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In this special ‘Kelce Family Year End Holiday Spectacular’ episode, we’re first joined by the one and only Mama Kelce to talk about her cookies being sold at Arrowhead Stadium and the Linc on Christmas Day.
Jason and Travis also talk to Donna about her sports fandom before she had her boys, what football positions the Kelce women would play, Kelce family holiday traditions, Travis being a leash kid and who is currently her favorite son.
The guys are then joined by Papa Kelce to talk about the origins of his many nicknames including “Diapers” and “Willy Wonka.” Ed also delves into the trouble Travis and Jason got into as kids and talks about the many articles about space he sends to the New Heights social media accounts.
And lastly, Kylie Kelce makes her highly anticipated return to the show to talk about Christmas in Philly with the girls and answer some fan questions! Kylie tells her version of the Aspen skiing story, getting left in shark infested waters by Jason and gives her opinion on Jason’s finalist distinction for ‘Sexiest Man Alive.’
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Chapters:
00:00 – Intro
02:24 – Christmas in Philly with Mama Kelce
04:16 – Mama Kelce’s Cookies
08:03 – If The Kelce Women Played Football…
13:30 – Jason & Travis Sports Beginnings
22:50 – Kelce Family Holiday Traditions
28:27 – Mom vs. Mom Cage Match
29:40 – Leash Kids
40:32 – Christmas Memories with Papa Kelce
45:30 – Ed’s Nickname Origins
47:05 – Getting Into Trouble At School
50:27 – Papa Kelce’s Space DMs
01:00:10 – Kylie on Christmas in Philly
01:05:07 – Kylie Fan Question Q&A
01:08:20 – Kylie’s Side of Skiing & Shark Stories
01:29:12 – Stamp of the Week
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Well Mommy we uh we last had you on the show uh before the Super Bowl where you said definitively that Jason was your favorite has that changed at all this season not yet my God welcome back to new heights ladies and gentlemen presented by wave sports and entertainment and brought to you by
Uncrustables the PB&J you just can’t resist the best part of the sandwich as they uh they call it we are your hosts I’m Travis Kelsey my big brother Jason Kelce and New Heights drops every Wednesday during the NFL season but we’re coming to you on a Friday because we got a
Special Kelsey family guest episode that’s right uh family end of the year Holiday Spectacular that’s what we’re calling it uh it’s just a Kelsey family uh episode um for you guys subscribe on YouTube where wherever you get your podcast and follow the show on all social media atne height show with one
US ladies and gentlemen and check out our official fan club atne height show.com uh Jason why don’t you tell everybody um what I just said and what we got coming up that’s right Trev um as all of you guys know you guys have been asking for more of our family members we
Can’t give them to you all the time we got to do it in spurts but we did figure what better uh than around the holidays than to uh have a little bit of a family re get together a re- uh I don’t know kindering of where everybody’s at in
Life I don’t know if any of that makes sense but anyways with so that means we got a very special episode for you guys we are going to be joined by multiple members of the Kelsey family we’re going to talk about our Christmases some family traditions and get to the bottom
Of some questions you guys have sent in uh and have been asking so um but first we got to get to uh what we always get to what’s that well it’s not new news it’s Mama Kelsey that’s she became America’s favorite mom during the last year’s Super Bowl and
Still holds that title in our hearts and hopefully yours uh she makes the best cookies di rolles the world has ever seen and she could take anyone’s mom verse mom in a cage match watch Tom uh please welcome to the show the real star of the Kelsey family
Mama Kelsey and here she is Mama Kelsey’s here how about that hey guys how are you doing I’m doing good Mom all right how are you enjoying Philly mom I I’m loving Philly it’s very warm here surprisingly so really yeah yeah we didn’t even have to
Wear winter coats I think it was 50 during over in the 50s for the game yeah yeah nice well it didn’t uh it didn’t I don’t think it snowed on Christmas but it’s been snowing ever since so it’s lovely it’s lovely yeah we got some flurries outside okay well I’ll get to
Experience that this weekend there you go all right now all right I going to come enjoy the uh the New Year’s here in Kansas City Christmas and Philly New Year and you do it you do it right see the girls for Christmas and then your favorite
Son for New Year’s you know you know what you’re doing what you get the girls before we jump into this oh man I got him a bunch of little things um you know some clothes you always you were always good at the St the stocking stuffers you
Were always a pro with that I haven’t seen a stocking quite like yours yeah I haven’t done that in a while but there were some there were some fun things that they got so it was good I love it did uh a knickknacks some books for Benny because she tears up the like
Little indestructible books yeah a little um I got him a little dinosaur egg yeah that when you open it up it shows the Galaxy on the ceiling and everything yeah so I thought that’d be kind of cool that’s pretty cool that’ll keep them awake for hours there you go keep their mind
Racing help help Jason and Kylie out yeah there you go well it’s awesome Jason you want to you want to jump us off yeah I think uh as always you know we’re going to get to the first thing which is new news new news new news hey
Yo there we go go like a pro mom your famous cookies made it big time this year you are officially Little Debbie that’s probably better you’re officially Betty Crocker um Mama Kel’s cookies were sold at both Arrowhead and the link uh for our Christmas games um you were did you did
You see everybody uh like I don’t know how did it go during the game there was everybody coming up to you telling your cookies were amazing or what well I there we were kind of um away from the general population on Christmas Day because the girls were with us but um I
Did have a lot of people signal to me from you know the various places and they were holding up my cookies and yeah doing one of those and uh it was great because they were sold out like within the first 6 minutes damn did they tell
You how many cookies were sold sold or made I think uh there was 25,000 at both 25,000 in Philly and 25,000 in Kansas City and they were sold out at both how uh how long did it take you to make all those cookies took me
Days I I have to she was in there working like era Mark was very very kind they took my recipe and they did all the cooking for me so it was awesome thank you Mark thank you thank you for not making my mom slave cookies to everyone on
Christmas we’re going to get to another one of our favorite segments which is no dumb questions but this is going to be no dumb questions Donna Kelsey Style mama Kelsey sty oh okay yes so um yeah Trev you want to leave it off yeah Mom since you’re our first guest today uh
Would you do the honor of joining us for a Kelsey edition of no dumb questions of course it sounds like fun nice nice all right well let’s get to it no dumb questions is brought to you by our friends at accelerator active energy drink this is about my fifth one today
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A coffee bean that’s they cfee me like you can taste the dirt in that [ __ ] and the accelerator has a brand new flavor Cherry ice poppet tropical punch Jason we’re uh what are you sipping on you sipping on any of the new ones you’re not sipping on any I haven’t opened one
Yet to be honest I got the rocket pop going new flavors Cherry ice pop and tropical punch are only available at drink accelerator.com that’s right um Mom have you ever had one of these accelerators I haven’t because I haven’t been able to find them in Florida yet
But you want to try one I’ll sure I’ll definitely try one you’re not going to be able to sleep tonight I’m four warning that’s right I got to get up early to get on a plane anyway that’s the spirit mom just sounds like a Kelsey right there where we should I go Cherry
Ice pop or rock and pop what flavor should I have try out I like Cherry so I’ll get you I don’t want you to break it here yeah there you go my nails are going to pop off thank you there is a big moment oh that’s nice
Just just be honest dangerous when I say honest make sure you’re very complimentary because they pay a lot of money no that is that’s really good I really like the flavor there that’s pretty good all right well well and that’s the show ladies and gentlemen thank you guys for
Tuning in um let’s get to some no dumb questions cuz there’s no such thing as a dumb question just dumbass people um all right mommy excuse my language um from Megan 8326 on YouTube if the Kelsey gals played football what position do we think they would excel in Mama Kel Kylie Wyatt Ellie
Benny Wyatt running back with her adorable 40 in the living room okay all right that’s a solid maybe I can see her I can see her tote in that thing what are you thinking mommy who we start with Mom I think we start with Mom Mom what
Position you off all right Mom it’s defense defense already got the forarm shiver down right to the grill I right to the chops what uh what level are you lineman linebacker or secondary I think it’s secondary cuz I’m pretty fast right you are fast okay second are fast secondary
Yeah like cornerback maybe oh my gosh Mama Kel is the only white DB Jesus Str is that a strangle move choke you out Hey listen sometimes you just got to the G the eyes double thumb action I like it yeah all right she’s clearly thought about these moves before
People I love it um all right so mom’s a white DB what about Kylie who do you think Kylie is playing oh Kylie she’s gotta move the ball she’s either going to be running it or she’s going to be throwing it yeah I think that’s accurate she was really really good and accurate
As a field hockey player when she was when she was shooting oh shoot really hard ky’s a QB tell me either that or she’s running with it she’s a you know running back so I I I think I think that’s more like W uh Wyatt she’s definitely gonna be the
Running back yeah yeah I’ve definitely SE plow through just about anybody who guys yeah yeah Kylie might be like a tesm hill might just be like a gadget threat little dual threat be SL a tight end the secret weapon no I really think Elliot’s going to be the tight end
Because she has no fear she whatsoever she does have that’s one of the traits you got to have at tight end no Fe Fearless nothing got to be Fearless for sure she’s got to make it to a full adulthood we don’t know if that’s going to happen yet she just jumps off the
Couch willy-nilly and dives into the floor like it’s a pool my she’s uh she’s getting there my niece gota watch out for those second ones man yeah all right is Benny old enough to it’s hard to tell with Benny Benny’s a football right now she’s not hard to G
There you go it’s hard to G as the player nice so she’ll just be the football all right there you go that counts mom for you to say that you’re a white DB just made my [ __ ] day uh shout out to she’s not playing at all she’s sitting on the bench but it’s
Fine she’s out there she’s ready to give somebody a high stick right to the [ __ ] chaps um all right well thank you Megan 88326 on YouTube that was a that was a fun one to go down with M uh we got another one from Leanne Ellis
5748 no dumb question was mama Kel a sports fan before having her boys yes I was well east side ofel yeah I I mean you know when I was um in school and things like that there was no Title Nine really didn’t have Collegiate sports for for women about
The only thing you could do was be in the Olympics and um well they had them but it wasn’t it wasn’t as many opportunities no there weren’t a lot CU Grandma played uh colia field yeah she did yeah there were some you know sports that you could do that with but um not
In the ones that I was interested in like basketball and baseball and things like that but um I did baseball or really softball um when it was uh with corporate when I got into the corporate Arena we did a lot of that and also darts that I don’t know if you consider
That a sport but I was on a team we were in the all girls league and I did that a lot before you guys how did we not know this I don’t know we need get I got a dart board right here I got it right over there I don’t
Know if I could do it you that’s something you have to be you have to do a lot of oh stop it it’s like riding the bike it’s like it’s going to be a little rusty to start off but you’ll be right talking to two of your Offspring we have
The same jeans as you you can just pick that thing up and throw practice for a little while but yeah I did darts and whatever I whatever I could you know I could get involved in I did a little bit of soccer but I’m not an endurance
Runner I’m a sprinter so yeah couldn’t couldn’t do the soccer thing yeah you’re not running foul Poes in softball uh yeah um who were your uh who were your teams growing up was it all Cleveland based or did you kind of have a were you biased a little bit to some other teams
No I stayed true to the Cleveland Browns and the Cavs and way momand right so now the Guardians now but yeah I stay with the Cleveland teams have you seen uh the the Browns new quarterback um yes I have have you seen some highlights on him he’s doing pretty
Good yeah he is they’re they’re doing very well um they’re getting hot right now so smoking Joe smoking Joe Joe flacko sounds about right that was a mama is definitely uh one of the people who brought Sports into me and Jason’s life so yes she’s always been a sports
Fan I can honestly say that your dad was the one that searched out teams and things like that and we just shared getting you to wherever you needed to go and whatever sport you wanted to play oh yeah so you it was really we followed you whatever sport you wanted to play
That’s what we um did how did so I guess how how did we get into sports what was the Avenue like did we just go into things that our friends did it’s hard to remember back to like when we first started as early as we could when you
Were about three yes you were playing soccer in North Richville wow so it how rough was that to watch it was like a herd kids they would just move around the field in a herd everybody was around the ball it was funny that’s kind of the way hockey was
Too when you were six but um watching some of those Home Videos you got us uh yeah yeah but outside of dad not being able to keep the camera on the puck um it it was it was tough to watch yeah but uh yeah it it was fun getting you
Involved in hockey that’s when we finally moved to Cleveland Heights and they had a rink and it was wasn’t as far away to drive so those were great times uh we had family friends that were involved in hockey and they got us into it was really the Halls yeah that’s why
Because I feel like hockey definitely Dental the halls and there was a lot of like Community involvement in hockey yeah which kind of caused us to start doing it yeah lacrosse the same way like Terry sailor was the coach of the girls team at the high school and he was
Always trying to push us into lacrosse right and we tried it one year and got into that right um and that was because it was a crossover from hockey into lacrosse yeah the sports didn’t uh conflict and you could hit people yeah the only thing that a a boy likes better
Than running downfield with a stick is running downfield with a stick and two knives you know on their feet Jesus mom well that’s what skates are they’re blames you’re right and unfortunate yeah what more could you want you know it’s a it’s sad but true
Yeah but anyway it was fun it still is how about that well that uh that wraps up no dumb questions and uh thank you to uh accelerator make sure you guys hit drink accelerator.com check out those Cherry ice pop and tropical punch new flavors and let’s keep this thing going
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Easy let’s get to uh bold Donna holiday topics about to force everybody into Kelsey Christmas here what was your uh what was your favorite gift that you got this year oh man that’s tough you have to choose I mean she didn’t get anything good just for anybody watch favorite gift huh don’t really
Have just wait until she comes to Kansas City there you go I got you covered I got I got the really Christmas is about a nice velour Chistmas this is about giving it’s not about receiving but I did get some really nice earrings I have
To admit aw ni you still have uh still getting Jason’s still getting you earrings huh yeah hey I do like earrings you got for some reason you think I don’t like screwed up and didn’t get the pistachios and the candle at the same time it was
The it was the sweatshirt and the mug with your pictures on it that were great the first couple of times but every year kind of got old oh yeah well but do I do love jewelry so that was always a plus what was the kind of uh earring that we
Always got you though it was like the um it was the certain type of uh rock or Hoops it was Hoops okay it was always Hoops yeah nice all right and those are always good you can wear those anytime nice bigger the hoop bigger oh my gosh I’m I’m burning up
Right now um cuz you got velour on has you’re right it is it is it’s hot ke who spoils the girls more you or uh you or Jason oh man that’s close I would I would assume it would have to be Jason because he’s here most of the time so do
I spoil him though I feel like I try not to you don’t but you’re very kind and you’re very gentle you know you keep them in line all it takes from you is just um your voice and they stop that’s the Ed Kelsey way you know yeah it’s
It’s and he’s not a scream it’s it’s yeah it’s more like that’s like a voice cut it out I’m I’m not even making the story of we were in their bedroom last night or a couple nights ago actually in I’m trying to get him to go to bed and I just keep
Going like this hey hey and and why like Dad Dad what why do you go like this like what it’s because I I mean business that’s good it’s about to get ugly not playing around see me [Laughter] smiling what am I what what harm am I in
Instilling in them from like a young age no you have to make him know that you’re serious yeah because a lot of times you’re joking around yeah or or I’ve actually seen him he gets the uh he gets the Stomps dad was real good cuz we lived in a 100-year old house in
Cleveland Heights so used to hit and the whole house would shake when he did just make a lot of noise and people like oh no what’s like oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] clean up clean up clean up clean up act like we’re doing nothing act like you’re doing Nothing what the hell did I tell you no it’s uh classic Ed Kelsey all right um yeah I believe I believe Jason spoils the girls he can’t help himself they’re adorable it’s hard now too do you enjoy holiday games yeah was it fun go chras yes I always I always that was
A good time it was a great time because um you know I just you know the whole atmosphere is great we had like three people dressed in rabbit suits you know down below and they were jumping around every time the music was on it was it was hysterical it was like Ralph you
Know from from The Christmas Store nice and they were in all pink pink rabbit suits and these were adults and they were dancing the entire game and it was hysterical to watch them so it’s just fun there was a lot of Santas in the uh stands and just you know everybody was
Dressed up to the nines and it was just amazing magical evening it really was awesome I love it well let uh let’s uh let’s get to some uh some traditions in the Kelsey household what do you what was uh one of the fun stories that you
Can remember from us uh as kids on Christmas jeez I wish I could but they kind of Mel all in you know together yeah but a lot of it is you know there were so many sports even back then that where we were at we were at tournaments
Right afterwards or right before we were CL Heights Holiday Tournament we were hockey uh you know basketball got started then so the the best thing was is I love people and so we were always surrounded by people and our friends and that was what was so great about the
Holidays it was just a lot of people that were around all the time and we got to enjoy it with a lot of families so it was special time this is true is there one Kelsey family holiday tradition like one definitive like this is it has to be
This you just you just gave it to us both yeah just gave it to us both yeah talking about the uh ornaments kind of split it right down the middle you know the ornaments that’s right I had the Disney or that was yeah we used to put
That up on the tree yeah we would always go through it together I remember that one yeah putting the tree up with the ornaments and uh and the lights buy those every year from grer and um it was great they don’t make them anymore but they were old porcelain ornaments and be
Careful when you open up the boxes because they start falling apart and Wyatt and ellot broke two of them this year already yeah so they It’s Kind were they good ones so I think part of it is I think we broke them from before and
They didn’t even take it out of the box so I think what happened is mom had to super glue the ornaments from back in the day of course yeah and the superglue has now since dried out so we just have to re superglue it yeah so just be
Careful when you open those up because um you know it’s oh they already open I got them all on the tree oh that’s awesome because it’s just you know in the Florida heat you know it’s just gets really hot so get I’m glad yeah I’m glad
You like those ornaments I I gave both of you guys a box box es and so it’s it’s kind of they were special to me the one other one that I definitely remember being a tradition mhm was two batches of blueberry muffins oh yeah I used to make
The blueberry muffins and also the rolls the pillsberry rolls that’s how I knew when to wake up you smell those things upstairs just like oh it is about to go down it’s time it is time for some always I haven’t made those for a while I should man they’re like one gulpers
You just take it out you just peel the whole thing is just yeah they’ve got strel on top y we always had honey bited ham yeah we were big on ham not so big on Turkey no peanut brittle pork chops you know things like that oh peanut
Brittle chicken cut you know Dad was the Candyman just for Christmas oh yeah yeah I told you guys that because one year you went up and looked at your present and I yelled at you and said dad makes you know has a second job just to make
Sure your Christmas is wonderful so it was the year we got got the Xbox yeah cuz I remember we look we went up there was the only time we really went up and took a peak I did it every year okay it’s the only time I went up and really
Took a PE soon as I found out we did it together we both went up there together this year cuz we were really hoping and dad was playing a good poker face with the Xbox but yeah uh we went up there we knew the Xbox was coming right and then
On Christmas Day Dad um one of us opened it and dad did the same thing he always does the old Christmas story like oh all the gifts are open I guess you didn’t oh what’s wrong you didn’t get what you want like oh what’s over there under the
Table yeah this direction and then we opened it up and apparently we did not sell it good enough because I thought we sold it good and then we went in there and like right away like unboxed it plugged it in started playing and mom came in right away and
She’s like you know your dad works really hard just so we have enough money to buy these gifts he takes an extra job she like I mean laid it on thick and we were like man I hear what you’re saying no I’m I’m with you I’m in the middle of
Beating level one of Mortal Kombat we’ll talk about this later we’re really sorry about what we did Dad’s dad’s the best for that we appreciate you teaching us a lesson there how about the one time you bought uh we we got the N64 yeah and you played
Donkey Kong Country 64 with us beat the entire game all the way through the end in like what 3 days I spent my twoe Christmas Vacation working on that I we would T I would do it for a level hand it to Jason and Travis would do it do we
Made it all that was a great um bonding family bonding right there that was fun yeah that was fun the controllers are too difficult now I can’t do it I did well the games are more difficult there’s that’s what it really is the I think it’s too in depth now I I prefer
The games where you have like you got like three buttons and you got to be creative to figure out the rest of it once you I enjoy I enjoy video games nowadays still I do I don’t think it’s too complicated I I just think that I enjoyed those old games in the
Simplicity of it that much more so I just play those a lot more I just feel like they offer more creativity N64 and Xbox before I turn on my PS5 yeah oh okay um Mom did you hear about uh you’re about to be in a cage match between
Berke kisher and Tom sigar’s mom no you haven’t heard this WWE picked this up yeah M doesn’t listen to the show Mom you gotta you got to I don’t know if you have a real I heard that they thought we should be in a match I think we’re kind
Of like still pressing this their mom their moms came on and said it’s [ __ ] on like I don’t want to Hur no they didn’t I don’t think they did so you’re on record as you would hurt them I’m WI yeah that’s what kind of fighter is
Donna Kelce what are are we we just saw it what do you mean are you throwing hands are you bar fight rules don’t fight fair that’s true ladies first say yeah I mean you have to you have to do whatever you can when you’re in the
House with two big kids yeah that are taller than you there you go there you go well our our mom comes in peace if your moms come in peace okay yeah we don’t want to hurt anybody uh shout out shout out to two bears in one cave uh
The 92ers really enjoyed us uh talking about Cedar Point as kids and me being on a leash growing up can you uh explain why you on Le no you were on a leash for only like one Festival because we were scared to death you were going to run off with the cars
But it was just this was this also close in time to when I had gotten lost at the count Fair yeah think your brother had just gotten lost year before and a cop car pulled him up and said is this your kid yeah and I was scared to death
Because you would just run off I couldn’t catch you Trev you were so fast mom you told me if you get lost go right here you would always tell me right before we got into so in my mind I’m like I can run off and as long as I just
You somewhere in one and two you started walking at 8 months and you were just a terror you know 8 months you were little we couldn’t find you you would dip in and out of cars and I’m like I can’t I can’t have you dying so yeah that’s what
We did it was a short six-month period until you understood how dangerous it was so what kind of leash was it it was a carness it wasn’t a leash we didn’t have a leash the same one it wasn’t the same one that Belle had that like the
Harder she pulled the more like choked her or something no it wasn’t a choke harness it was it was a harness on his over his shoulders and around his chest I could just see me just cotton candy in my hand just blew mouth and just getting choked is no it’s just
Like it was a short six-month period because and it was only when there were a lot of traffic we were going to somewhere or whatever I couldn’t carry you you were just too heavy sorry I wanted to be carried I was I was ready to rock and roll Jason was Jason ever on
The leash did I ever think like oh I need to put Jason he stay close I got lost yeah but that was that was only one time well you did get lost yeah it was because this was when he they didn’t tell me where to come back at least they
Told you where to come back there just this was I guess g was it at the Ohio State Fair it was a it was a either County Fair or state fair I forget one was well remember you also got lost on the turnpike on our way to Chicago I
Didn’t get lost I was in the place that you left you guys left me it’s the difference of that one I I made the mistake of giving both of you because you would whine about quarters there wasn’t you know you there were video games or weren’t video games that you
Could have in the car yet so I would give you a stack of $10 wor quarters said when the quarters are gone that’s it you can’t play anymore over well so he had a stack of coins I had to go to the bathroom I got out of the car we were in the
Minivan uh there were you know both um J and and Ed were asleep in the car you you were in the back or something like that with a um sleeping bag over your head I got out went to the bathroom came back in I saw every all the bags there
And everything and I thought I saw all three heads and sure enough uh I drove off and you immediately stood straight up and and you’re like J said we left the B at the homeone style yeah yeah it it was a prick move I definitely could have I definitely could have told you
Before before you hit the ramp onto the freeway yeah yeah I waited until you got on the freeway and I was just like wait where’s Jason you forget about you must really hate him so you know how it goes you have to you have to go 20 miles that
Way on a Turn Pipe 20 miles flii yeah so I I’m on the other side of the turnpike yelling do you have him cuz Dad got out and ran back he did he he ran two miles back to he was playing Stroger there’s no way you ran two miles not two miles
It it the first time the story was told it was half a mile then it went to a mile now it’s migrated up to two we got to stop the blast there’s no way Dad ran two miles back to Ohio go he was grabbing his chest and I thought he was
Gonna have a heart attack I’m like are you okay well Jason has always been known to get lost he’s just he’s just he’s the worst at it is him and directions just do not how do you know how old Jason was when he got lost two blocks from home
Yeah that was you had to be in first grade because both of you were going to Fairfax at the time so he must have been in third grade yeah so too old for that to third grade and I used to drive you every day CU I wanted toy I mean I
Wanted to make sure you got there you would walk home but I made sure I drove you there because the school was close enough to walk yeah and I just wanted to make sure you weren’t Lolly gagging and not going to get to school and so I got
Tired of it he wasn’t ready and I said that’s it I’m I’m tired of waiting on you we’re going to be late so I took off I was going to turn around and come back and get him but he ran across the street to a neighbor and uh got a ride and I
Get a call from the principal Mrs MCB and she’s like uh your son is here and the neighbor drove him I’m like I was going to go get him I don’t even remember this one I was thinking of a different one apparently happened multiple times you kid no this is your
Thing this is what you do you just get lost yeah but he doesn’t run abandoning into cars in the in the street I didn’t have to put a harness on him I did on you you showed no fear whatsoever of anything so but don’t put a harness on
Ellie yeah let her flank if she wants to flank let her get out there Sheely be the runner well Mommy we uh we last last had you on the show uh before the Super Bowl where you said definitively that Jason was your favorite you said it understandable
Though understood um has that changed at all this season not yet my gosh the burn such a perfect answer burn I don’t think it could have been any better I love you both just the same well thank you for coming on Mommy we love you as always I’m sure the 92%
Is enjoyed a little thanks Mom love it was a great Christmas it was fun this year so yeah let’s give it let’s give it in 2023 give it up for Mama Kel in 2023 everybody Jason CL your hands CL your thank you thanks for theator luck don’t drink any more of
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Selected by the customer availability amount of discounts and savings and eligibility vary by state all righty and Now ladies gentlemen it’s time to bring on the next member of the Kelce family for his Kelsey family year and Holiday Spectacular appearance a man with many nicknames including diapers Di and
Willly WKA he is the person responsible for teaching us everything we know but most importantly how to fight the Kelsey way please welcome back to the show Papa Kelsey [Applause] big rocking his Cleveland Heights football Polo 20 3 booster club champion right here I just remember trying to
Sell all those cards and all that mulch for Cleveland Heights well M was for the uh cross yeah what was football football was uh Georg fresh the discount Georgio was definitely one of the people on those cars but Subway was on that car there was a whole bunch of Cleveland Heights
Businesses or businesses around the area that were willing to team up with the Cleveland Heights football boosters get some money back to the uh to the high school and big did did did you go into Subway and ask them if they wanted like how did that all come I didn’t I didn’t
Have anything to do with the cards what I did was I developed a I didn’t develop but I I I made a program every for every home game yeah I remember those okay that had sponsors on the back of the prr and I sold advertising in the program y
To to donad to uh to Georgio with the zaras I want anybody where we get a little bit of cash Cas but I get a I get a bundle in trade so I would get like maybe maybe I get $200 some donad but they give me $500 in
Credit that was all so we could feed you guys every week oh nice nice yeah that’s how we that’s how we funded did you ever manipulate the systemd did we ever benefit personally from that $500 household no no no David I I would give all the money to Dave vaner and let him
Answer that nice Yeah well yeah let’s go ahead get to how I ruined Christmas for you big guy go ahead Jason all righty um how was Christmas week first of all in Kansas City I haven’t really spoken to you that much um since then but how was
Christmas this year for you pop it was very nice I got a couple Super Bowl trophies there we go baby there we go yeah right to the presence yeah I decided that it would have been very uh shitty little brother of me to get the Vince Lombardi of last year’s Super Bowl
He just he got you didn’t get the other you got the Minnesota and the Miami one so I have the first one for both of you guys that’s all I need well that’s two more than I have I still don’t have a Lombardi trophy U oh yeah good point I never ended up
Getting the uh the specialty ones made where do you go to have those made I know guy you want to say it on this you just know a guy know guy just know a guy they’re authentic though they’re real deal so big po like Tiffany Real Deal oh yeah you know it baby
Okay you know it we mentioned in your intro dad that uh one of your nicknames was Willie Wonka yeah and that was uh I don’t I don’t remember that one at all well that was amongst all all the kids that was amongst me and Jason one kid who Nolan
Plunket made a joke we were playing football at rockboro elementary I think um and he made some type of joke because you had just taken the job at C’s candy store or something like that okay and we had a bunch of candy around for the practice or whatnot first of all I guess
How did that how did that come to happen around the holidays how did you like did you apply to C’s like right away you’re like I love this peanut brittle and I’m going straight to Seas okay I had never heard of seas I was looking for some
Sort of part-time work because with what I was doing at the time between Thanksgiving and about the second week in January is a dead zone all you do you show up bottles of whiskey uh I would show up with HoneyBaked Dam certificate and if you had any gifts from the
Vendors that is dialon always had some some flashlights and St to hand out RMI would have coffee mugs stuff like that you know you’re dishing out stuff like that and yeah you go around you buy lunches for the for the crews on the floor MH and you that’s all you do for
That six seven weeks there and that’s when iPods came out and uh and you goty Elise Jason did wanted the iPods yeah now the iPods were like four 400 goddamn dollars yeah they’re expensive ridiculous this before they started making them in China this is when they
Start making us that and he also wanted those those carbon fiber hockey sticks the synergies synergies like 130 bucks so I fig well I got to get a part-time job we’re going to pull this off and I just looked in the newspaper and saw that there was a kiosk
Open uh uh seiz candy which I had no idea who it was but they were opening a kiosk for the holiday season which was perfect and so I went in and applied and the and did you have did they ask for your candy experience no no no no did you have to
Say very experienced peanut butter cups you had to pass a very a very basic math okay okay so so so you can add stuff up and charge them the right price you know what I mean fair enough but that was that was the biggest thing I had no idea
What SE candy was first night I’m working there we’ve got the the and these these I say girls are probably in their their 20s late 20s early 30s sure started coming down that particular section of the mall and would start screaming when they saw the seas oh wow
And running all right big Seas okay Seas Seas I didn’t know I love it and they would automatically grab all kinds of the tofat were always their favorites that the T tofet those are little things look like cat turds I think I know what you’re talking
About actually yeah and then it was it was only about a week till the till the lady that they had hired as the manager for that they basically got tired of her you know showing up working an hour and a half and charging him for the whole
Day and leaving and so they uh they offered me you want to be the manager I said fine I can I can do this nice what is your affiliation with se’s candy now because I just got some for Christmas from you well because I go there are you
Just an ambassador now no I’m just I’m just a guy buying candy for his kids what is your favorite item at se’s Candy key lime truffles keyme I thought you were going to go peanut brittle no that’s just what he couldn’t sell so he brought that
Home no no no I would buy I would buy the small boxes and bring them home because you guys absolutely loved it it was good it was was good still is do we have any update on the explanation of diapers I think because I was uh there there was a there was a
Religious organization at at St Joseph you’re going to bring religion into this there’s no way religion has anything to do you want to hear this or not yes I do you want to tell the story or should sorry you got it that no you go okay
Thank you it was called sodality and I was on the sodality committee what’s a sodality it’s the Blessed Mother it’s a society of the Society of Mary is for the marinus brothers were that read ran St Joseph High School okay and sodality is and this is this is was not unique to
My high school this is common this is common in the Catholic faith so what does one do to get on the sodality council basically it was just a faith-based you would uh you would recruit people to come into meetings to read the Bible to pray stuff like that
Dad how is this have anything to do with diapers I’m getting there getting there my bad my bad my bad I’m sorry I’m making this I was the youngest guy I was the only freshman on this Comm in all the decided to call me diapers that
Makes sense that makes a lot of sense so you so you didn’t [ __ ] your pants on the altar no no all right never got [Applause] caught we know how it goes times that wine just runs right through you you know what I mean oh my gosh all right
All right all right a all right this is the first time you’ve been back on the show since uh we told stories of getting kicked out of preschool and the 92 percenters have been dying for your perspective what do you remember from both of us getting kicked out of
Preschool what do you mean what do I remember all of it well yeah I mean I guess tell that story you just told the sadas story and just tell that one now well Jason get gets in a fight every year starting in first grade okay Jason
Got in a fight every year Jason gets in a fight I’d have to go in to see the see the principal talk our way out of it the first year I took your mother with me bad idea why well your mother almost got you doing more time your mother went in
There and argued argued with them about this what happened to the other mom went in there with two thumbs right the yeah what happened to the other guy do it the kid that started the fight he’s in the hospital that didn’t do us any good not
A good start start so after we got out of that one and I told your mother you’re never doing this again they Jason gets in trouble I’ll handle it so this happened in the preschool one when I stabbed the of the sport no that I don’t know about the you’re you’re you’re
About elementary school when you were when you were yeah suspended not tossed out okay so I’ll ask the question again when we oh we’re going back to the SP yeah no I mean in his defense we go we did already go over about it’s all the
Same the spor is the sp’s pretty much a dead issue I got nothing to add on that you got nothing to add what was the worst trouble you remember getting into when you were a kid not a chance we’re going there come on all right a good
Story what’s a good story what’s a good story all right what’s what’s a good story 60 years old at this point it can’t be that all right oh yeah there was the supermarkets used to have this thing where they would uh and it was it was conjunction with the with the local TV
Station they would print out cards about with numbers on them kind of like Bingo cards but they were all relative to a race a horse race okay and the horse race you didn’t know what track you didn’t know anything about it but but you tuned in at a certain time on a
Thursday evening and for five minutes one and they would throw this horse race out there which might have been 30 years ago on a track in California all right smart or whichever number horse one well my father worked my father as as a messenger for brings would go to all
Those grocery stores and he would bring home a pack of these things these you know did you is what these things were so I sold him at school you’re selling phony phony tickets so yeah that was my brief my brief uh experience as a uh as a book
All sorts you got caught I got caught what what was the punishment the punishment was I got uh well I got grounded for a while I uh I didn’t did the nuns catch you though oh yeah I mean I think the nun was the first one to
Caught it did you get the ruler oh yeah well you get the ruler just for looking the wrong way you know what’s the next step up from the ruler I don’t know that pretty much kept everybody in line I got you that was enough yeah yeah all right Fair dad
You’ve been you’ve been dming um the new Height’s social media accounts which I’m impressed that you know how to send a DM and you know how to send a post to uh somebody um but there there’ve been they’ve all been about outer space every single one of them have been articles
One time the last week I just I saw another thing about SEI about they have heard something they have heard something now nobody’s claiming that this is what they hear anything more than just don’t want to jump to iions that’s right but but it’s it does not
Appear to be man-made but you know in the way it repeats they said it’s very interesting but it was interesting enough there’s there was a news article about it so what well what was the publication of the news article I know something online I mean I don’t think it
I think I think I I think I saw it on people oh that’s reliable that’s not very reliable actually no you believe it’s aliens that’s why you sent it to the new heights page I sent it to the new heights page because you told everybody about me listening with the computer
Yeah that was a you know I thought that was a are you aware that we don’t run the new Heights social like we don’t answer the it’s just just Jake it’s just Jake okay Jake from State Farm or is this a different no not he I don’t think this guy wears khakis
Uh way less important but still very important he’s way more important to us Jake here we go this is great so Jak is Jake complaining about the DMS no he thought it was very much a big fan of it okay enjoyed every bit of it Dad do you
Think they were aliens I don’t I don’t know from what from what I read in this article nobody knows this could be this very well could just be a natural phenomenon but it is unique in that they haven’t heard this before all right well that’s fair um let’s uh let’s get to
Some Christmas Stu we didn’t talk any Christmas stuff what are your favorite Christmas traditions that we used to do at the house growing up yeah that’s a good question oh when we would go over on Coventry and buy stuff for your mom yep that was always a lot of fun I love
Doing that cry was great cuz there’s a bunch of stores right in a row you could just knock it all out they had the jewelry store right there big fun and they even had a little bit of jewelry a big fun if I they had shop it was such a great is that
Still there pressers it’s downtown now’s gone there’s a very similar store though downtown that I remember walking past and it was like oh my gosh that just reminded me a big fun there is yeah and there’s one over by Beachin Ballroom okay there you go there’s a little shop
In there that’s got a lot of now they don’t have the candy and stuff but they got a lot of the older toys and things there you go well we’re just taking you down Cleveland Heights history ladies and gentlemen um some of the uh some of
The fun things that we remember as a kid were uh the blueberry muffins that moms used to make every single every single Christmas morning yes the honeyb Tam Am I misremembering do we we I feel like we always had the honeyb Tam cooked like we
Always ate it warm am I well on that you buy a cooked all right it’s already cooked when you come home bring it home yeah okay now if you had a huge family you put the whole ham wrapped up in that foil in the oven and let it let the
Whole thing warm up that way oh yeah but we there’s no way we’re going to eat that much ham right that’s when I would start I would line a pan a baking sheet with foil cut off a bunch of slices put them down put a little brown sugar extra
Brown sugar on there some pineapp wonder it was so good warm it up and we would make sandwiches yes so because Kylie’s family eats a cold and it like is that’s not uncommon I know apparently super common which one is what do you like it more
You like it obvious I like it better I like I like brown sugar melted on top yes yeah that makes sense all right never mind what is your favorite Christmas movie and is Die Hard a Christmas movie Die Hard is not a Christmas movie It’s a Wonderful movie
That takes place at Christmas time yeah but it’s it’s that movie would have been a hit no matter when they did it exactly it’s just the song at the beginning and the end was pretty cool yeah you know that’s but that’s sounds like you think it’s a Christmas
Movie you can watch it around Christmas there nothing wrong with that but are you take what are you taking Dad uh Die Hard or four brothers Scrooged Scrooged Little Bill Bill Murray actually yes Scrooge that’s your favorite that’s my favorite what’s your favorite Bill Murray movie my favorite Bill probably Crown
Day it’s got to be Kingpin Dad it’s got to be Kingpin Kingpin is so good caty Shack yeah CAD Shack that’s not catty Shack’s bigger than just bill like Bill’s not the main guy in catty Shack but Goofy um all right well before we let
You go big guy um have you enjoyed your R your Reese’s endorsement all the yes they were wonderful I’m I’m not I’m trying not to eat that many sweets now for a variety of Reason how about you cut out the [ __ ] out but but send all sending sending this man all this resistible
Irresistible candy I I did spread the candy around the neighborhood and uh the majority of it went to went to salude that is a clinic on uh on the south side of H Philly nice you’re good man dude um do they make diet reesi cups yet if they
Figure that out I’m sure they have I’m sure somebody has well know it’s good to know you’re still uh providing candy for people around the holidays as you always have you’ll be Willy Wonka to us forever Dad Willy Wonka all right thanks for joining us today big guy happy holidays to the
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Just use code New Heights five and the last member of the Kelsey family joining us here has become the 92ers fan favorite that’s right her new heights appearance earlier this year is our most listened to and watched episode of all time which makes her the greatest guest ever and she’s back for
Her second time and for good reason she’s the queen of the north The Duchess of Delco princess cayana K Kelsey ladies and gentlemen making her highly anticipated return to new heights please welcome Kylie Kelsey Kylie you got to clap for yourself Qui Elli Bennett is asleep what’s going Noy thing how was uh
How was Christmas Christmas was great yeah yeah how was your Christmas trap [ __ ] the worst I’m not going to lie I’ve had better but it ended it ended well it ended well with good Christmas cheer and great people and um that’s that’s always going to save Christmas no matter if you
Lose to the Raiders or not so okay but um we’ve been asking everyone House Christmas um did Santa come to the Kelsey household he did oo he did um there was a a question of whether or not presence would be there in the morning yep but they were they were there Santa
Stopped by not a single ounce of coal was left so dodged a bullet there dodged one um how helpful has Jason been in in Christmas Shopping how honest do you want to be did Jason get you a gift he did what yeah more than one Trav more than one okay he got me oh um I’m wearing one of the necklaces right now the necklace sexy Batman he is sexy Santa over there
All right now yes he is what the what’s the necklace it’s it’s a little necklace from my favorite jewelry store love love that without fail it is I’ve heard that this was the mama Kelsey gift like every single year earrings and a candle mhm and pistachios yeah I didn’t know that and
And Turtles the little turtle uh chocolates yeah from C candy um I don’t think those are from C’s mm well but I tried Jason got me this necklace and he also got me a Transformer he got me Optimus Prime I did O is it is it the
Optimus that yes CH that turns into the the car and the robot nice that’s I mean I’m very excited about it but is it voice command yes yes here’s the problem the kids are terrified of it we had it on for approximately 30 seconds and there were there was just absolute screams of
Terror and we had to immediately turn it off so we haven’t gotten to appreciate it no it’s been in the box and every time they come downstairs and see the box they’re like it’s in the box and I’m like yes it’s in the Box you’re not
Going to turn on the robot no I’m not going to turn on the robot every single time I would have to turn it on every time they what were the favorite gifts for the girls what did you see them light up for everything I mean there’s there wasn’t oh Wyatt asked for a
Rainbow bear she did she flipped her Santa AKA Chuck Hammond is that who got that yeah cuz he went into bua bear and uh he saved our asses the night before and at the mall and he he hooked it up uh because that was a last minute ask yeah it was it was
She had only been asking for Barbie correct which she got one Ellie was asking for dinosaurs and we got a lot of dinosaurs probably too many dinosaurs remember when I didn’t blow up your spot about being involved in Christmas shopping yeah I’d managed that the way that I’d manage that tone sir all
Right you better [ __ ] tighten up over there um can you explain to everybody how it works for like NFL families when you have a Christmas game like did you guys open gifts at home later after the Eagles game or uh how did that work for
You guys this year so our plan up until probably Saturday was to do Christmas completely on the 26th um so basically to pretend that it wasn’t happening on the 25th and then suddenly that’s Christmas Eve and the following morning after the game Jason would be home for the full day and we
Would get to do the full Christmas morning and then into Christmas dinner um we lucked out and his schedule allowed him to be home Monday morning so we were able to do gifts Monday morning nice and then dinner the 26th we still did dinner the 26th because obviously we
Were a little busy and then you know he likes to lolly gag so we were at the stadium until 10 o’clock just in the you hid in the uh steamer yeah coughing his beard oh no I don’t know just taking my time literally just with my teammates like we said earlier
Uh Kylie’s episode on New Heights is our most popular show and the 92ers have been dying to ask you all sorts of questions Kai oh yeah since your last episode um so we’re going to do a little 92 perent question and answer session of course the first one uh is a follow-up
Comment from uh our episode earlier in the week that’s right uh from at Molly Rose uh 4567 a th% chance kelse already misplaced his Rolex at new heights yeah uh Kylie did Jason already lose his Rolex that he just got for Christmas no it’s upstairs by the dining
Room I showed it to Rolex the one that Jay I showed it to uh I showed I had no idea he got a rollax I showed it to your dad last night at the uh dinner was I still sitting at the table I don’t think so the answer is no
Was not cleaning up I’ll give that a round of applause J the L all right I got it I got it I got it I got it I got it I got I will say I will say his Super Bowl Rolex which is what I thought you
Were referring toh that is one thing that he consistently I would say can locate Y which is astonishing it is astonishing I’m not going to lie cuz he do guarantee he doesn’t wind that he doesn’t wind it we got the box that was one of the Christmas presents from a few
Christmases ago I got a winding box oh nice so it just stays on the right date and time I just leave it there yeah you wear it well I leave when I’m not wearing it okay I was going to say put that back that’s impressive yeah
All right well there you go if you uh you have a guy in your family that has a watch get him a watch Winder for Christmas and he’ll actually use it Kylie did you see that the Olympic gold medalist skier Michaela schiffren I can’t I’m too far away I think it’s
Shiffrin offered uh to help teach you you can zoom in on that right you can’t I’ve tried oh well well okay well then you better get your eyes checked I don’t know what else to tell you all right here I’ll ask you Kylie um did you see
That the Olympic gold medalist the skier um offered her help to teach you I did not see this I only saw this because uh it popped up in some new heights developments oh nice um so you follow us on social it’s on my my for you
Page so yeah please can you can you explain how amazing you were by the end of it though the sarcasm is St hiding behind the mic okay here’s the deal if it is there anything you want to add to the story no I really feel like besides the
Fact that this man okay I don’t this man what am I getting blamed for besides the fact that this man was out there yelling at me that was yelling at you it’s coaching you aggressively this man was out there it’s a little bit of a yell this
Man was that’s we talked about so I talked to Wyatt and Elliot Pizza Pizza it’s not a yell this man was trying to explain to me about how to cut on the outside edge Inside Edge one a pro move right there it’s a pro skier move here’s the problem [Laughter]
I’m not an ice skater either so he was trying to explain it in ice hockey skating terms was and it wasn’t clicking shocker so if it were not for key I have survived she definitely saved the day key Anderson all props to her um she is
The only reason that I made it out of Aspen alive I’m assuming most people have skied I had never even clipped into to skis before or been in skiing booths they have like a tilt forward so that you’re constantly sort of on your to burning quads are burning for sure here’s the
Here’s the problem with that if you try to sit down your butt does not touch the ground nope I found that out the hard way when I got off the ski lift and immediately tried to bail onto my ass can’t go back you got to go side no I
Must have been in a aerodynamic like fully folded down aerodynamic position for a good 10 seconds before I was like it’s not working it had to bail out sideways there you go yeah uhhuh go um that was the moment I should have turned around I should have gotten my ass right
Back on that ski look but the problem is is that I love a challenge I love a challenge and if someone’s like physically you should be able to do this I’m like then I can do it and that is exactly what happened and you did it and
You did it I I will say I think you were I think you said it took me 45 minutes to get down that mountain I think you were being generous I think it took me like a good hour maybe a little more I was being extremely generous Kylie we
Got to the bottom we got to the bottom of the hill 45 minutes before you did that’s what I I’m say that’s what I’m saying I think yeah I’ll tell you what I had I had like five beers by the time I was at the bottom of that Hill when we
Finally saw you like in plain sight coming down that was the worst that was the scariest part because at the all of the hills like merged and I was like there’s a lot of traffic at the bottom I don’t know how she’s going to handle
This yeah I’m not going to lie I got out the binoculars and was ready for there there was one period it was there was one there was one Elric there was one steep drop off up probably like 25 30 minutes in yeah and it was a pretty short amount
Like short part of the hill but I think it’s where we had like the there was a mountain we need stop the hill I think it was the moment where Jason was like we’re not waiting for you and no I was going and veered left and if you veered
Too far left you were going off the edge of the mountain yeah and I I had this moment of I don’t how far left did you go I never saw that it was like a I remember it was a drop off I do remember this
Freeze and then a drop off there was a a steep ass drop off too I remember that yes and that was the moment I went sideways on the edge of the Hill mountain and looked up at the clouds and was like I think I should have gotten back on the ski
Lift not to mention I’ve had like Jason said I was in Pizza the whole way down I’ve had two Hip surgeries I was I’m not equipped to be at that angle for that long while pushing against the snow it was it was hot mess Express down that Hill Mountain what
What at the end at the end at the end the worst part was was the little skiers coming past me little kid yeah the little ones the kids just flying by yeah they were flying and it was right at the end where you guys are talking about because it’s where the fast people
Merged with the slightly slower people yeah no I came out to to merge and I’ll tell you what these freaking four-year-olds are just zipping past me and I was like you know what big tree fall hard okay that’s why I’m scared and you’re fine and that was
That’s how I comforted myself my heart my favorite part of the entire day was uh was getting the skis and just knowing that you were not even supposed to be on this mountain the woman literally looked at me and said you shouldn’t be here with a dead like
Dead face I was like it wasn’t like a condescending like ah you shouldn’t be here it you should not be here I she said how much experience do you have I said none she said you shouldn’t be here it’s real and then I sort of glanced
Around at the eight other people that we were with and was like well they’re not leaving so I’m not leaving and if you can’t beat him join them you got to be a trooper and you were well let’s get to our next one uh from at
Julie 8600 uh we also need the shark story room gye oh yeah Jason is uh the best Storyteller but um how did it feel that Jason left you out in the middle of the uh of the infested waters and on the mountain twice two times yeah well I
Mean in defense she was nowhere near the shark so I didn’t really leave her in a compromis what do nowhere near the shark mean she was in the same water he was you were significantly more Kylie and you could see the shark yes it was hard
To see Kylie though that’s how far away she was it was it wasn’t it was hard to see it was hard to see her let tell you why it was hard to see me because this man was in and out of the water a million times cuz he couldn’t stay up on
His board if the shark would have been anywhere near you I would have I would have jumped in and attacked it is the fastest I’ve ever seen a big man move was when he would fall in the water and then have to get back up on his board
Because quick feet quick he was not staying in that water okay it’s lava it’s lava this is before the shark he could not stay in the water every time he fell in it was full Panic to get his ass back up on that board he could not stay up and to his
Defense he was paddling out and it was our understanding that if you were paddling out into the ocean that it was harder to stay up and if you were paddling in with the waves it was much easier wa yeah this man like we’re just out there sort of
Going around paddling checking out what was underneath us and I turn around and this man is the fastest I’ve ever seen this Manan I was like oh look at him go he’s not even and all I all I said to him was are you done and he was like mhm mhm
That’s what you gave her well she was so she was so far away from me it was hard to hear what she said cuz she was so far away from the shark so it was hard to tell what she as he was paddling past me
Travis he had to paddle past me to get into the into the shore he had to paddle past me and he didn’t say anything but I was I was out there I was with the shark it was it was me and that one guy and everybody else was have you have you
Gone back in the ocean with Jason since not with Jason who’ you who’d you go on the ocean with myself all right well what was worse then being left on a mountain or being left in the ocean I feel like him not mentioning that there was a shark on
His way past me is a little bit worse because it is an imminent threat to my life do you you I would have mentioned it threat this was I feel like near you was a threat to you it wasn’t a threat to you Kylie it was only a threat to
Jason well that’s because I was next to the shark I feel like this have you ever heard the the how you get away from a bear you just have to be faster than the slowest person oh okay yeah I’ve heard of that one too I was his slowest person
No he was like every man for himself at the very least I know I want to ruin your experience you were so far away from the shark and you’re having so much fun I didn’t want to ruin the entire experience for you yeah you got to keep
Positive vibes out in Hawaii yeah I was fine with it I knew they were out there as long as I don’t see them I’m good nice honestly if I did see them I’d be a little fascinated but I don’t want to see them I’ve seen one want to see sea
Turtles I’ve seen one out there you saw one one what what what kind of shark was it it was like a uh I want to say it was like a bull shark it was like a it’s not a good one to see it might not sharks are one of
The most aggressive ones the most no it was like a it was probably like a five footer it’s probably like a five-footer yep looked like a great white but it was about a five-footer it looked like you great white you know what I mean like it it didn’t look like a hammerhead shark
You know what I mean like it look like you look up shark breeds yeah I don’t know it’s a five-footer yeah it’s a five-footer yeah well the guy that was uh snorkeling and showing us all the reefs and everything said he knew a shark lived down here in this cave so he
Just went down there and just like messed messed with it a little bit to get it to like come out of the Cave the guy came out of the cave and the shark went right back in again you just got to be faster than the slowest person Kylie just remember that that’s
It that’s what he said Kylie’s slower than me I’m going to just scoot on past her and then I’m safe you got the next one from _ R I need Kylie’s reaction to Jason being nominated the sexiest man alive please has Jason changed since receiving this huge honor yeah he has changed I
Can see it in his eyes am I more glowing you are you look fabulous with your helmet scam he has not changed I I am on record for saying that I knew this yeah um I mean I married him guys all right now Bunch all the women that passed up on
This mine um yeah I knew this this is this a no-brainer to me um yeah go he’s still mine did he does he look sexier than he’s ever been or is it kind of like starting to fade a little I will say it’s fading a little a little bit no I’m this
Is this is another time where it’s just he it’s a pain in the ass he’s aging like fine wine like he’s so in like Silver Fox situation yeah and when we first started dating he would have a random gray in his beard and he would
Let me pull it and as I was pulling it he would tell me how excited he was to get gray and to like go white and I was like oh gray hair that’s weird and now I’m like you son of a [ __ ] yeah like Hur he’s like salt and well he’s like
Salt Sal on the sides it’s like sprinkled in his beard yeah come on he’s just a well seasoned gentleman I’m there well seasoned gentlemen all right moving on from at Brian Sanchez 42 B Sanchez the good old be Sanchez can we get a reaction from Kylie on the jacket she modeled for
$100,000 did you have any idea uh that the jacket would get that kind of reaction absolutely not yeah um I am extremely grateful to I Princess Diana’s jacket would go for $100,000 I that would be insane that would go for that would go for would you
Million easy would you make an offer on it no I’m not worthy you got your own I model that jacket because um Brian Hammond of the Eagles autism Foundation said that they would use this as an opportunity to raise money for the foundation we had absolutely no idea
That uh auctioning one off would be able to do that um the ma like Jason has said the M hennies have been involved in a couple things involving eaf um and it’s so amazing to have their support um yeah I I mean it’s Mind box goling I can’t thank them enough for
Being that generous um it’s pretty it’s pretty absurd yeah no it was it was extremely absurd um and you killed it obviously you’re just a star and every form of the word um Michael uh P at ad19 mentioned that uh why didn’t Jason bring jeans for Jason
Oh yeah yep it’s Kylie fault not she has three other children not four nice try Jason that doesn’t sound like a question Jason yeah Jason um Jason didn’t bring jeans for Jason because Jason thought that Jason was coming home yes in between um and he was actually getting
Surprised by Honey Boo yeah oh so he didn’t know that Bo was coming into town and because of that he went he went to the hotel where there yeah um to see him beforehand have a little lunch hang out and that’s where we’re all and then and then I was
Late as per usual well got a lot of your and thanks trap but I probably should have been on time for this the party doesn’t start till you get there Kai we all know that that’s right yeah everyone else was early we got a lot of comments
From 92ers about him blaming the jeans on you um at the Kelsey premiere um I would just like to say Trav the way you had my back was it was very good in I wasn’t going to let this guy do that I wasn’t going to let this guy do that I I
Deeply appreciated that yeah that was very kind thank you just trying to be a good brother over here Kai do you got any New Year’s resolutions I don’t think so no no I don’t um we’re not big on resolutions out here I’m going to be honest social
Media has made it like this whole thing of like let’s go to to the gym and let’s get fit and that’s what I’m doing listen I’m 3 weeks into the new year I’m not eating bacon anymore done e bacon because it’s they said I’ve had way too many I’m definitely still eating
Bacon I will probably I’ll probably I’ll never I’ll probably never have Mayo again though I’m I’m over Mayo I’m done with it you’ve never do you ever eat Mayo no no hat Mayo but so giving up something he already doesn’t do this sounds you to sacrifice something you know what this
Sounds like this sounds like when you give up something for Lent that’s something that you don’t actually like and therefore it is not a sacrifice you don’t just say I thought he said lint what’s lint lint lint is the the ashes thing yes yes nice I don’t have a
New Year’s resolution but I wish you luck in your um Endeavors to give up manise what are your favorite uh Christmas traditions that you had growing up we didn’t have a whole lot of Christmas traditions the one that we did have was that my dad and I would always
Go and get the tree nice um we were a real tree family and we did not cut it down but we would go into like West Philly and patry because it was cheaper there West Philly did you guys go out to like reading or like Lancaster no we did not
I heard there was a tree farm out there let me be clear we’ve recently been the past couple years we’ve gone to a Christmas tree farm and it is Del Fantastical so much some of them do it right you know some of them do it right it really kick starts the holiday feeling
Because you get to go out there walk through a bunch of Christmas trees just live in their lives and then chop one down and take home it’s carcass it’s so so much fun there you go um and by that I mean we get a fresh tree that lasts a
Really long time and it’s beautiful and smells delicious smells amazing we’ gotten a bird’s nest the last two years two years in a row two years in a row no bird in it there’s no bird a dead in the tree dead Travis he’s sure girls went nuts over these dead birds no pretty
Bird they think it’s just like a stuffed animal so they’re just playing with it can you can you stop with the it’s not funny all right I’ll stop there Jas ever tell you he had two birds living in his room no he was a kid yeah he had two pet
Birds no he didn’t there’s two wild birds just living in your living he keeps his he kept his window open kep my room so tidy this tracks and then flash got to him yeah yeah that didn’t last long that is that is the one that’s he doesn’t tell many
Positive stories about pets like Cole he’s just not warm and fuzzy about pets but about Flash he will tell the story about how he saw flash out the kitchen window catch a bird mid-flight and how he was forever impressed flash a very impressive flash was a gangster flash
Was a ganger I love flash yeah who was the other one Batman what was the other one’s name there were well flash had a bunch for like yeah little little bit of time um what kind of dog was Flash what kind of dog flash was a cat flash was a cat
Flash was the fastest Caton it’s all right it’s all good we did have a dog named Bell was named after Albert Bell you don’t tell many stories like you the only stories you’ve told about Belle is how Belle used to get out and then you
Guys figured out that you had to do a lap around the block in the minivan and then drive back into the backyard towards the garage to to get her to run back into the yard like you had to make it a game of Chase no we love we loved B
We play got B great that b wasn’t getting yeah seriously poor Belle we would do walks around the block with her would you mhm did you get lost then or did she show you the way home well if I stayed on my block I find that come on guys this gu um
Unbelievable but uh no Belle was a really good dog she was Trav you know my rule right we have an agreement here you don’t send us anything with a heartbeat we have that agreement right we came to terms with that a while ago right I said
That if M I said if you send anything with a heartbeat what will happen the next morning there will be a full petting zoo on your front lawn and I stand by that okay I mean what kind of animals we talking you ones no here’s the deal I told Jason
That I want to get a cat and he told me no well and I feel like you might like cats now what color what color what color cat do you want I don’t want you to send a cat I just want you to I just
Want you to get on my team here I believe you referred to it as I believe you referred to it as team dummies team dummies the other day huh oh yeah the team dummies one one for team dummies we team dummies we’re in this we’re in this
Together I will say this though you get a you get a good cat like flash you won’t have any mice you won’t have any birds in the house you hear this yep he wants an outdoor cat that’s what flash was that’s what flash was we didn’t know
If flash was dead or alive flash was an outdoor cat flash was outside we had canned food for months and Flash lived off of that for just like we actually never fed the cat fighting other cats she was not an indoor cat sheat only it would flashh be gone for like
Two weeks at a Time come to the back door and just me like flash like yo what up where you been yeah are you hungry alive stray cat is yeah they’re the most gangster okay if we’re gonna if we’re going to do it we are going to go to
Adopt a cat no we’re not he wants to go to a barn and Ste if we’re going to do it because there’s mice and we’re going to have it be a working cat we’re going to go to an Amish barn that has a bunch of inbred cats that are going to die in
Like four or five years but they’re going to kill the [ __ ] out of some mice let’s move this thing to stamp of the week baby moving on to wrapping things up here handing out our new height stamp of the week stamp of the week is sponsored by State Farm how about that
Talk to a State Farm agent today and learn how you can bundle and save with the personal price plan that’s right like a good neighbor Kylie stay form is there nice that was actually better than I could ever [ __ ] say this um Kylie as our closer on the Kelsey family year and Holiday
Spectacular would you help us wrap this episode up by choosing someone to receive the new heights holiday stamp of the week it can be anyone you’d like uh who has taken their game to uh new Holiday Heights you got anybody close to you that you might want to give a shout out
To you if you say Jason this segment’s ruined I’m I’m not going Jason um I’m tempted to pick on you further but I feel like that’s not going to well pick on me I was going to pick on Travis oh I was going to say whoever
Wore the Santa suit ooh nice yeah that was uh that was a Austin Swift I mean I feel well that was Santa it was Santa to Santa Santa Santa Santa Claus that was a full commit and respect that I respect a full commit he killed
It and he uh he actually made me feel like a child because uh his gift to me was straight out of the bag like the Santa sack in the Santa sack in the Santa saac whipped it out was it and handed me a VHS of my favorite football movie of all
Time no way cuz we were just talking about VHS tapes I got a VHS tape from uh a VHS Little Giants movie that’s dope that’s awesome it was way to go Santa that was a good pick that was a good pick s by my pick all right that
Wraps up this episode of new heights thank you to our mom dad and of course the wonderful princess cayana for joining the show and making this one so special make sure to subscribe to the new heights channel on our YouTube uh to make sure you know when all the new
Episodes are coming out and listen subscribe wherever you get your podcast that’s right and once again New Heights is presented by wave sports and entertainment how holiday for them we never get we never mention them um and T to you by Uncrustables the best part of
The sandwich as they say uh follow the show on all social media New Height show with one ask for fun Clips throughout the week ladies and Gentlemen even though this is Friday you are listening it to uh we’ll see you guys next next Wednesday how about that man and then
Happy New Year’s to everybody hope all your New Year’s resolutions come true and you start eating healthier and working out and whatever it is that is on thank you to the production and crew and thank you to the 92ers for always tuning in see you guys in 2024 how about
That man time is flying it’s a Kobe year for everybody so loud peace hey hey
31 Comments
😊❤ go BIRDS
Jason getting the Joe Dirt treatment is top tier😂😂😂
Just finished watching this video and I absolutely love you guys and your family. I will say that Kylie is an absolute rockstar. She is AWESOME. 👏🏽
How has Uncrustables not made a Fluffernutter?! 😜
The money we would pay for the unedited version 😂😂😂😂
Love the Kelce family
Kylie is very good!!!!
Mama kelce as the only white DB 😂😂
Repent Ed Kelce!
Kelce's fam always entertaining 🙌
Enjoyed this episode. Needed the laughs during my stupid cold. 😂🤧
gosh i love this episode.. i’m literally smiling the whole time. kelce fam are the best 🫶🏼
Jason, on my Twin Brother I Heaven, I could get lost in my own back yard….I am the WORST!!!!!
Family is everything! I appreciate you guys giving us a glimpse into your lives. My family is much like this. Wishing you the best Christmas and a great 2024 from the 92 percenters! You guys are so fun to watch!
you had me at "Optimus Prime". Great podcast Great Family respect to the Kelce Fam
I laughed out loud so many times during this show! And I live alone !
Love how Travis threw in the Christmas tree farm. Smooth. 😂😂
Gotta love papa kelce’s space obsession lmao
As if Kylie couldn’t get more awesome, she got a Transformer!
Kelce the raiders wasn’t handed the w the raiders took that w from y’all Raider Nation !!! You need to focus on football not swift lmao
Kinda disappointed, Taytay is not there😢😢😢but I’ll take Kylie anytime. She is so pretty.
Omg kylie is great at editing a jason story. This might be the best podcast
Todays episode of keeping up with the Kelces
Raiders took that game from the Chiefs Travis. Don’t slam your helmet down like a entitled petulant child.
Mama Kelce is a hilarious treasure 😂 hockey sticks & knives on their feet 😂 🏒
Damn, this family is just a delight.
We all know where Travis was going with with the knives on your feet. Comment well if you follow anything hockey you do… RIP
Kylie should have said, "I'm just stoked a literal bird got it"
You want to show us something? Get Taylor on the show
1:24:12 "I hear there's a tree farm out there." ❤
And the look Kylie gives is so sweet. 😊
Whens Taylor coming on this shiz