Dharma & Greg Full Episodes 2023🌸 Bed Bath and Beyond🌲Dharma & Greg full
Dharma & Greg Full Episodes 2023🌸 Bed Bath and Beyond🌲Dharma & Greg full
an American sitcom that aired on UPN from September 3, 2001, to May 15, 2006. The series stars Flex Alexander as a single sportscaster, who becomes a full-time father when his ex-wife decides to accept a job out of the country and his teenage daughter Breanna (Kyla Pratt) moves in with him. The series was set in Baltimore for the first four seasons, before changing settings to Los Angeles for the final season. The series was a joint production of the Greenblatt/Janollari Studio and Daddy’s Girl Productions in association with Paramount Network Television.
The series featured guest appearances from numerous celebrities and athletes, including Lil’ Zane, Chris Brown, Lil’ Romeo, Eve, Lloyd, Floetry, Angie Stone, Mario, Omarion, Brandy, Solange Knowles, Nina Sky, Marques Houston, Smokey Robinson, Kim Fields, Avant, Jennifer Freeman, Nate Dogg, Bobby V, Claudia Jordan, Ruben Studdard, and Lisa Leslie. The show was cancelled months before The WB and UPN merged to form
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Hey Larry and I just fixed those two loose tiles in the bathroom oh great yeah you’ll never guess what else we did does it uh has something to do with the wall [Applause] isn’t it great it was Larry’s idea it’s like a skylight but sideways that that that’s called a
Window Larry I told you he’d be critical he’s just getting used to it I’m not going to get used to it people are going to see me shower in the morning you should shower at night during the day you need your natural oils for protection no there’s not going to be a
Window here okay ah how about an aquarium put the wall back Larry I kind of like the idea of more light in here how about we use frosted glass bricks and that way we can still have privacy glass bricks aren’t you afraid it’s going to look like a Moroccan disco I
Like glass bricks Larry well it’s your bathroom you should have it any way you want I want it with a wall okay glass bricks would be nice fine do you know how to do that only one way to find out no no there’s not w b in the bathroom good luck all
Day Larry what are you doing freaking out why I was thinking about the hole in the wall and suddenly it hit me maybe it’s not a hole in the wall maybe it’s a wall around a hole that’s right cuz the hole was here first somebody just covered it up with
Wall Dharma Stay With Me Larry you’ve got to fix the wall you mean the hole because where there’s wall that part’s fine Larry nobody ever patched a hole with anger okay how can I speed this along you can take my van to the hardware store and buy some glass bricks fine anything else
See if they have a book on how to do it that’s good Larry that’s thinking ahead can I have your keys which one’s the key to the van I don’t have of the van of the van hey what you doing I’m hot wiring Larry’s van don’t you steal that Mustang across
The street it’s way nicer no I need the van get glass bricks so I can fix the hole in our bathroom hey while you’re working on the bathroom why don’t you fix those two loose tiles by the toilet on the right on the left my right your left
Exactly you know that’s not how you hot wire a car no this is how Larry told me to do it you just connect the uhoh sounds like someone’s trying to rip off my van Larry Larry Larry it’s uhhuh Jo he got electrocuted oh yeah his eyebrows were all frizzled and his shoes were
Smoking and Jane said you could see his skeleton oh my God relax that’s not why he’s here but it is why his watch goes backwards now and none of his credit cards work anymore why is he here okay well after Jane hotwired the van and Greg
Remembered who he was Greg went to the hardware store Larry in the backroom I need some help okay follow my voice thanks a lot no problem what are you doing now well I got to thinking oh no it was pretty dark in this room too turn on the light Larry open the curtain
That’s one way Larry why are there a bunch of little holes in our ceiling I was wondering why there’s ceiling around those little holes why did you do that they’re test Holes test holes would in God’s name are test holes I’m trying to find the best place for the
Skylight how could you do that well we’re practically done in the bathroom practically done we have birds in there and why are you feeding them they’ll leave if you don’t feed them where is Dharma she went to get my level she thought you’d like it better that way Laren it’s
Raining well we sure need it are you insane is there something fundamentally wrong with you where did that come from I’m at it that’s it get out now but I’m not finished yet no no and you never will be every minute you’re here we get further and further away from finished
Wow that is so true get out okay fine oh may I have the keys to my van please in here oh test Hol so we getting a skylight and what are the test holes for you know I’ve been really patient with your father but whatever part of his brain
Survived the 60s clearly gets fried every time he starts the stupid van where where is he I I kicked him out you kicked him out he’s immature he’s unreliable and I don’t want him in my house anymore in your house where’s your house you know what I mean hi Abby is Larry back
Yet okay will you have him call me when he gets back no there’s just this little problem between him and Greg nothing that a good hug wouldn’t fix hang on what are you doing up there I’m trying to Pat your father’s stupid holes yeah it might take more than a hug
Um yeah uh no I don’t think Greg would go to a sweat lodge with Larry right now I got to go I got to go oh God are you okay I’m fine I’m just lying here trying to decide whether your father is a hole surrounded by
Ass oh my Lord he fell through the roof yeah but that’s not why he’s here I’m going to sit down D I insist you tell us what happened relax Kitty do you want some gum no I don’t want any gum stress me I want to know what happened to my son let me
Finish so Greg called call the contractor to have him come fix the holes all right that ought to hold her for a while well uh thanks so much for coming right over yeah no problem it shouldn’t be any big deal fixing this all up oh and uh what about the uh hole
In the bedroom ceiling yeah I think we can get it all in one day save a little bit on labor oh great thanks fact I can have an entire crew here first thing in the morning August 7th August 7th oh can we make that at noon I got a dentist appointment if I
Cancel that who knows when he’s going to be able to reschedule isn’t there any way that you can get it done sooner no sir well can you recommend somebody who might be able to do it right away no sir well what what do I uh owe you for
Coming out and tarping it up oh well all right we got a couple of tarps 10 bucks a piece we got your labor got some duct tap uh let me throw in the duct tape for free $437 what you been you’ve been here a half an
Hour yeah you’re right you know and I like you let’s make it an even 400 you’re a thief 437 what I don’t like you anymore you called me a name you can charge me what you like I’m not going to pay then I’m taking the tarps you’re not going to touch the tarps
Are you going to stop me little man see now you now you went and touched me so he was assaulted well technically he did started but that’s not why he’s here dhma I am losing my patience now I want okay okay fine oh God where was I
Um oh okay so Greg had just come home from having played his best round of golf I just played the greatest round of golf in my life good for you we heard that part I know I was just messing with you oh look a Town and Country from 1974 I remember 1974
Excuse me Ed uh sorry to bother you but the the the new Postman delivered your town and country to us looks like you page through this dick terribly sorry are we still on for tennis later I don’t think so dick oh for heav sakes Edward stop it we
Did not live next door to Dick Clark we did didn’t well what was that guy’s name Rick York what did I say d is telling a story go on okay well so that’s when I brought Larry back so that he and Greg could work out their problems in a civilized
Fashion very good Larry go ahead Greg your turn not going to do that Greg anger is like a little puppy that doesn’t know any better and if you don’t let it out it’s going to p on the carpet of your soul yeah AB well my soul’s Scotch guarded
Great I’m not screaming at you either feel better yeah now why don’t you and Larry go in there and fix up those holes like the old soul mates I know you are soulmates inl Universe let him Discover It Dar this isn’t going to work would you rather negotiate with another contractor you
Know I think we’re fixing more than a bathroom here just do this don’t worry I’ll take it from here Larry am I doing doing this right Larry what are you doing the sink doesn’t like the glass bricks what the glass bricks have changed the energy of the room now the
Sink is out of sink we’re not working on the sink Larry working on the wall the sink the wall the moon the stars the soap dish Greg they’re all one why don’t I turn on the fan while we’re working with epoxy a Larry what happened to the ceiling fan I
Took it out so it wouldn’t get in the way of the mural what mural yeah I know I’m stumped too think I should go check on them no no they need to work this out on their own I suppose Abby M does Larry like Greg loves Greg and but does he like
Him he will hey how did Larry get along with your father well that was a little bumpy at first but thankfully they both had good communication skills it looks good yeah it’s real refreshing after a hard day of work wow you know I bet that’s true let me get this
Straight you have no intention of marrying my daughter oh no no how could I do that to her treat Abby like an object my wife she’s not my wife she’s everybody’s wife we’re all everybody’s wife you’re my wife Morin get my gun oh dude you shouldn’t keep a gun guns kill oh
Man the one with the scope dhama will you please stick to one story well I’m telling one story this is the part of my my story where Abby was telling her story all right d let me guess what happened to Gregory you were telling a story you refused to get to
The point and he attempted to take his own life you’re going to get nasty I’m not going to tell you at all all right I’m sorry please resume your story thank you one reality another reality one reality Sor having the TR you know a Tri is only a trial because
We say it is just give me the damn thing hey you like Santana are you kidding I love Santana I got a Black Magic Woman and she’s trying to take a pebble out of me take a pebble that’s not it who would write take a pebble out of me I don’t know
Somebody with a kidney stone maybe it is take a pebble hey I’ll be back in a couple hours where you going I just told you I’m going to go see Santana Oh wait maybe I left that part out going to see Santana where a little club downtown a
Guy I know said they’re working out some new material hey come with me Larry we have to finish this job Greg when you’re in your deathbed are you going to remember watching me fix a hole or are you going to remember seeing Santana from 2 feet
Away is that how you been measuring all this time what do he say just you and me you uh start the van why you have the keys har this is not Santana tell me about it oh You Come Oh Come so he he fell on his head yeah but he
Ended up having a great time so he never got to see danana no would you please tell me what happened he learned from Larry the joy of spontaneity no why is he in the hospital I’m getting to that I just have to tell you you are a very annoying person to tell a
Anyway come on tell the truth you had fun with Larry didn’t you yeah I guess I did he he even talked to band into letting me play bass but you don’t play bass nobody noticed you know I give your father a hard time but there is something to just go in
With the flow and and I’m trying new things well you’re feeling adventurous you want to give page 61 a sh shot the old Kamasutra oh page 61 I’ve had a long day come on we can do it you just strip down stand on your head I’ll go see if I can find a
Feather stop stop stop I do not want to hear this what wait you made me tell you this whole long story and you don’t want to hear the end come on Edward we’re going home what’s the feather for okay just so you know it’s not broken it’s just sprained
Oh hey Pete hey buddy how’s your weekend played the greatest round of golf in my life 2 3 4 I got a black woman and she trying to take a b out of me yeah to take out of me got to take a out of me I goty to take A it’s more a 6 Foot this is my name and this is my address can you write down where you live okay um this is me and this is my apartment building okay and this is you can you draw where you live oh that’s true you do have more hair than I gave
You actually let me just get these out of here are tickets to a uh Paul Simon concert he used to play with a fellow named gar funcle it’s a funny name isn’t it well I ass all around and nobody’s lost a kid but keep your eyes peeled for a
Set of keys in a German Shepherd named Carl I’m guessing that’s a dog you’re Mr Montgomery oh yes um uh we don’t know her name and she still hasn’t said anything yeah and I tried English Spanish French and I can only swear in Mandarin but I have to have a couple of
My ties and you really have to push my buttons good take them back to the preing how services to take care of until we locate our parents okay thank you hone me these nice people here are going to help you find your mommy and daddy okay
Oh and I don’t know how far the precinct is but she just had a 42 o Big Gulp so you might want to go lights and Sirens she’s got my B pen thank you well the police won’t give out any information if you’re not a relative a
It’ll work out honey remember the time your father lost you for 6 hours at Hands Across America no well that’s probably just as well we we did everything we could she’s in she’s in very good hands now we need to get going have you seen my uh
Binoculars honey we’re going to be in the eighth row are you going to play what’s up Paul Simon’s nose I’ll look in the kitchen oh mother dad what brings you by well um Larry said that we might be able to find Abby here raises more questions than it
Answers Abby we were antiquing and we ran across this elegant Early American Quilt and I said to Edward Abby must have this Kitty I don’t know what to say try what do you want Abby uh do you need any help at that dear little Charity thrift shop
That you run yeah but what brought this on well you know I feel I just I have so much to add to the community and I really feel I have not been doing my fair share she has to do community service for a decade the perfume girl at
Neon’s you hit someone the woman was basting me in chantily I put up my hand over my face and my hard shell Judith Liber bag accidentally tapped her on the cheek knocked her on her ass she fell she was wearing ridiculous shoes and that defense didn’t
Work hey great how about we stop at the police station on the way to the concert D we’re already late we’re barely going to make it as it is is she she’s going to be fine she really will what are my binoculars doing in the junk drawer I
Don’t know maybe the twist ties and the batteries were thrown a party I just wish we could see how she was doing okay now now wish for a million dollars oh looks like Misty wins again okay um they said that her mother is on her way so we can go well I’d like
To wait for H I understand but she’s in safe hands and we’re missing Paul Simon honey don’t you think that a Paul Simon found a little girl he would stay with her even though he was missing us in concert you make a very odd point oh Grace thank God look at that
Mother and Child Reunion speaking of which wait a second hi I’m Dharma my husband and I found your daughter she kind of found us oh thank you so much I I was at work and she slipped away from the new sitter I just can’t seem to find anybody that she
Likes does she ever talk she just started doing this lately I I think she’s mad at me because I work so much but I’m a single parent maybe she just likes the Sounds of Silence we unload the stuff here and we ask the people if they’d like any help
Unloading their car I see we uh bring it to the sore area here and if they have any plastic or paper or cardboard that goes over there cuz we recycle ah I would assume nothing less what’s Mrs Moneybags doing here she’s doing community service I heard she punched
Out a perfume girl at nean morcus why can’t she pick up trash on the highway that’s pretty much the place Abby Bravo Susan and you dear fine fine work now um I have taken the Liberty of filling in my hours for the next 5 days
So if you will just sign here I will be on my way and you can get on with your Noble work Kitty no I think the intention was that you actually work here well if I was going to do that I could go anywhere Kitty what I’m about to say may
Sound a little harsh but if you don’t work here I’m going to have to tell the court oh ABY don’t make her m sorry we were late but I couldn’t leave the police station until I knew everything was going to be okay and we made it and how cool was it that Art
Garfunkle showed up we miss Paul Simon we miss Simon and Garfunkle we got Garfunkle and it was stacked parking so we have the last ones in and the last ones to leave but we got to listen to the entire graceand CD that was fun huh the two of us sitting there listening to
Music in Stony silence hey my good pen these are good they’re not lima beans they’re fava beans and this is mango chutney and you can put that right on the H it but I think you’ll find that it doesn’t need it it’s very moist your mom’s going to be here soon
Okay here you go Grace I made you some mac and cheese how she’s not hungry for good food she’s a kid Greg what kind of food did you eat when you were a kid this can i t you for a minute sure okay we’re just going to go be in the kitchen
Okay hone there’s something going on we have to figure out why she keeps coming back here I obviously there’s something going on but you know our getting involved might just make things worse this is someone else’s child and it’s none of our business she is our business Greg the universe made her our
Business Dharma if the universe really wanted us to drop everything and get involved here it would have given us Neil Diamond tickets I’m so sorry it’s okay honey oh you have to stop doing this I thought she really liked this new babysitter I hope she wasn’t too much oh she was fine
She’s so sweet little bit of a picky eater he’s a little bit of a picky cooker listen if um you want to talk about what’s going on or anything D I’m sure she just wants to get her daughter to bed yeah I I really should but I really appreciate everything that you’ve
Done and I promise you this will never happen again okay well bye Grace okay if you need anything you know where to find us or if you forget just follow Grace or you can ask your family and friends instead of a pair of Tel strangers you know if she had eaten your
Chutney you’d have given her a key to the place oh oh this is disgusting you cannot sell shoes that other people have worn Marty not yes the the the nervous one would you just move this box out for me dear oh Lord may I help you oh I just
Wanted to donate these clothes oh all right well let me just have a look here I have a second bag in the car no well let’s let’s not be Hasty no I don’t think we can use any of this thank you very much but but it’s a
Donation yes well we’re Thrift Shop dear not the city dump thank you very much AB just the girl I am looking for I have been in touch with my cont contractor and we’re going to get rid of this General junkyard area over here and put up dressing rooms dressing
Rooms wait a minute where are all the books she threw them out she said they smell like old books no no no you do not want this this is the wrong color for you she just needs something to keep warm no what she needs is a sensor style
This doesn’t work on you dear I don’t think we have anything for you here try Macy’s hello there what are you doing home I just came home for lunch and a little dessert maybe dessert first I didn’t catch you with your boyfriend now did I I didn’t catch you with your boyfriend
Now did I well now wait a second if you’re Greg then who’s this guy didn’t you call her mother actually I did I called her this morning to see how Grace was doing and it turned out that she had a half day from school and she needed a sitter and of course you
Offered yeah and I really should check with her mom cuz I don’t think I’m supposed to have boys over hello oh hey Larry what’s up Grace if we’re going to drink Mr juice why don’t we take off Mr jacket and Mr time okay I’ll be right there I got to go
What why Larry was playing with the baby and he threw his back out now he’s in the middle of the living room floor and he can’t move Dharma you’re not going to leave me with her are you if I’m not back in an hour just take
Her with you to the office and I’ll pick her up there bye sweetie Dharma honey I got to go make her some lunch okay how do you feel about leftover chicken marsala mac and cheese it is I know this probably doesn’t look very interesting but it kind of
Is this this is a letter from a man who wants to do business with us and and this is a draft of a letter that answers him and I’m going to look at this and make sure there’s a nothing in the letter we’re writing that exposes us
Legally forine uh any uh word from Dharma oh she called an hour ago she said she’s still tied up with her dad and the baby see now that’s the kind of thing I really need to know and now you do by the way Pete delivered his report it’s another page Turner thanks could
You get some uh scrap paper for Grace to draw on sure thanks go nuts you know Grace you don’t have to stay in here how would you like to go get a donut with marleene no I wouldn’t want to do that either you know I I used to come here
When I was a kid and I’d be bored just like you are wait here’s something I used to do my my dad would yell at me but it’s still kind of fun you can use these to build things you know you can make a a fort or a
House you could use this for the roof and then you can pretend that there are people inside hey I like this house but it’s kind of shabby what did I tell you about playing with those books Dad this is uh this is Grace I’m I’m watching her for Dharma oh hello
Grace I’m Edward oh what you got in your ear there huh what you got in your when you guys got a quarter there you go she threw everything all she put this stuff up and then after you left she gave us these suits and told us we have
To wear them today and look at Marcy she look ridiculous you said I looked pretty yeah yeah we got to get her out of here oh guys it’s only 30 more hours I won’t make it Kitty what have you done I know oh you’re welcome don’t Kitty we can’t
Charge $50 for a sweater this is a $300 sweater you had it marked for $7 because we’re a nonprofit organization because you charge $7 for a $300 sweater Kitty you know what I’m beginning to feel really selfish keeping you here yeah so I’m just going to I’m going to
Sign off on your hours consider your community served well but I think I’ve only put in really it’s as if you’ve been here a hundred hours well Abby I have to admit that I came to you looking for a way out and you were
Right to insist that I do my time and I intend to do all of it in fact I may volunteer here you need me I have been called to dress the poor of San Francisco ah may I help you as if I need to ask that’s the guy who steals our
Paper all right one of you here is a bad influence me sorry I got hung up oh it’s okay we we’re fine how’s your dad doing well we figured it out it was not his back he had his belt on too tight you guys want to come down for dinner couple
Minutes okay but don’t make me come back up here sorry we’re late we had to stop for wigs that’s what’s different I couldn’t put my finger on it come on in thanks thanks so much for watching Grace today oh she was no trouble at all I however got two
Timeouts well we’ll be out of your hair very soon my sister just got me a great job in Los Angeles and Gracie has a cousin there she can play with oh that’s good news uh when are you leaving cuz I told Grace next time we do a Jello-O
Balloons well it’s all happening very fast we’re going to be flying out tomorrow to start looking for a place to live oh wow oh look how cute this picture is of Grace is that her dad yes it is um Gracie do you want to go feed
Cleo and uh fish food sweetie not fro Loops um my husband passed away in January oh very sorry sorry yeah was very sudden car accident she’s um having a very hard time she misses a oh Gracie honey let me help you with that GRE who does Grace’s dad look
Like w yeah guess that explains the house calls huh okay well thank you guys for everything that you’ve done sure we’ll just say goodbye oh sure this is probably why she didn’t eat the hit nobody likes chuing brick all right well it was really fun hanging out
With you Grace thanks for keeping an eye on Greg I’ll take it from you it was really nice meeting you and and I had a great time today and your mom says that you guys are going to move to Los Angeles that sounds like fun hey Grace sometimes people have to go
Away sometimes we don’t want them to but they have to anyway and that makes us sad and I think when that happens it’s okay to be Sad good luck thank you sure oh here you should have these cuz believe it or not we have enough goodbye Bye getting a little chilly up here isn’t it yeah a little she’s going to be fine I know you’re going to be a great dad how do you know know how am I going to know what to do oh you’ll watch what I do you’ll totally disapprove and do the complete
Opposite and what’s a kid going to think she’ll think I am one lucky kid oh it’s the guy who smoked cigars in the elevator Hey because we’re going deep sea fishing that’s killing fish and isn’t Abby going to have a problem with that no Indians fish Bears fish I’m sure she’ll be fine with this yeah but why take the chance let’s just make something up honey I have never lied to my parents and I
Don’t want to start now is everything okay yes Abby the reason Greg can’t go week from Saturday is because he and his father are going deep sea fishing fishing mhm pulling defenseless beautiful sea creatures out of their homes with hooks and and the flopping I’m terrified fish eyes asking why why oh
Larry did you want to mention the Indians hey whoa a carton of smokes Aquanet hairspray and intimate coffee cake either Bubby fleen is coming or you’ve fallen off a whole bunch of different wagons here your grandmother is coming in for Harry’s birthday she surprised us with this news last night Abby where’s
The Quilted toilet paper you know my needs quilted toilet paper I’m sorry Larry I’ll pick some up I keep forgetting your mother is such a delicate woman and you get the wrong dent cleaner she needs the one for smokers okay I’ll pick some up when I go
Out to get the uh bulk laxitive not chalky tasting my choice Abby you’re stressing all right well this probably isn’t the best time to bring this up but what I really need to talk to you about Greg oh yeah I’m sorry honey I’m sorry I was so upset
With him it’s just what he’s doing is such a horrible thing you know I was up all last night Derma thinking about those beautiful fish I know the hooks the flopping I know but Abby you know that Greg is a good guy he’s just a little different
From us you know these are the customs of his tribe right you know he goes fishing he plays a paintball Warrior game he belongs to a country he is the paintball Warrior game not a lot a little and he’s not good at it I think he’s a field medic actually no Dharma
He’s celebrates violence as a game oh listen you know honey I have never said anything about the things Greg does his job the leather shoes that he wears but you know look what he’s doing to you honey he’s just lured you into a world of credit cards and lamb chops you know
I I saw him the other day hold a door open for you I mean is this really the man that you want to have your children with I’m sorry but you want me to leave my husband because he goes fishing I can live with the other things
Dharma but now he has blood on his hands it’s fish blood what you decide to do is of course your own business but uh he’s not welcome enough in my house Indians fish Edward should I have seia pack your glasses in your sports watch or should
We just throw them in the ocean and save you the trouble I’ll miss you dear Hey Dad I think I’m going to go with the downrigger and the 40 lb Lead Core yeah you go with a 40lb core I’ll go with a 100 Proof Scotch now you make sure he packs that
Carefully I do not want him drinking beer here they are hello hey hi m m you have a telephone go oh thank you Celia oh Edward I almost forgot I bought you a fishing vest I want you to try it on it’s from Neiman Marcus do not get it
Wet so how’d it go with Abby pretty good Grandma’s coming to visit you’re banned from the house and I’m supposed to think about leaving you but that part’s up to me I’m just going fishing for crying out loud it is possible that Abby’s a little on edge
Because of Bubby well there yeah you know what I think might help a little and just kind of smooth everything over what don’t go fishing look dad and I love this trip we haven’t been in a couple years and it’s the only thing that we do together just
Him and me well okay you want to spend time with your dad on a boat that’s fine you don’t have to fish you can pretend to be Pirates or Tom and Hawk on the Big Muddy or go whale watching people enjoy whale watching Dharma I’m sure that Abby will
Get over this besides if this turns into some kind of whale watching trip my mother’s going to want to go what just making a point dad well don’t do it again you gave me the heebie jeebies hey Larry you got a minute sure pumpkin I’m just
Puttering can you reach in that tool box and pass me the garlic salt so what’s going on well you know Greg’s leaving on This fishing trip tomorrow yeah I know that’s got to be a lot of fun hell yeah except Abby’s kind of having a problem with it she sure is I
Don’t know what to do Larry she’s serious about this she’s painting him out of the mural in the bathroom I know but she hasn’t sanded him off the family totem pole think she’ll ever get over this sure she will Abby is very reasonable you know she used to have big problems
With my mother but now bbby gets to visit she gets to stay up to 3 days and she can even have brisket as long as it’s never in the House oh crap the alarm didn’t go off I shut it off I don’t want you to go fishing how did you do this without waking me up you unroll the duct tape on the snores that’s my Dad obviously this is not the first time you’ve been duct taped to a bed Dharma I’m going fishing all right let me just read you a little something first the grizzled fishermen return in their dirty station wagon the fish broken and bleeding strapped to their Fender the young are without mothers to suckle
Them this is about deer honey you crossed out deer and you rode fish I couldn’t find anything about fishing it’s basically the same thing I got to go I will call you tonight you you you are not going you are not going is that is that an anchovy
Are you throwing anchovies at me they’re sardines D you do know that you’re being ridiculous of course I know I’m being ridiculous but I cannot spend the rest of my life not being able to have my husband and my mother in the same room come on Greg it’s just a stupid fishing
Trip which for the record I did not want to tell your mother about Yeah well yeah okay look I’m absolutely not supposed to tell you this but the truth is my father and I don’t go deep sea fishing what do you mean you don’t don’t go deep sea fishing we go somewhere else
Where do you go I can’t tell you I made a promise to my father and I can’t break that promise but I give you my word and you can truthfully tell your mother that I’m not fishing you’re just going to have to trust me on this do you trust me
Of course I trust you now tell me where you’re going I love you if you’re not back in 7 years I’m moving on with my life how about some dessert huh little crem Boule or tiis Su maybe another steak remember this is my treat oh no no no I’m as full as a
Tick I’ll just get something to take home okay so uh guess Greg pretty much tells you everything that goes on in his life right okay listen Dharma if you found some panties in the car those are mine Pete I just want to know where he went this weekend and he didn’t tell you
No listen Dar MC Greg’s my best friend I I’m a little uncomfortable you bribing information out of me all right fine sorry Separate Checks please no you can do it I’m just saying I’m a little uncomfortable with it all right you didn’t hear it from me
But every few years Greg and his dad yeah they go deep sea fishing no they don’t Pete it’s just a cover for what they really do good I starting to feel bad about ratting them out there oh hang on there Mr cheesecake about that one in a hat box yeah yeah
Kitty oh hi Celia Mrs dma what are you in here I just really need to talk to kitty is she here nope I don’t see her and you don’t see me bye-bye last year SEL and I had the pool redone all new tile hi Miguel I haven’t
Seen you in a while come on graas these are our friends the guans hello hi this is our neighbor Dharma she’s looking for her dog but it is not here we’ll keep our eyes open for her bye-bye dear see Miguel why why don’t you show our guests your cigar collection in the den
In the den the dark room with the with the wood ah see yeah what’s going on where’s Kitty I cannot tell you see I need to find out where Greg really is and I’m hoping that if I can talk to Kitty I can figure it out Mrs mtom doesn’t know
Anything and she must never know what do you mean this is how it works the men say they’re going fishing but they’re really going to Las Vegas for girly shows they’re in Vegas Yes and Mrs momy uses that time to sneak off and get a little tuck this time is her
Bottom really yes but if Mrs Montgomery knew that they were in Vegas looking at boom boom boom she might have a problem and no trip for them no trip for her and Miguel and I wouldn’t have our pool side vacation mamore I forget since the remodel where is the den upstairs or
Downstairs do we have an understanding here yes I promise to keep my dog in the yard from now on it was very nice to meet you Celia and Miguel are such great neighbors we were so happy when they bought the house from the Montgomery talk about snobs right
Hey Larry do me a favor sit in this couch and see if any fuzz sticks to your pants your bbby hates that I already cleaned the couch Larry I know sweetie it looks great just sit listen I need to ask you a question it turns out Greg didn’t go fishing oh
Well that’s good news how do you think Abby would feel about him being in Vegas checking out topless shows well this is a tricky one she might see it as the exploitation of women’s bodies by men on the other hand it could be women empowering themselves by taking control of their
Sexuality right so which way do you think she’d go on it not a clue but either way she’s going to feel very strongly about it thanks SAR boy I can’t believe they went to Vegas and they didn’t invite me I thought we were friends I should say something about it
No no no don’t do that um because it’s just Edward Edward and Greg are a little embarrassed about what they do there strippers I’ve seen strippers yeah but they’re not regular strippers no Edward has a um Edward has a thing what kind of thing he likes him heavy what yeah heavy
And Slavic and you know a little thing going on here wa Vegas has changed I’m done in the kitchen Larry if you’d like to check my work oh sweetie the place looks terrific Ma’s going to love it I’ll take one quick look hey Abby great news it turns out Greg is not
Fishing oh no that’s just a cover for Kitty benefit oh yeah what they really do is he and Edward go to Las Vegas oh Vegas why on Earth do they go to Las Vegas they go to see a doctor for Edward specialist oh why can’t they tell Kitty because Edward is a little
Self-conscious about it it’s in a delicate area is it as cold is I think that was my favorite show so far it had everything uh magicians topless women how funny was it when that orangutang gave you the finger funnier every time we go Dad hello hi honey oh Dharma hi hey
Dharma you wouldn’t believe the fish we’ve been catching from the ocean Greg listen I know you’re in Las Vegas oh uh uh look look dad a bar oh son of a gun uh honey how did you how did you find out doesn’t matter now listen Abby changed Harry’s birthday party till
Sunday night so you can make it so she’s changed her mind about the fishing well you’re not fishing unless you talk to kitty but when you talk to Abby you’re in Vegas seeing a doctor for Edward who’s getting his annual colonoscopy which he doesn’t want kitty to know
About so he needs you there to lean on emotionally not while they’re doing it when you talk to Larry you’re in Las Vegas seeing girly shows but only ones featuring large Slavic women you might want to think up some show titles cuz all I could come up with
Was the MOs cows so we’ve uh changed our mind about the lying thing I just trying to cover your ass Greg and your dad’s and your moms by the way don’t stare at your mom’s I try not to okay good I love you byebye hey look at this they got a naked lady
Ventriloquist I bet she does that just so you don’t watch her mouth thank you you’re welcome yeah ABY I can’t tell you how delighted I am you’ve reached some sort of a Dayton with Gregory oh well Kitty I was acting a little silly and I didn’t realize how much Edward needed this uh
Fishing Expedition so far so good I guess um where’s your grandmother sat back smoking and eating brisket my mom asked she has a headache and she went to lie down hey Ed listen it I just want you to know I am totally cool with you’re not inviting
Me on your fishing trip I mean personally I don’t go for the big ones oh you don’t know what you’re missing they are something to see tching their back their tails up in the air there was one there that almost broke the pole you’re really into that oh there’s
Nothing like wrestling a really big one I I worked up a sweat with a 300 pounder for an hour and a half you wrestle them it really gets the blood bumping I tell you I just thinking about it makes me a little queasy oh yeah I
Used to get sick too first couple of times I actually threw up all over the guy next to me really you’re telling me Edward how how are you feeling ah better and better I wanted to tell you that I know about you and Gregory in the trip to Las
Vegas you do oh don’t worry I’ve not told a soul and I would never tell Kitty but I wanted you to know that I think it’s terrific and I think it’s something every man should do mm I’ve been trying to get Larry to do it well he should I’m
Telling you it’s 4 days he’ll never forget 4 days well there’s a lot to see down there Dad I think mother really needs that drink he’s on the medication for the pain this is never going to work relax hey Ed sorry I got to ask you another question about your little trip
Hey oh look more more presents oh good all right take a seat everybody or or stand if you’d feel more comfortable what is that supposed to mean I said nothing about the work you had done in your B jar your backyard is lovely kitty what
Have you had done to it oh she’s always having someone work on it moving things around back there frankly it’s more troubl than it’s worth I just as soon cement the whole thing over and play tennis on it so this is it you want us to spend
The rest of our lives keeping all this up that’s the plan okay but again for the record of we had just told your mother yeah yeah blah blah have some cake where have you been I took your mother to the airport her plan’s not for 2 days she
Kept saying she wanted to get there early dar I’m seeing feelings but I’m not hearing them I’m a bad teacher no no you’re a good teacher a sweetie go ahead and cry it out I don’t want to cry yeah crying is part of the healing process when you
Cry over loss remember when you were a little girl and the ice cream truck hit doobie we cried and cried doie died you told me you took him to a farm I didn’t want to upset you Larry I I really love that dog we all love that
Dog I miss my class course you do baby of course you [Applause] do have you ever seen a game like this I’ve never seen a game like this this is an incredible game and how about this pizza best pizza I ever had extra cheese extra sauce extra crust it’s like two
Pizzas I tell you I am in heaven crying woman man I got to go Dara what’s the matter what everybody quit our class to take self-defense oh honey I’m sorry so okay it’s just the universe trying to tell her something trying to tell her what it does suck the sucks
That’s not true sweetie aigo where did Pete Go come back Pete tell her he uh can’t stand to be around crying women that’s she speaks English [Applause] you going to be okay yeah I’m fine I’m All Cried Out are you sure cuz we really don’t have to do this I know but I think your mother’s counting on us Dharma there’ll be a lot of people at this fundraiser she won’t even notice if we
Don’t show up but great what if everybody says that and no no one comes it happens you know I mean even when you know it’s not your fault there’s this little voice inside your head and it’s loud for a little voice and it says you’re just a big honk and
Loser no I’m fine I’m fine come on oh God ah dhama Gregory I’m so glad you could come it’s uh quite a turnout you have your mother well you know I always say you give people what they want you can’t keep them away what are you saying I’m just a big
Loser hey Dad come over here and say hello Greg Dharma glad you could make it Dharma aren’t you supposed to be a Whatchamacallit class yoga Edward yoga right yoga you know I was just reading an article in business week that says yoka is pretty popular uh if you can
Believe the liberal press hey you know what I’m ready for some Opera are you ready for some Opera mhm dharma’s a big fan of Opera oh that’s so nice to hear so many young people today have no class no class uh uh let’s go mom uh Bang a Gong let’s rock the
House he’s been with her too long Edward uh let me just get another drink you have a drink no I don’t please all right everyone we’re about to begin please take your seats you’re doing great honey yeah I know mean yoga is not the only thing I can do I do a
Really good impression of a fetuccini noodle want to see I bet somebody’s got to want that thank you all so very much for being here for being so generous with your donations to the Opera and I want to remind you for every th000 you get to join the golden Circle and for $110,000
You get to wear an iron hat and be part of the show amusing as ever Edward now without further Ado I want to introduce to you San Francisco’s very own soprana deina Odetta Sanderford Sanderford excuse [Applause] You know I don’t know much Italian but I I think it’s about a happy young boy and a chocolate cake no it’s not it’s about a woman whose lover leaves her pregnant and then she kills herself well still it’s a pretty bouncy considering hey Dara Look I’m not looking you was singing with this hand does this mean she starts [Applause] over oh my God your mom is going to be so mad at you me you’re the one that started laughing yeah well you’re the one who married me you know that’s what really grinds her that’s true
Oh Dad that was so much fun yeah and I thought the evening was going to be a total disaster I’m glad you’re back you know what Greg I don’t have to teach yoga think I’m going to go over there tomorrow and just clean up my locker and
Get on with my life good for you you know stop that I’m going to bite your nose stop what okay you’ve immobilized your attacker what’s next cause pain that’s right right very good now I want everybody to feel the fleshy area under the chin you apply a little bit of
Pressure there and you can make Mr mugger buy you dinner and drive you home you really want to have some fun you can bust through the soft tissue right about there hook your thumb in under the bone and you got yourself a puppet show all right I want everyone to go
Home tonight and practice that on a loved one see you all tomorrow thanks for hi I’m Dharma nice to meet you Dharma spider spider Dharma good point um look I was just wondering no it’s too late class is full but I’ve had new ones all the time you
Want to put your name on the list over there I’ll be sure and give you a call if there’s an opening or an injury oh no I don’t want to take your fine be a victim this is the highest crime area in the city burglaries card jacking every 20
Minutes someone gets mugged pretty scary huh yeah but it’s not true but it’s still scary how can you just make stuff up like that well basically you start with nothing and you just build from there so you just right all my students into taking your class your students
Yeah I’m the one who used to teach the yoga class across the hall oh the one that got cancelled oh wow you must be really mad right now yeah I must really bug you right yes well what are you going to do about it um um Um boy lucky for you I don’t believe in violence well then this is going to come as a big surprise to you hey what don’t worry about me I’m Fine I don’t care if she is a martial arts instructor little anif freeze in her coffee and she’s begging for the stomach pump just like the rest of us which is where we come in in our fake paramedic outfits why do you have fake paramedic outfits to get into concerts for free
Duh oh and we’re not doing anything to this woman the universe will take care of it Dharma I hate to say this but I agree with Jane not on the psychotic homicide part but I do think you should do something why is it psychotic there’s nothing I have to do I
Mean I’m a good teacher she’s a big liar jar Jeremiah was a bullfrog lather rinse repeat that’s it okay but aren’t you just a little bit angry no she’ll pay for her bad karma eventually everybody does it’s a scientific fact oh she’s got us there I feel good about myself I can
Sleep easy tonight Dharma Dharma wake up you’re having a bad dream aren’t you yoga girl all right spider I’m going to rearrange your chakras I’m spider I’m the 16th president of the United States Martin Van buen liar he was the eighth president wait how did I know
That oh wait can you hang on a sec no problem okay Are we having sex in this dream no honey not in this one oh okay sorry to interrupt Mr President look I’m being a fucini noodle and I left the Marines under SU special circumstances yeah well pasta [Applause] leager what floor do I live [Applause] On no no this isn’t a sex dream and why are you dressed as little B peep no this [Laughter] [Applause] happens your pathetic sheep Hing style is no match for the [Applause] spider or maybe it is oh Lord must I do everything myself what are you doing getting rid of
The daughter-in-law I never liked she doesn’t like you she never likes [Applause] you sticky where you get the kitty oh this is [Applause] KY now you will pay for your lies and fabrications we’re dreadfully unhappy and nobody knows it I’m a self lothing Macho Thug who needs some love some [Applause] Warmth don’t worry Dharma Daddy’s here Oh Daddy she’s being so mean to me what do I do all I’m saying is Give Peace a chance good [Laughter] idea what’s Pete saying why did this have to happen it was such a [Applause] waste and he hates his hair and so once again yoga has
Triumphed over mindless violence and the people of the village are safe yay so now if you’ll excuse me I’m going to go have sex with my husband okay Greg now ready when you are [Applause] baby wait a minute you’re not [Laughter] Greg yes I am okay so what do you
Think well I think it’s interesting that you had a dream with everyone in it but your own mother Abby come on what does it mean I think you still have a lot of unresolved feelings about this woman stealing your students no I don’t oh really then how do you explain
This I was hiding in your [Applause] m Dharma wake up you’re having a bad dream I was do you want to talk about it no we need to fool around need to yeah I just dreamt that I kiss some accountant from outer space all right everybody read this and learn the truth there’s no burglars no
Muggings no carjackings the old people in the neighborhood are not a gang they just travel in packs and got a good deal on matching windbreakers what the hell do you think you’re doing oh hi I decided I had to do something about all your lies and I think it’s time you
Tell all these people the truth about how you’ve been deceiving them into taking your class all right I I I think you ought to go no what did you say I said no Okay can somebody call an ambulance see everybody she’s the only violence in this neighborhood okay now I could fight back
But that’s not the answer the answer is love and compassion now everybody Focus all of your love love and compassion on spider are you through love ah screw it you’re not focusing people hi Honey hi what happened to you I won you beat her up no she kicked the hell out of me
But I think she broke her pinky toe myush so how exactly did you win well I just told my old students the truth so they’re coming back to your class oh no I think their little freight drop out of that self-defense class it’s pretty scary this is ridiculous we have laws
She can’t intimidate people like that I’m fine I’ll just start another yoga class as soon as I can you know Bend no I’m not going to allow anybody to lay a hand on my wife and get away with it well if her pinky toe wasn’t broken before it is
Now it’s 4 to 6 foot sorry I’m September hi hi I’m oh honey mhm this is September we grew up on the commune together isn’t that nice so I thought you were going to be here on Friday oh well you know how it goes I stopped and talk to some
Migrant workers and before you know and I was picking squash and raging on El Hefe oh yeah yeah I really should go put some pants on he’s not putting on pants because of me no no no he’s a lawyer he has to wear him for [Applause] Work hey honey hey th something out there smells like whatever’s in here September’s cooking is she cooking tires I heard that well this would be an awkward moment if you hadn’t already seen me with my pants off T I never thought you’d live someplace with a microwave a quein arts and a
Lawyer actually the microwave and the que art came with the lawyer it was a set yes not came with boots and a helmet I don’t get it honey we’re going to go to Abby and Larry’s for macrobiotic potluck dinner uh September only eats food from the local ecosystem oh right
On everything in this salad was harvested from within a 10mi radius here try some uh um oh that’s not bad and most of the greens I found growing right in the cracks and the sidewalks right in front of your building you know I step on those weeds
Every day never even thought of eatting them what are the um what are the crunchy things you know I never know what to call them are they pill bugs or they rly poy they’re pine nuts Greg and you had that coming I thought you were allergic to pine nuts I am they’re
Bugs did I just eat bugs no of course course not I’m just Kidd oh my casserole is burning what was it doing before is she staying long honey I haven’t seen her in 15 years so least we could do is let her make fun of you sure what are you doing with all
This stuff I’m giving it away why cuz my life’s gotten too cluttered everything September owns fits in one backpack well she eats weed so you eat bugs no you know you got to be careful you know you stop owning things and they start owning you don’t worry I’m not
Going to give away any of your stuff I know you can’t live without your things hold on what things can’t I live without all of your little electronic Buddies the TV your computer your electronic shaving cream warmer I have a coarse beard the Heat softens it okay we should get going guys cuz
Once this stuff separates there’s no getting it back together again you know if you don’t mind maybe I’ll just you know stay here and watch some football mhm on your best friend Mr TV let’s not start judging each other’s friends here wow hey look what I found oh doesn’t that bring back
Memories boy you think it would oh yeah that was at Halloween when we dressed up like endangered baby harp seals then we went trick-or-treating at all the fur stores you know when I worked with Greenpeace I wound up living with harp seals oh wow really yeah we
Had stopped these Hunters but there was these two baby seals and they had imprinted on me and so I had to stay until they were wean wow d I’m a hand fed a baby bird that fell out of a nest once it died oh look at that we’re out of tea um
Oh hey while I’m up does anyone want any dessert Abby made a flowerless organic carrot cake oh do we know how far away those carrots were grown no no if you’re right we don’t um you know what I’ll go see if the crab apples are right so did I tell you I ran
Into treehouse Bob from the commune when I was in Costa Rica no kidding Treehouse Bob mclusky or Treehouse Bob Dawson oh wow what a shame those crab apples are not ripe oh we have figs oh good figs aren’t you proud of September Dharma you know it’s so easy to drift
Away from our ideals but she’s really stayed the course three hunger strikes in one year it’s not such a big deal she’s a really picky eater almost let me try again D you should have brought your video camera if I had known there was going to be fig juggling I would
Have and that’s how Fig Newton discovered gravity all right it’s getting late September uh actually it’s mid October no this is fun it’s just SSH go cuz I’m getting a little tired really I’m not I guess I’m still on Amsterdam time you and me both you know what honey you could just
Stay here you could use D old room oh really that would be great if that’s okay with you oh it’s more than okay and actually it was my idea I was going to say that before I get hit with the Fig so um so I’ll just call you and then
We’ll get some coffee in the morning well only if we wake up in Brazil I was so joking and then she let us all in a song that Nelson Mandela taught her Nelson Mandela really I’m sorry but Nelson Mandela oh you’re right she’s incredible did I tell you she weaned
Seals so you saved that baby bird sure come you’re every bit as good a person as September is yeah I am every bit as good as she is I just need to fundamentally change the way I live how well for example I know there’s this
Cave you can live in for 5 months out of the year I I don’t want to live in a cave well what’s your suggestion well if you really want to simplify yeah I was thinking that maybe there was something to what you were saying about the television and maybe it wouldn’t be
The worst idea to think about giving it away that’s great oh that’s a great start where you going go roll it down to the curb and then it’ll be gone by morning I was thinking after to the Super Bowl what you’re watching Streets of San
Francisco hey I know that bar I was in that bar the night you were born where’s Dharma she’s out pricing beehives she wants to turn our electricity off and make our own candles is this normal for her or has the pimentos slipped out of the olive I think I should say something
Or should I just be supportive and let this play out listen son sometimes in a marriage a husband doesn’t have a very clear understanding of what’s going on uh-huh that’s it [Applause] drink hey Abby hi H I made you something oh John that’s beautiful beautiful I was
Just out communing with nature you know reconnecting with Mother Earth you know me and I saw these flowers they’re so beautiful and I thought of you oh Dharma honey these are golden poppies oh really yeah they’re so pretty no we don’t we don’t pick golden poppies honey they’re protected apparently not very
Well you know what we’ll put them in the compost and and it can be our gift back to Mother Earth good where’s September oh she’s off somewhere with your father boy they have been absolutely Inseparable she stayed up all night last night listening to him sing his Watergate rock opera all 5
Hours yeah wow I never made it past I suppose so BB Roso hey hi hi what you got there oh some camping stuff for Larry because he’s a big baby and he’s afraid a little rain I sleep in my back and I’m a mouth breather I could
Drown you guys going camping oh yeah you know that winter solce trip your mother and I always take to the desert yeah well I figured i’ have to miss it this year because of the baby but September wants to go I would have gone with you well
Pumpkin you can come too we’ll just have to get another one of these what is that I don’t know but we only have two okay let’s try to set this step up right we’re going to spend night in the backyard and test it out don’t bring us
Any food we’re going to live off the land W they’re going to sleep together out there in the backyard in the tent I guess so and you’re fine with that what could be the problem oh my God Larry did you turn off the sprinklers there you are I was just
Catching up on some news from what I hear The Castaways never get off the island it was a I uh what are you doing here I needed to talk and you weren’t at home what’s wrong September has the hots from my dad you mean like hots for
Sex yes Hots they’re sharing a pup tent I don’t know that expression a small tent used for camping and they’re sharing it tonight in the backyard doesn’t mean that they’re having sex that just means that they’re they’re uh really weird Gregory Celia has informed me we
Don’t own TV trays however if you would like we can take a tray from the tea service and put it on a luggage stand no never mind mother um can you give us a minute oh right honey I’m telling you my friend is trying to seduce my father she
Gives him massages she braided his ponytail and then when he talks she gets this Lovick dreamy look in her eyes I’m sorry this is Larry that we’re speaking of Dharma September hasn’t seen your parents in a long time they’re they’re Kindred Spirits she obviously likes your
Dad but not in that way oh I don’t know I think dh’s right to be suspicious Gregory you do not see what I see come to a country club luncheon count the number of men there with women onethird their age it is a national epidemic and you cannot raise money to fight it
You’re not helping mother it is everywhere Gregory For Heaven’s Sake look look the gentleman with the Ascot being tempted by that young TT wearing a sequin cocktail dress in the middle of the day that’s all she brought on the boat Kitty what do you think I should do well I
Could give you the name of a private detective that I have used from time to time he’s very discreet mother she doesn’t need to hire a private detective yeah it’s not like I don’t know what they’re doing oh Dar you don’t know what they’re doing what is he talking about the woman
Has a trunk full of clothes wow it sure is warm on our camping trip in the desert not for long am I interrupting something oh no we’re just playing with our pants I should put the goat in the pen if we’re going to be sleeping in the backyard yeah I’ll be right
Out yeah wouldn’t want that goat to ruin your little camp out no no we wouldn’t cuz Three’s a Crowd right yeah I guess I mean when one of them’s a goat okay I’m not good at being all and woo so I’m going to say it are you sleeping with Larry
What no um how could you even think that so ter the massages the camping the detachable pants and I love my father but no one sits through his whole Watergate Opera okay I guess I could see how you thought that no no Dharma okay here’s the deal I’ve never known
Who my father was and I didn’t really care but when my mom died it felt really weird being all alone so I went through her letters and stuff and I narrowed it down to Five Guys that she might have had a relationship with she you think Larry might be your father
Maybe wow wow but the thing is is I didn’t want to disrupt anybody’s life so I just I figured I would hang out with each one of them and that way I know that somewhere in there I spent time with my dad okay the tent is up no no false
Alarm he a goofball I know oh I should have told you before okay oh damn I’m going to go give him a hand okay okay oh uh the Dow industrial’s down about 12 and a half hey well you’re right they’re not having an affair well I’m not going to say I told
You so but I am going to make the face next and at the moment it is currently up three and a change that’s called 3 and 2 I must have been in there for months you know she was acting really weird because she thinks Larry might be her father could he
Be no look I went through aby’s picture drawer and I found this it’s their first day on the commun right there’s Abby holding me there’s Larry with hair no he was combing it over it was a sdo and that’s September’s mom she’s already pregnant and that’s the day she
Met Larry did you show her this no not yet she and Larry are having a sleepover it it didn’t seem like the right time and I got to say you kind of lucked out here what do you mean well this way you wouldn’t have to spend the rest of
Your life you know Computing with a perfect sister who’s out to save the world and we can have a TV again H I didn’t give away the TV to compete with her yes you did well obviously but don’t make the face tarma hi hi you didn’t say
Goodbye are we okay oh yeah no yeah yeah no no no we’re fine well listen I’m going to split tonight why I didn’t want to screw up anybody’s family and I kind of feel that I am no you’re not no I am I just was having so much fun with
Larry listen and he was the last guy on my list and he’s the only guy I really liked I hope he’s my dad I hope he is too so I’ll see you a couple months right really what for for the camping trip Larry always gets us lost in the
Middle of the desert you’re the only one who knows how to make a meal out of twig and dirt so where are you off to Oh Martin Sheen is going to chain himself to something this weekend so we’ll help out bye hey there there there weren’t
Really bugs in the salad were there who would put bugs in a salad you did a very nice thing there yeah you want to go get yourself a new TV don’t you oh yeah do you want to um I’m do you want to talk or no no go go get picture and picture Oh
