The Pat McAfee Show Picks & Predicts Every Game For NFL’s 2023 Week 16

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Speaking of things that have to happen we have to pick every single game let’s go now we were both on the right side last night there you were let’s go boys congrat boys it felt like it was a gimme felt like it was too easy yeah but maybe

That’s just how we’re seeing it holiday season maybe everything’s just going to be easy maybe we’re going perfect this week maybe the Christmas spirit is going to run through our picks and turn out nothing but Nic list as opposed to naughty yeah AJ Bengals Steelers Steelers getting three points at home

Taking on Browning in the Cincinnati Bengals the starting quarterback for your Pittsburgh Steelers is Mason Rudolph out a baby Christmas season that’s big Rudolph the right on qie had a very punchable face but underneath that look was a guy that could May cook huh yeah like a like a Kenny picket maybe

Maybe well I’m super super excited that’s a standalone uh game on Saturday so everyone’s going to get to see it uh that’s always enjoyable when your team is playing Super well uh but like he like Chris just said they played the Bengals very very well the week after

They fired M Canon it was the only 400 yard game in the last boom see this is what I’m saying it’s hard not to think about this it’s hard not to think about this after the game they should make it mandatory that they take off Mason Rudolph’s face mask after every game and

He walks around the field like that shaking people’s hands we will say Mason Rudolph we do not know you personally I’ve never heard you speak actually I just know what you’ve been through and I know everything that happened and I know that not a lot of Steelers fans are

Necessarily on your side but boy that could all change this weekend things have changed things have changed quite a bit that could all change for Mason rud they were calling for Mason uh no jar Chas so that’ll help um no Minka though also as well it’ll be fun it’ll be fun

Rudolph can rewrite his entire NFL story this weekend they were chanting Rudolph rudol rudol in that same stadium that they were chanting fire Canada Wild Pittsburgh speaking loudly and now they get a chance to see how their last chant works out who do you like AJ so Chris was big on the Steelers

Here wasn’t he he said he likes the Steelers to win this game not only just covered he want he likes them to win held the Cincinnati Bengals to 38 plays I believe is the stat that he dropped yes oh man okay well Chris almost sold

Me but I like the Bengals here I really do I like what Brownie’s doing old is there any uh on the defensive side of the ball for the Bengals that I don’t know about I don’t think so Hendrickson’s playing hub’s in we’re good all right give me the Bengals all

Right I will ride alongside you because I’ve seen the Steelers up close to personal last week and I thought they were going to do good and they did not you guys got eyes on it and uh I it was it was just not what you thought it was

And it hasn’t gotten better over there doesn’t seem like Vibes at all but maybe one big win over a division rival like the Bengals changes it all in aisher how do we think attendant’s going to be I think pretty good actually Night Before Christmas Eve it’s on a Saturday I mean

Lot of people are home yeah I think it’s going to be good okay it’s going to be a good environment let’s do that Buffalo Bills Los Angeles Chargers 12 and a half Point favorites on the road in La how do you see that one going AJ Hawk 12 and a

Half sure seems like a lot but I trust the bills and Josh Allen give me the bills 12 and a half me too I like the bills as a wagon I heard a little doubt there well is it is it interim coach game and and Biff’s going to be coaching

So GI Biff tanon GIF Smith oh Charlotte coach that’s on me um but yeah I mean probably probably bills don’t touch that Chargers team with a 50 foot pull yeah that’s kind of how have teams done since losing or giving up 60 plus points a surprise the Chargers are waving D

Tackle Sebastian Joseph day sjd who has started 14 game sour said would be a potential addition for a playoff team that sounds like they’re doing him in favor yeah yeah AQ I believe put in the group when that came in said very good player okay so he just doing him a favor

Yeah care of the guys that’s right hey for we get it Lions better pick him up today please okay maybe the Lions do make a play maybe a playoff push is you know coming for sjd uh so I’ll take the bills as well minus 12 and a half 5

Point favorites on the road against a rookie quarterback the Green Bay Packers travel to the Carolina Panthers we think there’ll be some Packers fans in the stands because that’s what Packers fans do last week rainy miserable covid game nobody in the stands the Carolina Panthers get a massive dub Ty Five

Points is that too much what do you think I mean after having to win the last two weeks and then just doing what they did I I would imagine especially after Joe Barry you know spoke today and or yesterday and and kind of knows what’s at stake I would like to think

That the Packers will win and cover on Christmas Eve AJ do you agree with them I do agree with him I think they know what’s ahead of them that we we talked about their schedule what is it Panthers Vikings Bears is that their finals yeah final three y yeah they know what’s

Ahead of them they know they you better take care of business in this one those last two weeks are not going to be fun all right give me the Packers as well I I like the Packers just because I enjoy Jordan Love Story yeah yeah and in my

Eyes you know when you see interim head coach do dance it’s like what’s next week look like you know now some have been able to handle it are the Carolina Panthers built to handle it we shall see I like if they do end the season on some

Dubs and they make it a real difficult end of the year for terer on who he’s going to do what and what’s the future look like for them but give me the Packers let’s go Seahawks Titans Seahawks three and a half Point favorites in Nashville Tennessee AJ Hawk

We seen what Drew lock just did on Monday Night Football I think Gino back yes he is he’s playing Gino back being the starter but if he ends up tweaking it again and in warm-ups he looked good it was groin he was doing a lot of these

Exercises he was bouncing a lot you know it was like I thought G was maybe going to go they said we need you to get healthy Drew lock put that [ __ ] on you know and did his thing uh do you think that momentum carries with Gino Smith

Coming back into Mike vel’s backyard I think it does I think it really does I know Gino even said like he was he was hurt but he was happy for Drew lock the fact that Gino felt like he could have played maybe on this last game but yeah

Give me Gino I think he’s gonna take a few shots deep he’s gonna take some shots early want to make some Splash plays okay so three and a half who do you like I like the Seahawks all right Tennessee secondary has had a couple tough outings give me the Seahawks minus three

And a half I need to stop doing just the Vel thought you know at this point especially they’re D kenry had 20 balls Bingo for less than 15 yards historically bad yeah Seattle’s still you know same deal yeah they’re in it yeah Seattle Seahawks give it to me Cleveland Browns favored

In Houston by three how do you feel about Joe flacko going to take on CJ stra Keen it looks like right now yeah it’s two weeks now this concussion protocol for CJ Stout hope he gets better the face of University of Houston for a while Case Keenum has a chance to

Do it again do you think he does AJ I love Case Keenum as well but no I’m taking the Browns here on the road minus three I think they have something going right now there’s some magic in Joe flacko I want to see if he can continue

We have agreed on a lot of these things let’s go to the next one the Colts in the Falcons Colts getting two and a half down in Atlanta I know where I’m headed AJ where are you headed give me the Colts on the road man I cannot believe that Colts

Have to be offended they’re just I’m just going to double check but it it might look like it’s wrong but it is accurate that’s nuts what’s this mean what the what do [ __ ] what do they know what do these people know for me that means the most thing is that they just

Don’t respect the Steelers Colts beat the [ __ ] out of the Steelers they lose to the Panthers and you’re telling me they’re not going to be favored in Atlanta after they lose to a team that’s won one game this year that’s that’s Steelers just took a shot

There from the B he would agree I think no I think they just don’t think the Colts are good well we just beat Shad Steelers what are they saying there well yeah I agree with what Conor said okay all right well don’t you don’t need to throw us on Colts getting points this

Time of year second Hest team in the NFL yeah come on come on how about commies plus three don’t into metti and this would have been the game everybody’s thinking you know Tim Kean wasn’t happy about it no he wasn’t but there was a chance you know if the Jets were still

In it that Aaron Rogers would have been playing football in this particular game what an electrifying Christmas Eve that would have been Co oh bu walking out maybe give him a flag again yeah yes you maybe give him a flag flag bingo bingo yeah maybe it’s a

Sack red what if he’s on a sleigh and all the linemen are pulling him oh yep they’d get hurt yeah wh yeah they would not get hurt he’s not whipping him he’s got rains and he’s he’s raining them yeah same okay tomato Tom not Dasher danc CID and da

Blitzing you know Doner sounds real close to something else with that Pittsburgh accent Jeffrey yeah yeah Don don’t deserve that Don’s a good [ __ ] reindeer he’s named after Don who do you got AJ who do you got give me give me Washington plus three whoa all right give me the Jets okay

That is the first one I know yeah I know I what do you want we’re all seeing the board the same no hey hey yeah this all happen why am I doing that what am I doing why not because they’re F they must be good their fa so it’s not like I

It’s hard to argue Way Big Time ah who kbow all right give me the Jets yeah Detroit Lions Minnesota Vikings Lions favored by three in Minnesota AJ we know the lions are back on track give me the Lions minus three all right hell yeah this kind of sucks this week

You kind of agree on every one of them well it’s easy board this week they all going to win yeah you know what like we it’s week 16 we know the teams that need to go yeah and we know the Vibes and the Lions just watch Stafford they don’t

Want that no way and it’s for the NFC North First Time in Forever oh this is a hat game oh yeah yes sir we’re getting are they going to have a hat big enough for mcdc you think they’re already making one to get one of those big hats actually oh

Big capping he’s gnawing on the brim all right give me the Lions getting their hats and t-shirts congratulations NFC North Champions hell yeah that’s awesome Jaguars bucks bucks favored by three Trevor Lawrence though practicing today even though he’s still questionable in concussion protocol this is one of the

Games that Mike Lombardi really liked he liked the Jaguars taking on the Bucks man so I don’t understand that Trevor Lawrence can practice but he’s still in the protocol yeah I don’t we don’t know dude other positions do that I know there’s all different stages whatever it

Doesn’t matter give me the buck minus three it doesn’t matter because Trevor Lawrence is great but I hope his health is all right so Trevor Lawrence is just like a guy who I think just say like nah you know he does care he’s old school you’re still in the concussion protocol

We still need to clear a couple more things am I allowed to practice though like there nobody who’s going to hit me no contact is what you’re saying yeah all right I’m practicing I like Trevor LR he feels old school yeah that stat that they mentioned last week he’s just

Never missed a game in his entire High School College NFL career all right give me the Jags I’ll take the Jags uh Dallas Cowboys Miami Dolphins Dolphins favored by one at home in Miami on grass yes you’re leading to me mhm you say the Cow Dallas Cowboys defense and

Whole team doesn’t play well on grass no everybody says everybody says on the road y but Lombardi said it’s not on the road it’s on grass but they’re in Buffalo which is Turf right yeah but I tell you what though that Miami grass Pat you know you get on that Miami grass

You feel fast you feel great that is some that’s like you’re running on a nice green somewhere the whole game so I like Dallas here give me Dallas plus one okay I’ve been watching too many hard KN Clips give me the Miami Dolphins and if Big Mike McCarthy was uh on Hard Knocks

This pick would be the Dallas Cowboys that’s what I would be doing right now how do we feel about a gump we’re running the ball right now McDaniel’s got it figured out I think we uh I think we got this one so what was it he was

The Run game coordinator back in San Francisco yep and SL Bobby SLO slowick was the pass game coordinator who’s now the offens coordinator for the Houston Texans back at the ners right and then now slowick is going to get a head coaching job probably because what the Houston Texans offense is doing should

And KY Shanahan has been able to just kind of continue on with guys leaving and a go coordinator position right because we see McDaniel’s offense and we see it throw throw throw throw throw and everybody’s like going against the Run game they’re like yeah you need to run

Ball you need to run the ball he was like the Run game guy right at San Fran yep Gump yes yes yes sir how come they weren’t running there for a while I don’t know I think it was he think about everyone goes from like OC to head coach

He went from Run game coordinator to head coach and calling the plays like I think that was a lot in one year I think he’s a little more bom down this year and the splits every game are like 50/50 pass and run all right give me the

Dolphins I like them you like big Mike I understand it I can’t wait to watch that game they got we got some good ones Cardinals Bears Kyler Justin Fields now New England Patriots are watching this game closely very closely how come con man if the Cardinals win that

Essentially locks in the two seed or at least takes ar oh yeah the two pick two seed Jesus and uh kind of takes the Cardinals out of it there’s still an outside chance uh the commies kind of sneak up there because I believe they have four wins uh but this would be a

Massive Cardinals win Patriots are top three Marvin Caleb Drake okay Patriots are obviously keeping an eye on this as is the rest of the NFL four-point favorites at home are the Chicago Bears you think they got to figure it out against Kyler I think the Bears do I

Think they uh I me I’m not saying they’re finished product they Haven it figured out but I like the Bears in this game minus four at home I’m trying to figure out Kyler in Chicago in December yeah I think it’s going to be decent though isn’t it at least in the midwest

It’s not super cold yeah just raining right it’s supposed to be like 50 or 60 something like that Monday I think it’s supposed to maybe crack into the is this yeah Sunday in h Chicago is high of 50 and no rain oh wow oh wow that’s a

Beautiful day really cloud what is it at night 48’s low so I don’t okay yeah all right zti baby Lake Effect Lake Effect guys just got to keep that in mind get the lock holder easy come easy go that’s what they say when there’s a bit of wind

What is the wind 15 mil hour oh [ __ ] that’s nothing nothing bring the big coat 15 mil is a lot shout out to the punter what’s it Gustin 60 70 it’s a lot you imagine 60 70 M hour WIS dust of it imagine it happened to be

Fourth down field goal carries the ball out of the stadium it was completely calm on third down run a team 25 second play clock jogging out there 60 MPH Gus knocked over the entire down all right remember Tyler bass against the Patriots they Tred him in

Buffalo when the Patriots ran it oh yes yes Tyler bass jogged out there wasn’t really that windy and then see you yeah took it all right give me the Cardinals plus four hell yeah I saw Kyler run last week yeah James Conor I mean they just

Ran for 200 yards on the ners bearss are good though right now aren’t they the Bears like really good right I also add on to the locker room has been super super with Justin like last couple because they keep talking about Caleb and uh Drake oh yeah I’ve heard uh DJ Mo

Came out and said something yeah whole defense basically oh the defense also came out and said something yes okay they’ve been watching film I assume they know they felt what Justin Fields has done since what week six what what it since week what has he really started

Turning it on I would say R around that time okay look at the Chicago Bears Maybe figured it out how bagman all right I think they win but give me the Cardinals uh now Christmas Eve evening this is the one that everybody’s jacked up about oh yeah a nice holiday classic

Where the Denver Broncos are favored by seven in Mile High against Bill bich in the New England Patriots con man how do you feel about the New England Patriots and zip on the ball zappy to take on Russell Wilson in The Boys yeah I feel a

Lot better if that nine guy was suiting up that would be huge he’s our best player in Christian Gonzalez uh overall how do I feel like I have going into every other game let’s keep this thing close and let’s [ __ ] the bed okay seven points sure we could cover a seven point

Spread but you know what story I kind of love this year Russ and Shawn pton coming together you know becoming one sympatico if you will even though he you’re talk of mush this right now yeah yeah exactly no no I don’t want to win I’m being dead serious Ive very much

Enjoyed the one in five Broncos to this you know new team now they need a win to stay in it it’s very very hard to see a team who is 3 and 11 you know go into a team who’s competing for the playoffs house take him down especially Shawn

Payton but in the end it doesn’t matter the Patriots are going to lose and the Broncos are going to win seven points I have no idea I don’t feel like I did last week with the Chiefs where it felt like they were going to cover I have no

Clue heyjay what do you think I like the Broncos minus 7 but with that being said it’s one of those games the the P could come out and win by 14 or I think the Broncos could win by it would be cool if judon was playing give me uh give me the

Broncos yeah what’s the weather if it’s snowing then we have a chance to keep it close cuz Bill would just have an idea strategy of some sort yeah be able to do it U uh 31 in Sun okay that’s perfect for R Russ is going to it up Mile High

He’s been training oh yeah he’s riding all over the place that was high for the day this is at night probably in the teens and Sun at night well the sun’s not going to be out it’s okay Portland Sun can’t zip on the ball zappy in the

Cold guy might freeze to death Bron Broncos favorite by 7s who we’re all picking now let’s go to Christmas Raiders Chiefs old school rivalry in the AFC West who do you feel is going to win and how much are they gonna win by AJ Hawk so I I like this Raiders team I

Like what Chris said keep it you know you you found your coach I believe but I like the Chiefs I think the Chiefs are going to find a way I don’t know what they’ve been doing I know um who was it that told us you like we should be

Impressed when when we talked to him was it yesterday like with how they’re able to win in different ways Bill coward basically said they’re just playing different football yeah different way so give Andy Reid even more credit he is saying I’m not sure like yeah I get it I

Understand that but give me the Chiefs minus 10 I will Al I love the Raiders I’m a big fan but unbeliever in uh chomet yeah y y and I’m believer in Patrick mahom especially after watching that quarterback series last off season yeah he’s a guy Christmas Taylor Swift’s

Whole family is probably going to be there Kel’s whole family’s probably going to be there they’re shaking Hans Jason Plays you know the day before right no right after them oh okay so maybe not Mama maybe Donna will be in Philly yeah we’ll see I hopefully they do get to exchange pleasantries though

About a match made in football Heaven that’s right amen maybe Kelsey even scores a touchdown too maybe maybe boy that’d be good yeah people are hoping for that I I’ll go back to the well I’m going to bet it again yeah I’m going hit [ __ ] anytime touchdown Travis Kelce this

Week whatever hey way to go tra congrats Joba I’m proud of you Trav way to bounce back a lot of a lot of distraction in Travis’s life oh yeah could have broken most people sure he’s been able to just maintain his professionalism what’s that I agree what are you saying I I agree

What are you doing nothing I I just said I agree n that wasn’t your face you did like a full I like this cuz you said maintain and it’s like he’s having a good year not the same as last year but still I was talking about him as a human

I was like what you yeah what are you even talking he’s AIO guy bad yeah Giants versus the Eagles 13 and a half Point favorites at home Tommy DeVito playing oh I don’t know do we what’s the word who’s quarterback for the New York football giant eat Seven Fishes on new

Tommy is back Tommy Who deito Tommy C Tommy excited Bruce Bruce pumped about that Jon um I’m I’m pretty worried about Tommy deito heading into the link on on Christmas day but hey it would be legendary if you pull it off Tommy a lot of Italians in Philadelphia as well you

Know a lot of Italians in we’ve heard from numerous Italians around the country that they bought into the NFL again because of the Tommy DeVito story hell yeah it was a beautiful one yeah now we got a little fragmented you know that shelf life out of Lombardi Chu Bano

Saying playing a good D wait till you play a good defense and then you got Sean Stato doing things Tom Deo didn’t know slipping through the cracks oh boy and he’s going tell it seems like there’s a lot right now D it seems like it’s a lot you let things fall through

The crack you fall through the crack boom that’s what Tommy DEA said yeah that’s what Tommy Senor said and they’ll never [ __ ] find you Paul thir cracks down in a plumbing and guess what Tommy DeVito Sor does B he’s a plumber body end up in a msh give me the Philadelphia Eagles

Minus 13 and a half even though nothing says that they’re going to win this game by two scores nope I believe their record against the Giants over the last four years is something like 10 and one so but this year’s team is vastly different true and Jason Kel’s like yeah

We’re just not playing as good as we should be it’s like we agree but we’re watching it but was that the moment in which it changed have the Philadelphia Eagles hit the rock bottom Matt Patricia has a full week now yes with that defense and the boys preparing for Tommy

DeVito just saw what Dennis Allen and the Saints were able to do against him now won’t watch the film about what Joe Barry did against him sh rolled in P yeah love p and cap now we turn our attention to the Super Bowl preview yep the Baltimore Ravens with Keith

Vanoi and the boys yeah oh yeah travel to s s Clara to take on numerous MVP candidates in a team that is smoking hot smoking hot six and0 in their last six but the Ravens can claim the same exact thing Lamar Jackson’s playing at an MVP level yet again brand new offense is

Continuing to find its stride they got weapons on that field Z flower’s meing in the parking lot yeah obj’s making plays yep likely replaced Mark Andrews in a way that I don’t think anybody could have expected including Chris Long their defense hums they feel disrespected that they’re getting five

Points on the road 2 11 and three teams what are we talking about what are we talking about AJ what are you talking about who do you think how do you think so I I get I get the Ravens being upset being offended going on the road five

Points does seem like a lot I don’t know if their players get caught up in that stuff I love that Keith vanoi is on that graphic we’ve been popping up all week great job Gertie I like the ners here give me the ners I think that’re they

Continue to roll boom Brock P here we go MVP Baltimore Ravens can add us into their motivational Clips give me the San Francisco 49ers that is how I feel I have felt and I believe that they’re yeah they’re the team I’m not the only one obv there’s a lot of people that

Feel this way that’s because we’re all watching we’re all seeing and we’re all kind but will the Ravens be able to get them off hard ball great coach great culture great program they got dogs all over the place so the Niners that’s like uh kind of the conversation and what

Happens this weekend does not mean it’s going to happen down the road not at all it’s a nice little heat check little temperature check for all Parties