understand his mindset right now dude he’s got I like like’s mind he’s like all I have to do is just hit the gym and when do you think you’re going to train when do training start tomorrow yeah yeah okay not tomorrow all right what
What else do we have oh we bil’s Hobbies oh yeah I have never trained my legs I have chicken legs and I basically just touch Rim so you’re just an untapped resource you did not basically just touch Rim pretty much uh no like six inches away yeah and you
Then have to go another like it has to be a clean dunk no like getting the ball to the rim and like having it just fall in you have to actually dunk your hands have to be all the way over and dunk okay I’m reviewing the tape right now
Hank you are about I’d say your fingertips are a good 5 and a half Ines I know exactly what that looks like that’s like another foot of vertical leap you need you need yeah about another foot to get up there work to be done okay can’t wait to get to work
Billy’s hobbies that he’ll pick up now the football season’s over from last year not get too deep into conspiracies oh he failed that one big time listen to macro dosing don’t get suspended okay failed uh yeah yeah failed that and the Jets project that the quarterback’s
Thing didn’t he already do that I think he yeah he did was there a different Jets project oh did he do did he just say that after he had finished it that would be very Billy uh finish the Jets project me competitive pickle ball did that check Max
Cmore Max rip I been ripping cooking ever since I moved to Chicago and never get take out only cook you’re basically the bear yep basic you’re the bear if it was just about yeah like but the uh the the fat hairy version of bear I basically yeah I basically just make
Chicken and rice but it’s like at home like Mexican bowls I do it like every week though every once a week we’re cooking yeah we’re cooking love that for you and then finally memes get physical okay memes did you get physical it was get a physical oh oh yeah get a physical
And uh that’s a physical man still need one okay all right let’s do uh listeners submitted ones memes I got Hank Hank’s focus on dunking 23p pointers in a row Hank and you’re out you guys really don’t yeah what shooting threes like by Thursday you’re going to see him just doing the
Racks well no I’m just gonna have to whatever whatever if you believe well Hank you got to make a decision because if you no I’m dun if you work your legs your three-point shot might get jacked I will dunk on you basketball in a game oh oh
Iname way different in a game pick 31 winners PMT gets a team to select NFL teams in Madden select a day and have a fantasy draft and host an entire season that each person runs their team can either play each week or Sim no I don’t even
Know what I’m reading it’s just we’re we’re trying to do another football would be good content during the dra oh this is we suggestion for us yeah yeah these are suggestions for us all right I did that in high school fun my friends and I live in North Carolina sounds like
A blast and have been following the immaculate Stingray pregnancy that’s a Cindy Sweeny movie Yes this got me thinking what if Jesus does come back every 2,000 years but in form of different animals we have been stuck on this and have been rewriting scriptures from the perspective of different
Animals didn’t think it would be this bad one week with no football what animal do you think would have the biggest impact if they had a Jesus dog easy as always volcanic go Dukes ah cat I feel like cats would they would like all follow their Jesus like hardcore
Cats can like gang up cat cat people no but cats themselves they they they could gang up no they would they just end up fighting they’re solitary animals yeah but dog dogs you just throw a tennis ball and the whole plan goes wolves [ __ ] yeah it becomes like the alpha wolf the
King of Kings no I’m saying he’s wolves woles W Wes or Bird yeah a bird everybody flies behind it yeah yeah what’s up boys welcome back I’m in my second year out of college in a new city where I don’t have many guy friends so I
Filmed my weekend this fall with as much football as I could now it’s over I am suffering extreme withdrawal so much that I bought the new Madden game just to have football on my TV even if I was the one creating the football I’m worried that my weekends this spring
Summer will be a Vortex of nothingness I’m planning on getting a golf membership to my local course this summer smart nine handicap no big deal but I’m open to potential other Hobbies to keep myself from playing 36 holes 5 days a week any ideas love you guys uh
Start drinking more just drink just become just raging alcoholic walk yeah like do you have a girlfriend walk not you could find a girlfriend Sydney Sweeney single I don’t think she is oh [ __ ] that was the whole big controversy are you sure yeah with the other guy
When they were promoting their romcom oh man I’m going to need a minute she’s been lying to me that sucks I I know she’s engaged what good for her every time she’s working says she’s working on a movie can’t come over uh I know what this guy’s going through
Because this morning I just I thought I just like sat down I was like what if the Rams played the Seahawks this weekend and I made a line for it and I had Rams minus two and a half where uh in Seattle oh I would hammer the oh no
The Rams minus two and a half yeah it’s a good line yeah it’s a good line it’s a good line I also had uh Vegas at Carolina and that was Vegas minus three starting quarterback Adell ad Connell Bryce young but remember they got Canalis yeah he wrote a cookbook I’ll
End with this one probably the best uh suggestion we’ve ever had learn how to dunk idea for what to do while football is gone fully commit to an offseason training program conditioning weights study film drilling plays whole nine yards I like that like pretend that you’re going to be a linebacker or like
A shooting guard who could dunk he’s talking about but he’s talking about football yeah uh fully commit to an offseason training program including what conditioning weights studying film drilling plays the whole nine yards oh I I guess it could be basketball could be golf too could be golf yeah okay I like
That one alternate idea fully committing to get in the worst shape of your life and see how unhealthy you can get all the way through preseason and then commit to getting into Sheep next year that’ll work I like the sound of that we’ve always talked about meeting in the
Middle yeah yeah what are you at now I’m at like two two something yeah two and change would meeting in the midd two dot dot dot do you think meeting in the middle would be approximately 210 lbs how much you weigh I’m like I don’t know I
Haven’t been on a scale in a while I think 180 it might have to be a little higher than that I could get up to like 215 220 I’m about to get in shape Chef Donnie’s about to I just gave him my credit card I was like make me food if anyone wants
To get on the meal plan sure I’m in I’m I’m gonna be in well you guys got to give him your credit cards too I’ll just take it I’ll say it’s a I’ll okay we’ll take it out of your T I will I I told
Him to just get a big bowl and have hardboiled eggs in there at all times that sounds like a a recipe for disaster so anyone who wants hardboiled eggs hit me up I’m going be flushed with hardboiled eggs they got a bar for everything else why not just an egg bar
You get you get the egg and then you get like chives salt pepper bacon bits yeah are you talking about just an omelette bar yeah Egg Bar hard boil I’m talking about egg you’re talking about an omelet station no this is completely different it’s hardboiled eggs but you get all the
[ __ ] it goes in an omelet you just put it on the egg and it’s way healthier this is going to be a big Google what wait what what was that what is that sentence this is going to be a big Google is this a a question from a
Listener that you’re looking up or is it what are you doing egg related we’re on a podcast Hank how long to learn how to dunk I I suspect there are a few variables that go into that a couple I would say one have you ever dunked before two how
Old are you three do you have chicken legs four are you delusional like I think delusional is good I agree yeah sure but yeah there’s uh like LeBron James’s daughter is gonna dunk before you just think about that easily yes [ __ ] couple variables there wasn’t like an easy answer no of course
Not uh uh okay iy readd it said I would like three months so I can impress some people in school after summer this guy sounds like my type of guy in school like top comment no way to tell and it’s going to be different for everyone if
You can just grab Rim then you’re 68 inches away from dunking off the dribble oh yeah so you’re about so that much in three months is not going to happen I would say year if you get Hella lucky uhuh if not then like a year and you’re
Not you’re not grabbing Rim six inches away from grabbing Rim so add five to 8 inches on top of that so that’s another 10 years over over a foot so yeah maybe when you’re fifth I’d say by 40 you can probably dunk by the time you’re 40 40
Uh okay I also think we should bring back that’s what she said yeah in 2024 I feel like that’s been it’s been out of the Lexicon for a while it always plays though yeah always plays always uh okay we ready good show boys uh numbers 40 three 20 future vert 18
Eight 99 pug oh I was gonna do 99 but I wasn’t GNA do that pug uh I will do 77 have a ball in there no we’re clean 57 57 57 yeah I saw that Max getting a little nervous love you guys
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Why not just make the winning team donate to charity so if they don’t try they look awful 😂
i was wrong, left hand up. they explained why Biz wasn’t the special guest.
If we’re gonna point out the losses we have to point out the wins as well. Great job pushing the button Max.
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Is Yandle hockey KB?
the thing about dunking is a lot of it is also in grip strength. Your hand has to be big and strong enough to grip the ball so you can flush it home
Jake with the Chili's pre-security fact was clutch as fuck. Recognition where due brother how did he know that.
Yandle is so underrated
Hank has a better chance of touching Tiffany Gomas' rim than the basketball hoop's. And that was a 0% chance.
Mean Padres shot PFT!
Hank will never dunk
It hasn’t even been a month, but I already miss seeing Josh Allen throw footballs to Dalton Kincaid.
1:39:32 GREAT take hahah
Thinking about spending 10 hours of you life in the tank is hilarious. Jerry after dark challenge going in for 5, getting out and having to immediately fight, spend 5 more. Full pads the whole time.
W Hank 🏀
Yands 🐐
Hank come train in San Diego! There’s several nfl prep programs here!
Jake don’t know ball and sucks at broadcasting. ND loves the new playoff setup, their AD was on the committee. Home game round 1.
I'm buying Hank stock. I believe
That hockey guy was BORINGGGG
In no world pft shot a legit 90 lmao
Big time
These are legit my favorite episodes when its just the boys bull shittin
Yands saying “go get a real job” is the line I didn’t know I needed
End of pod discourse was great today gentlemen
I believe Hank can dunk. He needs to look into plyometrics
there has never been a more idiotic man than hank
Yands the 🐐
Fuck hockey in the most disrespectful way possible
God forbid the red wings even get mentioned in one NHL preview
Lol there is zero chance that Vacation Hank dunks. Thats free money for BC and PFT.
As someone now living in San Diego, I can confirm that it's awesome here
I support Hank. Also my venmo is aj_smitty
No one dunks for the first time in their 30's
PFT and I both play rugby and are in the 5 and a 1/2 club!
holy shit big cat called the Justin Fields unfollow right
Does anyone else participate in the numbers seg?
Do pigs fly? No way in the name of god is there any possibility that Hank can dunk! He must be off the edibles and not thinking straight.
Jets, Oilers, Canucks (3) Canadian teams in the West that CAN make the Stanley Cup Finals
PFT can’t shoot under a 100 let alone 90😂😂