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Is your crowd pretty supportive our crowd loves us and everyone else is like everyone on the outskirts is uh it’s little tough people that hate you hate you a lot hate yeah kind of fun I’m like I want to get there I want to get to a

Point where like the haters like fuels us or get to the point where you get like hate in person oh I’ve never gotten that same we’re like V want spit on or something yeah I want somebody to like say something to my face I wouldn’t do anything I would [ __ ] I would crumble

Oh yeah well even today there was a guy and he was trying to like cut us off in traffic I rolled window down I’m in the backseat I go [ __ ] you buddy look like Whitey buer and he was like [ __ ] you that’s never happened in La so I’m

Bringing that here someone hawked a lugie on me out of bar though like but they did it they did it like behind me and I didn’t know well like I was like with Patricia and she put her hand like on my shoulder and she goes what is that

I’m like huh and I look down and there’s a huge lugie going all the way down cuz someone didn’t like that I was getting recognized and just went up and went oh yeah he must have been the man to his boys that’s something my like my friend

Group probably would have I would have never done that but somebody I’m with in Florida 100% that and then I’d been like you dude you didn’t have to do that but like I would have just like that’s just him he’s not usually like this okay well

We have a very exciting episode today um we have a couple guests are we even presenting them yet or we just go right to the intro I don’t know we’re not used to guest so this is a big deal for us but we have a round of shots ready to go

Because these are the type of gifts that you really got to drink with you know you cannot be sober for this we cannot be sober around you guys it’s that I get it no no it just because I’ve been I’ve been watching like I always

See your guys like Clips come up on my feet and every time I see I’m like Oh my these girls seem so fun I just feel like I want to hang out with them for one night or like go out with them for one night and drink yeah we’re insane which

Is why I just wanted to do that with you guys for the first time drink a little we don’t have to get like too crazy but like you know I just want to we came with to feel you guys out on a drunk level you guys were pregaming before

This we stopped at the liquor store on the way we also stopped and got you guys gifts I got you gifts no way so this uh the engraver was supposed to write best podcast but they wrote best couple so you guys going have to split that you

Know I saw peeling off a little bit I was just like you know what I think they just that over here wow wow congratulations guys it’s a war season spe spee we’re actually going to keep this here for the rest of the Year great and you your other presents up

There too okay what else we got okay this is for Heath here open bag of [ __ ] yeah the turkey Goblin very cute it reminded us of you is this for a fish tank uh whatever you want it’s all it’s all your asay an astray habit back

Cup very cute so let’s let’s put that that is so go nuts just a just a shelf of Shame just it’s the Terminator Okay this is for zaye because you guys are getting married and you’re married just Freedom America baby I mean I hly when you I thought it

Was like the egg from Game of Thrones K’s uh dragon eggs it’s not it’s better it’s Freedom did you find a yard sale on the way here is that what happened great pull over real quick crazy they had graving too as wild this is for Mariah because they didn’t have Mariah so they

Only have Marilyn oh for you let me see that’s so you thank you does it open does it do anything um no you yeah Mari it’s a marah it’s a it’s decorative and this is for you Matt oh a dagger a bullet alive it’s I think these gifts

Were a little mix match there’s some gifts I should have went to other people I’m not pro right oh oh no you are that’s why you got the gift they know you very well lug on you it’s a mirror it’s a surprise I want you to figure it

Out I didn’t even know this is great thank you no I want to keep you’re welcome Mother’s always said you know never come empty-handed whether it’s uh trinkets or what all right well let’s get right into the intro we have a lovely episode ahead

Of us here we go baby it’s C baby let’s Go oh good oh that was so thank you guys seriously oh my God I haven’t long time wow I don’t do shot you don’t understand how amazing that felt for me oh yeah enjoy did you enjoy it I sure did baby as you guys know this episode is sponsored by the wonderful the

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Zala do right after you got a full day of entertainment today baby and it’s going to be linked in our description below so you can find it super super easy love you so much it’s been a intense 7mon Journey um I’m a changed person a lot of emotions we got Heath in

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Enjoy the episode we love you having the time of my life that was like I have a pro I you know what I don’t drink anymore but I definitely have a problem the the way my body just like just how happy you were yes fulfilled yes chills

Oh by the way don’t come for me it’s been it’s been 3 weeks it’s been three weeks my doctor told me I can’t drink alcohol for two three weeks after I tore M off three weeks but but this is the fourth week oh here we go my sagus is as strong

As a come on you guys did a challenge recently right where you guys were committing to like a sober January sober January and the punishment was hold on wait wait can you rep let’s introduce him my oh my today today we have Bri and Grace from the plan Bri podcast thank

You so much for coming today so happy to be here guys before we continue I just want to say how excited I’ve been since you guys said yes to come on the show I’m big big big big fan I know about these guys do you see them like pop up

On it’s the only thing on Tik Tok yeah every time I see them I’m like oh that reminds me like the girl version of Heath and I but you guys are like a little better you guys are more a more put together yeah better version you guys like don’t stutter you guys like

Have your thoughts in order I love that you’ll see yeah you’ll transfer some of that I have my WIS keep coming in and I have a spee impediment now it’s fun I need a I need a dentist if you guys know anyone oh I will I’ll Zay zay’s your guy

Oh yeah I’m my I’m his tooth is sitting right there I’ve made the dentist so much money oh oh I still have you know what Grace are you going to give them a present don’t I have a present for you my tooth that they extracted should

I put it in yeah you put it in there’s a chip inside it I know where you’re at at all times because that’s important to me never received a tooth from a friend it’s a pretty crazy gift that’s and that’s spontaneous too like that’s like a billionaire type of gift like like oh

You know what take my car yeah yeah wow you know here’s do that’s like on the golf course rich people start betting their teeth they’re like money means nothing so they they’ll be like I want your front tooth wait what and then they’ll go get it pulled out as a gift

You got to be [ __ ] me who do you know that’s Hollywood thing who’s done this it’s like the super super like Rich actors yeah I want to be El M like I own because if they were to be like hey you know if I beat you in golf you owe me

200 Grand that doesn’t they don’t care about that so they need to wager something like more serious like if I beat you I want your front tooth oh my gosh you got to be [ __ ] me that is cool King sh I’m not going to lie that’s

Pretty sick that’s such a boss like and then you got to go you got to go to the dentist and get it extracted for no reason just for the sake of wow that’s what I actually did thought I had a root canal but it’s not great need that back I’m going to

Need that back I want to get to that level all right Matt Sor back to my question you guys did a challenge with one another to commit to a sober January or a dry January dry January dry January yeah okay and that means like what you’re still allowed and do shrooms yeah

Californ but we didn’t really do shrooms we did it like once or tce I did it one yeah one time I went to a DJ I honestly see shrooms as like a medicine to me because I don’t take it to like trip I take it like I wake up I take the shroom

Pill and I like it actually cures me like I think that would be better than my Lexapro honestly don’t don’t take advice from me I’m just saying for me I think it like helps better than Lex honestly for a while yeah but we take it

Now to go to space Oh okay perfect we take it off we’re actually on two bars right now we had to for this shroom is floating yeah I saw two friends over the weekend and I did shrooms and it rocked my world world equals rocks those guys

Rock EDM shows like I used to go to a lot like I feel like 10 years ago I it’s accelerated oh dude it well because you’re on drugs I know yeah yeah that was the missing piece back then is it still like considered like a you know

Taboo like kind of like weed was back then like shroom right now shrooms or is it like in New York you can buy them at the bodega so like I live like across the street I walk into the place like can I get a vape uh

Sixpack but those I feel like are fake shrooms the ones that they sell in the in the St me the concrete and talk to trees for like a long time because they’ll never sell you like shro like the actual shrooms in like it’s like shroom chocolate but you have to like

Know the guy to ask for it cuz it like technically is illegal okay so it’s totally not over the counter it’s under the counter under coun no good like in Miami they have them like sitting right like on the glass where you can like see it and you order yeah that’s where I

When I went to Miami for su’s thing I saw it I was like no way it’s illegal in Miami now and I bought like a [ __ ] but it was like not good it’s not good stuff I just went to Amsterdam and bought them there they were just everywhere and I

Mean that’s been probably for the past 20 years do anything over there that was fun but New York is illegal nobody broke the challenge or did you did and what was the punishment oh I have to live stream for 72 hours in my studio when we

Get back it was 24 but she upped it to 72 and she was drunk we did a drunk episode and it was yeah I have to do it 72 72 hours I was three days that’s a long time yeah and you can only leave the studio to go to the bathroom we have

No windows in our studio it’s blacked out um Mr Beast yourself but I was in Paris for the first time and all I had was a glass of wine it was the last day and my boyfriend I don’t know if I was going to lie or I was going to tell but

Uh I maybe I was going to lie um but my boyfriend posted a picture and there was like a wine glass next to me the internet exploded busted they I was like dude I wish I just got hammered like I I just had one glass of wine I never had

Red wine in my life I’m in Paris I’m like I’m going to [ __ ] do this and this the last day of the challenge yeah last day M you really could not hold that like you were you czy kind of thing you know yeah what about time difference

Did it kind of make were you technically wait a second wait a [ __ ] second he me you could have finished the challenge if it was the last day if it was at night is Paris ahead I don’t well yeah New York’s 3 hours ahead so Paris has to

Be technically Bri let them figure it out do the developed pictures you had to get them developed they were a couple days old you [ __ ] no nothing is live when you see something online yeah no okay you’re right yeah thank I my sh I just saved

You 72 hours of hell no I’m still going to do it because they’re so mean to me and I’m like I have to do it but Grace do you really believe that it was the last day or she just got busted on the last day well she told she told me she

Texted me she’s like I can’t keep a secret we don’t share we don’t not share any it’s my wine I was like I did it you lie though no and she was like um I I wanted you to I would have been pissed if you didn’t it’s like you’re imp Paris

For the first time you’ve never tried red wine it’s like where where do you have to do the live I’m just surprised you haven’t tried red wine I know weird right I’m just like all these drugs and everything you just talking about yeah and I just wanted to

Try red wine yeah red wines where we draw the line dude I get a worse hangover on red wine than like a bender on tusi you get really you get really hang over on red wine yeah if you drink a lot of it yeah you’re done yeah oh I

Love drinking red wine and like I feel like you like it cuz you’re chatting you feel like this whole different level of drunk and then you see like pictures of yourself like the day after and your teeth are just like red you’re like yeah that was not me do do this might be

Crazy but do men get us horned up on red wine yeah a little yeah it’s like Afro Jack afro ggs o chocolate and the red wine yeah yeah that’s why they have it that the little strawberries chocolate covered strawberries and you have Oysters before it all works together

It’s like a formula yeah then you have babies yeah your little 72 hour they 72-hour live you have to do when do you have to do do you do that here and I’m going to do it when we get back to New York I was going to say you could do it

Here I’d help you out for at least 24 hours oh see that was my thing I want to have like guests come in and out because mag just someone to juggle like anything something we hate magicians do they’re time rapists do do you have to sleep on the

Live too yeah oh that sucks audio on yeah is your boyfriend your boyfriend going to sleep with you he feels so bad that he like posted the picture he’s like I’ll come on it yeah he he owes you yeah he owes me I’m like you owed me 24

Hours you’re you’re my best friend you got to come no I was coming anyways I’ll do all three so it’s going to be BR is there a bed on set like or you have to get a mattress or you just going to crash on the couch on we have we have a booth

Like a diner Booth okay I’ve slept in it before now is it going to be like a entertaining live stream where you’re like talking to camera or is it going to be like big brother just like cameras on in the room and it’s just going to be

You living your life a good question you should webcam let’s work let’s weam on the Roof oh wow yeah I would do like security cam style kind I think people I think that’s like more fun that’s more fun watching somebody set up where you bounce like camera to camera creeps

Watch yeah it needs to be like Sim style people need to see like a they need to feel like they shouldn’t be seeing this oh okay you they’re going to do weird do weird things yeah yeah so I have like a question about like just bar stool as a

Company in the culture of it so like you came up with this idea that you guys are going to do this 72-hour stream our follow came up with it how so how does that go down though in barol do you then have to go to Dave or is there just a

Boardroom going guys we need need a room we’re doing a 72 hour stream we just do it and they’re supportive of it well we have our own Studio luckily not everyone at barcel does so we can do whatever we are they a little bit worried are they

Kind of like they don’t know anything we do they don’t even know we’re here they don’t really check in yeah they just let us do our own thing is it competitive with all the other little shows and podcasts that are all under uh bar stool no I everyone’s got their own thing

Going on and they’ve got a good thing going on and everyone kind of just does their own they going to be so pissed when they find out you’re on the show asked us so many times to come on BFFs and we’re honestly just too scar we’re

Too scared to go on cuz there’s no line on that show I don’t want to be I don’t want a bomb to drop on me and then I have to gu in so long because everyone’s terrified to come on BFFs I’m like we’re not that bad based on the clips I’ve

Seen based on the clips I’ve seen you can ask to cut anything we’ll cut anything that is horseshit and I know it’s no it’s not who wanted to cut something wait everybody on that show just allowed that to air wait which one just any just any show BFF episode had a

Guess on really what are we talking about specifically damn I guess Pat bad publicity is good publicity huh so is Dave the type of guy if you were like cut this please don’t put it in he’d be like yeah for sure we’ll cut it out a

Guest yeah he he says that yeah as a bar like employee though do you guys still have to commit to like the normal office hours as everyone else do you have to be there at 9 to 5 or since you have like a show do you just show up when you need

To make your own content we just show up we cuz we record twice a week I record three times a week and then we do like our off [ __ ] I think it depends on at bar there’s like levels to how much money your shows make so if you’re not

Making the company money you have to be in there 9 to5 doing the thing like prove that you’re working hard but if you’re making money for the company you just go in do your job and you can go do you still have a desk I don’t go over

There other people other people have claimed it yeah yeah people have like taken our desks cuz we have our room that we go to yeah like this one like stay in it then the pl B podcast is on uh BFF’s in the BFF’s office or is

That no they added BFFs to our studio recently oh okay yeah before we continue we want to give a big thank you to our sponsor of this podcast better help a common misconception about relationships is that they have to be easy to be right but sometimes the best ones happen when

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Charge and you guys might be thinking I could just talk to my best friend about my you know my problems or my parents or my girlfriend or boyin it’s it’s good to talk to somebody who’s an actual professional that can give you actual good advice because sometimes talking to

Your best friend I there’s a lot of things I can’t talk to Heath about he just doesn’t understand and I I tell him what he wants to hear I make him I make him feel right I make him feel validated and sometimes you need the honest brutal truth so become your own soulmate

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Audience like just this skinny cuz I know your fans probably know your whole origin story and how you two guys became friends but like for listeners of our podcast who don’t know how did it all happen it tell our live show story yeah it doesn’t it doesn’t really paint me

Out to be a good guy which is uh shocking now I think you’re a good person well she’s my best friend take it away kid that’s that’s why that’s why they bring gifts they’re trying to like to sweeten us up a little bit but they’re actually just like evil in the

We’re gonna kill you all um okay so I moved to the town that we grew up in when I was 10 in fifth grade and I came to school I came from a Catholic school so I was used to wearing a uniform I had never like dressed up for my first day

Of school before so I was so excited I went to Target I got this like flannel shirt this plaid I remember it was teal and black and I wore my like high Uggs and I came into school and she was like staring at me on the recess yard and I’m

Like love it for a like she hit puberty in second grade so she was like Double D yeah I I was I was pretty badass I’m gonna take a cigarette break like playing kickb staring at me and uh so just to give you a a preface here I was

The man I had I was the the queen of the tomboys uh that was my crew that was all my friends and uh I was I was the leader cuz I had the the Double D’s in fifth grade so that’s just a little preface for you and uh so then you came around

Yeah walked in and I was just like I got to talk to everyone I got to be friends with everyone so I guess I approached her Squad and they were like I like this girl she she’s she’s nice and uh Grace didn’t like that I got territorial so they all became my

Friends and I found out I was like yeah that girl that that redhead was staring at me the whole time on recess what’s what’s up with her we’re like at the lunch table I it feel like we’re all smoking sick the lunch table what’s doal with the girl like yeah she didn’t she

Didn’t like your flannel I didn’t like a flannel and I was what color was it a turquoise it was turquoise not a good color on the FL no it wasn’t but I was like [ __ ] what the hell and then I was like okay I’m going to steal all her

Friends and she was coming from my pack you know and so uh she took all my friends cuz uh she’s also an alpha and uh for years I I was begging in Facebook Messenger like dude like I’m so sorry like I think we’d actually really get

Along like I got this family party you should totally come and like for years I was asking her to come I’m like dude no you were rude at first you got to give everyone a shot and then uh finally you were going camping July weekend I was

Going camping in all besides us all of our friends had like really good families where they were like no we have like a Fourth of July party and I’m like well I’m going to this like trashy trailer park with my sister who just got

Out of prison this is not a show Just My Scene she was the last one on the list I’m like [ __ ] I got to invite her so then we brought I DM her on um Facebook and I’m like there was like you could scroll for days of messages that I just

Was ignoring and then she was like yeah I’m coming I pick her up and then we’ve been temperable since we were 11 that’s cute wow that’s a cute story when she came to pick me up I look like the uh the kid from op I had all my like

C you got the the stick with the bag it was just like when you took me fishing for the first time I came ready to go cuz like I got it I got this is my first like my or like my second real friend that’s how we hit it off we smoked a

Cigarette and then I took him fishing and then he was just like I like this it was like your typical brokeback story it was it was amazing story it’s so funny though that story uh how you knew that all your friends were starting to like her and that’s when it gets really sens

Or really uh scary because it’s like you better get you’re either you’re either on board with liking her or you’re about to lose everybody cuz then you’re like oh you’re obviously the problem and that was the gamble yeah that’s that stinks but look at this it worked out perfectly

Worked out fine we’ve been Pals ever since best Pals I really I did not think that you guys knew each other that long I thought it was like very fresh people always say like friends for like 10 years but we’ve been like Inseparable since we were 11 she like lived at my

House in high school cuz she moved towns and stuff yeah that’s crazy she moved to New York with me when I started working for bar stol and I just brought around the office until they hired her hell yeah as a friend how long did that take

Though to like too long I was like a year a solid year were you having a job on the side outside of bar stool total frat move you you’re at TFM I was knock off bar stool I was like I’m going to get it any way I can this is not a good

Look stop dude I got to make some cash I was door dashing on foot in New York yeah in the snow wait on foot they don’t give you bikes well no you’re supposed to have your own I was like I’m got it for a bike right now I got to make rent you

Know so uh yeah door dashing on foot it was freezing that that’s like those stories your parents tell you this is how we got to school 10 ft of snow just exaggerated just a little bit to make it to 78 you started you started your whole

Thing on Tik Tok right or was that really when I was in college and then Baro reached out to me and then I tried to do like uh Tik Tok and school cuz I was going to school to be going to med school like I was supposed to be going

To med school and I was posting myself throwing up on Tik Tok that’s where Banna chicken fry came from cuz I needed an alias I couldn’t use my real last name I was like I’m not going to get into med school and then they found me

They dm’d me and I tried to do both and I was like what the [ __ ] am I doing I then I dropped out and moved to New York and called her yeah wow yeah that that happened with us we were going to be cops and then we realized we had way too

Much he was going to be a cop and I was just I had nothing nothing he go he was literally like Keith what classes are you doing same that’s awesome that’s literally so funny I did not know and and that was like right when vine started so I was like okay

We’re just going to do this Vine and I’m going to just take these classes that I have no business taking and um and then and then and then weed we got our first like 200k we were so excited that’s like crazy it’s so crazy and the numbers didn’t make sense

Back then especially back in the vine days that we made was before the end of the semester if we hit 30,000 followers uh we were going to move to LA and quit our jobs what were we thinking yeah that’s crazy so much back have special needs confidence to make it okay

Remember all the hot or not hot or not or and bedo content on Vine like that’s all you saw Heath and I were the face of Hot or Not in but D we were literally all of our everything like our apartment our cars everything paid made by B and I

Swear to cuz we were getting it was like you know how like you get a job and it’s like you get a onetime job and that’s it like then you have to find other jobs this one was a weekly salary that we were getting paid throughout the whole

Year it was like Vine it was like it was like a Vine and then a revine remember revine oh yeah we were getting paid to revine too like like bed and hot on our content we’re like Heath I cannot believe that this is like paying our

Bills and we’re able to move out because we called her we called her uh our vehicles our first car is the bedo mobile yeah I feel like I remembered that yeah yeah we we were we were twerking it for bedu for uh you have to

Sorry I just I have ADD and I just BL blurred out things but how do you explain that to your parents like yeah this company’s just it was very it was very difficult I our parents were like what do you mean you’re getting paid to make a six-second video like I don’t

Understand it’s really hard to wrap your head around yeah and then I think what uh made it click for my parents we ended up getting a a a job for The Purge and they flew us out to nins what I know oh wow I thought you

Had like a speech like no I just didn’t want to New Orleans I just nin if you the nin accident if you mispronounce it and people are from there they is that how you supposed to say it cuz you know they got that Louisiana accent down like no nin seems like a cancelable

Offense and it’s like a you did it a little too good tenness Williams would say you know a street call named desar all right all right that’s how Colonel Sanders would talk is it he he loves he wish yeah he wishes you know he looks in the mirror he’s

Like you guys though were like kind of scamming on YouTube back then before you had a following right I was a scam artist you were doing like giveaways on YouTube for Beats Dr Dre Beats okay explain what this was me and my three cousins we were how I was [ __ ] 10 or

Maybe nine I was like we got to get subscribers all right oh she was nine so it’s good it’s oh yeah 10 it would have been you met business over I was like we got to get we got to get subscribers here’s what we’re going to do we got one

Pair of Beats between the three of us for Christmas I’m like okay everyone make a YouTube account right now we sit down we’re like we’ll do giveaways we’ll s we’ll say that you need to subscribe and then if you subscribe it was only subscribed they weren’t paying us anything they’re just subscribing I’m

Not I’m not taking anything there was no entry fee no there’s no entry fee I didn’t even know what that meant I only got like 40 sub subcribers and then I was like maybe one of you guys will win some beats so all three of us did the

Same thing the same thing and then one of my cousins would win on my channel I would win on her Channel and then we’d make a video we got the Beats yeah 9-year-old marketing genius though this was like Nuance there three of us and it was this wasn’t a thing it was epic

Honestly don’t deserve anything isn’t it weird to hear them talking about being on YouTube at like 10: yeah yeah that was not a thing like who are you watching Talia Joy at the time RP okay so I also did I didn’t have any subscribers cuz I was working so hard

For them and I was like I don’t know I want to do a Q&A so I just took all of I just took Talia Joy’s Q&A and used all of her questions and I’m like 10 and they’re guys for all the questions typical influenc everybody yeah but I was like

I’m taking Talia Joy’s questions until I get my own and they were just like obviously didn’t pertain to me they were like well what are you sick of and I was like I’m not it was bad and I had like I had posters of her like she was my icon

And I thought I was doing her like a service she she hadn’t had passed yet and it was it was crazy interesting way toon I’m actually not on chemo yeah it was like I was just answering her questions and I thought I was honoring her maybe I was I don’t

Know well we all had to scam our way like Zayn and I had our little technique too for trying to get big nowhere near as bad as no we didn’t lie and deceive people uh but we just like blast followed and no not blast followed on WE

Blast liked yes and then it’d be like new we would go like first Vine so when people would hashtag that like they just created an account and it was like zero likes on their post they’re like who liked my first Vine like that’s so it was like almost like a promo on

Everybody’s like notifications like this person likeed so we would do that to like thousands everybody and everybody’s like oh my God we got our first who who just liked it I guess I’ll follow him y’all were verified like early on in Vine too right I think so oh I don’t

Know cuz the verification didn’t happen for a while but that app was like super super slow but brilliant move but yeah did you guys think of that yourself or someone else no no we that was that was all us wow wow you guys were just sitting here like a like

Farm that’s right um and it worked we got like we received like what 50% like follows from that the ROI was amazing yeah just you know I still got like dude I still like our our trainer today was like that was y’all I was like yeah he’s like you guys were

Incredible on like can you guys watch those cuz we like look at our old videos and we’re like oh yeah I mean that’s everybody right who has like old videos from 10 years young like I’m proud of that and now since like the quality of a Vine has just been re-uploaded

Reuploaded it looks like it was shot on a Motorola Razor you’re like so bad it looks like we’re like the silent film era we’re just like uploaded 20,000 times like ancient man you know I I just got like I just got like a $10 check for

Um yeah for people posting our Vines I was like still making money I still get money from Vin res there was there was a company that was like going and claiming the content that would be posted in like a compilation video that’s crazy they just detected so yeah yeah I still get

Like a little over a hundred bucks okay it’s not a competition geez that a boy good well if you think about $10 split so $20 total okay yall still got a split Stu now yeah we that was tough the H we we would get we would get low money and

We’re like we got to split it yeah we we’d be looking at each other like I could cuz rent was expensive like damn yeah we ran through our savings pretty quick we did it we did it yeah you did we’re survivors their story reminds reminds me of ours very similar makes me

Cry a little bit I think I knew I need another shot go for it I’m getting emotion there another shot right there um Matt and they shared a bank account for many years who Who Matt and Ben affle always say like they’re married in my head says

That shank benle why to be U because they grew up together they were buddies um and they made good hunting together the New York fact that only people in New York would knowon Boston oh Boston sorry yeah yeah that’s I made this mistake that’s what I said that’s what I

Said you cannot make that mistake in front of I love Goodwill Hunting is Ben like the hometown hero like every everybody is obsessed yeah you’re either you’re either a Ben guy or a matte guy she’s Matt I’m Ben well they’re a thing they’re they’re Duo do I’m a mar Walberg

Guy oh love wallberg yeah he kind of lost me when he started uh beating that Asian guy up who well that did happen that did Happ I didn’t know about that defin that’s what I was going to say no no no I forgave him after that it was

The I was going to say when he started waking up too early in the morning to work out yeah that’s really bad it’s at 3 a.m. can you it’s definitely the can you rattle off the the Ted names or like you know tracyy yeah [ __ ] tamy ly

Tammy ly Britney Lee [ __ ] no [ __ ] I don’t can’t what is it Goodwill hun thing I could do uh maky Ricky what are your brother’s names maky Ricky Danny Tommy oh I usually can do it say I work for the NSA and somebody puts a coat on my desk something nobody

Else can break let’s maybe I take a shot at it maybe I break it I’m real happy with myself cuz I did my job because know the location of a rebel Army in North Africa the Middle East and once I find the location where the rebels are

Hiding 1500 people I never met never had no problem with get killed that’s all where’s where’s this from huh where’s this from Goodwill Hunting not D Ben AFF seen it I don’t remember that it’s the best monologue of all time all right gosh that’s who we inspired to be you

Were a big pogo stick girl I sure was you are you serious no way Mariah was sleeping bring out the pogo stick we have a pogo stick on set dude could you do no hands I could do no hand I had I got a pogo stick and those

Stilts for Christmas one year and I tore up the driveway I liked the Pogo a lot but I was more of a skip it I don’t know why skip it until your friends came by and you got caught doing a skiing you were like I wasn’t doing that and then cuz

They’re like pastel colors uhh you be up in there like on your driveway like I’m killing it bring your crush’s name and chalk kicking your leg and then you had the one that had the counter on it where would check how many rotations you had

And when youx that [ __ ] out wow that’s I wasn’t physical as a child I I didn’t do all that PO all I got so wow that’s all I can claim wasn’t there like a clown yeah so Gary the clown came to the school every year and um he came to our

Elementary school elal schol that’s weird and yeah no it’s very weird looking back he was just a clown that uh got to pick and choose which kids got from school to come and teachers allowed in the room when the which were the special kids right anyways

No but uh he would come and and pick the most talented freaking clowns in the in the whole school and they all got to be in the show and every year it got to fifth grade and I was like [ __ ] this dude I bought the pogo stick I got it

For Christmas I asked nicely and I I could do no hands no problem and uh he didn’t pick me my last year to do it and so I wrote him a letter and he never got back to me wrote a full letter to the clan explaining why your your Pogo

Skills were there were you good though oh yeah well so like I said I I peaked in fifth grade so I all I had to do was uh put like my boobs under the handle that’s how you did no hands so you were trying to use your boobs to get to the

The clown Academy you got to use the advances you have yeah did you said a head shot I mean all all I said was you know come come grab me out of class and I’ll show you I’ll prove it I’ll show you how good show you better than I can

Tell you well hey the 72h hour stream maybe we bring him in and bring Gary back oh my go the office is nowhere near school this is perfect this is perfect bring him in and it’s really sad where he’s at in life now you’re like all right you can

Go did he end up being a no just no the gym teacher did no way oh we every it’s crazy how every school had it we ours was our um Elementary School not janitor it was the security guard right our security guard oh [ __ ] caught was caught

With caught [ __ ] a student in the port but came back a couple years later and they hired him again what did it again oh Heath I didn’t know that yes yes he already got busted and they let him back let him back and then the other there was two security guards different

Time the other one this is Florida the other one got caught moving I’m not joking it was like a half a million dollars worth of cocaine up to Northern Florida to Kingpin that was another security guard both security guards yeah these guys were locking it down we should have

Them I think they thought they were Anar [ __ ] series they like we’re going to run this town our janitor just got caught meeting up with it was like how to catch a predator it was he was messaging a fake like a fake cop Jesus insane 15-year-old do you guys like

Watching those videos Chris Hansen have also yes the people on YouTube do a really good job but it’s like I can’t watch those videos it’s really hard it’s there’s something about watching somebody’s life flash before their eyes and they’re just like real realization in that moment that is so you like can’t

Look away and it’s hard to explain like and I feel weird like watching these people oh you you can’t like you’re able to watch the whole thing I have I can’t look I have to turn it off it’s such a weird like to get busted dude there’s

Some there’s some edits where they they make them look really foolish cuz they are fools remixes yeah and there’s this one guy he’s like remixes they do like songs to it like they’ll do like cuz they’re such creepy like creepy people and they there’s we got dark like deep

On YouTube night and we Chon videos we we watch them it was like our thing yeah and then if you go deep into YouTube they make like remix videos of these like predators and they like edit the videos drop the be make them look insane

Like put the be in the fridge put the be in the fridge come on just put the in the fridge nothing wrong nothing wrong and it’s like it’s CRA those are popping back then those were the best videos oral that would have been my dream Gig

If I was like 14 years old just to be like the bait like just a second I’ll be out I’m going to get washed up that’s that’s pretty crazy though that they even had the bait I know I think that was completely unnecessary dude you know what I mean just like

Talking about with Whitney Cummings came on our podcast yesterday and the sound of Freedom movie she was like it’s so weird that they had child actors playing the sex trafficked kids in the movie like it’s just a weird thing to do like for to be like here act like this is

Happening CU I feel like later in life they’re going to look back at that and be like wait I when have done this actually if I like really knew what I was signing up for maybe they just had like people that on Chris Hansen show looked younger and they were of age yeah

No I saw some kids there were some kids on there I remember seeing a couple episodes like I’m just a baby yeah well did you know the uh a fun fact the last episode of To Catch a Predator was a politician and they got him and they

Arrested him and he himself uned himself big season finale they never it I don’t think yeah I kind of the end well who was the who was the politician uh like a jersey of course Senator or something he’s he’s not uh he’s not a so they after that happened they were just like

We can’t do this anymore cuz of this or but like why if you’re doing something that bad and you get caught like and whatever happens after is not your fault oh yeah no you know what I mean so I knew a guy avoiding going to jail

Exactly who got boobed I knew a guy who got no bust on like one of those YouTube vigil sites where they go and confront him and this was like a a distance friend I’ve always known him for years but probably see him every three months

At a party kind of thing no they were best friends no they they were best we wer they had a they had a an apartment together no no but I’d been to his place before but oh God you see where was that but I want to say this I’ve been I’ve

Been to his parties yes and they were good this is what’s so disturbing about it because that’s what’s so disturbing about it is cuz I never knew he had de side to him but pretty much um he uh was like on grinder one didn’t even know he had that

Lifestyle but you know that’s his business but uh he got caught in a conversation with a guy who was posing as a 13-year-old and was reminding him by the way I’m underage I’m underage and then he the video starts off and uh this guy just like starts recording him

Outside of his apartment goes who you here to see man this is well I’m the 13 old or I don’t know if it was 13 turned it off I was like but was just like yo and it’s that’s what the freakiest thing is that you that this was a friend I

Knew and you don’t know what someone is like behind closed doors who are they Ming on their phone like who are these girls on our couch right now we don’t know we don’t know what they’re up to is it one out of every nine people

Are child Predators one out of yes 1 2 3 we’re good we’re eight people damn strange about that video is now it’s removed so I’m like what did he did he go to jail like you have to go to jail forever you get publicly shamed he lost

His job his friends and family these days public shame is like he still got one friend he still got you no no forever no I saw him uh the other day and I was like went the other way that’s really interesting that it’s deleted off um um it should never be deleted that

Should be out there forever I know but that’s where like I don’t know what legally he like have you heard about the um the town that is just full of them no it’s like a sanctuary where they all go because like they’re not accepted around like most people obviously so there’s

Like a an entire city that’s full of them because they can’t like get jobs and stuff like that La uh Manhattan you know what that um small right it’s uh where is it City of Refuge Miracle Village sounds like the Florida yo Miracle Village all the priests in the

Vatican let’s change the name it’s on M City Road City Road I saw like a video of people like interviewing people there and they’re like saying like you know it’s really nice because like nobody’s judging us here and we’re all you know we can get jobs and people don’t look at

Our past and things that we’ve done as you know some I’m like bro J remember they tried to add like like pedophilia to like they’re making it they’re trying to make it seem like it’s just like a sexual preference yeah I’m so back and forth because they are humans too and

Obviously they they didn’t like decide on a checkbox like into kids like I truly feel like something’s wrong with their brain yeah something’s wrong with their brain and I just feel bad and yeah they do just if they need a if they need a neighborhood like this to to all live

At you know what I mean is there a computer lab and like someone’s like I’m going need you to log out right now there’s no Wi-Fi there no that that’s not allowed there m the little The Whisper head out can you log out for me yeah imagine

Amount like the amount of privacy like restrictions that they have like with anything in that neighborhood there’s kids in there though yeah I’m sure they got to be having families oh imagine a family just like on vacation like just trying to find like a a location just

Like a hun check this I found somewhere called Miracle villains nice really nice that’s a good movie oh oh this is this is a community this is a community I can go for it’s right outside of Disneyland and they’re treating our kids with such respect over here there’s no Wi-fi our

Kids will talk to us I haven’t seen Tommy smile like this in years oh it’s terrible yeah it’s really bad it’s terrible yeah it really is how did we get here this for a good amount of time it’s you guys it’s some you’ve never talked about child pedophilia come on I think

Matt brought it up no no no no no yeah cuz you got that buddy right it’s your best friend you lived with him right not friends anymore I’m sorry M I hate to do it to you it’s just too easy it’s all right before we continue we want to

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Else are you guys doing out here you guys out here for a PR like press run we don’t do no we we don’t have it like that um we’re just you know just shooting the [ __ ] with people on camera is kind of what we do just pretty much

Just visiting cuz you’re like bored and like want to hang we come every couple months because everyone’s out here for guests and like we just talked about Zoom kind of sucks we like to like Bank a bunch of episodes oh that’s gu yeah cool does bartool have an LA office no

If they did they wanted me to start one and if so if they did and if they said that you guys could live out here would you do it no so okay we started a rumor we did we started a rumor we went through a really I went through a

Breakup and then and I was um doing a lot of drugs yes and then there was one night where we’re like we’re moving to La so we call everyone and we’re like we’re [ __ ] moving to La we can’t be in the city anymore and we started a

Rumor that we’re moving to La so the CEO at the time of bar stool was like bri you want to start an LA office like you can be the La Base I’m like ooh it was like a 6 a.m. idea like I wasn’t that serious all have ideas

I was a bender and um [ __ ] yeah I guess and then it was like a six-month period where we’re like yeah I’m looking at apartments I’m looking at places and it never happened so no we don’t want to move here right good choice I people

That live in here Love New York I feel like obsessed with New York also like East Coast people till we die it’s like in your blood I feel from there I think if I lived out here it’ be good for me because it’s it’s um no offense kind of

Boring out here oh it is it’s definitely I feel like it’s got it’s gotten more boring yeah like especially in what sense like the going out scene or I I have like I have a hard time ever saying no and I like to like go you want to go

Like dive bars and get like in a fight with a biker over a game of pool yeah your bars are open up late too here it’s 2: a.m. you’re like well where’s the Afterparty and did we get beer cuz now we can’t because it’s it’s crazy cuz 2: a.m. is our Peak like

Usually if you’re out drinking 2 a.m. is like when you’re feeling your best and then they’re just like f go out at midnight anym like when it’s 11 I’m like we got to hurry guys there only 3 hours left when we were in Florida like we

Would be like all right you want me to come over let’s start going out it was like 12:30 getting ready to go like 12:31 yeah because our bar is open till like 6 there was we would be going out until like 6 yeah but we’ll like have

Friends we have friends with bars and we’ll just stay like until the sun comes up even better oh it’s like it’s like a sun Sunny Philadelphia What’s that show Always Sunny Philadelphia that that’s a cool that’s the best when you’re in a place and they’re like you can do it

There’s something so nice about smoking indoors feels it feels right but we also I don’t think the LA like people suck thing is true we used to like think that before we started coming here it’s just boring but I’ve met like so like even you guys are awesome we’ve known each

Other for what like 30 minutes yeah dude you you guys want chill after this people here are awesome off camera yeah for real nice please for the love of God that’s also weird sometimes you do stuff and you’re like I thought we were friends and then you never talk to

People their we just think we’re friends with everyone we guys don’t live here so it’ll be a little difficult but whenever you’re out here definitely hit us up and yeah thanks have yall met them before in person no this is my first I feel like I

Know them because I’ve seen them so many times on my phone on my cell have no idea I know everything about you so Co I haven’t met any of you guys have you met have you met them David no but that’s where also like I feel like we’ve been

Online friends I feel like we like comment and like each other’s stuff but like I felt like when I first saw them downstairs I had to be like h I’m not it’s really weird too when you go out to like a setting where there is a bunch of

Internet people and you see them all the time and you’re like I don’t know if I’ve ever met them not and it feel like you know them yeah you just see so much of their face you’re like I don’t know if I’ve ever actually introduced myself

Yeah well that’s the thing with us like if we know you on social media we’ll let you know that and then sometimes people will like pretend not to know I just like hate when people pretend they don’t know who you are I think it breaks it breaks the attention or like breaks the

I like as soon as you say oh my God watch you I think that like makes it just 10 times better where like the conversation is not awkward it’s not like this it’s like I know you I watch you I’m not going to pretend I don’t cuz

I to say something weird and you’re going to be like how did you know that yeah and I would never yeah I would never go cuz there are those people they’ll be like um like da d da it’s so nice to meet you like pretend yeah just

Reiterating well [ __ ] up but if but if they’re if they’re if they’re a big fan of you then I understand like I did like when I met some of the C game I pretend it like in in a very um in a very cool way in like yeah in a very authentic

It’s not like you know it’s not an event but it’s like at a part I I have to pretend I don’t know because like I don’t want to look like a crazy person I don’t want them to think that I’m just this person that’s going to look at them

The whole night I will it’s such a weird line too because like you don’t want to act like you know them and be like this person but then if you like act like you don’t know them then it’s like okay he clearly knows who I am why is he acting

Like he doesn’t know and like that could be even weirder I feel specifically Game of Thrones cast like any at any point it’s just th it’s just Game of Thrones anybody else I’m just like I don’t give a [ __ ] about you see them out there there’s a few times where like I’ve seen

Them out and like I just I’m I’m like in shock I’m in shock full panic attack and like meeting them and I have to pretend that I’m not like freaking out and it’s that’s like the cast of The Office they’re everywhere everybody they live in our neighborhood

So like he sees Steve Carell and it’s like you have to just oh my God we don’t see people like that I accidentally met him on the road what [ __ ] he so he lives in our neighborhood and I was driving and you know like the streets are kind

Of tight so you like do like the pull over and like let the other person pass yes and he he was coming towards me so I pulled over to let him go and I rolled my window down cuz he had just got the new uh Porsche 911 that came out you

Didn’t recognize him in the car no I just liked the car cuz I’d never seen one in person so I rolled my window down I gave like a thumbs up I was like I love your car and then he like stopped and then rolled his window down and he

Was like what and I was like I love your car I haven’t seen one yet it looks so sick and as I’m like sitting you’re saying this to him I’m like oh my God oh my God I also love everything else about me yeah and then he was like oh thanks

So much I appreciate it and then he like we just talked about the car I was like the color too it’s amazing wait one second let me check out the wheels you get out of the car like yeah yeah get back get back can I can I take a picture of

It CB get out of the shot celebs are like Pokemon like in LA you’re just like oh my gosh I caught a moment I got to catch another one we brought this up so many times but I want to tell you guys one of my favorite celebrity encounters

Also was when we were driving on Ventura and it was me and I believe it was me and Todd we were driving and we stop in Ventura and we see Matt Matt is just crossing the street and I see zaye and I’m like goofing with him walking across

And he’s like hey we’re like hey Matt he’s like look we’re like yeah what he’s like no look we turn George Clooney right right next to us in the in his to we’re like oh my God I just it was a moment where I just wish it was like caught on camera like

Oh my God oh my God it’s just like such a crazy rare moment and a Tesla he’s environmentally cautious holy [ __ ] the Pod oh my gosh that’s incredible I thought about that moment for such a long time and I’m like like imagine how many moments like that are

Just missed that nobody will ever see I think about that all the time yeah they’re everywhere sobs are everywhere everywhere yeah who did you see um that was like rehearsing lines in their car oh it was me that was wild I was driving through uh driving through Laurel Laurel Canyon and

I’m just like just driving and then I see her coming around the side like oh my God and she’s literally like like that but you could tell she was practicing lines in the car because there’s no way she’s just sitting there making like these it was like so wild

The faces that she was making like she was like screaming and I was like I think I just saw her reading her own lines on her way to a shoot like this is sick oh that’s Hollywood babe they just walk they walk among us get used to it I remember my mom

Visited came out to LA for the first time and we went to the Grove and of course coincidentally a whole red carpet Premiere is at in the middle of the Grove and it was like and it was oh no I’ve never I’ve been to the Grove so

Many times never seen it and there’s a whole red car premiere for this you know those like holiday movies that has like 35 of like the biggest actor in it’s like what do you call those type of movies just a star studded just star studded a good

Investment and it was like it was like a Christmas Su movie I’m like Mom you’re not going to believe it there’s going to be about 35 top celebrities on this red carpet and we’re walking by and just like all these like Olivia money she’s just my mom doesn’t give a [ __ ] about

Like that but she was just like she runs through the crowd I’ve never seen it like runs through the crowd is her phone she’s going over the thing like Mom get back she was like out a zoo care used to it my mom is like my mom took this like uncomfortably close

Picture of Olivia m on the carpet like she was Paparazzi I couldn’t believe she got it immedi look this look over here over here immediately on Facebook just chilling chilling with Olivia m I’m like Mom God damn it so so proud of you for how far you’ve come like our family’s

Going to see this [ __ ] like you know like you don’t think they’re going to judge you for this obviously you’re on a red carp chilling with Olivia m yeah you got to keep like your eyes like constantly peeled in La like to really find him and the worst is when you go to

Like a really nice restaurant and you want to act like you’ve been there before but you sit down and you get your menu but you’re instantly like I know everyone’s looking around everyone’s looking around the bathroom you’re like one time my mom uh she came to

Visit me in New York and we went to we went out to eat and then we came outside and it was Matt Damon John krinski daily uh Casey afflac and um and John kosinski’s wife whose name is EMT Emily Blunt and they’re all there and it’s Emily Blunt’s sister too and they’re all

There and um I saw them and I hope to God my mom didn’t see them cuz she she was always she always like bought the tabloids like she was celebrities like loves and so I saw them I kept walking even though it killed me I’m like I got to keep walking

It’s crazy how we walk by them like they’re going like they’re looking at us walking by like they’re going to stop us well I didn’t want my mom to see them so I’m like let’s go let’s deine it and she spotted them she stayed up there and I

Kept walking hoping that she’d follow me and she didn’t and all of a sudden I hear Grace so you’re not going to believe it I’m like Mom They Don’t Know bar stool like why do you think that’s like a flex like this is so embarrassing

And I had to go over there and um she wouldn’t stop talking they’re like do you want a picture I’m like yes you love now I have a she did all like the Dirty Work right cuz that’s like the worst part she got the worst part all

The way you might as well get the picture now want to bother them and boy were they bothered she got she got the pick though oh we got theck like really I think a Christmas ornament have you posted it it’s on a wine bottle in the house have you posted it that’s really

Funny it’s the best picture ever a botle of Josh yeah no no let’s we’ll see it after but that’s that’s like such a wild picture to get insane it was wild oh we went to we went to a Japanese restaurant yesterday and this big guy with long

Hair walks by and we’re like okay Fabio sits down we’re like oh my God Fabio Fabio straight up we were the only people at this restaurant only ones it was completely empty he sits down there and my roommates parents were also with us we’re all eating dinner and they’re

Like celebrity freaks right so as soon as they saw that he was drunk and he was sitting there like looking at him and he’s pulling out his phone and he’s like on voicemail he’s like so we’re at this restaurant right now on five and I’m like just shut up dude he’s right there

Like it’s crazy like people don’t treat celebrities like humans and like it’s like getting like a zoo animal like stop like they’re probably trying to enjoy their [ __ ] dinner so awkward purposely came to this like nothing like Japanese restaurant because they probably don’t want anybody to go out to

Them and now we have the one person in here like isn’t there a video of Fabio getting hit in the face with like a bird on a roller coaster he went on a roller coaster W what bad luck dude it’s the most like epic wait it was him I just

Saw it yesterday he got he was in the middle of like with all these models and he was all a roller coaster sitting front seat and they hit a bird and it splattered in front of that seems that seems dark SS a bunch of models around watching that seems like yeah bad Omen

For sure it’s so picturesque like you couldn’t ask his hair and just like the blood the hair strangled the bird mid-flight oh the blood was blood gross wow but yeah just just one more thing with Fabio I he doesn’t have an Instagram oh very good for him a person

Like no a person like Fabio imagine his Instagram like how like perfect he would be like the hair like it’ be so aesthetically and he didn’t have an Instagram I was really surprised shocking but I guess he kind of old did he ever really act or I think he was

Just the cover of like Ro gu just like it would be funny if one of you had the book yeah reading I wonder how much money is like in his bank account today net worth 10 million I already checked I checked last night I true it says like ours is I know

But like you just take that and you either add like five or you subtract five right like mine says mine says like what 250k so you take take away half and take away more a the wor is when it’s negative like I looked up Drake uh Bell one time negative it was like

475 2 went Mexico wait is it still negative I didn’t think oh it went up it went up he’s in the green the price went oh you know he’s big in like South America yeah he is crushing it because he got trouble here and then he changed

What did he change his name to he’s out there like Dr go Danish word for Bell Oh that’s oh that is not really creative yeah how do I sell this as much as I can I’m not going to lie that that that little separation between jerck and Joshua is

Probably like something that like surprised me the most the like no wedding thing and just like like just my childhood leading up to like that you just see them as like best friends yeah and then you realize it’s just a show and you’re like oh you so crushing yeah kind of like

Us it just like it made me like really like realize everybody MH on camera is not always like these guys in this room right yeah except for us yeah right shut the camera you okay but you guys probably see a lot of really cool celebrities through like I

Don’t know events and stuff are you a type of person to go up and be like hey can I get a picture or do you more like the moment or leave them alone they people what are you going to say like there’s what what are you going to say

That they haven’t already heard before and that’s my problem I’m like I really want to like outshine anyone who’s ever met them if I could and you can’t you can’t and I’ve seen it so like with my boyfriend I see it so much where I’m

Like it you can’t do that like what am I going to say that’s going to change this person’s mind I know like I really want to relate to you on a on an epic level but uh I’m just going to say everything you heard sound annoy are either of you

Good at like interviews like giving interviews to like anybody like on the spot like live I clam up she’s really good she’s really good I I think in or so so it’s not embarrassing going up and ask for a selfie just be like a reporter like an influencer reporter on the

Carpet they’ll bring them right to you so it’s not like weird for you like they’re coming up to you instead of like you trying to we’re working on getting into that yeah that’s good I wish I wish I could do that but like I am I would be the absolute worst at

Like I just couldn’t do it I just choke up it’s tough I know and it’s also hard when you like want to be like on screen with them one day yeah like I think but I think that’s a great way to start though yeah because I feel especially

These days I don’t think it’s looked down upon like if you look at people like I don’t know Liza and Britney they’re always there like interviewing but like people I feel people see them as celebrities she’s like on another level of good at it she’s so confident just like very

Like it’s like she’s been doing it for like 30 years it’s insan she was born for this like you could just tell when people are she a actual St like incredible she’s so good at it yeah I’m on my 10th year and I still don’t know

How how the [ __ ] I’m in here I could barely talk to you I could imagine drunk it’s bad I wish you could buy confidence at the store I would pay thousands monthly to have to like install it comp like Equinox yeah seriously it sucks beta blockers yeah I got to get me some

Of those have you heard about that did they work I took one I took one before I take one before every episode and work she’s like beta blocker when did when did you get on beta block no baby I I got it like 3 weeks ago how long does it

Last I don’t know I think did you get on that because Alicia said she got it no oh you no I I actually had it like from like a year and a half ago I just never took them oh I just I’m not I I don’t

Like pills this just like freaks me out something that you need to take every day just scares me it’s like weird do we really need that every day but I take it just right before the podcast and it’s supposed to like calm your nerves but like my nerves don’t feel calm yeah you

Said you were nervous yeah so exactly start buying stocks like hold on Robin Hood like we’re cashing in but I just like it just sucks like having all this [ __ ] like in your head because like I feel like nothing is working why is there anything working I know I’ll come

Into something and I have a thousand questions I want to ask and I just clam up and it’s tough It’s yeah did you so you tried the beta blockers or you want to I’m looking into it so clearly they work you everyone’s different but they’re not addictive no I don’t think

They for like high blood pressure or something I no it’s supposed to calm like if your head’s like if you’re like nervous it like calms you down that’s what the medicines block the effects of hormone epinephrine also known as adrenaline oh so it just keeps you like

You take it before a scary movie you’re like I ain’t scared of [ __ ] man this ain’t SC scary do you see my hand shaking but you know the you know the only thing that has worked alcohol yeah that works every time it’s never not worked I say Mak you it’s like a little

Confidence boost why don’t they just why don’t they do like healthy alcohol pills I know like I don’t know just like a yeah but then like I I always thought like that too and I’d be like oh I need the drinks to like have confidence to

Like talk to people and then I would look back and be like oh my God like why was I even saying that like yes in the moment I felt like I was just chatting it up having a good time and you know super likable and then I’m like I was

Probably kind of no no not not too drunk there’s a difference between like getting very drunk and then just like just a buz time in between I’m loosen up I can have an actual conversation with you like I feel like I sound smarter when I have a few drinks in me like I’m

Not like stumbling over where it’s like it’s like I don’t know if it’s good or bad but when we did try January we were like oh this feels good I feel like I can talk to people and I can do things and be sober and have fun and then we

Went out for the first night and we’re like we had these like fur jackets on for some reason we’re like we feel like grandmother why are we in this bar like creep we couldn’t talk to anyone I don’t know it was weird I guess it’s a weird

Line but I get like the shot in doing something and yeah but then it’s like that’s bad I’ll do I know it’s bad though I know but it’s like it’s just fun it’s moment I’ll do stand up every once in a while I’ll have like I have to

Have at least like five drinks before I go up yeah just to feel confident and then I [ __ ] [ __ ] up my set though I need the confidence but I also need this it’s like the brain power and then Al do you enjoy yeah I was going to say do you

Enjoy doing it I love doing it but um every time I I do it I I leave and I don’t feel like it was good enough every time which is always you need to do like multiple sets a night like you got to leave immediately go do another one and

Don’t tell anybody that you’re doing it and just are you work of is so important um like yeah 10 I’ve done 15 you guys have done a lot of live shows like together you guys have done like on tour we have never done a live you guys would

We’re we’re so scared it is kind of we don’t really plan them oh you don’t plan them you guys just go out we’re waiting till we’re completely irrelevant to do a tour so only like 10 people show up and then we feel good on stage dude it is so

Scary but it’s also nice like the people that listen to your podcast will just laugh at anything you say they love you I know but like that’s we don’t but we don’t want to go with that mentality though where it’s like oh anything’s terrified our fear is people showing up

And not having a good time and being like Oh we just wasted our money like that was like yeah oh and like we’re so scared to like disappoint people we want people to have like a great time yeah well we do we do no phones you can’t

Record anything so that we can talk about everything and that how does that work like are you zipping up in packets or you’re like we did Comedy Club yeah you they’re like they’re they walk around they like H are they are they annoyed with that are like people that

No they like it because we say it at the beginning we’re like when you put your phones away we’ll tell you all the stuff and we tell them all the stuff maybe maybe that’s what we got like to me to me what’s the nightmare is the footage is someone recording of just something

Out of context and then making it to take the only ones allowed like our team with cameras no one else can I love that I didn’t know you do that I love it cuz people feel like it’s like an intimate night which it is yeah it does it makes

It more special I feel yeah and it’s like a we we kind of do the same thing every show like once you get in the groove of it it’s fun and you’re like excited yeah on your like your live shows do you have like the same thing that you’ll run for

Each show and like how do I explain it like are you like making a completely new show if like people come to like both of them or anything like that or we heard this before you said this in Milwaukee one show in each uh City so okay that like that way like people

Probably won’t be repeating the show right and um a couple things change here and there when we do it but uh we had like one story that we started with that ended up by the end of it getting progressiv progressively like we just kept like adding to it and it was

Surprising both of us we were like yeah I can’t believe that happened we’re just like doing like a like a a Duo standup bit the whole time and then we’ll have a guest at each show and it’s cool the people love it and we love it do you do

Like an hour uh sometimes it would be like two gu yeah but we would always run the longest it would only be like 30 minutes dude I would not suggest guests unless you know them and you they very comfortable with them are very even like some of the people we thought were going

To be great guests get up got up there and clammed up and it’s like really hard it’s really hard wait guess you brought on stage that like you’ve never podcasted before some some they would but then they get in front of a live crowd and of course it’s terrifying but

You can’t like practice before and and then it’s just like us pulling teeth and it’s like [ __ ] we what the [ __ ] do we do like say something how much do you think about like after a bat show like that do do you think about it for a long time or

It kind of goes away right before the next show you’re just like oh this is a new night we don’t really we didn’t have time we had to throw after party after party was part of party with all the fans yeah which is the coolest part of

Show is that you get to see your your people who listen like face to face which is like the coolest part and that’s how you make up for like a maybe bad show if it happens just get black out with them afterwards yeah W okay I’m starting to like this I’m starting to

Like this and then there’s like only a limited amount of tickets for the show so everyone that couldn’t go to the show our After parties are like free and then everyone come after party that’s really fun they should be our managers yeah you guys want I don’t know what I’m doing

But uh are you ever like I really do not buy me a shot like oh my god do you know how crazy these people get and you can’t say no I’m never going to because you’re letting them down because they come to the party to take a shot with you so

Then you kind of have to just let go right that night and just be like we have to do it that’s like when when we used to go out it would be like we were known as like the drinkers and the partyers and it would be like they would

Want to buy a shot which is very nice like I’m thank you very much but then you’re like you can’t say no and it was just like here and then somebody else and you’re just like I started saying no because like I’m blacked out yeah I just

Can’t you have to draw the line are you doing like back to back sorry I’m we’re asking all these questions cuz we’ like never done them before always this but do you guys do backto back shows or you guys spread it out like through like every other weekend or we did it the

Last tour every other week so that we could like have time to recover cuz it kind of is a lot it’s just like socially taxing too we put like everything into it and you kind of feel like drained for a week after huh okay yeah that’s

Something like cuz we do our uh our podcast episodes every week we don’t like pre-record anything so we would have to do like a pre-recording um is it really tough to get a podcast out like on the road so we’d record the night that we got there and just be like hey

We’re in Philly and like talk about it but that we we wouldn’t have much to talk about cuz the um the show hadn’t happened yet and we two episodes of week which gets tricky it’s hard episodes a week is a lot a lot especially when we’re traveling and stuff but yeah yeah

I don’t know we usually have [ __ ] to talk about yeah it’s just like us talking like we would in a room of just us yeah just like kind of you’re you’re talking to the crowd or like they’ll probably have they like like us not having guess more unless they’re good

Guesss yeah I have another like bar stool work culture thing how popular are you guys at bar stool like like like amongst our co-workers I guess so I’m just thinking like are you guys like one of like the more like legit PA I’m just picturing like a the town hall kind of

Like meeting of like Hey we’re Bar store are you guys just sitting up front like there’s just so many of them and like I they do they do they treat us really well there yeah if I guess we’re doing the Town Hall in like the olden days I

Guess we’d also be wearing the white wigs with them oh okay so you’re like yeah you’re pretty we’re considered there’s like tear now we’re like a mega brand which is cool does it look like TMZ in there like how many people are working there in the office a lot yeah

We have three two floors three two floors two floors like the second floor is all sales people and like the smart people and then it’s like all of us down not our flooring do Studio used to be up there yeah is it like a like a um like a

Google headquarter where people are just like lounging and like eating and it’s very like laidback yeah they like changed it they like got rid of like 40 desks and just made like a huge room of couches and cuz people are just now working off there yeah well then they

Made the Chicago there’s a Chicago office now they always had one but it was never like what it is now they just got like a warehouse and they have like basketball like movie and we were like we really missed the Train on go to Chicago catering every day we get Bagles on

Mondays what the [ __ ] W like like like the Google YouTube office my God it’s like a mall in there a slide it’s insane the amount of food you get there they the employees are having a I wish we had that [ __ ] when we were [ __ ] working back then yeah yeah the office is

Definitely cool yeah it’s fun now you don’t even have to go to the office you guys have like ID cards you like swipe to get in or like face recognition stuff ID card ID cards little time little time uh yeah what do you call those uh Punch

Yeah time time punch code yeah oh like clock in and out yeah what time I got one of those when I was flipping burgers punch in punch out yeah what were you were flipping burgers before this we flip Burgers together for a short minute

First job no way where uh in in Boston I know but like was it like a McDonald’s Sullivan Sullivan it’s a local it’s a local place is it good burgers the best when you’re hung overg in the world we would it was actually it was a 30-

Minute drive from our houses to work there maybe like sometimes 40 and we would go there when we weren’t working just cuz we were hung over and that’s the only way to cure it was those Burgers that’s it right Sullivan’s Castle Island that’s us wow I feel like

It’s gotten a lot nicer now that like they’ve have a was it more like a like a bar restaurant it’s an order you there’s nowhere to sit you walk in you order your food and then it’s like a little island where you walk around in Boston

It’s surrounded by the ocean oh cool oh damn in my head I was picturing like in like in like the heart of New York like in a like a hole in the wall type of like joint was everyone female working there no no it was it was a good mix uh

The city kids would make fun of me the most uh cuz I would have to commute to get there like why the [ __ ] do you even work here I’m like I don’t know it’s the only job just letting me in here and it sounded fun to work there too right fun

Do do you guys ever go over to like Seaport yeah yeah yeah I went there one time and I loved it it was so Boston Boston’s a cool City it was a really good time there is Boston the place where they have that like that City that made like that

That crazy City remember you were telling me that there’s like crazy City it was literally it was nothing like on the water and then like some rich guy bought it and just made it like into this super cool popping area I still want to go there area you should hear

Our parents like when we’re driving through there I can’t believe that this went up so fast it didn’t look like this when we were kids yeah the before and after is insane that’s is that it that whole it’s so built up yeah it’s crazy it’s really pretty but they have ACH

Bunch of bars and [ __ ] now it’s fun but we never really go home anymore which is kind of sad do now where do you like what do you like better Boston or uh New York now York I always love Boston I’ll I’ll return there I’ll settle down there

But New York oh really oh the show in Boston or for views at the Wilbur Theater I don’t even remember where like it was happened so quick yeah we did House of Blues our first live show ever was House of Blues next to Fenway and we were like this is awesome we couldn’t

Believe it we didn’t prep at all for that one ago um like I think it sold out yeah yeah it was seated so it was like 600 but it was our first oneof and then we like didn’t do one for two years after oh wow and the two of us we just

Kept going it’s going to be good we’re going to be fine it’s going to be good it’s going to be fine it’s crazy how we see her because when you whenever you see like a standup comedian they don’t look like they they see the audience is

Like oh my God I’m so nervous like they just kill it and then you just go to us they like well we just want to do a tour it’s like we’re just so relatable people can really just see themselves in US you have a pretty thick like Boston Act

Accent um people say it’s fake sometimes I just it comes out I don’t I think I have like a personality disorder yeah I mean like Broski she’s from Texas but then she’ll go like heavy Southern but do you but do you have like as thick of

A b only when I’m with her or from my with my family from home and then if I’m like when I’m on BFFs my accent goes away and they’re like what this [ __ ] fraud [ __ ] but then I go when I’m with my best friend I’m like it’s coming back

And I go home and I’m talking like [ __ ] this I’m say [ __ ] this [ __ ] that it’s also not frud because like that that’s who like that’s where you come from like if you want way your accent like you should hear my parents talk you won’t understand them is Boston super

Italian too or Italian Irish Italian Irish right I’m so Irish I’m basically EMB breeded what do you okay the the place where you go sleep in your house what do you call that bedroom okay but now just say it’s a it’s a bedroom it’s a room a

Room a room room basement Cellar living room’s parlor the living room is the Parlor interesting what SAA instead of dinner SAA um all right we’re good yeah thank you guys so much for coming on this was thank for taking the time come on nice to finally meet you guys I know long

Time coming and then we’re going to be going on yours in a couple days yes so make sure to check that will be on their podcast Channel plan bre uncut um obviously make sure to check out their podcast planb uncut on their Channel and all their Instagram their Snapchats

Their Twitters and all that and um you can check out these episodes every Monday on all the podcast platforms and we could check out you can check out these episodes every Tuesday on our YouTube channel youtube.com/ Zan and Heath we also have a patreon patreon.com

Zan and Heath we do bonus content we got extra episodes every single month uh we do an extended version of the podcast where you can get like you know a little extra time and uh yeah perfect all right that’s it see you guys next time love you peace bye