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While signing up to take advantage of these offers draftings is an official betting partner of the NFL so you can’t go wrong if you wish to partake but if you do just remember to gamble responsibly pivotal match for playoff futures or not this only confirmed one thing the New Orleans Saints suck
Not even the fraud category that everyone throws out there for teams myself included they just fucking suck Fleur-De-Lis is mangled by a bunch of morons that channel their inner Arthur Smith against the Rams Dennis Allen gets called a coward for being too conservative fuck it just go for it
Repeatedly when the analyticle advantage is minimal and then fuck that up with terrible play calling it be awfully nice if his defense was ready to face the Rams attack all day long Matthew Stafford could do whatever the hell he wanted Pucca Nacua and Kiaron Williams could do whatever the hell they wanted
LA’s offense look to be back to their Super Bowl heyday while the Saints did next to nothing with Alvin Kamara whole organization is a checkdown on 2nd and long it’d be one thing if New Orleans was disappointing but it’s hard to feel sympathy for them when nearly all of us were screaming
That they weren’t a true contender since they signed Derek Carr not when the rest of the roster is flawed an injury prone and their coaching staff is full of idiots and of course they try to come back when it’s too little too late wow Derek Carr had a great game
Where the fuck is this been all year it’s awfully cute but with one of the easiest schedules in football alongside skill positions oozing with talent should lead to a lot more than that the Rams will safely guide you into the cold embrace of football hell
Where they all but lock up a playoff spot of their own who dat? a team that needs to rebuild badly oh great now the Steelers bother to show up for a game now they outright crush a divisional foe when the season’s been pissed away now the Bengals turn into a pumpkin after midnight
I don’t know how a team has the most convincing seamless victory in years yet I’m pissed at them for it with Mason Rudolph the Red Zone reindeer starting you think since he would ride the great momentum they had to a win but this wasn’t just a blown tire both damn axles fell off
Jake Browning Cinderella story is seemingly come to an end forcing terrible passes unable to read Pittsburgh’s defensive backups just an all around disaster I don’t know what the fuck their game plan was but it was apparently to allow George Pickens to have a breakout game and Mike Tomlin
The bullshit to another winning season the road was hard in general but the Bengals of all but bungle the playoff spot tends to happen when you can’t stop the run and go winless in your own division it’s poetry as has always been written in the book of the AFC North but seriously Pittsburgh
I’d be a lot more satisfied if you didn’t shit it against them to win teams set sail for the open seas of piracy lads this match is the first of many exclusive to Peacock thank god I can call that attacks right off perhaps the Chargers can use their whole season as one
As well maybe the bills can too the gun from besting Super Bowl contenders to heinously playing down to a competition solo they might as well been high schoolers perhaps one of these days Buffalo will stop carelessly turning the ball over in a normal world the bills would be up by multiple scores
And we all go back to suffering through stupid political debates at the dinner table those debates might be on the merits of Buffalo as a franchise a classic trap game in more ways than one so many damn smoke and mirror situations that are masked by playing an opponent as weak as liquid LA
They’re both nowhere near the potential as a team yet are repeatedly being bailed out by high end talent it’s a very strange situation one that might be rectified the moment they stop fucking the ball but that’s more long shot than foe LA doing anything with it
Dick of the kicker uses his golden leg to take the lead not surprising they blew this right Buffalo remember that they’re playing the Chargers and Josh Allen becomes fire god on the final drive how cliche it was less the bills won and more they escaped their own repeated incompetence I’ll give them
The most sarcastic golf club in the world as I await their impending doom and heartbreaking fashion the Bolt simply got the electric chairs of mercy killing fuck you Spanish I did it revenge worst passing offense against the worst passing defense only one can retain their title of sucker dude
And it’s looking like Washington’s not only holding that belt of shit they’re packing it in and making hotel reservations in the Bahamas next to no one on the commie seems to give a shit and it shows by folding 20 points to the Jets in the blink of an eye
It’s less New York doing well and more just taking advantage of fuck UPS Sam how how do I put this in 2 weeks he’s gone from the potential future QB of the franchise to wondering if he’s even going to get another serious chance his gunslinging abilities are shooting less than blanks
Shooting his eye out Carson Wentz in the clutch vibes and Rivera still trying to win in the blades of glory so Jacoby Preset goes back in for the burnt Faker Mayfield still a 20 point game there’s no way Washington’s coming back into this one with Jacoby’s backup brisket be serious for once
They the Jets blew it what the hell I know their defense has stopped giving a shit but to the point of active sabotage okay this is getting a little too ridiculous for our liking New York’s keeping cell and Douglas around so they’ll get the final drive for meaningless platitudes
Just kick the damn field going in this shit it is 12 NFL season to try to save the day for the Jets from 54 good snap good hold the kick from game that shouldn’t have been close to a game well team should be given else for the spirit of tank ball
Much shame to the Jets I’d be bashing the commies just as hard but their secondary is doing more than enough of that for them we are in the most desirable of all possible timelines a world where Joe Flacco is leading a team to a playoff run in 2023 what a time to live
Those beautiful rainbow spirals harkening back to 2,012 it’s a throwback to a better era Joe Flaco is elite not even the sarcastic elite we were throwing around six years ago legitimately elite the first time throwing over 300 yards in three straight games in his career leading the charge to victories left and right
With his arm you may argue that the Texans are battered to all hell and the magic’s running out but fuck you this is the meme that the football world has been dying for Cleveland does not only all but purchase the ticket to January they stamped and sealed that baby
With a shitload of injuries that keep piling up in their mass grave case get him’s revenge door against the Browns ain’t got nothing on Flaco magic he went to a Saint Louis Rams for so bad he got benched for General Mills part of this balanced breakfast there’s any good news Houston
You might have straw back next week do or die time good luck speaking of the AFC South the Colts crash down to reality hard this week to be fair they’ve been playing way over their heads this season and I commend the hell out of them for it
Whoever in Georgia indie just fell flat on their faces it’s typical Falcons football play like absolute shit against awful teams and it must win scenarios then somehow fall off a perfectly executed game plan when the season is all but lost finally Arthur Smith uses logic and benches
The absolutely shitty quarterback for a less shitty one it was like we’ve been screaming for months is Taylor Heinicke perfect hell no but Heinicke isn’t throwing into triple coverage four separate times again actually using Bjon Robinson and Kyle Pitts on the offense holy shit it’s a goddamn breakthrough
With the defense putting into through hell it’s the Steelers phenomenon Atlanta won an unbelievably convincing fashion for the first time in ages and I’m somehow even angrier at them for it falcons fuck you seriously fuck you you don’t get credit when you piss away nearly an entire season
I don’t care if you dominated get the fuck out of here solidly performing quarterback and a team in dire need of a win to stay alive against the literal worst team in football this should be a relatively easy recap where I make shitty jokes about how bad Carolina is for 30 seconds
Well it should be but I can have no rest but from the horrors of bullshit you see despite Green Bay having free rein on offense against the bottom feeder Bryce Young is cooking a 5 star dinner yes Bryce Young he who is looked absolutely overmatched in the system
The ADL finds offensive and distasteful is looking like his first overall pedigree for the first time all season we know damn well the domestic terrorists responsible for such a travesty Vanilla Joe Berry’s gifting endless presence to the Panthers offense and it’s allowing them to stay in the game
Despite Jordan Love in the Packers crushing those before them a 14 point lead just before the fourth quarter Vanilla Joe Berry’s on the case watch as he moulding calls for a train wreck on back to back crucial drives endlessly surrendering yardage like it’s nothing at all and before you know it
The games tie why didn’t Barry get fired after last week’s shit show again it’s the defensive equivalent of Matt Canada good news for Green Bay you’re playing the Panther so no one’s really going to notice some of the questionable calls that go your way off to the red zone
To kick a field goal to put it away Joe Barry was eager to let his opponent get to field goal ranging crunch but lo and behold they couldn’t get the spike down in time allegedly once again nobody’s really going to complain since it’s the Panthers
And their fans stopped giving a shit weeks ago will the shit stain a Berry finally be thrown in the toilet probably not Seattle never makes this easy if you followed them even in passing you know this to be an undeniable truth things should be a breeze on paper the Seahawks are getting
Gino back from a nagging injury meanwhile Ryan Tannehill is getting a swan song as Levus is out with his own ailment if you were to guess that Seattle play down to competition and gave their fans an endless supply of heart attacks for Christmas you win nothing
This is what they do pretty much every week King Henry’s had a hard season fresh of his worst performance as a Titan he reinforces that he still has some juice left in the tank with his eye god bless it the Seahawks responding kind with yet another failure in the red zone
Broken damn wrecker their defense does stop Tennessee’s red zone attempt so there’s a silver line unfortunately Seattle’s down by 7 and the heart attacks keep on coming slow methodical grinding football is the name of the second half long marches eating all the clock in a feast of the seven minute drive
More failures in the red zone for Seattle go figure but their defense is able to solve the Rubik’s cube at the Titans often so a chance is available to take the lead it’ll take 96 yards in a couple of lucky bricks due to a lack of discipline but the six points are secure
The lead however is not you thought that drive was long try an almost 9 minutes 75 yard display of superiority the defense was doing all right but they can’t stop them now if they tried and even if they could brutal penalties are foolishly extending it it’s too late King Henry rumbles again
The counter and panic ensues now Seattle has to rush and rush they shall scrambling to get yardage and traction but they do get a lifeline thank you defensive pass interference but the red zone is a different beast and they’ll have to conquer it to escape this limbo Smith endzone
And it is caught for the touchdown Colby Parkinson do you ever think about not making this so hard in yourself Seattle it’d be awfully nice if you didn’t haven’t you Learned of the consequences of playing on the edge for so long there’s a win
I guess just get ready for Pittsburgh and move on the smell of blood is in the air Troy has been dying for this moment for a long time yeah Minnesota’s in a must win situation Nick Mullins at the helm it’s a magic grab egg and most of the time
It punches you in the face missed interceptions resulting in crazy touchdowns of the key to his game the Lions may be gifting the Vikings a chance to offend them but Mr Mullins he’s just too kind he’s bred far with the conscience this time he’s giving back to the poor
Instead of stealing from them really awful interceptions of plenty allowing Detroit to jump out to a convincing 10 point lead but don’t fret because Nick Mullins is a grabback sometimes you get some really amazing drives out of it the epitome of frustration yet the Vikings do have a 4 point advantage
Did I mention this is a back and forth affair Detroit tends to Rev up their engines and roar back with several dominating drives an average of seven minutes long a piece dicing a Flores unit Wheeling and fatigue unable to be stopped even with the most valiant of attempts
It’s now a nine point game the Vikings do manage to drive down the length of the field but in the red zone well it’s Nick Mullins what did you expect it’s only a field goal and you’ll accept that now time is winding down and the Lions can bury their opponents
What are unable to truly seal the deal this might be the season from Minnesota and they have to drive with precision under any means necessary two factors at play Aaron Glenn’s defenses forces Helen Mullins s backyard magic on his side the bullshit might indeed be real redemption
Driving coming from the 30 on first down Wallins steps up he throws with the exclamation point what the actual hell was that wasn’t even a fucking shot that was simply a duck that stopped quacking the moment it left the nest remember when I said that you can always do worse than Kirk Cousins
I lied it’s a hell of a lot worse especially with Nick Mullins costing you games like this but their loss is Detroit Celebration this win solidifies an NFC North title for the Lions their first in the NFC North the last time they won a division was in the Clinton administration
First time over 30 years of an aptitude finally brought to rest good work Detroit you’ll get your chance to avenge ancestors past soon enough at this point we know what the Cardinals are team that’s just counting down the hours until they’re free for winter break not like me when I was in school
To be honest sit for the last few days watching movies and dreaming about playing Xbox it’s fine just let Justin Fields get some highlight tape for the offseason if you delude the Bears into thinking he’s still their savior or something Kyler he’s kind of there I guess
Both teams are merely auditioning players for next year and Arizona’s got a long way to go attempting to come back in the end but too late to return from the abyss this is the paper soft schedule that stole Chicago somehow on life support for playoffs to win
But it doesn’t really ruin their tank Carolina’s pick is still intact despite Joe Barry’s attempts at sabotage the greatest prize indeed Jacksonville isn’t just in panic mode anymore they’re simply dead stone cold haphazardly buried in the ground with limbs sticking out necrotizing in the freezing air
I thought things were bad in Duval these past few weeks good lord against Tampa Bay everything’s completely falling apart the offense destroyed their offensive line can’t block anything on Twitter Trevor Lawrence visibly injured and shouldn’t be fucking playing defense they made the Bucks revert back to world beating form
For a second straight week clinging flames from the ether to further secure tank division Baker Mayfield ripped and tore the absolute shit out of a franchise in the Revenge Store from hell chariots of fire rising from the ground carrying a harbinger of the apocalypse on a throne of skulls it took out Trevor
Lawrence’s shoulder while riding around the field just let the dude rest to call this a convincing win for the Bucks would imply that the Jags put forth any sort of effort didn’t feel like they did it all for straight losses Jacksonville’s only saving graces that Houston and Indy both lost
And they play the Panthers next week that’s gonna be an easy win won’t it Jacksonville won’t it ladies and gentlemen may I present to you the Fraud Bowl two teams that thrive on terrible opponents only to buckle at the slightest of adversity only one can maintain their bragging rights for the suspicious title
Will it be Miami wasn’t one against the playoff caliber team all season or will it be Dallas who was weakened outside of at t Stadium neither team wants to be crowned with the thorns of folk and tension and they’ll make it a strong duel to the very end
There’s one concern that needs to be addressed for the Cowboys though they’re awful on the road and their travels their home cooking goes sour whatever strengths they have are exposed to the cold winds of reality that brilliant pass rush can’t do a damn thing to generate pressure only a crewing
One sack against an O line full of backups it’s honestly pretty standard Cowboys need a window assert dominance yet fold like a stack of guards whatever their concern whatever they throw at Miami nothing holds they just can’t get into that extra gear they flash throughout the season
All that’s being traded by both teams are field goals despite the efforts of deck and CD the 6 point deficit Dallas needs to make sure they can keep up with an easy Eagle schedule they must pounce on the opportunity I do get a little help from the zebras but in this scenario
Don’t ask questions just take the touchdown and run they have a one point leading crunch time the defense just needs to hold only one problem the Cowboys are cursed on the road it was only despair and isolation on the lonely trail and it leads Miami right to field goal range
With no time left Miami is in the playoffs that’s an interesting way to get your first one against an opponent in 20 years questions and concerns can be silenced at least for a day world laughs at Dallas in a service to most Americans was far from pretty at the end of the day
What’s done is done their ticket is secure welcome back to the playoffs dolphins ah ah dangers of opium are not noticed until it’s far too late when an overdose of false positives it’s a man there was no antidote for the spread healing powers become toxic and erode everything within
His strength may be fading and could be betrayed by powers greater than him but the hoodie still enjoys upending his former rivals in a time long past his choice of scheme tonight the Three Stooges formation a comedy of failure fumbles fucking of the bone the death of kickers everywhere it’s less defensive slugfest
And more offensive shittering at least until New England strikes with a precise drive New England but too shabby for the lead Chad Ryland celebrates by killing a field goal mine the Broncos defense has lost Vance Joseph’s secret stuff and have surrendered another gashing dry for a touchdown mind baffling
You know how the Patriots make this a 16 point lead because nothing makes any sense this is why I’m throwing logic out the window the NFL did that years ago all that’s left is volatility and madness and of course because we can have nothing seen in this world
The Patriots quickly blow the lead they were never meant to have all I wanted for Christmas was a sports ball that wasn’t the length of Gettysburg we can have no rest but from chaos it is my lifeline all there will be is the inevitable Denver win
An endless hopium that rises from the ground itself the Patriot defenses are buckling and the Broncos right dual punt really Zappy still has some zip left in his arm there in field goal range I have no faith in Chad Riley but how the hell did this happen for the win Sharon Rollin
It’s good there’s a twist I didn’t expect Denver folding at the last possible second to crash to hell after reons of false hope we outsiders also are coming from a mile away but hope he enforces fans to ignore the obvious signs death was merely delayed
A fun swing upward only to remember cold reality the ride never ends you are trapped enjoy your stay New England wins by probably losing out on Caleb Williams and Drake may politics probably not gonna be here next year anyway he doesn’t give a shit but at least he gave us some laughs
Oh my God Chiefs I figured you were right to be up ended in the Wild card round but to pull this off I’m impressed a team that’s supposed to thrive on their offense turned into Matt Nagy with the fucking Bears nearly every single thing that could go wrong for Kansas City
Not only once so it blew up in their faces in unbelievably spectacular fashion it was a comedy show disguised as a football game Nickelodeon should have just added an arsenal of sound effects and called it a day game was lost on two offensive fuck UPS 7 seconds apart home serving up hot Pockets
As he flows around in a circle hoping someone manages to catch a fucking ball Las Vegas just stood there and did nothing and they still look like daisies compared to their opponent the Chiefs lost to a team that hadn’t completed a pass after the first quarter the Raiders didn’t even have Josh Jacobs
Zamir White ate them alive everything shit the bed for Kansas City even the training tables buckled under the pressure a prime holiday shit show reminds me of Ralphie with the BB gun shooting your eye out for local of the week nearing the end of the NFL season
And nearly every team is complete shit and I’m losing my damn mind we’ll see you in January Kansas City Christmas is a time of many blessings these did not take place at the lake in another showing of awful gaming the Giants tried to disconnect their Ethernet cable mid match
But there would be no such luck Philly not only significantly I muscled them but I pushed them in both the trenches and flanks a miserable slug for all of Jersey where they crying to a pot of clam pasta to make homemade sauce an offense that is finally run out of gusto
And palm to season their attack as Philly flies away a hard decision is made the feast of the Seven Fishes has a new offering on the table whacked DeVito the magical ride is over Tyrod Taylor is coming in and he’ll prove absolutely nothing besides missing nearly every single wide open receiver
That he chucks the ball towards on the run you have to understand the Eagles weren’t even good in this game repeated self sabotage was the main recipe in the oven terrible execution only serving to give New York undeserved life seriously they don’t get in their own fucking way
The Eagles win by at least 30 it was that much of a blowout but alas Philly survives not only the Giants but themselves mostly themselves toying with their prey for way too long proving nothing rewarded for playing a bad opponent New York you did play hard and fought to the end we’re proud
Step this way the NFL is going to make you a made man the Foley versus frasier were personified in a match up this is it the heavyweight bout for an age or if you were Shard Mendenhall the closest thing to his ideal Pro Bowl this was supposed to be a championship review
Rock party is a shoe in for MVP is this your king against the Ravens the Forty Niners walked into the ring proud and tall they leave humiliated and bloodied as they fall for every single trap laid out pretty haters avoided in the shadows for this moment and tonight they celebrate their miracle
Rock looked completely exposed in the elements of California being picked apart and then picked off again and again four interceptions into the infant stages of the third quarter Baltimore made him look XFL tear the injury that took him out was a showing of mercy we all hailed San Francisco as the de facto
Super Bowl favorite they’ve been knocked off their perch and in its stead is a Raven their defense laid that powerful bow to waste the Marine is weapons did the rest one of the greatest statements Baltimore’s made in a long time and this is their ultimate chance they take out Miami next week
The only thing that can stop them are themselves two more weeks to go yet we have solved next to nothing a few more pieces have moved into position but very little set in stone two teams clinch two more eliminated yet there are still 10 more teams that need to be
Cut off from the pack only two real contenders remain for the No. 1 seed in the AFC Baltimore and Miami conveniently they play each other next week winner of that matchup likely decides the first round by the Cleveland still got a very slim chance to claim it I don’t know how
But life is strange like that The AFC East has no change but Miami clinches it with a win or Buffalo loss and the other outcome will set up a Week 18 matchup for the crown and it’s spoils yeah see south might be the real Tank division everyone lost same scenario as last week
With Jacksonville still somehow controlling their own destiny don’t fuck up against Carolina the wildcards are still a hot mess Cleveland is all but a given but Buffalo has escaped certain humiliation with a strong run of 4 the 7th seed from hell is still Indianapolis’s domain but the Texans Steelers
And Bengals are clinging onto their rear bumper Denver’s devastating losses all but knock them out of contention yet the Raiders are defying life itself you tell me how that is the NFC No. 1 seed as a new wrinkle with San Francisco’s loss Philadelphia has a renew chance to stick a claim
For that title in spite of themselves Detroit has it in their sights as well but the Niners still control their own destiny in that regard the NFC East is a simple proposition and Eagles winner Cowboys lost in the next two weeks means Philly secures a home playoff game
They play the Cardinals and Giants barring a hilarious collapse it’s theirs tank division at Tampa Bay further secure a home match up against most likely Dallas Atlanta New Orleans are a game back but their best shot of doing anything is in the wild card barring an implosion wildcard spots excluding Dallas
Are now solely controlled by the Rams and Seahawks with LA controlling tiebreaker one game backer Minnesota Atlanta Green Bay and New Orleans in mixed states of being and then the bears somehow not dead yet we have two weeks left and the purge will shortly commence make your preparations now there will only be
One phrase chanted throughout the land unit lost unit lost unit lost unit lost unit lost unit lost unit lost unit lost unit lost unit lost unit lost unit lost field lost the bloodlust of the football gods will never be quenched amen because now they weren’t called involved they were called Joe
Grandpa kick off Hopkins to Pierce still going Pierce Texans need it does Pierce have enough gas he does touchdown Houston 98 yards on the run back
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How did you not post any of Mahomes and Kelce throwing a temper tantrum
The goodfellas clip for ny's elimination was appreciated Tree
16:10 explosion sent the bears and cardinals back to the commanders and jets game
By far the most valuable unit lost was that damn table.
25:28
They even shot the Giants in the face so his mother couldn’t give him an open coffin in the funeral…
https://youtu.be/veg0cHBspNY?si=OC6tuymk7AlsTcqX
I have waited years to hear tree talk real praise about the ravens. It’s about damn time we’ve have earned it this year and proved a lot of people wrong… so far! Our season isn’t done yet! AFCN will bring the Lombardi home!!!
The Chiefs' Super Bowl hopes are over now. That training table was carrying this team.
As an eagles fan, I’m pretty sure we need to win out to get division or a cowboys loss. Not just one win.
calling the Dolphins VS Cowboys Game "Fraud Bowl" is just so wrong and ignorant. They're 2 good play-off teams meeting up in a close game,
Lock>Geno
Week 17 Seahawks versus Steelers: Who's Bullshit is the real deal
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-basketball gimme gimme the ball because I’m gonna dunk it
The Falcon way:
Definition 1: Choke away games in the most incomprehensible ways possibly done
Definition 2: Play horrible throughout the beginning and middle of the season then wake up when the season is lost
As a life long Chiefs fan, lay it on me, Tree.
I decided to watch the Raiders-Chiefs game on Nickelodeon for once. That is, until they kept a constant Taylor Swift cam up for three minutes straight, went to commercial, then put the Taylor Swift cam back up. …I returned to the serenity of CBS.
I'm low-key happier we made Taylor sad than I am that we beat the Chiefs. I have nothing against her personally but for f***'s sake, I am so tired of her being The Only Person In The Universe ™.
Mike McDaniel already greatest Dolphins coach of my time as a fan which is 22 years oddly enough the exact same number of years as their playoff win drought. But Mike is the first HC in my fandom to get the team into the playoffs in back to back seasons. I know Dave did it in 2000 and 2001 but I wasn't a fan yet in 2000.
b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-basketball g-g-g-g-gimme the ball because i’m goNNA DUNK IT
Hoping for a ton of more funny elimination memes next week
Can someone explain the clip when a team makes the play-offs like why is the planet on fire?
21:50 tree called Russ losing his job this offseason
Video starts at 1:21
Brissett cooked last year and was replaced by Watson who was playing poorly and now Brissett is in for the Commanders. He should honestly be starting, hes a pretty decent guy. Get you to 500 type
Always look forward to these and congrats to Lions fans
MVP should 100% go to McCaffrey. Im tired of people who need a QB to get it
This Raven's defense is a championship caliber defense that made Purdy their BITCH. Lamar literally just needs to play mistake free and we will be rolling triple sevens in Vegas. If Hamilton keeps making picks and Smith and the D line continues to pick their teeth with the bones of QB's, we can win the whole damn thing. However, we have to beat the Dolphins, the road must go through Baltimore. If the road goes through Baltimore, then we have quite possibly the best chance we've had since the second championship. (I'm not saying the name of the game unless we get there. It's a tradition of mine.) However if we can't make it, I want Flacco to take the Browns to the promised land. If he comes off the couch and takes the Browns all the way, then he should be inducted into Canton on the spot.
Who needs coffee when you got an early morning seahawk game on the west coast?
Just hoping Brock is spending all his bad game allowance before the playoffs
13:46 That's why I love you, Tree. If you missed the latest on that story, new texts revealed that there was a Nigerian prince scheme in the welfare scandal, too. I shit you not.
Even when my team loses i still look forward to these, chiseled adonis recaps, scooters stuff and tom grossi's stuff shyts hilarious
Oh my god, can you imagine a team hiring Matt Canada as OC and Joe Barry as DC? Throw in Ron Rivera as HC and you've got a lock for the next 5 1st overall picks.
I still doesn't feel real, but the Lions finally, FINALLY winning the North is just …. so beautiful. Sure, we might be facing our old friend in Matthew Stafford in the playoffs, and he will have a field day facing an Aaron Glenn defense, but that is for the future. We are enjoying the now
Also, just know that the Lions have 13 wins total in all of 2023. The Pistons are still stuck at 9. NINE!! And more than likely will be stuck at that number
Bears ganhta playoffs?
Every week you give me one bust out laugh; every single week! "….shooting blanks…shooting his eye out…" I spit my coffee all over the table. Thanks.
The saints r so fucked for the future there cap outlook next year is dreadful they r gonna have to cut half the roster
Anyone have any idea what pirate song he was playing for the chargers?
i’ve never laughed harder than when chad ryland actually made the winning kick after destroying the mic before.
i still don’t know how we won that mf but damn broncos country that’s a rough one lmao