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This dress is crazy because like I could have it up all the way but then I could also be like ooh what if I Just what the is this we’re going to do a don’t laugh challenge today meaning don’t [ __ ] up and laugh there’s nothing to smile or laugh at look at me are you actually seeing me because obviously I’ve just escaped from prison I’m in L low in here we’re going to do this
Challenge and hopefully they don’t find me because I’m not going back I’m not goinging back there man I saw a clip of you guys saying like if someone got bit on the wiener by a snake you know the rest of these questions I’ll answer Frank okay Jo go nope thank you oh like
Like aing garden hose dude are you kidding me i’ suck a golf ball through a garden hose to save your life Wow that’s a true friend that is how you know that homie loves that homie was on the verge of death and my homie sucked my dick to
Save my life and that’s how I found out I was gay I’d suck a golf ball through a garden hose to save your life without question first of all I I’d be on the ground being like just let me go dude no no it’s not your time to die it’s not
Your time get that [ __ ] out no not theemotion not the motion please stop Len come back toy in his defense I would also save a homie in any way that I had to if you were going to die I don’t know about the dick sucking maybe I might have you die
I’d be like bro that was dumb well that’s was good knowing you I know I do other stuff but like maybe I’ll get into the podcast game and then we we can talk about saving our best friends by jerking them off vigorously until [ __ ] and poison comes out because like obviously it was
About the snake biing some on a dick and you want the poison to come out of the dick but like if I’m doing it I’m going to do a good job and if I’m going to do a good job they’re also going to come everyone stop by Apple basing and come
And try their ghoulishly good spooky piss yum y that is the slogan of GP right there spook isly ghoulishly good piss girl everyone Applebees and and come and try their ghoulishly good spooky piss not their spooky piss oh it’s so goulish Apple be is my favorite
Spot in town to get some goulish piss everywhere else has like fine piss and strong piss but not ghoulish Applebees is the only place to get ghoulish piss Applebees drinks you know they have like the $1 Margaritas or something like that or they have the $1 cocktails there’s a
Reason that they’re a dollar it’s basically piss also can we talk about how everything on the [ __ ] Applebee’s menu just tastes like hot comom there’s no seasoning there’s no taste it’s just like Bland and there’s something there but you’re not really sure what to express that as and that’s just
Applebees it’s just hotc are you to Fu tonight yeah I love this video I’ve seen it on my page I don’t know who this guy is but he’s really good and I think most of his hand up is like this are you two going to [ __ ] tonight
Yeah yeah we’re going to [ __ ] look at him he’s so happy for them are you too good at [ __ ] tonight what’s y”s favorite position doggy doggy get it sir get it sir yeah yeah yeah okay is that your favorite no yeah yeah let’s go is that your favorite position oh
Yeah this is the best comedy show you could ever see Mr roer what’s your favorite position I’m laughing preemptively because I already know what happens it’s aod don’t laugh don’t laugh don’t laugh don’t laugh don’t I lost I lost so bad but the way that he was like cut the music what the
[ __ ] is a w noodle the WAN noodle I haven’t heard of that one what is the WAN noodle what is is that Kamasutra the one noodle one noodle one noodle what what did you say did you say the Juan noodle it sounded like he said it
Sounded like he said Juan noodle is that what you said Juan dooodle Juan dooodle is the Juan dooodle is that a real thing tell me what it is she don’t know it I don’t know it and I know a lot of things she don’t know
It so one you must have been doing it with somebody else uhoh uh fing with you wers are loyal Morgan J you get it [ __ ] I ain’t never listened to autotune comedy before you and it’s pretty [ __ ] good it’s pretty [ __ ] funny I am unsure about
What the W noodle is but I will say there was some [ __ ] that I’ve seen in prison that I really don’t know what I would call and one of them could be called that Juan noodle I want to throw it up on stream I want to be like Nikki
You want to do the one noodle I’m obsessed I love you and I love you bye that’s so accurate okay I’ll see you oh and I want to do the haircut thing did I tell you I did see that movie is I can’t even say anything because I can only
Smile and agree did I tell you I did see that movie there is a spaghetti dish that I saw online that I think we can do a SP you still need a ride are you guys taking seam off a ride if you need a ride did I mention that I might need
Reading glasses oh my God I need new glasses I didn’t mean that send my love to Rebecca tell her I’m not mad wait my mom had a question I forgot I have your card I think I’m developing an allergy to gluten what is that bracelet such a
Tree obsess with the Jack I miss you already oh my God totally be careful we can’t go this long we we can’t cuz we’re going to just say goodbye forever enough never are you guys doing another one here why do girls do this and it’s especially to the other girlfriends bye
I think I’ve done it with Belle’s I think I’ve done it with Alicia I think I’ve done it with Sydney I think I’ve done it with almost every single girl on this channel I like want to be mad at that and be like that is not true it [ __ ] is I’ve always forgotten
Something I’ve always got one more thing okay for real I really got to go one more hug one more hug just real quick and then I promise I promise we’ll see you soon okay and don’t forget about dinner and your mom tell her I said hi
Okay you got it I am always the person that on my way out I go if you need me text me if you need anything I’m around my thing I feel a little bad cuz they just they miss me so much so I just like leave everything I like leave my keys I
Leave my phone you just a little bit you know little sprinkles of myself everywhere and be like oh I missed you I just had to come back to say hi again what is this that’s weird and then my ADHD goes into a conversation mostly by the time people are starting to leave in
A weird fashion like yeah that’s great Lindsay wow I just huh yeah oh I’m I love that too that’s great yep mhm absolutely things make sense now my friend sent me a time lapse of a sunrise but I added break for every time his dog was on [ __ ] they added a dog and
It was funny my friend sent me a time lapse of a sunrise but I added break core every time his dog was on camera oh look at that little dog why would you do that though is the dog going to come back I didn’t see the dog oh the dog moves so
Fast that dog is The Flash okay that I hate that the video didn’t get me the video just ended and I said okay and that made me laugh there was nothing about that that was funny at all nothing and yet I still broke normal person slips on a banana peel ow
Whoa whoa whoa whoa he’s got the moves a stunt man make a dramatic as [ __ ] that’s my [ __ ] right there Jesus a skater he’s going to kick flip here he goes here he goes whoa watch out oh kick flip kickflip grind that rail oh yeah nice job so stupid yes
Yeah that’s one of the reasons I stopped [ __ ] skateboarding because the smallest Pebbles will take your [ __ ] ass down I do not know how to do the splits the only time I have done the splits in my life was um my board stopped and went the opposite way and my
Other leg was still forward and my legs just and I limped home how to say now how to say now 54% now get it little guy no no I’m in love already I just love puppets you know no now 65% it’s just this going to get louder yeah no no
99% uh-huh you have the most lifeless eyes I’ve ever seen no okay yeah that was a pretty good 9 98% no oh I’m going to get my arshole blasted right now wow okay I was scared that it was going to be like base boosted but we made it out
You’re what the [ __ ] that was good you got me oh [ __ ] car this whisper in one minute this should be easy yeah what are You you know you’re trying you Are you ready for this just kidding you’re not getting it oh kid why did you choose Careless Whisper child you’re trying baby you need the breath support though Ah keep going baby you’re doing good I would never even attempt to learn this song yeah so proud of you yeah it’s a lot of breath work nailed it [ __ ] yes you did you nailed my heart so good you were close there you were close there not quite what I would
Expect you know you need to find something new maybe pick up video games I think quite a few of the girls on the channel myself included are also failed musicians and you don’t have to be sad about that you don’t have to worry look at Daren look where he was and look
Where he is now the failed musician Alex too poor Alex and Darion thought they could do music and ended up editing so don’t feel bad if you’re not good at the sex and you have no rhythm and no Talent there are other options for losers like you I failed because I laughed at
Something that I’ve already seen before somebody clearly hacked on to my Tik Tok feed and found the [ __ ] that I think is funny and I’ve watched all the way through who is it I lost super hard Morgan J seems like a great comedian and I look forward to
Attending one of his shows comedy and music I’m into it I love it that’s the good [ __ ] I felt a little bit hung buug in there I was a little sad and disappointed but was I sad and disappointed technically these bring me a lot of joy and it’s Christmas and all
Good things I’m really happy we got to spend this time together also I think that you should go check out all of our socials but also like you should go on to to twitch but like have you liked the video yet I love you thank you guys so
Much for watching oh [ __ ] I forgot about the [ __ ] cops I think I got too loud I started laughing and insulting people and I got to [ __ ] go tell my mom and all of her cats that I love her um and if anybody asks if they can have any of
My stuff tell them [ __ ] no they can’t I’m being to get buried with all of my [ __ ] so you have wait for me to be dead you stupid [ __ ] oh God okay bye have a great [Applause] Time
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Ok, wait. Alex is a failed musician? I can only assume by the way he dresses it was in a Ska Band?
PS – I love Ska Bands.
PSS- Also love Darian. The number of times I've jammed out to his "Dont Dance" tune is unmeasurable
PSSS- I love everyone on the channel. 🖤🖤🖤
“Spider-Man isn’t attractive.”
watches video
“…..dammit”
Girls saying bye – so true!! There's always so much to catch up on. Always.
Bells being absolutely savage lol
7:30 this is just the standard Midwest goodbye… only it lasts for hours (the amount of times my family said we were going to be leaving & then 4 hours later we’re still not anywhere near close to leaving… 😩😤)
Can we get Tori back please?
12:26 Bells with the roast of the year, that 💩 had me dying and coughing from trying not to laugh. That is the most genuine laugh I've heard from Bells lol
Don't Smile or laugh
That intro starts
Well I already failed
2:00 Funny as that is, possibly life saving fact here. DO NOT try to suck out snake bite poison should you ever be in that situation, no matter where it is. The idea that you can get it out that way is a myth. Sucking on the bite will actually make it worse and make infection more likely. A snake bite is bad enough, an infected snake bite is worse.
I usually ace these easily, Juan noodle broke me so fast
I’ve seen women do this “ok bye, omg I love those shoes” etc…etc… men is more like “sup, bye”
Juan Noodle is to give someone a blow job after both eating Mexican food.
I realize it was a joke, but sucking poison from a snakebite causes the sucker to die in general…
Applebee's $1 drinks are decent in my town. I typically just go on the long island iced tea weeks. 100% booze in that cup.
So can we get like an end of the year tally of who lost the most throughout the year?
DAAAAMN Bells calling Alex out like a savage!
I absolutely lost it with the Juan Noodle. I Googled it and still don't know wtf it is.
Thank God it's not a don't dance. I would've gotten so funky to careless whisper
Alicia, stop capturing my heart.
The banana slip is a classic comedy
The intro reminded me that I NEED to get the raccoon mario hat. The return of Bell's Applebee's opinion gave me life. Def lost on autotune comedy. Excellent video.
Can anyone provide the source of the How to Say Now?
About 12:30 minutes in; the moment we can all see Belles set herself up for call-outs in the next video.
I'm afraid to Google "Juan Noodle".
6:00 unexpected Bells lore lol
Lindseys outfit reminds me of a christmas past when my brother-in-law dressed up as Spiderman with a santas hat to be Santa for christmas. (over here in Europe he doesn't sneak in at night, he shows up in person because he loves us more, you know. ;D) (and yeah, the suit was very,… … snug) Afterwards I asked my nephew if he tought it was odd that Santa was dressed out as Spiderman, I think he was 5 or so at the time. He rolled his eyes and sighed like he wondered what kind of tard I was and I figured he probably it was his dad all along. But his reply was "No, it WAS Spiderman!!!" xD xD xD
Also, the thing with sucking out snake poison is a myth, blood travels fast through the body, and you'd only be adding your mouth germs into the open wound. But if you've waited your whole grown life for an excuse to suck your buddys pee stick, go for it!
Thanks for uploading! Greetings from Sweden, and merry christmas, ya filthy animals! <3
The chart of decreasing support at the end reminds me of poeple encouraging me to learn new things.
the microphone clip is legendary
WENZ' YOU LOT GONNA WATCH TEH' HUNTER: PARENTING?
Really glad when the kid playing the sax wasn't laughed at the the girls just cheered him on. shows how kind they are.
Bells has a good Anna Delvey voice
I swear that is the same puppet that was in the bread (don't dance 18) and I doubt I'm wrong
This was great and lovely ladies are always cute and adorable and love hearing your laughs. keep on doing what you do best.
Cracked on the first one
@7:00 I did that to girls I seen on TV especially when they were cute and they were so cute they made me automatically talk like a baby
Wow, Bells…..wow. Poor Darian and Alex.
I swear I thought a weiner was gonna fly into Bells mouth for making fun of the editors 😅