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[Laughter] hey guys welcome to golfit except it’s Minecraft as of August 18th 2023 golfit is officially out 6 years I’ve been playing this goddamn game and it wasn’t even out yet it’s been Early Access since I was fetus I have 172 hours played on golf it and it

Wasn’t even out yet it wasn’t even technically done D dude you’re you’re you’re like the most hardcore beta tester ever dude I am like the Tiger Woods of golfit isn’t Tiger Wood’s one of the best golfers of all time not someone who’s found the most golf courses and played the longest hours I

Didn’t say what I maybe I’m just really good at sleeping with other people’s wives and I’m just good at finding golf at Ms I mean that would be pretty sick dud I’m excited to play this because I’m like on the verge of losing my voice because I’ve been playing Command and

Conquer your’s revenge for the last you yelling were you hollering yeah was commanding and conquering have you really been playing it for the last few days well with you like I I can’t scream as soon as I try to as soon as I try to ah I’m definitely going to use that to

My advantage in the title Vanos is dying last gaming session ever yeah I have yeah I have I’m terminally ill yeah this is Evan’s last golfit session ever this February careful I have nothing to lose now this is going to be the best gol version of Evan

Yet what I’m just not going to talk yeah [ __ ] y’all I’m forcing this we’re in look at all of our different little helmets and stuff together we look like the world’s worst superhero wrong with my throat you I’m getting sick from Evan already it’s contagious you only get the

Sickness if you play if you command and Conquer dude if you command and Conquer while it’s rainy weather about to command that oven to make my pizza later oh [ __ ] I’m going to conquer it I’m going to come in it no command and come in Ander oh come

On why do you need armor golfin we’re playing Minecraft that’s true oh you got gold armor I get it yeah I don’t understand I get it no that’s that that makes sense oh that buzz what happens if I go down here that buzz too oh this map is awesome

This the right hole hell I don’t even know where yeah yeah yeah is that the right hole me right before I slip it in someone’s ass no that’s my belly button oh [ __ ] oh no what is that is that one of them mock oh no would [ __ ] you [ __ ] that was me what

Did I do you hit my ball I didn’t even it worked out I didn’t even touch you on my screen oh this careful now this ain’t easy damn it damn it too soft man too soft I hate it when my balls are soft and pliable like silly puppy

God sometimes I like to press them on newspaper and make imprints I hope you don’t have a child did you guys never play with silly putty I did no but not like there were like not like there were balls you would little F sacks out of them okay oh man Marcel you’re not

Having a good day with hey hey bro bro it’s a new [ __ ] system I don’t know what’s going on this is like a whole new game this is crazy I mean that’s my excuse what kind of biome did I just discover yeah why is everything so pixelated the [ __ ] is

This everything is just green bro I can’t tell what part of the green I’m supposed to be on this green or that green are we ar we supposed to go up top oh yeah you’re supposed to roll up top you’re supposed to roll up top or so

Just move a little 11 you’re in the shagun I’ll go around you I’m just going to shoot it into this blue [ __ ] because I know that usually counts as a hole boom boom boom boom it did what what I’m so good sounded crazy high I’m not actually yes I will be when we’re

Done and that pizza’s getting [ __ ] still oh yeah yeah seven is can I thread that can I thread that needle yeah oh it’s kind of tight though yeah got this I don’t like it look at that oh like he had a sniper rifle wait went yeah

Actually you did it but you got to go less what what are you reset dead I wanted you [ __ ] satisfaction doing you can’t do it dude you can’t do it see you gave up see you’re not a cool enough cuz you were talking sh you were talking [ __ ] so I

Reset he’s trying to amp you up you usually get amped up I hear a zombie I’m back well that one swimming away the light doesn’t really help I’m going to be honest Mountain that [ __ ] you [ __ ] he the fu am I doing wrong turn that zombie into one of your slaves

Marel make him meet my ass oh my [ __ ] look at there’s some diamonds in that chest what am I doing wrong no you got to go you got to angle it you got to angle a little bit to the left there yeah yeah yeah now do I hit him or not

Yes H the zombie right the eyes [ __ ] Evan told me Evan told me myself Evan do it do it again [ __ ] make your own decisions dude here you go EV told me to do it no I didn’t I said make your own decisions okay I’m going

In I’m going in I’m going going in marel I’m going in the chest I’m not going to mess with you anymore I’m sorry is it is it is it is it black month yet yes it is black month oh I’m sorry why did he give black

People the shortest month of the year is that racist cuz they still really don’t respect him yeah you think about that myself they give you the shortest month that’s [ __ ] there’s 29 days this year s year Still Still shorter no matter what why are you saying it like you’re happy about it though

No what are you talking about dude I love black wishing it was only black history day why does it sound like you’re you’re grinning about it I love black months my favorite month whicha wi like what’s the what’s the what’s the correct way of saying that word because

It sounds like you’re saying it different every single time I am I’m trying to see if there’s one of them that works the pronunciation that works in the past was witch Kai yeah the CID the Tor witch I give up go go Arrow go going give up it

Almost worked but I fell into lava and now I am dead you didn’t even have a water bucket it’s a Minecraft joke yeah it’s a Minecraft joke guys time to get a whome joke in here after all the the straight up heus [ __ ] we’ve been saying

What are you talking about it was family familyfriendly humor yeah this is so family friendly as long as you hate your family yeah what what happens if we go in there where right I don’t know you want to find out find out I in the is so

Noisy I know dude they’re so loud oh oh dude this is CRA okay this is sick you should do it Marcel’s really cool in there you should EV shut up what what month is Asian month Evan there is no Asian month that I’m aware of there isn’t really H

Will we pick a month right now I think you could do it you could do it okay I think Asians I could leave you could be in charge of that [ __ ] I think Asian should get me me this is some horse D I’m going try this oh imagine doing that

In an actual golf in PGA Tour let me try this you turn around just [ __ ] fire at the stands bounce it off some lady de Deborah’s forehead oh whopping 22 oh my God it’s a Creer it’s A’s going to go first my made a course oh that is sick that is

Oh that is dope it even made a big hole wow that’s the most impressive thing I’ve ever seen on golfin oh nice Panda yeah oh [ __ ] why why why why have you forsaken the almighty gol father almighty gol I remember that quote too Anthony I remember that

Quote our feather who golfs in heaven Hallowed Be My Club I got you hey look at that what a guy what what a guy than there it is thank you for my reparation I did it on purpose I did it on purpose thank you for reparation you have to go in the

Nether yes we’re going in the nether that’s actually finish the whole ne ne dies Netherland come on damn who no way my God oh my God way my God give it to me there is no there actually is no way [ __ ] yeah that that is near impossible oh no hard no little harder

And me oh that’s good that’s potential God oh my God oh my god dude that was perfect oh God damn and I [ __ ] I slipped it on that one I felt like you put the most efforted to that one would have flopped it’s like staying

Soft your first time you have sex what I didn’t have sex the first time I was soft how were you soft the first time you had sex cuz like you like you’d overthink it you overthink it you’d be like you what I do dude what do I do man

And you overthink it and then you just can’t get hard cuz you’re thinking so much I don’t how do you operate this thing I don’t think I’ve ever been as hard as I was when I had sex for the first time you just try to chase that

Boner every time you have no gas station dick pill will ever replace that this is crazy oh [ __ ] we’re actually in the nether where the [ __ ] the how do how do we do this right like this boom kapuya whataya K what Cay it’s very simple it’s

Very simple it’s a lot simpler than what you guys nola nola stop reset to the beginning no he know he could have got it right there but okay now wait now wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait go back through the

Nether to the portal but like at an angle what the [ __ ] are you doing to me right now hit the hit the portal at an angle oh there’s like there’s a tube that leads right to the hole see that yeah how the [ __ ] you get the tube I miss

Tube I mean no was right there I heard the noise I heard the noise oh wait don’t don’t give up for the miracle happen back you are popcorn oh all right beautiful that was amazing I’m going for that hole over there I’m going to stick my penis in it no [ __ ] I’m

Putting my dick in that [ __ ] oh I bounced it off the space off this is the gayest golf session ever I can turn it up a notch if you want no put on my fuzzy it’s not game on oh oh my god do it get in the

Hole usually it only takes me four strokes to finish but this one took me eight what is this sex confession video going on right now so I just feel comfortable with you guys you’re like my therapists honestly it’s it’s been a pretty regular goit session oh that’s

Not where I wanted to go where the [ __ ] are we supposed to go we’re leaving the the the nether No you [ __ ] oh well I did it too yeah that makes it much better Panda you hit me out and you’re like well I did it too that’s like suicide bomber being like well I died too why are you guys complaining We’re All in This Together guys you’re right

Oh my God I did it for you and the 10,000 virgins but mostly them what if I just launch it through this little hole over here is there is there a secret isn’t saying that big girl so is there a secret hole there is there is a no no no no

There is a secret hole there is a secret hole like is the I’ve heard about heard Tales secret hole Nole let’s hear about it uh I don’t know where it is do you want me to go find a secret hole I think he’s talking about the actual map I

Think you guys are talking about two different things yeah I’m talking about the map I okay there’s an Easter egg that wasn’t clear to me well yeah this this conversation did build up to a different conclusion oh oh you made it oh oh it’s a water wait what is that over there did

You see that it was like a tower yeah that’s what I’ve been trying to get to but it it won’t let me where’s the [ __ ] egg oh the game is over close game guys I ran out of creepy Steve guy the flag unlocked Uganda flag well

Done Evan you are right you are the winner Uganda totally didn’t let you win because you’re dying yeah congratulations this like a make a wish video you got to play with us you’re dying wish yeah I don’t even know that this is a ho inone map but we can fire it up and

See what happens do we want to bump the time limit up or we good yeah I can do 230 3 what about what about 1 hour an hour a nice hour y you guys want to play 18 hours 18 NOS one hour each dude it was

Dude the back nine hours was uh a lot of fun let’s do this the high score belongs to flui that the guy that made the map oh no um sorry if we’re going to hear rage from Evan it’s going to be in this one that’s fine

I want to hear it I want to hear that voice crack I’m calm break like an old structure for a building this is this is off season there you [ __ ] yeah there he is I knew you got a hole in one sound a little too excited I I I would never get

A a a a shout of encouragement from Marcel unless he’s yeah yeah wait you changed to did you change your ball color I did I’m the golden poop I like your Rainbow though that’s pretty sick I’m not going to lie I like that yeah actually marel you’re kind of

Taking a lot of boxes here you got gay month with your Rainbow Brown so that’s black history month and you’ve got yellow poop on your head yeah you get I did it your ball could be signed by Netflix and 22 Wow Wow you went from one to shut up no I can see the scoreboard sorry I didn’t think we can all see it I forced it is he here I don’t know if he left oh no he’s here there you go there you go that’s all

Right shut the [ __ ] up I don’t want any encouragement out of you a I really want to give you encouragement though then stop then stop this one’s going to go I hope you do terrible oh my God does that make is that better I just want you to be quiet oh there’s something

I see it all makes sense why did you just reset that my man you were falling in the hole I wasn’t it’s okay it’s very mature of you very mature of you to accept de feat from that I know which battles I can win in news he’s like in his mind he’s like

Relax Anthony it’s black hisory month let him have it let him have it let have it let him have it yes dude this makes me dizzy while [ __ ] twisting and turning yeah I felt like VR to me and I thought I was doing so much better than third [ __ ] oh that’s

A person there it is dude I don’t even know what you’re laughing about but I love you laugh I don’t even know what you be sounds like you’re being tickled call me Panda there’s something about a YouTuber releasing a tickle me anything that just is not good tickler we should have released sex

Toys what Adam and Eve wait wait how’ you get to that conclusion tickle me tickling cuz he said he said a YouTuber tickle toy and I was like sex toys boom problem solved go on Amazon and you buy this kit called a clone your Willie and

Then boom we’re good to go wait you want to sell Vanos crew dildos yeah hell yeah dude can you imagine if mine had the little panda hat on it all right I’m not having that be the thumbil I’m not going to lie this is kind of an easy one boys just a nice

Simple this is everyone should get a hold on here I didn’t crazy if you don’t ever think it the game works Jee well the two minorities didn’t get a hole in one oh that’s [ __ ] how did that happen got this Evan you cut off finish the woo more like a w there we

Go only need the white people got a hold in One D the little transition from hole to gol to be a little bit of a white man’s game the the greatest golf of all time is a black man but then a white woman ruined it what do you call 50

White people chasing a black man the PGA Tour I love it I do I do I do remember hearing that the early 2000s you’ve never heard that joke before Evan yeah dude that was like it was I heard it in a movie got to hit it a certain way

Where it goes into the hole Yeah that’s no no no no no no oh wait yeah there it is yep and please keep rolling that’s Str that one has some on it oh that one actually hurt it sounded like it did yay that was awesome God damn game it’s

Like this one is weird bro oh oh yeah Whata whataa there’s only one more hole oh yeah we’ve had so much Fun let’s see where see where we land wish that was sound boarded ooh oh that that was a fun hole Yeah any hole would be fun at this point in time I I can’t I came that was a fun hole [Laughter] right after Yelp review I finished how

Was it it was a fun hole I’m unironically going to say that I had a great time with that hole oh my God so perfect is that isn’t that a nice hole beautiful a thank you I’ve enjoyed every hole with G today it was indeed nice putting my ball in

Holes with you guys they they updated it so like the crown doesn’t fit on my head the way I used to oh that’s [ __ ] dude Oh no you’re right [ __ ] [ __ ] still looks like an orgasming rabbit didn’t up that D don’t everybody distance girl I’m doing these things all for you I’m ready to risk it girl I’m RK it off you get out a distance girl and doing these things feel