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01:27 Hank and Crazy Plane Lady (Tiffany Gomas)
15:53 Erik Spoelstra allegedly signed his extension after he signed divorce papers
26:52 George Carlin AI Special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kONMe7YnO8&t=48s
47:15 Jackie’s Simulation theory debate
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01:10:38 Feits’ Emo mashup
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01:16:18 Walk It Out Penguins:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxSO_PD5g2M
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Veterans of the Blog game two Veterans of bar stool two guys that I would say ordinarily like we’ve seen it all can’t surprise us um but there’s a storyline bubbling in the barol world that has just grabbed a hold of me and and I and
I can’t can’t shake from it uh and it’s one that I I’m if it’s what I believe it to be I think is one of the craziest wildest didn’t ever think something like this would happen storylines at bar stool and I almost I’m like we should
Just like call him and get to the bottom of it but I’m I want to just almost ride this wave like a fan and F and ride this train off tracks and see I have never mentioned it Hank and the crazy plane lady are like shopy schmoopy on [ __ ] the internet man
Like R is Hank dating the crazy plane girl is is Hank dating the viral plain girl is that his girlfriend what is going on I it would probably be if it is true and it is like it’s a very weird it’s like almost like I’m not talking to
Hank yes so I can talk into a microphone cuz like I don’t know anything that like you don’t know all I know is what you’ve seen same you same as the fan at home it feels like if if you’re like sometimes like the relationships here get a little
Uh muddied or whatever and people are aware of them and stuff like that yeah whereas like I this is just from a fan perspective I’ve only seen videos and clips and stuff never even mentioned it I I it’s a little more comfortable talking about it it’s it’s probably the
Most amazing thing that’s ever happened to bar that’s what I’m saying like like like there’s been so many so many times where I’m like only bar stool we get we get so lucky we get we get the breaks the timing the whatever you know this person happened
To be there when Dave was there or Dave ran in you know what amazing things have happened we we we we’ve Tracked Down Daniel top style we’ve kind of done like web Redemption things where we’ve we’ve done content with people who’ve gone viral Frank the Tank was a perfect I
Frank came into our world like th those things have happened nobody has ever gone on to have what appears to be a romantic relationship with someone who was like Mega viral aru the biggest of the Year lady is when you have a name like I she’s like Charlie Bit our finger of Our
Generation like like because also it was so it became conspiratorial where it was like every corner of the internet was like that one was the weirdest conspiracy though where people are like she hasn’t said anything it’s like yeah she’s a regular person who went viral
She does not want to be and and also people being like what like we need answers like it was a [ __ ] drunk and high person who got scared on a plane I don’t know this seems very sh go open shut to me uh but it reached every
Corner of the internet when you get a name crazy plane lady like she was referring to herself as crazy plane lady right uh and yeah she did go silent for a while and then when she popped up she was always deemed like hot people are always like oh I would [ __ ] crazy
Plane lady yeah and then when she popped up like you know done up hair makeup all that [ __ ] it was like oh yeah this girl’s a rocket and then all of a sudden Han’s just like popping up with her right or she’s popping up with
Him and they were doing it in a way that I was like oh this this is on purpose like they may be hooking up or whatever but they’re also clearly trying to make it like are we dating or are we not dating yeah good um so I kept being like
Oh this is like a Content thing they’re playing the game you know he he gets ready for the the Cowboys game and then at the end it’s just like boom she’s here but I was like oh that’s what you do when you’re trying to make it be like
Are we dating are we not dating but then like the picture together at the game but then her quote tweet saying Psych like what does this mean what does this mean usually I’m like on the other side of the things gossiping and putting out the gossip so as much as I traffic in
That and I do that for one minute man and stuff I usually don’t get invested in it because I’m like doing it for work this is the first time I’m like what’s going on dating on The Dating what’s happening and it’s it’s someone I could just probably ask but I don’t think I
Want to like first of all I think it’s weird to be like y so are you dating that girl and secondly I want to this is this is what it’s like for you guys all the time like wondering about these people uh I could give a [ __ ] about like
A actor or a singer but a blogger somehow finding his way romantically to a Blog to the blog e if you will there’s a blogger and the blog e is it’s it’s almost like like uh Dave ended ending up amongst like the Patriots and stuff like
That how did this wa we cover you we don’t hang out with you that’s what I’m saying like there there are examples of it that are probably a bigger scale richer people fancier you know Gaz did Gaz meet Rick Ross at some point yeah like that kind of [ __ ] you know but
I don’t know if anybody ever [ __ ] any of them and I don’t know if Hank did and I don’t know if Hank Did is I don’t know I mean at this point I hope something’s going on cuz otherwise then you know what it’s it’s weirder if they’re not
You guys just hanging out like friends you’re just you’re just friends with the plain lady at least Banger what’s going on here Dave Dave was cuz playing girl went on PMT couple months ago maybe started football season yeah and then her and Hank went to I don’t know what teams
Maybe Northwestern I think teams played at Wrigley or so uh yeah and they went with that with PFT and I think Dave got like what’s going on here didn’t didn’t Dave was he on BFFs I feel like Dave at some point said something he talked to H
On the yak I on the yak yeah okay okay uh and was like and uh he’s like this is a bit and G said Life’s a bit right so that to me but but wait what does that mean to you is that what does that mean
That what does it mean to me that’s saying yes right right but it to me that’s either leaning towards yes or a hard no like I’m no he did it he did it did yeah like I got it in yeah okay Life’s a bit that’s a put that on a shirt man
Life is at this point at bar stool if you’re if you’re if you’re hanging out with sleeping with or dating the the crazy plane lady life is a bit life has just become a bit we are in we’re either in the simulation or we’ve broken the simulation I don’t know which I don’t
Know what’s up and what’s down at this point the uh the the video last night of him jumping in the pool and then it’s her mom’s house oh is that what it is she she she she I was thinking damn Tiffany’s doing well I thought that too
I know that too you never also Texas like exactly you never know but no matter what it’s a nice home it’s a nice home but she posted I believe got this right she posted a screenshot of a text with her mom saying something like let me find it her it was like her
Mom was saying she said don’t worry he’s all right and she was like I don’t care about him what about my wall and oh the mom said that yes I see um so I think that was more the the vibe I think but so then I think that’s the craziest of
All you’re hanging out with a crazy play lady at her mom house I can’t remember where I saw that but the the the slipping and hitting the wall is is straight out of a romcom like could not be more out of a romcom now I’m picturing like I went to bed last night
Thinking of two things one Mike too lives in Detroit two uh just m toico always holds surpriz like why does he live in Detroit why and he I of Hank firing up a do-it-yourself YouTube getting his old trusty butter knife spackling cut a hole in the in the
Drywall and then fixing that just like set to some like poppy music maybe them like putting a little plaster on each other’s faces and just and just having a ball I was like this is a romantic comedy in the clearest form in the absolute clearest form that’s a ro it’s
A romantic true love I hope we go to the wedding one day it was and to to look into it a little further it looked like a gentleman was pretty comfortable around the house that’s what I’m saying when he went running knew where to go he knew where
He was going he wasn’t like where’s the bathroom that was not his first time in the crazy plan lady’s mom’s house uh and you don’t make bets about like one of us is to jump in the pool yeah oh weirdly enough yesterday afternoon I watched the Seinfeld episode
Where um The Elaine loses a bet to a guy for dinner that Dustin Hoffman was in Star Wars and Jerry’s like come on if you’re doing Dustin Hoffman and star war he LS the bed on purpose that’s why he’s taking you to dinner and uh and uh that
Was that I mean although going into that you’re probably thinking plane ladies jumping in the pool later tonight Cowboys are wearning you know what I mean like you’re not expecting a [ __ ] 48 23 beat down what the [ __ ] 20 Beatdown uh but either way when you’re doing that like one of us
Has to jump in the pool it’s like okay and then you get warm I mean look I as a gentleman who’s played pulled the move before sometimes it works sometimes it doesn’t but you’re not deing with someone you’re not not interested right right right right I I mean you know Hank
I’ve always said that uh the book or the movie about bar stool is going to be a great one uh but I I I think I’ve said Paul but also Hank should be the one to like really write it it almost should be Through The Eyes of a guy like Hank who
Started at bartool as a child child like a a literal child I think by definition of the law but certainly by his you know brain m and personality and and and Outlook and everything and we have watched him grow I’ll never forget the Anastasia Ashley Snapchat picture the naked
Snapchat and I remember that moment being like he a boy turned into a man that day a boy a boy like uh Snapchat drew a Snapchat artwork of himself like naked surfing he grew into a man that day and and we’ve watched you know we watched it all we’ve watched him grow
Professionally we’ve watched relationships come and go we’ve watched him go from like the scumbag Club to like you know I I don’t know if he’s the fine our things Club but he’s not this wine has hops yeah you I mean he’s like he’s a you know a head of content at
This place like seen his place he’s the Fine Things Club that’s what I’m saying like like yeah yeah I guess I guess if you had to put him in the scumbag club or the Finer Things Club he’s in the Finer Things Club so like your boy came up um and if it
Includes uh a love story with a viral sensation in a weird way that’s probably the most fitting thing about maybe that’s like who Baro people either need to like date each other or you know when it’s like Taylor needs to date someone like on her level celebity should date
Someone who who have they both have a a famous life maybe you need to date an internet weirdo if you’re an internet weirdo date an internet internet weirdo I feel like that has high potential for disaster totally almost all the time would that be wouldn’t that be all like
If all if if if that was like a thing where it was like you know if you went viral and you were good-looking it was like you link up with the people well know you’re at the party or you’re at the event or whatever we uh I think
Ricky’s on this episode we talked about with him a thing a tread a thread I was reading recently about uh people who used their 15 minutes of fame right one I didn’t mention was the hot felon wait I’m sorry what did you say people the 15
Minutes of 15 minutes of fame yeah the people people who best use their 15 minutes of fame to Parlay it into real Fame hot felon was on it and I don’t know I didn’t know his story that he married a pretty rich woman I didn’t know that either and then just took her
Money and split like legally took her money like not not robbed her like took like let’s be clear though that’s robbing just let’s be clear that is not that should not be legal that’s robbing um I thought he got I thought he became a model right he did and then through modeling met
Some hot Bri person and uh when you’re a dude and you take half I applaud it because it’s like one for the good guys we got to we got to fight back a little bit Fight Fire with Fire but I would you ever do that depends how much money we talking
About if I’m married to Adele remember Adele’s husband was like I want to have that [ __ ] album’s about me well but okay let’s say you don’t have a claim like that there might be like a claim like if you if you if you date someone
And you come up with them and you help them grind and you put Equity into it yourself let’s say you don’t have that let’s just say like you made your money and they make their money they make more than you you break up are you like give me half
That probably not I don’t think you would but like a Players Association you got to do it for the I got to do it for the so that’s what I’m saying that’s where I applaud it for where it’s like when examples of a guy I don’t want to
Hold out I want to I want to I want to get you guys I was just going to use nobody nobody was ever more of a greedy selfish a selfish [ __ ] than darell Rivas and he parlayed that into I’m doing it for the next great wife uh the
Next great quarterback I got to set the bar meanwhile Tom Brady is [ __ ] ruining that every year for quarterbacks and nobody cares um so I I do like it is nice to see the the the script get flipped but I just I just couldn’t do it
I hats off to anybody who does I I can’t knock the hustle but if it was just like we’re breaking up and it’s like okay do you want to do you want to like try to run this person for all their money or not i’ just be like I’m not doing it I
Don’t know maybe I maybe maybe if I didn’t have my own money or whatever but I don’t know it just was never never uh a uh an option she like you make your own money you just [ __ ] go make your own money I don’t know uh did we talk about
Spol show on this podcast no no we didn’t it was the the internet ran with the the notion that the Heat and spola waited until right after he signed his divorce papers to give him the largest extension in coaching history I mean know $120 million extension That’s player money that’s that’s that’s I
Don’t know how many years it was um but also I feel like because coaches don’t count against the cap they a good amount of not it’s not basketball coaches but football coaches I feel like every football coach signs a 10 year $100 million deal football a little different
Too because it’s like it’s almost you know as important as like the quarterback on the field as the coach and NBA you know spola is for sure the perfect example of like you a good coach you know the heat are always in it whether they got the big three or
Whether they’re you know uh you know sleeper pick like spoler is that dude so I’m not saying he’s not worth it at all but I’m saying it’s just that’s wild you know used to be coaches probably make like a couple million a year so even
Even if you not a $10 million deal it’s like 20 like maybe 30 you know we’re talking 100 plus million nine figures for coaches wild uh it he signed that deal two months after he was divorced oh I have done it right away by the same table like the president you
Know when the president is like need your signature here sir like n next one bring the contract in now do this hand right hand and left hand sign them you know those those artists who can do like six pictures at the same time I’m doing with my
Toes um I mean two months is in like legal terms documents and divorce like two months is a matter of minutes really so it really is like right [ __ ] after in that sense it’s a weird time to do an extension um so maybe it’s it’s a it’s
Possible it was just one of those things the internet like made that gospel there was no Eric spoler didn’t say it nobody in the heat said it it was just like people looked at the timeline and then one tweet went viral that said like wow
Like Pat Riley’s a g he really hooked it up like that um it would be naive to think that that was not discusted because that’s just probably how it goes where it’s just like well I have someone who’s watching my finances and looking to like take money and so let’s not add
To that pot right now but I also I don’t know who knows it could have been in the works prior could have been you know but I I do like I do like to live in a world like Miracle on 34th Street I choose to believe that you know Pat Riley walked
In and RI is like dude we got you is Pat Riley divorced I would have to imagine I would imagine so as well I would imagine Pat Riley has like fourx wives just by just by being RI I don’t know let me see if Pat Riley’s divorced that was on purpose that on
Purpose Eric spoler came in looking for a new contract ry’s like what are you an idiot [ __ ] you’re heing the you’re you’re having a hard time in your marriage dude get you next year Pat Riley has been married to one woman since 1970 really so don’t judge a
Book by its cover bro that was that was uh you know that was bad of us 50 years they’ve been together back when women were women that back when women were dudes you could trust a woman take a punch Jesus Christ dude let’s this is some story bro they
Met in 1967 Pat Riley was 22 he had just been drafted so and then they tied the out in 1970 so like you know he was he was famous you know not famous but he was like a a professional athlete but in 1970 playing for the league you probably
Could make more money you know [ __ ] working the cash register at the local Town shop uh so no I I I I definitely would have thought of Pat Riley as like a you know grease back [ __ ] New York and now Miami guy who’s like you know I got
Three of those I’ll tell you how to handle but uh maybe all the more reason maybe he was like I mean he played in La too right wasn’t he on those Lakers yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I mean that means he was like through all that [ __ ] the
Showtime Lakers dude went through the the heat 70s and 80s La ’90s New York and Miami with one woman she blind and deaf is she like yeah she like locked in the basement does she know what’s going on does he know what’s on this might be
The next to Hank and the plain lady this might be the greatest relationship I’ve ever heard ofy I’ll I’ll put her name out there she deserves she deserves more than just to be Pat Riley’s uh uh wife you know um Jesus Christ where’ go Chris rodstrom is her name Chris rodstrom Chris rodstrom
Has a more Ironclad contract than spoler just signed for real you know what she looks like though she looks like a woman you know like you you know that scene in Mystic River with Shawn Penn when he’s about to like I think go murder some
People and she’s like you are a king and Kings do what they need to do I think that scene is your Criminal Minds I referen that a lot yeah yeah yeah yeah yep yep I could see that a lot uh I wonder why uh this that woman evokes
That vibe in me like yeah like oh we’re going to New York okay let’s do it oh the Knicks won’t give you contract [ __ ] them let’s go to Miami let’s build this let’s get LeBron I love I love it what a woman what a relationship I need a
Double date Pat Riley Chris Rod from Hank plain lady my year would be done uh on so the only weirder thing on the internet than Hank and uh the plain lady this weekend or this past week I guess was the uh George Carlin artificial intelligence standup
Special this story is a wild one because it’s not just a it’s not just a stand-up special it it also involves a podcast but the Crux of it is that there’s a new hour a new hour of quote unquote George Carlin material that a AI robot put together and put out on
YouTube um it was published it was put out on the podcast dudy which is with Will Sasso from Mad TV you know that guy the name rings a bell I can’t put a face he’s kind like the big white guy from Mad TV yeah head beard yeah yeah yeah
Okay okay yep yep yep he’s got a cameo in Modern Family probably y the gay Spanish teacher sen and so he and his buddy Chad have a podcast and it’s two guys and then a third co-host SL producer is dudy who is supposedly an AI robot okay and the
Notion behind it is is there was a little tagline that was like um hang on let me pull it up it was like this is a podcast where every episode is an experiment that generates data that will be used to make the next episode even better eventually dudy will
Be perfect and so will you that’s like the tagline on dudy pod.com a fairly interesting angle for podcast I I I’m a non- AI person but that’s an interesting angle and so they talk to it like it’s a talks back or types back yes it talks back talks back has a voice and
Everything um and so on their late on this episode it’s Will Sasso and Chad Culkin uh they have been selected by a state-of-the-art entertainment AI to host the first of its kind of Comedy podcast Welcome to dudy our hosts have been convinced to Grant the dudy AI access to all their
Personal emails text messages social media accounts purchases browsing histories yo yo these guys are either the cleanest [ __ ] in the world or the craziest [ __ ] in the world uh so that it can tailor the show to their specific personalities and entertain you at the highest level possible every episode is an experiment
That’s what I said um I like the kids call Cap I think this is Cap I think they’re capping well for a couple things so on the episode that like talking doing some segments and they’re like what’s up dudy and he’s like I got a new I got a new thing for
You uh I put out a comedy special last year I guess he’s done this before I think it was just like his though and he’s like so I did it again I’ve got a new standup special I used all of like Carlin’s you know voices and and
Material blah blah blah and I put together a new special of George Carin material and I want to play for you guys and Will Sasso and Chad are like surprised they’re like okay this sounds like a little weird and I’m like are you telling me that the these guys didn’t know that
This like AI like really came up with this and decided to put this out and they didn’t know this was about to happen on their own podcast and then they play he plays like the clips and it it appears and they could just acting this is why I’m saying there’s I think
There’s some element of of uh it’s not totally as it it’s described to be cuz they’re like watching it and kind of it’s a video of car not just audio no it’s um it’s terrible it’s like stock photos that like pop up in like a a PowerPoint like almost no it should have
Been I don’t know I don’t know what it should have been but it’s like so so this let me talk about the special first the special uh the voice is oddly The Voice they like didn’t get and that’s the one thing I feel like the voice you can like nail it
But I did go back and listen to Old Carlin like young Carlin and it’s more like that okay so it sounds actually like Michael bé a little bit really yeah I mean I might as well just play a little bit for you um it it’s so it’s
More it’s more that than than like I don’t even know if I would right away be like that’s George Carlin with the voice um and then the the material itself is very Carin it’s very like uh it’s about modern times yes and then it’s updated you know like the first
Modern thing he jumps into is mass shootings which is like Carlin would absolutely tackle that you know um Let me let me just play like the very beginning for you though so in the very beginning the the dudy gives this disclaimer it’s called the the podcast
The special is called I’m glad I’m dead and he and I’ll just play like from the beginning the first couple minutes hello my name is dudy and I’m a comedy AI what you’re about to hear is my second hourong special before I get started I just want to let you know very
Clearly that what you’re about to hear is not George Carlin it’s my impersonation of George Carlin that I developed in the exact same way a human impressionist would I listened to all of George Carlin’s material and did my best to imitate his voice Cadence and attitude as well as the subject matter I
Think would have interested him today dudes he sounds like the TMZ guy or like will frell impersonating George W so that to me feels very like hey I know you’re about to say this is AI and I don’t like that but they’re laying it on thick like this is you laugh at other
People who do impersonations this is just an impersonation I’m telling you it’s not Carlin I’m not passing it off as Carlin I’m saying I’m impersonating him as an AI and so it’s like I feel like they’re already kind of like trying to mitigate that a little bit you know
That was the most insulted I’ve ever been as a viewer like I’m an impersonation let me give you examples of I know what an impersonation that’s I mean of bit they’re doing it so heavy-handed that I they’re like how little does AI think of us I got to
Explain impersonation I’ll tell you the one thing if you’re going to do this that voice you’re right he got to go I can’t listen to that like what Chris Jed’s out in the Hollywood Hills you nailed it you should do it said please enjoy my second hour comedy special I’m
Calling it George car I’m glad off the top it’s a very Carlin topic he’s talking about God George car this is not George Carlin now please give a very warm welcome to George [Applause] [Applause] Carlin thank you thank you i’ like to start off with a heartfelt apology I’m sorry it took me so long to come out with new material but I I do have a pretty good excuse I was [Applause] dead so technically it wasn’t my fault if you
Want to blame somebody you’re going to have to blame God some a little Joe Biden we all know is not going to happen people are always thanking God for the good stuff in their lives but somehow they conveniently forget that it’s the same God who does all the bad [ __ ] too
And he does a lot of bad [ __ ] you get a promotion Praise Jesus you get fired God is testing me you meet your soulmate God brought us together your soulmate dumps you God is bringing me someone else you survive a tornado I’m so blessed 20 other people do not God wanted them in
Heaven it’s all [ __ ] if he gets cred for the good stuff then he’s got to take the blame for the bad stuff too you can’t thank him for curing your cancer when he was the one that gave it to you in the first place and don’t forget before he gave
You cancer he had to [ __ ] invented what kind of a sick [ __ ] dreams up cancer and why so many kinds skin cancer blood cancer prostate cancer breast cancer kidney cancer pancreatic cancer liver cancer lung cancer and my personal favorite rectal cancer dropping a golf balls siiz tumor
In your brain doesn’t quite do it for the old man anymore he has to [ __ ] you in the ass too and cancer is just one of many many many methods God created out of thin air in order to murder you this is the mass shooting part you know how much God
Loves killing people he loves it so much he’s killed every person that has ever lived I like that one created earthquakes lighting strikes dehydration drowning obesity starvation infant death syndrome old age car crashes train crashes plane crashes sex drugs and the common cold all for the express purpose
Of killing you no matter where you are are in the world God can pull out one of these goodies from his bag of tricks to end your life at any time for no reason other than he just gets off on making people suffer unnecessarily and die arbitrarily but if you’re in America
You’re special God made something just for you something no other country on the planet gets it’s totally random not related to your diet exercise lifestyle age race gender sexuality or genetic predisposition of course I’m talking about mass shootings other countries are fine killing one person at a time with guns
But this is America where we do things bigger and better and more often there are so many mass shootings in America it’s replaced bad traffic as the number one excuse for being late sorry I missed the morning meeting a maniac with an AR-15 sh shot up my son’s preschool he’s fine just grazed
But he did see five of his classmates get gunned down in Cold Blood so I’m sure he’ll be traumatized for the rest of his life in ways I can never fully understand anyway what have we decide to do about the budget next quarter so I mean I didn’t even that
That’s exactly where I stopped the [ __ ] about I was not inclined to go watch like a full hour of it you know um and Carlin fans are you know rolling over in their grave George is rolling over his grave her his daughter put out a tweet a
Three-part tweet being like uh saw that being like Len live live comedian yeah why don’t we go listen to Live comedians no one could ever replace my dad um but I I mean I will say that is like a George Carlin said like that’s the kind
Of stuff he would talk about he does that Cadence and he would he he does those sort of things I’m not saying whether I think it’s good or bad but I think people are so inclined to just right away be like no this is terrible where it’s like I I could even see
George Carlin today being like I don’t know it’s just AI stop being a [ __ ] baby about it you know what I mean like I could people being like George Carlin this is everything George Carlin hates but I could also see him being like you guys being like dramatic blow hards
About Ai and comedy is also ridiculous too you know what I mean so um but they the clip they play in dudy is about AI I guess what I’m what I’m describing there’s there’s a clip in dudy the podcast where they he talks about AI in comedy and Carlin George
Carlin the you know the AI Carlin is like oh so now comedy’s over right because AI is Gonna Write Your Precious fart jokes for you and um he goes on to tell like a decently funny dad joke about farts kind of being like look we can all tell fart jokes right and the
Whole time Will Sasso and and Chad are kind of like like I don’t know what to how to like feel about this and they’re like eyes bugging and they’re like this is a little bit weird and kind of touchy um and then will goes on to kind
Of talk about like how it’s not the end of Comedy because he’s like I don’t want to go listen to a song everything you’ve always said Con I don’t want to go listen to a song a Nirvana song that’s not played by Nirvana that’s not written
By Kurt Cobain so I think we’re okay but then I kind of I’m I’m like what this is your podcast how so like how is do they really not know that this was happening did they really not know it was going to be played on that episode is this the
First time they’re really hearing it uh is somebody has to be orchestrating it in some way wouldn’t it be the AI I I but that’s so and then then what I come back to and the reason why I I don’t think this can be fully AI is there’s like at least to my
Understanding uh unless they have some like back Channel access to like the true AI technology there’s no other AI like publicly available that’s even like close to this like getting getting to like the conversational artificial intelligence is still very like wonky and not that great like you can you can
Ask chappy gbt for prompts and it can give you information and it can look things up for you or whatever but when you try to make it be like cre creative and artsy it’s still like that wasn’t that good yeah I mean this is a couple
Months ago so I don’t how much has changed but I remember we were talking about in uh AI sketch and I was making fun of it and Greer was like he’s like he’s all right fine I’ll preview wrong right now and he went and had had said
Write a felberg Bruins blog and was terrible not even not even like unfunny like it was like talking about the goalie tarasque not the goalie and right that’s what I mean stuff like that it’s not it’s not close you know it can help it can uh
Supplement um even like I I’ve tried to do it like uh give me a a a YouTube title that you know captures these things that you know is clickbait or whatever we’ll get a lot of clicks and it’s like it was like exclusive video Michael bé I was like that that’s it
That [ __ ] sucks um so to then be like our AI can write a whole [ __ ] and perform a whole stand up and like drop into our podcast kind of unexpectedly and like you know it just it now and I did see something that was like I guess he got interviewed Will
Sasso I didn’t read the whole article but I I saw like a like a headline that said like we can’t we’re under NDA that we can’t like discuss the technology like if if Sam Altman like if like that the main AI dude has come and given you the best AI That’s behind
Closed doors maybe this could all be true I just venture to Guess That Will Sasso is not the guy that has you know the best AI on the planet right now so I are you saying that it’s an imperson like it’s a Will Sasso impersonation I
Think that it’s more no yeah yeah I think that like Will Sasso and whoever else is involved in this are like we know George Carlin we watch George Carlin we can imitate his his work you know and uh and then feed it through this thing and make
It seem like it’s AI or whatever you know but the I I I I I I don’t know what the dudy thing is like it’s just is it a company who they’re doing the podcast with or is it um like if they’re doing it with an AI company I would imagine
They have access to pretty high yeah but I’m saying like you think that like I mean no I don’t want to knock Will Sasso but like uh this is like the podcast that has you know what I mean like this is this is where we’re we’re like
Unveiling like the greatest so far use of like like art and AI I just that seems unlikely to me um let me see if I can find the I think the way you explained it where they’re like where they have access to everything I actually think it makes a lot of sense
Cuz like if it’s two comedians I can see that they send a text like yo I just watching old Carlin this weekend it was great and then the other guy fires it up and like ah man I miss Carlin y if that’s I don’t everything I know you
Just told me but if that’s if that all works I can see the AI being like I’m I’ll make them a new Carlin I yeah I definitely think that’s the you know the notion behind it as as I’ve always understood AI it’s like this AI can like
You know skim through 1,000 hours of George Carlin comedy in a in a second and like put it all together I think that’s like where we’re going I just I I haven’t seen anything even like close to this so all of the sudden have like a hourlong special of what whether you
Whether you thought that was very funny or not like it’s it’s comedy it’s a [ __ ] act you know I me mean it’s it’s enough that we were sitting there watching it and you know some of it makes you chuckle some of it makes you laugh some it makes you think whatever
Um I it just seems like I’m just skeptical I mean I didn’t hear about dudy and Will Sasso until until this second um and then you know it’s everywhere I think it’s a cool notion I think these are the things that people should do rather than be like
Just I don’t know stamp your feet and scream and yell that AI is going to R in the world because it’s it’s coming so you know maybe we just fire Jackie’s ass and replace it with a computer I I I was surprised how I’m not going to go listen to anything like that
But I was surprised like I was like oh that’s a pretty interesting angle like that it’s collecting data and it’s going to improve the show and stuff like that it could be cool it it it what I I mean I would love uh if it was like you know
If we got like a report being like when you guys talk like this numbers are up when you talk like this it’s going down I mean this is technically what the humans who work for us should be doing but whatever that’s [ __ ] work nobody
Wants to do that um but yeah I mean if you if you could streamline all that and be like every every episode here’s a here’s a report that it generates in two seconds and when you talked about all this the listeners tuned out when you
Talked about I don’t know I I don’t know what information’s out there and not out there and all that sort of [ __ ] but uh you know it’s coming I just don’t know if it’s here yet and I would be skeptical if like dudy with Will Sasso
Is the first to have it I know I know I think it again I I think I don’t think it’s CRA I think will sass is a big name been around a long time but not a name who’s like I’m doing great on my own I don’t I guess so yeah
It’s like if you asked you know Rogan to do that be like I don’t need this yeah so you know it is if you were about to start a podcast I would tell you you better have a hook you better have a very interesting and differentiating hook because otherwise it’s bringing
Sand to the beach and if you you know say our third co-host is AI and it’s going to change the show like each week for the better I’m at least talk you know I’m interested in it I don’t think I would sit there they again they didn’t
Like play the whole special they just played like the pertinent Clips specifically the ones about about uh AI doing comedy but it was just funny to see them be like they’re almost like I don’t know if we should be playing this like is that is this okay and I I guess
It’s it’s it does peque my interest where it’s like do you guys not know what’s going to happen on your own podcast like they yeah at some point you have to choose to publish it and put it out and everything I don’t think doing it live so there is like you obviously
Have control over your own show but I don’t know it’s it’s it is wild though I I but again I still think the way that he was like this is like any other impersonation I’m like I think that’s I think that’s what maybe it maybe you used AI to help put it
Together or whatever but again I don’t think you can just go to has Will Sasso ever done a George Colin impersonation I imagine I think he’s he is an impers sonation guy right yeah because he before he was before the show he was before the dudy part he was
Doing uh wrestling impersonations when I was watching so I think he is like a voice guy impersonation guy that makes me feel like you know I I study people’s cadences and voices and styles and I can like so maybe you say give me a George Carlin joke about mass shootings and it
Comes out and you go well he didn’t he would he would have said it like this and then you start to do it you know what I mean that I think is probably more likely but I am talking out of my ass and I don’t know for sure I’m just
This is just like my gut feel I’m like can can are we at the point where you can just go up to a prompt and say uh take 2024 topics maybe you have to list out the topics maybe you don’t I don’t know how specifically you have to be and
Be like just give me a George Carlin special and it’s like here’s an hour of Comedy if that is the case we probably are [ __ ] because there are there will be companies that will just do that sort of [ __ ] rather than pay and you know
There will be problems like that but I I just think that it’s still I think with but you can’t you if you did a George Carlin I like like this is the first one so it’s getting attention and I think it’s getting I would imagine mostly hate yeah but
Like I I can’t I can’t imagine anyone who likes George Carlin wanting this being like well yeah like I I I think that’s a nor I I could be off B I think well he like it’s not a George coin the only thing I could see it’s just definitively not
Is you’re not going to get Carlin fans they the Carlin fans are like specifically the I think someone wrote uh an article it was maybe the New Yorker or some you know some well Reser regarded publication and it was like this you know I’m a Carlin
Fan and I this is the worst thing that’s ever happened you’re not going to get those fans I do wonder if you were younger and you were like I’ve always heard about George Carlin but like I go click on his clips and it’s like black and white from the [ __ ] 70s and I
Don’t even know what they’re talking about and all of a sudden it’s like uh it’s topics you know about and references you get maybe you would watch a little bit of that and be like oh you know my dad always talked about this guy and like
Now he’s talking about I don’t know what else there he’s not right but I I I think you just like and maybe different Generations whatever generation I’m in I think you’re like well it’s not I know it’s not him I think it’s got to be I think music is the interesting one
Where it’s like you know we talked about those Drake songs a few months ago where I was like I like that song better than the Drake song that’s out right now and if it’s a three minute song that I’m just like popping on and it comes out my
Shuffle I’ll probably listen to it I don’t think I’m going to sit down and watch an hourong special of something I know made by a computer but is that our is that a generational thing will that eventually be like I don’t care who makes it like Jackie you’re of a different
Generation Um I but I I think I’m the same where it’s like I I there’s just like there’s so much content to consume why would I want to watch something made by a computer and I think about it kind of like in terms of I don’t know like reality TV
It’s like you’re so shocked when drama goes down because like it’s happening to real people yeah I guess and so it’s like that’s one that I could see where it’s it’s you have to have like the shock value of like like also like when an artist does really well like you’re
Happy for them because you know that they’re thriving yeah but there you know what it is there needs to be like Stakes like when a comedy when a comic like tells a joke that’s like on the line you know you’re like like I had the balls to
Go up and do that computer it’s like doesn’t [ __ ] mean anything I think that but yeah I don’t know like I do wonder if that is you know eventually going to be like dated where it’s like it does it sound good does it make you
Laugh does it make you cry like does it do the job who [ __ ] cares where it comes from yeah you know I’m I’m sure there is an element of that like there’s the I think it’s David Bowie talking about how computers are going to make music
One day and he he was talking about like I think he my EDM and stuff like that and people like this is nuts and obviously Bo is right but it’s still a person I don’t know like I think the early examples are things like and like animation you know people used to
[ __ ] sit there and draw at all and now we just have a computer and like I don’t know that doesn’t change my opinion on like Toy Story um now those are like very like basic examples where there’s not like but I don’t know you know an animator would
Have been like probably would have told you like I put my soul into this picture you know and I moved it every [ __ ] you know and now you just click a button that ain’t that’s not art that’s not a movie and it’s like well yes it is we
Watch those all the time they’re awesome you know so that probably the uh they they had to start working with computers for that because every clay Mission animator just kept killing themselves could you imagine like you know there had to be somebody who the [ __ ] tape caught on fire or
You erased it or something after you moved Rudolph if you moved Rudolph like 60,000 times and Jackie was like I wasn’t recording I would there’ be a murder suicide there’ be a murder suicide you know impossible um this does like for my simulation Theory whole thing this really feeds in your sim Theory
Jackie Jackie the no I saying like this is a point for the simulation Theory or is it though like cuz again we don’t really know what this but but what’s the difference between like like okay yeah then so then they start like acting like humans and then it’s like okay then
You’re like oh but they don’t have emotions but emotions are just chemicals like literally I could code like if I scrape a knee I am in pain like then I’m in pain like if I get broken up with then I am like I have release serotonin
No opposite whatever like if I get PR who it is doesn’t it then I get serot like it’s just there’s not a difference between humans like well I think that’s the point that some people Point you’re think you’re reverse engineering it they’re trying to make the computers
Like us I know but but I’m saying like how do we know that we’re not already Compu computers engineered I don’t have an answer no exactly because and it’s like people are having less and less of answers like we just can mimic ourselves and there’s not really proof that what do you mean
People are having less and less answers to the fact that I’m actually I actually not heard the people talking about this at all this is strictly just me I mean I I guess like if you there was probably a time where there was a robot right and
Someone was like that’s not that robot can’t laugh at my joke and and provide me Comfort when I’m sad and now we’re [ __ ] making robots that can and it’s like okay but that doesn’t mean I’m not a person but but no but like you don’t
Know and so that’s the thing so then you could wait wait hold because then you could see that like I love what she gets going no just like Okay so let’s just say like then what we’re worried about is years down the road like why is there
A reason to replace to like have humans anyways like why don’t we just have these robots for everything we make them up super good we like you know have them act exactly like we want them to we want them too and then you could see well I
Know it’s based on us okay hold on hold on that was a point for you no okay the arguing you’re making is robots are improving not I’m not a human being no but but first of all there’s just no way to prove like you could see
How easy it is to create a human like at the end of the day hey you’re coming a [ __ ] no no no no but like that still could be coded like technically like the where I get lost is like there’s flesh and blood and [ __ ]
Like if you cut me open I’m like a biological thing that’s yeah so so is like a car’s Anatomy like it’s tin and whatever yeah not flesh yeah I know alive materials and not alive materials but who is to say that Flesh and Bones is is what makes up a human like that’s
God do you know what I mean like like what no but like almost never I I I think I think I think you would say like if if someone were to say like what is the definition Google what is the definition of a of a human it’s probably an organic being that has
Like brain you know blah blah blah and I guess you could get to a point where it’s like robots act the exact same way we’re talking about just what what’s on the inside of their of their but we’re still talking about recreating humans and not
Me not being a human yes yeah yeah yeah yeah but I I I guess the the other like the maybe this is the you know the final form of robots is like you you don’t even realize you’re one like like um what was that movie I just watched did we did you watch
It this is this is a good example oh [ __ ] what’s the name of it I watched that on whim foe have you seen that oh I haven’t seen that yet no it’s cool it’s cool it’s um the notion is this guy is going to Mars or somewhere in in space
To work for like 3 years and they’re like we we’re going to leave you with a wife with one you leave his wife with like a carbon copy of your husband I don’t want to spoil it but it like it it dives into what you’re talking about and
It’s like you start to not know who you don’t not only do they not know you don’t know like you know nobody knows who who’s who and what’s what I don’t want to spoil it but I I I never think I have confidence until we start talking
About this topic and I’m like no I know I’m a person no no but okay but you could see like it starts you should watch F watch it starts with zeros and ones and then like you could see it’s like the same way Evol ution happens is
Like it just starts to make sense to like have these life forms and all this and then like it starts with zeros and ones but what if there’s like infinite code where every single scenario plays out and then obviously in that code like there’s going to be a universe or
There’s going to be some form some timeline in which humans are cre I don’t I don’t know I don’t know humans are created but then it’s like okay but humans so the way that we know humans it’s just code I don’t know it’s just like Jackie just yells code a lot but
Okay here’s the thing and I think I keep saying here’s the thing what’s what is crazier to you like that idea that there is some sort of uh that is like zeros and ones in some sort of like electronic coding or the Big Bang Theory which sounds sillier to you I
Don’t really know either of them I that idea zeros and ones doesn’t explain much to me and I don’t really know the like I’m just saying like they’re also I think they’re coming off The Big Bang Theory and they’re like that that’s not what happened so it’s like oh you guys
Don’t know either like the scientists and [ __ ] I don’t think anybody [ __ ] knows so then it’s kind of like to me it’s like well then I think everything’s on the table cuz it sounds insane that there would just be like one molecule somehow ruptures or whatever and that eventually becomes everything that we
Know that’s your that’s your [ __ ] that sounds like the Bible uhuh that’s like some scientists out there I feel like some scientists in the [ __ ] 70s or whenever that came up was like on stage like there was um explosion and people came out of it everyone’s
Like yes yes it was a big bang like that never made sense in the first place and I think they’re they’re realizing that now so then it’s like well then what it Where did it all start and why did it all start then to me if they don’t have
An answer I’m like H anything’s on the table yeah also you know what I think about a lot is like Kevin you know how you’re saying that your like sister or your mom or somebody sees like SE they month swirl like what they see they see months in they swirl they
See colors yeah isn’t it like also like they see like a negative space and yeah lines and spaces everything is like the wall is a space and then the edge of the wall is a line and then the next wall is a yeah like that’s like don’t they’re
Just crazy [ __ ] though no no no but like that could be like them being like a robot that’s glitching because that’s seeing zeros and ones that’s seeing the world through zeros and ones so that’s like oh you know an example of an example of like a glitch like not exactly but like
You know what I me mean like the way how we can see like we do see in terms of zeros and ones but we’re not obviously seeing zeros and ones what do you see when inside your head like when you think of like a memory blur a blur yeah like um I guess
Abstract painting type deal do you have a voice a voice no that would me the [ __ ] out if I had something if I could literally hear a voice I would probably bow my head off I well I it’s not a voice I have a lot of conversations but they’re just with
Me oh that feels like a voice but like but it’s not it’s not Nar me playing out this should have happened and that should happen basically I just like I just think of what could happen and then I think of oh all the other things that
Could happen in response to that and I think of all the other things that in response to that but it’s not like I’m not like walking down the street walking down the street think I that would drive I couldn’t do that red car yellow car no
No no I couldn’t do that but I have a very clear voice voice in my head where it’s like I have a thought I mean it’s my voice oh it’s you but I I think once a week like there’s no way that everyone’s head sounds like this because
People would be talking about how loud it is so I do think like terrible it like I once a week I’m like there’s no way people would be talking about this more so it does make me think but I have a very clear distinct voice but it but
You’re saying it like I I’m having a conversation my head right now but I’m driving it I’m driv no I’m not like schizophrenic maybe schizophrenic is just AI maybe it’s just an AI telling you what to no don’t even get me oh my God what you’re describing her thoughts
Yeah yeah but I think that some people aren’t I think people see and and and hear thoughts in different ways some people the the I think I talked about in this few months ago there Havana syndrome where people were like all uh uh uh Veterans of War like talk about
Having voices in their head and they kill themselves and stuff they’re saying that’s like what they what what was it called you remember I I brought this up it’s uh voice to skull technology where it’s like they’re they’re talking inside your brain yeah okay I don’t know how
How the [ __ ] that would be but it’s like literally the government being like assassinate the president assassinate the president assassinate the president and you’re going like oh my God that Voice keeps telling me to assassinate the president so some people think that’s that’s actually a voice in your
Head Jackie well no no no no no it’s not like that like I always think about just I I remember I had a soccer coach and he like like was bilingual so I was like what language do you think in and he was like what do you mean and he was like
Confused by the question I was like what do you mean you’re confused by the question what language are you thinking in for like when you’re just alone by yourself like doing stuff and he was like I don’t understand the question and I was like I don’t understand how you
Don’t understand the question like when you’re like putting cones down are you thinking okay so I have to put this cone down and this cone down what language is that and he was like I don’t know I guess just whatever language I’m speaking in at the time is the language
I’m thinking in and I was like that’s when I realized it was like like you obviously like you guys get it like you think in English very clearly right I think that people like see more abstract they don’t necessarily have that voice in their head like it’s like more
Abstract images not like a a physical voice anyways I cannot I feel like when I like try to think of a memory I think I just like picture the scenery of it like mine looks like someone painted it but like like didn’t like like not it’s not detailed though like like if I’m
Picturing like your face isn’t detailed it looks like almost like uh like dementor in Harry Potter okay I think I feel that too then that’s that’s probably similar to mine where it’s like I’m not looking at like every detail but I’m like you know like we were sitting
By the pool and John was over there like I get the gist yeah right right right but I guess that’s a very hard thing to articulate if if we’re not on the same page you know it’s like what do you mean what do you mean what do I mean what you
Know it’s like that’s why I don’t believe in Helen Keller I you know it’ be [ __ ] impossible we we can all speak and hear and talk and and and we can’t even figure out what the [ __ ] we’re talking about imagine if imagine trying to have this conversation with
Someone who couldn’t hear or talk [ __ ] Insanity it’s it’s Madness and and and and gibberish as is by the way this is why uh going back to just KFC radio is so much better because we could not have let this go on for like 40
Minutes we would have had to be like we got to go to your radio but instead we could just let Jackie go it’s code it’s code I I have to you guys cannot let me go down this file because I do the same thing every time we don’t ever we got to
Get Jackie and Frankie locked in a room together yeah and just I want to lock Jackie and Frankie in a room and we’ll just call them janky and I we just have like a a speaker over like you know we literally lock him in like a small room and then we’re just
Like the voice of God and we just drop topics in every like 40 minutes you know like what do you think like do you think that God is actually like an alien appearing in the sky and that’s what you know people in the early early humans thought go and just watch them [ __ ]
For an hour then drop a new one and every hour just watch them probably eventually kill themselves I’m like the perfect candidate for a cult you should toally change your phone background is your phone background still this is not real or something that yeah I just changed it yesterday weird that you said
That it’s a simulation simulation exactly or instead of being simulation we could have been talking about that topic just now wait what that’s what made me think of it no no but it’s but it is weird that she just changed it yesterday yeah come on because then that makes we didn’t
Know we were going to talk about this and that actually goes with it this isn’t real because it’s all just a production of my imagination it’s not a projection of your imagination it’s a conversation you’re choosing to have no what but what if I this is the theory I
Believe less but like what if you’re just proection of my imagination it’s but I guess I guess to to for a point for you like that’s what a conversation is it’s something thought of and decided to say out loud yeah well it’s like it’s
Like you know how like no but I I don’t actually I’m not following what you’re saying well you’re saying this conversation was a projection of your imagination yeah because okay it’s weird that you just you know how it’s like it’s like okay if you if you like
Something’s coming up at work like a project at work and then that’s going to come in your dream because it’s on the top of your mind so it’s weird that I just changed my background all of a sudden you’re talking about changing my background crazy I I get yes in a sense
But in in another sense we were talking about simulations your background was this is not real and I was like how about stop thinking like that and then maybe you’ll stop thinking like that like stop being reminded of that every day yeah that little camera just turned
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I’ve ever seen Ali lahi I think was engaged to F to juice world I think for the most part they were actually like a relatively like low-key couple but yeah I never heard that name yeah like that’s what I mean like I’m you know she’s got
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Juice world so she’s going to beat him to the punch and do it first and and let me read you her first of all let’s say that’s true I don’t think that’s I don’t know I don’t know what the rules to consent are and whatnot but I don’t know if you can go
Around posting sex tapes of dead people I don’t know that’s that’s an interesting topic we can talk about if I have a sex tape and you’re dead you know but you’ve got kids and a reputation and [ __ ] like what happens there is there like does like the estate
Have have any say over it I don’t know but it’s like that’s my I made made that tape like we did it you know like I do have possession of that I am in it it’s my it’s it’s as much mine as it is his he’s gone yeah you know what I’ve been
Noticing recently when I do these oh keep keep them open no when I’ve been doing um major Freudian [ __ ] when I’ve been doing like sex hypotheticals I keep saying his like in this case I’m thinking of the girl spot but there’s been times where I’m it’s the d a dude and I say
Him like what the [ __ ] was that about dude um but like you know it’s like my first thought would be like I don’t know he’s dead that doesn’t matter anymore he’s his his zeros and ones got deleted um can I also just say my second biggest conspiracy theory is that juice world is
Still alive that you were on that one heavy that one doesn’t even have any good examples no I don’t that one’s not my strongest yeah and that’s number two two number two can I ask what number three is I spent too much time on on the on the simulation one and not enough
Time on the juice world one one so um he um like I would think it would be like yeah that’s your video to do with what you please the the other part’s dead now yeah it’s like if you live if you if you owned a house with somebody I
Think and they die like you own the house now but if there is I could see like you put out my sex tape while like my kids are alive and [ __ ] you know do he have kids no but I’m saying those exam those are that would be my thing
You know it would be like we kept that private when we were alive and now that I’m dead you’re putting it out so there’s some legality conversation they had in the Warner Brothers boardroom in 2005 whatever your dark KN came out do this um but but I I think um oh so then
She goes on to say hackers are trying to threaten me to leak my old and she’s doing this on her only fans with like capital and bold and emojis uh it the title says [ __ ] my my famous ex with a uh uh devil Emoji hackers are trying
To threaten me to leak my old sex tape capitals with my ex- fiance juiceworld uh Emoji I don’t give a [ __ ] anymore I’ll leak it myself it’s been a long time since I’ve been [ __ ] rough with some big black clock big black [ __ ] like this anyway capital letters I’m so mad that
I’m adding every nude I’ve ever sent to him I know you will at least enjoy enjoy it I can’t believe I’m actually sending this but I can’t be threatened anymore check your DMs that is the grimiest [ __ ] I’ve ever seen and what’s her only fans handle yeah like but I’ll watch how much
Is it 1999 okay I actually no I don’t think I would do that I would not watch I’ve always said I will watch anybody anybody sex tape I think they have to be alive the even with porn when porn stars die they’re off my roster you don’t ever
Do a like a like you know howy Rockets I do the you do like one last time no I also never the August as was very August is the nipy hustle of porn where she wasn’t that big and then but I think she W I guess guess she must
She must be on some level but and I know people get very like very defensive of nipy hustle and I I’m not trying to speak ill of the dead or anything but I think I’ve seen where it’s like Google mentions of him and it’s like literally
The world with man then and it all became like this guy’s my favorite rapper and like rip to him and like we need I had never heard of nipy hustle I obviously like rap fans would be like are you kidding me he’s amazing but it’s like that’s that’s my point August Ames
I I did not know of her until she passed I knew of her she she was like best friends with all the ones we know so she must have been like you know in the mix but uh but yeah that’s my K Marco was a big one when she died right yeah I
Remember he he was very very upset about that there good the whole office was so I think I think we’re in the minority she was not okay maybe I’m wrong um but the uh that is I I I didn’t know what that was going to say going into it
That’s that’s tough that’s tough that is like I let’s let’s go to complete imagination fairy tale land and let’s say haers are doing this like you still wouldn’t do this you know what I mean yeah you still would not do this certainly not for money certainly not
For like check your DMs for the price like that is you would you would not do that you would be like I I would come out and be like you know the love of my life is has has passed away I want you to know anything that
Comes out is not me there are people threatening to do terrible things and if you see it like that is not me and like please respect blah blah blah blah blah you wouldn’t be like all right I’m goingon to beat you to the punch yeah
The the the money too I me if you’re going to beat him to the punch be like here it is free I guess I to for in the sake of you know it doesn’t say like check your DMs to buy it says check your DMs to see I guess nothing here is literally
Saying price or or whatever but you know come on yeah also you know yeah you wouldn’t just be like check your DMs and like I I’ll send if you’re sending it privately you’re sending it for money because the whole point is to take back the power you would just put it out put
It out cuz if it’s not out there or I would just wait until someone put it on sale I I I would play the game of chicken I’m like if they’re going to do it do it and then once they put it on sale I’d put it out for free right like
To [ __ ] that over yeah so obviously none of this is true and you’re just doing this to make money and I think that should be like illegal I think it should be like a judge should be like I don’t know what the legal precedent is but this is so goddamn
Shitty this is illegal you like we always talk about like in in in in sports having like a common sense ref or law or something where it’s just like this sucks yo like don’t do this and if you do like we have to punish you just so it doesn’t happen to other people
It’s like derell Reas yeah I I surely I I I think we’re past the time of non-consented nudes being put out there and I think he definitively didn’t consent to this so but yeah like there probably does need to be some precedent set on that where it’s like can dead people
Consent is they can’t what is he though Jack is he’s alive so it’s fair game imagine if this is what smoked out juice world he came out and was like no that’s my sex tape I’ve been alive the whole time dude that [ __ ] play that mashup
I sent the other day oh my god dude there’s a mashup of it of blink way 2 Adam song with a juice World song and it’s gay what is it it’s it’s blink and Juice roll I I I it’s on YouTube I’m I’ll put a little bit I’ll play a little
Bit real quick it is I like to think that there’s some mashup KFC radio fans like like a mashup DJ or just a mashup listener who was listening to that last episode being like I feel so seen I feel so heard yes mashup culture mashup culture needs a comeback we need the
Rise of mashups again dude Jackie’s rocking out to like kids is so funny dude you’re doing the same thing no I’m not so for people who don’t know Jackie and and and fights both love mashups Jackie chooses to listen to High School lacrosse girl high school girls lacrosse
Pregame mixes and John listens to like Punk pop punk rock emo mashes which are definitely also teenage kids these are all old songs so they have to be my age I I don’t care there’s still like emo like weird Freaks Like Headbangers my [ __ ] 14-year-old lacrosse go would
Beat the [ __ ] out of your emo guy no we’d shoot you okay okay yeah how’s that usually work out for the popular athletes Jackie anyway let me play Adam’s Song real Quick wait there no wonder never all I took my time dude gas it’s [ __ ] gas Jackie if I wasn’t bitter about it if you didn’t come at my lacrosse girls I would say that’s pretty gas but I don’t like it and I don’t like that I
Don’t like it at all I don’t like it not good that one’s about us killing ourselves not lacrosse girls oh I had a very embarrassing moment on the doin where I was finished those lyrics and it was it’s lyrics I’ve been singing my entire life and it’s like I was like but
Still but uh but I’m still so lonely and I like did it like so jacked up and it’s just not Delirious oh no I was like dude I was the high school locker like High School uh it’s definitely what song is it Kanye early Kanye um like maybe eight
A8s and heartbreaks okay and it’s it’s I I forget what is but it lonely to be fair lonely is in the lyric but it’s not but I’m still so is that like in the N that one yeah yeah but this is the point like this is why I actually to give
Myself a little credit I the the gist of the lyrics are still about being lonely that’s what I was going to say it’s probably you look stupid probably like singing it but like I’m sure there’s a bunch of people going Oh I thought it was lonely too not alone or whatever uh
There there are so many lyrics I mean the like to this day I’ll listen to songs that are like 30 years old and pick up on something that I don’t know lyrics like that’s that’s that’s to be that’s what I mean when I say I don’t like listening to music it’s obviously
On but like I don’t I can’t I can I can I’ve said just five times on this episode today but like I can tell you like what a song probably makes sense the way you think yeah like the way you have memories is probably the way you think about lyrics your brain is
Probably actually makes a lot of sense that your brain is wired that way so you’re like I listen to the beat I get the idea I understand what you’re talking about but I don’t know whether you said alone or lonely or Lonesome whatever who [ __ ] cares that’s why
Though when it’s you know we do those AI uh those ATI questions uh like you know gun to your head you have to sing the correct words to it’s happy birthday zero that’s it happy birthday is the only one I got the national anthem happy birthday like if you’re you could put my
Favorite song in front of me I mean you just you could go back and watch it Adam song is one my favorite songs I definitely didn’t heat nail all those lyrics I I actually noticed I thought that you were just off like it was but I’m seeing now you’re on like
It’s it’s queued up it’s just well John’s also also come on we got you’re a little bit dumb it’s not dude I I missed a a a dozen uh we we were like 14 and0 in music last year so we always double and and it was um was a song that I
Should have got and I didn’t and it’s eating at me like it’s just been on my mind for like four days what’s song was it it was walking out and uh and I should get that you know what’s so funny though I when I hear walk it out I do
Not think of that as a real song anymore I think of that Penguins the the penguin no I think of the um the distonia cheerleader oh the chick who who said she got uh the disease Donia and could only walk backwards properly that was a big time like old school blog thing
Woman got like a a vaccination and when she walks forwards she like trembles and shakes but when she walks backwards she’s perfectly fine and it was obviously a complete lie but they made internet memes of her where she would start walking like this walk in out I
Walk it out this is this is what I think go oh yeah yeah but what’s funny like like uh this is going to be a nightmare for you with music Jack I know uh that has like an Andre 3000 verse it’s like a real like he’s amazing but to me it’s like they
You know they on the Dozen they always play like one weird part of the song and it’s like I don’t ever like listen to walk it out I just hear a clip of it on the internet that’s it’s just an internet song now so dude speaking of a
200 I don’t think we ever mentioned it I’m one of like the 7,000 people who listen to the full album but see I know the numbers when you listened to him I believe it was 17,000 like total people had just listened to the album and like 2,000 had
Gotten all the way through correct and I was one correct it was like yeah it was it was low singled digigit thousands of people who listen to like every song on the album but John listened to it on a plane right I I was just reading and I
Just wanted like non lyrical background to kind of drown out conversations on a plane so like I I’m not pretending to hear I was like I’m loving this album or like I couldn’t tell you any of the things on it but it was like it just so
I wanted sometimes I’ll put on classical music I wanted I put this [ __ ] to go to sleep yeah it was like I was I just want to not hear other things and let my brain focus on the reading so I listen to it front to back and then I think
Like two days later you were like dude literally no one else did that it’s crazy although wait a minute is this so you know what’s Wild it’s got millions of view of listens yeah it’s not because it’s nice to just have on right like when an album
Drops okay but wait this is inter this is kind of crazy this is a perfect example of of like and I love Andre 3000 and I love that people like support him because like the world needs like artists like him but like three his all of his top
[ __ ] right now is is his flutes and like if you are out there listening to the Andre 3000 flute album being like this is a great album you’re you’re just saying that because it’s Andre 3000 yes you’re doing unless you’re a flu flst sure and you know
Totally if you’re a flut if you’re a big flutter fine but everybody else is doing this not only because it’s like celebrity culture where you stand everybody but he’s the type of guy who people like to say they support yeah nobody wants to be people are like ashamed to be
Uh like a machine gun Kelly fan you know no one’s like oh I I listen to everything people want to be like I listen to all all Andre 3000 3 stats the best I’m not I I that is not I do that with people for sure that is not what
I’m doing on like I don’t need I I know a few hundred thousand songs I like them I but like I I’m not an entrepr guy yeah in R he’s revered as like and he’s great and and just justifiably so but you want
We want him to rap and now he puts out a flute album and rather than like I I didn’t knock I didn’t like say [ __ ] this flute album I was just like okay he put out a flute album I’m never going to listen to that I don’t listen to flute
Music yeah the fact now that there’s six7 million people who listen to I swear I really wanted to make a rap album but what is it called it’s I swear I really wanted to make a rap album but this is literally the I have to wait for the
Scroll the way the wind blew I think yeah way the wind blew I wanted to make a rap I swear this blew me this way way so you know it’s like you’re you’re trying to be like no this like it’s music man come on yeah that’s when I don’t TR that’s why I
I can’t trust anybody like there’s a a huge PE chunk of people on the internet that would like argue with you that this is good music man and it’s like you how many other flute people you listen to It’s good music one other flute song what you’re trying to do like like
Sometime like I have like classical albums I don’t really do much anymore but like I’m cooking you a dinner party and I would not be able to tell you what good flute music is but there there is if I were to host an adult dinner party
Right now I would probably go I’ll put on Andre 3000 and then I could say this is actually the Andre 3000 songs you know and it’s the vibe and then it’s a little more interesting than like elevator music oh I put on Kenny G yeah
Yeah you know but like get the [ __ ] out of here tell you Kenny G didn’t we yeah uh four play definitely did did we too yes we did I think we did it was [ __ ] it was good I remember being like uh cuz he said something I think we made like a
G-spot joke and he something about not needing to get air when he’s eating out [ __ ] yes [ __ ] awesome speaking of great interviews Ricky bz on the show today uh just one of the funniest dudes he’s the man I really really I did not know how young he was so he’s only he’s
Your age 34 so I remember I thought he was younger than me I thought you KN CU isn’t Pete like 25 no I don’t think Pete been 25 for 10 years I think Pete’s been 25 for 10 years I think Pete’s probably got to be early 30s now too let’s see
Pete C he was he was like 21 when when you know everything first started oh he’s 30 so he still is younger so he’s a little older than Pete I guess that makes more sense because I was gonna say when I first saw Pete Davidson on
Stage um it was like right before he really blew up and Ricky bz open for him and so I was thinking you know Rick’s got to be older by now that was so long ago but he’s still still only 34 is crazy young the fact that Pete’s only 30
Is [ __ ] even crazier that was so nuts me and Caitlyn went uh backstage at Carolines it was um Ricky um Jordan Rock Chris’s brother and Pete and all three of them [ __ ] murdered but I was you know that was really before I went to a lot of
Stand-up comedy and knew uh you know who anybody was so I was like I’m here for Pete and Ricky was so [ __ ] funny I was like wait the openers are that good like the everybody and then Jordan Rock burned it down um but we went backstage
And uh I have a picture of Pete just pointing to Caitlyn’s belly with Shay he’s just like doing a like a goofy Pete Davidson thing like and he kind of like framed it like he didn’t touch it I don’t think but he was just like hey
Look like belly and then I don’t even know how long after that like he’s banging Kim Kardashian it’s like what the [ __ ] man that we we just missed the like the podcast wasn’t like you know nearly what it is now and I like I I I wasn’t
In the mode of like y you got to come on the podcast you know and I think he probably would have at that point because we had talked enough I think I I think we texted at one point I think it was over the phone so it was like Hey
I’m going to come to your show he was like Oh Come backstage whatever and now now you know it’s like that ship is sailed uh but it is funny talking with Ricky who is like still you know he lives around the corner and he was like
Yo like I’d love to come by anytime and all the work he’s doing is always with Pete you know what I mean uh but some great stories a great story about almost being robbed in Miami and uh life on the road and doing all sorts of writing and
[ __ ] movies all the stuff he’s doing with Pete so Ricky valz on the back half um all right we wrap up today’s Ted takeover on KFC radio courtesy of barol Nate he’s also on Twitter reviewing the new Ted series and Nate says not to S
Peacock but the new Ted show is V funny it has all the WWE pay-per-views the office Parks 30 Rock and all the Harry Potters bunch of other movies and shows uh so go check out peacock not only for all that other catalog but specifically the new Ted series Seth McFarland
Comedic genius they got the perfect kid he’s really never missed I don’t think like everything everything he does is extremely extremely popular or critically acclaimed right and or mostly both and I was going to say Ted is probably going to be both you there’s certain shows people get on board like
It’s it’s it’s a Feelgood and they all jump on board and you watch it and then you’re like okay but this isn’t really that funny it’s not it’s like okay we all feel good about it but it’s not actually good Ted has a little bit of both it’s got that Feelgood because it’s
Like young and nostalgic but also it’s got the cutting comedy where it’s like these are actual jokes and they’re not afraid to push the boundary and that’s what Ted is that’s Ted in a nutshell and they brought it to TV all available on peacock with like everything else that
Nate said the entire catalog available to you so sign up and stream Ted along with all the other NBC properties now on peacock all right voicemails but real quick um had my first basketball experience with Keegan which is an entirely different vibe to me like baseball is
Like little league to me is like church like going to baseball with Keegan it’s like the only reason to be a dad but basketball is almost in a weird way it’s like maybe not above it it’s different but on in a bigger way like cuz I played basketball longer than I
Played uh baseball so like I played all through high school and like it’s not like I played on any major levels but it was like that was when I was my own person like I trained and I wanted to like jump higher and learn to play B you
Know so when I’m like it’s the first time I’m really like back in the gym you know what I mean just being around like basketball culture again and uh and so like I was like oh wow just just like this the sounds and the smells and like
All that [ __ ] you know and then uh and then it was the worst goddamn experience of all time B basketball at that age is a nightmare like baseball is like hard enough but it’s like stand right here and try to hit the ball and then stand
Out there and try to catch that ball and run to that square thing it’s a nightmare to explain all the other intricacies of you know pop flies and tagging up and all that [ __ ] but the basics you know uh and and you could say the same about bball get the ball put it
In there but it’s like you got a dribble and you can’t touch anybody and this you know you pass it here you pass it there and then shoot it all all this [ __ ] nobody on the team was even strong enough I guess this league we play on 10
Feet I don’t know why I think you should play on on 8T maybe even lower at this age because kids can’t [ __ ] reach the hoop uh they can’t dribble they don’t understand anything um but we got out there and we were playing 8 minute quarters which is
Like high school level four 8 Minute quarters not running clock like we were stopping the clock for out of bounds and stopping the clock every time that defense needed to fall back there’s no pressing all that [ __ ] it was uh I think it was two nothing it was either it was either four
Nothing it was two nothing Midway through the third quarter and uh and so Keegan is six and I think this team is is all six year olds I think we were playing some kids who were like seven uh there was this one kid who would just dribble once
Or twice and then grab the ball and run like five steps dribble once or twice run the ball you know so he was running all over the [ __ ] Court this kid I swear to God shot the ball like 40 times he was like at the end of the night he
Was probably like three for 40 uh they won six to2 but that two points was a basket from Keegan and it was I mean an electric moment for our team who had a bunch of like scrawny kids like like again nobody could reach the [ __ ] net let alone get a ball up
And over the hoop and uh but because we had a couple practices and Keegan showed that he can like get the ball up there like the play if you will was just like try to pass it to Kean try to pass it to Kean try to pass it to Kean and these
Kids were a little bit older and they would just like SWAT the P or just swarm him right away um but the one like one play he just like like passed turned didn’t put the ball down like just a true postup move caught it pivoted and
Threw it up and it goes in and he’s high-fiving people on the Baseline one of the grandmothers of another kid on the team who I don’t even know goes on the court and hugs him it was I mean it was quite the scene for a single basket to be scored Dame time
Big time so uh and then he had uh he finished the night probably probably took four shots when it was all said and done and he was two for four but one of the other baskets was on the wrong hoop because again like we had only practice
When we practice we just like practice on one hoop and I was trying to explain to him I said to him okay like today is a game you’re playing on two Hoops you shoot on this one they shoot on that one you have to stop them from scoring on
That one and I saw him look at me and go okay okay and I was like nothing not a single word I saw those eyes the words bounc right off your [ __ ] head you didn’t get a single word of it in but I had told him it’s such a fine line of
Like I remember finishing basketball being like I wish I was a chucker I wish I took 30 shots a game like all the glory is mine you know what I mean I’m I I went seven for 25 but hey you know I put up 20 in that game um but instead I
Was always like make the extra pass and take a charge and get the loose ball and I was like [ __ ] that I should have just like played for my personal self you know and then we get there and I’m like I’m like watching them tell like get the
Ball to Keegan get the ball to Keegan and I’m like I don’t want him to be the Ball Hog the kid’s GNA think that but I did tell him at one point I said if you get the ball and you are anywhere near the hoop you [ __ ] shoot it I didn’t
Say [ __ ] but and then uh took me very literally got a rebound on like from the other team on their side of the court and put it right back up and in and I was like hey it went in dude it went in and he was like but it this is how I
Know he’s going to be like competitive and alleged he was like it counted for the other team and he said that to me very seriously like it I gave the other team Point yeah basically I was like all right let’s go let’s go but watching like scrawny little kids try to play
Basketball is you know somehow some way in baseball they actually make contact every now and then and it’s like oh wow like hit it to the Outfield basketball is a tough one it’s going to be it’s going to be hard for a little while I always played did you play on did you
Play basketball I played I mean I did the kid stuff I did Cy I played CYO probably in Middle School like I feel like I played on eight feet for a while I I I don’t have feel like I played till like fifth fourth fifth grade so when you’re six
And you’re trying to shoot out a 10- foot hoop it’s like literally the pros do this that’s kind of crazy right LeBron James and Keegan are shooting on the same hoop that seems a little wacky to me but anyway that’s that’s begun so you know we were arguing with steo about
Having kids it’s like the only reasons so far when you when your little girl makes you like feel like like when when you do like some daddy daughter [ __ ] and when your kid when your son plays Sports it’s pretty cool that’s it otherwise it sucks
Voice bills hey guys so I got kind of an old school KFC radio would you rather style question for you would you rather every day when you leave your house or apartment have to swim through an entire olympic size swimming pool and you get that chlorine stickiness and stink all over you every
Day or every day have to wear a bathing suit so again you could pick anything you want to wear on top but your bottom is always a bathing suit both these apply for every situation whether you’re going to work going to a wedding going to a
Funeral let me know Viva I think it’s the tool and I think you Embrace I always say if I like everybody always says swimming is the best thing you can do for your body it works out like 80 muscles at at at a time and if you can
Just swim every day like you would be in shape but it’s just kind of logistically hard to do that if I had some you know weird world where I had an Olympic pool and every time I left the house I got that workout in be good for me plus I
Mean trying to put on a suit with bathing suits like trying to pull on some pants over a bathing suit the I mean dude we’re not doing like Speedo you can’t do like you know it’s like a like let’s do like early 2000s board shorts I mean I dude I lived that
Life for middle school I just have like baggy shorts under my shorts I remember doing basketball shorts as boxers every now and then I but I I remember being like this is ridiculous it’s so Bunchy and like I can’t I think my groin area can take a
Beating I think bro I got I I think I think it’s Define a beating what does that mean just like I’m used to the it doesn’t affect me like it it’s but like it’s like the discomfort I don’t it’s not thefort it’s not pain but you like you don’t get bothered by like
Bunched up underneath your pants talking about wearing Bo bro I’m wearing a thong right now what like my my underwear right now is up like this I don’t know why W right now my I my I mean my briefs I’m wearing are actually particularly long today they go down to here right now
They’re up here and you just don’t fix them like you just went to the bathroom right now you just left it like we do fix them you’re just GNA go like this like and you’re good it is uh but that but but like I think the thong is like
The the opposite I think I could I could wear a thong before I could wear a ba a bathing suit everywhere a thong is just like I’m saying like it’s like things just get bunched up down here and it’s just all part of the mess you
Godam it’s all just it’s all just I I I think I would be I think the only issue I would have is if it’s with the one with the net in it I was going to say net or not net I if you’re going net then then I I I’ll probably end up
Cutting myself um you ever you ever like me no no like having Cuts in my groin oh I went I thought you meant cut it out and then we said no I said I think it’s cuz when I I slouch a lot like this and that everything starts to ride up that
Elastic around your ey is not I’ve had Beach vacations that end with both my groin tendons just like sliced you know yeah yeah no I know that that I I don’t the net is terrible I hate the net the net is the net is no good but then I also understand the
Logic of the net sometimes where I’m like oh I’m flopping around here this is like not great but I’m always flopping no you’re not I stay flopping no you don’t I think I do you’re never flopping you wear boxer briefs but I I I guess I never feel
Secure I don’t know if it’s floppy then I’ve been I’ve been to like the public pool and I’m wearing like a thin bathing suit and I don’t have the net and I’m like there’s the tip of my dick but that’s like I’m around like children and families and stuff like there’s the tip
Of my [ __ ] yeah but when you’re walking around like say you’re at a friends pool like are you like I’m out of control right now no because at least some around adults but I’m always like there’s the typal so sometimes I’m like I I I could use another another layer there but
Obviously I you know I can’t put like underwear on but what’s so what’s the solution a net that doesn’t really you know soak up water but yeah what you need is like a better like a pair a pair that has like a thicker like velcro yeah spot you know and then
It’s like that’s just the the the bo though you end up you end up with a [ __ ] as yeah right on your Peach yeah right on the tip that’s tough I my buddy once uh peed in the same bathing suit so much that it got like a stain and I’ll
Never forget him being like we were like we were talking uh you know do you pee in the pool do you pee in the ocean do you get out of the water and we I was kind of like I just I’ll just piss my pants right here dude
I don’t give a [ __ ] and he was like yeah me too and he’s like but you got to be careful cuz if you do it too much it does get a little discolored and he and he said it we it was kind of like we’re
In the trust Tre it was like yeah I don’t I don’t go to the bathroom I’ll PE in the pool whatever and then he said that and I was like you you piss so much in the same underwear in the same bathing suit that it got discolored and he was kind of
Like what now we’re now we’re judging I was like well I just didn’t think you walked around with like a yellow stain in your [ __ ] bathing suit dude this bathing suit looks like my pillow oh that pillows really are pillows are so disgusting and how how does that happen
Sweat a lot but like you don’t it’s not like you go to bed like you just hit the gym you know what I mean like you lay your head down and it’s sweaty and like if you wake up in a pool of sweat it’s like a thing you’re like oh my God I’m
Sick or I’m hung over or the air condition is not working like so you might get hot here and there but you don’t wake up wet and the the and through those pillowcases into those those pillows on the on the other side is yellow brown disgustingness that
Can’t be stopped like you can’t once it’s there like you can’t wash it out you can’t fix it my pillow same thing with the mattress dude I can’t even imagine how yell when was the last time you changed your pillow I got new pillows recently remember texted Dave uh
But I actually don’t really like those pillows um yeah those are terrible pillows I didn’t really like they’re too soft I you know it’s a preference thing they I like a harder pillow I think um so my favorite pillow I I did laundry yesterday my favorite pillow turns out
Is the yellow one the yellow one yeah yeah it’s like the one you’ve been laying on [ __ ] forever but man when I see those I remember the first time learned that like as a kid I was like what is that and my mom was like that’s
Just like you like gross and I was like oh my God disgusting girls have that too girls pillows are gross too don’t think that you’re immune from it you’re disgusting also how yellow is your pillow Jackie um I don’t I like can’t look like I mean like I that’s
Fine it’s like an average pillow average yellow there’s only one that’s like bad I think but that’s one that I like I can’t I can’t think about beds like it grosses me out G I guess sometimes I like I I put it like under my arms so
It’s like my armpits between my legs you know it’s disgusting I just got silk pillowcases just by the way huge game changer silk pillowcases that’s for your hair right that’s for wrinkles wrinkles okay yeah anys Jackie is having a crisis yeah a crisis did something happen is
There like a younger girl that like something happened that is you know like a I think just Tik Tok like it it’s like every single time I go on also Sephora I think the chicks in the officers talked about this too it’s like I don’t know
What’s happening on Tik Tok but like all these girls on like are like there these 10-year-olds are just flooding Sephora I can’t get anything any of the beauty products that I want my I like look British because my makeup is all like the bad stuff cuz all the [ __ ]
10-year-olds are taking the good [ __ ] I look British well like it’s just like I don’t know that’s hilarious I did see it’s funny you say that we went uh to rock climbing place the other day with the kids I did like a like a a uh play
Date thing like I picked up a friend for Keegan and a friend for Shay put him in the car so I was like the one like the parent oh that’s that’s never a spot I want to be in but as we were walking in with like a thousand other kids there
Was like four you know pre-teen girls that were clearly on like a birthday or like a day out sort of thing all had bags from Sephora and I did notice it cuz I was like what the [ __ ] is this what are you getting from there so I
Guess they’re swiping up all the beauty products and these old [ __ ] like Jackie and these 10-year-olds like what do they [ __ ] need it for like you don’t have skin problems you know that everyone who’s older than you says the same thing about you you dumb [ __ ] I
Know I know I know you’re the 10-year-old to them you [ __ ] I know but still I’m what’s up KFC fights been a listener since 2015 pretty much every podcast uh I’m a second year medical student now and I’ve been listening to you guys be wrong about the human body
For about eight years give or tick and so I’m appointing myself as KFC radio’s uh medical correspondent love it fight’s talking about the colostomy bag um you can’t feel when it comes out your large intestine where the coloss muag is attached to is just autonomic nerves it
Means that your brain knows what’s going on but your body doesn’t feel it the only part of that whole process that you feel is that your legitimate [ __ ] which your sematic nerve so that’s why you can tell like oh like I got to go to the bathroom and you can hold it but
Also when you’re taking out the colostomy bag or using the colostomy bag you’re taking out a portion of your intestine that takes like the water and the moisture out of your [ __ ] so not only is that colostomy bag something that you’re not in control of that’s really good it’s just like a gross
Sludge so yeah it’d be great for road trips but imagine going on a date and taking your shirt off and not realizing that you have you know a pound of a pound [ __ ] sludge underneath your shirt when you go see your date just something to think about
Viva that is that changes answers that changes the answers a lot dude every day going home taking your shirt off be like oh I didn’t [ __ ] my shirt today is tough and [ __ ] my shirt no but I guess what he’s saying is like when you [ __ ] yourself it’s because there’s like the
You know the Natty splatty it’s like an explosion if if this part of the of the of your big intestine is not if it’s just sludge you can’t ever like it’s not going to like go everywhere yeah I mean unless the bag malfunction then you got
A real [ __ ] problem but uh I like this idea of medical correspondent yes I think this guy this guy has cart blanch call as much as you want and I’m sure it’s often uh call in to correct any we say incorrect yeah within reason like if
It’s like a a uh a topic like if we just say something wrong off hand but if it’s like if it decides a conversation or is the the featured topic you can call in and tell us the real deal cuz I can’t even imagine how wrong I would love this
Is where I wish AI maybe AI we can use this going forward I’ve always wanted to have more like access to the the library of KFC radio where it’s like we talked about that go find it if we could just have a super cut of like all of the
Wrong medical stuff we’ve ever said oh my God it be [ __ ] incredible I’d like a doctor to tell me what’s WR me right now I just I just started sweating and I can’t stop yawning you’ve yawn like 25 times in a row and uh yeah you look
Terrible right now you were fine and now you look like like I don’t know what happened but something flipped I’ve been sick for a while oh great and uh yeah it’s uh all right how about we one more way so get the [ __ ] out of here it is I can’t stop sweating I’m
Like Can’t Stop Moving d i i you’re are you you tweaking right now man it’s not good right dude I I’ve Had The Hot Flashes hit me I used to like kind of laugh at like women in menopause like a hot flash like what you get hot for a
Little bit when this happened to me where I mean nobody everybody knows I’m a sweater but like I’ll be on the show and it just hits you like a wave and it’s like I must be 110° right now and I start sweating and then like it’ll just
Go away eventually like not too long but it’s like dude are you all right yeah I’m okay yeah that’s probably a good idea maybe it’s your underwear hey guys I have a story it’s kind of long bear with me so I have two sets of married friends and they’re kind
Of the core of our friend group um they host things they organize things yada y y I know all of my friends because of them and we live in a small ER town in Montana um and so apparently the past three years these four swing have been
In a polyamorous relationship and I had my suspicions they definitely weren’t subtle about it they were definitely really flirty and handsy when they got drunk and I was like what’s going on there um but it recently like came to a head and so for 3 years these two married couples were together so
Basically you had your wife and your girlfriend and then you know they had their husband and their boy boyfriend and so it was heterosexual swapping I guess um and they go on trips together and they basically lived all together it was this whole thing they live they have
An apartment and a house and they live like three blocks away from each other um and so one of the married couples was on their weekend or was on a weekend trip for like their anniversary and the guy from the other couple he was in the
Same city for like a concert and he ended up at the same bar they were at and the husband and wife they were there at the bar they were having a good time and when he showed up she basically ditched her husband and was all over the
Boyfriend and he was like all right like I understand that you’re in a relationship with him but he’s like it’s our it’s our marriage anniversary like this supposed to be about us and it kind of blew up and it ended up being like a it’s him or me situation and she chose
The boyfriend and so now two marriages dunzo they’re both getting a divorce and they’re swapping Partners um and I guess the other two are together by default although they definitely rationalize it and they make it seem like it was it worked out for the best which maybe it did I don’t know
But I got told this like on a Wednesday and by Saturday I was helping them swap houses and swap lives essentially and the two guys they work together and it is so incredibly uncomfortable the whole friend group is basically like combust like it’s awful um um they were all
Really close friends they were best friends that’s why I guess they got together and that’s totally done now and there’s a little bit of a bad blood and this happened in like late October so there’s been time to settle down and it seems like it’s going okay for the new
Couples but it is so [ __ ] weird and I want to know all of your thoughts on it and I’m sorry this is a long video but please bear with me okay Bea bye this is like those pictures in the Yankees that swap families in the 70s I don’t know
That it’s like the least talked about Sports story ever that should be the most talked about story ever I don’t even remember their names they’re not that good two guys in the 70s on the Yankees swapped families kids wives they just the whole [ __ ] thing on the same team Stein
Br’s best GM move ever it it’s it’s one of the least like I don’t know maybe because they just weren’t good enough pitchers um but they like to me that’s like Mike k k uh Ki and Fritz Peterson they swapped wives and took families in 1972 ahead of the
1973 uh season both players lived in New Jersey with their families and were good friends we didn’t just swap wives we swapped lives um this I think works because it was two dudes two teammates in the 70s who just said we’re doing this and I’m sure a
Bunch of women and children who didn’t like have rights then were like okay um nowadays in this era it that I think that’ll happen like 100% of the time I I it just takes such a specific sort of person to be able to do this and that means you need to have
Four of those or six of those or eight of those or however many of those like cuz if one person is off the whole thing’s going to eventually crumble you’re only as strong as your weakest polyamorous link you know you’re only as poly as your weakest like and that so
Like at some point someone’s Catching Feelings yeah always and they’re the wrong feelings like I’m catching feelings with a person I [ __ ] who I don’t live with like right right right no [ __ ] yeah like and and on the other side of things is like I I’m catching
Feelings that my wife is [ __ ] someone else on my anniversary like yeah you’re allowed to catch feelings that’s that’s the problem is like in these poly worlds that guy’s like the loser that guy’s the one who’s you know impeding on like our lifestyle or whatever like because you
Cuz I’m mad that on my [ __ ] anniversary you’re banging somebody like yeah I I guess when you make when you deal you come up with one of those like contracts I don’t know you got honor the contract I I like to think of the husband who who just doesn’t want to be
With the other wife he like you guys got to work it out so well that’s the thing she made it sound like they swapped I guess the wife who doesn’t want to be with the other husband just the one who was home she’s like I no you guys are
GNA get divorced no right that means I have to be with [ __ ] he was like I was interested in [ __ ] you he was no but but if they’ve been they’ve been swapping heterosexually she said so like the wives have been [ __ ] the other husband but I like like that there’s a
Difference between I’ll [ __ ] you I want a relationship with you true like I’ll [ __ ] no but but you would think like in this in this case that’s interesting you say that because like most people it’s usually like I want the boyfriend like the the girl you know what I mean it’s
Like I don’t want to be in my lame old marriage I want the exciting boyfriend but I think when you’ve been through like a shitty relationship where you’re know like I just want to [ __ ] you I don’t want to deal with all the other [ __ ] you know I can but I can see
We’re in a small Montana Town there’s no one else we’ve been doing this forever I got to start dating that guy now [ __ ] this dude he’s got an apartment I have a house also though but like the friend group goodbye yeah the these two groups ever trying to like be social again
Goodbye that is an atomic bomb Oppenheimer that [ __ ] that is done you cannot talk about like anything ever again you get that group all together and someone’s like so did you do you think that was really AI with George Carlin or how about we all talk about
How we [ __ ] each other into Oblivion cuz that’s what happened here and we’re all just going to pretend it didn’t get the [ __ ] out of here uh I’m always so interested in people who can pull it off I I I personally know like one one
Person who who does it and like seems to live like the most awesome life but it’s so so rare it’s it’s just impossible to to like and like if it’s going good it’s going good right now you this is technically theoretically if you’re doing it with your husband and wife and
[ __ ] you’re doing it forever and at some point you’re gonna you’re going to catch feelings especially like you think if you’re like ply in like your 20s it’s very different than your 30s that’s very different it’s like everyone’s gay in college bro but like the amount of the
My horny levels are so shockingly much lower than they were even like five years ago let alone like 10 years ago like it’s just it’s just and like another 10 years I don’t know if I’ll ever use this dick again but I’ve got to keep up with like a poly couple nah bro
That’s why all of these things every relationship monogamous or otherwise should have opt outs every two years and then you can decide be like listen this boyfriend I mean if you got balls you got opt out every day true you can always opt out of relationships and if you can’t call the
Police but but you know opt out in the sense of like you know the pineapple emoji I always talk about you you can you you just say I opt out and you’re done yeah you don’t need to explain there’s no closure there’s no answer I’m out I’m done there’s no guilt like I
Think the I think people who when when you get dumped it sucks but when you make the other person feel guilty that sucks too like whether you’re posting stuff on the internet or killing yourself whatever it may be it’s like it sucks for the dumper too it
Really does I know people you know it’s like I’m I’m the one who’s mean you’re the one who gets sympathy I’m the one who’s the [ __ ] so on top of like losing the relationship I’m also an [ __ ] so don’t make me feel guilty about it that’s the opt out would just
Be like you’re not allowed to to do anything to make this harder for me that’s the opt out uh all right let’s get into it Ricky Ricky bz on KFC radio one of our all-time great guests let’s do it all right thanks for watching make sure you
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Riley’s wife was Gillian Jacobs in winning time
Gomez…..
This show is just so bad. These guys don't even know the backstory of Hank and PMT and Tiff… and they spell her name wrong? Just all around awful stuff.
as someone who watches dudsey, hes not exactly a host, the AI basically just facilitates the start of conversations that chad and will have on the show. Dudsey barely talks so if you hate his voice, dont let that stop you from enjoying the show
More than a year ago they released ai comedy show of tam brady
also if you watch any other episode of dudsey, youd quickly see that the AI is basically doing exactly what feits is talking about at the 38:00 minute mark.
The simulation theory always confuses me because does it mean the real “world” was taken over by technology and we are a product of that? I’m more inclined to believe the multi dimension theory but I guess those can go hand in hand
Nobody seems to listen to this show. I wonder why
Crazy Plane Lady using Hank for clout/attention is hilarious lol…. No one has talked bout her for months so she has to do something to stay relevant…I hope Hank not that dumb to think shes a loyal chick, but he’s the type to fall in love wit any girl that gives him 2min of attention
Relationships are hard enough with 2 people; I can't imagine having 3 or 4 people in the mix… things are bound to get messy eventually. I doubt most Polyamorous relationships last past a year
why is kfc talking about AI , he doesn't know shit
8 months ago they released a tom Brady Comedy special fabricated by AI
somebody take away Jackie's Adderal
As a dudsey listener/ watcher. It seems to be the AI is somewhat running things but I always thought the company who asks will to do it is the one controlling it. But I honestly think you guys would love the show also I really don’t think they knew about the special. Cuz dudsey made one with Tom Brady and then Tom’s people told them to take it down.
You guys need to watch blade runner with how you are talking about humans and robots
Show is ass
Jackie is just female Billy Football.
Crazy plane lady can def get it 💦 multiple multiple times 💦
Dudesy made Pat McAfee Show with the Tom Brady special
Guys, you need to get some SAXX underwear
Where is the link to the remix song?
Pillow covers for ur pillows?! Am I the only one that does this?? I’ll even put cotton pillow case then silk case.. ur supposed to change ur case everyday lol Some 10yrs have skin prblms lol but I haven’t seen them in Sephora yet.. 💝
Grown men talking about another grown man’s relationship 😂😂
Jackie should rewatch this and realize that she doesnt know anything about
“Hank from Pardon My Take” is a weird way to present it 💀💀💀 he works with you
I love when Jackie goes off on a tangent and just and can’t finish a though. She starts a sentence and starts another though every ten couple of seconds. By time she’s done speaking nobody remembers what she was talking about to begin with.
KFC’s mic sounds horrible
Of course that girl is releasing her sex tape for a money grab. Every time I see her she looks messed up out of her mind. After her story was told nobody wanted to hear from her anymore because the only thing interesting about her was she dated Juice Wrld. She needed a way to fund whatever her lifestyle entails. She is just a trash human looking to wring every last cent out of a dead man’s reputation.
Will saso and the other dude on the show have done shit tons of podcasts and interviews talking about their podcast that literally revolves around that annoying robot. Also, isn't kfc like the "I know comedians guy", couldn't reach out to Will or anyone who knows him? I'm pretty sure they started the A.I podcast years ago.