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We have a very special edition of jyn CFB today oo something we’ve never done before probably because this has only existed for like three months mons but that’s okay because this is a historic day we are presenting the first ever footies award the footies Lucy we had a big plan

That we were going to come in here and Taylor was going to wear a tux and we were going to wear like awards show I mean it’s Awards season right the Emmys the Golden Globes the critic Choice Awards all happening so the footies are coming their perfect time of year and

Then we were like e we’re not going to do that we’re just going to do the awards keep it simple yes right so I did bring a ball gown I’m not wearing it and I’m not going to I also brought a gown we we prepped for it also we learned

This morning and we’re filming this as of Thursday in case Iowa hires an offensive coordinator by tomorrow um probably not that someone else already has claimed the award Nam the footies yeah the fantasy footballers so we want to say that’s yours dibs first however we already made the graphic too late to

Change it but just know that we we that was your idea that we didn’t mean to steal but it’s yours you can have it but we’re going to also borrow and homage to you we’re we’re using it right now yeah so good for you guys you came up with it

First football am I right yeah it’s crazy so fun so Lucy how is this going to work we have a bunch of award categories this kind of came off of last week’s segment we were like trying to think of like oh we need a top five or

The best moments but too much happens in college football for just a top five so we have a bunch of categories very exciting categories uh very deserving nominees this is a this is a big deal it’s the first one ever we’re going to do this every year forever Lucy as long as we’re

Both here doing gen CFB and so you’re going to read a award and the nominees and then I’m going to give the winner and then we’ll kind of like go back and forth a little bit yeah exactly what Tina Fay and Amy po do exactly comedy

Duo Legends Lucy and me and Amy Po and Tina f and Taylor and Taylor yep Taylor’s are will Ferell yeah that’s great he doesn’t have anything to say don’t worry North Carolina’s nominated for a couple Awards you may be coming home with some foot Hardware today we don’t do we have any physical

Award no we made them destroy those microphones all right yeah so just like imagine an award there are you ready Jess I’m ready let’s get going I feel like we’re going to run out of time because we have so many awards so let’s start many all right so the first award

Of the night or day whenever you’re listening to this if the season ended in September the nominees are Maryland Colorado Air Force Washington State and our beloved cuse orange wow all deserving winners Lucy but I feel like every year this award should just go to Syracuse am I right I feel like it

Should I got to say I’m going to be a little sad when Maryland doesn’t have to play the Big 10 e schedule anymore and then now we have to start thinking about them in October like kind of hope it goes to them well let’s see who the winner is it’s

Syracuse wow good job if the season ended in September award the rare team to win the if the season ended in September award that lost in September it doesn’t matter it was September 30th there’s no way they did that they ended up finishing six and six and fired their

Coach as all September winners do all right so good job Syracuse very proud of you our next award is the award for the most elder abuse the nominees are Jake Dicker to Lee Coro for getting mad about that college game day comment the nobody wants us bowl and we have Lucy to Lee

Coro getting mad that Lee Corso is simply on college game day yes Lucy you are nominated for a footy we also have Ryan day to Lou Holtz after the Notre Dame Ohio State game wondering Lou Holtz was probably asleep and finally uh a surprise nomination for Chris Cody uh

Chris Cody to his father Cody uh so the award for most elder abuse Lucy who do we think is going to win this one man Chris can be mean man Chris can be mean I don’t think it’s him but I kind of hope so who who won the award let’s open

The envelope the winner goes to Ryan day to lul wow ma’am was he angry I agree I mean that was a one of the memes of the year he was so mad it was such a weird moment it was really weird it was like in on NBC like

Everyone’s like wow what a huge win and and that happened I was at the game actually so I was like throwing up in the bathroom out of anger and and kind of missed the moment happened live and then saw it after the fact and was just

Blown away at how strange it was you could feel that was like building up in in Ryan Day for a while W stay against everybody he was waiting to be mad at LOLs on National Television haven’t we all though true all right our next Award Best cry oh okay and the nominees are

Chiron Moore after beating Penn stat oo that was a good cry he cried buts Jones on the sideline after getting blown out against Oklahoma it’s more of a s that was really upsetting and finally me at every game oh my God nominated again Luc are we afraid you’re going to become the

Better colal of footy nominees and not win one I’m scared because I’m not going to win this I don’t think you going to win this one because actually chirome Moore won the Hy for best cry H happy for him I mean he he deserved the moment but it was a it was

A very uh dramatic soab I cried at every game he cried at one game he cried at every we know that we know of sure it was a good cry happy for him oh we got a big one coming up here tell us who it is all right the Mario cristall award for

Game management oh wow we have a a stacked field we have Georgia Tech in Miami the end of the game debacle where Mario Chrystal did not kneel it out and Georgia Tech won we have Jed fish at the end of the Arizona USC game that was

When we had to talk about overtime rules after that um also congrats on the Washington job to Jed fish uh we also have another Mario crystal ball nomination the end of the pinstrip bolt finishing the season with all those timeouts in your pocket carrying them

Over to week one next year I like the move Mario and finally the referees at the end of the Iowa Minnesota game Lucy I feel like you nominated that yourself there not a fair catch that this not this this tune in to YouTube by the way um not all right well

Tell us who won the winner is man this is the right choice it’s the right choice the Georgia Tech Miami knee debacle one of the best moments of the season if not the best I feel like this should win multiple Awards because similar to the Ryan day thing like this

Was something that broke contain outside of the college football World everyone I mean NFL coaches were talking about this it was it was a big deal it was very upsetting so congrats to Mario crystall for winning the Mario crystall award for game management that’s huge this this

Was a moment where it didn’t even feel real that it actually it didn’t feel real it really no you’re absolutely right and this also happened as Notre Dame was losing on like ABC and I was like all right well I’ll turn on the stupid Miami game because everyone’s

Tweeting at me and that it made me feel so much better because being a hater is so much fun I had the opposite where I turned this game off with like a minute 30 left I’m doing the math in my head I’m like oh this game’s over and then I

Get the notification that like Georgia Tech has the ball I’m like something’s not adding up here how was that yeah that was a upsetting game if you were a Miami fan but and then you lost to Rucker so I guess things got worse from there you’re also undefeated at the time

That was Miami’s first I mean it can’t be overstated how insane that was BCS number one winning yeah BCS number one my name oh man absolutely tough so our next award is the biggest game that ended up meaning nothing the nominees are UNC Miami put that on the list sad Notre

Dame Ohio State me sad TCU Colorado o every Florida State game in Ohio State Pinn State all right Lucy well I feel like there’s a very obvious winner here it turns out the biggest game that ended up meaning nothing was actually all of the Florida State games this year every single game

Because they went 13 and0 and did not make the playoff famously um did do you think bu Corgan knew Sabin was retiring was like we got to put him in there it’s his last last ride he when Sabin announced he was retiring he just like broke it like started sobbing he would

Have won best cry for being like I’m saved I’m saved oh man sorry to Florida State but it was it was tremendous content for a while would never want it to happen to me though um but very deserving Award winners uh next we have oh another big one they’re all big ones

Folks if you’re not catching on every single award is important here at the footies we have the Dan lebatard he’s changing the game and coming for everybody’s stuff award wow okay our nominees Dion Sanders Mike Ryan the first booster to ever be on The Dan levitar show and David Braun Lucy

Explained this one to me head coach Northwestern that’s a Northwestern team that won a bowl game against Utah true they weren’t supposed to win single game this year God man I’m talking myself into the David Brun answer okay well tell us who won open the envelope I kind of wish all three could

Win I really do this is one of those Awards that’s hard to announce who would Dan lebatard pick and the winner is Dion Sanders yay finally an award for Colorado they’ve been nominated a few times on here this one means more than Sports person this one means objectively more

He now has a footy remember when every show was just De Young talk you every show we did every show we did yes it was yeah I do remember that we had that board in the back we should have kept that cuz I feel like at this point until right now it

Would have been right now it would have been at like 60 days maybe I mean maybe like 20 days maybe like a week and a half I don’t know when was the last time Dan talked about Dion It’s been a long time portal portal all right so recent

Yeah yeah all right all right our next award this one a sad one the best memorial for a Co that is still alive surprisingly a lot happy a lot of nominations all right tell us who’s nominated all right the nominees are Jim Harbaugh and the the four yeah he that

Was for the first suspension that was for the first suspension and I think they had free harball also for the first suspension and they got to reuse those for the second expension suspension so good for you guys uh Nick Savin and all the oatmeal cream pies candles and

Candles also bag of ice which just left out there I would have taken that always use more ice uh Lee Corso oh yeah they did that tribute to him on it was very sweet that’s a non-sarcastic nomination non-sarcastic at all and then my my final one or my favorite one Brian fence

Wearing all black after he was let go and refusing to wear the Iowa logo it was sort of his own wow this is AAL stack category really tough four legendary coaches yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah well yeah Jim Harbaugh won because that was uh that was a fun one everyone pay

Your the number four and our next fooie goes to the James Franklin fraud of the Year wow I wonder who’s going to win this one very similar to our Mario cryst ball award for game management where you kind of have to wonder should the guy

Who the award is named after just win it every year but we’ll find out because the nominees are the Liberty Flames James Franklin Lincoln Riley ooh that’s mean and Connor stallion’s vacuum company on Amazon delivering dirty vacuums to people who thought they were getting clean refurbished ones now

Cameos now now on CIO yeah so who wins our uh inaugural James Franklin fraud of the Year award Lucy well this one can go to none other than James Franklin H the congratulations a lot of people are mad at us because they think that we’re not fair to James Franklin in Penn State

And I would just like to point out that we’re not fair to anyone we’re very mean people if you’re not if you haven’t caught on to that by now we hate your team we hate very much also we should have got Conor stallions to announce the winner of

Taylor why didn’t you think of this yesterday B does he have a 24hour option yeah it’s extra a rush delivery he’s I mean he’s never going to pay for a drink in an arbor ever in his life he shouldn’t he’s a national champion do you think if Harbaugh gets uh the

Chargers job or wherever he ends up going Conor stallions has a shot at being back on that staff next year is the NCAA like no no no no I think he won’t go back to Michigan but I think he’ll follow Jim Char great I was gonna say Conor

Stallions like if Jim harball leaves there’s part of Connor stallion’s mind where he like I might get interviewed for this head coaching job well it depends if it’s in the manifesto Lucy what’s our next award all right next category fan of the year and the nominees are are Tyler from Spartanburg

How can we forget him hope he’s Tyler Tyler Cole from Oklahoma State we met you there and you were awesome he’s the one that loves Tony loves Tony um no one has ever been that excited to see me in human history so thank you Cole that’s

Why you made it on here um PE from Grand Bay Me Lucy nominated fan of the Year nominee okay yourd these Awards or you’re third nomination maybe you’ll win this one and finally the guys that wore the punt sweatshirts to all the Iowa Games wow oh my God another stack

Category but our winner is the one and only Tyler from Spartanburg sorry Lucy I mean Tyler from sparenberg turned around an entire season for the Clemson Tigers and whether or not he was a plant I don’t know but he did a lot for dbos Sweeney’s career all right and a lot for

That team ended up finishing the season nine and four won their bowl game Gator Roll very exciting stuff so thank you to Tyler from Spartanburg I I suppose for the content and also for being the best fan out there you got your team to go on a little winning streak thank you

Tyler and our next award o this feels like this should be our our last one but it’s not we have actually three more so we’re we’re near the end of the footies luy and I’m very sad um but this is the award for best foot the footy for best foot nominees

Are Shane Beamer who broke his foot this year kicking something he wouldn’t tell us what because he was very mad and very sad Harrison mevas the thicker kicker he hit that 61 yard bomb field goal Lucy and it was absolutely electric we also got to see him play in the bul game so

Shout out to Harrison mevis maybe he’ll win and finally your favorite Tory Taylor the punter at Iowa Lucy who’s going to win the inaugural footy for best foot I am so proud to announce that the winner is Tori Taylor from the University of Iowa wow okay can you give an acceptance

Speech on his behalf I wish Australian accent um he’s gone now you just say nar Nar I did that if I were Tory Taylor I would say thank you to myself for being better than everyone else and thank you to Brian fence for keeping those punts

Coming thank you so much don’t know what i’ do without you guess what the next guy I was bringing in I’ve watched this tape he’s great o it’s it’s like following Sabin though it’s a tough act you don’t want to be the guy after the

Guy Taylor you told me you have a a stat here give it to me yep Tory Taylor led the NCAA in punts this year 93 punts second he had 13 more than second place 22 more then third place he was so good at it too he he kept us we would

Probably be what we were 10 and three which is disgusting and crazy that is crazy yeah we talk about how like one of the worst statistical offenses in college football wins 10 games games in the Big 10 you know how they do that field position best foot Tory Taylor I

Mean I think you can actually like he he won Iowa games he won several games yeah I mean we joke but he absolutely deserves this footy six and a half punts per game Crazy number it’s a lot of I’m kind of numb to it so I’m like yeah Lucy’s like I have

No concept of what is a crazy number of puns anymore no clue all right Lucy who do we have next all right our next award is Thanks for the Memories a sad one and the nominees are the Pack 12 sad Nick Sabin oh Sabin Jimbo Fisher

O and a special category for all the quarterbacks leaving college football this year wow can you give us a list of of who that is Sam Hartman he should win every award toah Tanner morai Jaden Daniels Heisman winner yeah spencec a rather is he really done

I think he was on the list of quarterbacks entering the draft in 2024 kadon slovis Spencer Sanders and JT Daniels wow these are names that I feel like I’ve gotten C I’ve gotten accustomed to just hearing on Saturdays during football season whatever team that they’re on I’ve enjoyed watching uh

All of these quarterb I will miss them all especially Sam Hartman Notre Dame if he starts a game in the NFL do you think he’ll say Notre Dame or Wake Forest I think say Notre it’s a question for a lot of these quarterbacks I mean bonick

Is obviously going to say Oregon but you know some of these guys could see it go either way should ask them I will ask I will ask them that who who wins this award Lucy the winner for things for the Memories none other than the Pack 12

Conference Oh yay sort of gone and never forgotten I really it would have been a nice poetic ending for Washington to win the national championship because I think that was what a lot of fans were building towards like look you ruined this great thing you stupid television networks and University presidents and

Athletic directors and all these greedy people look this was the best year ever of the Pack 12 more parody than ever best quarterbacks in all of college football in this league and now they won but they didn’t so it kind of sucked and now they’re joining the Big 10 who did

Win so didn’t get the little nice neat bow at the end of it but regardless I mean it is next year is going to be extremely chaotic because of all of the Sabin gone conference Es are completely different and all of these other the portal obviously is crazy but it is

Going to be so weird to just see the pack or the Pack 12 teams that have left part of all the new like the big 10 and the Big 12 and the ACC it just is going to take a long time to get used to and

It makes me sad can’t wait for UCLA recers though really wow looking forward to that one there are I mean um the schedules they do intrigue me they’re weird they’re very weird so odd can’t wait to USC at ryanfield but thanks for the Memories Pack 12 we hardly knew

You all right ready for our final category I’m ready Lucy this one the last footy moment of the year and the nominees are the Connor stallion signs stealing Scandal wow that’s a lot of s’s that wow say it five times fast Conor salion sign stealing scandals Conor San

Sign stealing Scandal Conor Sal okay I’m done it’s hard yeah tough than all right just some special moments from that he wrote a 500 page Michigan Manifesto on how he would one day lead the program that is a possibility now and he ran a vacuum business quite unsuccessfully all

At the same time that’s not easy to do huge nomination I mean when we look back on 2023 I don’t know how we’re not immediately associating the season with Connor stallion so if he doesn’t win it is an upset he’s my time he’s my sports person of the year it was probably one

Of my yes absolutely one of my he should every footy like one of the most insane like few weeks of college football was just every new Conor stallions update coming trickling out every new thing you found out about him was so weird and so just batshit and just I the entire thing

Was so weird we still haven’t really gotten a full resolution to it yet either other than he’s not on he’s not on the staff anymore so it was a weird time to be alive he is in my heart give us give me the other nominees though next nominee is Alabama beating Auburn

On a fourth and goal Hail Mary from the 32 yd line yeah fourth and 31 be one of those plays we all remember forever if that had not gone Alabama’s way we would be celebrating a dog’s three Pat right now which is kind of crazy like that’s

Just insane to think about but hey it happens that’s why they brought in Hugh frees to beat Nick sa who was no longer there and then didn’t even do it oh how did Hugh frees not get nominated is is he on this I guess this technically is a

Hugh fre backhanded nomination but yeah feel like should have been on this list somewhere any who give me the other ones next nominee is Florida State missing out on the playoffs a sad they already won they not I wouldn’t give that moment of the year it was like sad moment of

The year yeah next nominee huge this is a good one Jeff trailer getting his finger caught in one of those mouse traps thatsa planted around the facility when they were like hey don’t don’t go after the cheese and then he did do that yeah I would do it too I love cheese

It’s like my main food group our next nominee the posum on the field during the Texas Tech game Oh yay I love that guy he was so cute look you throw tortillas on the field you’re GNA get animals yeah and it was great all right Conor stallions I don’t know this other

Animal themed one might win now this is tough all right next nominee is metal AR media applying for the wrong natural Jammy sh game credential for luy man that one was so funny and not even getting that CR not even getting appr that one yeah I mean it also sad like this

Could be the sad sad moment of the Year along with Florida State getting left left out of sorry I’ll stop yeah yeah yeah there no I’m I’m so glad everybody’s loving this um and the final nominee Pop-Tart bow m y all right Lucy the winner of our final fooy the moment

Of the year is the Pop-Tart bull mascot getting sacrificed and eaten by Kansas State players after the first ever poptart blll wow what a moment this has been such a fun award show Lucy all of these nominees are very deserving of footies I don’t know how

We’re going to top this next year what what was your what was your favorite moment of the college football season oh that’s a good well when Brian parents got fired was pretty good for me personally um I don’t know probably should have thought of that before

What’s your favor thre that one mine is very personal to me which was Notre Dame beating USC at home when USC was undefeated and then Sam Hartman did the this thing which is very funny that like Texas basketball can’t handle the horns down good luck in the SEC buddies oh man

You also you should be watching this on YouTube because that didn’t make a lot of sense over audio I was doing the fight on but fight off thing with the Sam Harman did with the upside down but you know what I’m talking about anyways that was my favorite moment but you know

Conor stallions it’s a really close it’s like 1 a1b because that [ย __ย ] was funny yeah that’s my favorite all right Long Live Well maybe that should have won moment of the year then we both agree who who decided who the winners were Taylor I if it Hade no if it were us I

Definitely would have won I don’t trust the committee Lucy 0 for five at the footies year oh man maybe better Lu next year loose well thanks for watching the footies everyone on gen CFB we’re not for girls please don’t us why did we why do we name awards at foot

Foot feet the the the generations the Jens The jennies The J oh we got another jennies that would be good the ballies ballies I don’t know that one I like putties we’ll stick with putties

36 Comments

  1. Top 5 reasons Smetty has to go:

    OLI She's constantly eating breakfast,ย  on her phone, yawning, late, and not paying attention. This causes Dan to consistently call on her like an OCD kindergartner that has to participate in class.

    Her background laugh is extremely fake and annoying.

    The extent of her in depth football knowledge last year was calling a Chiefs trick play 'cute'

    Her limited fakes are terrible and not in an endearing way. She constantly uses awkward voice inflections when she's gets defensive.

    She left Minnesota (the land of 10,000 lakes) off her top 5 fishing states.

    Any compliments she's gets in the YouTube comments are only about people finding her sexually attractive.

    She thinks she is playing a character when she gets defensive or louder, however she doesn't have enough self awareness to know that that is her authentic self simply trying too hard to fit in!

    5. She's constantly playing the victim or using pretty or youth privilege to wiggle out of when she's dead wrong.

    4.Speaking of dead, she is the queen of leaving dead fish…for example, her constantly interrupting or derailing intelligent conversations with David Samson with other show members.ย  SHOCKULER!!!

    3. She once bragged about getting her dog high and posting it on Instagram.

    2. The Nick Wright interview where she suggested incest between Nick and his adult son. Cringest moment in show history.

    1. She has absolutely no chemistry with the shipping container.

  2. The "If the Season Ended in September" award should be named the Notre Dame award. It's a freak season when the Acquiescin' Irish ridiculous Top 25 ranking isn't revealed to be a huge mistake, and they're still relevant at the end of October.

  3. Listening to the Fantasy Footballers last year had me come last.
    Keep that name, fuck those guys!

  4. Lucy didnโ€™t cry during her acceptance speech for her Iowa guy? โ€œThis is for all of the little feet out there with a dream! It wonโ€™t be easy, but just keep kicking, believe in your toes, and good things can happen!โ€

  5. I would love GEN CFB to meet Aussie Rules 18-v-18 Footy, with the general absence of hard-shelled helmets and far less padding. Great work with the new segment, J&L; hope to see more about the "carousel/portal" this off-season.

  6. Donโ€™t worry Smetty what happened to FSU will never happen to you beautiful. Your team will never be as dominant as FSU was this season.

  7. This show should be called "2 lonely thoughts"๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”. Fr, this segment is so bad, they should just show the American flag and p play what ever anthem we play๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ bro this turd of time is so poorly wasted. If rather watch C.C read live๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚..

  8. Lucy is sneaky ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’จ and seems so cool. Thats all for my unintentional creepy YouTube comment ๐Ÿ˜‚

  9. โ€˜That is not a fair catchโ€™ correct, which is why it was called an invalid fair catch. Because you canโ€™t do that and then run w the ball

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