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In sports if you want to be the best there are no off days welcome on into the no off days podcast I’m Scott Smith we got Chris KO rocking his Pearl Jam t-shirt we got BK in the booth uh championship week now in the books I
Feels like an eternity ago but of the things that I learned coming out of those two games I think if you have a reputation as a edgy kind of Gambler type coach then even dumb calls you can get off the hook really easy cuz that’s that’s just part of the DNA right you
Just get off the hook for that and U is he off the hook yeah I think so and he probably should be but man there was a couple rough ones in that Lions game of course San Francisco advancing to the Super Bowl with that win and then uh in
The other one the AFC what a showdown defensive Showdown um but um you know it’s they they use this phrase a lot Chris you know some teams some coaches some players just know how to win which I I don’t really like that phrase because what do it actually what does it
Actually mean knowing how to win is a result right right it’s it’s not a skill it’s not like juggling like you know that you know how to juggle right you practice how to win a lot maybe well but again that’s a result so you know it’s
Like if you get a high-paying job he just knows how to get highp paying jobs yeah well no he probably has a skill set or you know some type of resume where that makes it possible so uh but all that being said Patrick Ms knows how to
Win he does he really does and and he’s got Lamar Jackson’s number too man so uh looking forward to that coming up in about what a week and a half and uh Super Bowl Sunday what is it Super Bowl 58 58 LV I man where the other 50 the
Roman say this is the like the most depressing time of the year though isn’t it in the sports calendar for me it is you know it’s close it’s close to being over I think the Sunday championship game Sunday is one of the best weekends of the season because you’re just
Anticipating like okay who’s going to make the Super Bowl but once that that last game ended that Sunday night with the with the Lions and the uh 49ers it was just a depression set in cuz what like the last day of your vacation you’re like how can I possibly enjoy
This I know tomorrow it’s over that’s kind of how it is right what are we what are we focusing on we’re excited about you know our Tampa Bay lightning here obviously but Allstar break hits it this time so yeah yeah well and we got the Pro Bowl you know no aren’t you looking
Forward to a classic flag football game are they doing more of those games like juggling and water balloon tosses sure like well the DodgeBall again I’ve been on record for years now dodgeball is the best thing they’ve ever done to go outside of that and try to make this
Into a real flag football game or a real football game is is it just a joke I think we want to see American Gladiator that’s why we want pugil sticks we want someone in a giant hamster ball getting pushed around by by somebody named ice you know unitard yes we need
Nitro did you ever did you ever like think about that as a kid I grew up on that show I love that and I just I felt like I would have dominated even like chubby 10-year-old Scott like I would have I would have been crushed but I
Felt like I could do it yeah you’re like why can’t these people get past this guy with a he’s got a giant Q-tip I could I could get past that or the racket ball gun shooter that’s so easy man yeah all right let’s bring in BK BK happy uh
Prepr ball week I know it’s a big week on the calendar for you huge week uh what was your big takea away from championship week last last week uh how little I know about championship football games and what I think the outcomes would be well I I we we made
Our prediction and split the baby for sure yeah sure did but K was right man I mean uh momes can just turn it on I mean just like a switch I did say that yes last week again always crediting KO for things said what everyone else with a
Brain half a brain set but he he does yeah but you know the to me and I know we want to move on past the championship games but I think this the chief’s defense really is is what to me really stood out in that um that punch out as
As was it Z flowers kind of going in yeah doing Anon Winfield impersonation there yeah that Chief’s defense has turned it up a notch in these playoffs they have you know and I think the the person that seems to be overlooked in all of this and even I would say the run
That the Chiefs have been on here in the last five years is is Andy Reid too I mean that’s nobody I mean how can you overlook Andy Reid well I feel like he just doesn’t get the love that a lot of coaches would had they had the same
Career accomplishments yeah um but yeah I mean hats off to them I don’t we’ll get into our Super Bowl picks probably next week I haven’t had time to digest what we watched this last week I’m not even sure who’s playing yeah we’ll figure it out well there’s uh UFL ufl’s
Right yes I can’t wait uh Ben Brian have you picked up on any of the Senior Bowl action up in Mobile you know there’s some some guys can make a real move up the draft boards with what goes on there I’ve seen a little bit saw Bo Nicks playing some today and pinnick
Practicing some so yeah it is it’s it’s a quite a list of uh players up there how much does the does the senior ball actually bump your stock though penck probably need he needs a pretty a pretty good bump after kind of the hit he took in the national championship game right
Yeah I think he he may be out of the first round you think I don’t late first round maybe yeah I think so like maybe maybe right around where the Bucks are picking could be don’t know that they want to go that route I think the Senior
Bowl has been in the last 10 years correct me if you think differently but it has become more instrumental in draft evaluation than it was say 20 years ago and you’ve seen some guys make some real money by going especially smaller college guys that can play against some
Of these you know major power five players climbed up the ladder quite a bit so we know the scouts are up there drooling over whatever’s going on in Mobile plus they have the interviews it’s the first chance for these teams to interview some of these kids and I think
That goes a long way too to their draft stock yeah yeah the the first question is what is what would it feel like to take a pay cut come to the NFL got to give away your nil money are you willing to do that yeah right what do we got on
Today’s show BK uh today we have a employee a coworker here has finally decided to come to work he’s been on the I don’t know if he’s been on the payroll for a couple years but Tom Brady says he’s about to come to the decided to
It’s time to join the booth I know we had his desk already back there in the sports office and we’re like isn’t he coming I got you know one of those cerss it says world’s best boss I had one of those ready for him I wonder if he’ll
Have to do the same HR rigma roll we all have to do yeah all those seminars and stuff here watch the harassment video Tom all right now let’s get all your passwords in all right and then at the end for the first time in 2024 we’re going to break out the
Randomizer yes yes first time in 24 huh yeah we had we didn’t we we skipped December for some reason and so now yeah why just random that’s why yeah yeah well I’m sure it’s loaded up with many more um love the probing over over revealing questions we’ll see all right
Very good thanks BK thanks uh if you are listening and you want to watch go to foxnews.com npod if you’re watching and you want to listen or subscribe take out your phone you can hit that QR code on the screen and it’ll take you to all of
Our shows and uh glorious shows they are I think this is episode 68 Chris if I’m not mistaken uh you could subscribe at fox13news.com nodpod so Sunday February 11th again we’re not giving predictions to Super Bowl 58 but Chiefs but we do kind of it’s already sorry reserve the right
To change my mind all uh Niners are two-point favorites going in uh in Vegas that is the location so I guess the question here is are we happy with the matchup I mean do do we take any issues I know that there was things that happened in the championship game you
Know a lot of folks thought that the Ravens maybe were the best looking team going into Championship weekend the Lions obviously were a best looking team in the first half uh but at the end of the day you’re getting kind of a team that in the Chiefs that I I think
They’re Dynasty I think it’s fair to say if they especially if they win the Super Bowl that’d be the the third in five years I think there’s only a handful of teams that have done that the Steelers in the 70s uh I think the Cowboys in the
90s and a couple of runs with Tom Brady’s Patriots so I think that would put them in that dynastic type of uh class so against maybe the best looking team on paper all season long in uh the Brock py Leed 49 so I don’t know any issues with the teams that are are
Representing themselves in in Vegas not really I’m I think it’s going to be a great matchup I wanted to see out of the four we had last week I wanted the Lions and the Chiefs because I wanted that lion story and I you know we’ve seen a
Lot of the Niners recently at least going to the Super Bowl four years ago they and again this is a rematch of a Super Bowl we had four years ago even though teams are the teams are drastically different than they were yeah but I I wanted the Chiefs for that
Dynasty aspect that you talked about there kind of you know almost like the Patriots that we you wanted a baton hand off I never yeah I never had a problem some people got tired of the Patriots Brady Dynasty and I like dynasties uh I I think it’s I think it’s awesome to see
If these programs whether it’s a college football Dynasty or NFL whether these um these franchises can continue this success over the years and you have a guy like momes that’s just you know so we we know he’s special to this generation and to him do it on the
Biggest stages awesome so I wanted to see that versus this lion story carry out but I think what we’re left with here is really you look at it really good matchup where the ners have your second ranked offense versus what is the chief second ranked defense I think it’s
Going to be I hope it’s a good Super Bowl I think it will be close and I think it’ll be uh something that gives us a result that people will talk about for a long time yeah a repeat of super bow 54 that was down in Miami and the
Chiefs won that game uh I I don’t like dynasties um because well I I like them for a different reason I like them as to play the role of bad guy you know they they make the the the matchup a little bit more compelling you know it’s like
One of those teams that you tune in to root against them you know even though if you don’t have a dog in the hunt you know it’s like you know I want to see the Chiefs go down much like what Brady and the Patriots turned into you have
People that that kind of hop on the bandwagon and they’re like yeah you know we just want to you know Laker fans are notorious for that you know people that became cowboy fans in the ’90s uh but I think you know people now want to see
The Chiefs lose I think that the the ti the tide has turned a little bit especially with as much you know kind of love that they get in pop culture now uh with the name that shall not be named I think that a lot of people love to see
You know the top dog get knocked off and maybe that next story gets written you know I hate to say you know the 49ers look they’ve been in now three consecutive you know I mean they were in the champ the NFC Championship the last two years now three years um so they
Just have not kind of gotten over that but this look like the history of the 49ers they’re not poor for Super Bowls either they five Super Bowls and it’s just been a it’s been 30 years since they won one 29 years so I mean I don’t
Know I think it’s going to be a great matchup I mean it has it has everything that you would want as an NFL fan you got big stars you you have you know Rich histories and um you kind of have opposite ends of like the quarterbacks you got you know Patrick Mahomes who’s
On top of the world maybe one of the best when it’s all said and done against a kid that’s you know making a name for himself you know and uh and doing some big things who knew that Brock pry could run the way he did took off didn’t he
That was big uh yeah ticket prices for this here game um average ticket price Chris $9,800 that’s up 70% from last year that’s crazy dude I and I think depending on which service you look at it could be a little higher than that that’s cheapest ticket I I me again I
Just read an article cheapest think it was like 8,000 bucks so you know how much of this is just the Vegas effect right like I mean people are will look for any excuse to go to Las Vegas but now you got a Super Bowl so Big Spenders
Are going to obviously be able to Pony up more money um how much do you think that that is relevant here I had written down by writing I mean typed three factors here why I think these ticket prices are this is the cheapest getting ticket that you mentioned there is over
50% higher than it was for last year’s Super Bowl I mean that’s insane but I think the factors are you have two popular franchises with big fan bases so we talked about earlier the ners and the Chiefs they both have huge appeal huge social media followings uh second one is
Fewer seats Allegent uh Stadium capacity 65,000 they’re expanding it to 72,000 but that will still make it one of the four smallest stadiums to host a Super Bowl really wow yeah so there’s so there’s less inventory uh and then I think the biggest factor is that it’s Vegas what you mentioned there you’re
Going to have people coming in in that uh Big Spenders that you know might not normally go to a Super Bowl if it’s in New Orleans or Miami but because they’re this is Vegas and this is the center of it they’re going to plunk down some uh
Tickets on the 50 yard line for over $100,000 I mean just stupid is there anything that you would pay eight and money’s not an option in this scenario anything you would pay $8,000 to see in person I mean if money’s not an option then yeah if it’s if it’s not a problem
For me then yeah I’ll pay $8,000 a option the right word all right let let’s say that if if in my current situation no I I mean I personally like again I’ve stated I like watching football on the couch my couch is my favorite place to watch a football game
Uh for a myriad of reasons uh you know the Super Bowl I think it’s you know it’s more than just the game in fact the game is like almost hard to focus on I think for a lot of people that end up going there’s so much other stuff
Involved and you add Vegas to it that’s just like gasoline on a fire right I was looking at hotel prices that are like I mean I mean most of these places are sold out there’s but if you want to stay this there was a I don’t know how nice a
Staybridge Suits is sounds nice well right next to the Lux they have some availability it’s about $1,200 a night so it’s right near allegion but then you know for a lot of the places you can have to go off the strip you may have to go outside of Vegas city limits into
Like towns like Henderson to stay I my Aunt Nancy actually lives in Las Vegas so hit me up if you want a place to stay I’m sure I can act as her agent she’s probably air she’s already air being being and making a killing off of that
Thing I’ll just send people her way she’ll be surprised when they show up we could stay out where they’re keeping the players did you see where the players are staying they’re staying at Lake Los Lake Las Vegas which is 25 miles Off the Strip okay that’s how much I guess they
Don’t want these guys like getting out there no distractions right now they’ll just take a an Uber and have to go back and forth to be amongst the distraction yeah I I wonder if to like I mean look it’s going to be red right nine fans
Chief fans same team color but I think it’s going to be mostly Niner fans given proximity and there’s like Chiefs fatigue a little bit like if you’re a Chiefs fan like going to the first one like I think that was Miami I think that was against the Niners back in what what
Was that five years ago right um you know that was like oh man we’re here we’re back you know like you know we got we got a great team now it’s just kind of like they’ve been in the Super Bowl for the last five years right so already dropped that yeah okay there
You go do you think by the way I I heard I saw some something that ESPN pulled up that said no Alabama draft pick has ever scored a touchdown in a Super Bowl no Alabama draft I just saw your countenance change well no I’m I’m trying to process what you just said uh
Scored a touchdown true but you that that’s kind of a tricky you’re phrasing that in a way to eliminate I’m not phrasing it they’re phrasing it in a way to eliminate quarterbacks because Alabama draft picks as quarterbacks have thrown touchdown your first three Super Bowl MVP PS were Alabama quarterbacks
But I know what you’re talking about they’re talking about scoring a touchdown as in being the person who carries the ball into the end zone or even kicks an extra point or a field goal that is correct I’m pretty sure included throwing touchdowns no but well that’d
Be wrong because Bart Star and Joe namoth Joe namoth I don’t think threw for a touchdown in their Super Bowl win he scored a touchdown okay bartar was your first he he bartar definitely did so that alone debunks that theory at that well I don’t know Bart Star
Statline I’ll have to go back and refresh I’m sure correction but I I know that this is just you know anyway mission accomplished I just ruffled his feathers so with fake news with something that’s not true ah I don’t know maybe maybe it’s true it won’t be the first time or
The last time you hear fake news on the nof days podcast all right we got more to get to uh coming up on the other side so we got coaching hires every day now in the NFL could it be that the Lions offensive coordinator Ben Johnson turned
Down over 10 million of a pay increase to remain in the Motor City is that possible I don’t know all right we’ll dive into it on the other side art D back here on the no off days podcast and I I guess we we should issue a correction yeah Bart Star I guess threw for a couple touchdowns yeah three okay so there you go apologies to the star family um but actually I don’t know why
I’m apologizing that was ESPN um so here we go we got coaching vacancies starting to close up now only one as we tape this remains open in terms of head coaching vacancies in the NFL that would be the Washington commanders they thought they were all in on Ben Johnson the offensive
Coordinator from the Lions they had kind of been waiting uh this looked like this was going to be the match new GM and Adam Peters bringing a young Dynamic offensive play Coller and Ben Johnson and he left he left them high and dry at the altar Johnson’s going back for the
Second year in a row he’s been offered head coaching opportunities and he says you know I I think we have something cooking here in in Detroit and uh can’t really argue with that but apparently now reports are that that he was commanding as much as $15 million a year
Uh to be the head coach and maybe that price was a little too steep oh he was asking Washington for that much that’s apparently apparently what is going on there may be more there may be more to it um I mean I think he’s told uh
Players that he just felt like his heart was in Detroit and there was unfinished business so but that’s that’s always kind of the line right it’s got to be good news for Lions fans though yeah I would think so uh yeah probably not good news is that I think Jared goff’s going
To probably be making like upwards of $50 million a year U moving forward so how how that leaves enough money in the kitty for everybody else I’m not sure uh so Mike McDonald uh Ravens defensive coordinator young guy 36 years old he takes the Seattle Seahawks head coaching
Opportunity um so and and Bobby slowick who was another hot name Houston’s offensive coordinator he he did the benad job John he says I’m I’m coming back you know so a lot of these jobs it’s like you kind of have to pick your spots a little bit right I think if you
Are a young if you’re a 30-some maybe early 40s something offensive coordinator in the NFL if you’re in a good spot don’t rush it you know what I mean I know that there’s only a handful of opportunities in the in the NFL but I mean every year there’s a handful of
Opport you say that for Dave Canales don’t rush it I think Dave Struck I think he struck at a at a good time and part of it has to do with I think you have to kind of assess the situation you’re in right like there’s no
Guarantee for as much as Todd BS last year it it made it made it maybe a little bit more challenging to fill that offensive coordinator position really the dynamic doesn’t change too much I mean you could see if they have a bad season coming up in 24 that maybe they
Start over again I mean there’s no guarantees right so I think for a situation like what Dan Campbell has in Detroit there seems to be more players under contract longer younger players the situation is a little bit safer your head coach is kind of your umbrella and
Uh you know I think that a lot of cordinators and assistants that’s I mean that’s how that’s the lifeblood of all all coaches in the NFL it’s relationships it’s you know kind of hiding under you know the fire of your head coach and so I think that it I I
You know if I’m Ben Johnson I probably take that job with the commanders I mean I think they have the number two pick they got a boatload of draft picks they got a bunch of salary cap space they’re starting fresh new ownership new GM I mean it seems like a really promising
Situation to jump into um but I I understand like like Bobby slowick I I get while he came back to Houston I mean that is a program on the rise demo Ryan ain’t going anywhere um CJ strad super promising future like you you have an opportunity if you just kind of continue
On what you got that and why wouldn’t you believe that you would continue on with what you got then you know those opportunities are going to continue to present themselves and His Name ID is only going to rise and maybe there’s a an actual spot that he’s kind of ided is
Like this is a job that I would actually want a little bit more than what’s available right now you know because you can go quickly from being the next hot thing to being yesterday’s news in the NFL you know if if that that opportunity as a head coach Flames out early then
Now you kind of have to start over a little bit we’ve seen that happen a lot of times so I don’t know I mean I I it’s I can see why I think it’s the but that’s just I think that’s a tell of where we are in the NFL right the the
The cycle just I mean every year there’s just a handful of new jobs and opportunities and there’s a downward Trickle and um but I’m surprised that you know Bill belich and Mike Vel are still standing at the altar too that that is shocking especially and I don’t
Think they’re gonna take I mean Vel could potentially be I think that would I like Mike brael as a head coach I I mean I was surprised that he got let go from Tennessee I could see that being a good fit in Washington I don’t know if
They’re going to go that direction but uh belich kind of makes sense people are saying TV for him how about the hoodie on TV huh I don’t know yeah maybe for a year you know Brady was saying a couple days ago that he really believes that
Belich still has that fire and wants to coach and will Coach again it may not be this season um but and Brady said he thinks he should coach again so maybe he does I don’t I don’t I don’t know that he would be the best for TV but he maybe
He takes a year off and waits for something to happen what if you had like a first take Style Show uh where it’s belich against Nick SA oh my debating NBA like random Sports scl on their face constantly I don’t know I mean I think that there is a side
To bellich that he obviously does not play in press conferences yeah like he is Mr stoic but I mean I think we we’ve seen when they do like docu follow when they follow him on docu series or anything like that there’s just a different side of him he’s got more of a
Personality than he lets on um but I kind of think that if he goes to TV it will the market heat up for him I mean the guy he’s what 71 722 part of the reason why he’s not getting opportunities in this hiring cycle is because a lot of people think
Maybe like he wanted too much control and maybe you know I hate to say it because he is the greatest coach in NFL history in my opinion but maybe the game has passed him by a little bit maybe so many teams are clamoring for that to
Find that next guy someone that can work hand and glove with a with a GM and doesn’t need as much control as belich or you know is a little bit more offensive geared um so I I don’t know I don’t know those opportunities are going
To open up I mean I really thought the best opportunity for him was the cowboys that to me seemed like that was a perfect fit on both sides because of a team that was already locked and loaded ready to go and bichi could go in there
He could break you know the record and he could potentially win a Super Bowl he brings discipline and structure and that’s probably what that team could use uh they have a lot of talent it made like a lot of sense to me but now I I
Don’t know I don’t know where Bel go we know you’re disappointed that your Cowboys prediction was didn’t come very have I mentioned it every show since for the last three weeks been maybe he waits maybe he waits and the the Bucks job comes open after next season do you read
Anything into um with Canalis leaving going to the Panthers has taken a lot of the buck assistance including the wide receivers coach forgive me you’re more dialed in if Canalis hire him ID as as his OC uh did Z get an interview as OC with the
Bucks uh I don’t believe so and I think that that was kind of like a I don’t know I don’t know all the background on that but I think it was kind of a foregone conclusion that he was going to go to Carolina he came over with Canales
Oh he did from he spent four years in in uh as I think he was the assistant wide receivers coach or something like that with the cawk so they already had a prior relationship that makes sense um what kind of was a little bit more surprising was the move of of Harold
Goodwin who was part of uh Bruce aran’s original staff and he was the Run game coordinator you know you almost wonder if it’s like he he didn’t get a serious look at OC here that he was just like well then I’m moving on I don’t know who knows what what the back room
Conversations were there uh and then Joe Gilbert their offensive line coach who was also part of the original ba staff uh going up to Carolina I mean I for from Canalis standpoint I think these are really good moves I mean you’re what’s going to be the knock against Canales like
He hasn’t been there before right I mean though he had you know 13 years of of coaching history with Pete Carroll in Seattle it’s the experience factor and so and then you bring in a a a young offensive mind and idzik uh but to bring in some Savage G’s been around a long
Time those guys have been around forever so I think that that shows a steady hand and that’s I think those are wise hires on his end but yeah now it creates even more of a a hole you got to fill here it’s a Hu like uh Todd BS has to replace
A an entire staff almost especially on offense you saw I’m sure that the that Ben Johnson going back to the Lions has the Lions passing game uh coordinator Tanner inran is said to be going to talk to the Bucks in a couple of days yeah
You know and but it does seem like the Bucks have had to and but this happened in the search with Canalis which is why I’m not you know panicking about it but not that I would Panic about OC higher for the bucks anyway things to panic
About that’s not high on my list but remember with in the search for Canales or in the search that led to Canal like wasn’t he like ninth or 10th on the list like it took a while to land on him yeah I don’t know that he was their first
Choice um and obviously that worked out I think part of it was he he had never called plays before and so that that had been like something of a you got to kind of have that on your on your list right um but obviously it worked out and so it
Kind of opens up the door to other guys that they brought in for interviews uh I think only of of interviews that they’ve had and they’ve completed five interviews at this point as we tape on Wednesday um and only two of those guys have play calling experience that would
Be Brian Johnson former Eagles offensive coordinator that was let go this last offseason and um vanel yeah Alex Van Pelt from the Browns and you know that that makes a lot of sense too because he’s got the connection with Baker Mayfield but I don’t know if that’s a
Requirement as much nowadays you know as much as it is like hey like who have you kind of learned under what are your philosophies and we can kind of if you’re if you’re sharp enough and all these guys I’m sure are uh we can kind
Of learn as we go I mean I like the Thad Lewis option too and he was the quarterback’s coach he’s a riser he played the position smart guy I mean he’s OB he’s going he’s probably going to be in OC here within the next couple
Of years anyway so even if you reach a little bit early I think that’s probably okay he has familiarity with the system and the coaches so that would make a lot of sense but you know I don’t think it’s Panic time for the bucks I think there’s
A lot of really good coaches still out there and available that they can bring in and you know that first Domino though is is going to be the OC and then he’ll help fill out the rest of the staff with people you know bring in offensive line
Coach and that kind of stuff or or maybe they promote within but yeah I mean there’s biggest winner here uh in my book you know when you look at all the coaching hires you know I like the Raheem Morris to Atlanta deal I think that that that makes a lot of sense I’m
Happy for him um you know the Carolina hiring Canalis I think I I like Canalis I think it’s I think that’s going to end up working out but I think the biggest win was uh was the harball sweep state yeah I think that uh that was a good
Hire and I think that he’s going to be he’s going to be a really good fit and I think they’re going to end up being a really good squad you know I it almost begs the question like who do you think is going to win the Super Bowl quicker
Which Hara brother is it gonna be JN or Jim who’s going to get there next good question well uh theyve played that one before and John won so it seems like it’s Jim’s turn next time uh I don’t know you know and John just lost his defensive coordinator right as you
Mentioned went over to the Seahawks uh Jim’s got um he’s got a good offense he’s got Justin Herbert obviously um defense is getting a little older but still got a you know enough to work with there I think he I think Jim Harbaugh is fit for the NFL I think he’s going to
His offensive scheme that he was able to adapt at San Francisco with Kaepernick and create something there based on Kaepernick skill set I can’t wait to see what he does with Justin Herbert I think it’s going to be uh the best thing for Justin Herbert’s career um they’re in a
Tough division Ravens are in a tough division that’s a tough call I don’t know I I’ll say I’ll say Jim’s going to win one first I I tend to agree with you and part of it has to do with just the Ravens I don’t know I don’t know how
Much cap space they have but they have a ton of guys that are hitting free agency like it seems like most of their defense yeah is hitting free Agy yeah so I mean they’re top three sack guys matab Clowney and vanoi they’re all they’re all free agents um their top uh you know
Defensive back would it came to interceptions um Gino Stone he’s a free age and there’s just Plus on offense Gus Edwards uh Odell Beckham so there’s a lot of holes they still have yet to fill and I I I think actually the AFC North is a tougher division uh right now for
My money and I I think you’re probably going to get like Niners maybe they get a post Super Bowl hangover a little bit maybe they’re not as as as potent as they are this year be back though Rams are on the rise but you have a uh what
Will be a 36-year-old Matt Stafford at quarterback so you know not to knock him I mean I think he still has his fast ball but that that can’t go on forever right so right but I look at like Joe burrow I think the Steelers are always going to be competitive I think the
Browns got to kind of figure out what’s going on at quarterback but they have one of the best defenses in the NFL so I I kind of think the Ravens have the tougher path but they do have Lamar Jackson so and that you’re always going
To be a player with that yeah yeah um who wins more games next season Michigan or Los Angeles Chargers well I mean the Chargers have more on the schedule so it makes it easier from an NFL standpoint you know okay maybe I should word it this way
Um does one of them does one of them hit nine wins next season in which one uh I mean I think Michigan probably has the easier road to nine wins in the Big 10 really I think so yeah okay um with Ohio State and Oregon coming in and
Yeah well I haven’t looked at their schedule so you’re catching me blind here but I mean that was my intention how many yeah I mean yeah I think they Michigan can win nine games next year I know that there’s a lot of guys that that that they’re losing to the NFL but
Um I don’t know from a championship standpoint though I think the Chargers winning a Super Bowl will happen before Michigan wins another National Championship right I just think think that the college football is is just so difficult and it’s only going to get harder with the 12 team playoff um you
Know it’s harder to keep guys to retain guys at least in the NFL I can lock my guys down I can sign them to to Long contracts and there’s a little bit more staying power um but in the in the college game it’s obviously year to year
We’ve talked so much about the portal and all that kind of stuff that and and the Big 10 as you mentioned is only getting tougher right yeah have you ever been Star Struck like Jim Harbaugh yeah uh have I ever been Star Struck uh give us the background on that okay so so
Yeah Jim Harbaugh said that he he when he first met uh Justin Herbert that he he was a little star struck he was Star Struck I I think he’s just H he’s not star get out of here he’s not Star Struck um you don’t believe him you
Don’t think he was really star I mean I think you know Justin Herbert he’s kind of got the All-American good looks you know he’s kind of like the Tom Brady he’s like could have a modeling career if he wanted I don’t know if that’s what
He means or what but like I mean he’s obviously not the biggest name in the NFL or anything I mean if he met Patrick Mahomes then I would say okay I get it a little star struck you know but I don’t Tom Brady Maybe Star Struck I don’t know
I’ve I the only time I can ever recall being I don’t know I mean I don’t really get Star Struck around athletes so much just because it’s just like too much exposure to it but when uh I think the first time I can recall I was play I
Played Little League with a kid who was a extra on the show Full House oh did you get to meet Candace Cameron no no no he was he was a friend of Stephanie Tanner ah uh so his I don’t know what his character name was but his real name
Is Nathan nushi okay and he was in our little league and we’re like this guy he’s he’s on Full House he was like the coolest and then he was on my team for a season and then it was like then then the varnish kind of wore off you know
Were you guys like super like he could do do no wrong on the team even if he’s like you know the grounders rolling between his legs you guys are like he was actually pretty he was pretty good he was a good play yeah yeah no uh yeah
I think we were everybody on the team was kind of petitioning for can we get a roll on Full House what’s it take man it can’t be that difficult right I don’t think that was that’s big that was the Pinnacle back then yeah what about you
That was no I’ve never really met anyone I was a little star struck when I I met Nick Sabin uh but you hadn’t reached like Peak Sabin yet he was 2009 at Alabama I met him when he was trying to he was pursuing javian Clowny in South
Carolina so he came and did one of these All-Star Banquets and I went and fanboyed a little you know stepped out of my reporter role and asked him to sign some stuff for my uh oh that’s not professional for my folks it wasn’t professional at all um but I don’t care
Dad got a nice Christmas gift that year um shook his hand too and it was very disappointing it was here I’ll give you the ni sa handshake no no the limp I bet he gives a real person was it as clammy as your hand just fell yeah
Clam I bet he gives like a real recruit or I bet he gives someone he cares about a nice firm handshake probably brings it in little pat on the back he was not he was but anyway that’s I don’t want to be doing this right now that’s that that
Was that handshake yeah but that was you know I was a little star struck then but that and that was before he like won a bunch of national championships but I’ve never met any like you know real famous people yeah so who was he to give you a
Limp handshake yeah that’s what I was saying like come man like you got to still earn it I’m a b fan for life you got to come to me yeah you’re the new guy here yeah we did see uh on the way back from Detroit a couple weeks ago
From the Bucks Lions game um guess who I saw in the airport it’s not the band you’re wearing Red Hot Chili Peppers drummer Chad Smith did you really the will Ferell look alike I I might be a little star stroke that would be a little okay if I have if
I met uh obviously if I met Eddie V oh I met at this place the other night a guy who met Eddie veter and showed me a photo on his phone and I was you met a guy who I met a guy who met a guy and I
Was a little star struck at his photo if I met Eddie better or maybe you know even Anthony ketas I that’d be or flee I’d be a little star struck oh man yeah that well have we done enough name dropping in the segment for you okay
Very good all right coming up on the other side um Tom Brady you’d be star stroking Tom uh sure Tom can win Super Bowls and uh and sell some really good underwear but um can he can he talk about football behind the microphone that is a question we are ding to find
Out we will find find out actually this coming football season and we’ll talk about it next welcome back to the no off days podcast the 2024 football season there’s never been as much anticipation as the upcoming football season and it’s only because Tom Brady is joining the team
Here at Fox again we have already his desk has been set there in the sports office he just has not shown up good parking spot waiting on him I I’ll give my own parking spot to Tom if he would just yeah but anyway uh he will be
Showing up in 2024 not here he went he confirmed this recently right in some interviews he did he said you know because there’s been speculation hey is he going to he’s back do this a fake retirement $375 million isn’t good enough boy the Brady who cried wolf you
Know what I mean yeah but no he said he said in recent interviews like he talked about his prep like what he’s been doing recently he’s been doing some stuff at the studio with um help me out Kevin Kevin burkart and he’s been he’s been on our show before you
Should they all flow together a lot of people have been on our show uh yeah but he’s as we would expect he’s prepping you know what what else would you expect from someone who is known for his attention to detail in his preparation
Yeah but is he going to be a be good at his job that’s the question and I think there the more people I talk to about this a lot of people they’re not buying Brady stock here when it comes to how he’s going to be as a broadcaster I mean
Sure he can throw a pig skin and he he can Hawk underwear but can he give you the type of analysis that you desire in watching a football game uh and I think a lot of people are are questioning that but why would we think he couldn’t well
It’s a different it’s a totally different skill set right so it’s not about physical preparation as much as it is like a a mental preparation thing and an ability to talk here’s here’s why I think that is kind of a narrative is because he’s fairly Bland when it comes
To like talking you know in a press conference setting he is yes like he’s he doesn’t really drill down he just kind of gives you very yeah cliche type things which I think was intentional but now he’s got to find he’s got to find another gear
Right so but I do think I do think he’s going to be great um because of what you mentioned he he he has so much attention has been paid to everything he does from diet to football to everything he does he he gives it his his all um but you
Know I think that his like I think he will be able to and you know the the time put in right is gonna the fact that he cares is a great indication and I you know just knowing what he’s done on the football field I think that that will be
The greatest indicator of what he’ll be as in in the broadcast Booth but you know it’s it’s not and I get what you’re saying knowing football isn’t I think Troy Aman said this the other day that’s about third on the list what what it takes to be a good color analyst
Actually knowing football is about third on the list and there are some so so there are some things that Brady is going to have to you know work on and and a lot of that is how do you communicate that to an audience in like real people terms right and how how is
Your timing and how do you do that with your with your play-by-play guy you know in a way that um that doesn’t disrupt the flow yeah I I think also here’s the concern is that like he’s getting paid uh very handsomely so it’s a 10 year $375 million contract $ 37.5 million a
Year for those that can’t do simple math so like my thought is and because there’s been like so much runway on this announcement that like could you press a little bit you know because you feel like here because he you know in interviews he said you know I feel like
I have a a unique perspective that I could bring to the game and and that all may be true but is is he trying to cut like his own like is he trying to find a little niche is he trying to provid something that is uncommon to color
Commentators I think if he tries to go that route and be something else it it may not go well I what to me is the most important thing is I think football knowledge is important but yes you have to be a communicator but authenticity in the booth like not trying to be somebody
Else not trying to put on not trying to be edgy or you know get in the weeds too much or look at what you know Tony Romo is doing or whoever whoever these past successful color commentators are like add to the broadcast by being authentic yeah like you already know as much
Football is you know as anybody so like you can bring that out but like first be authentically you react and engage the game you know the way you would want I mean for me like when I look at like broadcasters and I don’t spend a lot of
Time I know everybody has like strong opinions on who is good and who is not good I really don’t care I don’t want anybody taking away from the broadcast you should be coloring in the broadcast that’s why you’re a color commentator but like I like enthusiasm for the game
Like if I if you I can hear that you love the game by the way it the you emote you know good and that to me like that’s why I do think Tony Romo is really good at what he does even though people have kind of knocked him you know
Like he he kind of flaunts the knowledge a little bit like his predictive skills on this is what he’s going to do this is what but like what I like most about about him is that he’s into it like he’s excited for football he loves the game
And then as a viewer that makes me enjoy it all the more you know and those are the guys that I you know don’t just don’t just flaunt your knowledge on me I know you know everything all these schemes and all the X’s and O’s but like
I think that like enthusiasm for the game that’s what was is really going to come through and just being authentic and that may take some time too I mean it does seem like it would be hard for Tom to seem authentic he’s been so buttoned up for so long that’s very true
That’s very true and and also the question is now he’s following in the footsteps of a Greg Olsen who has has become a star out fo um and now he’s got to like kind of live up to that I know he doesn’t necessarily say that and he
Maybe doesn’t want that pressure on him but that that will be there because now Olson is presumably going to be demoted in some capacity right they won’t want to call it that but I mean you’re not going to be The A Team it’s not going to
Be Brady’s getting the a spot right yeah they said they’re not doing the three guys in a booth thing yeah they’re not doing that so I don’t know feel kind of bad for Olson though I mean he I mean I know he knew he knew this was part of it
Right and even he said of course fox has to do this you don’t say no to Tom Brady and you make this happen but well I heard that he may have to take a pay cut because the what comes with the a job is like let’s see 10 million right
Reportedly making 10 million but if he’s bumped off the Top Broadcast crew then he could drop to a salary of 3 million who can live on that right no I’m just kidding 70% but it is it is when you look at it that way it’s a 70% pay cut
And you were really good at you’re really good at what you did everyone loves you but you’re getting a 70% pick well if that’s the case and it here comes another Network right because this guy will be scooped up by somebody right like if you if you demote him in salary
And all that too like I mean good luck hanging on to them these jobs these number one color analyst jobs these are like Supreme Court appointments they don’t come along that often and the you know what Brady unless you’re the part of the Monday night crew that seems every couple years well
Done uh but what Brady what Brady will be getting is is not that’s ridiculous Brady money but so like Romo and aen are making 18 million a year Aman try aan he played quarterback in the NFL for a long time I said Romo and Aman I’m sorry I
Thought you said aen I thought you meant Klay Aken is Clay a I had singing during the game I’m sorry if I didn’t annunciate that you know what what’s funny I no wonder I said it I wrote in my notes okay I left out an M uh Romo and Aman
Are making 18 million a year Collins worth 12.5 million um so that would mean Brady is twice as good as those guys yeah but point point being like so so Joe Buck and Aman have been they’re the longest tenear Duo now 22 years which is hard to believe right 22 years
Collinsworth just wrapped up his 15th season as the number one for NBC Sunday night football Romo seven season Seasons but still the wow has it been seven season s Seasons I know remember when everyone loved Romo now people the Internet only loves you for so long but
Anyway my point in saying this is it would be easy to tell olssen to be patient one of these number one gigs will open up soon enough but we don’t know that they will now one thing I will say is with you’re seeing Netflix getting into streaming live sports now
And I think we’re kind of on the verge of seeing more of you know more of what we see with Amazon’s Thursday night telecast which by the way there’s another great one there Kirk herb Street um so there could be other opportunities in that vein too where someone one of
These streaming services is willing to plunk 12 million in front of them and say you’re our guy I think I mean I think they’ll pay for somebody that has Name ID and he certainly made a name for himself I mean far beyond what he was as
A player and he was a great player but I mean I think that he has built up such a reputation as a color analyst that like I think any network would love to have have him and they’d find a spot for him so it would be a shame if Fox lost him
And I hope that’s not the case I don’t I’m not trying to like speak that into happening but I’m but I I just think like if you have talent if you have people that are skilled at their work like you’ll find you’ll find a spot for
Them you know if it if it means like having uh an additional simoc cast and will put you on a couch with your brother and you could talk I mean Greg olsson’s brother also is uh we could have an olssen cast like ESPN has the Manning cast but there you go and I
Think people would pay for that but um like who is your Mount Rushmore of best color commentators do you I mean do you care is that like a thing I agree I do care I I agree with you in that don’t get in the way of the game and just show
Me enthusiasm that that you are enjoying that you’re into this right and and I mentioned herb Street a moment ago I think this may this may surprise Brian King our fellow Alabama fan here BK probably has an opinion you can join in BK if you want yeah I I like Gary
Danielson on cbs’s you know he’s their number one color guy well now it’s not going to be CBS well CBS will be doing the Big 10 games which will be weird but yes does he did he get on my nerves sometimes D when Alabama was losing and
He’s kind of chuckling over it but what I like about him is he you can tell he’s really uh getting joy out of what he’s identifying in whether it’s offense something the offense has picked up on something that defense has picked up on and he does a really good job of finding
These little things that you wouldn’t see as just a regular Joe on your couch and explaining that to you in a way that makes you a smarter football fan yeah well that’s good do you agree with that uh sentiment BK uh I mean yeah I agree I
Agree I mean he’s not he’s not a guy I dislike he’s just not I’m not a big fan of them one a football guy I really like is and it kind of goes under the radar a lot is Charles Davis you know a Tennessee guy but I think he he always
Brings he’s got a wealth of knowledge when it comes to football college football pro football yeah and so whenever you listen to him and it you you talk about the enthusiasm he always has it and so I enjoy listening to Charles Davis yeah he’s good and and probably a little underrated uh though
He shouldn’t be um yeah I mean I for me it’s probably the typical guys I mean I herb Street wasn’t a name that initially came to mind but of course yeah right and I do like Charles Davis I think you know like moose Johns does a good job
Here at Fox um but you know it’s probably I like I do like Romo I think Aman is as solid as they come um I like that Aman will just call out silly foolish things when he sees it like talk about being authentic he kind of says
What the fan is thinking yeah he does he doesn’t pull punches and I I do like that I and I think he he’s also very conversational in his style Collinsworth is he’s you know a little bit more of a showman I know people have some strong
Opinions on him but I think he you know he’s he’s a great Gap filler uh and he’s a good laugher yeah he Chuckles I think he does his homework I like Collinsworth he doesn’t bother me at all uh I thought John Gruden was great I mean solid X’s
And O’s guy I think he sees the game uniquely um but for me it’s probably John Madden I mean yeah I just like I don’t know that anybody has ever loved football more than John Madden loved football and it it obviously came through and he was kind of he he was
Able to draw that like the cross that thing between like let me give you X’s nose let me show you with the telestrator boom and then he also obviously it was infectious the way he loved football and it came through so um yeah those are probably my guys he’s
Good yeah there’s not a huge long list of them right like at least the number one jobs there yeah I think Brady will be great you think Brady will be great BK oh yeah I think so I mean uh plus I mean got to think that the the people
That will be teaching and they’re just not going to throw him in the booth I’m sure he’s going to be going through classes have mocked games he’ll be doing with Kevin and and so he he’s going to hit the ground running I think I think the thing I’m looking forward to most is
Kind of seeing like what like maybe the real Tom is he a real human yes right like I mean not as buttoned up like you know as he grows into that position you know like a little bit more conversational a little bit more casual not putting on not trying to play TV but
Like just be real Tom Brady Talking Football like tell us what you know you know and and like show some Rapport in the booth with burkart that’s what I’m looking forward to and I hope it it happens I think it will eventually it may be a little rough out of the gates
But who knows yeah yeah 2024 season can’t get here fast enough for many reasons fox has a Super Bowl next year yeah yeah you think they time that out a little bit yeah you think so yeah most watch where’s is this back to New Orleans is that I think so is that next
Year that’s going to be quite the uh step down from Vegas but all right good well it’s Caesar’s super doome if that makes any s Caesar’s is behind everything uh BK since you’re here now can you just tell us what’s coming up in our our next segment randomizer 3,000
Break it out again it’s been a while let’s do it got your stopper ready no it’s a voice activator remember oh that’s right that’s right got that all right very good hey don’t go anywhere randomizer coming up next on the Notpot for the first time in 2024 my favorite segment returns it is time for the randomizer Chris are you ready for this the randomizer 3000 can you explain what the randomizer 3000 does let’s leave that up to producer Brian ke not only uh he bought the first edition of
The randomizer it didn’t go so well it only had like a few questions in it it it used a lot of oil the time to buy stock though because I feel like it’s taking off it used to have a stop button that we had to press here when we wanted
It to and sometimes it would keep spinning and it was really slowed The Showdown yeah kind of embarrassing yeah but you’ve upgraded now we’re at the randomizer what 3,000 we went to the 3,000 so it’s got over 3,000 questions loaded in we do not know what these
Questions are okay and then we’ll spin them you say stop and digitally the the machine will stop it’s amazing how it works okay I like it good piece of technology Brian’s impressed I’m impressed too let’s fire this puppy up and let’s get going who wants to go
First you want to go first Chris sure yeah let’s go roll it and for the first time in 2024 stop [Applause] good sto if you could spend a day talking to an animal wow 2024 it tells you I have’t now what animal would you choose and
What would you want to learn from them am I have I taken a pill or something here what is why am I talking to an animal um great question uh George The Animal steel uh did you swallow the stuffing that you ate out of the turnbuckle no um most people would think
I would say sloth probably knowing me and my love of sloths but no I don’t need to ask them questions I already know I know more about them I know more about them than they know about themselves um I would go um for for Scott’s benefit I’d say a shark I would
Want to to talk to a shark for an entire day what would you ask him well I would give it the O the opportunity to explain why it sometime very rarely uh bites a person and that you know I think we could learn that that’s not the shark’s
True intention it’s to harm us and we should well why do you want to talk to him if you already know what he’s going to tell you I feel like you just answer feel you should I feel like you should hear from the shark I well I know who I
Want to talk to but I’m surprised you want to talk to him I feel like you are kind of underscoring what my point would have been no how could I have a conversation with a shark for an entire day and it doesn’t bite me during this conversation why would you if if you
Wanted to have a conversation with him and you’re telling me what you think he’s going to tell you then why would you want to talk to him my assumption is I’ll have a recording device with me and I can record this conversation and show
It to you and say this is why sharks and the shark could explain oh you know it’s Dusk and I’m looking up and you people sometimes look like a seal and how am I to know the difference yeah and also sometimes you pee in the water and that
Attracts me too yeah I don’t think that’s true all right well obviously mine is sharks because uh I want to know what I want to learn from a shark is like how did they influence the entire media narrative around their existence to where they’ve completely propagandized the message that they’re
Mostly uh peaceful animals they are mostly peaceful that they rarely attack like who have you paid off like what is KO getting from this shark that he has to continue to to pound this message into our heads that these are mostly peaceful animals that is uh it’s a total
Lie by the way if you talk to a shark it would probably kind of like this cuz they don’t they don’t have lips so they wouldn’t be able to touch their that would be annoying especially and a hammer head you wouldn’t know which eye to look at cuz One Eye’s over here and
One’s over yeah I’m over here look did I Really they would not pass did I take your animal did I steal your animal uh is that what happened well yeah I mean I don’t know what other animals do I want to talk to I my dog I
I would like to know why my dog does a lot of things uh sniff the things he does you know jump up on the counter the way he does but yeah sharks cuz I want to get to the bottom of it I want to know why the uh the apology tour from
Every media talking head for sharks who’s calling is that a shark right now A put him through put put him through I want to talk to him it’s Drew rosenhouse about you BK what animal do you want to talk to uh man shark was a
Good one U I would want to talk to my dog and found out where in the world she took my airpods I have not seen my airpod you checked the backyard stool oh no so I’ve missed those things for months now and I’ve that they’re gone are you sure the
Dog took them oh I’m almost certain it’s got to be yeah but shark man good answ you know my I have mine connected with my phone and I can track where my airpods are have you tried that I didn’t it said it was in my house somewhere was
It where your dog was dogs lower intestine it’s uh it has turned horizontal it’s not coming out okay we’re going to need now now it’s going to cost you a big expensive surgery yeah your dog would be like can I get an appointment at the vet what else do I
Have to do here you see me dragging my back leg here for the last 3 weeks maybe if I eat his phone he’ll pay attention to me all right I’m trying to eat the TV remote now that would get my attention that would get it okay all right um good
Job next one youo yep let’s fire it up and stop if you were a ghost what location would you want to haunt well I like this one do I have to haunt is that just a kind of a show up and mess around okay okay
Um well I think it would be a place that I want to be whether I was a ghost or a human being so I’m going to say like uh give me like a a really fancy like Hawaiian resort or like a like a like an amazing Italian Villa because if I’m
Good at haunting then I’ll have the place to myself you know what I mean scare them all off yeah I think so I you know the thing with haunting is like you want to like if I was if I was a ghost I would enjoy the hunting from a from a
Humor standpoint point right right but like then there’s also the other side where there’s these weirdos that love to be like around the ghost thing they’re way too serious I would never perform for them you know what I mean like they it’s almost like they’re demanding I
Perform as a ghost what I want I I want I I would enjoy the surprise you know like when you were a kid and you jumped out and you scared your little sister or little brother whatever you know that was more fun but then like you jump
Around the corner you try to scare your dad and he’s like yeah I saw you five minutes ago like that’s no fun right would it would you feel bad though like if you scared someone horribly and they had a heart attack or fell down the stairs or something well then they could
Join me in haunting it together welcome to my Italian Villa let’s frighten these people hey you want the best view in the place let’s just scare these people out of the room this is that’s good yeah yeah I guess the question is am I a malevolent Spirit do I want to like I
Think you whatever whatever you are now which is probably I’m a friend I’m a Friendly Ghost then I I guess I’m a Friendly Ghost um usually hauntings you know it’s something that I think the ghost is that when the ghost was a person that was important to them right
So I would I would probably haunt a uh a Cinnabon you know I think that would be I think that what but you can’t eat it just be a constant teas can ghost not eat no well unless you’re Slimer Slimer could eat he was eating hot dogs he okay
If I could eat then a Cinnabon definitely and I’m waiting until I’m not going to scare anyone I’ll wait until the Staff leaves uh do you ever watch um you’d be the fattest ghost you no that’s I think ghosts can’t gain weight I think that’s the great thing that true wait
Until the Staff leaves is there a better smell than when you’re walking through an airport or a mall and the Cinnabon smell hits you there’s not there’s not a lot of great smells at the airport or the mall okay yeah well if I’m a ghost
And I can eat and not gain weight then Cinnabon okay solid BK do you got one uh I mean you kind of hit on it about it being fun I’d love just to haunt the sports office like right when Scott’s about to sit down move that chair out
From under him or okay you know pull a prankster yeah you know like that pull the computer plug out right when he’s typing scripts stuff like that you think it ever gets old like do you think it would ever not for me it wouldn’t get bored you could swipe to’s yogurt out of
The fridge I could hey you Swip my yogurt so yeah that’s that’s what I would haunt that sounds terrible haunting the place where you had to spend the worst days of your life at work no it’d be fun though wouldn’t it I guess so yeah fire up number three
I’ll get this one uh stop it’s a long one here uh if you could know everything the US government knows about alien life forms and their access to our planet what would you want to know it or would you rather not know it and live in IGN ignorance who came up with these
Questions and what uh were they on24 it’s the randomizer it’s a new very sci-fi heavy uh yeah that’s a silly question of course I would want to know it I’m I’m naturally curious I’m a I’m a journalist yeah I would want to know it although I don’t think it would be very
Revealing I don’t think they know much honestly but yeah I would have want to know uh yeah what does the US government know come on you think that there’s first of all I don’t believe in aliens do you think that what could they possibly know that we would not have
Found out you know what I mean you think that there’s like a spaceship like in like a back shed in Arizona that’s covered with a Dusty old bed sheet like your Granddaddy’s Bui like that’s not happening they might have why do they have these classified briefings then if
It’s if they have nothing it’s all a dog and pony show Chris that’s what they’re doing what what what I want to know is what they know about us that’s what I want to know yeah we are the aliens I think that like our culture is so like
Numb to anything um like like weird and unorthodox that like like in two weeks like we would have you know aliens would it would be just so unimpressive I mean they just be walking around like the first week it be like wow and then it’s like okay there they’re still here did
You see that aliens Tik Tok that was that was so lame so crazy yeah no I that’s why I’m saying like it’s yeah I I don’t believe alien I don’t believe in aliens I don’t believe they have anything that is conclusive um so would
I want to know if they if there was sure but I’m going to say um no I don’t want to know because I don’t want to play their game I don’t want to be drawn into the game and then now I gotta you know you may you constructed some spaceship
At a h Hollywood studio they would not they wouldn’t stage anything no yeah I would want to know though okay next one oh what about ubk oh I’d want to know definitely definitely know do you think do you believe in aliens uh yeah it’s it’s yeah why not
Universe in the conventional in the conventional sense I mean have do I believe aliens have visited Earth no no do I no I don’t believe that but well wait how can you how can you say that they exist but they’ve never visited Earth all right what why would you draw the line right
There but they haven’t been here I think he’s saying the universe is a vast Place well obviously I mean the nearest galaxy to us drama to Galaxy right it’s a million light years away from us so what we’re seeing from that Galaxy right now was a million
Years ago so if an alien in that ESS yeah is seeing our planet what they’re seeing is something that happened a million years ago there was nobody on here so yeah there’s no so you’re saying they have no reason to visit us yet CU they don’t know we’re
Here unless we’re their pets and they’re controlling us and we’re just nothing but a big experiment for them oh boy oh well if if that’s the case then they’ll be very disappointed to know that their pets pets ate their pets airpods that’s right is that is that how that goes yeah
Do you think that they want to communicate with us is that the whole point they communicate in crop circles but we speak English you know what I mean so like it’s kind of like the earlier questioning of if you could talk to an animal and have a conversation
That’s what they’re they’re trying to communicate with this man I feel like even I feel like if the government showed us something um that people just like anything any elected person says now some people would believe it and some people wouldn’t it wouldn’t matter what kind of evidence you showed so I
Don’t know that it would do any good even if like a an actual like a bigheaded alien yeah cuz you just said they were going to Stage some something You’ say oh you made I wouldn’t believe it anyway yeah no one would believe it no yeah so show us whatever you got we
Won’t believe it anyway all right yeah may do a reboot on this randomizer that was out there all right you want one more L assd less assd the next time this my turn yes uh stop no boy what if you found out there was another Earth out there the complete mirror goly
Of our very own planet in every way and that there was another you that existed on it would you want to meet the second U uh would I want to meet the second me well or maybe it’s the first I guess we don’t know uh I will say no
Um because I’ll know that he’ll also say no and I want to be the first to say no so I don’t come across as the more desperate me you know what I mean like if he said I want to meet you then I would say I I would wait a long time I
Wouldn’t respond immediately and then I would say you know what I’m just a little too busy right now so I’m I’m sorry this version of me has more going on and then I if I know me like I think I know me that will drive him crazy and
Um yeah so that’s I would say no I don’t need to meet me I already know me what if the other you is slightly different though has a great mustache and you’re like oh I could look a lot better if I had a great mustache well that would be
It would be interesting to look at but again I my whole thing I want to be the better of the two M so I want him to know his place and I I have I don’t have enough time for him that would be very frustrating if if the other U was like
You know slightly like didn’t have like whatever it is your sorry me I just got too much going on but he would know that I was also lying about having too much going on but I think he would be frustrated by that he knows you and he
Should be frustrated Petty as I am uh I would want to meet the other me you know I I would just want to see um how I look through another mi’s eyes and also well I could just take a picture of you right now no it’s not the same I I would want
To um you know I’d like to meet the other me and then that sounds like a country song I would like to meet the other me and harvest his organs just in case the like they’re better you know we were talking last week about cryogenically freezing heads like that’s
I would take the other me Lop off his head save his head in case anything ever happens to my head okay what if he has the same intentions for you and now you end up killing each other well one of us we’re not going to die at the same time
One of us has to Win It Could Happen what if he is scheming the same thing what if he is on his own version of this podcast now saying the same thing yeah see that’s it’s better not to even go there I got to get to him do you even
Know what you’re capable of I don’t know what I’m capable of yeah what if he does though what if he knows Krav Mah or something yeah you’re right I probably shouldn’t meet this other me yeah BK do you want to meet you in another planet
Sure sure I’d love to meet me do you think you guys would get along I think so I’d ask him how he handled life you know having always why would you need to ask him that you already kind of know right he’s no but because I mean we all
Have our different experiences I mean I’d check his feet to see if he had curved toes and then we’d have that common thing hey life hey yeah he’s like no I’m fabulously wealthy simply because I don’t have curved toe that would I know everything was up looking up for me I’m a foot
Model I made all my money being a foot model it would be frustrating if like you met the other U and everything was equal except the other U had a super hot wife and you’re like where did what happed what kind of conversation you trying to drag
Us into I know I am the one with the super hot wife I’m just well or in my case any wife at all but you know what I mean like there’s that one thing and like all well there is a chance that the the other version of you is better at
Everything that you wish you were better at and that would drive you crazy wouldn’t it would you’d say what’s wrong with me this Mimi that that other me is very good what went wrong for Mimi where did where did I go wrong right and then you start blaming family members that
You think had something tangentially to do with your dysfunction you would you would be incapable of moving forward You’ only be Looking Backward at all the areas where you could have been the did I go wrong yeah be like and then you live in regret that’s no way to live
You’re right I don’t want to meet this guy I don’t want either just take take it for me just assume he’s more miserable than you are yeah yeah we don’t need a that should make you feel better I already do this was a good therapy session very good that was fun b
K do we have any more oh we’re done man that’s it hey uh lay off the hard drugs there when coming random questions were out of this world man this is completely randomizer I may do control all delete on this bad that was fun we love the
Randomizer and uh we love this week’s show hopefully you got a little bit more insight in what’s going on in the NFL world and what’s next here at Fox and um the animals that Chris and I agree on but for totally different reasons totally different reasons let’s let the
Sharks explain themselves yeah well they need to answer for more than a few things all right until the next time we are on there are no off Days
