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Super Bowl 58 Recap and fastest 2 minutes. We talk about the game from all angles and how absurd Patrick Mahomes is. We recap the end of our Las Vegas week with some great stories and then finish with Who’s back of the week.
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Yeah yeah I finished it on today’s part of my take Super Bowl 58 in the books we’re going to talk about the entire game the Kansas City Chiefs Dynasty has begun they win in overtime which was a slow game to start but became an instant classic in the end
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The chief’s defense in the first half as Christian needs to watch his own feet after getting them into Pay Dirt William Henry Harrison bucker has kept the commander and Chiefs alive for the last 31 days as he finally got Kansas City on the scoreboard to end the half and we go
Into half Time Jake at halim the score was only 103 as Usher took the stage after both offenses clearly told each other I just want to take it nice and slow into the break only 30 minutes left in the season that’s ludicrous take that rewind it back to September that is the
Chiefs and Niners would take it to the locker room with the homies trying to get a little LV i i dub and a TD as L John took the stage Andy reading k Shanahan were spending their time how to draw up another round of shots shots
Shots to the end zone TouchDown for what yeah touch down for what that was your half time report just two more quarters until we find out who would be making love in this Vegas club hey love in this Vegas club hey later tonight back to the
Fellows we go thank you Jake very cool great work Jake back to the second half action where the game turned when Ray Ray you you get off of McCloud out fumbled the ball and rolled the stone right over to the Chiefs giving them a 1310 lead the ners answered but Jake
Moody kicked it into the title of chaos as the ball said hit me in Vegas tradition both teams wanted to play as we head to overtime where Kyle Jew crack that Soulja Boy check copied Travis Kel’s whole flow word for word bar for bar but the nighters only got three and
Left too much time on the clock for Patrick momes Patrick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick momes it was actually unlimited Time Boom the Chiefs drove down the field and the last play in Super Bowl 58 it was a hard man no not every American watching Taylor Swift
On their TV she’s hot Miko who scored the game-winning touchdown as Patrick Mahomes said hey 49ers you got a real pretty mouth now I’m going to bend you over and watch you squeal like a pig Chiefs 25 ners 22 and that was Super Bowl 58 fastest 2 minutes brought to you by
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The books and the Kansas City Chiefs are your backto back Super Bowl champions first time since 20045 they’ve done it again Patrick Mahomes is inevitable anybody here bet against Patrick Mahomes in this game that me that was dumb you were smart you were smart well you know when to stop chasing
It and just lean into it you you are literally if you can’t beat him join them yeah it was it was a moment where I was like you know what I gone through so much pain going against this guy he is inevitable and I don’t care how this
Chiefs team has looked all year it’s playoffs it’s different they’ve reached their final form of being the dynastic New England Patriots because they are Dynasty now three and five back to back have the opportunity to get three in a row which nobody’s ever done yep they’ve
They’ve uh wait has anyone done that no wait no no yeah the Steelers did the two and then two two two yeah you’re right be I would actually go as far as to say if they don’t get three in a row it’s a failure yeah I’d agree he’s a bust but
Uh they did it the the Chiefs have won again uh he is inevitable the chief’s defense was incredible but it what I was going to say is they’ve reached their final form of having a season a regular season where everyone said these aren’t the same Chiefs they’ve made mistakes
They don’t have pass catchers then they get to the playoffs and they do what they do in the playoffs and that’s win games tough games games they win different ways and then the perfect cherry on top and we said this when it happened earlier in the season we said
That the Chiefs are becoming the Patriots because mikole Harman getting back on the Chiefs after being on the Jets is exactly what the Patriots would do where their players go Scurry around the NFL suck and then come back and they’re good again and he scores the game-winning touchdown in overtime to
Beat the San Francisco 49ers kind of like sending your kid to military school they they go there and they’re like oh man this sucks yeah when I get home I’m going to act right I’m going to behave myself and you got back also shout out
To M Hardman for we all remember in Hard Knocks y when O The Mentalist was on there and he uh he said that it was going to be his team which was the Jets at the time over the 49ers in the Super Bowl Oz’s prophecy comes true so never
Doubt the man again I’ve got some fun mome stats uh first is that he now has 15 postseason wins yeah that puts him one behind Joe Montana yeah and then Tom Brady obviously 35 quite a bit of distance there he is 28 years old he’s he’s got he he’s played six season he’s
Third all time in wins and third all time in Super Bowls he playoff wins he is also the record holder for most quarterback rushing yards in Super Bowls whoa already that’s crazy pretty and it’s kind of appropriate cuz there was that one play that they ran tonight it
Was the uh the keeper on the option yeah and he took off and then he got pissed off afterwards and at that point as somebody who was betting against Patrick Mahomes I knew I [ __ ] up it was actually the play before that he got even more pissed off when he like he it
Was a third and two and he had to run through a couple 49ers and I said at the moment I was like I think he just woke up yeah that’s right the next play was the keeper he had the scowl on when he got off cuz he got contact and then I
Was like well this this whole thing is [ __ ] he he was uh this is a weird stat that doesn’t really like the the sample size is pretty small probably but it’s still kind of cool uh in the last 30 years there have there’s never been a quarterback to go eight for eight or
Better with 27 plus rushing yards in a dve in a single drive in any game regular season or postseason Patrick Mahomes did that in the overtime of the Super Bowl it’s crazy he I have some more crazy Mahomes stats I we we we’re going to talk about everything else in
The game because I think the Chiefs defense was out of this world good and Brock py was not bad and we’ll get to all of it but some more mome stats Hank let me know if any of these you get you want to just chime in at any point okay
Okay all right Patrick Mahomes has started 96 games in the NFL the Chiefs have only lost three of them by more than one score that’s pretty crazy that is crazy yeah that’s pretty crazy um so and the year six so Mahomes is year he’s in his sixth year he is three for six
50% of the years he’s been a starting quarterback he’s won a Super Bowl uh he is three for six in super Bowl appearances or no sorry yeah three for six in Super Bowl no four for four for six yeah Super Bowl appearances uh and he’s six for six in Conference
Championship Game appearances all of these statistically ahead of Brady in terms of percentages uh Pat go ahead I got a couple too yes he is uh since 2019 he’s 5- one when trailing by 10 or more points at any point in the playoffs the
Rest of the NFL is 6 and 48 in that same scenario he also is the first quarterback in NFL history to win a Super Bowl with the biggest cap hit in the NFL yeah so he’s even bigger than the salary cap this was the year to get
Him uh had to have jaizelle on Deck to make his salary lower yeah kind of Mickey Mouse titles he also uh made Trey Aman uh look like maybe the worst tweet of all time uh this is from September 2019 uh the athletic Kansas City said in case you missed it Patrick Mahomes has
Thrown 36% % of troyan’s career touchdowns in about 8% of the games Troy ikman quote treated and said in case you miss it this uh talk to me when he has 33% of my Super Bowl titles so it’s five years later he has 100% of Troy Aikman’s
Super Bowl titles y that’s brutal that’s a brutal quote tweet uh he is on the path to being is he on the path the greatest the greatest absolutely undia I think now we need to raise the bar and be like will he be the goat goat like the we have to
Start comparing to Michael Jordan and Muhammad Ali yeah yeah we should have that debate I’m sure skip bis is ready to do it yeah but yeah we need to elevate that conversation past Tom Brady is he right now Patrick Mahomes is on Pace to be the greatest athlete of all
Time he’s got six years and he’s a hall of no doubt first ballot Hall of Famer if he retired tomorrow which I love doing those y but it’s the truth that’d be wild if he did yeah yeah I would definitely do that if I was Patrick Mahomes because then everyone would just
Take your current stat yeah like what if this guy kept playing yeah we could we could have won them all every single year because it does feel like that at this point yeah where Patrick momes again a year where it felt like the chiefs were a lesser than version it was
Wide open everyone talked about the AFC being you know all these incredible quarterbacks and obviously injuries happen but it doesn’t take anything away from the Chiefs going through the gauntlet getting back to the top of the mountain they’ve won back-to-back championships and it felt like it
Watching that that game cuz PFT you did mention at the top that you did bet against Mahomes and you and Brandon it was it was so nice being on the other side of it for once where you guys just kept on saying well this is going to
Suck because it’s momes it was the last drive to end the game uh the the regulation it was the last Drive in overtime it was just he didn’t even play that great to start the game he was kind of off he had that weird interception to start the second half where he either
Didn’t throw it to Travis Kelce or completely overthrew Travis Kelce and then from that point on he was Patrick Mahomes the best quarterback in the world just doing whatever every big play you felt like he was going to get whether it be with his feet or a pass
And he’s back there he’s done it again three titles in six years as a starter is [ __ ] insane it is incredible and it did feel in inevitable there were about four times in the game when I knew I was [ __ ] and I did a really good job
Of just putting myself into a delusional state not thinking about it not thinking about the fact that I was taking the ners against Patrick Mahomes and uh on the drive into the office it hit me and I was like what have I done yeah like
This is this is going to be dumb but I’m going to ride with it I’m going to ride and pie yeah to your point py was not bad he wasn’t great but he wasn’t bad he didn’t turn the ball over no he wasn’t the reason they lost and he yeah it was
Patrick M it wasn’t I never felt watching that game I you could point to a couple things raver McLoud who it wasn’t he should have fallen on the ball it wasn’t a straightup fumble by him because it actually had hit a player’s uh leg a Niners player leg so he had to
Try to get it yeah Ray McLoud was a huge pivotal swing because the Chiefs couldn’t do anything on offense that happens they score the next play all of a sudden the Chiefs are up and you’re like the Niners have been outplaying them because the whole first half it
Felt like the ners were the better team but I never it never felt like the ners were playing so poorly that it was like damn I can’t believe they did this or that it was just the game is tight and Patrick Mahomes will have the ball at
Some point and there’s nothing you can do about that like he beat the like he beat the ners in the end and it’s not like man the ners how could you do this or your game plan it wasn’t a raven situation where their game plan sucked or bills where their defense failed them
Or even a dolphins where there a no- show it was just Patrick Mahomes is the best in the world and when you ran through all those teams that they beat they did beat maybe that was the hardest path to the Super Bowl of all time I think Aaron shat said it was gva
Toughest Super Bowl uh in terms of the four teams they beat so not frauds not frauds at all chiefs not frauds this is we’re glazing them listen we’re they have to be glazing just won the Super Bowl we’re equal opportunity glazers we’re going to glaze the [ __ ] out of the
Kansas City Chiefs because they’re very good they did it actually the cadarius Tony being inactive that’s when I should have known I was I quot treated I was hoping it was going to be like I could I could justify betting against Patrick Mahomes and betting on Brock pie if
Cadarius Tony was going to be on there cuz you could look back at the season be like Kadarius Tony on the Chiefs that’s like them the chiefs were taking batting practice they were taking warm-up Swings with a leted donut on and then they take then they get rid of them and now
They’re hitting the ball 450 450 feet to straightaway center field yeah they were it was it was uh it was expert mode they were basically like hey no one has done uh no one has gone back to back since the 0405 Patriots why don’t we try to do
It with cadarius Tony again let’s do with Tony we’re going to give the ball to Miko Hardman inside the 10 very frequently for no real reason yeah U we’re going to have what some people were saying could have been the biggest distraction in NFL history going on
Throughout the entire year and uh we’re just going to still win anyways yeah we’re do everything hard the hardware do you think he even like goes the ring ceremony I think he should have a ring ceremony of his own tonight yeah pop the question yeah cadarius Tony yeah congratulations Super Bowl champion hus
Tony I I could imagine a world where they show up to the Afterparty and Tony’s there and he’s just like you know what I’m GNA ask Taylor Swift to marry me yeah take your shot hey I got a Super Bowl ring get a Super Bowl ring he’s on
Cloud9 he is he is a world champion so Shad Hut cadarius it it the the other part that needs to be mentioned for the Chiefs and we’ll get to the ners but uh Steve Spagnola incredible incredible we knew it we knew it going in that he was
Going to have a game plan for him he’s the first coordinator to win uh offensive or defensive to win four Super Bowls so he’s won these last three with the Chiefs and then the one uh with the Giants in ‘ 07 it was like everyone went into this game saying well what about
Chris mcaffrey because the Ravens didn’t run but if they had it would have been different they held Chris mcaffry at 3.6 yards per carry which is his lowest of the Season he had a couple explosive plays the one in overtime where it was a pass BR Brock py made a great play he
Was spags was dialing up all the perfect blitzes it felt like even though the Niners had some nice drives it felt like the chief’s defense after the first you know maybe there was like what that first drive when the when the um Niners fumbled after that it felt like
Everything was difficult for the ners and they were going to at least make him earn it yeah and spags is he’s out of this world good like it’s crazy to have a defensive coordinator and that good and be able to keep him because he’s already failed as a head coach maybe he
Doesn’t want to coach again as a head coach and be able to have that and like that unit has just become so so good and they were phenomenal again this this year and the Super Bowl Chris Jones was awesome too Chris Jones was just leaking through that line all night long he’s a
Closer does he get does Chris Jones get a a like escalator in got million he got a million I think so either he got a million I think he going to get 2 million I think if he won Super Bowl MVP God which I if he was like half a step
Closer on a couple plays you could maybe make that argument but it was always going to go to Mahomes but yeah Chris Jones he made himself a lot of money in this off season yes I’ll put it that way so he’s a free agent right I think he’s
A free agent again and they might franchise tag him again again and then maybe he’ll hold out again yeah lerus sne is a free agent but we shouldn’t do that to the Chiefs right now because that’s they deserve I mean they’re a dynasty yeah their Dynasty so Hank we’ve been
Glazing you bet on the Chiefs I did bet on the Chiefs like I I bet on the Chiefs knowing I was doing it simply because I didn’t want to be sitting here right now saying I didn’t bet on Patrick Mahomes as Underdog in the Super Bowl uh and I’m
Not even gonna say the Brock pry part because Brock py played well but I was like I can’t I can’t do this to myself again I was in my heart of hearts still wanted the ners to Win It was kind of an insurance plan of I think I know exactly
How this is going to go and it went exactly how it was going to go might as well win some money with it yeah I did the same thing and I still I mean on the stream you can watch it you and Dave were you know emphatically rooting for
The Chiefs and I I couldn’t even get myself to root for them I was rooting against them the whole time just being like like get a third down stop get a third down stop get a third down stop and I live bet them at at halftime like
I won I won I won one prop bet and was like again the Chiefs are going to win this game there’s no way no way they don’t just praying that my mush could could lead them to lose MH and it just wasn’t even close to enough Mahomes
Played out of his mind Legacy Drive after Legacy Drive it was close to being enough it did go to overtime yeah and and which makes it worse we were we were very confused for a little bit at the start of overtime because the Niners hit that drive down the field took like what
Seven and a half minutes off the clock yeah and then we said there’s no chance it’s going to happen but hypothetically what if the Chiefs also go on a very long drive and they don’t score before the end of the first overtime period Well the answer ended up being that it
Wouldn’t matter they would just continue that drive in the second what’s the point my question why is there a clock in overtime then yes you guys were were gaslighting me to a point not not intentionally gas you asking questions doubt cuz I kept on screaming it’s a new game it doesn’t matter it
Doesn’t matter and then you you guys kept on saying but what about the clock and I thought holy [ __ ] what if they’re right and this game just ends that would have been the funniest ending to a Super Bowl if Andy Reid did not know that constraint and they were driving down
The field and the clock ran out and they were like at the four yard line I think micole Harman didn’t know that they won the Super Bowl but judging by his reaction when he caught the pass I think he he didn’t really celebrate he blacked
Out when he caught the pass I think he was surprised that he caught it yeah it was um yeah the the the chiefs were just they just even down 103 at half I don’t know if you guys felt this way but I was like and it obviously got a little hairy
To start the half because they they come out and they they have that bad pitch play to Isaiah Peko and then Mahomes throws an interception but I was like the Chiefs kind of like if as long as the Chiefs are within one score they’re going to win this game and once they
Start connecting with Kelce then that was another over [ __ ] moment where okay in the first half Kelsey didn’t do [ __ ] besides assault Andy Reid on the side he asked Andy about that in the post game he was like I know you guys caught that on camera um I was just off
Balance and he got me he’s got a new hip’s got a new hip that’s that makes even worse and so he’s blaming himself for it this is not this is not a good pattern of behavior I mean you should you have to wonder yeah elder abuse I so
I think it was a bad clip for Travis Kelce but I think it turns out to be good in History because in the first half he had one catch for one yard and in the second half he had seven catches for 85 yards yeah so he probably if you
Can actually blame Travis Kelce for anything he probably should have assaulted Andy Reid earlier violence works yeah that’s what we took away from this he probably should have just punched him in the nose and been like wake the [ __ ] up dude I’m Travis Kelce also it would have been I I don’t know
What would have happened if they had lost the fact that they won it’s now like look at these fiery guys this is just how they communicate with each other if they lost it would been they would have been so pissed off oh big time Big Time um what you going to say
Hank no T wouldn’t be great if they lost I was getting some cooked up also the Dre Greenlaw thing it’s like you can’t that was brutal that sodfa it again going onto the field after a punt so brutal so so bral he was like jumping up
In the air getting amped up and then he planted boom Achilles popped and they brought out the smallest injury card of all time for Dre where he looked at he was like I’m just going to ride shotgun yeah I’m not going to sit in the back of
This thing give me the oxx cord I’ll sit up front the guy’s got a torn Achilles and you’re like yeah let’s make him sit shotgun yeah made no sense you had a guy in a in in some khakis sitting in the back seat all comfortable it’s actually
A a zip car ambulance and you’re going to have to drive it yourself Dre yeah it was it was really strange but yeah the [ __ ] sad father ated again um I’m just going to blame I’m going to blame everybody do it but I’m really I’m the
One to blame although it was tough after the game watching you just like sink into the couch yeah um we got a stew in it I’ve been there many times I gave out people aren’t talking about the fact I gave out the sharpest pick of the night
No doinks yeah and there were so many so many dink opportunities no I think there were 10 uh combined extra points and field goals not one even came close to hitting the uprights except Moody’s if if that didn’t get blocked I think that was going at the upright but uh that was
A that was a bad bad extra point that’s probably the worst part if you’re a 49ers fan the Jake Moody was well the extra point was a pivotal pivotal I’m saying that that is what is going to be sticking with you the most today as you’re listening it’s like
Would I tell you about Jake time if only we had one more point we had a extra point but it’s kind of like the Ravens game when the Ravens sto the Chiefs for the entire second half momes is so good that I am now under the assumption that whatever points he needs
To get he’ll get like you can play the game of they would have got you know they would have been up four and a field goal they would have still been up one Chiefs would have just found a way to score a touchdown yeah because that’s
Momes like he just if he doesn’t need it he can wait for it and get it later it doesn’t matter he’ll get whatever he needs to get yeah also like in fairness to Jake Moody he did boot some long field goals say he actually set the record for longest field goal ever in
The Super Bowl which I can’t I I don’t see that record being broken anytime soon yeah he set the longest field goal for the shortest amount of time yeah it was what like 15 minutes of real time it was like no it was like an hour because
It was it was first half second half but it was it it was a quick amount of time that he Harrison bucker then broke his record by one single yard yeah um all right before we get to the ners let’s take let’s do a couple ads and then
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Has 12,000 quote tweets oh Jesus yeah no that’s a real twe I remember when he put that out there yeah and I was thinking to myself like watch out Troy that happened so fast yeah that he just Patrick Mahomes has a better career than troyman no offense troyman but it’s
Just a fact like in the he’s played six years um all right 49ers first of all credit to the 49ers they fought harder than the Philadelphia Eagles they took the Chiefs to the o to overtime I would say that this 49ers team is better than last year’s Philadelphia Eagles team no
Questions asked would you agree Max overtime no it went to overtime did you get overtime we didn’t have a chance we didn’t have a chance to win the game at the end the ners did what was the score after 60 Minutes huh wait what do you mean the
Niners had a chance to win the game at the end but the what well the Niners kicked a field goal and they could have scored scored a touchdown right but but after 60 Minutes of the game we didn’t get the ball back okay what was the score the Niners didn’t get the ball
Back either but they played so well for the beginning of the game that they were able to go to overtime but they but they didn’t get a chance to win the game the Eagles didn’t get a chance to win the game the ners did they did have a chance playing in
The game is a chance to win the game that’s a great Point Hank oh my God no I mean you guys are talking about overtime I’m talking about we we didn’t get the ball back te you you guys because of a holding call we didn’t get the ball back
And they got the holding call we didn’t they got the call we didn’t but but but but you it was tied when when the chiefs were driving at the end care the ners were up when the chiefs were driving at the end therefore that’s why it went to overtime that you were t
You didn’t get the ball back the ners were up and overtime G the thing about that is though they lost the football game no the thing about that is the ners didn’t get a chance to get the ball back either because there were there were seconds left K the field goal yeah okay
Overtime Jaylen Herz was scoring touchdowns okay that’s when I said I would have sucked his dick yeah except for the the pick six or the fumble six wait what yeah he did say suck Jill and HT all right let’s to remind people of that everyone everyone else forgot about
It Max that was good no no it’s good that we got that back on record that’s my [ __ ] guy I’ll suck his dick right now well and that he was playing great football that’s what I’m saying okay let’s talk about the Niners forget about the eagles they they clearly finished
Third in the if you if you had to power rank these last two seasons Chiefs number one Niners Two Eagles third probably yeah yeah and that’s how we decide these I would I might I might put the Lions second yeah in their in their championship game lost to the 49ers yeah
By the way uh speaking of the lions real quick uh Detroit Donn said right before the game this [ __ ] just makes me more hungry for next season we should be on that field love that that’s good that’s the right mentality to have yes all right so the the the San Francisco
49ers they didn’t play bad they made a couple key mistakes that left momes in the game but I do think if you had to get if you had to say one thing that like I would point to taking the ball in overtime was a huge huge
Mistake I think Kyle did that out of just force of habit because you always take the ball in O overtime right right and we said when we talked about this rule changing we’re I think within like two seconds we’re like wait so you want to actually kick off in overtime correct
Because then you know exactly how many points you have to get in order to win or tie the game or whatever the case you know the scenario in front of you right and the ners won the coin toss they won the coin toss Tails never fails in
Overtime yep and uh what happened was Kyle said after the game like I wasn’t doing it because my defense was tired uh oh cuz that was the that was the out he had that was everyone said that like oh and I I didn’t buy it at the time
Because I don’t know how you could say your defense was tired when the Chiefs had the ball for like two minutes and also you just got the end of the game and then the coin toss and all that I think everybody was probably pretty well recovered at that point um he said that
He wanted the opportunity to get the ball back and score if the 49ers had scored and Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs had also scored then the Niners would get the ball back and have an opportunity to win but I still that’s he was doing a lot of fast forwarding wi
Which still doesn’t make a ton of sense to me because under the new overtime rules which I love by the way in the playoffs the fact that you get both teams get a chance if the Niners had scored a touchdown the Chiefs could have scored a
Touchdown and gone for two and I think they probably would have yeah end the game right there because then when it does become sudden death you’re right like having the ball the next team to have the ball it is a huge Advantage cuz it’s like the old overtime rules where
If you kick a field goal or the old old overtime rules where if you kick a field goal the game’s over what you gonna say Hank we glossed over at one point I why was there a clock yeah no no Hank Hank’s right not I like I have not I think they
Need it just for the play clock and like I don’t know the only reason I can think of to have the game clock there is none well the only reason I can think of is to give the teams a break at a certain point I mean they had it in the Super
Bowl in the overtime with the Patriots and the Falcons but that was was that the old rules right yeah but it still doesn’t matter yeah it still doesn’t matter still doesn’t matter if you like why would if it’s sudden death you shouldn’t have a clock right it actually
Matters it actually is dumber to have it in sudden death I think it matters because the NFL needs to make money on commercials if it does get to the end of that quarter also it would be really weird if we didn’t have a clock think about how weird that’ be remember the uh
Jacobe Jones play Baltimore Denver that went to double overtime we almost had double time yeah we almost had had double overtime uh but so back to taking the taking the ball first it makes no sense because under the new rules each team gets to possess the ball at least
Once and if you’re the second team to possess the ball you have all the knowledge of what the first team did whether it be a field goal a punt a touchdown it doesn’t matter and we we saw it instantly when the Chiefs had to
Go for it on fourth and one at their own 34 if it was fourth and one at your own 34 to start overtime there’s a chance you could punt it and be like I don’t know like the game because if you if you get the ball first and you’re faced with a
Fourth and one and you don’t convert it they can just turn around kick a field goal super bow over it makes no sense for him to to take take the ball there and it proved to be true because you had the the Niners settle for a field goal
And the Chiefs have knowing that they have to score here knowing they have to score a touchdown to win the game but they can at least get a field goal they used their fourth Downs like they said there was no punting there was no it was
Like this is it we have to go we have to win the game right here I think that’s what lost him the game like I I I know you know if momes gets the ball first he might score a touchdown and then you don’t you know whatever it it go A
Million Ways but I would always want to go second in this situation because let’s say Mahomes did score a touchdown you you have to go score a touchdown what what are you going to do you’re going to go for two to not give Mahomes the ball back and what was what was the
Yardage on the field goal that the 49ers attempted they were pretty close to the end zone they were very close to the end zone they picked a 27 yard yeah so a 27 yard they would have gone for that and tried to get a touchdown at the it would
Have been the exact opposite scenario that we’re looking at right now like corre the exact opposite scenario would have happened if they had opted to uh to kick the ball off instead of receiving it it makes no no one can explain it to me and and like even our friend Sam
Schwarzen was trying to explain to me in real time that it’s the obviously the odds are different than College over because essentially is college overtime but it’s different because it’s a full field so it’s like you you’re not already in the Red Zone you’re not already in field goal range but he’s
Like the percentages are obviously very different and playing into the fact that if you match score for score you then get the sudden death next possession but still I’d always want to know what I have to do after seeing what the other team did yeah it’s all the information
Is so much better and being able to make all your decisions based on what they did first yes and we saw it happen exactly like and we said this this in hindsight we were arguing about it literally the minute the coin toss happened like why the [ __ ] would you
Take the ball first yeah so um shout out to memes for reminding us of this CBS sports chair sha mcmanis said that the NFL has alerted them that the game will go oh to two overtimes you pay 2.1 billion you get double overtime they tried yeah they tried CBS tried to pull
That one past us but yeah it’s very clear it’s you get the ball in uh in like the regular season for that overtime in the playoffs you kick the ball off overtime you think they coached that though they should have but they should have said he said that they talked it
Over they met with their analytics guys and they said that this is the way that they’re they’re going to go so they did have that prepared and they just they [ __ ] it up like I just don’t how do the analytics add up for that so to me
Maybe that makes no sense Kyle might have just been like cuz there’s no time time doesn’t matter there’s a good chance Kyle at that Podium was like I [ __ ] I [ __ ] it up I’m going to say I talked with the Nerds I’m gonna blame the Nerds for this and don’t get me
Wrong I would suck Jaylen her’s dick for Kyle Shanahan as a head coach like he’s a great great head coach but you have to start talking you have we have to talk about his record in the Super Bowls because he has the biggest blown lead in Super Bowl history when he was the
Offensive coordinator which isn’t all on him the defense obviously gave up some points uh and then he blew a 10-point lead in the fourth quarter of Super Bowl 54 that’s the second largest blown lead and then this ties obviously with that a 10-point lead second largest blown lead
For K Shanahan yeah three three Super Bowls as a OC and head coach three double digit leads yeah that’s brutal Hank the only thing that I can understand and and people keep saying this is like you when you get the third possession now it’s sudden death that’s it though like the Chiefs
Would have gone for two if they had to you do you think the Chiefs I think it only makes more sense because the 49ers defense was tired yeah but he said that that wasn’t the reason yeah it makes so like it just makes no sense in the 49ers
I actually I I do think that the Chiefs would go for two yeah I what would you rather do I would go for two a field goal and losing the Super Bowl or getting two yards with Patrick Mahomes after Jake Moody has already hit a 56 y it’s like that’s pretty quickly you’re
In field goal range and I guess you could like the would the Chiefs if they had gotten into a fourth down situation in the Red Zone kicked a field goal there probably depending on like if it was fourth and I don’t know more than five yeah but still you they they went
For fourth down right away as as the drive started uh the Niners though like Brock pie was fine I don’t think he was bad at all like I I thought he played a pretty good game he actually played a really good first half the like Niners
As a whole I I can’t point to one thing and say like yeah the fumble was really bad Chris McCaffrey’s fumble going in in the first drive of the game and obviously the punt muff uh but other than that like they played really well and Patrick Mahomes is just Patrick
Mahomes they kind of stop they stopped getting pressure on Mahomes a little bit they they dialed it up pretty good at the start Chas and Chase younge young and Bosa were great in the first half and Bosa had a couple plays in the second half too but um the pass rush it
Wasn’t making it uncomfortable at all so Mahomes would like drift out find a guy or at least just escape with no real damage done yeah and but yeah I wouldn’t say that the 49ers like there’s not there’s not anything you can point to and be like this was a major [ __ ] up for
Them Christian mcaffry did except Christian mcaffrey wasn’t great but he had some nice plays he still ended up with 80 yards receiving which it’s pretty good 80 yards rushing obviously not like the yards per carry that you’d want um KD was I think KD was injured he
Also was blocking a lot he was blocking a ton they didn’t really look for him that much he made he made one nice catch but but um I think I think he like dislocated his shoulder at the end yeah they had the great trick play with Jon
Jennings that was a heart attack uh game manager that’s what they’re saying about Jan Jan Jennings he was he was in line to maybe win Super Bowl MVP there for a second that would have been wild if he won Super Bowl MVP yeah wow but he had a
Touchdown catch and a touchdown throw we had a good catch or no catch with with you you at theend Dez Bryant did say that wasn’t a catch which was very funny but yeah I don’t like it’s it’s got to be very painful for ners fans because you’re sitting there like we didn’t play
Bad we just let Patrick Mahomes end the game yeah we let Patrick Mahomes have the ball to end the game and it’s like if you ask Niners fans what what’s the one thing you’re so deathly afraid of it’s Patrick Mahomes having the the ball to end the game and they almost ended
The game in regulation the the snap the center for he’s a very good Center I think it’s Creed Humphrey uh was so low all night and I think it’s been like that all year so maybe Mahomes just used to it but that final play in regulation Mahomes had Rashid rice over the middle
But because I think the snap and he was already maybe thinking I’m going to go to Kelce that didn’t work out but like yeah the ners it sucks and now you’re looking at the ners and it’s not up there with like the bills heartbreak because nothing can be the bills four
Super Bowls four years but the last five years the San Francisco 49ers have lost in the Super Bowl they 2020 they they all got injured and they didn’t make the playoffs 2021 they had the dropped interception in the NFC championship game that would have taken them to
Another Super Bowl 2022 they had the Brock pie injury in the NFC Championship Game otherwise I think they dust the Chiefs yeah 2023 they lost Super Bowl they have been out besides the Kansas City Chiefs consistently the best team in football and they have nothing to show for yeah Patrick Mahomes thief of
Joy for so many other teams so many other fan bases brutal it is tough it sucks I’m actually glad that my team’s not competitive right now because it would suck way worse to just be really good and never win like yeah you should just actually we should punt on it yeah
If you suck and don’t win yeah no [ __ ] we suck I didn’t ever think I was going to win but if you’re good and Mahomes just caves your face in year after year that’s tough it’s a great time to be tanking yeah it is congrats boys we
Planned it perfectly yeah but he did it again he did it again but I love I love after the game’s over when they bring the owner on stage and they give the trophy to him first clar hun and Clark hunt alltime nerd move yep by Clark [ __ ]
He was wearing the ear the uh the ear protectors what are they called just the uh ear plugs ear plugs and they they handed him the trophy he hands it over to Mahomes they give it to Kelsey Kelsey gets on the microphone and he leads them
In a chance of fight for your right to party yeah and the owner of the Chiefs first song I ever heard at a strip club nice that’s a good one with uh with earplugs in starts like lightly singing along to fight for your right to party
It was just a touching scene around this guy definitely [ __ ] yeah there was a report that came out which I don’t know if I fully believe or not that Travis Kelsey made the team cry yes the night before the night before do you believe that yes he gave the biggest pump up
Speech ever I also he was toying with like people were saying he might retire why would you retire because Travis Kelce proved it yet again like he again back to like what the chiefs were the regular season he wasn’t that wasn’t his best regular season everyone’s like oh
He’s is he getting old some drops he was incredible in the playoffs yeah he took a note out of Billy football’s page and actually ran somebody over he run you over in the Super Bowl yeah they said that he reaches top speed running this
Year he got up to like almost 20 mil per hour on that catch where he almost got in the end zone yeah that that could have changed the game right there because it looked like he was going to score yeah he was getting downhill and
It was a big hit from the defensive back that knocked him out but um yeah he I guess he got better all the way up until the very end of the game yeah and so I don’t know what else I mean Andy Reid he’s going to be be starting to creep
Into that goat conversation as well he’s got three he’s halfway there cuz that’s the I guess you could say the same thing with Andy Reid and well no because he Andy Reid only lost to bich Once in a championship game right because Brady obviously the the 2-0 Brady over Mahomes
Is the Super Bowl as well but he lost in the Super Bowl he did lose in the Super Bowl that’s true okay so you have those true Trump cards listen it’s not a competition you know I think it’s different eras the patri were the best team of their era Chiefs are the best
Team of this era when the Chiefs played the pat Patriots the Patriots won um but yeah hats off to them I guess good good team people approach the MJ LeBron debate the same way two arrows can’t debate it they play each other leals did MJ and LeBron ever play
Against each other in the playoffs I don’t believe so yeah and it helps that the Brady and the Patriots were at the end of their run so you can’t even do the like like you know was 40 plus smoked him yeah twice that’s fair you
Got you put me in my play it’s it’s a pretty big trump card I would say that Mahomes would have to win one more than Brady to actually be able to give him that yeah he’s almost halfway there so that’s that’s impressive him I feel bad for Kyle Shanahan he’s a great coach
He’s a great coach he’s a great great coach and he now just like until he wins one this will be his story there’s nothing you can really can’t say anything about it it’s just crazy how fun of an offseason and how easy it would be to flip narratives and do
Storylines that the Chiefs had lost and it’s vice versa for the 49ers how much brutal it is because you just have to go through an offseason of hell even though you were so close to winning a championship and all you’re just going to get is is hate and Shanahan’s just
Going to have to deal with with headlines and naysayers and stuff and it’s like you coached a good game Brock py played a good game that Co you had a freak injury you had you know the coin toss that was stupid but they’re just going to have to hear
It all offseason yeah it’s the worst part there’s nothing you can do about it there’s nothing you can do about it it’s just going to have also what a what a cucked moment for uh for any Raiders fan that was watching on TV having John Elway walk the Lombardi trophy in on
Your on your field yeah up to the up to the podium to give away like you get you should hire anybody except John yeah I mean I we said it with the Super Bowl storylines it w it was the worst possible matchup for the Raiders and the
Fact that it was the Chiefs and the team they used to be a rival with and share you know an a region with and then they added John Elway on top of yeah John Elway was a sprinkle on top it was a it was where would you guys rank it in
Super Bowls like it was it started it was a weird game to start it felt like we had a million punts none of them touchbacks so close that sucks so bad we had two we had two they were very close Felding the ball at like the nyard line
The eight Y Line put your heels on the 10 it was so close but it was it was a weird game to start and then it kind of became an instant classic like overtime in the Super Bowl you can’t there’s nothing you can complain about with that
Yeah the second half was one of the best halfs of Super Bowl it was it was basically the rayr McLoud uh muffed you know or fumble that was like when the game just woke up yeah the game became awesome the first half not not that fun to watch nothing really cool happened
Feeling each other out yeah well that I guess that Joan Jennings touchdown pass him that was sick that was pretty sick yeah that was very sick so we’ now had three in a row uh decided by exactly three points oh wow Rams over Bengals by three last year Chiefs and this year
Chiefs so I did I did if we went back and looked at the schami when I asked them to do awami I was like 2522 so we’re that close I if he had said 2522 would have been great Great Clip uh all right other things about the game that
We missed or didn’t talk about um a lot of Taylor Swift lot lot of it a lot of it what would you say was the box of the night because she had ice spice she had who’s it Blake Lively uh yeah I believe so yeah she said the f word Blake Lively
Said the f word Taylor Swift chugged a beer in front of all the kids who are watching at home trying you know I don’t know why we have to expose them to alcohol during NFL games but Taylor Swift still chugged a beer the official NFL account tweeted out that’s
Disgusting the official okay so now the NFL is comfortable promoting alcohol binge drinking interesting uh I would actually say box the night goes to Jay-Z and and Jack Twitter Jack Twitter Jack Jack in the Box yeah there was also a Las Vegas box that had uh like Jimmy
Kimmel Carrot Top your your teammate great teammate krat top by the way carrat top one thing I learned from him um when we were doing the Dozen you would not expect this from Carrot Top he is the best smelling man in Show Business oh wow he smells incredible P
Right it’s kind of like Pula he’s got he’s got like this um custom oil that he gets for himself and and he doesn’t like to tell people he told me but he doesn’t like to tell people what it is because he doesn’t want people walking around smelling like him he smells also Nick
[ __ ] with uh maybe maybe the meanest jab of all time at me I walked in with Carrot Top when he was getting ready to be our teammate and uh Nick came up to me he had that smirk on his face when he he was about to say something hilarious
That you’re not going to like he was like Wow PF it’s like looking into your future oh yeah that’s not a bad Future Good SM guy kp’s worth $70 million thank you Nick is he actually yeah yeah holy [ __ ] good for katop and he’s jacked well yeah he’s yeah he’s he’s pretty jacked
Now he’s pretty jacked uh the commercials I don’t really care for um the Brady uh Affleck Matt Damon one was great the dunk Kings also the Arnold Schwarzenegger one was good that was just ripped off from The Simpsons though that was when they had rer wolf Castle
Try to say up and at them but he kept saying up and at them they might have done it on purpose that yeah okay great commercial yeah great commercial I commercials Super Bowl commercials because we see them all beforehand they basically just exist for Darren Rell to complain about Super Bowl commercials
Not being good anymore yeah the Paramount plus one uh when he throws he Arnold with Creed playing was great but it came out like a week and a half ago right if I saw that for the first time I would be I would be blown away but right
I like the Scientology commercial I was glad to see them make an appearance that’d be that would rock if all the swifties got into Scientology I wouldn’t be surprised chill train yeah yep in the digital version extended cut yeah we were on there um Jesus [ __ ]
Living large yeah what was up with Jesus he’s got cake Jesus got a great marketing team he’s got mad money and he’s really in defeat Jesus is a is a foot guy oh did you guys see Kanye’s commercial that wasel Mar like yeah it was hilarious all
Right I’ll play for you um it was yeah it was actually like the perfect Super Bowl it would he basically did a Super Bowl commercial that if we ever bought a Super Bowl commercial that’s exactly what we would do so it’s just a cell phone video and it’s my
Commercial and since we spent all the money on the commercial spot we actually didn’t spend any money on the actual commercial and he just goes he’s just it’s a cell phone video in his car I like that that’s a great commercial we also had say what you want about Kanye
West but the Super Bowl Super Bowl commercial we also had uh JJ Watt use the Super Bowl to try out his new hairdo mhm um he was aware he was very aware he did tweet about it saying like if anyone is ever wondering if uh people would
Notice your new hair do they do uh he was trying to bring back boy band I don’t know what he was doing guy May saw guy Fier yeah yeah somebody pointed at him and said it looks like Derek from some 41 that’s that’s pretty much the perfect description he basically was like you
Know what I’m going to do what no one’s done in a long time I’m going to get like a shitload of Axe Body Spray and the axe uh clay and do the oh my hair is kind of messed up what yeah I just I just rolled out of bed and got here you
Know listen SE listen JJ understands he made a mistake the best what you got to do you gotta self Scout you gotta watch the tape you come back with something better at least it wasn’t Greg olsson’s jacket that’s true nothing’s as bad as that was awful I would have rocked if
Burman had showed up with like a mullet like a full head of hair yeah um hopefully Tony Romo won’t still be announcing next time this CBS has a Super Bowl I have a feeling that he might not be yeah cuz they they said 2028 they said uh I think Jim N said I
Love you to Tony Romo sounded like he was going to have him killed afterwards like Kiss of Death Tony Romo um he just doesn’t and we were the first to this take so credit to us because I think everyone agrees with us at this point he doesn’t add any substance anymore and
It’s like and he makes weird noises he was singing into commercial he just says obvious things and he misses obvious things too remember that n the Chiefs fumble that they just never mentioned that was crazy the like forward pass almost that uh Pacho threw he also Tony
Romo kind of does it how I would do a game with without any preparation which is like Jim Nance narrates the play and then Tony Romo narrates the play again and except with like more inflection and weird grunting noises right and he didn’t like I mean it’s hard to
Criticize Mahomes but that’s your job that interception for Mahomes was a bad play and he was just like ah he just felt the pressure mhm he also was just making like he was hoping for things to happen yeah as the replay started to show up he said what now watch this
Guy’s hand coming and the hand just never came yeah yeah what’s up with the replays and that were triggered by the booth that didn’t happened because there were a couple times if I if if I was a Chiefs fan and they lost that game I would be furious about it because there
Was the the US catch Y which was close but they didn’t even look at it a second time then there was uh first down the first down that was I think was pcho got tackled and he pretty clearly got to the line it wasn’t it was close but he was
At the line they kept the spot a full yard behind and they didn’t even they didn’t look at it and then there was the other first down in overtime yeah where they had to go fourth and one by the way the Chiefs I’ll tell you what the only
Thing they could do that would make them better is stop being cowards and let Patrick Mahomes do a sneak every now and then they haven’t done one since he broke his kneecap against Denver however many years ago but it’s crazy they don’t even have that play cuz there were there
Was a couple times just like all right it’s third and one they’re going to run it and it’s probably going to get blown up it’s like you just do it uh Jake will are you gonna criticize Tony Roman with us um sure okay oh you are I mean I
Understand what you’re saying with the lack of substance in some phrases okay that was Jake in on Tony Romo I understand well we’re going to clip that Jake goes off on Tony Romo Jake you want to take that back that was insane dude holy [ __ ] you just [ __ ]
Eviscerated him I thought Nance was great yep I thought no Eagle on Nickelodeon was great you listen to that I watched some clips uh there there was a there was a great clip where on the Nick broadcast when they had the Streaker that ran across the field by
The way I’m GNA I’m going to die on this hill if you’re a Streaker and you’re not nude yeah you’re not a Streaker no you are you are a just got lost from going to the waste management you’re an enemy combat ster you are an enemy combatant
At that point and you deserve to be killed yeah if you’re going to streak take your clothes off get arrested get kicked out of the stadium slap on the wrist if you just interrupt the game and you’re wearing pants you’re not a Streaker that’s stolen value you should
Do that but you you need to if you do that route you need to get into the Huddle yeah then I’ll give you credit or or like take the ball run to the end zone do something weird with it but on on the Nick broadcast they had I think
It was Larry the Lobster shirtless as the streer running across the field oh that’s cool that was cool uh by the way we got a new Breaking breaking news breaking new mooes sorry uh new Patrick Mahomes uh Andy Reed insults thatat for the Raiders has dropped Patrick Mahomes and Andy Reid
Now have five wins at a legion Stadium that’s more than any other head coach QB combination including from the Raiders that’s tough that’s brutal and that stadium was just built it was just built also I think it’s Super Bowl I think it’s the um is it the smallest Stadium
To host a Super Bowl in terms of like capacity might it’s a it’s a very intimate Stadium it is very intimate I have been saying it to you guys but I think we’re going to be in a world where Vegas is going to be hosting a lot more
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Now yeah I if not every year like it’ll be once once every two years or once every 3 years it will get a more frequent rotation than any other Stadium I think it’s going to be right in there with New Orleans Miami Vegas I you’re right like it’ll they’ll probably want
To do more of it it was a crazy week especially like Friday and Saturday in Vegas yeah the numbers haven’t come out yet I’m sure it’ll take a week or a few days or whatever but there’s going to be the amount of money that was spent in
Las Vegas this past week will break every ever ever done everyone won cuz they bet the Chiefs and also went to the tunnel of chaos yeah we should talk about the tunnel of chaos real quick and we should also just put a disclaimer that I understand um
Some people are like we don’t want to hear a story about how guys who have money just got more money I get that agree yes but we went to the tunnel of chaos and you’re probably saying to yourself what the hell is the tunnel of chaos well here’s what the tunnel chaos
Is it is uh the Red Rock Casino in uh Las Vegas probably about 25 minutes outside of uh downtown Vegas Dana White’s home turf you say how much money you want an extent and somehow it Happ it we were talking about at the dinner table before we go in we’re like it’s
Just a culture of winning inside the tunnel of chaos so it’s not that much dissimilar from the Patriot Way yeah where you go in the building they do things a little bit differently there you know like you eat your Humble Pie you do your job and so your job is to
Tell Dana White how much money you want to win yeah and in reality uh like any gambling you can lose and that is exactly what happens for me all the time uh the tunnel of chaos so it’s Dana White basically like I want my friends
To have a good time so I will play Blackjack for them with my money and then the minute you are up you just stand up and walk out yep so we went like nine of us in a row sit down one-on-one Blackjack I did not even
Touch my cards Dana White played for me uh and I was like yeah I want to win $20,000 and he’s like okay played three hands won $20,000 stood up walked away it’s pretty great I mean again it’s his money so it’s like he like it is gambling because Dave’s money too yeah
But it’s like yeah it’s Dave’s money Dave Dave was using his money for us too but that’s that was the big wrinkle that’s like oh this is not real life because you got to know Dana White yeah and be friends with Dana White and and it’s it’s a one-on-one you know setup
Everyone’s Watching You and but going in they’re like all right you know you say how much money you want to win but basically that’s your bet like if you and and it’s 30 30 grand maximum so if you want to win more than that you have to play multiple hands but
For me who only had a few thousand I was like all right you know High Roller I’ll say I want to win a thousand because that way I can at least play two or three hands because and then I’ll I’ll be out but In the Heat of the tunnel of
Chaos Dave won you won PFT won and then Dave was like heck you’re next and I sat down and Dave just put two $5,000 chips down so I was like all right yeah I guess I’m trying to win 10 grand right played one hand pushed played a secondhand won stood up walked away
$10,000 it really was the the the tunnel of chaos um again not real life because you have to know Dana White but more than anything it was a reminder that gambling and winning with your friends is the best feeling like it waser it was hype Circle there was a hype Circle
Going on I stepped upud I put down I put down my first bet for $10,000 and then Dana grabbed my cards yeah and then that hand lost second time it comes out he’s like play two hands I was like okay I’ll play two hands and he
Reached out for my cards I grabbed my cards from Dana like I’m going to play him and then I thought to myself like why am I why I’m gonna let Dana do this his show double down on one of them now I got 25 Grand in my pocket yeah and I’m
Like this this is not real life Dan is a legend I think people listening because even in conversations of how with my friends like it just pisses them off yeah no and I understand that 100% cuz it’s like a shitty story to be like yeah
We just all won money but it was more about the cam in the fact the tunnel of chaos is the coolest thing to say I personally will never stop thinking about the tunnel of chaos The Vibes were all time high and it was one of the the craziest and most fun experiences I’ve
Ever had it’s not even the gambling for me it’s I I like it’s like a retired NFL player like I missed the locker room I miss the boys yeah the boys were good miss the boys Al I got I got to put my hand up which I ironically didn’t do
After I won my hand yeah I’m still waiting here give it to me this is two there we go that made made for two videos in a row where I accidentally left big cat hanging on the moon one was I think after the Chili’s Three-Point Shootout yeah which I didn’t
See I got pulled away as big cat was reaching out for the D up after I hit my hand in the tunnel of chaos I blacked out I just blacked out because I’m like [ __ ] this is awesome I grab Dana’s shoulders Shake him around a little bit
I dap up somebody next to me I didn’t see you reaching out for it I had tunnel vision in the tunnel of chaos people are saying and I I’ll take some ownership they’re saying that my high fives are too high for you that’s not the case that’s what people were saying not the
Case they were saying that it’s too high up there I got to bring them down low to more I’m an excellent leaper I got a great ver I can get that I can get that no it’s not you can get that it’s the eye level thing no oh I got too high for
My levels yeah I got to bring it down to your level I don’t think that’s the case as much as I’m not saying people are saying you black out in the tunnel of chaos yeah so it was a great I mean Vegas was great I I hope that it’s not
There every year because I like going to different cities and seven days in Vegas I I took the red eyee back on Friday which is not a red eyee when you’re going to Chicago it was 3 hours so I didn’t sleep and I was just like [ __ ] it
I’m just going to watch Wolf of Wall Street and be like man I wish I was in the tunnel of chaos uh but it was crazy to just be in Vegas and just have so many people like famous people NFL players just walking around just seeing them all I got absolutely steamrolled by
Donovan McNab he was walking and I was like what’s up Donovan like we’ve had you on the show and he just didn’t break step and was like cool I was like [ __ ] that sucked we did run into Mark Davis booked him on part of my take when we
Went out to dinner on Monday night we saw him walking through the mall spot him like 50 yards away that can only be one man that’s Mark Davis we ran up to him big cat was just like yo it’s the guys in part of my take and I was like
Part of my take you coming on the show and he was like yeah I’ll come on the show so that’s an official booking yep for Mark Davis he in on the Pod I know we’ve had I talked to uh coach AR so good friend of yours yes sir
Yes we’ve been trying to get you on our podcast people out to your okay I’ll do it yeah how do we do it how do we get it done all right people all right great to meet you that’s a yes that’s a yes A yes you in our
Podcast it’s the worst thing in the world to have to say do you want to do my podcast you can never say it without feeling like a douchebag we’re also like L we’re like come on my podcast we costed him okay we’re going to get him
On he said yes he said yes and then you saw him again I saw him again so on you had a great smile on Friday I had a wonderful smile uh on Friday after big cat left he G he left me with some treats should we keep that part in yeah
Boomers yeah okay so left left some uh some fun guy yeah he was a real fun guy and uh at dinner we went out it was me Hank memes Max Jeffy llo and we go out to dinner and I’ve got the I got the things
In my pocket and I’m trying to time it out I’m like maybe maybe I’ll eat these pieces of chocolate right before the food gets out and Hank is like no don’t do that and I was like it usually takes like 30 45 minutes for it to kick in I
Think I’ll be okay I eat them after we place our order and about uh 5 10 minutes later I start to get this feeling like oh this is a lot more than I thought it was going to be I I was looking at you guys and you looked AI to
Me you looked like your faces were like made out of clay you were so smooth um big also gave him in like a snack bag yeah a snack bag and on I keep them in a snack pack it gave in my fanny pack but they were it was all broken up so it’s
Harder to uh it was kind of just like a Choose Your Own Adventure it gave recommended doses it was like light dose 1 to three pieces uh medium dose four to six pieces heavy dose nine to whatever it was so um I took I I think the
Official thing was you want to see the walls melt yeah yeah so I took I took three which I thought was a heavy light dose which is to me the perfect amount right um that’s not a heavy light dose it’s just like a pretty solid dose yeah
Turns out and uh I was very happy with the exception of memes and memes just kept staring at me and I saw he would be the worst I saw what Dave saw during the standup where I was just like memes stop [ __ ] looking at me like it just do
Anything else except look at me and that made memes Look At Me Harder and that was freaking me out and uh we’re supposed to have a nice little quiet night out afterwards we’re supposed to go to like old Vegas and hit up a dive bar with rillo I got text from rillo
Being like Hey we’re actually over at The Encore okay that’s a little bit different than a low-key dive spot that’s where Shaq’s funh house is okay so we go over to Shack’s fun house at at The Encore in that Lobby and I walk in and just like massive celebrities
Walking past me in the brightest most crazily colored environment possible and I was just like what the hell is going on right now I was I was on the moon I was in a great mood fantastic mood so then Max and memes leave and I I’m like
[ __ ] it I got to go find Ryan so I started walking around and who do I see but big Dom yeah right after Max left I see big Dom he was in Taylor’s box yeah was he really yeah damn good for him for Jason Jason Kel yeah so so I see big Dom
And I’m like [ __ ] yeah big dum I go up to him nicest guy ever of course also everybody else that’s around us at the time is like oh there’s Jeff Lorry the owner of the Eagles that’s walking by yeah I see a security guard I’m like I
Want to go talk to that guy I go talk to big dum and he was the nicest dude he was like he was like yeah great to meet you paison thanks for having my back he’s like you guys are the ones that have my back I was like yeah we got your
Back pigd come on the Pod big Dom agrees to come on the Pod so he will be on part my another booked another one and it was about 30 seconds after like couldn’t have been couldn’t have been sooner after I left and when you told me that
He called you a p on that was like like I’d pay a lot of money to hear big Dom call me a Pon I also suck Jaylen herd’s dick I don’t know I never said that I don’t know why I brought that up again it was also great uh like I was
Getting on my flight and I was obviously seven days in Vegas it felt like [ __ ] knew I was going to be on a flight like feel like [ __ ] not sleep and I just kept on getting text messages on the group text from PFT with like different celebrities and he just had the most
Like the the most I am on drugs smile all time facts and it was it just made me so happy I was like he’s having a great time facts so I I I get a picture with big Dom see Mark Davis again and I was like I was walking past him ril was
Next to me and I was just like Mark Parton my take you’re coming on and and he was like what and then I went up to him I was like yeah you’re going to come on the Pod he’s like yeah I agreed to it
So he’s going to be on the Pod okay love it and then uh about five minutes later Russell Wilson walks in and when I tell you a man steals the show Russell Wilson walks in with carara and he’s got this look on his face like he practices this
Look oh yeah he’s in his mind he’s walking through that casino like he’s on the red carpet he’s got blue steel like an angry blue steel look on his face and it was the funniest thing to me in that moment that here’s Russell Wilson coming in looking like a looking like a pissed
Off Terminator on purpose walking through the halls I just I see him I start cracking up as he’s walking right at me so I turn around and I took a selfie with me and then Russ and Cara in the background walking past and I did not tweet that one because even in my
Drugged out stage I zoomed in on the picture and my eyeballs were entirely pupil oh yeah entirely but it was yeah it was a lot of fun so thank you for for the Boomers Big C yeah Vegas was fun I what were you gon to say Hank no I was
Just going to say I didn’t I didn’t go with PF after dinner I went to the club ended up at a at a roulette table with raef from Outer Banks at 5 a.m. [ __ ] yes hell yeah celebrities everywhere I ended up at a blackjack table with uh a
Certain running back let say the best running back who’s going to be a free agent coming up and um it’s intimidating being at a blackjack table when someone is playing significantly more money than you that felt yeah oh I did that with Brooks Brooks was was was there all week
Brooks Champion yeah Brooks’s a champion smash that’s right won it’s great seeing Brooks um I also I didn’t don’t think I told this story but I was staying in in the same hotel as Roger Goodell and Dave so was under Dave’s name because Danielle booked it and so was like my
Room was literally Dave port like I was signing Dave poroy for like like breakfast you know and I knew the gell was there on Tuesday I was trying to time it up he was at the gym and so one I think Wednesday I went to the gym for
Like an hour just sitting there not doing anything just waiting for gell like I wasn’t even working out like you weren’t like let’s kill tuar with one Stones I’m in the gym I might as well work out as well no I sat at like the um the bench press machine and was did
Maybe like 10 reps and then just sat there for like 20 minutes and then did 10 reps thing is if you’re for if you’re in a gym you’re burning calories yeah right so because I was just wanted to get a picture of Dave like sliding up next to gell like on an elliptical
Machine and I kept this a secret all week until I think Thursday or Friday when we were doing our bars tool live I said that we were tracking Roger Goodell like we were tracking him I say it on Thursday I go back to my room two hours
Ler later there’s two guys standing in front of my room and they’re like hey we’re here for a random Super Bowl check we need to look in your room and I was like um is that leg like do I have to legally let you in they’re like yeah and
I’m such an idiot I was like okay and I also had that like flash where I was like I felt like I was like 15 again I was like I don’t I don’t have drugs but do I have drugs I actually did I’m thinking about that but I think it was
In my fanny pack on person so I was good so but they went in and just checked my room they were hoping to bust you for anything yeah my name my room’s name was under da porno Austin who’s Dave’s uh right-hand man he also had a random room
Check on his room his name was under Dave pory as well interesting yeah so the the NFL was all over us what are you going to say man it’s like getting a random piss test yeah after you after you have like a career game in the NFL
But it was the worst feeling of like when you know when you get pulled over you’re like I didn’t do anything illegal did I do something illegal yeah what are you going to say Max uh I was going to say anything but we didn’t bleep bleep
Out on Friday so we already said this oh we did because you had already talked about it on on like we said we were gonna bleep it then you went to barcel radio bleep it out okay didn’t bleep it out perfect perfect but we but we did I
Did not tell the story about tell any story yeah because that happened after that is that is the random piss test that you got from the same guy gadel and I was going to say our who’s back of the week should be being bad boys again yeah
Being bad boys yeah you guys were on a list big cat got a personal uh visit from Goodell’s goons the NFL and then on Thursday morning the NFL security sent out a memo to uh to all the casinos in the area and it was a picture at the top
Of myself Hank Lockwood and Liam and Bubba Bubba three bad boys and it said per NFL security these members have been known to cause disruptions and have a large following that can attract a large amount of people they’re not trespassing but you should be on the lookout what an
Awesome memo to get that’s awesome awesome cause disruptions thank you thank you rogell for continuing to do this the second he starts letting us into [ __ ] is a second we become way less cool seriously I would I like radio row wouldn’t be fun if we were part of the
Media and we’re like hey what you know do you wash your apples yeah from from like a play like with a credential yeah warning be on the lookout for these for these three rugged and hilarious individuals the NFL’s back on us they also use a great picture of me I was
Hoping that they were going to plant something that would have been great storyline if I had just gotten arrested by the NFL yeah planting a gun yeah I would actually that would actually be badass if you got thought I had a gun yeah for gun possession yeah yeah they
Would have sucked if they planted like a bunch of crumpled up tissues and like a bunch of lotion in there and took pictures of it like we found a bunch of stuff in big cat’s room Molly would would suck people like dude you’re 39 yeah a three what doing I’d even say
Weed would be cool yeah it’ be fine but yeah the NFL’s back on our ass y it was a good week though I I I don’t know if I could do Vegas every single year for the Super Bowl I don’t want to do Vegas every year
For Super Bowl I just think that the NFL’s reaction to this week is going to be we should do it more yeah yeah I I would probably agree with that because I just it was I like cities better cuz Vegas you just club or casino and it’s
Just constant yeah I was I more of a bar like I like you know New Orleans is gonna be great because it’s Casino an option if you want to yeah you can also just go to bars all night you guys you guys know this because I I I want it on
The record for the awls you know I lose my voice at least once a football season I was almost losing my voice this past week and I did the right thing there was one night where I went to sleep at like 9:00 I told you guys like I got to go to
Sleep I went to sleep so early I’ve never felt like such a loser that the the uh maid service came after I got in bed to like turn down my room oh yeah I had to get out of bed and be like no I’m actually already in bed and they’re like
What yeah you’re in Vegas it was like 9:00 but I was doing it for the awl I was trying to save my voice but real big loser move by me no I like it I like it there were a couple nights I wanted to
Go to bed early yeah and I was just like you know what it’s Vegas yeah but Vegas I was doing it for the people I would have lost my voice 100% now that’s said I think the I think I still love Vegas this trip actually like rekindled my
Love for Vegas and again it might most of that is just it might be because the tunnel chaos and the mushrooms for some reason and we had some good meals for some reason was incredible shout out the fountain when I win a shitload of money and then get all the endorphins that my
Brain has I tend to have a pretty good time yeah yeah leaving leaving Vegas with money was great new experience only because of the tunal chaos otherwise I would have lost a lot yeah I did I did the thing when I got home I I like because I went with a significant amount
Of money and I came back with more money which does not happen often and I gave my wife uh the the profit and she was like really you lost all that money I was like gotcha [ __ ] tunnel of chaos like that’s a profit yep like but I’m keeping the rest
Still um because I’m going to lose it at some point uh all right anything else from Vegas was a great Super Bowl week I mean the guests were great we got another interview coming Wednesday by the way quick programming note I think we’ve alluded to this but we are
Actually taking a vacation we finally we take vacation after football season ends it’s been a long football season So the plan is Wednesday you get a re a Regular Show with all of us in studio uh we have an awesome awesome guest you guys are going to love and Friday we have the
Long awaited dungeon and Dragons with Tim Woods he’s back green screen Nick also back Nick also back awesome maybe our best one I would say and then so we’re going we’re leaving on Wednesday for vacation we’re coming back uh I’m coming back Monday night so Sunday show
Will be the first part of it will be zoom and then we have an hour and a half NBA preview with Ryan rillo so we have we we we made sure we took care of the listeners we’re taking vacation but we’re not leaving will leaving you there
Will be new content coming out on all the Regular Show days and uh shout out to us doing the trade deadline NBA preview with Ryan rello way after the season started and way before the trade deadline yeah he he when he came on with us I think we taped it what Tuesday
Night no Wednesday night and he was like I’m about to do a big trade deadline for my employer for the ringer uh can we not release this tomorrow and we’re like dude this is the NBA preview we’re not releasing it till February 19th yeah don’t worry about it yeah we got you so
We we’ll have our NBA preview post Allstar break I was thinking about I don’t think anything really happened that big at the NBA that would make him look dumb at the trade deadline I was hoping so bad that Kyle Lowry went to the clippers because we alluded to that
Yep and he where’s he where did he end up going Sixers Sixers back Philly boy Nova boy back back two sodas Max five sodas big cat yeah but I took a [ __ ] before I got on my plane big difference Max came in hot like being like I saw you drink
All those sodas I was like dude just so we’re clear two sodas is not a ridiculous amount it’s just a very funny thing to say being like and Max had two sodas yeah that was funny it was fun two sodas I actually I showed up to the airport being unhealthy on Saturday so
So unhealthy I show up to the airport on Saturday I had a soda in my hand and Max looked at me and the first thing he said was better not get a second soda it’s the best we’re going to for pardon my cheese steak we are going to have a Max
Combo that is literally just buying two sodas that’s all you get two sodas the the big the big Max combo you know what could we make a cheese steak burrito o be great cheese steak burrito and two sodas and we’ll put it in we we’ll put
In a nice box called the fart box yeah the Big Max combo and when you order it they play techno through all the speakers yeah it’s like a it’s like a Hallmark card it opens up and it’s just [ __ ] techno blasting the Big Max combo all right let’s uh wrap up the
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Question who’s back of the week Hank uh my who’s back of the week kind of a little bit of a future U maybe a future firefest I will I will be packing uh my racks and bring them to work tomorrow oh no oh yeah because big cat has put a
Gigantic obstacle potential obstacle in front of this vacation yeah I’m I’m in the same boat I have a flight to Mexico on Wednesday and we might be [ __ ] and we’ve we’re doing a stream that will not end until we complete it which hopefully we do and it starts Monday at 5:00 5 o’
Eastern doesn’t end we kind of are in a spot where we have to just cancel everything vacations yeah which is a concern that is a concern I didn’t really fully think about the cancelling everything um what’s the stream we’re doing a free throw challenge with DraftKings you can sign up uh it’s free
To play there freeo playay contest 100 Grand in prizes we have to make 41 free throws in a row day Dave bigat will be shooting in every group and then they’re going to pick the other five Shooters so every time we miss we’ll start over Dave and
Bigat will pick their five we’ll try to get 41 free throws in a row and that is the NBA record for a team that’s the NBA record Miami Heat 41 consecutive free throws everyone in the group has to hit two no one can hit more than 10 in a
Row we have Titus is a good free throw shooter Big T is a really good free throw shooter that’s it that’s the list I’m a good free throw shooter you’re a free throw shooter I’m a free you didn’t say good yeah PFT Nick and uh KB are
Going to be on the call and it’s going to be now I think we can do it I think we can also Mulligans we can bring people in from the street there I’ll say this right now yeah but you and Dave have to shoot every time if you’re a
Really good free throw shooter in the Chicago area there might be a time during this broadcast where we say roll up yeah so but I don’t want that just puts more pressure on you yeah but I don’t want anyone coming if they’re not like we we should actually you can do a
One-day contract for people here at Barcelo Sports yeah if we if we have people roll up we might have to have them like do a test and then just kick them out like they have to like shoot 20 free throws if they don’t go 19 for 20
You’re out I personally you can’t lie about it I think rear Admiral should get a shot at it I would like to see him try to make 10 free throws in a row he he basically did the other day right yeah yeah we’re fine he’s got great form
We’re going to be fine I think we’re going to be fine too it’s just it it is you know planning for a vacation it’s like I do I actually legitimately have to bring my suitcase in tomorrow cuz I have a flight Tuesday and it’s like this
Might go overnight and I might have no time and just go straight to the airport yeah yeah I believe yeah we’ll be fine we’ll be fine I might have the worst job in all this yeah having to narrate everybody like if it goes on for a long time or you can
Tap out yeah just leave us to a B I might just let the let the game speak for itself yeah all right who’s your Who’s Back PFT uh my who’s back was going to be being bad boys so I’ll just say uh me being horny during musical performances is back because oh Usher
You were getting you almost took out your penis for Usher I have a thing for her is it H or is it her huh you don’t know what she identifies as I don’t know but either way backup Bo got you on the list yeah uh the lady that came out with
A guitar oh she shredded she’s awesome at Guitar shout out little John by the way I didn’t I didn’t know what to expect but her H I don’t know what it is I’m going to become a fan she’s awesome at Guitar she can play and then ludicrous coming out was incredible yeah
I think that they should do a lud bable halftime show where it’s ludicrous that goes out and he performs like all of his features with all the other artists that have had him on their songs I like that that would be an incredible show again like ludicrous I’ll watch anything
Ludicrous is on yeah all the I liked it I lik the halftime show I feel like every Super Bowl halftime show is goes same where where I watch it and I say to myself that was kind of cool and then you go online everyone’s like that
Sucked yeah okay I don’t know I just i’ never I’m never watching the Super Bowl halftime show being like I need to be so entertained I’m more watching it being like can we get the football back on yeah Gaga halftime show blew my mind that was pretty good Prince was
Obviously very good when the game wasn’t great Gaga was in person for and I was the same thing I was like let’s just get through halftime and I was sitting there I was like holy [ __ ] yeah this is one of the greatest performances I’ve ever seen I thought Katy Perry was pretty good
Yeah in Arizona yeah uh there’s like a a cycle that you go through it’s like oh I think this is pretty good some people say it’s good and then about 15 minutes later everyone online points out to you how it was satanic yeah so I haven’t seen the S roller blades the satanic
Takes just yet roller blades big sign of Satan Alicia Keys was dressed in red I’ve seen that which is that’s the color of the devil M can’t wear red see satanic show I’m sure he just won the Super Bowl in red okay satanic halftime show yeah the takes are coming okay
Perfect uh all right my who’s back is the waste management uh because it was an absolute [ __ ] show and I loved every second of it you had literally everything like the waste management there was bad weather they stopped serving beer one day you had golfer getting mad Zack Johnson was getting mad
Because people were still chirping about the Ryder Cup I love it because this is what the waste management is and I always had the feeling that golfers begrudgingly said like we love it it’s once a year it’s great but this year it finally reached a tipping point where
Like [ __ ] this this is [ __ ] everyone’s too drunk like no no no that’s what it’s build as it’s it is the premiere if you had to list for like the winter months it has to be one of the number one like guys trip weekends that that guys go to and everyone was
Hammered there was a kid who jumped in the the sand trap and like almost broke his neck he said he thought it was water really the guy that dove into yeah he said he thought it was water I was trying to figure out what he was trying
To do there was he I thought he was trying to do like a a handspring no he he thought it was water that rocks yeah and uh there was just drunk guys everywhere you know falling down Hills mud uh but that’s what I want from the waste management so don’t there there’s
Definitely going to be a push to curb that but it’s kind of like when we do broadcasts like for the bowl game or like I wouldn’t want the waste management every weekend yes people people saying well you never see this at Augusta no [ __ ] [ __ ] the Masters is
The Masters I don’t want to see this but once a year I want to see it yeah so don’t tell me that it went too far that’s where it didn’t go far enough if if that happened at Augusta if there was a dude that was like running out diving
Into bunkers that guy would disappear yeah right he would no longer be alive right so give me like this is what this is what the waste management has been built as it’s what it’s sold as I want this so don’t try to change it I want more I want
Yeah stealing golf clubs and [ __ ] it is like Woodstock but for people that earn between like 50 and $250,000 a year yeah like if all the hippies instead of getting into drugs just got into just absolutely pounding domestic light beers yeah and they won’t that’s what that is
Don’t take it it’s it’s the Shane Gill tweet guys can’t have any fun anymore yeah if you take away waste management then it truly is the last place guys can have fun they should actually make the golfers get drunk yeah why not yeah you have to you have to shotgun a beer after
Every hole on the back knot but there was who was the other who was the other golfer who got pissed there was another one like Billy hor Billy hor don’t talking my back swing no dude was he was defending another guy I don’t care who I think was a Monday qualifier or
Something who like really needed to play well don’t care talking his back swing it’s the waste management people are [ __ ] up and they’re going crazy oh it’s once a year but there’s some some there’s a little bit there’s a little bit stuffy golf like you can’t the back can’t be
Yelling at him that’s you make an event for dudes to get as drunk as possible and scream and yell and do stupid [ __ ] you can’t be like nope that’s against the rules now that part I mean that part’s like that’s how they Market it so that part is correct so you can’t invite
Everyone to come do it and then be like no that’s don’t do that they shut down they shut down the beer and they shut down admission they were like they’re trying to stop we’ve lost control of our that’s wrong but I don’t think I think I think it’s okay for golfers to then
Chirp at people be like [ __ ] you guys yes of course but like that that clip of Billy hor wasn’t him Zack Johnson Zack Johnson was kind of being trying to get him out he was like Hey like come on just shut up the Billy horel just
Happened to be walking by as like guys were screaming in his back swing he’s like not his [ __ ] back swing I think that golfers should get to fight someone yeah like you should yell you should yell back yeah yeah yell yell back if you’re a golfer and then be prepared for
The criticism and and the drunken screams that come back from The Gallery at the riter cup it’s like Angel to to fight the people that yell and back s idea all the caddies should be bouncers that would be awesome it’s a great idea imagine if they had all the Scottsdale
Bouncers be the caddies for the week yeah and that would be [ __ ] that would rock there should be dancers at the on the pins yes that would be incredible don’t sell it as this crazy party an awesome time because it is an awesome time and then get upset when
It’s an awesome time that’s my big point at the rider cup they always do it where especially in Europe they get the chance going they get the songs going and then they know to stop like right before the swing happens that’s impressive when you get a bunch of like drunk hooligan
Europeans to just immediately shut up right before the swing happens but I also kind of wish that they would be able to cheer throughout the entire swing yeah cuz hey answer me this do you think it would be it’s way worse if like one guy’s yelling in your back swing
Right if the entire crowd is cheering well yeah then it just becomes background noise yeah so just just cheer everyone cheer through the back swing I don’t care if you want if you want works like that if you want to pay the guys to like an appearance fee for justce event
I’m fine with that they know they’re going to get abused it was a tough look for the PGA when I think it was maybe Friday the leaderboard of the live was insane and the leaderboard for the waste management was not I love doing that during during tournaments you just look
At this board such a good although John ROM was getting upset at at fans that live which is very funny when you take that paycheck yeah you should not be bothered about anything I just assume you should just show up golf but louder yep uh all right Jake my who’s back is
Joe flacko he pulled off a huge upset and he beat Demar Hamlin for comeback player of the year on Thursday night shocking it was a fake punt I think if dear didn’t do that fake punt I think he would have won but we saw him and it was
Nice when he got on the field and you could be like oh look he came back he played in game gets the ball in his hands didn’t look so good good for Joe uh who won MVP um Lamar Jackson okay who won defensive player of the year uh Jaylen Carter no
No no Defensive Player of the Year miles Garrett miles Garrett and who won defensive offensive rookie of the year was that CJ shroud was and who won Defensive Rookie was actually his teammate who Jaylen Carter it was J that one was Jaylen Carter yeah oh oh no it
Was actually will Anderson oh from the Texans I I don’t care but Jaylen Carter was minus 250 I don’t care I mean defar was a big favorite he lost if you had if you had I wouldn’t have done [ __ ] who cares you would have you’ve been
Telling us we said Will Anderson was a good bet in December and you’re like jayen find the clip I absolutely said that I absolutly said Will Anderson you said jayen Carter I’m not pulling the clip okay so Jaylen Carter did not win no who cares I thought it cared a lot I
Thought it was funny that that Joe Flaco I thought I still think it should have been Baker I think Baker should have won that he won a playoff game who’ he beat in the playoffs the Jaylen Carter oh Jaylen Carter yeah so Baker Mayfield should have won that award but whatever
Although it’s not that impressive to beat the non-defensive Rookie of the Year that’s a good point yeah no it’s I’m shocked the media didn’t give this to toar yeah no it was no it’s actually it’s actually a win for guys like us and a loss for guys like you for the
Storyline you [ __ ] you were rooting for Demar yeah he deser like oh this [ __ ] guy died he’s okay so if dear Hamin had taken that fake punt for a first down they converted the bill the Bills win that game he 100% win come the votes done before the playoffs I don’t
Know I think they are they absolutely are yeah Jake I’m actually happy he didn’t because you absolutely rude you would have done a tweet been like from Death to comeback Player of the Year not that dreams come true well I was also thinking Travis was very close to scoring the game wining touchdown
Tonight yeah yeah they wanted that that yeah did that ruin the Super Bowl for you no oh I bet oncore a touchdown on that drive too I thought so that ruin the Super Bowl for you yeah I mean [ __ ] I would have been happier for sure I’m
Just so happy that I’ve been on Patrick Mahomes it feels so good it really does like Chiefs fans have been giving me so much [ __ ] and now they can’t because it’s like I I agree I agree you’re the best like what are you gonna do you’re the [ __ ] best you can’t say anything
At all you can’t they’re the best they deserve the glazing they’re the [ __ ] best team and they have a Dynasty now and Patrick Mahomes what if he wins next year he’s he said that he’s like flipping into villain mode which he’s not becoming a dick but at some point you
Have everyone around him is no you have to embrace well no actually Britney big glow up thisy Mahomes Jackson trying to get into her uh her VIP box Jackson tried to get into her box Y and there was a a bouncer right outside that was like sorry man can’t do it and then
Britney just with the Casual like shrug like what are you going to do and also um listen we’ve had patch for mes on the show I want to have him back on on the show we’ve tried to get him back on the show he hasn’t been back on the
Show Brit that was Britney is attractive she looked great Sports Illustrated CL in a classy way she looked she was a very attractive nice I want to just all due respect Patrick you won well I think she’s just a great woman yeah and she was hot a
Great woman yeah and you just won the Super Bowl I got this one and your wife is hot and wood I’m not saying that I would I you let me finish my sentence I would say that his wife is very attractive good job that’s good yeah yeah I
Finished it uh okay last football I would like to sleep with her knowing that I’m not thinking about sleeping with her right right agreed I I want to go to bed tonight with Britney Mahomes knowing in the back of her head like PFT is a good guy right yeah I’d like yeah
If she was too drunk I would call her Uber yep absolutely yep uh last football show boys what Max sad hey Max you know that like in the your out of the gutter in the in the 5 Seconds that the microphone was on during the show in that Booth
Caught you in a nasty little hiccup earlier ooh too much soda yeah big soda boy sodas hiccups I have nothing to do with sodas Max get me two what do you mean hiccups have nothing to do with sodas burps do they have everything to do with sodas bur do everything to do
With sodas hicups for sure you’re probably your butt was hiccuping on that plane cuz you had two sodas you guys don’t even understand what a hiccup is uh boys we’re going into the Darkness 7 months before there’s another football game yeah but we got the draft we got
The draft draft goes to us bears are on the clock we are the Draft Kings bears are on the clock uh I heard it was a historic call Historic H is what they’re looking for multiple shout out Ryan poles finally we got a GM that knows how
To work the media because it was like raport and shefter said historic hall within like three minutes of each other yeah that’s pretty good sent that text I I actually did get a chance to speak with Jeff lorri the owner of the Eagles uh while I was out of my gourd on
Mushrooms you congratulate him on his defensive rookie league I did yeah I congratulate him on that another great season for the Eagles long way to go before taking on a team like I congratulate him on getting a new head coach who they surely fired after this
Last season no I said um who do you think we’re going to take you think we’re going to trade up and get uh the number one pick and take Caleb Williams and he said I certainly hope not so exclusive reporting there you go so they’re not that’s one team that’s not
Going to be taking I’m going to report to the Chiefs will not be taking Cale okay Jeff L hopes that the commanders do not take Caleb Williams yeah oh wait Jeff Lorry or you said the Eagles the Eagles yeah what’ you say commanders there because I said do you think we’re going
To take but did he know you were a commanders fan or you thought you were an Eagles fan no he knew I was a commander oh okay cuz that’s confusing no I I saw Jeff Lori and I just started talking to him about the commanders oh
Yeah got it I thought you were talking about the Eagles yeah that was confusing sorry okay that’s all right you still have mushrooms no I wish I think he may have thought you were talking about Eagles too he might there’s a very good chance I would say if you go up to an
Owner and say are we going to take Caleb Williams he’s like no no I was I was wearing a Commander’s hat uh Still Still I think he might he it’s a very good possibility I don’t think I was explaining myself myself cly hope not and you and you were on my yeah
I don’t think I was explaining myself in the moment uh that thoroughly yeah all right great football season boys going to miss it but you know what the schedule always does us well I feel like I’m I’m tired I need a vacation you know
What I have to this is the best way to to get into the beautiful cyclical nature of sports I’m going to look up how many days uh it is until pitchers and catchers report yeah how many days we got how many days start dates baseball’s coming back to Arizona and Florida uh
The Dodgers and Padre’s will report to Spring training earlier than everyone else blah blah blah blah blah they’re going on February n February 14th wow I was going to say right by our NBA preview so wait we got we have two days that’s that’s Wednesday two days until pitchers and catchers
Report we did it five weeks till selection Sunday we did it all right uh numbers 40 71 8 three 18 20 Shane 99 pug pug Shane 21 for Shane pug you you what what did you think about the halftime show the half time show great halftime show it was great halftime show
Pug thank you 44 44 love you guys all right boys did it oh [ __ ] hold on go back what false alarm 44 was already in there what do you mean I didn’t hit reset we’re going again we’re going again we’re going again someone just got someone just got very excited about
44 it was already in there imagine if IID said 44 Max would have been just [ __ ] spending all night being like nobody won so I said if I had said 44 oh oh yeah oh yeah I mean me I’m gonna need four sodas for how late I’m
Going stay up all right numbers 71 eight 18 40 three 20 99 pug Shane’s got 21 99 point we were talking outside earlier that uh yes what a end of the football season pug that if awl see pug out in public they they need to either bark at
Them or give them a Boop yeah what’s the what’s the P scr behind his ears pug p p pug p p pug pug pug pug pug pug pug pug pug pug [ __ ] yes pug nice work pug please don’t bark at me though P so boop boop boop all right so you want people
Touching your face what about belly rub pug i bark at me yeah Fu I think the bark is be definitely better than the Boop yeah okay I’ll take the Mark yeah no booping yeah sniff his ass or just hump him yeah way to go pug [ __ ] huge great football season boys
Great football season great football season I think pug is the only person on the show that everyone is universally happy that he wants Oh Yeah Yeah by far cuz we don’t want to see the other guys I I don’t want to see anyone of you win
Except for him Jake do you want to see us win Jake see he of course he does you want to see us win he’s a weirdo like that I want to see everyone one you’re disgusting say it again love you love you guys
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“Kittle was hurt” lol
Jake that was awesome made me actually laugh out loud
fanboying out over dana white gambling stories god what pathetic sellout simps you guys have become. dana white slapped his wife, are you going to have OJ simpson on the pod next??
99 Pug
1 hour 45 mins is pathetic for Super Bowl ngl boys
Hardemsn line was a good one, so was the 80s deliverance reference
Eagles would be like 5th. Chiefs, 9ers, Ravens, Lions, then Eagles. Stinky
Jake… what the hell LOL
Pft not knowing the awards were voted on before the playoffs is a tough look… not a football guy
Kelce had 9 for like 93. All came in 2nd half other than 1 catch for 1 yd
Barstool is just Dave’s Tunnel of chaos
Jesus big cat looks so bloated here. Man I’m worried for him. Lay off the salt and booze
Jake just gave us an all time fastest 2 minutes
Fastest 2 minutes was the most electric Jake has ever been 😂
Spoiler warning!!!!!!!!
Pug deserved more of a chance to talk 🥲
Speaking for a lions fan in the heart of Detroit we all feel the same as Don does.
I got screwed on the 44 but it was worth it, PUG!
Since all the coping patriots fans want to go with the head to head record argument, then I guess Eli Manning is better than Brady because he’s 2-0 against him huh
Ludacris doing his features is a Luda concert
Jake crushed it
Analytics MANDATE going 1st in overtime.
Thank you for another great season boys. Congrats
This soup bowl thing does drive me insane 😂
They have a clock in overtime periods so that if it runs out they swap sides of the field, just like the end of an quarter, which could matter if it's a windy stadium.
99 pug!
99 pugg
unironically id buy a cheesesteak burrito with 2 sodas
I can’t believe footballs over 😔
1:41:35 Is the best place to start if u spark
The Chiefs won the last 2 Superbowls with a play called Corndog. Andy Reid.
Niners needed to put them away when they had the chance…just like new England. Gotta get em down and keep em down 🤷♂️..congrats to Taylor's box
PFT has Short range vision. 😂
PFT really struggled thru that early ad read, yikes
Wow. Jake stole the whole show with his fastest 2 min 👀
He lost an AFC Championship at home he can’t be 6 for 6
SHank is a golf hardo?
Pug!
99 PUG!!!!!!
Pug you are what Josh Allen would like if he was just a regular fan of the Buffalo Bills
Thank you big cat. As a chiefs fan I've been saying for years they need to bring back the qb sneak. He got hurt in a freak 1 in a million play. If 43 year old tom brady can run the sneak than patrick mahomes can too…
Crazy I was just thinking “everytime I hear 99 pug it’s the grossest voice I ever heard” then he won